Waifu claiming thread.
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>>710986528
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Nui's mine.
>>710989483
You may not like the truth but that don't make it a lie
>>/a/
Post this virginity festival where it belongs
me irl. now stop bullying us in the threds please.
doot cute
Nice try shit poster. He's just gonna delete this one.
>>710990922
I could say the same to you, liar!
Claimed
>>710990656
It is Hetza Hellshock.
She is from a table top game and pretty much made up by the community
>>710990811
Oh I have no clue
sorry I am no /k/ommando
>>710990999
i can't tell if you are retarded or just stupid
>>710991033
'cept you'd be wrong
Claim
>>710990966
Nice dubs but silly opinion
>>710991033
Nice claim but silly face
>>710991058
Nice post but silly gun
Guns kill ppl~
>>710991251
Hey Mako any more near death experiences?
>>710991251
qt is here!
Isn't there an entire board to show off how autistic you are?
>>>/a/
カラミチーマス
>>710991150
Nonsense, i only speak the truth!
>>710991254
You mean a cute face.
>>710991301
Can't imagine you have too many of those if your a house dwelling man baby who watches anime
>>710991301
Mmm, nope. I pretty much stayed inside all of yesterday and last night really.
>>710991356
>Implying cute
Besides, I've been here. But I was watching the Initial D movies. I wanna go race someone right now...
>>710991362
No there isn't, and if you weren't so new you would know this
>>710991356
I want my hug, and I want it now.
>>710991473
Did you at least drift in your socks around your house?
>>710991417
Nui is a cute but that was a silly face she made
>>710991356
Ur the mvp of qt
>>710991473
Oh neat! You are cute though... Why do you not like yourself?
>>710991516
Well you came over to this thread so here. *hug*
>>710991541
I am yes yes.
>>710991417
Well that's just clearly false, since it's a lie to say Nui isn't mine.
Yo waddup
>>710991473
Race me.
I'll use my bike.
>>710991541
It was a cute silly face then.
>>710991662
You make false claims, phony!
>>710991807
My claims are all as true as Nui is cute! Which is to say to the highest possible degree of absoluteness.
>>710991709
I gotta *hand* it to you
Thats a cute claim
>>710991807
Someone this cute shouldn't exist
"No one grill should have all that power" - Kanye Waste
>>710991538
.....I...I honest to god didn't think anyone would I assume that I do that.
>I always do
>>710991651
Because I'm not cute, and I really don't see why you people think I am.
>>710991804
>Using a Bicycle
Bring it on Kokokoko!
>>710991807
>>710991941
just spitroast her
>>710992094
I'll destroy you.
>>710992094
Pics or didn't happen! >:^3
>>710992094
My best slide is 5 metres.
>capital Ms a hard
>>710991965
How dare you m8
>>710992195
No that is not a thing that will be happening.
>>710991058
>Nederland
Gives me more of an idea who you are
>>710992200
Try me, you don't even Dorito!
>>710992243
HAHAHAHA, no.
>>710992260
I don't have a whole lot of room to work with unfortunately. I mostly just get to do it around corners.
>Fancy, thanks!
>>710992428
she would want it
>>710992501
God darnit! At least I tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
This may be the final day I see you guys...
>>710992501
Mad skids, cold days and clean socks on tiles, whoosh.
>>710992784
Are you an illegal mexican?
>>710991941
While it is true nothing is cuter than Nui that doesn't make your lies the truth.
>>710991965
The world needs such cute things in it to make it better though.
>>710992195
as >>710992428 said, fuck off.
>>710992784
mhm? good luck out in the wasteland!
>>710992784
you can come live with me :o
>>710992501
The power of pizza is with me.
>>710992910
maybe
>>710992949
Mexico is so boring ;-;
>>710992990
no :o
>>710993106
;-;
>>710993106
You can come live with me then
Most amazing vulpine is in the vicinity
>>710993140
Pwnt nub
>>710992631
Not even close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3iefXoG_c
>>710992818
Most the floors here are carpet. So it's way grippier than I'd like. The small section of the kitchen, and a small spot in the garage are all I got.
>>710992992
AHA, YOU FOOL! I HAVE THE POWER OF TOFU!
>>710993106
sad lyfe.
>>710993264
no u.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
>>710993264
Bring it on.
>>710992946
But reality does make my truths true!
>>710991254
ahw thanks
I know, they look cool though
>>710992483
fuck did I just walk into your trap?
>>710993377
THOSE DIGITS
>>710993140
;-;
>>710993176
no :o
>>710993216
the Pokemon?
>>710993288
4chan is gonna be annoying the next few weeks
>>710993357
Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
>>710993377
HAVE AT THEE YOU BAGUETTE!
>>710993681
Why not? i have video games and you can see sachi everyday
>>710993491
You're "reality" is a mere dream, my reality is the true one!
>>710993684
>Baguette
How dare you, I'm not a filthy french snail.
>>710993646
Check em.
>>710993681
I just want to go to /pol/ right now and wait.
>>710993684
end me pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
>>710993681
I'm not a pokemon
>>710992263
Kek
Midori has a lot of hand to spare if you need one
>>710992946
I nominate nui as qt president
>>710993541
Jk gun is fun
>>710993377
MASAKA
KOREWA
NANDESKA?
>>710988740 Hetza
Sorry, got busy
>>710993541
I only know one anon, doesn't mean it's you though
I still think you could have fixed that differently
>>710993802
Reminds me that I never asked and it never came up by itself,
Where ismy favourite baker from?
>>710993802
#REKT
#NOSCOPED
#BLAZEIT
>>710993846
That's literally the only vaporwave remix I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
>>710993987
May she bless the united states with her cuteness.
>>710994113
Italy.
>>710994129
I'll fucking rape you.
>>710994043
i know...
i just feel really anxious about it all
I didn't want to bother
I feel more comfertable fixing it this way and just hope people forget about it
>>710993721
I thought you were sachi :o
>>710993846
me too
>>710993892
you're cuter c:
>>710994021
Actually laughed at this because that is what I fapped to last time.
>>710994129
same. I am just browsing through YT right now in search of new music, while stopping by my favs. The ones I post are the ones I am currently listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypdJp43M_LY
>>710994281
Don't insult me like that
>>710993802
Kyouko steal
>>710994287
Pretty good, yeah?
Makiba's route was the best just because you get to break her little spoiled ass tbh
>>710994226
Stolen
>>710990870
Nodame claimed!
Why don't you autistic man babies go outside and lose your virginity or something?
>>710993721
klonatas mine :o
>>710994226
DO IT, YOU WON'T!
>>710994287
I'm doing the exact same. Also trying to figure out if I have a shitty Open Diff, or I in fact have a LSD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
>>710994226
Third time is charm. I now have charming kyouko
>>710994505
I watched that for the music, started for the retarded pianist
>>710994440
>>710994039
sorry i missed it
i am playing league
whats up man?
>>710994240
It might just be that I actually assume you're someone else, or I just don't know what it's all about in the first place
I am actually not following what you're saying at this point
>>710994552
>>710994567
Oh I will.
>>710994226
The shit part or the non shit part? And please specify one of them bc the other aide would say the same
>>710994226
You're coming with me kyouko
>>710994402
all routes best routes. It is fucked up to the point where you enjoy it. With my mentality I am not sure why I did enjoy it but I did. Rated it 10/10 on MAL for shits.
>>710994567
Neat. Have fun figuring that out while we talk about.. what exactly were we talking about? Music?
>>710994634
nevermind then you are probably thinking of someone else
I will just play this game and get off thread
>>710994774
I FORGOT TO ADD SONG CRAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOM3OgtjCtY
>>710994733
North Italy, the part with less niggers and no mafia.
And some angry slavs.
>>710994761
>>710994568
>>710994412
>>710994361
xd
>>710994281
I know
>>710994622
Just stating to make me way home now. Hopefully buses will be good to me
I am sorry Mako, I am listening to honk only now.
It is my new fav. Honk Honk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
>>710994949
how are you this fine election day?
>>710994560
no :o
>>710994337
It's a compliment
>>710994854
It is good thing to have a couple angry Slavs around in case one is in need of kebab removal
Isla claimed <3
>>710995105
Exactly.
>>710995017
Make honkcore a genre.
>>710994197
I pledge allegiance to nuis kisses
>>710995048
I'm playing Titanfall, it's a pretty neat game
>>710994688
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>710994774
Ya. And I can't find fuck all info on it.
Scratch that, Open Diff indeed. Weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6g5oOPN9To
>>710994905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbOg7Y3ZnI
>>710995197
I cannot stop seriously. I am listening to them from beginning to the end and I fucking like them.
This is what happens when you have no change in life for like a month and you find this shit.
>>710995272
What time is it for you? If it is day-time, what you having or had for lunch. I am getting Chicken nuggets for dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xeqt9l5FQ
>>710995222
What's that supposed to mean?
though those trips confirm Nui will be best prez
>>710995527
At least you aren't >>710995272
With the stories of caramelldansen
>>710995048
I don't think it is
>>710995236
taking a break from skyrim I see
are you gonna get titanfall 2? :o
>>710995527
7:32 AM.
I should be going to sleep soon. Oh well, YOLO.
>>710995649
Please don't remind me...
>>710995685
which waifu would I have to compare you to, to be a compliment?
>>710995692
I meant I'm playing Titanfall 2
>>710995649
caramelldansen was good. But it WAS good. Not good anymore.
>>710995716
So what are you eating?
>>710995099
What's up my nigga?
>saved
>>710995759
I've been duped!
well that's good, my friend gifted me dark souls 2 but my computer is broken at the moment :o
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>710995756
Mine
>>710995890
>LED lit mouse
Had to stop there since i spilled coke and broke it
>>710995796
Eggnog. Anyways, I'ma go for a drive. Be back in a bit.
>>710993746
All these Nui cuddles I get say otherwise!
>>710993987
The vote will pass unanimously. No intimidation tactics involved, no sir.
>>710995222
Hey mister, Nui kisses are exclusively mine.
>>710995236
i just got the 2nd titanfall we should play today!
>>710995868
Only Dark Souls i played was 3
>>710995890
Nice try, but no
>>710995999
Nice trips, cya~
>>710995893
who are you?
>>710996095
did you like it? :o
funny chen
>>710996117
nice donut
>>710996035
Nui cuddles and Nui kisses all belong to me, Mr. Liar.
>>710995831
Reading Pandora Hearts.
22 chapters in and I'm loving it. But I'm a bit dizzy, there's 3 similar blondes, Xerxes, Vincent and Jack. I get a little confused sometimes.
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
>>710996035
>>710996212
sluts kiss everybody
>>710996073
We could
>>710996201
Yeah, it's pretty fun
>>710996401
>Butt is obscured completely by tail.
Sad boys.
>>710996374
I could go for a cup of flan
>>710996401
are you on PC? :o
>>710996201
I'm me
>>710995429
That's a top tier track overall.
It's good to see you here, I wanted some Japanese rap/hip-hop recs and I remember that you sent me some once but I didn't save them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YUQnOXVTsc
>>710995890
From what i've gathered most of us are fairly normal if for just being a bit lazy and depressed. I for one am a bit over weight (6'2, 245 lbs) but not nearly as bad as you depict
>>710995134
Hi Syndra <3
>>710996320
Xerxes has white hair, and one eye is always covered. Vincent has two different coloured eyes, Jack is the only one that has two same eyes.
Xerxes has short hair, Vincent generally has a Pandora uniform on and Jack has a noblemans coat
It takes a bit of getting used to, Jack is really just a long haired version of Oz. Which chapter are you on?
>>710996519
Your waifu is cute but she's not cutest in thread :o
>>710996620
I've never had flan
>>710996928
I never said she was
>>710996862
I'm underweight and seems impossible to change that.
>>710996928
Because I am the cutest in thread. Isn't that right?! I am the cute one right?!? RIGHT?!?
P.S. never had flan either
>>710996745
Very calming, I like it.
I quite like J-hip hop, but I haven't dug into it as much as I should have. I can give you some names, but I don't know if their full discographies are all good.
EVISBEATS, SD JUNKSTA, MIC JACK PRODUCTIONS, stillichimiya, Shing02.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMWQncY880I
>>710996918
Yeah I only got confused for a couple pages during some hectic moments. When Xerxes didn't have emily, too, kinda fucked with me.
Chapter 22, after Cheshire's domain.
>>710996954
What's under her tail? It must be the portal to heaven. A glorious beam of light, perhaps?
>>710997060
6ft 110lb in American terms, wbu?
>>710997066
you are very cute, but not the cutest
maybe I should do a top 5 cuties :o
>>710997013
I know just saying ya dingus
>>710996954
your tail is obstructing my view, can you move it?
>>710997309
How did you like Cheshire? I found it sad as fuck.
Did Xerxes find Sharon yet?
>>710997413
Who is the cutest then? You're a dingus
>>710997364
>>710997060
Jesus fucking Christ eat a cheeseburger covered in peanut butter you dinguses
>>710990870
Zombina bois.
I even wrote a fucking song for her. You can't top that.
/cringe/
This is basically what's going on in this thread right now
>>710997452
Cheshire just wanted to help, sadly in a twisted way, which is tragic. A cute cat though, too bad I'm not gay.
Not yet.
>>710997361
>>710997413
Do you not like the tails?
>>710997630
Fuck off Randy, you damn hosier
>>710997579
I wrote a story about mine. Top that
>>710997630
fuck off rand
>>710997697
Kys virgin
>>710997413
Make list .
>>710997669
I like what's under the tails a little more
and oh my :o
>>710997697
Link or didn't happen. Here's my song: https://soundcloud.com/epicrpgremixes/the-lively-undead
>>710997649
Nothing gay about having a husbando my dude
Just wait until he does. The plot takes a pretty big jump I've been reading a lot more recently and just got to chapter 44 last night
>>710997697
>>710997579
ITT: greasy autistic virgins discussing how they wrote songs and stories about cartoon characters and fat manlets role playing as cartoon little girls
>>710997669
>>710997754
What this guy said.
>>710997731
You first
>>710997770
>Assuming i wrote it on the internet
>>710997811
Lurk more
How does it feel to be cringiest people on 4chan? Out of all the faggy autistic cancer on here, these virginity festivals are the worst
>>710997811
At least we're doing something creative with our autism, right?
>>710997754
>>710997876
But is anything actually under the tails?
>>710997770
GENERIC MIDI SYNTH, SHITTY EMPTY KICK (COMPRESS THAT SHIT), FUCKING HIGH SHELF THAT HAT, FUCKING PIANO CHORDS.
Apart from that nice composition.
>>710997934
I thought that /mlp/ was the cringe fest?
>>710997969
There's only one way to find out :o
>>710996212
Clearly false, I get lots of both, among other things. All cuddle belong to me.
clmd
>>710997918
>lurk more
Kek, nothing gets a girl wetter than when you tell her how long you've been on 4chan
>>710997997
Wow, actual criticism. I'm impressed. Yeah, the kick is weak. Low frequencies are tough to get good. I've been working on production more recently.
>>710997969
>>710997669
>two 69's in a row
That's a little lewd.
>>710998049
What this guy said.
>>710997798
Good point. Is the anime not the whole story, does it end differently or something? You mentioned something like this or I'm misinterpreting it.
>>710998206
It isn't the whole story. It ends around chapter 35 or so
>>710998130
I've been on 4chan since 2013, 3 years more than you have. Is your diaper wet yet?
>>710997364
I don't have a scale at home but my waist is 72cm (28.3 inches).
>>710997263
That's what I needed, doesn't matter if they only have one good album, I want one for personal enjoyment and the others for hoarding.
Really love the girl vocals and the ones in the background.
New Kinoko Teikoku album is lit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRfqmsT6qk
>>710998148
1ms attack 10ms release on a compressor with a low as fuck threshold and >5:1 ratio, then gain to your preference. Boom, phat kick. Too fat? Turn gain down and heighten the threshold.
>>710998049
I guess there is
>>710998190
That's not lewd
>>710998498
You're so lovely c:
turn around :o
>>710997630
FFFFFFUCK YOU RANDY
I HOPE THEY BOTCH YOUR INEVITABLE LIPOSUCTION
>>710998072
That's a lie, it's way too out of your league, her cuddles are mine only.
>>710998410
>>710997263
>copyright
Well shit.
https://my.mixtape.moe/rwtrmu.mp3
>>710998498
What's in front? Let's see.
Do I eat, or do I take a nap when I get home
>>710999115
nap then war :o
>>710999172
eat*
>>710999115
eat my dick :o
>>710998292
Is it worth watching once I hit chapter 35?
>>710999115
Eat, sleep, rave repeat.
>>710998410
Well the width of my stomach is less than a foot if that means anything?
>>710999115
Trick question.
None of the above is the real answer.
Instead, you go anorexic and beg for attention.
>>710999317
Anorexia is a fake condition, bulimia is real though.
>>710998722
Nui and I are exactly in each others league because we're perfect for each other. That's why we're married, silly.
>>710998495
You're a good samaritan, anon. Thanks, seriously <3
>>710999506
>That's a new pic, where did you find it?
Foolish one, none can even call themselves equal to Nui!
>>710999577
Audio is fun and fuck me this course is expensive. You're welcome.
>>710999172
>>710999200
This has potential. Would depend on when I set my alarm I think though
>>710999264
No thank you
>>710999310
Ummm, possibly. If I was reading it, is probably watch it at the end of the manga. I'm noticing app the huge changes between the two now and it's really quite underwhelming to watch the anime.
Rave?
>>710999317
Though I do think I'm overweight, I don't think this is the answer to my dilemma
>>710999506
>>710999685
do you guys ever stop
>>710999796
How much do you weigh, cutie?
>>710999796
why not?
don't you want to serve the real king?
>>710998410
>>710998763
Sounds really good, definitely checking out the rest of that album.
Crying's new album "Beyond the Fleeting Gales" is really good, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnfHx5XGnU
>>710999680
Rolling for LEWDS
>>710999951
Come on B O Y S
>>710999976
check em
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711000013
hey sexy waifu anon
'Ello Gorgeous.
>>710999680
*hugs*
wow you're amazing! :)
>>710990870
I watched that anime, was decent but definitely trying to rip hearts apart
>>710999796
Ah okay. Well I'll end up watching the anime at some point in the future, underwhelming or not.
Eat sleep rave repeat is a fatboy slim song, the song is hilarious.
QOTT: does anyone unironically listen to linkin park?
>>710999951
You really want lewds, don't you
>>711000161
I know
>>711000367
I was lewds too ;-;
so wonderful...
>>711000313
In the naughties, yes. Now nah.
>>711000129
Hello. How are you kind anon?
>>711000145
Hello other kind anon.
All these compliments, you guys make my cheeks red
>
>>711000551
Beauty~
>>711000367
If I must get down on my knees and beg for lewds, I will. I want them so bad.
>>710999685
But we are. Loving stable relationships aren't built on inequalities.
>that's a tumblr one, tumblr art is 90% trash so I don't check it often, but sometimes something decent comes from it
>>711000788
no need to feel embarrassed ;-;
you're the most beautiful waifu ^-^
>>710999911
160lb roughly. It goes up and down a pound or two
>>710999915
I can't serve myself, it's no fap November
>>711000242
I've never heard of that singer before
>>711000788
Please oh great Ran-sama, bestow upon me lewds. I beg of thee.
>>711000633
N-no, please. No compliments. They make me blush~
>
>>711001031
He's the electronic producer. Pretty sure he doesn't do vocals.
>>711000313
I don't
>>711001312
LEWDS
E
W
D
S
>>711001312
it's not special unless he posts them himself
unless it was :o
>>711000755
So you admit you aren't in a relationship with her then, as you are not equal!
>Oh, alright. just wondering as that's a rare one.
>>711001031
>no fap November
Why would you torture yourself like that aliceu?
>>711001312
Gorgeous. Thank you.
>>711001355
>>711001429
>>711001559
Are you all happy now?
>>711001442
I know your specialty is jestin. But it takes some pretty serious jest to gather that when I'm sayin Nui and I are equals in our relationship and married.
>>711001312
>>711001610
All these beautiful lewds
>wew
I don't know what to make of it all
>
Hey what's up everybody
>>711001760
Nonsense, Nui is above all and you're the bottom of the barrel!
>>711001224
Oh. I've still never heard of him kek
>>711001504
It's not that bad
>>711001610
my day has been made :o
*big hugs* ^-^
>>711001922
do you not fap every day?
>>710994552
because my girlfriend is out of town right now. don't worry anon, I gave her the dick before she left :)
but here's my claim
>>711001610
>Are you all happy now?
Esastic. You're so attractive.
>>711001774
her pussy probably smells like peanut butter
also how has nobody claimed best boy yet
>>711001760
>>711001894
last image
>>711001922
Not knowing people is fine. Nobody knew flume until he exploded.
I need sleep, g'night.
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