Ylyl my niggas
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ylyl my niggas
Get in here fags
>>711318042
why would i laugh at a joke made outside of 4chan?
>>711318075
>>711318113
>>711318188
go back to tumblr
>>711318289
this is funny somehow? goddamn son who really needs the hug?
>>711319111
Kek
>>711319111
KEK XD
>>711318042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSx8bPxv8u8
>>711319111
Trips are truth!!!!!!!!
>>711320818
Top fucking kek
>>711320473
More bald man
>>711321282
>>711322519
Holy fucking kek that filename
>>711321837
>>711320818
lost
>>711318289
I used this site once to pick up easy girls, the conversation sucked but the sex was RETARDED.
>>711322519
For the glory of Satan of course!
>>711318042
This thread is suck
>>711325808
Is that fucking english? God damn it who is the mentally brain defected nigger who typed that shit
>>711325808
the more I read that the more my brain hurts.
>>711326026
That's the ufcking piont
>>711319111
Lost
>>711325808
Read it the first time: wat?
Read it the second time: am I dumb?
Read it the third time: that's some kind of black magic, is it?
>>711325997
crack got hotter afterwards
>>711326597
thinner*
>>711326039
>>711322519
hahah does anybody have the full version of this?
>>711326667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSX2z4MWvg
>>711322519
that's unfair, the song I was listening to dropped at the exact same time the hammer it the ps, fucking lost
>>711322919
We all have moments we regret but damn... this is worse than flat out paying for it.
>>711325808
this shortcircuits my brain
>>711321282
click verify you ape. this is not laughable it's a dream
>>711326003
Posting fb shit won't help
>>711326314
Lost
>>711319111
>9/11
>>711319111
TOO SOON
>>711325808
Translation. "If this were your teacher in 4th grade, accounting for projected aging, would you tap it now?"
>>711322740
Aaayyyyyyyyy
>>711325808
>if this your is
Christ on a cracker
>>711326741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DiaN7BuBiY
>>711326314
Lost hard top kek
>>711326741
nyanners?
>>711328186
It's like when you turn on one of those vibrating kids toys and leave it on the ground
>>711326597
I guess if you like scabs
>>711328329
kek
>>711328329
kill me please
>>711318289
that browser lost
>>711318042
Haha this one gets me every time
>>711326039
No there isn't. Because ripping it apart and severing threads are not the same thing as making holes.
You don't say "rip a hole in the cord" after a baby is born.
>>711318188
All the people at the Taco Bells where I live are white, faggot.
>>711322519
that's fucking awesome
brats probably deserved it
>>711324006
Fuck man lost
>>711322919
That was fucking gold A+
>>711328527
Haha this again
>>711321485
>cuyahoga falls
Makes sense tbh. That place is a shithole. Really pretty parks nearby though
>>711318042
I'm not your 'nigga'.
As a Hispanic Latino Pansexual Single woman, I demand to be called by my real title..!
>>711325997
Crack and cocaine are the same drug
>>711328186
>not "partial_arts.webm"
>>711321282
>click verify once there are none left
>Haha this one gets me every time
I'm a one trick pony.
>>711319111
Rekt
>>711327618
Fuck sake wee man, everyone understood. You aren't clever.
>>711328844
You know it friend
>>711328457
Aren't colons already attached to vagina's?
>>711328922
Yeah, in the same way that whiskey and vodka are the same drink.
>>711328527
This wasn't Auschwitz, it's a picture of Bloody Sunday from N. Ireland.
>>711318042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWgpOUgskTY
>>711329150
Looks like we've all understood wrong. I have since looked it up and it's not even close.
>>711329185
Well how the fuck was I supposed to know that?
>>711326741
ever?
>>711329206
Damn, you proved me wrong
>>711320719
Lost
>>711318230
I thought I was strong but I lost to this
>>711329153
Who's your enemy?
While times have been tough
And they have been tough.
>>711320818
tbf vegans arent weak, women are
>>711329364
You have been washed down.
Rinsed out
>>711320818
tofu.jpg ftfy
>>711326741
GO FUCK URSELF
>>711329409
But ask yourself. And be honest with yourself. How much time do you waste? How much time do you waste everyday
>>711328329
Disgusting
>>711320818
Lol
>>711329067
This.
get the fuck out plebbit
>>711326741
Does that mean if I reply I get one?
>>711329644
wow, it really works!
My duck breast package said to cook it until the juices run clear and their is no pink, but it is pink. I have cooked it for 35 minutes. How pink should it be?
>>711329960
Fuck, wrong thread. Sorry.
>>711329806
Be sure to upload your resulting crystals! Mine's called Crystal Deth
>>711329201
>unironically comparing Trump to Hitler
>saying they're both great
weow dude nice meme!
>>711318042
What you posted isn't even funny. This is facebook tier shit.
>>711329960
I don't think a cooked duck is going to 'run clear' of anything smh
>>711320688
>!!!!!!!!
>>711329960
What temperature are you cooking it at? You might have to raise the heat. Also dependant on how close together your pieces are, and how many you are cooking. More space = faster cooking
>>711329960
Run clear of what? institutionalized racism?
OJ DINDU NUFFIN!
>>711318230
Beaker got me
>>711328159
fucking lost
>>711329644
Fuck you ! Death Angel
>>711328329
Sauce?
>>711328159
Lost hard
>>711318230
Lost at Beavis
>>711330084
Just two breasts, the fat is scored and I put them on a very high heat to crispy them and turned them after mybye 5-10 mins. It looks good but the meat is pink still, I think it should be white?
>>711329644
That's fucked up, man. That's fuckin' severe trolling. Fuckin' evil.
>>711329644
Ill have to try this when my sister gets home from school. We've made rock candy before so hopefully she doesnt try and eat these
>>711322740
keks
>>711329067
I dont get it...
>>711330116
You have to be 18+ to view this board
>>711321485
>Dang son,selling cars ?
>Kek
>>711326741
CUNNNT CUNNNT
SHOW ME THE TITTIES
CUNNNT
>>711330238
what do you have against crystals you faggot?
>>711330238
Don't ruin the fun!
they are just really cute cristals!
Don't try to scare people!
>>711330277
The little girl was violently murdered
>>711330300
Yeah I know. That's why I didn't preface my post with a trigger warning, kiddo. ;^)
>>711320818
lost.wav
i had a good giggle at this earlier
>>711330355
Checkd dubs
>>711330346
You just insinuate that saying naughty things makes you mature. I would also add that implying someone is a kid is also a sign of immaturity but I realise I did the same thing in my last reply.
>>711330332
More middle schoolers die of suicide than car crashes
>>711330355
Do giraffes dream?
>>711330447
Yeah, I was going to say tumblrina but kiddo felt more applicable.
>>711330492
of lamas
>>711329644
I'm helping out at a kids science club next week. This looks like a fun experiment to try. Could someone link me the full explanation? I know the pennies are used as a nucleation point
>>711330239
Dont it creates a harmful gas
>>711330488
Checkd dubs
>>711326695
>filename
>>711330533
Checkd dubs
>>711330512
You would be sorely mistaken with both, I'm sure you are used to it though. Out of interest, since we are m8s now. What do you do for a living?
>>711322841
Dead meme
>>711318230
The living ham and cave girl hahhahahahhaahha
>>711330566
Checking my own dubs
>>711330533
Has a giraffe ever seen a lama? Obviously in captivity it is possible but in the wild?
Look what your crystals r gonna do to you
>>711330535
You are going to die and also kill those kids
>>711326314
>Every
>Fucking
>Time
>>711330689
no, but dreams don't have to be real
>>711330608
I won't be enumerated by the FBI that easily, agent mulder.
>>711330727
Bullshit, I made this last week and gave the crystals as a present, was much appreciated
>>711320818
lost so hard
>>711330727
>>711330769
Both of you are stupid
Don't you see? The cristals are so amazing that people create lies to keep it a secret!
the cristals are safe!
Don't velive in the lies!
>>711318188
all the casher tacobellers here are BLACK DARK BLACK
>>711330896
>he visited a gayporn site on his phone so he could download that thumbnail and repost it on /b/ but now that image and his deed will be forever burned into his phones memory and the logs of his provider and the NSA datacenters
What have you done.
>>711330820
Scully pls, Krycek didn't mean to kill your sister. Now back on the rape plane.
>>711331028
Maybe he is gay anon?
>>711328977
>over used filename.kek
>>711328977
underrated
>>711330727
You're going to cause panic attacks...
>>711331041
You won't catch me. I'm already in international waters.
>>711331124
Then why did he save the thumb instead of the actual picture?
>>711331028
Nothing wrong with gay porn mate
>>711329644
where do I get copper coins
>>711320719
She's not wrong, manlets
>>711326003
>says the thread sucks
>contributes that
you succ
>>711331215
I know you just want the (you)
So here you go
>>711329067
i don't get what u'r trying to say there ur fking pedo
>>711331305
The girl was murdered
>>711326314
god damn
>>711331197
I'll never admit to liking gay sex, cancer man! I won't have that plastered all over my permanent NSA file.
>>711331189
Your replies are both for me so I can say this, why does anyone do anything? Why does mouldy cry about his sister so often? Why does scully have to be so hot? Why is thumbnail anon so rabidly gay he forgets to save the pic and just saves a thumbnail?
>>711328093
Let's be real here. Just because you get turned on by very female looking men doesn't mean you're gay.
If so, even normal guys should turn you on.
Most people, or some who like traps like them because tits. The dick is like a bonus feature.
Dicks are pretty nice tbh. I like my own dick.
And a dick on a hot chick isn't too bad.
>>711331372
Oh shit what did I just do.
>>711325997
>expecting the same shit old joke
>suicide
>lost
>>711331215
For real, maybe as 6+ I am privileged but men have to live up to physical standards. This pic is just short angry men being annoyed that even fat birds hate them.
>>711331382
Because it makes us happy.
>>711331209
The bank. Just walk in and say hand over your copper coins. Try and look menacing, you'll get more then.
Worked for me.
>>711318188
lost
>>711331462
Here (you) go
>>711325808
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>711331526
Thus we conclude our lecture with a question. Is happiness a result of action or a state of being? Can action influence life so profoundly that it changes being or is action a result of being?
>>711318113
>ayy papiii
Lost hard
>>711331462
>like them because tits
No, its because dicks
>>711331372
I don't give fuck if the NSA knows I searched google for pics of gay porn once. The NSA can't do shit to me looking at porn. It's the illegal shit that I would rather keep from them. Porn preference is superfluous
>>711329185
No it ain't faggot.
>>711331705
Don't go deeper into the rabbit hole
this is a ylyl thread.
>>711331705
>conclude
We'll conclude when you tell me why it can't be both?
>>711331197
Except its gay as fuck
>>711321282
think this need a special thread with captcha fails
>>711331865
>conclude our lecture
>with a question
It is a dichotomy, action can't be being because being precludes action but action defines being. A chicken and egg thought.
>>711332079
the question needn't be discussed thus concluding with a question is fine.
not that anon
>>711331462
no, u gay
>>711328408
the one where he rapes the kid is funnier
>>711332079
Breh, I mean why can't happiness be both.
>>711328121
LOL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEv6SC48ck
>>711330220
I'd probably cook it a bit longer to be safe. Even light pink should be alright. As long as it isn't package pink
>>711320818
Lost
>>711322919
Dying holy fuck lmao
>>711324006
Lost for some reason...fuk
>>711332193
If higher thinking is unnecessary then why don't we just drink from streams and eat raw meat? No anon, our charge is to decipher our reality. We are forced by virtue of our own devising to explore and comprehend. It may not seem like it to some, people want to make memes? They are trying to understand. People wnt to make spaceships? They are trying to understand. Our fundamental being is the pursuit of understanding. Different paths lead to a similar goal. WE NEED TO THINK.
>>711318230
Confused Pete did it for me.
>>711326741
Oh shit don't want to risk it
>>711326003
>watermellon
triggered
>>711331935
Underrated
>>711322519
Woaaah? Kek
>>711332556
shit nigger all i said was that we can end a discussion with a question
>>711321485
what's wrong? seems like a chill dude
>>711318042
I was raised in a small town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. The only bridge nearby was the one going over the river all the local kids would jump into, so the first time I heard this saying I completely didn't get it.
>>711329168
only during sex
>>711326746
is this a YRYL thread?
>>711329067
it means reddit don't fit with u when u grown up
>>711331935
god damn it lost... but underrated
>>711318289
What's so funny about this? This downs nigga right here is more alpha than most of us here
>>711332801
I, admittedly, imposed the question hoping for some thought. A question can't end a discussion, only allow answers to ambuscade. That was my hope.
>>711318042
a> yas
>>711329644
Amazing, trying this with my son this weekend
>>711328292
keeek
>>711326741
kek
>>711333191
my apologies, i can't pretend to hold an intellectual conversation in my current state
>>711329067
LOST
No really, I'm lost. What's funny about this?
>>711326314
lost
>>711319111
Regardless of political beliefs, watching this smug bitch crash and burn is fucking hilarious.
>>711333045
What happened in 2013 ?
>>711333560
pfff, I've been drinking since 9am. It is 4pm now. Strap in to the cognitive train, it gets wild and being slightly disconnected from yourself only helps. Say what you think. You are anonymous anyway.
>>711326746
That's no moon it's a space station!
>>711325997
dammit how did i lose to the suicide panel? fuck :p
>>711318289
Has down syndrome
Is "down" with it.
How can you not get the joke?
>>711333045
noone gave a fuck
>>711322519
Dat man, give that man a cigar.
>>711333858
>:p
take your godamn motherfucking faggot bullshit emoij and go back to fucking facebook
>>711331759
If it was because of dicks I'd like all men wouldn't I?
>>711322519
There is that meme pic of ageing asian women but asian dads are underrated. Do asian guys go from total faggots to pure chiefs post 40?
>>711333751
fine then, assuming you are poster >>711331705,
and therein is your question, here is my answer.
happiness is the result of a chemical reaction that results in a state of being. there is no happiness before or after action as it is simply a rudimentary human emotion. happiness is irrelevant to anything but humans and other slightly more evolved species. one way to prove the validity of my argument is to simply think of a time where you've been happy and how long it took for that happiness to disintegrate and for you to return to a basic emotion; a homeostasis of feeling, if you will. that is because your body will always try and remain at a constant chemical state and the endorphins that produce the feeling of happiness are not usually so abundant.
happiness is the product of stimulus and nothing more.
>>711333327
you put far too much effort into that. so are you going to respond to the post? as the post is asking you not us op..
>>711330355
get well soon doggo
>>711325808
Maybe the joke is that he's too busy ogling the sexy teacher to learn to write properly?
>>711332079
But we know what came first with the chicken and the egg
>>711326003
U succ cocc
>>711326741
fuck man
>>711328247
Kek lost
Always lose at cats
>>711334192
Don't be myopic. Chemical stimuli is a result of... get this.. STIMULI. It doesn't happen by chance. It is a result of action and circumstance. Now the question was, does it happen because of stimuli or is the stimuli a result of what happens?
>>711322919
Don't get, please explain for the retard
>>711328186
Startled_Farts.jpg
>>711331772
They wouldn't use it to lock you up
>>711329381
kek
>>711334514
>>711330340
seriously?
>>711333172
Those muscle suits aint cheap
>>711334316
It is hypothetical.
>>711334584
So, every boy in the world?
>>711330173
"Gremlins"
>>711334472
that's a stupid question. that's like asking if wind is the result of a breeze or the breeze is a result of the wind.
the stimulant provides stimulation and the brain responds by releasing chemicals appropriate to the occasion.
anyway, this thread is about to die. see you in another life.
>>711331209
>where do I get copper coins
>Thoroughly drain a vagina
>Allow salty-milk to evaporate
>Discard nickels, dimes and quarters
>>711326741
pls no
>>711329644
Ehhhhhhhh chlorine gas?
>>711334584
>boys
teenagers are so painfully obvious
>>711328703
You could argue the same dumb logic for ripping a hole in clothing since it's technically just a bunch of thin threads woven together. You would say "there is a hole in the net", not "the cords of the net have been severed"
Shakespearean mongrel.
>>711328885
OK, thunderkunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWtMCKUx84
Beautiful SJW tears
>>711329185
No, that's the other Bloody Sunday. Russia, 1905.
>>711334718
Yea would rather not go into too much detail
Don't worry. She did too.
>>711334714
why are you so mad at a :3 ???
they're so cute :3
>>711323230
Underrated comment
>>711333172
wtf how the fuck did i lost to this whahaha that baby face ahhahahaioslmndklsjklasmdl,ds,msm,fdz;.;.,fdafgsdg;,sfmdg
>>711328329
This is why i could never use a gloryhole. I dont want some fat ugly bitch stealing my cum and doing weird shit like that with it
>>711333858
Perhaps because the suicide panel is the joke of the picture, you fucking retard.
>>711321485
Didn't laugh but cringed.
>>711329182
nichlas?
>>711334901
You are myopic, like I supposed. I am a man of science. I have been an employed programmer for nearly 15 years. I understand cause and effect. You just can't predict everything within so confined a view. Bugs happen, people change, life goes mental. It isn't a + b = c. In your view we would all function perfectly. What about cancer? It does what it does and can be identified but it is spontaneous. You just can't live with such a rigid belief system. Think m8.
>>711330423
I don't know chinese but that made me LAUGH
>>711335272
why are you mad at a :3 ?
>>711326741
How old are you or this is from someone else?
My only purpose on this planet is to d
>>711326741
gotta be safe
>>711334086
stop bullying people for using cute emojies
I used to use :3 and stuff myself and it's not gay.
>>711335458
Does not reading a comment on 4chan make you proud? You are so proud you made a comment with a pic about it?
>>711328457
I laughed way too hard at that
>>711335597
I do agree that it isn't something o care about, but it is gay.
>>711335618
Welcome newfriend
>>711329644
Heisenberg?
>>711329644
i cant believe youve done this
US Electoral system is so fucked up that they could both be possible.
>>711335359
it's not gay to use :3
I really like them and I'm not gay. so that's prove
>>711330173
http ://nakedpizzadelivery.com/there-is-something-about-she-swallows-cum.html
>>711335796
>lol
>>711335004
fucking cancer, kill yourself
