Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I want Miku to whisper nice things to me.
>>711618683
>>711618746
That's the joke retards
>>711618788
Literally nothing would please me more
>>711618748
Fuck off with this bullshit cancer.
Take a shower, Change your clothes and Leave your moms basement and talk to a real woman for once you disgusting fuck.
>>711618523 alice
beautiful bait
>>711618924
Projecting this hard
Back from setting off some old fireworks.
>>711618924
I shower daily, I change my clothes daily, I do live at home, but I'm a student and not stupid enough to move out with no job while going to school when I can live freely at home, and as a student, I interact with women daily. Nice try though
>>711619006
I thought it was pretty good. Even got two people to fall for it
>be me
>love pin so much I download every pic of her
>have huge folder of Pin pics
>get dakimakura of her commisioned
>every time i come onto the thread I search filename "pinis"
>save those
>ask other drawfags to draw her
>some delivar others don't want to draw her OC
>call them heretics and take the good drawfags drawings
>print out all of my pin pics
>takes up multiple colour ink jets
>make photo album
>eventually parents get worried
>they delete all my pin stuff
>get mad
>cut myself
>beat up my mom
>cry because I have to rebuild my pin folder
>>711618876
Don't call me a retard, fag
>>711618748
Kaburi Chiko top qt.
>>711618876
I know you miss him very much.
Claim
>>711618876
>>711619143
>>711619221
>waifu faggots thinking they're better than each other
(Tomato)
Destiny
Leveling is pretty hard because your level is based on all your gears levels
>>711619143
>Don't call me a retard, fag
Jesus christ how old are you.
>>711619377
>Destiny
Ok I gotcha, your Light Level or what, right?
Sorry, I played it years ago, back on, like, the first DLC.
>>711619342
When did i say i was better than anyone?
カラミチーマス
>>711619479
>Not realising it was a joke
Jesus christ how dumb are you.
>>711619644
>le backpeddle
>is a joke dude
Lurk more.
>>711619143
You sound upset
>>711619221
I cry daily over him no longer being here
>except maybe lurking now and then?
>>711619342
See >>711619557
>>711619494
Yeah, but light was changed slightly
More importantly you aren't stuck with raid gear to be max level, you can eat up gear to level any legendary or exotic item up
>>711619733
>>711619753
Seriousley, it was a joke. I would never call alice a fag
>>711619033
Underrated post.
>>711618876
At least call me a nice retard.
Tired
But attempts must be made
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>711620064
sigh of unhappiness
>>711619834
Hmm, so like... you merge it with your better gear? Making it slightly stronger?
Sorry, I really am a bit lost.
But I'm glad you were able to progress. I do remember that I was unable to progress because everytime I did a raid or anything I had to carry everyone, and 1 person could not complete raids at the time because the gear was just so limited. You needed at least one other person carrying the load.
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.
>>711620064
Surprised to see you're still at it. How regularly do you do these, nowadays?
God I love yogurt with granola in it
>>711619033
M E M E
They're still going, it's the people that moved in down the street.I'll ask them why tomorrow I guess
>>711620064
Sorry man
>>711620102
That attempt was a little better
>>711620175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drfs6dUF1nk
>>711620114
Basically if i have an item at 397 light, i can use another weapon that's 400 light to make my weaker weapon 400
It allows more for diverse gear
>>711620260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7cZE0P-Jew
>mfw downloading ryuko pics to phone thru mega and when I select like 350 I go to select one more and it opens the picture, cancel all the selected ones
If Waifu threads have been up for years, then how can they be of this low quality?
-Mike Matei
>>711620345
Umm... The fuck? I was just listening to this a minute ago. What kind of coincidence is this?
>>711620375
So lets just say for example you have a weapon that is... a sniper's rifle. And you find a sniper's rifle that is statistically better, but you prefer the one you've been using.
You can use your newer sniper's rifle to "upgrade" your older sniper's rifle to higher stats?
>>711619854
Pfff, everyone here would call me a fag
>>711620008
Denied
>>711620453
Or you could just transfer to your phone from your desktop like a smart person
>>711620526
Alice is not a nice retard...
>>711620520
Yes, though the weapons don't have to be the same, just in the same weapon slot
I can use a shotgun to upgrade a sniper for example
>>711619753
Was so implied it hurt. Cunts are more egotistical than Trump.
>>711620526
I don't have the right cord
>>711620680
I guess that would help considering the new max level is, what, 40?
BACK IN MAH DAY IT WERE TWENTY AND WE WUZ FIIIIIINE WIDIT.
>>711620680
My pics got deleted ;-;
>Yukari
>>711620494
Dumb coincidence, but it was the very first thing that popped into my head as soon as saw the post.
>>711620526
>everyone here would call me a fag
Fag
Really I just love yogurt in general
And granola
What a perfect world we live in, two of my favorite things mesh so well together
>>711620757
You can literally use a charger cord for it
>>711620970
It was just playing on a loop for like an hour or so on my PC.
>>711620852
Light and level are separate
Level cap is 40, but light is 400
>>711620874
Get more then
>>711620852
I'm a first year player. Man I had the Thorn and it got baleeted because the first DLC did some weird shit.
>>711620426
That sounds pretty amazing.
I gave the Tame Impala albums a listen. I really enjoyed Lonerism, but Innerspeaker and Currents didn't really do anything for me bar one or two tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS08fiALcjA
>>711620260
Ideally I'd like to make one attempt per day.
Usually post about that much or less.
>>711621059
The charger I have doesnt have the usb bit. It is attached to the plug
If you're reading this post you must start a thread on /pol/ with pic related
Or your waifu fucks a nigger!
>>711621097
Feh... see what I mean? It's been forever and a half since I played. I could only imagine the "real" changes if you get what I mean.
>>711621107
Makes sense to me, for whatever reason Bungie has this idea that "instead of changing the game and adding more stuff, we'll delete items and nerf."
>>711620526
I wouldn't
>>711620617
I never was
>>711620727
We call each other retards and fags all the time...
>>711620757
How old is your phone that the charger isn't a USB with a wall adapter?
>>711621007
But it hurts coming from you bby...
>>711621283
>doubt
Go be autistic elsewhere
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r05qxkGStV
>>711621080
It was looping in my head since I had vidya on the mind. Then hearing it made remember how I was completely stuck on the game until an old Nintendo Power told me to kneel in front of some fucking cliff for a while until a tornado whisks you away to the next area.
All those fake floors in the mansions also was annoying too.
Damned flashbacks.
>>711621107
Thorn is pretty dank
I'm using it in Iron Banner
>>711621288
The games been getting a lot better as time goes on, I think they nailed mechanics now they can make a story
>>711621207
That's still impressive. I don't remember exactly when you started doing these, but it must be nearing a year now, right?
I REQUIRE MORE GRANOLA
>>711621225
Are you poor or something?Seriously asking, I only ever see poor people using those.
>>711621399
You are a really bad mean retard...
>>711621453
Worse than Vietnam amirite?
>>711621458
Well I seriously doubt that I would get into them now.
It's been too damn long and the greenest horn playing now can probably out rank me in gear.
>>711621399
Wasn't what I was talking about.
>>711621399
Sorry.
How can I make it up to you?
>>711621417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02hkJngRmRy
>>711621399
I lost the charger that came with the phone. So I used an old one I found in my closet
>>711621288
It really sucks. I had to get all of my exotics back
>>711621483
Think so
Pic is either my first or second attempt, think it must have been November or December.
Quite scary to think that it's almost been a year since I started my attempts.
>>711621720
Great gear comes pretty quick, greens and blues won't get you to 400, but you can hit 385 and be set for a normal raid
>>711621858
Illya!
>>711621145
I really like the voice from that chick in my track, and apparently she is part of another completely different band too so I still have a decent amount of her work to check.
Glad you liked Lonerism, Apocalypse Dreams is my favourite track from it.
Crying - Beyond the Fleeting Gales was pretty good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBGRE_YYH8
>>711621866
HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE A BLIZZARD HOLY FUCKING HELL HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
>>711621866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AczrHSIZpG
>>711621388
Liar!
>>711621614
I couldn't have said it better myself
>>711621857
Too many anons
>>711621866
You could kill me?
>Alice can be anything I want her to be?
>>711622018
My condolences
>>711622154
YUUKI!
How have you been today?
>>711622536
Whatever, wasting my time anyway.
>>711622536
Love you mean retard <3
>>711622536
I'm not lying. I'm just here to make friends and unless you do anything to me i won't call you a fag for no reason
>>711622198
OH FUCK THIS IS FUCKING INSANE MAN LIKE WOAH ITS SO FUCKING CRAZY
>>711622245
Kekd.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v3tQ99jrUE
>>711622536
I wouldn't want to do that, I don't think.
Well I guess she could be anything.
here
>>711622018
Hey, Ryuko!
How have you been?
>>711622048
>2015.11.24
That post will have been a year ago in 10 days.
The passage of time is definitely scary.
>>711622198
>apparently she is part of another completely different band too
If you find anything good, definitely share it next time.
>Glad you liked Lonerism, Apocalypse Dreams is my favourite track from it.
I'm fond of pretty much every track, but I think I like Be Above It best.
Though the "here it comes" bit from Elephant gets me too.
>Cosmicdust - blue sky and blue deep sea
The sudden change in volume around 48 seconds in sounds a tad odd to me, but I quite like it.
https://soundcloud.com/bo-en/sometimes
>>711622574
Okay, I suppose. Haven't had much of a chance to play games, I've been doing homework most of the day. You?
Late night erotic roleplay.
>>711623033
Good, you?
I regret lots of things
>>711623297
*I walk in the door*
"Who the hell are you and why are you in my house?"
>>711623331
Don't we all
>>711623297
Hi =3
>>711623329
I'm fine, just listening to music, haven't really been up to much.
You doing much?
>>711622633
Lies
>>711622674
What about if I call you a retard
>>711622890
Why not? If you kill me, I'll kill you back. Then neither of us has to be alive anymore
I want her to be a scientist
>>711623331
Who doesn't?
>>711623603
I do love everyone here tho :(
>>711623532
Not much, making ramen right now.
>>711623297
*Hugs*
>>711623603
Then i'll call you a fag and never talk to you again. You're just one person among many who isn't worth my time anyway.
>>711623441
-I sit down on the couch, holding a cold one-
"Care for a drink"?
>>711623451
Hi there, randomanon.
>>711623723
-hugs-
>>711623250
Homework and vidya mostly. Managed to get titanfall 2 streaming well, not entirely sure how I did though, but I'm not about to complain about it. Went to jungle hims and got a bunch of craft sodas and foreign sweets too.
>>711619221
Stolen
>>711624090
"I don't know who you are, why you're here, but i have nothing else to do, so yeah, thanks"
-I sit down-
Is anyone else ready for a one in a lifetime experience? Well, you better be prepared for Gardevoir's Comedy Hour! I'll be hitting you lot with joke after joke, feel free to laugh.
Here's one to kick the night off: What does a tree say when it's impressed? "Rebarkable!"
>>711624093
Nice, I should stream some more San Andreas later. I wanna get some pocky from the store but it's like $5 a box
>>711624090
I am not that random... I am afraid if I say who I am then Galil will be mad at me again... Oh wait he is not here.
>
>>711622890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxq2t3b7dC
>>711623913
but you would be missing out on a great person
>>711624301
Please make this hour a second.
>>711624301
Wow, what a Gardebore
>>711624301
i liked it
>>711623707
I love everyone* too
>*everyone not guaranteed to include all posters
>>711623913
That would be to your benefit. I wouldn't want to talk to me
>>711624301
Pls go
>>711624429
They never talk to me anyway
>>711624090
*Hugs*
>>711624247
*I reemerge*
Lift your tail.
Whenever I have to donate items, I make sure to donate some form of seating. It's not called CHAIRity for nothing.
>>711623603
Oh
But I don't want to die.
>>711624352
Apple Juice is really good, I agree
And also about the second part, I also agree.
>>711624461
>>711624570
Destroyed.
>>711624687
I wouldn't want to talk to me either. But some people do for some reason
>>711624301
Comedy Hour huh? Give us your worst.
Some people get "shocked" by lightning. I wouldn't blame it on the lightning, it just doesn't know how to "conduct" itself.
>>711623709
Oh alright, sounds pretty good.
>>711624301
I request another joke of this kind of humor.
>>711624702
No
>>711624717
>>711624931
Well you can certainly tell you aren't a jokemon
>>711624687
So not me? D':
>>711623155
10 days... fuck
When ye put it like that it's even more terrifying
Love the dubs by the way
>>711624931
Is this your way of telling us you're a father?
>>711624717
>And then the Ottoman Empire rose again from the ashes.
What's a dog's favourite veggie? COLLARed greens!
>>711624695
who are you?
>>711624717
hi gardy
>>711625103
shut up suiki
>>711624247
-I take a sip from my glass, ignoring your question-
It sure is a nice night out...
>>711624341
Thank you.
>
>>711624695
-While hugging me, you bump into my glass and cause my drink to spill-
>>711624301
More.
Why does gardy always protectes his house
Because he's GUARDevoir
I got an encyclopedia all about camping! It's so big, I'm always having to check the table of can-tents!
>>711625132
hey hey hey
>>711625106
>>711625297
This needs to pokemon stop
>>711625234
Um yeah, it sure is
>>711624804
Then you could just off me. I'll be a friendly ghost
What are you getting up to today?
>>711624887
Well, I don't know who this even is so
>>711625028
You would be correct
>>711625234
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
>>711625286
>>711625297
Please go
>>711623450
Generally
>>711623603
Extremely rich people
>>711625234
No problem. I was going to go to bed at 2 am. It is 4:04 am now. Fuck my life.
>>711625132
I'm me
>>711625234
*Gets you a new drink*
>>711625476
I'm me, see
>>711625546
>>711625476
I do not call you a "fag". Show me some love will ya?
A poor shoemaker wanted to ask the devil for money and skill in exchange for his "soles"
>>711625476
I'm going to be here for my full hour :^)
>>711624336
Yeah, I spent like 30 bucks and really regret spending that much. But it's too late now.
What's your twitch?
>>711625297
How's america treating you so far?
>>711625546
come here *hug*. And don't be mean to alice.
>nice hard drive
>>711625758
Alice called me a retard first. I'm trying to be nice
I know a plumber who knows how to fix clogged faucets really well. I guess that's because he's cool under "pressure"
>>711625758
I miss Ireland... I wanna go back ;-;
>>711624984
If you want to move somewhere more private... We can arrange that. But first you need to guess who I am.
>>711625716
stewie574
You?
I woke up and the sun was already out... Some lazy bastard forgot to light it.
>>711625979
Well i don't want to, i just want to think of more puns to tell gard to stop
>>711625914
Really? That's so sad.. I'm sure you'll get used to it soon. Worst case scenario you can always go back I guess..
>>711625840
You need to learn to see through his ruse
>>711625399
Do you want to go star gazing with me?
>>711625529
The later, the better!
>
>>711625546
-spills it again-
Geesh, I'm such a clutz.
>>711625476
Her dad wanted her to wear contacts.
>>711626196
A shame, really. We talk enough. And even tho I want to lewd you a little doesn't mean I don't like the time we spend chatting.
Weddings are an emotional celebration, the cakes are always in "tiers"
>>711626245
I'm only sticking around here for around 5 years, after that I'm going back, I can guarantee you that.
>>711626115
Bestcup
>>711626696
Cool, I followed you. Wanna play some BF1?
>>711625502
I'm sure even they have many regrets. Everyone has many regrets
>>711625632
Why not use pictures then
>>711625689
I'd prefer you not
>>711626446
Her dad is a terrible person
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