cuddle me before I fall asleep
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cuddle me before I fall asleep
no
>>711658120
I would, but I'm dead
>>711656320
Good
>>711656488
I chemically do it with Nair
Or trim with electric ravor or scissors
Snarf whines when I don't trim my bush. >>711656660
Or help me put a bullet in my head
>>711657597
im dont know what my numbers where i didnt think to ask. i dont have them yet but i will hopefully this week.
i got some basic black frames sort of narrow. then i got some with tihs interesting kind of scratched in sort of wood grain like texture in dark almost black blue frames and in a light creamy on the arms or whatever you call them
>>711658120
You get cuddles from me if you've worked up a sweat.
>>711658354
There's no stoping you from doing it right now you know? sell all your shit and get a gun. but the FBI won't let you casue you put in loony bin right?
>>711658449
light creamy on the inside or all over the arms?
>>711658354
that's a pretty long processs. how often do you have to shave?
>>711658449
give me cuddles :c
>>711658654
we could work up a sweat while cuddling~
>>711658709
I rather smell your natural stink before during and after cuddling.
>>711658654
Yep
Plus, if I got one, knowing me I'd use it on people first.
I'm like a coin, I try to be good but easy flip to bad
I've had to learn to control my anger
>>711658944
I said cuddling, but meant fucking~
>>711658654
the entirety of the arms
the black frames actually have a mixed swirly of clear and grey on the inside of it all
>>711658709
help me wash my back and its a deal. washing with cold water sucks huge donkey dick
I need the sauce for this. Any of you have it?
>>711659269
deal, although the sucking is still on the table~
>>711659388
No but its hot af.
MAYBE.
I might be as lonely as you are.
>>711659116
sounds like you need a dom daddy type to teach you control.
>>711659260
but that's l-lewd. and besides i'd do you in the shower.
>>711659269
Interesting colour scheme, not one that i would pick when i was younger. my first pari when i was 8year old was blue frames and red arms. then i went brown and turtle shell, then frameless, then black with transistions and finally a sporty type with black frames that finally suited my head shape.
i gota see what frames these are, so when you get then take a pic of it sitting on white paper for me pweese.
>>711659388
Hah, i posted that in the other thread, sorry anon. I found it months ago on /b/
>>711659848
Well fuck. I guess I'll keep looking.
>>711659763
the shower would be a great place for lewd~
>>711659569
wait when was sucking mentioned?
>>711659695
nah
>>711659763
i didnt think the contrast of the black n white frame would be good but it looked pretty fine on me. and yas i will show when i get em~
>>711660076
Ouch. You don't want my big ol bear cuddles?
>>711660076
you said having to wash it by yourself sucked dick
maybe I'm just too tired
>>711660050
i always found shower lewd to be super awkward
>>711660161
well i didnt know you were offering them
>>711660307
ohhhh lol
>>711660419
I am. You want em? Xoxo
>>711660050
Yeah warm, steamy, lube not needed we can kiss under the water~
>>711660076
Looking forward to it :)
Are you nervous wearing them?
>>711660419
you need big stronk man to pin you into shower wall. stop posting tits WEM!!
>>711660419
yeah, I'll probably be heading to bed soon
>>711660596
that sounds so nice~
>>711660554
do you smell nice?
>>711660596
nah im not really. i mean i had the option to not get them and i chose to get them so im ok with it
shower wall es cold and its no me gusta.
i post tits because i have tits!!!!!
>>711660776
stay up forever though
>>711660877
but if i'm always awake, then how do I cuddle before sleep?
>>711660776
Fucking in the shower with glasses just dosen't work, tired it was was annoyed by it.
>>711660877
You lucky this is not a gfur bread other wise you'd get a big spanking for me, tied up and plugged for the night as punishment.
>>711660877
Well I shower twice a day so.. I guess?
>>711661135
yeah, the glasses will just get all steamed up
but this is a gfur bread, so tie up and plug away
>>711661008
just lay in cuddle mode all night
>>711661135
is it not gfur bread though?
that sounds like a grand time honestly~
>>711661282
very good. now are you fuzzy or are you a hairless faggot?
>>711661432
Somewhere in the middle, I'm kinda fuzzy all over but it's so fine and light colored that you can barely see it. My legs are slightly hairy up to the knee then it fades out.
>>711661432
I don't know how I'll be able to make it through all the cuddles, but I'll have to try
>>711661282
I t maybe time for a cut. keep trying with the beard though.
>>711661385
Are you sure it's baked with the goodness of fur fags?
>>711661432
you won't be tied in a hog tie. no nonono. you'll be tied so you're suspended legs up high and feet to the small of you back. arms in a arm binder with the end weaved between your ass cheeks an all the way between your breast where the end will be tied to your collar.
>>711661764
I baked it with my special ingredient just for the fur fags~
>>711661594
well thats just genetics so you are forgiven. hmmm the criteria seems the be there. i think we are a go for this operation.
>>711661650
its easier than you think~
>>711661764
im getting a boner thinking about it~
>>711661764
A cut? Wat.
The 'beard' has been going for about a month and a half. Grows in orange/blonde on the chin/lip and blonde on the cheeks, fills in slow on the sides.
>>711661941
teach me :3
>>711658120
KYS faggots
>>711661941
Girls don't get boners and if you did i'd crop it till it goes away!
>>711661958
Cut as in cut the fat and cut down your bodyfat.
>>711661861
OMG i love Jeff bread! i want mine with WEM cream and Jeff juice!
>>711662181
Does asphyxiation by horse dick count
Hey everyone!
Well i'mgoing to the shower and heading home.
Be good WEM or you'll get it!
>>711662405
I'm at around 21% roughly, could probably afford to lose a good bit.
I'm heading off as well. night all
>>711662405
we'll work something out for you
>>711662681
see ya
>>711662070
well i can only teach you in person becaue its impossible to type it. '
>>711662405
i-im not like most girls!
>>711662574
yoooo
>>711662681
i am never good~
>>711662827
nooooooooooooo ninininini
>>711662849
How are you?
This is why I'm fat.
Fuckin cheeseburgers man.
I also need a haircut.
>>711663093
im ok~
what up nignog?
>>711663330
Getting ready for a weird 4 years
>>711663327
i like cheeseburger though.
>>711663433
its ok.
Get ready for a GREAT 4 years.
>>711663703
I didn't say it's horrible but I was laughing my ass off once they tried pushing for Clinton at the start. Since no one likes her and even the most hated man in America beat her.
>>711663806
I do wonder what he will actually do. I have ideas but things will start to play out after the first year.
>>711664543
i knew a lot who liked her though
>>711664543
https://www.greatagain.gov/
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/policies/
Maybe get to reading instead of waiting for the Clinton News Network to accurately predict it for you.
>>711664658
Most people in America just see her as the ultimate corrupted candidate. Trump kept pounding at her about her working for Wall St. and other things. Data shows people hate Trump more but said "at least it's not the same corrupt monster"
>>711664696
What he wants and what will happen are two different things. Doesn't look good when all the Bush people are back into power. And since Trump doesn't really know politics they will be the ones to really handle things. Guess one good thing is that Trump only really cares about people loving him so who knows what will happen when if he starts to pass bills people really dislike.
>>711665113
i guess. im indifferent about the whole thing for the most part.
>>711665373
I'm more worried about the Courts than him passing bills. Since bills can be changed fairly easily. The Court however is for a lifetime. And Pence honestly scares me more than Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr7e0THYWU
>>711665497
very true. im actually worried about this kind of thing for once in my life
>>711665874
I get why people voted Trump. Trump at least talked about what he wanted to do to help people that got hurt the most when everything went to shit. Hillary pretty much kept saying "hey everything is fine and a vote for me will keep it fine!" And as I said people HATED her because they saw her as everything wrong with politics. I'm just going to sit back and see what happens. 2 years from now is a new election for congressmen and by that time people will see what they like and dislike with what's going on. The funny thing is people still hate Trump. Even Trump voters feel he's unqualified for the office. But when given the choice because Trump and Clinton people just felt a gun to the government head than another same old same in Washington.
>>711666173
idk. i dont have much of an opinion on it all.
i am going to bed though. bye~
>mfw people dislike Trump without being paid
I dont have any images
>>711666536
Night. I'm whatever honestly mostly because between the two both are bad in different ways.
>>711666542
As I said even Trump supporters hate him. For the most part people voted for him sololy on the fact that he felt like he wasn't corrupt. Hillary was so corrupt that nothing about her seem right to people.
>>711666536
Fuck! Missed the wem again! D:
>>711666772
Whats the point of having an echo chamber of VP
VPs are useless but they do even less if theyre a parrot on your shoulder
>Trump supports voted from Trump solely because he is not Hillary, not because they agreed with his policies
>>711666942
>Hillary supporters solely voted for her because she wasnt trump
>and it didnt work
>>711667028
>>711658120
I only provide that service to beloved pets or people who just gave me an orgasm.
>>711667060
HE HAS A 2% CHANCE OF WINNING
>>711667110
>>711666886
VP only power is a tie vote in the Senate. Or it should but when Trump was looking for VP he said they would be the one to run foreign and domestic affairs. So while Trump is the one to sign it Pence will be the one to tell him if it's good to sign or not.
>>711666942
As I said based on polling people didn't really care about his policies. They just wanted someone that just wasn't another shell.
>>711667028
>>711667060
As I said too even Clinton supporters wasn't in love with her either. No one liked either candidate it's just Trump wasn't the same old same which to many was better than the same old same.
>>711667239
I liked Trump because the act triggers the modt people
It still works
>>711667239
Based on whose polling?
Going to need a source on this.
Hey faggots whats up
>>711659763
Sorry buddy but no
I'm in the middle
>>711667732
If I told you, would you sit on it?
>>711667732
stock market
Booo
thred ded
>>711667978
>>711668751
Wait wait... Who the fuck is the real hunnibuns?
>>711669587
Forget I asked
vintage furry porn
Do not degrade the Lion Man that way.
Is this it? Is this all there is? Just me?
Cuddle my Pussy fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayTCWttywU
please don't
No one to talk to the fool?
