all the gold on earth, it won't buy time
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all the gold on earth, it won't buy time
>>711040234
drinking is literally my second favorite hobby after playing melee
>>711040291
this but with a male renamon tho
>>711040368
would be cool
sup sf
going to go eat dinner bad timing bye
>>711040975
cya dude
>>711040975
rip
Julian, have you MAGA'd yet?
FUCK HE'S GONE
>>711041131
he voted this morning
>>711041131
he does that daily
>>711040169
why the fuck it have 4 balls?
>>711041672
>being this new
>>711041627
I do not actually care, it was just a conversation starter.
>>711041858
but why does he have 4 balls
>>711041131
Have YOU?
>>711043209
yes
Hello gents
def brought a can of diet coke up to my room but forgot to get a cup so I can't mix my rum without going back downstairs
>>711041131
yeah bruh I voted first thing in the morning at 7 am
god bless america
>>711043853
I did not ask you, idiot.
#Clinton2016
>>711044245
naw
Negative.
>>711044313
She's starting to win Florida, if she wins it, it's over.
I voted for Stein anyway
Negative Ghost Rider
>>711044401
>Stein
why
Hillary 2016
>>711044539
Because I agree with her the most.
http://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president
>"I wasted my vote"
What did he mean by this?
>>711044642
I'm not really sober so I'm going with one word arguments tonight, just for clarification
cuck
>>711044788
>cuck
Be politically correct, it's a threesome with an inactive participant :D
>>711044788
I second this
>>711044875
I think the community prefers "passive sexual observers" now
>>711044788
Well it was either that or Clinton, but she's a Hawk so, fuck her.
>cuck
Doesn't that require one to be in a relationship?
>>711044132
yes you did.
>>711044114
Hopefully America follows suit.
How has your day been?
>>711044401
It's been hovering between red and blue for a bit now.
>>711045027
Vote A. Leppo
>>711044977
Shit I need to feel bad about myself for weeks now
>Florida is back in red
>>711045031
Nou.
>>711045089
What's that? :3
i feel like
i've been holding a poo in for a year
like
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DDdddddDDddDOOOOOAAAAAGGHHHHNNN
W WHU WHUIIIIITH eeeeEEEEEEEEEEEETTt
>>711045027
>doesn't that require one to be in a relationship
no
>>711045031
pretty ok, except there was some really terrible drama with my homies today that made everything unpleasant a little bit
>>711045099
flagellate yourself for a few hours so you'll get over that sooner
>>711045230
Spank me instead plz. Is that fair?
>>711045230
Pretty sure it does.
>>711045089
HAHAHAHA, no.
>>711045352
here you get two words for this one
not anymore
>>711045351
no since you'd enjoy that again you queer
I wonder what all the Bernie cucks are doing right now.
>>711045604
they voted for clinton because politics is a team sport
>what if your penis was placed in between your clavicles
>>711045567
You're a towell
>>711045640
what IF
>>711045662
pardon
L A N D S L I D E
>>711045567
k
>>711045604
Well I voted for Stein so.
>>711045802
that's probably a stretch
>>711045631
I've never been good at sports.
>>711045861
I voted for Pepe.
>>711045871
Looking fairly good atm
>>711045861
here have five words
it's about betraying your civilization
i did have a dream that i had two penises that belonged to other people that i had stolen
>>711045926
the only states that are really in are blood red
>>711045963
wow give them back you DICK
>>711045912
you chose not to play
>>711045933
So than isn't literally everyone who voted a cuck, because every candidate is a disaster
>>711045963
I'll steal your penis.
>>711045963
why are they smoking a cigar while there's still one in the ash tray?
>>711046030
I only ever played defense in most sports because I'm a pussy who can't do offense; it's too much pressure.
Probably why I play supports and tanks in games like OW and League.
>>711046113
I must be sobering up
no, because only 3/4 candidates want to give away the country to hordes of dark foreigners
immigration policy is virtually the only thing that matters at this point
>>711046258
I played the most offensive classes imaginable in tf2, but that's not reflective of how I play melee; ironically, I play a really defensive game in melee since fox gets to do that
and I hate to admit it but melee is secretly a really defensive game
>>711046289
>Immigration policy is virtually the only thing that matters at this point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also Trump has no solution for Visa overstays, which is a huge chunk of illegal immigrants.
>>711046547
illegal immigration isn't the problem, legal immigration is, illegal immigration is just a more recognizable issue
demographics are destiny but it's racist to understand that
>>711046457
Actually I play Scout too much in TF2 so my point becomes partially invalid.
In an odd twist of fate, I'm doomed to always be too aggressive in Smash 4. I need to draw the defensive line somewhere.
>>711046645
>legal immigration is
And he has no plans for that either.
>>711046658
oh true
also you KNOW you're not allowed to mention smash 4 around me it's my trigger
>>711046713
yyyyes?
>>711046773
>"Now I say to myself, why aren't we letting people in from Europe?" Trump continued.
this was the single most important thing said this entire election cycle
>>711046793
Well, it's a general rule for me anyways. I haven't played a single competitive match in League or Overwatch in my lifetime because I'm too scared of doing badly to even try.
You were saying my triggers earlier too.
Smash only gets better as the series goes on. The newest one is the best one.
>>711046938
yeah but I didn't know about your trigger, I've been bitching about smash 4 since it came out
wait he said that three years ago actually rofl
still that was enough
>>711047001
I still wonder if this is your real attitude or whether you aim to trigger Subby every time.
>>711047062
I like Smash 4. It has a much more diverse cast of viable characters, and the ledge game has only grown increasingly volatile with time, especially as Cloud has been introduced.
>>711046904
>"why aren't we letting people in from Europe"
Fuck, he's even dumber than I thought.
>>711047375
I found a cup lying around my room, washed that jawn and now I can drink which is great
your opinion of smash 4 is shit
>>711047570
american demographics pre and post 1965
>>711047375
I only play Smash when I'm with hunnibuns and his roommates. I don't give a fuck about the game, its always been just an okay series.
also I ignore everything snarf says
>>711040169
false. if some sort of anti-aging nanobot repair system is invented, or any other hypothetical thing, it will be because a lot of money was spent on it. checkmate.
>>711047635
I only have a limited supply of water here. I can't drink much.
I was just saying that to trigger you. Go listen to some 10 hour video of gamecube controller sounds to calm down.
>>711047679
To a casual, everyday player, it only makes sense that it gets better as the number following the title increases.
>>711047832
it's a shitty pop song fam
>yfw ke$ha lives forever
>>711047850
fuck water I'm gonna get waaasteeeeed
>I was just saying that to trigger you
AND IT WORKS
>>711047969
I'm not adequately prepared for exams due to many mistakes of the past week. The anxiety is beginning to weigh upon me.
Send help. Or alcohol.
>>711047635
Okay, and Trump's plan is?
>>711047969
ah I didn't realize. I played the hell out of one of her albums though, truth be told. she is a mess and a half.
>>711041672
how fucking new can you be?
>>711047850
Never even played 4.
>mfw tiny hands trump challenges the results
>>711048102
my dude I'm not even prepared for the next 4 hours, why do you think I'm drinking?
>send help or alcohol
you KNOW I would if I could
>>711048148
there isn't one, voting for him is basically a prayer on the basis of his expressed desire for more european immigration and les s third world immigration
I think western civilization is 100% fucked if us immigration policy continues as is so he's kind of a shot in the dark
>>711048261
she's only got the two albums but I've got garbage taste and I love them
and yeah she's a disaster the unhappiest artists are the best
>>711042144
cuz it flz gud
>>711048421
Drinking can't make me forget the things I've done or failed to do or need to do.
Also would be irresponsible on a night before I have classes, let alone an exam.
>>711048421
>>>711048261 (You)
>she's only got the two albums but I've got garbage taste and I love them
>and yeah she's a disaster the unhappiest artists are the best
i think emotional extremes of any kind can lead to inspiration, but the tragedy of us is that the north of our life compass is sorrow.
>>711048421
So, literally nothing.
Trump's policy would hurt the economic viability of South American countries, which would INCREASE immigration. The reason there's less immigration from European countries is Europe isn't shitting the bed.
>furfags are Clinton supporters
Why am I not surprised?
>>711048902
Who here is supporting Clinton?
>>711048606
>Also would be irresponsible
I mean I'm not prescribing it for YOU PERSONALLY, but dude in all the time you've known me when has something being irresponsible ever stopped me from doing it
>>711048667
>the north of our life compass is narrow
this is 100% because I'm not sober but that was actually beautiful sounding to me
>>711048800
>trump's policy would hurt the economic viability of south american countries
no, he wants to repeal NAFTA, which did exactly that. NAFTA castrated mexican agriculture and is basically the reason california is browner than an unbleached boypussy
the reason europe isn't shitting the bed is because the people are of a higher genetic quality, that is the primary and essential reason.
>>711048902
fuck you fam I voted trump in the primaries, again today and I've owned a maga hat since they went on sale
>>711048902
>implying
>>711049041
>higher genetic quality
>>711049041
I'm just stating how the matter evaluates from my perspective. My thought process is different than yours, as I've come to realize.
I don't know what to prescribe for myself.
trump is leading florida by 24 votes at 60% reporting.
shittest thread ever
>>711049041
Also most hispanic immigrants aren't from Mexico, the only hispanic country in the NAFTA agreement
>2016
>Not voting to M.A.G.A
>>711049425
88%*
>>711049185
I guess I should specify—higher genetic quality for functioning in large, distributed societies. Far east Asians and western Europeans have historically been the most successful in those systems and we know now that biology circumscribes behavior very, very heavily.
But that's probably racist so you don't want to know it.
>>711049314
I've decided that almost every piece of advice I've ever given to you is irrelevant; it could be correct or it could be incorrect but we're fundamentally different enough that each individual thought is largely a shot in the dark
that said, the one thing I STILL think I'm right about is that you'll feel better if you get laid
>>711049425
>24
dude there's not enough liquor in the WORLD
>>711049487
not anymore, no; the original flood was mexican though
now the flood is result of several other things although you're quite myopic if you think nafta doesn't affect the rest of central america
>>711049542
Pennsylvania is red as a mother fucker.
dat 17.2 % 80.7 %
PA won't stay red since I'm from philly and philly cheeeeats
>>711048800
>Europe isn't shitting the bed.
How right you are, brother! Europe is more Halal than ever! Inshallah!
>>711049726
vise versa according to fox
>>711049982
yeah it just updated, must have been philly outweighing the other counties.
>>711049715
>higher genetic quality
It's not that it's racist, it's just unscientific. You're acting like it's genes are the end all be all of everything, which is absolutely bullshit.
>>711049911
>Blowing it out of proportion
k
>>711049715
It really bothers me inside that people will never really be able to understand each other. It just fundamentally bothers me.
And yeah, you're still free to think that. You're probably right. The fact that I'd be doing such an act would indicate a change in attitude and the attainment of various key things in my life that otherwise prevent it from occurring. It's the case that I'd be fixed before getting laid rather than that getting laid will fix me.
>red florida
step 1 done
>>711050073
it's not unscientific since science is unbelievably reliably on my side
iq for example is somewhere upwards of 75% hereditary
like yeah that's not EVERYTHING but that's a fucking lot isn't it
>>711050150
I trust in neuroscience
>You're probably right
you know posting that makes me just GLOW inside, right?
I just want you to be happy man
>>711050172
ameeeeriiiiiicaaaaaaa~!
>>711048902
I am!
red blue red blue red blue
spent my birthday crying over an ex.
good day.
>>711050297
now he needs pretty much just to get NC then flip something.
Is it happening? Should I get my hopes up?
>>711050297
Except that I kinda refuted it in the last few sentences.
It'd be an indication that everything is right, but cannot be a solution. So as advice, it's worth jack shit. Sorry.
>>711050073
How right you are brother, it's no problem at all! These refugees just want to keep their culture of peace and enrich Europe with their heritage! Don't be an evil racist and blow it out of proportion!
Inshallah
>>711050394
No one cares, stop being a pussy and get over yourself.
a blue mrs. sippy
>>711040169
why is there foreskin if there is no skin anyway
>>711041672
Listen here boy
Doggers have a knot. He only has 2 balls.
>>711050646
maybe i should just try killing myself again.
>>711050394
That sucks.
sorry I was celebrating my dad's birthday are there any new developments yet
also how tf am I gonna do this assignment when I'm this fucking drunk
>>711050394
>>711052869
NO DON'T DO THAT
QREEN I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT THERE'S SO MUCH ENERGY IN YOU MAN I LOVE YOU DON'T DO IT
YOUR EX WAS PROBABLZY A FUCKING WHORE ANYWAY OK
drink more
>>711053162
i feel that it might be poetic to off oneself on their birthday though.
>>711052869
Don't try to kill yourself again.
Succeed at it.
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IT'S ALSO MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY AND I'M 100% SURE YOU ARE AT LEAST AS GOOD A PERSON AS MY DAD IS
>>711053263
yeah dude just poured myself another one and I'm feeling groovy
(dududududu, feeling groovy)
>>711053412
I actually super agree with that lowkey, it's really symmetrical. What birthday is it though?
and I guess don't kill yourself but if you're gonan let's think about this from an aesthetic sense we are FAGS after all
>>711053487
you're right. how could i have been so naive.
>>711053540
19th. first attempt was 6 years ago, corresponding with when i realized i was gay. 2nd attempt was last year, because i felt like it i guess. ironically every time i put any effort in to it was on my birthday.
(thanks btw)
>>711052869
Just remember- there's always someone on /b/ that loves you for who you are.
>>711053776
how flattering
>>711053540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ihs-vT9T3Q
>>711053764
aw dude hell no you're a small child you haven't even given life a real shot yet
I'm almost 3 years older than you and I havne't either really
27, that's the cutoff, kill yourself when you're 27 if it's not worth it anymore to that extent, join the club, go down in history, but don't do it before you've even tried being a not-teenager, fuck
>>711044577
>corrupt politician who sells her office to the highest bidder and has a history of incompetence in handling classified material 2016
>>711053933
i can't even foresee living that long. fuck, just sounds boring and tedious.
>>711054155
I maen it's your choice, your body, your choice, but you're missinbg a lot of shit
like you've already been here awhile but you've missed a huge proportion of the human experience
>>711054114
>incompetence
malice, it was malice
she was deliberately obfuscating her pracctices to the fbi etc
>>711053764
>2 attempts
>still alive
wow you're like
super awful
if you actually wanted to kill yourself you would be dead, people that don't succeed just want attention.
>>711054155
Teenage years suck. Anyone who says different is either in denial or an idiot. It gets better. There's no magic "IT'S OVER, I'M AN ADULT" switch, it just gets a little less sucky day by day, year by year. Hang in there.
sf, i got whiskey in my captcha so you should drink more
>>711054155
you'd think so but time accelerates as you get older
I'm 24 and I remember being 16 like it was yesterday
>>711054393
true. at least in some regard. I mean, i do have irreversible brain damage because of it, but hey, guess I need to try harder.
>>711054378
Yeah, you're right. She tried to delete the evidence once the FBI asked for it. She's just as bad as, if not worse than, Nixon.
>>711054490
KEK WILLS IT
YOU DIDN'T POST A SCREENSHOT OF THE CAPTCHA BUT I BELIEVE YOU
>>711054543
>>711054543
>>711054543
>>711054543
I can't fucking believe I'm 21
>>711054544
wait, can you give deets? I'm curious
>>711054468
this is hella tru
shit got better for me basically styarting at 19 years old
>>711054596
nixon was a good president but very corrupt, she's def worse honestly
>>711054544
My speech is a little fucked up from an attempt. Wish like hell I hadn't, but WTF. Move forward. It took a lot of time, but I'm happy now.
>>711054655
i took it anyways
hi peoples
>>711054683
hi I'm a very lazy linguistics major, how did your speech get fucked up from what you did I'm very curious
and ofc what did you do in particular
>>711054693
that's a shot
>>711054683
Yeah, had a stroke from mine. Slurry speech and droopy eyelids ahoy. my facial droop isn't too bad since I was pretty young and my brain adapted, but it's still there.
>>711054655
how would you like to communicate
>>711054873
I'm not sober enough to open anything besides steam so add me there girlfriend
http://steamcommunity.com/id/subjectivef
>>711054114
She could murder a puppy on stage and I'd vote for her over someone who is trying to pull trickle down economics, or over a libertarian.
>>711054964
can't add to a private prof tho.
>>711055110
never mind, hold up, I'm retarded. kill me.
>>711054710
hello illuminati hat
>>711054795
excellent
>>711054795
I was pretty stupid and took like a bunch of pills and drank a bottle of rum. Hospital, 7 day observation, etc. Did some counseling, didn't do shit, decided to just work on working things out. Took time, but it did get better. Now, I just have trouble pronouncing some shit. People say they can't notice it, but I have some trouble speaking now that won't go away and it bothers me. But, if that was the price to start getting better, worth it.
>>711055031
What about the Green Party candidate, Jill Stein? Or what about writing-in Bernie?
>>711055155
no I'm literally trying yto STOP that not faciliatate it
>>711055179
I just got an "enfield" captcha so should I shoot something?
>>711055211
to be fair the bottle of rum thing is what I'm up to tonight so that's pretty cool by me
I'm actually curious about your phonetic disabilities but I'm seriously nowhere near lucid enough to discuss this seriously, tell me about some of the impediments though
>>711055323
you should have shot something regardless of getting the captcha
>>711055305
Anti-science is just as bad as trickle-down economics, which violates the laws of math. No.
>>711055323
It's like I say a sentence and some of the words just blur together. I used to do radio and deal with customers. It's REALLY hard now.
>>711055415
I should
ve shot something a few hours ago, in my current state I am in no condition to handle firearms, you realize
peniz?
>>711055516
alright I have technically talked like that forever but it's because I speak at an UNBELIEVABLY rapid pace, like hysterically fast, so that's not terribly secific and I wouldn't really be able to comment on it without like audio data
>>711055520
yes you should have
you missed your opportunity
>>711052869
Go for it. It'll serve you better than attention whoring on /b/
>>711055752
FUCK I GUESS I SHOULD SHOOT MYSELF A THO|USAND TIME SIN THE BACK OF THE HEADq
>>711047001
>>711047001
>>711047001
>>711047001
>>711047001
quoted for truth
>>711055179
How are you doing on this fine evening?
>>711055467
Limiting our choices is a way to get us to be more complacent to to the shitters that the establishment wants to rule over us.
>>711055891
snuffles I want to kiss you tendelry with butt grabbing
>>711055863
if you can live until the thousandth round, that would be a remarkable feat
>>711055891
good evening
>>711055903
i'm alright, was hoping to get some cannabis earlier but my guy was out of town so i'm waiting for tomorrow
yourself?
SF, calm your tits
>>711055967
this is a wies post anon
>>711055981
completely unrequited but thank you
>>711056086
I had a little earlier, my friend who sells it lives right next to my house.
>>711056086
hey there how ya been
>>711056097
my tits are basically bulging with the milk of human kindness
>>711056086
I'm subjective fucking money dude I can do ittttttttt
>>711056139
>completely unrequited
this is the single worst feeling I've ever felt in my life
>>711056208
hi snuffles are you doing well?
Can Florida stop being Florida, fuck
All the people with actual jobs and friends voted blue. Can everyone else fuck off
>>711056279
I'm... not a kisser and my butt is not worthy of grabbing so
yeah
>>711056194
nice. but so does my guy, technically. but he's out of town tonight picking up more
>>711056208
not bad, thanks. a tad upset i can't pick up any green tonight but i'm getting some tomorrow so it's alright.
and yourself?
>>711056279
>subjective fucking money
with a name like that, you're unstoppable
>>711056279
ik, but control the alcohol, its flowing strong i can tell lol
>>711056360
hey there been a while how are you? doing well here besides a headache
>>711056437
my voting place was literally an abandoned church, there was insulation hanging from the ceiling, a disgusting smell, and the whole time I filled out the ballot retards with NAGA hats were talking about how they hope Trump jails her after he wins. I almost decided it wasn't worth it.
>>711056437
the entire subject matter of r/florida_man voted trump
wait also that's statistically not true people with higher incomes definitely vote republican really consistently where'd you get that idea
>>711056499
o-oh
cool we can do other gay stuff that's fine I'm not picky
tbh kiusing isn't really my scene either
>>711056603
I'm a fucking wrecking ball
>>711056632
I'm done, the rum is capped off, I'm not taking another sip tonight
>>711056437
>Can Florida stop being Florida
Nope
>>711056749
good lad
>>711056437
hey, how you doing?
>>711056749
just don't wreck the wrong thing and get in trouble
>>711056984
I'm currently only wrecking my liver, my boypussy and my gpa
>>711056931
I have literally no idae how I'm going to do this homework rn
>>711057167
whats it over?
i didnt drink for that sole purpose lol
>>711057167
all things you can live without
>>711057282
speech language development, I need to listen to some speech samples and analyze them, it's due midnight, it's 945 so I'm feeling pretty dumb about this whole situation since 2 hours would be fine if I wasn't hammered
>>711057293
>implying I can live without my boypussy
that's like the most important part of my body besides my mouth dude
>>711056603
I will smoke an extra bowl in your honor
>>711056749
cant I just watch you do straight things to katia
>>711057506
>>711057506
>>711057506
I made a new thread and tried my best please post in it
>>711057526
I mean if you're about that whole situation
also don't kill yourself I know katia doesn't really like you but I think you're better than ok, ok?
>>711057480
youve got this, just hammer it out, fuck off from the chan, and finish it dude
