Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>711451349
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Fox-sama
Claim on new thread + Shower time
You're 29 and still a virgin, who masturbates to cartoons? Please post a pic of yourself.
>>711464720
Someone kill me
when the fucking mexicans all mow their lawns at once :o
>>711464812
Moms making you take your monthly shower or else she's gonna unplug the internet again huh?
*hug*
Claim
>>711464411
I don't have a ceiling fan though
>>711464451
Better question, what was going through my head when i made it
What do you guys see in these cartoon characters exactly? It doesn't bore you knowing that you can never actually have a relationship with them?
>>711464819
a few of the waifus have seen my shitty profile pic
add me on facebook
>>711464812
can I join?
>>711464892
*hug*
>>711464948
sachi :o
>>711464842
I'd be happy to.
カラミチーマス >>711464957
>>711464819
Hey man just because you watch anime and speak the language doesn't mean your a weeaboo.
You can watch anime, go ahead. My favorite anime are consistent, Toy Story, Cory in the House, Seinfeld. Hell you can even watch some hentai on the download. Just don't pretend to be japanese.
>>711464878
:ö::ö::ö::ö:
>>711464971
My waifu is real though
>>711465040
Thank you
>>711465077
Downlow*
>>711465077
>thinking filthy frank is funny
Ah, we have found the 15 year old with superior humor
>>711465187
this I actually agree with, shit taste in comedy
>>711465123
oh?
Shiro claimed.
Is it full shitpost time again?
>>711464971
It's like a celebrity crush, impossible but a fun idea
>>711465325
you should shitpost, shiver
how are you doing?
>>711465342
male tennis players are so fucking hot
they're usually my celebrity crushes :o
>>711465068
Thank you for the (you), no idea what that means though.
>>711465241
>oh?
?
>>711465187
>GRRR stop liking what I don't like >:(
Why do you get angry when anybody likes what you don't like?
Why do you even come here if you don't like anime?
>>711465611
You're not even old enough to be on this website if you like filthy frank kid
>>711465458
Pretty shitty, but that should help with the shitposting.
How about you, kami-sama?
>>711465611
And it's not really so much anime I have a problem with, it's these fucking repetitive, cancerous virginity festivals you people have. How intense does your autism have to be in order to feel the need to claim a cartoon character as your wife? Does it seriously bother you if you see this thread and don't claim it? Like what?
>>711465033
Sachi goes through my head even when i'm not here
>>711465743
I'm doing good, gonna watch shino's anime later cuz im bored, bought a laptop because pc died :(
did you celebrate veteran's day?
>>711465809
sachi is extremely cute :o
>>711465743
Why do y'all always try to act as though it doesn't bother you, when it clearly does? You even just admitted it. Now I'm about to get my girlfriends phone and my phone and computer and shit post this thread really hard because i caught y'all in a lie
>>711465611
is the word "bait" familiar to you
>>711465565
Have another. And I tagged you by accident.
>>711465944
>being so autistic that when someone teases you for how insanely cringeworthy this is you think it's bait
Yeah, I bet you're a real popular guy who gets so much pussy
>>711465984
Oh.
Thank you anyways.
>>711466048
no, I'm an autistic faggot who occasionally frequents 2d claiming threads
I think that's completely evident to all of us
>>711465797
4chan is a virginity festival.
Nobody really gets laid browsing 4chan. Nobody really gets laid circlejerking in a waifu thread. As nobody gets laid spamming a waifu thread.
You care too much about random people on the internet. If anime triggers you, you shouldn't be on 4chan at all.
>>711466048
Spending all day spamming a thread full of trash is cringeworthy tbh
Y'all do know if I just start making a shit load of these threads the mods will delete all of them including this one right?
>>711466271
do it then :o
>>711466270
Okay 15 year old wait till you're older and look back and cringe at how you used to like filthy frank
>>711466271
And you'll be banned then we'll make another
So go right ahead and do that
>>711466271
go for it then.
>>711465893
Shino's anime is bland as fuck. You'll like it.
>bought a laptop
But you can't really act like you're pc masterrace if you only got one of those.
>veteran's day
That's just a national holiday. We can't celebrate it here, because our veterans are literally nazis and people get pissed when we thank them for their service. Sieg Heil though.
>>711466271
You'll also get banned for it
You seemed like a pretty enjoyable person last night anon
Oh well
>>711466271
They could, ya know, make more.
If someone gets banned for making one theu could just evade the ban simply
>>711466402
I like Papa Franku ironically. Like how teens and adults like Spongebob ironically.
Is cuck western 2d allowed
>>711466270
Did y'all ever notice get I only ever appear every other week? That's because during my weeks off I don't have time for this I age friends family and a girlfriend. I only do this during down time at work. Y'all do it 24/7 nonstop.
>>711466485
I was pretty damn drunk last night
I'm going to make some breakfast burritos to relax
>>711466572
What is this?
>>711466271
Oh no?
>tfw this guy is so tired of us he basically comes into the thread and shitposts all day because he has nothing to do.
At this point, we could say he's claiming shitposting and just pretend he's part of the thread.
>>711466507
>Like how teens and adults like Spongebob ironically.
Are you fucking retarded? Spongebob is unironically hilarious.
>>711465893
I agree
>>711466663
Interesting point. I really might stop now
>>711466482
pc master race people are cringe, I'm nothing like that
and so was shiros anime ;-;
>>711466438
never give up
>>711466663
check out this cutie :o
>>711466643
Are you saying you're enjoyable only when you're drunk?
Oh well, atleast now I know where your family is from originally, I actually didn't think you originated from there
>>711466658
Fanart of Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
Dunno the artist
>>711466807
Yeah Bc everyone always calls me a Mexican on here which just makes me laugh
>>711466886
Mexican
>>711466886
M e x i c a n
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
Hikku
>>711466845
She's allowed, but a shit tbh fam.
>>711466886
You're a darn Mexico
>>711466507
The fuck did you just fucking say about the sponge, you little bitch? I'll have you know he graduated first in the bikini bottom boat driving school, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on jelly fish, and he has over 300 confirmed krabby patties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rktequR_0k
>>711466789
Well, they are better than your $250 piece of shit without a graphics card.
>so was shiros anime
You take that back! There was literally nothing imperfect about it!
Can we agree that even though y'all are the butt of the joke, some of my pastas are entertaining? My gf thinks they are funny af and she barely understands this Waifu situation. Sometimes when I am crafting the sentences together in my mind I bust out laughing at the absurdity of it.
>me with a kanagaroo
>>711466572
>>711467134
>>711466663
>>711466482
>>711464784
>>711464812
>>711464720
need lewds of these :o
>>711467173
Fuck it, I'll take that
>>711467134
Good taste
>>711466789
No u.
>>711466663
No.
>>711466780
That'd be nice, shitposter-kun.
>>711467252
I'll give it to you that you have some creativity.
That Kangaroo looks cute, also post more of your doggo
>>711467196
I was cringing at the 5 minute mark, I'm saving up for a new pc, but I gotta spend money on holiday gifts so maybe in January I'll have a new pc
>>711467252
this is just sad to read
>>711467360
are you new? :o
>>711467427
u no :o
Oh so you have a girlfriend? Good for you.
I have a master's in Physics, and bachelors in Music. I play multiple instruments such as the clarinet, saxophone, bells, marimba, glockenspiel, guitar, electric bass, piano, french horn, violin, and I sing. I played a lot of sports when I was younger until I twisted my ankle while playing football (not the filthy american kind). I have also learned how to cook, clean, and build cabinets and shelves.
So you still think you're better than me?
>>711467252
>Sometimes when I am crafting the sentences together in my mind I bust out laughing at the absurdity of it.
>>711467272
No
>>711467252
Most of your "pastas" are the same
>>711467448
Could be worse. You could have spent £1000 on a laptop in 2013 that can't run most new games
>>711467272
No.
>>711467448
5 min mark is when that god made them the offer to change their lives, what was cringe about that?
>spend money of holiday gifts
Won't your family be deported?
>>711467435
I also want to specify that the creativity was meant for the first few ones you posted
Then they started being all more of the same
>>711467272
What are you doing in the waifu thread then ? Dont lewd your waifu it's rule number one
>>711467448
:o
>>711467252
:^I
Kazuki
>>711467808
No rule one is >Claim your waifu/husbando
>>711467670
I just play league and shitpost so it's fine
it cost 180 after discount
>>711467652
her face says yes c:
>>711467794
I gotta buy them supplies for mexico
>>711467808
you're back! cutie waifu
>>711467858
:o
>>711467484
Too much autism in one post man tone it down a little. Do I think I'm better than you? Not at instruments obviously as I have the musical capabilities of a blood belching dog vagina. I would raise the question: how much pussy have these talents pulled you? I'm going to assume the answer is none and based on your academic pursuits I'm also going to assume you're unemployed, which I am not, nor am I single, so better than you? Depends. More talented? Unlikely
>>711467947
check out this cutie :o
>>711464842
Why are you involving me in this
>>711467272
Unlikely
>>711467983
This is rule one of waifu thread not rule one of having a waifu
>>711468107
fine, how about you just move your foot a little then? :o
>>711468134
What are the rules of having a waifu then?
>>711467997
I don't even think mine can do that
>>711467997
I think it's cheaper if they just buy the funny hats and tequila there.
>>711468107
aliceu ilu
hug me
>>711467997
:o
>>711467999
I gotta give it to you, your shitposting ability is impeccable
nice trips too
>>711468271
Don't fap to your waifu. If you do, you lose your waifu for ever. All other rules are common sense like treat her well and such, so they're not official rules
>>711468288
those are called sombreros, sombrero
and I would never encourage drinking ;-;
>>711468271
can you play minesweeper?
>>711468414
what are your true intentions? :o
I don't fap to my waifu, I fap to all the other waifus
how many times do I need to say this?
>>711468354
Then post a picture
>>711467360
I'm joking, I didn't even watch far enough to get to her. The show itself is shit, but she looks cute.
>>711468107
What?
>>711467272
I meant to reply to you.
No.
>>711467477
No u.
>>711467999
One thing I want to understand from you: why do you consider getting laid so important? It's basically all you say.
Gozaimasu, shitposter!
I'm assuming you mean "Hand" when you say girlfriend?
>>711468426
I don't fap to my waifu
>>711468470
No i have windows 8 which doesn't come with it -_-
>>711468576
>>711468659
I miss hand
>>711468637
just one ;^;
>>711468692
get windows 10 ya dingus :o
>>711467252
My girlfriend thinks my posts are funny too.
>>711468760
I don't have enough money. I'll wait until i get a new pc
>>711468470
>:o
>>711468604
rip
I appreciate the sentiment
>>711468720
Your own waifu*
>>711468858
it's free ya dingus
>>711468885
you can stay :o
>>711468637
I mean look if you're older than 16 and have never experienced a sexual encounter of the mildest form it's pretty sad. Honestly I feel at this point I'm trying harder to motivate you people into changing and becoming cooler so you can abandon these crime threads. I say it because if you would have an active sex life I highly doubt you would see the point in these threads. I started to spam them because it irritates me to know that there are people who actually feel a need for this non sense. But now I just do it for (you)s, which I am nearly an expert at receiving
>my doggi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM
>>711469007
>>711469162
i will give you something you are good at this tbh
>>711469162
cats > dogs :o
>>711469235
Gay
>>711468760
Me too, Με τοο
>>711469162
Have a (you)
>leaving in 2 weeks for basic
>had sex
>had gf
>I'm taking the bait
>>711469162
Live and let live man, if people aren't going to put themselves out there and would rather do stuff like this, that's their lifestyle decision, not yours, and I hardly see any point in dissing it, it's not like it does you any good, and they clearly don't want your "help"
>>711468470
Well, you better save the money and not buy those sambas. You will need all you got to pay for that big beautiful wall.
>>711469418
>mfw
>>711469162
I'll give you the (you) because of cute dog.
Here's mine.
>>711469084
That ended on july 29th -__-
>>711469464
Yes I am
>>711469542
Better gif than any you can find in YLYL threads
>>711469683
torrent ya dingus
>>711469542
cats are cuddly, dogs are annoying
why would I pay for a wall that I can't cross? :o
>>711469486
sad times
>>711469299
I know it's a pointless argument but everyone calls me a newfag when I've been on here since I was a really little kid I'm only 18 and I've been using this website since I was probably 10 no lie. It just hilarious how the amount of time you've used this site could not be more irrelevant so to brag about how long you've spent/insult someone for how little time they've been here is completely illogical.
>>711469418
I have a calico cat but no pics of her for some reason
>>711469496
Sorry man joining the military (any branch) is pretty fucking retarded unless you are homeless
>>711469537
At this point it's become something to help kill time at work, but now that I've revealed most of my secrets there is little to no point in continuing
>>711469545
Sick ass dog
>>711469162
Here's a (You)
>have gf
>cuddle by the fire watching anime
Feels too good mang
>>711469162
I mean, you're implying that everyone here is a virgin, or that everyone here who is actually a virgin even wants to have sex to begin with. Also, losing your virginity doesn't mean anything anymore. If you want to lose your v card all you have to do is get a hooker and have sex with her, then say you've lost your virginity, it's that easy. Instead, you should ask "has someone ever fallen in love with you?" which is much harder to achieve.
Look, before you say anything, I'm not a virgin, I lost my virginity when I was 16, and until a few months ago I had a pretty good sex life (then we broke up, shit happens), and I've been here since the start of that last relationship. Being here doesn't mean anything, it's not bad, yes, it's become cancerous lately with all the hugboxing but you're generalizing it a lot. I'm sure if you were to take this seriously you'd find people who are truly interesting and nice as I, and most people here have.
>>711469877
-______________________-
>>711469162
If you don't like it, leave
or are you so self-centered you need the attention?
>>711470039
I can't help but seriously doubt the legitimacy of your post. What you're saying is just such a cliche of what a lonely weeb would want out of a relationship. Most girls who watch anime are pretty disgusting if I remember middle/high school correctly. Which I do because I only graudated 6 months ago
>>711469928
take a pic? :o
>>711470115
^__________^
>>711470100
>Ruby is a stupid nigger
>>711469928
Meh, at least I'll earn my life
>>711469299
>>711469496
>>711470202
I found a better way to get it. Pretend i'm disabled. They still give free downloads for disabled people
>>711470418
why do retards need windows 10? :o
>>711470202
I'm at work now sadly
>>711470272
>implying that you have to earn and justify your existence by joining a branch of the military
You're probably one of those weird kids who was in ROTC and became brainwashed by your perverted teacher.
>>711470039
good
taste
>>711468885
What made you want to waifu her?
>>711470200
I've posted a pic of her before on here. She's an actual person and she's had sex with my multiple times. In fact, we took each other's virginity.
This is your last (You) from me.
![Guren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2AuRFnO.jpg "Guren[1].jpg")
Claim
>>711470521
Because it has "assistive technologies"
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/accessibility/windows10upgrade?tduid=(14c348e893a91089cb2980533c6ee123)(256380)(2459594)(TnL5HPStwNw-0FBZfNm6YPFXNhiu3o52rA)()
>>711470374
That mate
>>711469731
Thanks, mate. Your appreciation makes up for all the long hard minutes I spend on it.
>>711469877
Dogs are loyal comrades, cats act like the French.
>wall
You could cross it in one direction.
I'm gonna go masturbate, be back on later
>>711470858
Made me kek pretty hard.
Btw you german right?
>>711470942
Post material used!
>>711470858
Dogs are deformed inbred little shits
>>711471013
i can't
it violates GR1 :o
>>711470374
Poplar
>>711470387
Second deportation when?
>Siege is free for the weekend weee
>>711470546
I didn't go to ROTC nor do I want to justify my existence.
But hey I'm just an anon on the internet, I could be lying to look cool~
>>711470578
Oh I promise you it's not the last (you). I am fully aware that my posts have been screen capped by y'all. It was all a ruse. The shit posting will never end as it is a source of infinite entertainment and y'all are so autistic you are compelled to reply to me, also
>believing anything I've said so far
>implying it all hasn't been written in the same fashion as one of my pastas
Kek
>>711470942
I'm going to masturbate while thinking about you masturbating
>>711470272
>>711471238
I'M HERE SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>711471010
Durchaus. Why?
>>711471047
I'm talking actual dogs here, not doglets.
>>711471148
Use proxy.
@711471166
I promise you its the last (You) you'll get from me.
>>711470568
that's kind of a complicated question
I think a lot of it has to do with her VA, she has a soft voice and a really good dry delivery
The character design is pretty pleasing to me, plus I like long skirts
>>711471316
>>711471389
All dogs are deformed inbred shits except mutts.
Purebreeds are cancer. Dog breeds aren't real
>>711470421
Hey hey, Alice.
>>711470765
>That mate
You got it right.
Hello there, mysterious anon.
>>711471160
All the opposite, you're the poplar one.
>~
>>711471389
Wir musten allen juden aufschloschen? Something like that right?
Are y'all hungry for some pasta? Or perhaps some SPAM?
>>711471734
I got you on steam.
>>711470374
it a cat slut
>>711471668
Don't even think about it
I'll spank you good if you do it
>>711471734
Not from what I've seen.
How have you been? Missed me yet? :^)
>>711471943
I was wondering who you were for a while
Now I know
>>711471800
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten*
Who misses Gaige-anon?
>>711472145
How do you know?
>>711471715
And still, despite the inbred, they are way superior to them fucking cats.
>>711471800
Something like that. Not sure why we would have needed to unlock for ever jew.
>>711472329
Checking on steam wasn't too hard
>>711471993
Okay okay.
Do any of you have Xbox live? Maybe this evening we can party chat about these matters and perhaps even discuss peace terms between us. Who wants to be the ambassador of the Waifu threads?
>>711472350
Cats eyeballs don't randomly pop our of they're skulls
>>711472350
Aufmachen? Im just translating Dutch wordss to what i think they would be in German.
>>711471657
Long skirts are cute af fam
She's blue though, and a crystal person which is kinda weird to me
>>711472350
I like cats better than dogs tbh
>>711472480
>XBox Live
>console
At least use a good console (Playstation)
>>711472623
>crystal person wierd
>fox gun girl not wierd
wat
>>711472669
Yeah, "from now on you will have to pay for playing online like you were doing for free before"
>>711472669
My friends have xboxes so I chose the one where we could play call of duty together and shit online together. Pretty cringe to be one of those pc master race people AND a fucking weaboo. Come on man go outside its beautiful
>>711472448
Glad to have you back, Rubbu
>>711471160
Hopefully soon. Get the filthy over glorified fags out of my province
>is that an invitation? :^)
>>711471734
How you been? Haven't spoken in a while
Claiming my cute cat!
Memes memes memes.
Yo, nerds.
>>711472448
Man so many diffrent ruby's
>>711472907
Shireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!
>>711472623
>>711472773
>wat
to be fair animal ears and tails are basically normalized anime oddities at this point
>>711472983
OH HEY it's nepnodiscord
Your waifu is shit, that's right, yours
>>711472854
Just because I like anime doesn't mean I'm a weeb. Anime is my culture, I'm 75% nip
https://youtu.be/b8-tXG8KrWs
>>711472965
That's the right mindset, friend.
>no gtfo :^)
>>711473047
I'm not amused
>>711472983
>>711473261
*hug*
>>711473261
>>711473111
Luckily I have a husbando. Nice trips
>>711473027
It's only me now though. OG Ruby isn't here anymore. At least not for now.
>>711473265
Sorry love.
>>711473316
>>711473352
Hi hi!
>>711473085
I'm going to cry rape!
>>711473111
Hello Fox!
>>711473316
My thoughts exactly, I don't know you but I like you already.
>>711473480
heretic
>>711473424
You're the 4th diffrent one i've seen
>>711472515
Never heard of that happening to an actual dog.
You're just making things up.
>>711472521
'aufschloschen' isn't a word to begin with, but the closest I could think of was 'aufschlossen' which is the past tense of unlocking.
Furthermore 'mussten' would be 'had to', not 'have to', so you need to use 'müssen'.
'allen' would indicate a movement or action towards something, not doing it directly (as in "Wir müssen allen Juden ein Leid antun" / We have to inflict harm upon all jews), so you need to use 'alle'.
'Juden' is a noun, so the first letter is capitalized.
Full sentence would be: "Wir müssen alle Juden ausrotten!", though instead of ausrotten you can use similar words such as 'vergasen', 'vernichten', 'zu Seife verarbeiten', etc.
Don't you learn some German over there?
>>711473424
You better be darling.
Or else.. I'll speak French to you :^)
HELLO
Miho claimed
