Got any suggestions for cutting off your own dick? Tried to use Ibuprofen but it didn't do anything. Began cutting my dick so far:
Use an axe, way faster.
step 1: get knife (youve completed step 1)
step 2: cut dick off
idk what else to suggest moron
>>711720878
Agree, it'll be faster than just sawing at it
butcher knife. swift slash. post to thread once you do it
Gl annon make sure once dick is gone spray with cooking oil and put into bum
then go to hospital
>>711721000
also doesn't give you a chance to pussy out partway through
>>711720798
Ask someone to tie you down and do it for you. No chickening out that way.
Tie a rope around balls to cut off circulation till your dick turns black. Then you cut
Don't forget to wash your hands when you is done Faggot.
>>711721022
Dubs of truth.
What painkiller should I use?
>>711720798
You dont cut it, you slash it you nerd
>>711720798
Get Buprophenorphine and around 7 tramadols, plus two xanaxes
Use a Cleaver
>>711721405
none.
>>711721405
Judas Priest's
dont use painkiller. use garden clipping tools or high strength scissors
>>711721551
Bupe+tram shouldn't cause any negatives, right? Subs and opi have never caused WD.
What was the medicin suppose to do? make the needle bigger?
>>711720798
Put it in cold salt water for an hour, then give it a quick chop with a cleaver, comes right off.
>>711720798
timestamp or GTFO
Kill yourself before starting
is it christmas already
>>711721809
Okay, will do. I already cut it half way though
>>711722071
holy fuck
>>711722071
Wtf man
Stop it
>>711722071
this is hot
>>711722071
HOLY SHIT, HE'S DOING IT!
WHY?! WHY THOUGH?!
>>711720798
Do it faggot
>>711722071
your gonna die if you cut it off you dick
>>711722222
fuck off
>>711722222
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>711722222
SHIET
Bruh this is gonna be good, 4chan screenshots here i come
>>711722071
OP what was the medicin for?
>>711720798
This is the reason I love 4chan
>>711722222
QUINTS HAS SPOKEN
DONT CUT DICK OFF
>>711722071
You have already started, you might as well finish.
Post results, I'll be waiting.
>>711722222
quints said stop
>>711722071
Post with time stamp
Epic thread so far :D :D :D
Put a few tight rubber bands around it keep clean and it'll fall off within a few days
>>711722071
>>711722180
>>711722222
>>711722303
seriously guys calm down that cut isn't any deeper than the first image he just squeezed out some blood to make it look worse than it is, there is no depth at all OP is a little bitch
Just one question.. why?
>>711720798
Seriously, what are you going to do afterward? Are you going to get a clothing iron and burn off that area?
>>711722071
>smears ketchup on dick
>half way....
>>711722071
holy fuck
why? are you a virgin? do you not like sex?
holy fuck
some guy earlier said tying something around the base tight; a tourniquet, do that, then cut it
keep us updated
>>711722415
Same
Cardcaptor Sakura is my favorite anime!
>>711722071
timestamp or fake
Timestamp or get outta here
>>711721405
lidocaine or procaine injections into the dick before cutting it off. anything with oxycodone or hydrocodone for the impending pain. oxymorphone or hydromorphone would work too.
Someone find this quint and beat his ass irl pls
>>711721768
Too much tram might give seizures, other than that the worse thing that can happen is they might weaken eachother, though not to the extend where it's not worth mixing.
It just happens to be what i had at hand a year ago when i had to put my false tooth in after having lost it for 3 months.
Kill your self
Fake as fuck OP is a fag
>>711722734
lol
ahhhhh that old b is not dead like i thought it was
>nothing to do here
go bait somewhere else edge-master
>>711722222
Kek says keep your dick
OP is one lucky faggot
>>711722071
you should at least wrap it really tight down at the base with something, rubber bands or whatever and wait a while. that would cut off circulation and make things a bit more numb.
I cant believe this is happening
Show some spirit and do it with a single cut
If my dick was that small I'd cut it off too. put some panties on after Bern Victim lol
chop it off
>>711722071
>half way through
that's a millimeter deep at most
>>711722071
>half way
>barely a scratch
Don't be a pussy.
>>711720798
>people fall for this
THere's no timestamp.
>>711722793
don't try to fit in, you don't knwo what old /b/ look lil pussy
There is no fuckin timestamp, just let it 404
>>711722222
Magic anon with magic numbers says it.
>>711722595
He's still cutting his dick though!
>>711722071
That ain't halfway nigga. Get some hedge clippers and snip your shit off son.
>>711721405
dont be a pussy
brb im gonna cut my dick off too
It's sister dr dtlslryeltdotfyldtoeiftffdidjdndndhdisoskendnsjsiskdhdysusmdhdusisis check these numbers
holy newfags
he made a tiny harmless cut thatll heal in a week you fucktards
stop falling for bullshit and sage
What is the medicin for??
>>711723189
>Newfag calling others newfag
Good job kiddo.
>>711721644
kek
>>711720798
Get a torch read to burn the wound once youre done so you won't bleed out
op what is medicin for????
why do you want your dick off?
>>711723189
The School day end already?
>>711723189
Probably less than a week
>>711723336
>kids calling eachother kids
Smash it with a rock so the dick ligaments are loose.
This is now a porn thread
don't let the cancer spread
>>711720798
Where's OP
we want results
>>711723414
he needs to pee out of somewhere
>>711722634
That brought back some memories. Watched it as a child. Time flies...
>>711723552
Fuck off
>>711723552
>>711722071
>>711721000
Trips of truth
>>711723686
well, so lurk some cancer-bait thread you lil fagget
Why would you cut the thing that gives you orgasms? Are you ready to never have orgasms ever again?
>>711720798
Is op kill
>>711722071
Nice food coloring faggot
Results. Or he is already dead?
>>711723809
Lucy, is that you?
>>711723809
I like where this is going, skip the intro please
>>711723441
to help relieve the immense pain of cutting your dick off. Tf did you think it was for ya twat?
Dude whatever the f*** you're going through it isn't that bad.
>>711723936
NO, PLEASE, I BEG YOU
>>711722222
W-winrar?
>>711723688
>>711724024
do it
>>711720798
And Not a Single Stamp Was Given That Day
>>711724070
>>711724129
IM READY
>>711723809
>>711724129
>>711724216
>>711724024
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
>>711724190
as hard as he tried OP couldn't deliver
>>711724307
>>711724293
ITS HAPPENING!
>>711724369
dont worry his dick will get infected and fall of
>>711724441
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Op here. Its off now. Thanks for the help
>>711724445
so close to quads
>>711724441
INTENSE NO
>>711721644
Underrated
op lies
>>711724598
yeh mate, yeeeeh. Fuck off newfag
>>711724598
Pics?
>>711724560
You are the person I'm putting in my suicide note
Still painful as fuck to cut it off.
>>711724655
Ok lets stop here please
WHY IS OP KILL BENIS? :D
>>711724170
>>711724170
And Not a Single Dick Was Cut That Day
>>711720798
PcP
>>711722071
>>711724769
PLEASE S T O P
check em
>>711720798
>>711724769
i will kill u
porn thread now
>>711724841
I almost thought that was real...
>>711724398
>>711724914
thought i was alone
just that baby shit porn
>>711724898
MASSIVE SUICIDE INCOMING.
put a ziptie around it
>>711724979
what do you mean ?
>>711725025
Le plane
>>711725013
>>711725127
>>711725025
>>711725118
>>711725173
ima outta here fuck you
>>711720798
https://youtu.be/jUUcwSqIgvo?t=12m29s
do this
>>711725106
If you pay close attention, you can't see that the FPS on the wiener is less smooth then the rest of the .gif. It's weird to explain, but it's fake (though a very good attempt)
>>711725013
Lets creep the creepers away with women of age
>>711725264
lets post pics to get to the limit to stop the baby fucker
>>711725242
I thought it was a myth the airplane porn
>>711723552
>implying op being retarded is cancer
>start posting porn
kys.
do it op
ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
>>711725489
>>711725540
and a houndred percent reason to remember the name
>>711720798
Tie it at the base tightly, cut it clean in one shot, 80+ proof alcohol on the cut off dick on your body, clothing iron cauterize it. Bandage it.
>>711725583
I never asked for this.
>>711725703
>>711725764
This is heaven compared to the others, but still.
>>711725846
fuck you
>>711725893
>>711725538
no words for you bro
>cant implying when your own implying implied your tottally retarded out of fuck of imply
there is no fuckin timestamp thats what i call cancer, you cancerous newfags
>kys
go eat a bag of dicks
>>711725846
Isn't funny anymore.
STOP
>>711724008
why are you censoring yourself on an anonymous board you stupid fucking cuck
COMING DEC. 25! LUV U!
>>711726019
It's almost over
>>711726038
let me guess. your coming out of the closet
>>711726074
Ok, thanks.
>>711720798
Stop being such a pussy
>>711722222
Way to waste quints faggot
>>711726074
WTF is wrong with you. you like to fap to little kids u sick fuck
>>711726178
eheh
>>711726158
True, make the quints more glorious.
>>711726227
i take that as a yes. pedos need to rounded up and put into camps
>>711723441
MODS
>>711726178
nope, op's thread was shit, i'm making it more shit
>>711726161
why the fuck would anyone let that sick pervert watch over their kids
this shit is like 7 fetishes at once
>>711726161
Shit, vomit, pedophilia, furry, rape, shit eating.
NEW LIMIT
>>711724190
Name pls!
My day was actually goin pretty well today, then this shit happens
>>711726380
this is messed up even for b
>>711726310
your on /b/ lil fagget, you surely fap to something sick.
Just fuck you
>>711726455
>shit
i see what you did there...
>>711726487
i fap to real porn
This shit fest is longer than i thought
How cant ppl doesnt know two babies one fox ?
lurk moar
>>711726468
fuck your gay shit
I did it, /b/
>>711726814
>two babies one fox
i remember that chick, sad story
>>711726814
2 soon
>>711726655
fucking normie
>>711720798
Use a rubber band on it until it goes numb, the cut it off.
>>711726910
i love killing small animals and i want to step up my game and murder women
>>711726899
>not even trying
>>711726814
its never too soon
>>711726899
Wat
>>711726899
no timestamp
>>711726899
kek, at least someone trying to bait
Op just leave like the faggot he is
>>711726814
TOO SOON
>>711727026
Try prostitutes probably the easiest way to get away with it.
>>711721163
ding-ding-ding!!
>>711725264
Fucked with a knife
>>711727200
>>711726899
Timestamp
i traced the image. its not anywhere else. OP CUT HIS DICK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711727436
>(You)
>>711727347
THIS IS A SONG ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR DICK
>>711727517
he fuckin cut his dick off
it's over
>>711726899
>absolute madman
>mow wondering if OP actually cut his dick off
>>711727660
go fuck yourself you dirty fuckin faggot pedo
>>711727660
yes you fucking asshole
>>711727660
The cancer just never stopped flowing, even at the end
>>711727660
What an emotional Rollercoaster this thread has been
>>711722071
JUST ONE QUESTION: WCHAY?!?!
timestamp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711727660
Got the second part?
Post it
>>711727777
Checked
>>711724190
WHO is she?
Op cut his dick off now fuck off
>>711727777
Quad says timestamp! Gib or be cursed by kek
I want to trust OP but.. I dont know.
For some reason im listening to sweet home alabama and watching this.
>>711723189
>>speaks of saging a thread, posts image. gg
>>711720798
Just cut your throat you massive faggot
OP didn't deliver, but I'll stick a sharpie in my ass if I get dubs
>>711728360
Reroll
>>711728360
Kinda glad I didn't get dubs
>>711728424
Fuck it, anyone roll dubs and I'll do it
>>711726899
I am doctor. Rub other end of cut with muriatic acid.
>>711728638
No I am doctor. Rub salt and bury leftovers.
>>711728360
Oh, what the hell. I guess i'll reroll then. Kinda horny anyway+ i love the feeling of drawing a dick inside of my anus
>>711728792
I am doctor. Eat tylenol.
>>711728827
again
>>711726899
Write timestamp on shaft
>>711720798
>Tried to use Ibuprofen but it didn't do anything
use a sharp object not over the counter meds
Is the OP really going to cut his whole body off and just be a dick?
>>711720798
Ibuprofen??? Are you fucking serious, that is like the least potent pain killer in market, and that is not the type of pain you feel when you cut your skin, you need ketamine or cocaine or any anesthetic.
>>711728827
Yall can't even roll dubs, my ass is gonna be empty tonight, faggots
>>711720798
Ice it. It will go numb so it won't be as painful. Also get very drunk.
>anime image so you see my post
>>711726899
fake
>>711728861
I'm veterinarian. Eat the penis.
>>711723552
Fuck off. This thread is chemo.
>>711720798
>>711722071
Cut dick
>>711726899
Bait, uncut dick
>>711727784
Never knew there was a sequel, will post whenni can. On mobile at the moment
Who is this?
What the fuck is going on in here
>>711720798
You have to band the base tightly. You can either wait until it goes numb from circulation loss, or use a numbing agent.
Sterilize everything as best you can and dont use a serrated blade. Youre gonna need a trip to the hospital afterwards to keep the urethra open and suture the wound.
my suggestion? dont, get it done by a surgeon so you dont bleed out
>>711722222
Dude cutting it dick, pentas, this is a special thread.
>>711725671
These guys don't get enough credit.
>>711722222
Checked
Eat it.
For the protein.
For the gains.
>>711730602
Fort Minor a shit who can't even into musik
>>711726899
Time stamp or it didn't fucking happen
>>711726899
different floor not OP, OPs floor had tiles
fuck this thread
Go to farm supply place and purchase "elastrators". Home nullo is fairly dangerous; don't cut yourself.
Our Lord and Savior did not announce himself to us for you to not deliver, OP.
>>711726899
Baahhh
Not the same dick
Not the same floor
Wearing black boots now
>moron
>>711724841
why does this guy get a dick that looks like a salami hanging in a deli window and mine had to come out looking like a cocktail wiener? life is very unfair
grew foreskin, put on shoes, went to different location. That's a lot of work to cut it off OP
>>711720798 OP
>>711722071 OP
>>711726899 Either OP lying, or not OP
>>711732359
Dick envy?
Cut yours off for science
>>711732701
it might be small but I can still get hard and cum, I don't really want to give that up
>>711730166
kevin bacon?
