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>>711075411
I'm about 5" flaccid, but I don't like talking about it because I'm shy.
>>711075697
Yeah so it ain't gonna be easy.
Weeeeell...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqz2YLsbgPw
>>711075843
Fucking sideways pics.
>>711075843
Big... snu snu, please
>>711075843
Eh, I've seen weirder stuff. FFS, I'm wincest archivist. The best of the best. lol
>>711075888
Flip it sideways in windows image viewer and copy it.
>>711076015
I knew you would say something. Maybe one day.
>>711076060
I mean, horzontal.
>>711075888
Open in paint, make sure of orientation, save as whatever, fixed
MAGA! MAGA!
>>711076060
What pisses me off is that the thumbnail is vertical, but it uploads sideways.
>>711076182
Way ahead of ya.
![[000191].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3OhepZE.jpg "[000191].jpg")
>>711076225
Hey, Horse Butt.
>>711076225
I know someone who will want that, not Dash though.
>>711076182
fat legged snek
>>711076336
Yo.
>>711076274
Anyway, back to the topic at hand, where would one find panties that fit me.
>>711076484
...Ask CW?
>>711076274
I wanna see you naked
>>711076484
I also need this information.
>>711076453
He's very small in this picture, he's gotten bigger since then.
>>711076344
>
god bless the usa
>>711076574
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, but I haven't seen him in a while.
>>711076587
You've already seen my dick through clothes. I wanna see your abs first before nudes.
I like FAT PUSSY
>>711077068
I like CREAMPIES
>>711077324
I want too eat a Creampie. Oatmeal and creme, yum.
>>711077484
>I want too eat a Creampie.
That would be called felching. Remarkably, I knew that when I was 12. I don't know how.
>>711077645
Interasding...
I like COCK too
I wanna suck on that big, thick shaft...
>>711077810
I want to eat Chicken Burger, with crinkle fries and a Chocolate malt shake.
>>711077904
Yes, let the man eat dicks for breakfast.
MAGA AHAHAHAHAHA
>>711077883
me2
>>711077904
You can't stop me from liking what I like.
>>711078039
That sounds pretty good.
STUPID
LIBERAL
CUCKS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
![[000505].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1xSD0kP.jpg "[000505].jpg")
>>711077810
Cock is nice. And ass.
>>711077883
Way, you're gayer than me.
>>711078310
Hey Gerald.
>>711078281
Is this real
>>711078353
Greetings Mer Dash.
>>711078456
...life. Or this is just fantasy.
>>711078629
Hi Gerald.
>>711078456
Obviously. Not me though.
>>711078629
How are you doing?
>>711078731
Greetings Mer Johnson.
>>711078828
Ok good
>>711078980
Hm? Why is that?
>>711078941
How's life and all that wonderful nonsense?
>>711078980
...
>>711078828
Um. I'm almost OK.
Been a bit depressed most of the day at the impending doom on the eve of the destruction of my constitution.
But it's looking like that might not happen now.
>>711079087
Life is always good.
>>711079037
Because I would have todrive down there and give you the
>
>>711079087
Don't judge me
>>711079147
She's gonna win?
>>711079147
Yeah, I hope not.
>>711079249
Nah, my ass isn't that nice. I would never take pics of it. That's about how my mutilated Jew dick looks though.
>>711079207
True, had TKD while I was v& for the time, still do.
>>711079249
Hey I ain't judging. Give him the "succ" if you want, not stopping you.
>>711078651
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
>>711079326
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA
>>711079326
>She
Gods I hope not.
She's the one who would continue the destruction of my country.
>>711079431
Good lookin jew dick, ass isn't everything.
>>711079520
You are alright Mer Terrant. You are allright.
>>711079771
I did that 22 hours ago.
>>711079974
Neat.
![[001986].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zBHzvAK.jpg "[001986].jpg")
>>711079733
>dat pic
I'm bored, so have this.
It's meh.
>>711080119
>That's my fetish
I really hope this isn't happening...
![[001900].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0199auU.jpg "[001900].jpg")
>>711080334
I know.
>>711080476
That's your doggo?
>>711080476
>Please stop, my penis can only get so erect.gif
![[001985].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qw8p2Vg.jpg "[001985].jpg")
>>711080581
Nope. Got it from 8ch
>>711080601
Only one more because I'm playing a dangerous game here.
I mean it. I don't want this.
>>711080878
Ah, I gotcha.
>>711080887
Want what? Trump as Prez?
>>711081031
I'd rather die!
>>711080878
Disappointing to know it's not yours. Tell me a story.
>>711081135
stream it
>>711081135
I getcha, then again Congress might cockblock him doing any of the shit he wants.
>>711081164
There was once a doggo, he fucked a frisbee. The End.
>>711081292
Explain how that works.
I'm fucking bored.
>>711081164
Not much of a story teller. I have cum on my doggo's paws though. She proceeded to lick it voraciously as always.
>>711081292
Congress can't cockblock a nuclear attack.
>>711076009
Thanks doc
>>711081533
Stop feeding my kink, you enabler
>>711081427
He rammed his doggo weiner through a makeshift doggo vag I designed...not really, I just duct taped a fleshlight to it.
>>711081622
I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
>>711081292
I dont really care what he is allowed to do, at least I know he isn't going to throw away the constitution and take away my rights as an american.
>>711081781
He tries grabbing me by the bag and I'll deck him!
>>711081781
I don't think can do that, or at least anyone. It's like a national sin.
>>711081902
Killary would try.
>>711081902
You disgust me, Gerald.
I dont really want trump as my president, but at least he wont destroy my country and my freedoms.
>>711081656
You're a terrible person for doing so, but a great furry BF.
>>711081975
Doubt it, the bitch would be impeached before she can say,"My plan is almost complete.".
>>711082093
I'm Twitch, not Gerald.
>>711082160
This
>>711082093
That wasn't Mer Tarrant you quoted.
>>711082214
You disgust me just as much.
>>711082204
Hehe, good to know.
>>711082291
Why though? I despise Trump as much as Shillary.
oh hey wuts goin on in here?
Not going to sleep tonight out of fear of being nuked
Gods I hate that fucking cunt.
And that's not something I often do.
its official
>>711082635
Political shit talking, gayness overload and some other shit.
>>711082635
Oh, not much.
>>711082670
I don't know how anyone could like her.
>>711082783
>tfw I'm part of the gayness overload
ayy lmao
>>711082832
Good, goood
If this happens, then I actually WANT a nuclear war!
>>711083016
it already happened.
>>711083011
Speaking of gayness, I asked him what he thought of me. He said I'm pretty cool, but not his type in terms of personality for a relationship. He seems to like twinks since he is kind of one himself. Oh, and he said that other guy isn't his bf (yet), so I still think there may be a chance between us. I am kinda girly, I just don't show it. Should I show my girly, sweet side to him more?
>>711083080
Yeah, I know they were used in ww2... I meant a full-blown nuclear war with multiple gigatons of bombs flying everywhere
>>711083316
I mean he already won.
>>711083316
You know that won't happen, right, Draka? And you'll never get nudes from me either since you're a Shillary supporter, not like it matters anymore.
>>711083270
Don't force it, just don't stop yourself from being that way when you want to.
Didn't you mention you tried something with your dog before?
>Nobody posting pics guess I'm running this thread.
>>711083419
Why are we letting this election tear us apart, you guys?
>>711083270
I don't know...Perhaps?
>>711083525
Nope
>>711083718
>Dean Ambrose
Get out
>>711083620
Because you're too hooked on the political BS, that's why.
>>711083802
Yetay>Boogeyman
>>711083525
I'll definitely do that then. He obviously knows about the socks and the dragon dildo, so I'm sure he'd have no problem with me acting a little more flamboyant. Honestly, I'm a lot more girly than I act. I just don't like acting that way because of insecurity.
Not to him, no. Not yet anyway.
>>711083620
I never cared in the first place really.
>>711083718
I'll take that as a yes.
>>711083815
I truly hate Trump. And I mean it.
>>711083970
Why? He's the lesser of two evils. In fact, he's the closest we've had to the original Patriots of this country since 1776.
>>711083970
He's won.
When are you killing yourself?
>>711083970
Ok, good.
>>711083890
TBH, I would love to visit other planets with intelligent life.
>>711084089
This, too busy to explain my reason of acceptance.
>>711083970
lol cut yourself, then.
>>711084194
intelligent furry life!
>>711083890
Welcome back, Artyom.
>>711084316
hello
and thanks!
>>711084301
That could be possible, yes.
voting season was more fun in Florida
Texas is always predictable
>>711083882
WRONG
Ain't over, boys. Recent tweet:It's likely that once all of the ballots are counted in California, Hillary Clinton will be the popular vote winner. It will mark the sixth time in seven elections that Democrats won the popular vote, but only the fourth time they won the presidency in that span.
>>711084415
possible, and awesome
>>711084575
nobody cares about the popular vote
>>711084575
She's already won cali tho
>>711084492
Texas got Trump? Not surprised.
>>711084521
Ok.
Ministry Undetaker > Boogeyman
But dash, you said they were sweeter
>>711084808
maybe on Boogey's bad days.
>>711084575
Popular vote doesn't count for shit.
>>711084829
What.
>>711084739
that's not the point.
Trump won due to electoral votes.
There's a potential that Hillary will win the popular vote (she'll still love because of the electoral college).
>>711085121
ya, i misread the post.
Still, no one cares about the popular vote.
Man, I'm going to miss furry threads. Trump has at multiple told us he doesn't support net neutrality, net privacy, and he's planning on cracking down on the 1st amendment...
Like it or not, deviant fetish shit like this is not at all welcome among the anti-PC crowd. And we're definitely not fitting within those very picky christian values. Combined with the planned changes to the FCC... fuck...
Get ready for a fun two months.
>>711085145
See >>711083904
Thought you meant to him. Yes, I have tasted doggo pussy before. Tastes delicious.
>>711085296
I'm sure you'll have bigger things to worry about than furposting when the sky has fallen in...
>>711085228
why would they? Popular vote doesn't mean shit.
>>711085296
SOPA already went through.
The web is fucked.
Fuck I hate conservative Christians so much.
Leave me and the shit I do to myself, assholes.
>>711085500
exactly
I have no idea what's goin on anymore.
>>711085736
I never do, nor do I care.
congrats to trump
annnd good night!
The need to know more is killing me on the inside. :(
It's like a double edge sword.
>>711085896
Night
>they are (((recounting))) the results
say goodbye trump lads our fun is over
>>711085896
Night, broseph.
>>711086229
Checked it already. Knew there would be a massive shitstorm.
>>711086328
that pinned thread made me lose my sides
Can we just stop being america or something. I just want to eat, sleep, play vidya, fuck animals.
>Trump now at 276 according to Bing.
>>711086400
I'm watching the video right now. It's pretty kekworthy.
>>711086428
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential
![Capture+_2016-11-09-00-05-23[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Br3gXYI.png "Capture+_2016-11-09-00-05-23[1].png")
>>711085499
I work in IT. The majority of my hobbies involve the internet. I'd rather not see it destroyed.
I for one welcome our new god emperor
>>711086613
Congrats, herm faggot. You got your undying wish.
>>711086428
it's cool you can sleep
no need to get worked up again for four years
>>711086575
>slightly
>>711086653
Congress wont pass anything devastating.
>>711086731
I like being overdramatic.
News says Killary has conceded.
Gods,
What have we done....
>>711086955
>I
then who took the screenshot if you said slightly
>>711086992
Good
>>711087101
Opened Pandora's Box...
>>711087128
Me, who else.
>>711087101
I was wondering that when I first heard he was running for President. Also, this pic in my queue could not have been in a better spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deh3phE97ok
>>711087222
arnt you the purple boxes
>>711087352
I've had that on for about 4 hours.
>>711087379
Yes, Erin wanted me to get poiple as the box, I wanted blue.
>>711087101
A WONDERFUL THING. MAGIC.
>Someone get me a dog so I can "Abuse" it.
>>711087502
but slightly was said by someone else, hence the different color box
>>711087555
Our next door neighbors have a doggo that they keep locked in a cage. I'd take him if I could.
>>711087555
Trips say yes. What kind of doggo?
>>711087575
What?
