Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711985478
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
hug me false king
Claimed.
I want to take my konata figures to work but I'm scared my co workers will make fun of me :o
Still here...
Is Miku on at all?
Looking for that vocaloid library.
>>711996946
Do it for her.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711995985
Your request has been taken into consideration
>>711996946
Do it, also make a pic of our waifu's together with a heart around it.
Autists enjoy repetition.
Claimu!
>>711996946
They have their own things you can make fun of, they should hold their tongue.
Claiming
Too drunk to shit post just know I actually got this pic from a Waifu claimer the other day, how many of you oh these virginity coping devices
>>711997093
>>711997195
This is what /pol/ actually believes.
Claiming Hitler avatar thing
伊吹 萃香
8===D
>>711997513
I wish I did.
>>711997658
Kek
>>711997196
maybe I will
but I need to clean the cum off them
>>711997236
noted
>>711997387
why do you keep repeating this?
>>711997390
they all just have food at their desks
>>711997412
why :(? :o
Autists need hugs
>>711996918
Hire loli slaves
>>711997658
Butt hurt weeb angry that not everybody is an autist virgin kek
>>711998032
Can I be your slave
>>711997916
There are many more things to find of them.
>>711997916
Checked
>>711998017
do I?
>>711998032
I take them all
>>711998083
You aren't loli though
Good night nerds. Going to sleep before the next few hours melt away
>OSRS is a hell of a drug
>>711998083
Semen Demon
Anon waifu meme
>>711998231
Goodnight, sleep well. And I'll be making sure you don't come online on RS automatically.
>>711998231
You can't prove that
>>711998320
o bb
>>711997658
>>711998289
HOLY SHIT
Shitposter anon BTFO
>>711998445
5/10 ish wouldn't fuck
>>711998231
you be my slave, also goodnight slave
>>711998384
your not loli
>>711998445
you look like that kyle and the ass fuckers guy, are you?
>>711998084
like what? :o
>>711998094
thank you
>>711998032
Mercy claimed.
>>711998384
Hit me up on Telegram
>>711998798
I know you want it.
>>711998445
Butt hurt virgin who is autistic enough to have saved my pics and post them in a different cancerous thread l
Kek you must be ugly as fucking sin kill yourself you butt mad man child
>>711997513
>>711998445
>HEY HEY HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HEY FUCK YOU GUYS LOL I'M IMPORTANT (in literally every thread)
>Cock tributes
Just one level above being a cuck.
And that really doesn't mean much of anything btw. Still fucking pathetic.
>>711998384
You're not a loli.
>>711998320
Computer off, I'm safe for now
>I'll be back on in 6 hours
>>711998775
I'm a Syndra slave. Sorry
>>711998962
Tell me anon are you a bit butt blasted?
Are your Jimmies rustled?
No seriously, I find this hilarious.
>>711997513
I actually own no body pillows. I could never live with myself if i bought one.
>>711997916
Please senpai
Also sorry i took a while to reply, i dozed off, I'm kind of tired.
>>711998775
Well hello again hikage, how are you?
>>711998776
Who knows? everybody has secrets and you could find out if you look close enough, some may be right in front of you.
>>711998946
s i n
>>711999170
Nice find.
>>711998445
>>711999114
Same fag. You're just a really mad virgin that not everybody is as autistic as you are. You literally have pics of me occupying your hard drives real estate. How jealous/ frustrated are you that someone is shit posting your cancerous anime roleplay thread?
>>711999414
>implying it's not the same butt mad virgin who Saved pics on me on his computer posting them in this thread and then linking said thread to this virginity festival
Kek also samefag
>>711999415
>>711999601
>Samefag
Sure thing newfag.
Welcome to /b/
>>711999259
I'm not gonna sleuth aroung though, that's mean!
>>711999237
get some rest, you won't get any sleep when we have sex :o
>>711999123
LEAVE SYNDRA!!!
>>711999237
hello
>>711999328
hey yuuko
>>711999516
smh, accept who you are and love your self a little more
>>711999601
>>711999415
isn't shirasaka a usual here so how is it samefag?
>>711999601
Butt mad delusional virgin who thinks he has a life because he made up several characters in his schizo head and posts pics of him and his carer to act big on the internet.
Or some gay shit like that.
>>711999414
>>711999170
>>711999114
>>711998445
Samefag.
>tries to damage control anime cartoo wife thread
>nobody responds
Hang Yourself from the living room ceiling fan so your mother can find you in the morning and drink whiskey to celebrate the death of her autistic weaboo son you loser
>>711996850
Power of 9s.
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>711999947
This.
>>711999827
SSS please go. Syndra an meme
The hell is going on in this thread?
>>71299999
>>711999123
Thats about 9pm for me, I'll see you then. Good sleeps shall come to you.
>>711999328
i s g o o d
>>711999516
owo
>>712000085
you were about to post lewds :o
>>711999821
So is picking on you for have cute Konata figures.
>>711999827
No
>>712000223
wats dis
ITT:
Butt blasted avatarfag virgins yell at each other over who's less sad/autistic.
It's always sunny in this city.
>>711999911
>Doesn't know what samefagging is
Come on anon, that person is a completely different waifu. Stop being so booty bombed and think a little.
>>711999827
Heyo Hikage.
How goes it?
>>712000085
Shitty memes taking a toll on all of our qualities of life.
>>712000223
lewd is SIN
and sin is bad ok
>>711999821
We won't have sex if you don't fulfill my lewd request.
>>711999827
How have you been?
>>712000223
Also
>wew
>Juvia
>>712000360
is this your waifu, shitposter? :o
my city is sunny 90% time of the year
>>712000284
maybe, but I shouldn't stoop to their level
maybe I could have the figures take calls
>>712000491
:(
>>712000360
Philadelphia needs no sun.
>>711999415
>>711999911
Whore out your miserable girlfriend more, all it shows is that you're an insecure fucking beta cuck just trying to prove that your life is worth a shit. Spoiler alert, it's fucking not. Your life is about as meaningless and worthless as everyone else here. Learn to have a normal relationship without slapping it in everyone's faces and fuck off already.
Also
>Samefag
You're genuinely fucking retarded.
>>712000712
do you think we'll get the secret wu tang album? :o
>>712000037
SSS? i don't acronym
syndra has been a meme i know
>>712000436
>>712000491
bretty gud, i just woke up from a nice nap, gonna probably look up random stuff or not idk, still wondering what i should do
>>712000586
why care what they think, it's not like you hang around with them much, or do you?
>>712000586
You'll always be above them regardless.
But that sounds cute.
>>712000360
>avatarfags
>>712000712
>trying this desperately to make your anime virginty defense mechanism seen real
Kek you must be ugly as fuck kys
>>712000315
uwu
>>712000436
At least it's not pure sex.
And sin is good, what's fun about following rules?
>>712000562
Wew
>>712000869
it doesn't matter I just don't like being bullied :o
>>712000914
sachi fucking sucks
>>712000909
it would be cute if I gave them mini headsets
>>712000712
>replying to him
you're the real retard here.
>>712001182
stop being mean ;-;
>>712000223
W E W
E
W
>>712001271
you deserve it loser :o
>>712001282
Wew
>>712001408
but my waifu didn't do anything :(
>>712000085
Avatarfaggotry.
>>712001486
she exists
and her voice sounds funny :o
>>712001249
>>712000712
Ugly af Samefag kys seriously, fucking disgusting kek
>>712001182
I would call there everyday.
>>712001452
lewd meme
>>712000586
Don't worry. All your troubles will be worth it~
Also here is a lewd to make you feel better
>
>>712000869
Well I'm glad you had a nice nap and decided to join the thread
Anything else happen today?
>>712001151
Lewd thread?
>
>>712001282
>wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb2aIlcPwYU&feature=youtu.be
sweehaw
>>712001491
stop using such triggering words
>>712001583
she's my wife and she is lovely :o
>>712001669
I appreciate it ;-;
>>712001636
only if you were born in the 1920s and need cottonballs and adult diapers
>>712001786
you're my boyfriend and are lovely :o
>>712001846
What do you mean?
>>712000794
One can only hope...
>>712000917
>defense mechanism seen real
Do you even speak English, you dumb fuck? Before you go trying to start shit, at least TRY to not make yourself seem like an illiterate moron.
>>712001249
Maybe. But to be honest, I've had a shit night, I kind of don't care. I feel like making him something of a verbal punching bag, for lack of a better term.
>>712001972
I help old people get their drugs and items :o
>>712001665
I don't think I've seen many lewds of Eli
>>712001669
I like some suggestives
>>712001669
Esdeath that is horribly drawn
>>712000917
>>712001987
One more for the road.
Don't post your face on 4chan newfag.
>The better Shitposter
>>712001846
im already happily married :o
>>712002206
Posting your dick is okay tho.
>>712002245
yeah to me :o
I'm not happy though
>>712001182
how do you know they aren't just playfully jesting, sure they might be kinda thinking it's a bit weird but they'll most likely be playfully jesting
>>712001669
not much, just work and actual sleep
>>712002272
not good, got anymore lewds, for reasearch ofc
>>712002398
posting your dick is a sign of being manly
>>712002406
:o
meem
>>712001452
Wew?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>712002581
They're there if you look
>>712002625
the ultimate meme
Gotta go with Froppy
>>712002206
Doing gods work anon.
she will never call you luv, why even live
>>712002073
Oh, i thought that was a strange jest for a sec.
Sounds tasteless.
>>712001846
Are you liking them senpai?
>
>>712002120
Alright how about this?
>
>>712002133
>tmw I'm Juvia and not Esdeath
We don't look that much alike anon
>>712002581
Alright glad we're on the same page.
>>712002206
Hmm...
Such a fitting end.
Claimed for good.
you cant tell me you dont want some of this whole hog
>>712002581
why jest me?
they aren't cute like nui
>>712002760
It's pretty relaxing, and old people are funny
>>712002854
I like them but I don't like that I will never get the real deal
>>712002611
check your facebook :o
Again. Just call me thug waifu for now lol
>>712002721
Oh...
Hey.
I didn't think you still lurked around here anymore.
>>712002272
She's too cute to be lewded, looks really innocent.
>>712002625
Big meme
>>712002631
Wew?
>>712002854
I like it.
>>712003178
i did dingus :o
>>712003178
I told you how to get the real deal~
>
>>712003286
Good, I'm glad you like them.
I also have this.
>
>>712003286
Wew.
slachi :o
>>712003514
what are the alternatives?
>>712003423
:o
Lana Rain is my waifu
>>712003387
That face is too cute to lewd.
I couldn't bring myself to search it.
>>712003514
Oh thats very nice. Maid costumes are always a plus.
>>712003588
W e W
>>712003755
God damn it.
>>712003755
>>712003755
THIS WHY I HATE MEXICANS
>>712004027
Ill stop now.
>>712003755
>>712004051
this r not baja
I'm going to leave for a bit
>>712004027
I'm sure you could if you really tried
>>712004051
I've never seen the tip of my dick :o
>>712004192
that's racist
>>711996850
god died for us to sin
>>712004302
mountain dew sucks more than sachi :o
>>712004258
>>712004317
>>712004302
BAJA IS SHIT YOU CANCEROUS WEEB
>>712004350
I KNOW
Time to get some rest. Goodnight all.
>>712004495
wrong
sachi still sucks tho
>>712004611
>claiming frank
>not drinking baja
>>712003755
>Not shaving your pubes.
Dude.
Gross.
>>712004192
Hey Frank.
>>712004501
And now all I hear is Teletubbies.
>>712004756
1 I'm never having sex
2 they grow back insanely fast for the effort it takes to not even use my dick
3 that's not my dick :o
>>712004733
I prefer water and yes he does
>>712004968
>Teletubbies
Boi, I still have the old VHS tapes of those fags.
>>712005315
We have downloads. Because neice.
>>712003178
>why jest me?
>they aren't cute like nui
As if they can compare!
and for the other thing, that's nice to hear, any stories?
>>712005486
I had a call during training where I kept calling this old guy mam and my boss got all mad
I have a lot of old people call me mam too though
maybe I sound like a girl :o
>>712005185
SHAVE THEM DAILY THEN
For fucks sake, it's disgusting and unsanitary when people just let that shit grow out.
>>712002719
too lazy, and nozomi is for lewd not ell, elle is for qdmiring at a distance
>>712002854
good to hear
>>712003178
joke around like friends, so they can get along with you better
>>712005777
Tell that to him not me :o
and I cut myself when I shave
cut my dick once ;-;
>>712005777
how can i shave safely?
>>712000223
>bellyposting while im not here
>>712005974
how do you cut your dick? :o
>>712005936
my only desk neighbor is some 40 year old man
the other desk is empty :o
>>712005777
Actually it's better. It's only unsanitary if you don't shower regularly. The hairs act like eye lashes, trapping dirt and germs from sensitive genitals.
Also,
>You're shaven? You should show proof.
>>712006129
with the razor ya dingus :o
>>712005768
That'd be cute if that's really the case, or it could just be that their hearing is very bad.
>>712005429
Technology has advanced
I bet there is a CG Version of the Teletubbies somewhere
>>712006124
Sorry about that.
You should also post belly, I don't have many more pictures that aren't just plain lewd, but yours has a great figure.
>>712006264
nah I have a weird voice, so does sachi :o
nami tho <3
one time this lady was like "let me pass you my husband" and literally right as she says that her call disconnects and it instantly connects me to a new lady with a deep smoker voice and I was like "is this your husband?" and she got mad ;-;
>>712006379
Yeah. Wouldnt surprise me.
>>712006792
It's like what they done with Bob the Builder and Bananas in Pajamas.
3D Trash, still stands in the western cartoons
>>712006105
Don't manhandle the razor, and always make sure your not shaving in such a way that will slice your skin.
Basically, don't be a moron
>>712006215
>trapping dirt and germs from sensitive genitals
Wouldn't showering twice a day like a normal human being prevent this from even becoming an issue in the first place though?
>You should show proof.
I'd rather not tbh. Not one for taking photos of myself for anyone.
>>712007049
people shower twice a day? :o
>>712006557
I doubt it's that bad.
Kek, it sounds funny, though it was likely a pain to deal with.
>>712007268
I do. My skin and hair are just naturally really greasy and oily, so I have to shower in the morning and at night before bed otherwise I'll get really bad acne breakouts.
>>712007596
I just had to apologize
my co workers make work fun though because they get annoyed easy and it's funny to watch them rage at old people
>>712007614
I wanna shower with you :o
>>712006379
I only have the bare minimum of Pics on my phone
>>712007049
Of course showering would prevent that. But it's a constant barrier vs no barrier.
Sure you can have boarder control pass by a spot twice a day to prevent illegals. But add a wall and it works so much better.
>Damn, no nudes.
Kek, i bet it's like it's harder for the old people on the phone.
>>712008368
The worst part is the old people who are either really slow or hard to understand or both because it's so awkward and they get mad when you ask them to repeat anything for some reason
when you get a call you verify phone number, DoB and address and it should take like 30 seconds but I had this lady that took me 7 minutes :o
>>712006176
then why worry so much what they'll think
>>712008948
because people walk by a lot and they might stop, point and laugh at me :o
Well i suppose it gets annoying for them to try and say the same thing again.
Old people can be difficult.
>>712008680
>>712009179
Whoopies
>>712007908
Not happening.
>>712008016
Eeehhhhhh...
Even then, I just don't like the feeling of being hairy.
Call me a fag for that if you want.
I wanted to talk to Makoto about car stuff again, but he's still not here so I'm going to bed.
Chezch this shit.
>>712009376
>>712009443
Night night faggoy.
>>712009179
it's nice when the old people tell jokes because I feel safer knowing they are friendly :o
>>712009443
the offer is always there
sweet dreams cutie
>>712009443
Goodnight
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>712009683
That's true too, while plenty are bad there are plenty who are kind and fun as well.
On another note i'm tired so i'll see ya in later!
>>712010045
Hey smugs.
Did you see shitposter anon get fucked?
>>712010045
shitaroo, i mean smugaroo
>>712009123
you need to learn to ignore what others think, not to the point your rude though, but more like if people don't like your hobbies you should ignore it
Hello all! Can I get a couple (you)s???
>>712010449
why is ignoring people rude at all? :o
if they are mean don't they deserve it?
>>712010101
sweet dreams cutie!
>>712010657
hey :)
>>712010657
(You) for you!
>>712010649
Hello darkness my old friend
newretrowavefuckingclichebullshit
>>712010443
Which shit posters exactly? We have a lot of those
>>712010449
Blocked
>>712011372
The button smash, here's my gf, my life is so much better than yours shitposter.
He got meme'd on and flipped out before leaving thread.
http://nypost.com/2016/08/01/trump-vows-to-crack-down-on-internet-porn/
Lewd posters BTFO
>>712011107
I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN.
:^(
>>712011975
Because a vision softly creeping
Late claim
>Late to wew posting
>>712011888
Time to bury my secret USBs in the backyard, next to the secret body pillows.
>>712012269
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
>>712012469
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Waiting for Kiririns dick pic
>>712011755
Oh him? I wasn't here. Is it in previous thread too or just this one?
>>712012328
Let's not get lewd please
>>712012564
Still remains
>>712012712
Within the sound of silence
>>712012644
Just this one.
>>711997513
Here's the start.
It gets savage.
(He got himself and his gf posted in a cum tribute thread.)
(Then he got his own my name is John thread where people tried to figure out who he was)
>>712012804
In restless dreams I walked alone
Hi evryone
>>712012853
>shit poster gets btfo
>deleted post
>>712013032
Sup
>>712012988
Narrow streets of cobblestone
>>712013141
It s been quit a long time since i v been here so what is the latest thread going one?
Is gazing jew is still a thing?
>>712013277
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
Autists enjoy repetition.
>>712013471
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
>>712014127
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
>>712014228
That split the night
>>712014277
And touched the sound of silence
>>712013437
Welcome back and I vaguely remember you. Not sure to both
>shinoa
>>712014360
And in the naked light I saw
>>712014371
>>712014417
Ten thousand people maybe more
>>712014417
Ho yei i remeber somthing like that. Hard without your face tho
>>712014484
People talking without speaking
