Celebrities. Fuck yeah.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Celebrities. Fuck yeah.
I fucked up all right
Posting Catherine Zeta
Cutest of all
>>711882189
Bloody hell.
>>711882319
Jj tongue is best tongue.
>>711882597
14yo
Kys
Why mostly women?? Anthony Brian Logan is a man and a lot more respectable than these tramps
dj 3way anon here, loving the toungue out theme, might be able to find one
best I could find in the collection
>>711883463
I want her to lick all over my face with that tongue while jerking me off...
>>711881120
Sarah Silverman? She is not a celebrity. She is not even funny.
My c-celebrity m-mistress Victoria Justice is a v-very beautiful w-woman... Many m-men l-look at h-her and desire t-to have h-her as their w-wife... When I-I f-first s-saw h-her I-I decided t-to m-make a e-effort t-to g-get h-her as well... Very f-fortunately I-I was able t-to start u-up a conversation w-with her... I-I w-was shocked b-because 9 t-times out o-of ten the women u-usually k-kick m-my balls o-off and leave me squirming o-on the ground w-without giving m-me their name o-or number... I-I even h-had o-one lady p-pull a gun o-on me, causing m-me to run away l-like a robber because she said she was g-going t-to blast me t-t-to kingdom c-come f-for irritating her......
>>711883776
You know what, stuttering cuck, we give you a lot of shit but 90% of the guys here would let VJuice cuck them
>>711883912
I know I would
>>711882622
DUUUUUUUUUUBBBBZZZZ
>>711883975
2 lewd 4 you?
>>711883992
I'd let her do whatever she wanted as long as I got to drop loads directly inside of it occasionally. She is super attractive.
>>711884224
If she thinks that move is gonna stop the retard pedos from this image board, she is in for a rude awakening.
when did this become a CP thread? christ you fuckers are creepy
>>711884351
This..this right here.
I knew I needed to watch that stupid remake. Any more gifs from it?
emma thread is up on /hr/
>>711884491
So what would you do with that tongue?
>>711884516
>>711884644
i meant /wsg/
>>711884744
I thought milo was gay
>>711884796
Good to hear. I'll try to get some new stuff made tomorrow, been a weird week.
I wish a photo like this exist of Miley Cyrus
>>711884667
lick it playfully
>>711883776
I-I knew I-I had a-a g-golden opportunity b-b-before m-me as w-we m-made l-light c-conversation and I-I enchanted h-h-her with m-m-my smooth conversational skills... I-I decided r-right then t-to use e-every trick and d-dirty underhanded tactic t-t-to sly h-her heart and deceive her into thinking I was an upstanding and graciously loving p-potential mate... Incredibly she f-fell f-for all my nasty tricks and w-within a-a short t-time I-I w-was d-dating h-her l-like Mr. Good... That f-fateful d-day c-came quickly wh-when her heart j-just trembled and f-fell before me in love and f-fortune and I-I considered myself the l-luckiest m-man on earth t-to steal s-such a-a babe f-from every o-other g-good potential man out there...
>>711885010
And that's not lewd?
>>711883776
It is impossible to read this shit.
Luckily, no one hangs out to jerk off in threads like this to read walls of your Max Headroom jibberish. We come here to fap to pics.
Save yourself the time and quit shitposting in the pic bread.
>>711885327
He is even longer than me here.
He won't stop. No matter what.
>>711882193
How about people that are actually famous for something other than being famous?
>>711885327
You can't read it? I guess I'm just used to him by now.
>>711885702
You lie to yourself.
>>711884902
Yea we got a monsoon today so I should have made some but didnt
>>711886066
nothing lewd
>>711885632
clawie has been here for like 8 years but he's sporadic
>>711881010
I'm not really attracted to this girl at all, but damn dos hazel eyes.
>>711883703
She used to be.
I'm liking the amount of vj in here
>>711881217
Award for nastiest tongue
>>711886303
Pretty lewd. And I'm gonna dream now of JJ's wet warm tongue on my face.
>>711886306
I am here since 2 years.
And Stutterfag even longer.
>>711884744
Fuck. No fat, perfect face and perfect tits seen in the fappening.
TFW I will never fuck Victoria Justice
>>711886518
>my vagina piss piss poo poo
Nah
>>711885327
Honestly, I read the stuttering cuck posts. Some of them are hilarious. I think he is just trying to be funny
>>711886661
lewd only in private
>>711886086
topkek answer
carlos fucking danger
>>711886661
wow, stuttering cuck has been here for more than two years?
Dude is really about that life.
>>711886999
I'm curious.
Where can I chat to you?
>>711883912
P-Possessing m-my beautiful m-mistress m-makes me very h-happy good s-sir... I-I know m-many m-men w-want her, would d-do anything f-for h-her and w-want t-to stomp o-on my face b-because I-I have her...
big tits, olive skin and chipmunk cheeks.
Ultimate mixed race alpha female.
>>711887184
Yep.
Remember a lot of celebs he posted.
Ari was my fav of those but he doesn't talk about her anymore. Sadly.
>>711886956
It's an acquired taste.
>>711886994
>>711887409
>Ari
Why? She's a mudshark little shit.
>>711887409
I stopped reading him for awhile, then I left for a few months because too many lewdfags. Now I came back and I like reading his weird shit again.
>>711886956
He is pretty funny tbh.
Love the comebacks of him. So much irony in his posts.
>>711887433
She's got some big fucking hands
>>711887229
for what purpose?
>>711887414
Like a fine wine, the stuttering cuck text takes time to fully appreciate.
>>711887685
nah she doesn't. Just perspective on her camera.
>>711887333
Trips cuck.
We will absolutely stomp on your balls just for the chance to smell her hair.
I'm aware of the irony, but you faggots need to get a life
>>711887557
>2 years ago
>at least
Noone knew she was a mudshark back then.
He posted her older pics anyway.
>>711887665
I know. It's always nice to see something familiar on here.
>>711887738
My purpose.
>>711887675
Yeah, if you actually read them, sometimes he mixes it up and says some weird shit. It's not all the same thing every time.
>>711887906
>I am here all day but I try to cover that by saying you guys have no life
>>711887924
She was fucking little John since before icarly was ended. I'm pretty sure that was 2years +
>>711887924
>I know. It's always nice to see something familiar on here.
True. I hate seeing the same girls all the time though
>>711888028
hmm, got kik?
>>711888170
She's so pretty
>>711887685
for you
>>711888085
It's always something new.
I don't read it very often, but when I do it's top kek material.
Whats this T-Swift picture she doesn't want out
>>711888353
The prettiest.
>>711884045
Lurk for a while before posting dumb shit,you know dubs happen like every second on /b
>>711887710
>>711888225
>>711888353
the prettiest
>>711888243
1 black guy means blacked.
Fucking all niggers in the hood is a mudshark.
>>711888267
Sorry. I try to post always someone new I like.
>>711884074
who??
>>711888607
emma watson
>>711888569
You copied me <3
>>711888502
>>711888290
Yes. What's your name there?
>>711888597
Lets not split pubes.
>>711888687
great minds...
>>711888468
>>711888754
Is that actually a common phrase?
>>711888712
ImBatman9901
>>711889249
Bye bye all
>>711889066
Split hairs? To bicker over trivial matters? It was a lame joke.
>>711889333
She always looks great in jeans. >>711889333
>>711889322
night
>>711889329
I am german. I have no humor.
>>711889480
Night
>>711882597
>>711882319
Who the fuck even is this chick? I only ever see her here. Is she even a celeb?
>>711888861
This real? could be, but I wanna say Tay has even less ass then that
>>711889832
My latest fap
>>711889463
Agreed
>>711890018
>>711885327
I-I'm v-very s-sorry f-for offending y-you g-good s-sir and th-there's n-no n-need t-to worry about m-me... M-My m-mistress is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women i-in the w-world s-so I-I'm v-very w-w-well taken c-care of... She l-likes m-me s-so m-much I-I r-really m-must have all the r-right m-moves, charm and s-skill that m-makes w-women g-go crazy a-about me...
>>711890066
not bad, anon
>>711890057
HP3 Emma > anything else
>>711890220
no but thats when i started crushing at max
>>711889832
Especially when you can see her underwear >>711889832
>>711890289
cute and sexy
>>711890330
>>711890166
>>711887849
I-I know g-good s-sir... I-I try m-my best t-to protect h-her when w-we g-go out f-from all those f-fingers a-and t-toes that "accidentally" f-find their w-way into h-her p-privates...
>>711890654
>>711890654
good taste and she is new to me
>>711891063
Cum
>>711890572
Fritz the foot handler who w-walks around on his hands all d-day d-did m-moves o-on her I-I d-didn't think p-possible when h-he c-caught u-us meandering d-down the street one summer day...
>>711890572
>>711891337
dude, lol
>>711891548
18 when?
>>711891337
She w-was hypnotized when h-he c-came u-up t-to us and I-I couldn't stop l-laughing... B-But h-he u-used our h-hesitation t-to immediately s-start g-groping Victoria w-with h-h-his powerful f-feet...
>>711891602
like 10 years ago
>>711891636
i wish there was more from this
>>711891475
>>711891636
>>711891768
I wish there was more of emma everything.
>>711891687
so he just footfucked vjuice in the middle of the street while you watched...
i would stutter too
>>711891687
She w-was absolutely f-frozen w-with s-surprise a-at his rubbings and foot probes... I-I d-didn't know wh-what t-to d-do because I-I w-wasn't s-sure if w-walking a-around on his h-hands maybe h-he was disabled...
>>711891871
very true
>>711891871
>>711891768
Imagine being her brother
>>711892001
>>711891884
I-It w-was h-horrible g-good s-sir and l-lasted a-a good 5 minutes...
>>711892167
VJuice > Emma
even the cuck knows this
>>711892089
Need to be her husband and take her out on QT dates.
>>711892089
they seem normal, thats just a photo shoot gotta look sexy, apparently he was pissed when she was threatened after the fappening
>>711892278
Right on, that candlelit dinner
>>711892167
F-Finally h-he m-must o-of w-worked h-himself into an upset b-because h-he f-fell o-over and g-gave us a-a chance t-to escape...
>>711892255
She's just the flavor of the month. The cuck likes Alba more, he tt-old mmm-e.
>>711892454
useless whore
needs to move to canada now that trump won
>>711892406
Walther ppk?
>>711892406
ah the romance.
>>711892507
VJ is superhot , she will be around for years.
Alba was god tier though.
>>711892564
jesus christ we can't go anywhere on /b/ without you fucking literal faggots talking politics
>kys
>gtfo of my /b/
>go back to /pol/ you stormfront trash
>>711892751
calm down
>>711892603
looks like it, or one of the variants, that trigger discipline
>yfw emma is cast as jane bond
>>711892751
But muh meme on fb told me Miley was gonna leave.
>>711892751
>reeee i need my safespace!
>>711892454
OMG SHE DID NUDES?? OR SHOOP??
>>711892751
/pol/ has infected everywhere and i voted for trump, /tv/ is literally cancer now
>>711892751
I kinda agree actually. at this point it's cancer. it's been cancer. regardless of what stupid candidate they support.
>>711893040
She has full frontal nudes for a long time you can see everything. everything
>>711893040
Lots
>>711892973
>>711892881
Imagelimit and I should sleep.
have a good night emma-bros.
>>711893156
>>711893170
I think he was being sarcasm
>>711893083
bummer, not that you voted for trump, but that /b/ is as bad as /pol/ now. these sjw's on both sides of the aisle kinda need to stfu now and let us get back to /b/tardation.
>>711893196
Yeah same. Bye guys and stutterfag
>>711893156
>>711893170
>>711893265
is that the only nude she's done so far? not sure if I believe you............
>>711893405
no shes done a ton, you can see everything
>>711893196
bye emmabro have a good one
>>711893284
yea it is a bummer. they all sperg out like tumblr girls and loud and often usually
>>711893497
even her butt hole?? pls post
>>711893713
you can see her hairy vag and armpits
>>711893713
You can sort of make out her asshole a a couple pics but it's image limit
New thread >>711895461
