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Traps win: they already know what men like, have higher sex

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Traps win:
they already know what men like,
have higher sex drive
non normal thing is better because it's rarer
are not as slutty arseholes in relationship as girls
no mindfuck about why she is upset about me


Female wins:
at least, they are girls
have pussy
can give you baby
stays hot in her 40's too (when traps not)

YOU PREFER?
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traps are good when they're young, so just keep fucking young traps. Infinite win
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>>698829567
Wow, i cannot stress how much this 4chan angers me. I woke up this morning to check my emails and check my sons browser history. He likes to use the google before school.

As a mother I am ashamed to see rape sites like pornhub and e621 in his search history. I assume the rainbow icon near the former is some new rape icon. But also this thread.

I am no radical feminists but it is clear all of you are truly misogynistic scum who do not deserve all the privileges afforded to you.

You think being a woman is a joke? Id like to see you survive being raped every day by evil men who dont respect you. You'd probably have a panic attack and then shoot up the place your going to because you cant control your pathetic man emotions.

Imaginebeing told to cook dinner for rapists that arent your husband <in5 husband isnt a rapist hes a man who checks his privilege like you all should.
You dont have to do all the cleaning and scrub your sons evil rape slime out of the carpet

Just stepping into his room i have to clutch my rape whistle in case something happens.

Treat women with respect okay or just kill yourselves, better for the rest
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>>698830290
I want to die
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>>698829567
Traps can be just as slutty. I'm fucking one who has a boyfriend. Whenever she leaves her home town to visit her parents or house sit for them I go visit her too ;)
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>>698830290
why did you tell this in 3rd person sense? it is still clear you have done tons of bjs and have been victim of rape by your rapist paedophile husband and father.

kill yourself, you arsehole.
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>>698830290
obvious b8 m8
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I think the guaranteed anal is why they are so intriguing
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traps are the best
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whats up guys, trap hater here post actually attractive traps to prove you're not a fucking degenerate
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>>698829567
I cant imagine traps having a wild sex drive. Doesnt the hormonal changes crash their sex drive?
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the best part about being asexual is the fact my mind does get sexually confused over this shit.

you people are so weak minded when it comes down to all this shit about traps.
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>>698831061
most traps don't take anything to look more femmie.
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>>698830290
>Wow, i cannot stress how much this 4chan angers me.

no one cares.
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>>698829661
As a trap what age would u say I should drink bleach to not leave some ugly corpse or start feeling the sting of rejection from guys I'm into
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>>698831145
What's it like being asexual?
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>>698829567
>slutty arseholes
Literally how they make living.
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trap thread?
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>>698831996
sure
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>>698831390
How old are you now? Are you on hormones? Traps who get on hormones early don't age that badly

you should probably still drink bleach once you hit 50
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>>698832543
I'm 21 next week, 50 wow that's good I was thinking like 35-40ish, I heard they break down ur body pretty bad tho like organs tho so was thinking of starting them at 25 but if it keeps u from aging badly I'd do it tomorrow
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>>698829567
In my experience traps are bigger sluts than normal chicks. I used to be a housemate with one (pretty decent) but this dude would bring home a different guy every other night. He also had a boyfriend that would visit often. Dude thought he was the only one in his life.
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Why trap, why not just cuteboy, thats something you can at least maintain as cute male when you get older.

Hell one of my proffessors was pretty fucking sexy despite being 55
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>>698830290
>pornhub gay
>e621
Your son's a faggot
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>>698833006
Got a pic of him?
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>>698833247
Sadly no. Dude never had a facebook or anything. He rarely talked to the rest of us. Every now and then he would hang while we watched a movie on the big screen but he mostly kept to himself. Didn't even know where he worked for all i know he could have been a hooker.
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>>698833406
We're the guys he was hooking up with meh, if so probably a ho lol, y didn't u ever try anything? Was he/it not that cite?
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I would love to date a trap over my girlfriend. But how on earth do you find yourself one is a mistery to me.
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>>698830290
>shoot up the place your going to because
>place your going
>your
Fuck off
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>>698832976
Start hormones asap if you're convinced that's what you want in your life. You should talk to traps on /soc/ to see what their experiences are like.
I'm not aware of any "organ breaking down" effects they just make it difficult to get hard after a while and your penis will start shrinking after a few years. If you already have feminine features and are willing to get voice feminization surgery you might make it to 50 without looking hideous. Your prime will still be before 35 though and things will decline after that
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>>698830290
so much fucking bait
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>>698833932
>>698832976
>without looking hideous
I mean without being an overall ambush like mr jenner. Obviously voice has nothing to do with looks
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anyone gonna post some traps?
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>>698833658
Wasn't into him to be honest. I think it's the fact that i knew he was a dude. The dudes he brought back were some swoll ass motherfuckers clearly gay though.
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>>698834126
Im not any good though
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>>698834332
youre right, head hiders arent even traps, theyre ugly men

also no tits
no hips
no thighs
gorilla shoulders and body shape
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>>698834332
Jesus. More.
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>>698834456
</3
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>>698834574
Cant, ive been called ugly, though i hide face because im not foolish enough to post my face on the interwebs.
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>>698834456
Could not have said it better myself.

>>698834645
gtfo cross dresser with a five o clock shadow
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>>698829567
bad photoshop on "Her" asshole.
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If you smell something funny when you walk down the street, you're in Coon Town.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in Coon Town.
Up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash, nigger girls trying to get a nigger boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town.

On the corner there's a nigger with a drink in his hand, that's Coon Town.
Trying to bum a nickel from whoever he can, in Coon Town.
Don't be surprised, you can make a bet, if you go back tomorrow he'll be there yet.
He's trying to get drunk and drunk he's gonna get, in Coon Town.

Niggers never bother about going to work, in Coon Town.
They seem to think that work is for jerks, outta Coon Town.
They don't do nothing but sleep and doze, he don't wake until his eyes are tired of being closed.
It's half a day's work for him to scratch his toes, in Coon Town.

It amazes me to see the way they live, in Coon Town.
They do all the taking while we have to give, to Coon Town.
The White man worries, the nigger don't care, cause at the end of the month his check will be there.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.

Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town..
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>>698834645
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>>698834761
If you smell something funny when you walk down the street, you're in Coon Town.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in Coon Town.
Up and down the street there ain't nothing but trash, nigger girls trying to get a nigger boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon Town.

On the corner there's a nigger with a drink in his hand, that's Coon Town.
Trying to bum a nickel from whoever he can, in Coon Town.
Don't be surprised, you can make a bet, if you go back tomorrow he'll be there yet.
He's trying to get drunk and drunk he's gonna get, in Coon Town.

Niggers never bother about going to work, in Coon Town.
They seem to think that work is for jerks, outta Coon Town.
They don't do nothing but sleep and doze, he don't wake until his eyes are tired of being closed.
It's half a day's work for him to scratch his toes, in Coon Town.

It amazes me to see the way they live, in Coon Town.
They do all the taking while we have to give, to Coon Town.
The White man worries, the nigger don't care, cause at the end of the month his check will be there.
Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town.

Every nigger earns his living off the old welfare, in Coon Town. ;/
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>>698834332
I'm interested. Take a shot sitting with legs spread and foreskin pulled back?
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>>698829567
I wish i had a qt trap gf.... but its so hard to find one :(
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>>698833932
That's where I heard it actually and Ye there not the best for u dispite lgbt propaganda to the contrary, I can cum from being fucked and already am tough on my body other dispite good diet and excersize cause drugs lol, what I don't want is to loose sex drive that terrifies me
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Me

Moar?
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Is anyone from middle Europe by any chance?
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>>698835006
show face or stop
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>>698834825
Nah, its all old images, i havent crissdressed in a while. Im just going with my cute boy looks instead.
Keep exercised, keep thin, buying tighter clothes, etc
No foreskin pulled back pics
>inb4 phimosis
My dick is fine
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>>698835006
Wear some clothes you slut

cute ones
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>>698835099
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>>698835217
Fucking hot
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>>698835217
the fuck, did you sit in a pile of cacti?
or is your ass going through puberty?
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>>698835006
Hhaha revolting and I'm a trap trust me men will be crueler then me, that ass is hideous hit the gym it's a pancake u lazy bastard
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>>698835217
10/10 hot trap
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>>698835006
Yes, with heels, please
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>>698835006
>>698835187
please stop shitty cross dressing anons
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>>698835330
>men will be crueler then me
>crueler then me
>then
>>698830290
Femanon is that you?
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>>698835375
this
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>>698834991
You're probably thinking about spironolactone. If you want to get on hormones take finasteride instead. Spiro fucks up your heart.
If you want to be a trap and do hormones start them asap. You'll only regret not doing it later. You're still young but the results only get worse by every year you wait. Also I'm not sure but I think your sex drive won't decline too much if you can cum from anal
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>>698835217
>>698835187
>>698834332
literally a Halloween costume that costs like 8 dollars
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>>698835330
You're a trap, yet you post no pics. Sure you are.
You're a trap, the kind of trap that claims to be cute sexy boy but is actually 400lb unwashe fatcake.
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>>698835449
you know nothing about hrt
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>>698835217
Would rape all night out of ten
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>>698834969
Good luck traps are more stuck up than hot chicks. Unless you are built like a greek god your traps will be =< 5/10
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>>698835449
>fucks up your heart

lolwut
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>>698835711
yeah, that dude has no idea what hes talking about
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>>698835217
Can you post more pics with that costume?
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>>698835449
Ur right I don't want to develop more masculine feature I love my fem face, I would have started 16 prolly if I wasn't 6 feet, least I'm only 125lbs, only thing holding me back is the height fml I'd strangle a puppy to loose half a foot
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>>698835767
Its on my tumblr: notittykitty.tumblr.com
Moar of me
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>>698835751
Clearly. I've been on spiro and estrogen for a little over 5 months, if anything my heart is healthier than it has ever been.
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>>698835855
oh my god, your body is fucking disgusting
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>>698835855
ew
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>>698835855
>wide as fuck shoulders
>no ass
>face probably riddled with pimples
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>>698835903
Can you please not, ive been thru some emotional shit lately. Anons keep trolling me and telling me to kill my self
I cant handle it
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>>698836004
>>698835855
his ass is certainly riddled with pimples, its horrid
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>>698836025
The anons are giving you good advice. Kill yourself
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>>698830290
Child abuse
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>>698836099
Come on, that's kind of mean
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>>698836099
I dont answer anon replies anymoar so u guys cant win. Im a sexy trap who smokes weed and plays vidya games
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>>698835855
Constructive criticism: your shoulders are very broad, if you're very young and if you've started HRT there's a chance that your hips can broaden to make a shoulder/hip width ratio more feminine-like. Other than that, you can try wearing robes or darker colored lingerie in order to draw attention to breasts/cock.
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>>698836205
Only losers do drugs
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>>698836025
I'm being 100% honest. You're fucking repulsive in every way possible.
Its not trolling when someone calls out the truth you idiot. You have giant wide masculine shoulders
your ass is absolutely covered in pimples/acne
you're wearing clothes that clearly fit poorly
you have 2 stupid clear straps for no apparent reason at all? okay...
no thighs
no hips
masculine arms

If you aren't willing to admit that this is the truth, then maybe you shouldn't be posting yourself on here.

Truly, you are NOT a trap.
I doubt you're trans either
you're just a really poor crossdresser and its really upsetting that i come to a thread and see ugly shit like this when i had expectations for a beautiful trap or two
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>>698836153
Its not abuse if they are male lol id say victim but rapists cant be victims
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>>698836205
I sincerely doubt about half of that post...
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>>698835866
>>698835751
>>698835711
it doesn't directly fuck up your heart but the risk of you getting a heart attack increases significantly
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>>698836282
Okay fuck you fucking loser im a sexy trap who gets laid all the time. I can face reality whenever i want and the reality is that you're just jealous of my looks you ugly cunt
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>>698836357
Go spew your nonsensical lies elsewhere.
Maybe you should see a doctor instead of ordering HRT online you moron. You obviously aren't intelligent enough to make informed decisions on your own so you need someone else to make them for you.
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>>698836197
shut up you sensitive ass pleb
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>>698835547
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>>698836465
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I bet you honestly believe this, ffs
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>>698835832
Damn
>tfw I'm 5'8" and I'd strangle a puppy to gain half a foot
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>>698836326
Some anon was trolling me before but i showed him by telling him i wouldnt reply to his hate anymore

How do you track where anon wuestions come from so i can ban his ip?
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>>698835855
You are a man with a man's arse. Please stop trying to delude yourself that you are female or have a body resembling that of a female. You're a guy, please accept that fact and move on with your life.
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>>698836540
hike up your granny panties any higher and you can use the straps like a backpack
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>>698836465
the reality is you are clearly lying and are probably mentally disabled please kill yourself you ugly thing
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>>698836477
>his doctor didn't tell him about potassium levels
>his doctor didn't tell him about the hundreds of trannies who died because of spiro
wew lad
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>>698835855
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>>698836540
Do you even wash your ass? Not smooth at all. Nast as fuck.
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>>698835217
>>698835187
>>698835855
>>698836540
head hiders arent traps

this has been established

so stop posting
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>>698836681
My fucking sides
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>>698836357
That's complete garbage, spiro is a medication designed to treat heart failure and lower blood pressure. IT PREVENTS HEART ATTACKS SIGNIFICANTLY.

Overdosing on it can cause an arrhythmia, that's about it. Maybe you're thinking about the estrogen, which has a risk of blood clots. Which even then are only truly a risk for adult women over 60.
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>>698836681
fixed that for you
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>>698836665
Im not fucking lying. You guys just hate me cuz im attractive and have my own band
>>698836619
Im planning to get hormones soon to geow tits so ill be even sexier
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>>698836674
High potassium do not cause heart attacks, they cause cardiac arrest. Unless you're eating a can of beans a day, potassium build-up is not going to be anywhere near dangerous unless you already have renal insufficiency.
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Traps die before 50 from suicide or AIDS. How are they winning?
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>>698836873
bad troll is bad troll
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>>698836465
This is bait right not who u were arguing with I'm the black panties trap ur really really gross I had to put away my tofu
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>>698836873
What's your age? How close are you to getting the hormones? I'm not here to shit on your parade, I'm transitioning too and would like to offer you a more helpful voice!
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>>698835635
Well i'm kinda average but i do have a decent amount of money that has to account for anything right. if you ignore all the mental problems
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>>698837051
Traps love money. Moreso than looks. So kinda like women. Hornier women.
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>>698832976
By that age you should have found a cock to sit on that loves you for you. Few people are particularly attractive anymore by 50.

If you just want to be a young twink forever and be a slut your whole life well probably not going to work out. The first age reduction therapies are probably still at least 50 years off.
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>>698836950
Im not fucking trolling. I gave you guys my tumblr so you could see more of my hot pics and all you do is tell me to go die.

Im on fucking anti depressants cuz of people like you.
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>>698836253
Go to church and stfu mom
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>>698837051
Have you been told you are average or is that what you think anon?
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>>698837043
22, i dunno. My parents told me i couldnt buy anymore stuff until i make enough money to move out cuz im a bad son.
Im not transitioning though i just want some breast fat to look more girly and cute
>inb4 still trolling
My parents are pretty rich but they say they're tired of how i act and i need to move out. Its fucking stupid.
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>>698837149
i saw your fucking tumblr is was fucking trash and you are fucking trash. Those anti depressents are just keeping you from seeing the reality that one you are not a trap two you are a disgusting cross dresser and 3 you have mental issues. Cut your hair and get right you fucking weirdo.
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>>698837394
Your parents are right

also no docs will give you meds just so you can have tits, thats what they would get malpractice for you goddamn retard

how about do some research, get a FUCKING JOB, and stop being such a loser
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>>698837503
Fuck you i seriously want to kill myself sometimes and you're not helping.
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>>698837615
Then do it. No one wants to hear you whine and complain when you're an ugly gross dude
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>>698837394
Reason why you want boobs but not want to transition?
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I would want to kill myself too if i wasn't a fucking disappointment to my family. Cut your greasy ass hair. Get a job and fix yourself you sub-human animal.
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>>698837691
B/c he wants attention and isn't smart enough to understand how the real world works
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>>698837546
I have a fucking job asshole!
I work at a 7-3 breakfast diner. Its fucking awful everyone is some oldfag or whatever saying they love our shit coffee and thats why they kerp coming back. Canadian minimum wage is shit and i work 40-60 hours a week.
I barely have time to dress up and do pics
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>>698837739
>>698837394
talking about you here
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>>698837615
Don't listen to the trolls, they've got nothing better to do. You're just feeding them at this point :(
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Every time I meet a trap IRL I think of this image. And it is most often the truth.
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>>698837679
You wouldnt say that to my face. Youd want me on your dick cuz of how sexy i am
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>>698837785
>i work 40-60 hours a week
>i live with my parents
>i play dressup at home in my parents basement

how

fucking

stupid

are

you
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>>698837884
bad troll, go back to lurking until you can troll properly bro
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>>698836931
>>698836797
Wait I thought heart attack was just an informal name for cardiac arrest. There isn't really a difference between the two in my native language
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>>698837899
Lol i dont live in the basement, i have a cabin outside the main house so i can smoke weed and shit without stinking up the house. I just go in the house to use the wifi.
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>>698837992
No face, ugly crossdresser fag
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>>698837992
another no face. Go away nasty anon. Being a fucking twink does not mean you are a trap
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>>698838038
The reason you live in the cabin is so your parents don't have to see that you are a constant disappointment every day of their lives. Its not your own space. They keep you there to avoid you.
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>>698837806
Srsly why cant you just love me like my followers do. At least they come to pick me up after you fags put me down.
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>>698838038
Not smoking weed while using wifi. Why even live?
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>>698837992
write small word on that butt to provide us with timestamp
write "Nimrodel" there
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>>698829567
I'll bump this. Traps are love, traps are life.
PLUS THESE NASTY HOES DON'T WASH THEIR FUCKING PUSSIES!!!!! No time for smelly cooch in this life.
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>>698838177
Dude srsly you're not funny. Cut your jealousy shit im sick of your attempts at trolling me. You're just another ugly cunt whos upset they'll never be as cute as me
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>>698838251
thats my name
make me a fuckin fansign
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>>698838238
>living with his parents
>working a shitty job
>playing dressup all day and looking like a gross ugly man

tell me, what does he have to live for?
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>>698838203
Your followers are the other tumblr mental retards that are like you. Ugly and tossed aside like yesterdays trash. All of you circle jerk each other making yourselves think someone wants you when in reality you wouldn't even want yourself.
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>>698838238
Pirated a bunch of shit from comedy central and anime.
I love yaoi, one punch man, south park and workaholics.
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>>698838325
im not trying to be funny im being serious
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>>698838330
No one else would be with him? What does his parents think of his gay son and his even gayer bf?
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>>698838330
I live with my parents cuz ther fucking rich. They said i dont have to move out if i behave better.
Its not dressup, trapping is my hobby and im not gross you are, you wont even post pics cuz yer fucking pic related
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>>698837961
Both have are different. A heart attack is caused by a blockage in the coronal arteries that feed the heart oxygen enriched blood. A heart attack means that the parts of the heart have stopped receiving oxygen thus making it harder to work (pump blood). Your heart muscles slowly begin to die and damage depends on how large the blockage is and how quickly you get help.

Cardiac arrest is a term for when your heart has completely stopped either due to a heart attack or for a variety of other reasons, including arrhythmias and other issues of conduction.
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>>698829567
>Traps win:
>they already know what men like,
men like women, pussy and tits. all a trap cannot give
>have higher sex drive
u cannot know that, I guess ur only gf didnt like ur small dick so u generalize
>non normal thing is better because it's rarer
50% of ppl are male, is rare because ur an extreme faggot like no one else?
>are not as slutty arseholes in relationship as girls
again, u made bad experienc ewith smalldick hating girls so thats ur problem, not everybodys
>no mindfuck about why she is upset about me
this may be a legit point (replace she with he..)

>Female wins:
>at least, they are girls
you got it!
>have pussy
no choclate dick!
>can give you baby
clever guy
>stays hot in her 40's too (when traps not)
problem is, ur generalizing again. and u say a trap is hot at some point in her life which is wrong.

so I think female wins over male? maybe?!
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>tfw no cute trap girlfriend that cooks you dinner after your hard day of work ;_;
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>>698838605
MY PARENTS ARE RICH SO I AM TOO

thats why i live with my parents....
and dont have wifi of my own...

and am not on hrt...

and dont have nice girl clothing...

and didnt go to college....

shit

>mfw i ruined your stupid perception of your retarded life
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>>698838530
I dont have a bf, im not interested in relationships and shit i just wanna fuck or fwb. The last guy i was fucking was 40 or something and he bought me most of my outfits.
Actually i was seeing this one guy but he was a total fucking loser who wanted to be friends. Not even worth fucking with his shit self confidence and loser personality.

I only fuck studs not cutesie faggots.
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>>698830290
low quality b8
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>>698838772
i hate you. stop breathing
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>>698838794
The real reason you don't have a bf is because no one would want to associate with your disgusting autistic ass
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>>698838794
>I dont have a bf, im not interested in relationships and shit i just wanna fuck or fwb
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>>698838772
You replied to the wrong guy friendo

Accept this consolation cat
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>>698838683
u would't wanna have a girl doing that for u? only a trap? if yes why?
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>>698838605
Oh alright I get it now
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>>698838923
>paladin player
Faggot confirmed
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>>698838963
because he has a fetish for traps

he loves dicks but likes to call himself straight
>also, if you were as fat as him you'd be thinking of food all day too
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>>698838605
durrrrrr

not understanding arrhythmia
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>>698838909
I dont need a bf, i just want sex, which is what i get.
I have an okcupid profile and always get guys hitting me up for sex. Gotta watch out for beta fags like that dorky kid though.

Setiously who wants a shy little loser no matter how cute he looks.
I should have taken some pics with him tho just to show you how much of a beta loser he was.
Guys want sexy traps like me not cute boy tier faggots
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>>698839083
but would he just refuse a girl doing that for him? or is it because he lost faith in getting a real girl like everyone whos loving traps?
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>>698839260
Stop trolling fam. It just looks sad now.
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>>698839341
i agree, hes too much of a tryhard

a good troll is subtle, not an idiot like him
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>>698839341
How am i fucking trolling? You assholes are calling me ugly and telling me to kill myself
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>>698839320
That's probably why. He realized he can't get a girl but he looks for men with tits. The lack of testosterone is slowly making him a faggot.
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>>698839416
Maybe cuz im not fucking trolling.
How bout learning to appreciate a good trap?
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>>698839448
The whole "i know im pretty no matter what anyone says" Is such an overused tumblr meme fam. This is now a b8 thread.
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>>698839528
happen to know any?
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>>698839601
Who is this sexy ass trap?
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>>698839548
What else am i supposed to believe, im about to cry here thanks to you guys
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>>698839703
Believe that you are ugly af fam
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>>698839780
Will you leave me alone if i post a selfie of my face?
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>>698839185
>durrrrrrr
You've got some spit pooling on the side of your mouth there.
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>>698839851
Maybe lets see it. If you are actually pretty i take back everything i said
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>>698829567
I'm a tranny and you are full of shit.

>they already know what men like
not really, because I feel like a girl I never was able to put myself in the male mindset, guys perplex me

>have higher sex drive
hormones make you have a dead sex drive, I rarely shlick

>non normal thing is better because it's rarer
what?

>are not as slutty arseholes in relationship as girls
I'm a very huge mega slut so I dunno what you are getting at.

>no mindfuck about why she is upset about me
yeah, we argue and have mood swings just like cis girls.
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>>698829567

Well, you can fuck a pussy even if the girl didn't shower and it's not bad. If you fuck an asshole and the guy didn't shower then that's going to be really bad.
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>>698839927
Plz dont hack me tho
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>>698840010
>schlick
You have a cock, you dont schlick
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>trying to justify your inability to get girls by saying guys trying to be girls are better
Ok.
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>>698840100
I mean, does fingering your asshole count?
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>>698840032
The fuck is that move your hand
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>>698840100
I'm post operative moron.
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>>698840182
Man girls are awful. Maybe its okay to fuck girls but anything more and you might as well jump off a tall land mark with razor wire round your neck.

Guys typically get along, know how guy brains work and deal with guy problems with guys. Fucking a dude is fucking win
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>>698840287
No its an old selfie, you wanted a face pic you have it.
Dont hack me 4chan
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>>698840010
go get the fuck out of 4chan then; ignorant prickhead. stop being dick.
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>>698840338
You don't have to own the cow to get the milk
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>>698830786
Confirmed
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>>698840319
You cant schlick a flesh wound moran. Stop keeping your body from healing itself as is natural.
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>>698840032
are you fuckin Kora Del Rio???????????????
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>>698840479
>Getting this mad at someones opinion...
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>>698840537
No?
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>>698840032
ew
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>>698840444
nice trips, Looks ugly so far.
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>>698840536
Its healed, I only have to dilate once a week. Its not a flesh wound moron.
>>
traps and actual wymyn are equally shit
i choose not to consort with either
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>>698840697
Fuck off chris chan its not a pussy its a flesh wound
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>>698840444
Trips check'd
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>>698840697
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>>698840595
yes, you are

search korra del rio in your search engine, open image page da scroll.
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>>698840697
>dilate it once a week
REAL women dont dilate their pussies.
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>>698830290
I'm totally saving this post.

Also if this ends up in best of 4chan, please include this post.
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>>698840793
omg I know who that is lol, we had the same surgeon and she posts all over 4chan too

>>698840777
i'm not fat and im 19 so how am I chris chan?
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>>698840793
How does stimulation feel down there, transwoman
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>>698840828
Im not a girl im a boy my name is jaime. Read my fucking tumblr

And dont fucking hack me with ur 4chan magic. My friends and family dont know i do those photos
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>>698840923
>>698840934
you dont know who i am, prove that you do
>>
The only part of the web where I need to question my sexuality before making opinions
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>>698841051
niggawut
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>>698841051
cfh
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>>698840777
Trips check'd
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>>698841051
wew defnesive
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>>698841178
yeah no, that disgusting manfaced ugly shitposter on lgbt can kill himself
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>>698841337
1337 check'd
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>>698841013
she's also trap, you dicksucker
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>>698841367
maybe you should go the fuck back to /lgbt/ and take your fucking mental illness drama with you
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>>698841367
well you didn't have srs because the filename is a 4chan file name. Whoever that was went with Suporn
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>>698840793
this is who that is attached to
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>>698840338
if u really think that way, I feel very, very sorry for u. U must be a sad virginboy :(
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>>698841633
no, its attached to this woman
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>>698840032
Wtf is that disgusting
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>>698841717
kayla got srs?
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>>698841717
UGH
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>>698841806
yes
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>>698832543
30 is the upper limit tbh
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>>698838656
Men have a higher sex drive because testosterone you fucking retard.
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>>698842311
upper limit? fuck, 30 is WAY too late for HRT

the latest you should start hormones is like 21 unless you want to be a hideous ugly man
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>>698842403
I know a few good looking ones who started after 25, you are an idiot.
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>>698830290
No ur son is bi
Get him some poppers for his birthday like rush and jungle juice they work as very strong cleaners and its a good paint thinner and it dont fuck up your brain
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>>698842574
Prove it you god damn mongoloid
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>>698842763
Nah, I'll just tell you to keep being retarded on /b/, you're at the right place.
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>>698843133
nice cop out fag

no traps are that old you retard
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>>698835187
>>698834332


oh god you're cute, doesn't matter if old CD pics or new boymode ones...please tell me there is more?
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>>698840010
How can u be a slut with low sex drive
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I'll post my ass too so you gay faggots can make fun of me too
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>>698843413
because lying is easy

>>698843569
show your face or gtfo
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>>698843413
good point here.
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>>698843569

just posting your cute ass here, what are you fucking gay?
>>
>>698831145
Asexual A.K.A cant get a girlfriend
also anyone who is asexual is mentally unstable considering our spices is designed to mate retard
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>>698844047
>asexual = can't get a gf

are you seriously this retarded?
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>>698833705
Real traps are fucking disgusting. For every prettyt one you see on 4chan there are 1000s of gross ones irl.
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>>698830290
Laughed mate.
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>>698843995
Not as gay as you, you just looked at my ass
>>698843820
I'm not a dumbass that shows their face. Pay me n I might
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>>698844841
how much you want to take my cock?
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>>698844841

T-that's not fair though! You like....made me look, that's cheating. Now you know what would be gay? If I'd like...touch your butt.
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:3
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>>698842375
U obviously know nothing about wet, tight & cockhungry girls, fggt. Ur just a mad little virginfaggot. stay mad autistic boy ;)
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>>698845184
absolutely disgusting
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>>698835519
>

You've obviously never shopped for slutty costumes.
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>>698829567
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>>698845640
i have, thats how i know that hes wearing super cheap shitty quality bullshit from ebay
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>>698844951
Idk I'd have to see you
>>698844972
Third time I've gotten you now. Super gay
>>698845328
Cmon you skipped me
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>>698829567
you also don't feel guilty for claiming you're straight while going out with an actual girl, whereas you're dating a guy if you're dating a trap
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>>698830491
>she
ahahahahah you fucking cuckolded faggot
you're getting professionally cucked by a fucking queer dude and you're all like "ooh check me out, i go visit "her" too" bahaha
fucking winky face as well i bet you're a pasty white jew
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>>698830290
gr8 b8 m8, I'd r8 an 8.
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>>698834332
gay footfag here, you know the drill lemme see feet n cock
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Hi guys, rate me <3
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>>698846741
Jew nose/10
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>>698846741
>>698846836
timestamp/10
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>>698846259

uh >.> you got me, but maybe if you allow me to touch it, we can like..make sure that you're right about my gayness.
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>>698835006
Feet pic plz
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>>698838772
No offence m8 but you're gonna need serious surgery on your face if you ever want people to look at you and not think "that's a dude"
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>>698839021
not a paladin fgt, it's a ranger/druid from gw2.
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>>698847065
>Auto] 7
gotta agree
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>>698847140
>>698847144
>>698847065
>>698846980
>>698846836
>>698846959
how about you read the thread in context you god damn faggot retard
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>>698846980
Fine. I'll only let you touch to test your gay.
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>>698841717
>woman

hahahahahahahaha
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>>698847345
is your face feminine cute ?
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>>698847345

A-after touching it I came to the conclusion that I indeed am game :/
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>>698846741
>Skinny man legs
>knobbly knees
>obvious man face

my sides
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>>698845290
And you have no place on /b/. Fuck off you pathetic fourteen year old fag.
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>>698829567
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