I fucking hate every single on of you worthless cucks. I'm going to kill myself in couple hours. Dubs decide how.
Willing to post proof of me killing myself.
Also fucking nobody replied on my delicious cheese thread. Blue cheese masterrace. Fuck you guys.
Overdose
On
PASTA
OVERDOSE ON PASTA
Bump
OVERDOSE ON FUCKING PASTA
EAT SO MUCH PASTA YOU DIE
>>711513402
>Willing to post proof of me killing myself
Are you a wizard? Also, overdose on pasta.
FUCKING EAT SO MUCH PASTA YOU DIE
>>711513659
DO IT
dont do it
FUCKING OVERDOSE ON PASTA|
DO IT
Live until you're 90 years of age, and then jolt yourself with some electricity
>>711513811
Winrar
>>711513531
>>711513564
Uhh how much would i need? I have 8 packs of 200g.
jumping off bridge, building
>>711513930
Alot
Stream yourself eating the pasta
>>711513800
>>711513811
Which one should i listen to?
>>711513402
Old Age
>>711514139
You said dubs decided how you die implying you have to die.
>>711513402
Blue cheese fucking disgusting you should be ashamed of your self. Gouda is god bitch deal with it
Overdose on Pasta
>>711514383
Gouda is good with pasta
Ok fucking hell im not pussying out this time. Reroll for my way to go to valhalla guys. This time "don't do it" posts will be ignored.
Also suggest sites to stream it on. Twitch won't be used because the streams get taken down really fast.
OVERDOSE ON PASTA
overdose on pasta
>>711514563
DO IT
more cheese for cheesyphiles
>>711514563
How cool would ODing on pasta be
OVERDOSE ON FUCKING NOODLES
PASTA OVERLOAD
>>711514489
Overdose on pasta.
>>711514733
NOODLES IS A FORM OF PASTA SO DO IT
>>711513402
just eat a whole fuckload of this shit
>>711514139
>I'm going to do it
>Should I do it?
Confirmed for dipshit attention whoring faggot that isn't going to do it.
9gag is interesting tonight guys
>>711514822
>>711514733
double winrar
>>711514733
Ok winrar
Gotta go to a nearby wallmart and buy all the noodles they have. Keep the thread alive and suggest me sites to stream it on.
>>711513402
>going to kill myself
>will post proof of killing myself
Wut.
Bump
>>711514139
OP
THE FIRST ONE GODDAMNIT.
Use KamCord,Com
>>711515106
he probably means hes going to stream it
>>711515017
Panda tv?
Bump 2
Bump 3
Just Keep Bumping
>>711515873
Nah. Pasta is the 4th cause of death in the world
Bump
PASTA
OP here im back
not sure what kind of noodles these are since i really haven't made them before but i think this is enough. Checking out the streaming sites now.
>>711516521
Noice
>>711516521
Use Periscope
>>711516521
Fucking cunt im OP not you. I'm still driving to wallmart.
>>711516744
Wowzers
>texting while driving
the absolute madman
>>711516521
Wow. What a commitment OP. That´s like 4$ of ramen.
>>711516744
Driving? Lol i don't have a car. Also i said "nearby wallmart". I can walk there in couple mins.
I bet you also hate cheese.
Btw im making the noodles now and i have no idea what im doing.
>>711516521
Not OP
>>711517202
OP here
Good point sherlock
We need the ID tags on /b/
>>711517202
Being this cheap.
>>711517315
PASTA GUY ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACK OP
Will OP deliver?
>>711517157
>"I bet you also hate cheese."
Is this an insult now?
>>711517548
HE FUCKING BETTER
OP is a faggot and he wont kill himself today. Abolish!
YOU FUCKING RETARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(pic related)
>>711517315
Fucking kill yourself you fucking cunts impersonating me. You fucking cucks always ruin everything. Might as well drive into the oncoming traffic. Will meet you cucks in valhalla. Fuck you
>>711517608
Will the real OP ever return
>>711513402
Go out to the wilds, you have to survive as long as you can. Either you will die from hunger, get eaten by wolfs or you will face death and regain your will to live.
>>711517817
He killing himself with pasta
>>711517651
You're missing a period at the end of that sentence.
bump
>>711517759
There never was OP.
>>711518141
OP IS THE...
PASTA GUY
>>711518222
trips confirms
you are mold infested
>>711518277
Weak Dubs. Watch this!
I AM THE PASTA GOD
>>711518277
>>711518345
See this? Right. Nothing.
IM OP TEEHEE RAWR XD
Then do it ·-· I dare you
>>711518509
Cancer
>>711513402
WTF ALEX JONES IS DANCING WITH HOT NAKED CHICKS I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES HOW DOES HE DO IT!
>>711517651
the pasta man died for our sins
>>711518691
no i haven't im right here
don't kill yourself, bro
Hey, Op here. Im died. KK?
>>711518882
neat
>>711513402
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD?!?!
A FUCKING PASTA MAN WHO LOVES CHEESE IS KILLING HIMSELF AND THEN THERE ARE MULTIPLE PASTA MANS KILLING THEMSELVES
YOU TAKE THE FUCING NOODLES AND PUT THEM INYO UR MOUTH
>>711518956
PASTA MAN APPROVES
bump
Someone archive this thread
>>711519416
Please tell Me how
>>711518956
Sad sad Pasta!
Pasta
Pasta p2
This is a Pasta-thread now. Fuck OP!
>>711519679
Pasta Man Approves
>>711519834
More
>>711519834
OP = Original Pasta
>>711519977
Dubdubs of truth
> When the meatball is too spicy
>>711519977
Dubs of truth
>>711519977
YES
>>711513402
Blue cheese is the worst reason to KYS. God damn it tastes like shit.
Bump
>>711514639
im literally fapping to this shit.
>>711519977
Im not OP. Im pasta man. Im mysterium!
>>711520244
>>711520262
IM FUCKING PASTA MAN
Bumping
>>711520341
No your not. I posted all these. I am pasta man. Im mysterium!
>>711520613
i HAVE BEEN POSTING ABOUT PASTA SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS THREAD
I fucking beg of you don't make this into a meme
>>711520620
>>711520722
Dubs don't lie
>>711520722
Pasata man is mysterium. I exist since 154 years.
I was controlling media. Giving u signals.
Look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zArEBFsviHs
>>711520722
I'm the OP. Made this thread just for shits and giggles because i'm really lonely. Tell me how to prove it and i will.
>>711520920
Pasta man is mysterium!
>>711520871
EXACTLY
>>711520955
Timestamp with dick out
>>711521061
Do it
bump
>>711521061
Fuck off that won't prove anything.
>>711520955
We all know Pastaman is going to be... HUGE! I am pastaanon! Fuck off!
Did op sperg out At walmart again?
>>711521344
I'm the original pasta man
>>711513402
Pasta. But, make it gnocchi in Gorgonzola sauce. Yes you'll have to go to the store and buy shit, then cook it. But hey, you'll only do this once, right?
Why Gorgonzola? 1) Because it's vastly superior to blue cheese, and 2) because when you realize, at that last moment, that your life was based on the blue cheese masterrace lie, you will understand what the great Existentialists (and the Taoists, incidentally. Smart guys, them Taoists) understood.
Stilton for life!
Ok maybe i shouldn't prove that i'm OP. I wan't it to stay as pasta mysterium.
>>711521403
Well I posted this motherfucker. Thats all I care for. What a mastermeme.
>>711519679
this whole thread is fucking hilarious (also hi archives!)
THIS TREAD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
>>711520955
screencap a post responding to you (op)
include me in the crop
Pasta is now a meme
also while we wait for op can we all have the cheese thread op never got? Im on team blue cheese
>>711517608
rEeeeee. Prey?
Make sure to have lots and lots of Spaghetti!
>>711522056
Noice
>>711521862
>>711513402
Dunno if works since i have closed and reopened chrome couple times when i went to edit the photos to be under 2MB.
why everybody talkin about screencaps?
this thread isn't even good yet
Pasta Man is my hero. His love for pasta and hate for life came together in one final, epic meal. You will remain in all of our memories. RIP
>>711522251
yes it is
>>711522173
Doesn't work then
I am mysterium!
>>711522614
Yea noticed that.
>>711514383
Shut the fuck up you sick cunt blue cheese is the best thing could ever happen to this mad planet and I'm enjoying it right now
The Roquefort is clearly the king of cheese
>>711522648
Noice
>>711522714
Notice how i snuck in the Führer there?
>>711522648
Well at least you have proof. I don't have shit for proof kek.
>>711522686
roquefort is clearly the worst smelling foot cheese in the world, kill yourself you piece of shit. BLUE STILTON IS BEST
IF you plan on killing yourself... could you help someone out?
https://www.go_fund_me.com/2tm9tqk
Remove the " _ "s
Robbie Rotten's actor has done nothing but good and has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer... I ask you to donate all of your money if you're serious. He's not related to me in any way, but I don't want a childhood hero to die.
Seriously, don't kill yourself, but if you do DONATE THE MONEY TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO LIVE.
Did we just create a new meme?
>>711522990
YES
Bump
>>711522990
Yes, yes we did. And i wish i had more proof to show my imaginary friends that i was the op. At least i got to talk with you people. Thanks.
This is the most proof i have taken. ;_;
>>711522873
>Roquefort
>Smelly
Your weak British nose knows fuck all about pungent cheeses, try this instead or a classic good ol' camembert that stayed too long in the fridge
>>711523297
O wait wrong pic
Well who the fuck cares anyways
>>711523377
Yay dubdubs again :)
>>711522873
>>711523336
Although I confess I'd really love to try Stilton
Best Thread Ever
>>711523589
Fill me in what happened ITT please
I just got here because it talked about cheese and went straight to the bottom
>>711523747
OP was going to OD on pasta
>>711523747
i was lonely and made this thread just for fun. it really helped and laughed many times. :)
>>711523809
oh you silly, what was the last time you actually saw someone kill themselves on /b/? for me it was 3 years ago.
>>711523864
Thanks for making this thread OP
>>711523975
np. sorry for the disappointment but i hope i also cheered you guys up a bit by creating another retarded meme.
>>711523864
Alright man, here's have some more cheese, pic I took myself at the market
>>711524091
Really wanted you to OD on pasta
>>711524204
Cheese is great but we need some meat as well
PASTA FOR LIFE
>>711524363
And bread to go with the whole thing
>>711524442
>>711524363
What about pasta?
>>711524526
What about pasta.
>>711524204
Perfect
>>711524526
Gotcha fam
>>711524634
How well does cheese go with pasta
>>711524666
Jeez im lucky i have gotten double trips, double dubdubs and satan trips in this thread.
>>711524818
Parmesan nigger
>>711524803
Noice
>>711524818
Match made in heaven
I always drown my pasta in several kind of cheeses tbf
>>711524876
Oh shit I forgot
bath in bleach n record it
>>711524818
Oh, incredibly.
Parmesan cheese couldn't go on anything better than pasta.
Fresh!
>>711525104
Noice
Cheeseposting best posting
Op here
I made i discord for Cheesyphiles like me. Will start working on it tomorrow since its already 7:20 am but join if you're intrested in cheese or pasta man. https://discord.gg/6XnBV
>>711525281
Alright I'm joining it
Bump
>>711513402
by suicidebombing hillary and obama
>killing myself thread to a pasta thread
kek
>>711526057
Noice
>>711526057
Never change 4chan.
>>711526487
Agreed
Don't let this thread die please
>>711522910
We are number one!
>Poorfag who can't donate
>>711519416
I don't think Papi understands what smug is...
>>711527165
Will Pasta Man live on?
>>711527641
Forever
Rampage
>>711527165
Someone screenshot this thread.
>>711528459
Already did.
>>711513402
cuck doesn't mean what you think it means. just kill yourself.
my dubs demand curling iron in pooper
DONT DO IT
>>711528459
There ya go Anon.
http://imgur.com/a/kagw7
>>711528459
please let this thread die. worst humiliation ever for OP that he really means it and no one cares
>curling iron in pooper
>sage in all fields
>>711528632
WOwzERz
>>711514139
you have to kill yourself, you promised you would die
>>711529658
Leave OP alone nerd
>>711528738
They have screencapped it already
This thread will live on
For a few more minutes.
>>711529947
Forever*
