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Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>711654502
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Fast.
still here
Claimed.
>>711676301
Freakin' nice, night shift is best threads.
>>711676408
Not really into those games, honestly. I have make a plan before buying.
>>711676651
D-Does she have to be 2D
カラミチーマス
>>711676751
Post lewds.
>>711676874
well i mean that usally will work. im going to bed
night
>>711677382
Are you sure about that?
>>711677388
Sleep well und see you in a while. Take care,
This is mine.
Poorfag claimed
>>711677606
>>711677606
>>711677606
.......Not now, Rory... Not now.
>>711677431
With that kind of view, I'm positive.
>>711677780
Well no for you then. Here is the autist trio.
>>711677881
Damn it.... Stop, please.
>Mami
>>711677882
Autist trio needs to strip down and get naked.
>>711678022
>>711678165
Claiming this qt.
>>711678218
>>711678165
Yes, like that.
I'm out, glad to have been here after long a while, felt great to post all night. Take care you all.
>>711678370
senpai doing lewd things (・ω < )
>>711678497
>>711678497
Good morning.
>>711678553
>>711678572
Never (・ω<)
>>711678573
But it isn't morning for either of you?
>>711678652
you can't lie to me senpai
i see all lewd things (・ω < )
>>711679000
post lewds.
Ohayou
>>711679201
Aliceu needs to wear underwear.
nap tiem.
>>711679000
Even though 5 am is the official lewd hour, I'm only kinda sad and cold right now
(・ω・)
is that kinky enough for you, kouhai
>>711679045
u
>>711678370
Been a while.
>>711679201
Good morning.
>>711679445
Let us be sad and cold together.
>>711679425
I don't either when I sleep. Why be uncomfortable?
>>711679550
Hi Shiro. Shouldn't you be at school?
>>711679638
Missed the bus.
>>711679550
Some people mistake me for the other Yuukoposter, so I'll just assume that's who you think I am.
Nice to talk to someone either way, I suppose!
Being sad and cold with a shitty laptop in a dark room is pretty top tier cozy feels.
>>711679439
Night cute vamp.
DAILY REMINDER THE ANTI-HILL MODS at /pol/ MADE PIC RELATED A BANNABLE PICTURE
FUCK FREE SPEECH!
>>711679823
I can read filenames. I know who I am typing too.
Yes, it is nice to talk too people.
I'm just sitting in a chair and stuff. Have a blanket on.
>>711679884
His interview was nice, I forsee great change. He's well composed.
Best KLK, Ryuko claimed
>>711679045
no
>>711679445
very kinky
we need to cuddle together to warm up
(・ω・)
>>711679941
>>711679823
I'm confused. Which Yuuko is the OG. I know they have different filenames but I can't remember which is which?
Yo how do I synthesise DMT from wattle?
>>711680063
This one is not the OG.
>>711679941
Oh? It's just kinda weird to be recognized for me because I'm not all too interesting.
What time is it where you are?
>>711679998
only if you promise not to cry like last time
(・ω・)
>>711680063
There was one before me when I started going on /waifu/, so I'm just the faggot Yuuko.
>>711680221
Yes.
I like not interesting people, because I am not very interesting either.
7:30 AM.
>>711678497
Just have a near death experience and your own brain will produce it.
>>711680087
>>711680313
mislink
>>711680221
Just cause you ain't the OG nigga doesn't mean you are faggot, biatch. Buck up, buttercup.
>>711680313
This is new information to me, DMT is naturally produced in your body?
Woo! I have my Biomedical Engineering final in half an hour!
>>711680221
I prefer you over the OG yuuko tbh
>>711680313
Have a good waifu and maybe you will produce honour
Shamefur Dispray
>>711680402
Make an organ for me pls
So I can have 2 hearts
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>711680388
There is no evidence that proves it, but it's highly believed that the brain releases DMT in a near-death experience.
It's a known fact that mammals can biosynthesize it.
>>711680580
There's none better than perfection itself.
>>711680792
She has no personality
She's entry level shit
>>711680302
Oh, neato. I like talking to people who don't try too hard to be really interesting. That kinda makes it seem forced and defeats the purpose.
About 5:40 AM here.
>>711680339
I'm a faggot regardless.
(・ω・)
>>711680430
That's awfully nice of you!
>>711680792
Maybe I should do this instead
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZS_fYTxwCI
>>711680827
Yo fam this argument is dead.
>>711680829
Hope to see you in the stream sometime soon I gotta go not feeling well.
Hope you have a good day
>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Hatsune Miku so much, I had all the merchandise and albums
>I pray to Miku every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Hatsune Miku is love" I say; “Hatsune Miku is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeb
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Miku
>I called him a cunt faggot normie
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Hatsune Miku
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my song.”
>she grabs me with her powerful girl hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Miku
>She penetrates my butt-hole (with a strapon ofc)
>It hurts so much but I do it for Hatsune Miku
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Miku
>She roars in a mighty roar as I ejaculate onto the carpet
>My dad walks in
>Hatsune Miku looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s not over yet.”
>Miku leaves through my window
>Hatsune Miku is love. Hatsune Miku is life.
>>711680221
depends if you cuddle me tight enough
>>711680829
Anyways, how's life?
>>711680827
She does have a personality, even if it's not entirely clear. We know that she is jolly and extroverted.
Her voice, uniqueness and successful career make my heart beat and you can't find that in any other character.
You could say that her popularity makes her entry level but that doesn't change the fact that she is perfect for me, and that's all I care about.
>>711681134
Quality post.
>>711680994
Feel better soon! I'll try to stop by sometime today, as long as we're still watching lolis fighting each other for some reason.
>>711681195
That reply time shows that you don't deserve my cuddles. (´﹃｀)
>>711681219
A bit depressing lately, but other than that it's been a-okay.
How about you?
>be me
>love hatsune miku so much I only wear Hatsune Miku related stuff to school
>dye hair aqua
>grow out long and put it in pigtails like Miku's
>become trap
>wear a Miku cosplay to school
>guys laugh at me
>social justice warrior group takes me in and says its okay that i'm transgender
>"what no, i just love hatsune miku"
>they kick me out
>not even anime club will let me join
>rip social life
>>711681429
Lmao. This sounds fun.
>>711681368
I've been better.
>>711681368
pls senpai
i'm cold (・ω・)
>>711681429
As much as I'd like to, I don't deserve to wear her clothes outside.
>>711681604
you wear her clothes inside? :o
>>711681663
You wouldn't?
>>711681663
Maybe.
>>711681563
you have to reply within a nanosecond of when i post in order for me to cuddle you
(・ω・)
i am fucking freezing my sister just confiscated my blanket send help kouhai
>>711681702
no
i wouldn't wear sachi's either
>>711681709
i just got the image of you fapping with her clothes on in your house in my head ;-;
>>711681775
i need more time senpai
i'll fly out there right now (・ω・)
>>711681835
Yeah sure you wouldn't.
>>711681709
You into futa?
>i want to give futa miku a handjob
>>711681903
I'm ok with this.
>neckbeard man children using pics of cartoon little girls to talk about cuddling each other
>just woke up next to my gf
Fucking pathetic man children thinking you're married to a cartoon
>>711681835
You haven't seen me or my house tho.
>>711681903
I'd rather you didn't look for her lewds and even less posting them here.
>>711681997
Fuck off.
>>711681835
bring heated blankets for intense warm cuddling okay (・ω・)
>>711682053
4 u
(・ω < )
>>711682115
Low quality too.
>futa
>cock inflation
>breast inflation
>>>/trash/
>>711682115
Okay.
Wasn't looking for her lewds, was just looking at Necronemesis' stuff. He draws some good futa.
>>711681997
>>711682213
>>711682115
>>711681895
i wouldn't
>>711681903
futa ruins everything
>>711682115
i have a good imagination
are you white?
>>711682119
will do (・ω < )
>>711682296
You ruin everything.
>>711682296
why are you thinking about strangers doing lewd things while cosplaying as a chinese cartoon
that's pretty disloyal and heretic thinking to your own waifu
(・ω < )
>>711682246
I would prefer strap-on stuff but futa is alright.
>>711682296
I have circulation problems and am so white that my hands turn purple if it's cold enough, pressing against them will make white drawings that last for like a minute.
>>711682295
I was actually looking for this reaction the other day and didn't feel like bothering you.
Claimed
>>711682555
Second best rabbit
Back from my shit nap.
>>711682480
i do :o
>>711682530
because waifu isn't for lewd (・ω < )
>>711682640
2nd best king
>>711682640
Then why isn't she the A-rabbit?
>>711682809
Because the B stands for Bloodstained
>>711682880
I know, but the joke!
>>711682902
Please use sarcasm font in the future
>>711682773
waifu is 15% for lewd
you're just not doing it right (・ω < )
also my isp is getting on my ass for torrenting music fuck
>>711682640
As much as I want to give her that title I think we should keep it to actual bunnies.
>>711682950
(THIS IS SARCASM) I totally will
>>711682968
>isp is getting on my ass for torrenting music fuck
That sounds quite annoying, where are you from?
>>711682968
waifu is for 100% love
0% anything else (・ω < )
naughty senpai
I'm scared, Sacho is posting pictures. Someone hold me
>Yuuko
>>711683056
California, it is really annoying. Pops up with alerts telling me about inexpensive ways to "access content online properly".
>>711683256
Only if you hold me too.
>>711683256
*holds*
>>711683100
lewd is just another form of love, you chastity belt wearing fascist (・ω < )
>>711683273
D: You are playing Stalker? My man.
>>711683273
I assumed it would be somewhere in USA, that's the only place I've heard people complaining about that.
I wonder if they can detect private trackers and encrypted hosts like mega.
>>711683456
I have to eat a burger after looking at this pic.
Check
>>711683423
chastity is lewd senpai (・ω < )
>>711683456
Doing a master difficulty run on SoC with no mods or fixes, pretty breeki time so far!
Great game to play this early in the morning
>>711683481
No idea. The alert showed up because I started listening to music that is saved to my computer, not because I just downloaded it.
Kinda strange that they can detect that stuff. Makes me paranoid.
I had a dream about my waifu again, been about a year since the last one. It was clearly her, and she was called by name. Am I going over the deep end?
>>711683543
Just do it then. I know I am having one later today.
>>711683532
Your mom is a terrible little sister.
>>711683677
Try not to fuck up near the plant. Too much anomalies. Save every step you take.
>>711683720
Does it matter?
Go off, turn batshit. At least then you have an excuse and can spend quality time with your waifu in your head.
>>711683720
no
i wish i could dream of my waifu
Boring thread.
>>711683720
We're all going over the deep end, together.
I've dreamed about my waifu too, it's pretty nice actually.
>>711683805
Ahah, I really have to start hording scientific medkits and antirad drugs for that walk through hell. I remember carrying around like 15 bottles of vodka on my first playthrough of the game because I didn't know that antirad medicine was much lighter.
>>711683666
the exact opposite of lewd, you mean
(・ω・)
>>711684187
Nice cat.
>>711683677
I would be as well.
>The alert showed up because I started listening to music that is saved to my computer
That's weird, the audio file itself shouldn't have any proof that it's purchased or pirated. But if this really is the case maybe you can download music freely and have it play from another device.
>>711683805
I'm on it.
>>711684199
Haha. Well try to be fucking careful there then, because as much as I remember you need to go through a HUGE field of radiation that doesn't actually stop till like then end AND you have to fight tons of Monolith faggots. Good luck out there comrade!
>>711684265
=3
![TomoyoKanzaki [2.1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dABD1Vu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2.1].jpg")
Claim
>>711684187
Cute socks.
>>711684265
Eh, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.
The alerts are automated and they don't really do anything.
Not much I can do besides that. Well, besides actually pay for music, but who really does that nowadays?
>>711684368
I'm barely at the garbage right now, I'm just worrying about having to protect Mole from those military faggots and stealing the documents at Agroprom.
Such is life in the zone.
>>711684699
Oh well. Then I am giving really big tips for early player. Good luck with Mole.
>>711684699
They don't do anything? That's good to know, the "If we receive more notices from copyright owners about this internet account, the account holder will have to take additional steps to bla bla bla" looks a little scary.
>pay for music, but who really does that nowadays?
Richfags who want to support their favourite artists, richfags richfags that want to generate a distribution source for an obscure release and hipsterfags that want physical copies.
Still a boring thread.
>>711684919
I doubt that they'd personally go out of their way to do something about it, unless they're being pressed to do so by whoever owns the content.
That and normies who pay for Spotify premium and shit.
>>711684902
Thanks! And good luck with, uh, waifuposting.
ZzzzZ
Chen is God
>>711686072
P much
>>711685379
>using spotify
>paying for spotify
Disdain for plebs.
>>711686293
I only use it for listening to music at school. I'm not too sure if I'm still paying for it or not.
>>711686554
It's not entirely useless if you have good internet, I gotta give it that. SD cards are still a little too limited.
>I'm still paying for it or not
You should check that, money isn't something you want to play with.
>>711686743
It keeps on reminding that I'm not paying for it, but I can still download stuff. So I'd think I'm paying for it. Or am I?
I'm going to go try and get some rest now.
Later guys.
>>711687065
Sleep nicely.
>2 gigs of waifu pics
>>711687738
Grats.
>>711687845
what up bitchezzz
>>711687930
Le plafond
>>711687930
The ceiling
>>711687930
потолок
>>711687930
Looks like you can't have a good timing everywhere, this is pretty dead and I need to leave for a bit.
Bump
>>711688894
rats seeya
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play!
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid!
And all that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars break the mold!
Obama turned my frog gay with chemicals.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how lewd is your waifu, both in private and in public
>>711691190
is this skeletor kurumi?
>>711691517
1
>>711691517
Extremely lewd
>>711691517
Like a 3 I guess.
>>711691714
OwO
>>711691714
You actually saved lewds of your waifu? Have you no shame?
>>711692370
Not loving everything about your waifu, you shame her.
Claim
>>711692614
I've never even masturbated to my waifu, not once. I have thought about it, but I knew better.
>>711692810
You sound like you want to be cucked.
>>711692973
No, I just love her to much to waste my baby batter like that.
>>711693335
That makes no sense, you sound autistic.
>>711691714
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting
claimu
Shiro claimed.
Business as usual already?
>>711692810
What?
>>711692614
A Stocking.
>>711694159
Sure.
>>711694159 (You) (You)
geht ist nicht viel los
>aber ich hab schokolade nachgetankt
und was machen die OP rückstände?
>>711693912
ich halte chara auch nicht für sexuell erregend, da kann ich deine einstellung verstehen
>>711694159
pantsu
>>711694159
Sieht so aus
>>711694032
Hello there C.C.
>>711694392
>Ich halte Chara auch nicht für sexuell erregend
>
>>711694356
shiro! How's it going?
>>711694392 (Grüß)(Gott)
>schokolade
Gute Arbeit. Was für Sorten?
>rückstände
Heilt top, am Freitag kommen die Fäden raus.
Wie geht's selbst?
>>711694463
Nice singles.
>>711694525
Es scheint fast du hättest recht, was die Statuen angeht...
Best waifu. Literally kill the world if she gets bored and kills you if you get to close. Great for a social inept like myself.
>>711694614
I'm doing okay I guess. Missed the bus to school. Dealing with stuff I don't like.
>>711693912
Not loving your waifu as a woman. Then again yours is a child, so
>>711694614
Immerhin gibts Plüschies. Sind allerdings hässlich
>>711694729
>Best Waifu
>Literally kill the world if she gets bored and kills you if you get to close
I know Chara is great
>>711694796
I wouldn't say mine is a child. I'd say she's dead. But eh
>>711691517
Not. Get out you pervert.
>>711694750
What stuff?
>>711694859
Ach, für 10 Euro sind die schon in Ordnung.
Sonst bleibt dir nur Handanfertigung.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T01qYNWm0co
>>711694614
(2 - 1) Peanut Caramel, schmeckt wie peanut butter aber nicht ganz so süß
>Heilt top, am Freitag kommen die Fäden raus.
klingt doch super
>selbst?
die woche ist wieder besser denke ich
aber ist erst montag also mal schauen was noch so kommt
