REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>711851384
suck my dick you filthy muslim

you know that you are anonymous, right?

you gain nothing from your faggotry

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>>711851384

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>>711851384

yeahhhhhh riiiiiiiiight, this shit neveerrrrrrrrr workssssssss anywayyyyyyy hahahahahahhaha

I need someone to jerk me off

k

>>711851384
asfdff

I am skeptical, but willing to test out your powers, OP.

Help?

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>>711851384

Will she have a feminine penis?

yeet

K

no

>>711851569
>>711851595
you are pathetic

>>711851477
Hey faggot, suck my dick. but be warned, many have died by this dick

Well, I'm not taking any chances on this

>>711851384
afs

test

ayy lmao

pls

>>711851384
Yay, now I can have somebody to be lonely with

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>>711851384

>>711851384
What will she look like?

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>>711851384
you are dead wrong

>>711851384
reply

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>>711851384
thnks

Imma gonna call bullshit

>>711851384
Lets try this out

fuck you

s

Bet

>>711851384
:(

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>>711851384
I dont fucking want one. The chubby chick a few blocks over gives head and fucks just fine. NSA is best way.

Only if I get dubs or trips

okayy

>>711851384
liar

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>>711851384

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>>711851384
I can already smell it!

>>711851739
i need someone to humiliate me

>>711851384 couldn't resist

i really do hope so :(

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Allahu akbar.

Don't fail me, /b/

Good

>>711851384

I hope it happens op

>>711851939
YOU ALREADY DID.

I'm so lonely

give me a gf

Rrrriigghhhhttt

Neat

i need gf so i reply

>>711851384
reply

>>711851384
>PogChamp.jpeg

sure

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>>711851384
>mfw ill be at home all day
>mfw tomorrow is my birthday

K

hell yea

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>>711851384
Don't want one, I'm a wizard now.

>>711851384
if you insist

>>711851384
RACHEL IS A SLUT

really? Please!

yeah

might as well try it

kappa

>>711851384
if dis is lie i will cry

Uuuuuunnnnnnnnh

One gf pls...

Pls

meme

try

>>711851384
I'm so hopeless I reply

Kek

>>711851384
PL0X

ok

>>711852176
Then will keep yours. Will Kek Allow me to have 2?
Well, just 1 would be nice.

>>711851384
Yes

>>711851384
I wish this could actually be possible, I know it's not, but here I am posting anyway hoping that there is some slight possibility that some shitty thread could be magic.

no way

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4chane never lies! I hope I win it big

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>>711852158
Happy birthday anon

>>711851384
nice

>>711852393
same
sadboi.jpg

Ну посмотрим. Я в общем-то не против

i needs gf

REEEEEE

thanks

>>711851384
Praise kek

This would really make my life.

i pulled quads yesterday, so fuck gf im good.

k

That could be awkward seeing im married.

thanks doggo

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>>711851384

>>711851384
only replied bc i have a big shot with this type cute girl who thinks i'm cute and said it on video and i have gym with her tomorrow.

>>711851384
heres to not losing hope...

>>711851739
Glass houses m8

>>711851384
Fucking niggerfaggot ass magic thread pls love me sum1 in the nigger.

>>711851384
Kek pls

Im a fucking loser

>>711851384
worth trying

I'm -7 months old faggot

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good meme kiddo

>>711851384
I'm trusting you OP

I highly doubt it OPfag

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>>711852469
Marchin' on through life haha

Finally

>>711851384
i wish

>>711852158
Happy birthday chum

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Replying

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>>711851384

please

>>711851384
ok

oyesplsplsplsplspls

Hah, no chance!

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OP you better not be pullin my leg

>>711851384
OP, would you be my girlfriend?
Even if you are male, I don't care

>>711851384
Pls respond

pls

>>711852577
>>711852699
He's with us

Praise him

o i am laffin

>>711851384
a girlfriend i get

>>711851384
please let it work, she's the most charming woman I've seen

>>711852777
>-7
>777

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LIES ALL LIES

Roll for life hack

kek

This is my life now

This better fucking work

Blah

>>711851384
lol

>>711851384
be cool daddo

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I already have a gf though...

>>711851384
pls be true..

>>711851384
Please...

lets do this

>>711851384
nah, i call BS

>>711851384
But I have a girlfriend now

TFW BANNED

Lelele

Boy oh boy, I csnt pass up an opportunity like this!

So long have I waited for this moment. And its fiannly here! At last I will be released from this lonelyness!

/s

>>711851384
lies unless dubs

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I already have a hot grill

>>711851384
awesome thanks op :D

>>711853232
oh shit what

Gods be praised, gf here I come

>>711851384
but tommorow never came...

>>711851384
Ok but how do I hide her from my wife?

Might as well give it a shot

Сугой.

>>711851384
Reply

>>711851384

About damn time.

>>711851384
nope

>>711851384
I fucking doubt it

Lies and if it don't work i won't do the reply thread's anymore

>>711851384

bull

>>711851384
This better work OP

>>711853287
off by one...

Impossible

Pls deliver OP

>>711851384
you never know

>>711851384
imma wait

Its so cold...

>>711851384
why not

This is the kind of shit

Please

;)

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>>711851384
that sounds neat as fuck

Roll.

Please

I call bullshit

faggot

Aw shit pls

>>711851384
hello darkness my old friend

>>711851384
okokokok

>>711851384
>mfw tomorrow is just a concept
>mfw tomorrow can never actually happen

MAGA

Roll

pls

Let's see how this works out.

>>711851384
pls god

i dont even want a girlfriend but whatever

>>711851384
We all know this will never become true, but fuck it, at least I tried

u bet

>>711851384
i wish op, i wish.

>>711851384
dumb girl poster

*sigh* anything helps, really

>>711851384
YES

im gay but ok

>>711851384
Thank you.

Not likely unless digits are repeated in this

even jesus cant help me get a lady

>>711851384
this will confirm a lie unless a miracle happens.

Thanks bro

k

>>711851384
ty op

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>>711851384
plz

Not sure that's how this thing works...

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give daddy a fat bitch pls

>>711851384
replied

pls

K

Pls wörk i need girlfrend

>>711851384
Be glad im desperate and lonely faggot

:')

>>711851384
I wish

>>711851384
hmmmmmmmmm

Desperation is a strong motivator to do stupid shit i guess

>>711851384
Got nothing to lose I guess

>>711851384
maga

>>711851384

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>>711851384
Kek wills it

sure

>>711851384
Fuck I fell for this, u better be right op

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>>711851384
Thank you so much for this opportunity OP

Jesus Crust
>>711851384

>>711851384
Aw yiss my bb

>>711851384
sure why not

>>711851384
If I save the picture, fap to it, then cry afterwards, does it work too?

>>711851384
Nothing to lose

>>711851384
If this thread could fix my relations with my crush - so be it.

finally a good thread.
praise kek

>>711851384
ayy

Plz

lol

>>711851384
Aww fuck yes!

End it desu

Duck

beep boop fried chicken puddin pop

Yay

gfhfhfh

Meme magic is real so hopefully it gives me the power to get a grill

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ah what the hell

>>711851384
K

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fag

>>711851384
K

>>711851672
story?

I'm just here for the girlfriend

Sure

Fuck

sup

Hope so.

>>711851384
GIBE GIRLFRIEND

I NEED PUSSY

lol worth a shot

>>711851384
(

>>711851384
k

asdasdasa

>>711851739
Hypocrates

I'll take 1x girlfriend too, thank you. (It can be a boy friend too if he's cute enough)