you say shotato i say >tfw no kiji butt
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you say shotato i say >tfw no kiji butt
why is 4chan being so fucking slow? takes an entire fucking minute to post something.
le
Brace yourselves.
Fags are cumming.
>>711067565
its because everyone is shitting themselves over the election.
>>711067565
probably high election activity
>>711067610
Oh god...AB shota. Fucking diamonds right now, MOAR!
>>711067737
oh yeah true. completely forgot about america.
>>711067776
I really, really, like this artist.
>>711067856
Well, now I'm really not visiting.
>>711067409
You
Bastard.
someone post that one wangdangle image :^)
found out today the cute boy I was talking to is going to visit his bf in france this summer
>>711068062
why am i a bastard this time?
>>711068049
what
>>711067409
https://youtu.be/qhx14ijzupM
>>711068064
which one?
>>711068165
..you kileld kenny
>>711068165
>implying i was actually going to buy a plane ticket to Whereeverthefuckyoulive
>>711068230
the one.
>>711068243
what
>>711068351
dumb joke anyways
>>711068480
you people confuse me.
>>711068351
I guess I'll probably get to it eventually
>>711068165
Can't tell if you're being cute, dense or both.
Still, chill on that word
>>711068613
cute
>>711068593
Tis' South Park, you uncultured swine.
>>711068593
ITS A SOUTH PARK REFERENCE YA DOLT
>>711068757
what word
>>711068757
>blood
0/10
>>711068992
that's why the image is so great :^)
>>711069074
No.
Just...
No.
>>711068938
Fine, name
And you're welcome.
>>711069195
reminds me of when i was younger ;)
>>711069074
go away
>>711069312
why can't i say that any more
>>711069333
Pls. I have mixed emotions aboot dis.
Check'd.
>>711069555
mixed emotions about what, exactly? also checked.
>>711069455
>wangdangle
I come to these threads to fap, not to barf. Post some art done by actual good artists.
>>711069660
Holy shit, that was actually pretty awesome.
Aboot children and bleeding asses and shit.
>>711069812
if your ass hasn't bled at least once in your life you haven't been experimenting enough. also i guess the trips train stops now.
>>711069387
Cause I can hardly be around currently and the inability to post the thing, and not being here to play along make me feel guilty.
But do as you please.
>>711069778
>contributes nothing
>complains
please take your autism elsewhere:)
>>711069110
got anymore like this?
>>711069943
now i've been doubting myself up until now, but i think with all the evidence provided so far you're seifag. maybe?
>>711069778
He's not that bad, i'm just not a fan of that slutty expression he always gives them.
>>711069933
Here cums the dubble dubs train, tho.
Also, I haven't experimented that much.
Oh and your nickname to me is now Bastard from now on. Feel free to give me one to recognize each other later or not, I don't care.
Anyways, nighty nighty, Anonfags. Trump's aboot to be Prez.
>>711070302
i already have enough nicknames. please consult the agreed-upon list and choose one that you like. but gn anon.
Hello Shota friends.
>>711070455
I see no list, only that you're a dubs machine.
>>711067565
because /pol/ is channeling all of our energy to Trump
>>711070538
hello commission-fag. how are you?
>>711070642
haven't you received your shota thread manual in the mail? it includes all the necessary information in it.
>>711067811
I can deliver on some diaper shota if there are no objections.
>>711070905
OBJECTION!
>>711070905
100% yes!
>>711070905
Well, that caused a twitch. Go for it.
>>711070879
I'm doing alright. Getting ready to blame all of America's problems on Trump instead of Obama now.
>>711070953
pls continue boss
>>711070879
I'm just...gonna go to sleep.
Your name is Bastard, so build a bridge and get over it/jump off of it.
>>711071025
>>711071070
2 to 1. Good enough for me.
>>711071133
thanks bernie
>>711071155
go to bed faggot. gn.
>>711071268
Fucking diamonds...MOAR PLEASE!
Have my diamonds as payment :D
>>711071155
>>711071284
I'm only a half-fag...wait
Half-Fag
That's my name now
I am...
Extremely tired cause it's half past midnight here
Check'd myself
Nighty for realzies
>>711071445
I do not require your diamonds.
>>711071445
delet
>>711071547
good times:)
>tfw no [REDACTED] butt
JUST
>>711071445
lose weight
>>711071928
Any teen shota in diapers?
>When they're embarrassed.
It's the best.
>>711072061
embarrassed boys are cute. diapers are not.
>>711072334
Diapers are disgusting
>>711072728
completely agree. possibly the WORST fetish.
;-;
>>711072913
I'm sorry but it's true
>>711072839
>>711072913
hey demos, have the riots started in florida yet? are you throwing the cubans back over the wall?
To each there own. My diaper shota supply is pretty much depleted.
>>711067409
shotato
>>711073057
I'm in Fl as well and oh boy, I can't wait to see everyone tomorrow
>>711072839
>>711072728
Better than straight shit
>>711073057
i don't want to go to my classes tomorrow. I just KNOW my professors are gonna rant about trump
>>711073301
Fuck off, tits are way better than diaper shit
>>711073235
shotato.
>>711073289
you should hook up with demos then :^)
>>711073375
go to your classes in a MAGA hat. maybe you can find a cute mexican bf before he gets deported?
>>711073483
Nah, females are gross
>>711073509
No.
>>711073640
I love gohan
>>711073668
true, you wanna go for a cute south american boyfriend, not mexican. like a peruvian or something.
anyway how are you actually?
>>711073882
Gohan is best shota.
>>711073955
the only traits i'm looking for are
1) has a penis
2) funny
3) good music taste
and i'm good, had an extraordinary fap today . it was a beautiful day outside too, so i enjoyed the weather for most of the day.
>>711074378
what do you count as good music taste exactly? (ofc has to like kanye)
also, an extraordinary fap? please do tell.
>>711073509
N-no that's not how it works
>>711074513
i do like me some kanye
idunno, can take rap like kanye, experimental shit like death grips and arca, and pop like bjork and lady gaga
and is able to listen to albums in the forefront
it lasted for 2.5 hours, mainly read erotica and i found a few really hot doujins and camwhore twitters that helped as well.
>>711074883
that is absolutely how this works.
>>711075012
so basically, someone that actually likes music and doesn't only listen to specific genres?
also a 2 and a half hour fap? i'm impressed. did you play with your butt? :^)
>>711075305
No it says right here how it works: >>711067409
>>711075446
i'm saying shotato. nothing you do will change that.
>>711075305
Yah.
i like edging
no.
>>711075568
yeah people that only listen to like a single genre and say other genres suck are idiots.
also not playing with your butt is gay. are you a fag or something, demos?
>>711075532
that's a nice butt
>>711076018
shotato.
>>711075664
i'm the prince of fags
i just wasn't in the mood for butt stuff
>>711076107
n-nu staph
>>711076163
the prince of fags or the Prince of fags? those are two very different things.
>not being in the mood for butt stuff
confirmed gay. i'm sorry to tell you, demos.
>>711076260
shotato.
>>711076777
cute fang. also checked.
>>711076836
C U T E
U
T
E
>>711076777
What a cute little penis.
>>711076322
NOOO
sorry to bring politics here, not american either
since people seem to both hate hillary or trump AND after a few political compass threads, /b/ in general seems left libertarian
why is no one voting Stein?
>>711078229
yes. shotato.
>>711078716
because first past the post is a retarded system that doesn't allow for anybody but republicans and democrats to win, and even if they used preferential voting like we do in australia, americans are brainwashed into thinking that they'll "waste their vote" by voting for anyone other than republicans or democrats. it's rotten from the ground up.
basically americans are dumb
>>711078716
You mean the nutty Eco warrior? Unfortunately America is pretty dead set in a two party system right now and any third party candidate is amazingly crazy and/or unintelligent. Bernie Sanders was our best shot but the Dems decided on Hillary and he wouldn't run as a third party. I guess we're just fucked.
>>711079493
america needs to become a dictatorship tbh
>>711079208
>>711079493
I see, thx for the answers
>>711080110
political shota is the best shota.
>>711079208
>>711080312
reconsider what
>>711080420
what you're doing to me
>>711080741
oh, yeah, shotato.
>>711080787
*dies*
>>711081249
dead boys are cute :^)
>>711081311
im not a boy
>>711081800
well i only know of like, one female shota poster. so are you the one with nice hair?
>>711079893
Probably. Something apparently needs to change. I'm just in a mode now where I'm taking the George Carlin approach: enjoy the front row tickets to the freak show and watch it all burn.
>>711080110
np. Honestly, I'm pretty sure half or more of Americans are just as confused as you are, but at the end of the day, Hillary is as status quo as they come and Trump seemed to be a shake up to the system. I guess that (pardon the pun) trumped his complete buffoonery.
>>711081940
sure is great not living in america lmao
>>711082100
those are some awfully red faces
>>711081852
nnnno
agender
>>711082315
actually i think the person i'm thinking of was intersex. you intersex or just like, weird?
alright boys i'm gonna go to the gym. probably be shitposting in shota threads later tonight.
