gay paedophile thread 2: shota vs predator
>>710845941
requesting gay
>tfw no shota to cuddle at night
hold me, boys.
>>710845985
i can put it in your butt, if you want.
whats dick in the ass feel like
>>710846072
do want
>>710846087
never had a dick up there but in general putting stuff in your butt feels nice. like you're nice and full, and when you move about and it hits your prostate it feels fantastic. i can only imagine how good an actual cock would feel.
>>710846139
come to my place in 10 ;)
>>710846087
like a dick in the ass
>>710846133
that's a nice tummy
>>710846072
What is this character?
>>710846299
Len Kagamine, a vocaloid.
>>710846299
master chief, the spartan soldier who saved earth from the hit series halo
>>710846378
what are your thoughts on the recent halo games? i felt like it's been downhill since Reach. Halo 4 and 5 just don't feel like the original 3 Halo games did.
>>710846330
Ah, thank you. That explains why I see him everywhere but never in the context of manga or anime.
I never got the whole "vocaloid/MIKU" thing. Damn. He has potential for more.
>>710846488
yeah vocaloid's fucking gay. i just like the cute boys from it. and len is a very cute boy.
>>710846453
outside of a couple of hours on the halo collection i havent actually played anything past halo 3, and honestly, a quick look at halo 3 pictures tells me im not really sure if i played it either. either way id give the new ones 314 outta 10
>>710846799
halo 3 was good, but my personal favourite is 2. also shout-outs to halo 3: ODST. that one was great.
how do i get a cute bf to cuddle?
I miss my us politics shota thread
>>710847143
faggotry i'm gonna fucking find where you live in queensland and nonconsensually cuddle you.
>>710847204
Like any melbourne faggot would have their life together enough to achieve anything
>>710847143
shotas for trump
>>710847233
i make lots of money by sucking dick in coffee shops, thank you very much.
>no aussie bf to cuddle
:(
>>710847464
I'm in the same boat my friend.
>>710847891
you australian too?
>>710847929
Victoria.
Before you ask, no we can't fuck. It's not you, its me.
>>710848002
oh shit how close to the cbd? let's fuck.
>>710847289
No you dont
>>710848276
i make plenty of tips, at least :^)
>>710848347
post bank balance, no balls
>>710848372
i think like $500 lmao
>>710846664
Is this a specific character? I want moar
>>710848411
apparently it's Gotokai from Touken Ranbu
http://touken-ranbu.wikia.com/wiki/Gokotai
>>710848052
40 minutes by train, maybe 25 by car.
And not a chance. Social situations scare me, and sex is exactly that.
>$500
>>710848465
east suburbs? west? we can just cuddle, not fuck.
>>710848474
we can't all be fat cats like you, faggotry.
>>710848464
Thanks anon
I miss when people would come in loli threads and call me a pedo but the gays even stole that too
>>710848600
We know you get off it you slut
>>710848584
fuark
>>710848600
fuck up paedo
>>710848560
Tard spotted
>>710848656
foetal alcohol syndrome is no joke, anon.
>>710848634
to be fair you gotta be pretty gay to not get off to getting abused.
>>710848510
West.
How about you?
Also we aren't ever seeing each other my friendo. I'm scared of ordering pizza because I have to face the delivery guy. I'd probably pass out upon cuddling a stranger.
>>710848831
east. give me your kik or some shit. i'll MAKE you cuddle me.
>>710848732
Moar loli link pls
>>710848890
>loli
>link
?????????????????????????????????????????
>>710845941
>gay paedophile thread 2: shota vs predator
what the fuck is wrong with you? yknow those are the 2 things that arent suppose to mix
>gay n paedro
>>710848958
but cute boys are so cute
hm, for some reason my fingers smell like froot loops.
>>710848939
The wind waker = loli
Twilight princess = not loli
Just depends on the style of the game anon
>>710848886
Give yours.
I'll probably use any conversation we have as fap material and we will still never meet.
>>710849133
anon i think you might not know what the definition of loli is. loli are girls. shota are boys.
>>710849175
melbanon69
>>710849179
FUCK
I meant shota
>>710849239
you really fucked that up didn't you?
>>710849265
About to an hero
>>710849185
more like this please
>>710849303
dw anon, we all make mistakes. you just made the worst mistake of all time and you'll never live this moment down.
>>710845941
KYS faggot
>>710845941
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
>>710849403
>>710849529
post less head-blowing and more below-the-belt head-blowing ;)
>temperatures are dropping
>sleep alone in a queen size bed
>no cuddle buddy to keep me toasty
>rely on extra blankets and a body pillow for warm
Only good thing about the changing seasons is the shotas dressed as presents.
Hello fellow 4chaners
How do you do?
>>710849667
>temperatures are dropping
shit hemisphere detected. but really i hope you find someone to cuddle, anon.
>>710849674
pretty good, yourself?
>australia just made shota illegal
kill me
>>710849738
>just made
to my knowledge it was already illegal. source?
>>710849738
I've heard piracy is also illegal.
Do they ever plan to enforce this, because if its retroactive I'm in for the slammer.
>>710850223
Of course piracy is illegal, it's just less enforced than in the US or UK.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PROTECT_Act_of_2003
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Handley
bump
>>710850782
i'll bump my penis into your butt, faggot.
Shota furry ok?
>>710850809
I'd like that actually.
>>710850882
not at all
>>710850882
i'm indifferent.
>>710850899
nice where you from
>>710850882
Prefer it to not be furry.
>>710850935
burgerland
>>710850999
>america
as always. nice trips, though.
>>710851032
Come to the US I'll let you violate me everyday I swear I'm not a faggot
>>710851118
>going to america
not on my bucket list, sorry friend.
>>710851032
Gotta be nice.
>>710851147
why not on bucket list? America good country.
>>710851190
i can think of MANY countries i'd like to visit before i even thought about visiting america.
>>710851147
>>710851252
I don't like america either, but I'm not about to go to aussieland to get murdered by the wildlife
much worse than getting raped by a pack of niggers
>>710850905
>>710850999
Alright sorry.
Also when did they change the file limit from 3 to 2MB?
i'm gonna go for like an hour. be back later.
>>710851252
My Murica *eagles soar overhead* is much more diverse in both culture and landscape than you would believe.
>>710851354
much respect for stopping rather than getting butthurt
>>710851354
No apology needed. It's just discussing things. I can be civil I'm not some farm nigger. No idea on limit change. It's fucking stupid.
>>710851447
I never really feel butthurt on the internet. Some threads enjoy a mix some don't which is why I ask.
>>710851539
I get why (4chan been losing money since day one) just wonder when. Since I have a few cute webm but they are nearing 3MB and don't want to deal with resizing them.
>>710851642
My apologies for misunderstanding what you were apologizing for. I just don't like furry things. I'm glad that you were willing to stop after getting negative responses. Thanks for being a team player
>>710851807
>apologizing for my apology
Hehehe
>>710851874
Yes yes.
Autistic friends friend gets mad that I call him out on being shit
>>710852199
dis faggotry? on phone.
>>710846453
Halo 4 in retrospect was alright. Not a good halo game but at least was playable. Halo 5 was straight up a call of duty game. 343 knows nothing about halo and are just looking to make money. Halo 6 will be the first major halo title I will not preorder and probably won't even buy at all
>>710846087
Finger your ass whilst you poop, it's like that :^)
>>710846087
Buy doctor jellies anal starter. Small and easy to use. Just for the feel of it. Only like eight bucks on Amazon.
>>710852626
ez to spot you
>>710852833
How to pht this. its small enough to be considered shota size of that's what your into
>>710850882
What's this from again?
aight i'm back
>>710854507
that was an hour?
>>710854507
damn i said i'd be gone for an hour and it was actually 58 minutes. sorry that i failed you guys.
>>710854545
58 minutes, apparently.
>>710854565
im sorry to say you came back to a dead thread.
okay now it's been an hour.
>>710854718
it isn't a party until i walk out the doors and then walk back in
>>710854777
i suppose a party of one is still a party
>>710854861
that's deep. r u a philosophiser?
"You didnt tell me to do that"
You shouldnt need to be told
- Someone dies
Thats alright, I didnt tell you not to die
How to trigger bad players
>>710854966
>playing mobas
didn't we talk about this
>>710854966
what the fuck are you on about?
>>710854895
no I'm sleep deprived
>>710855010
oh, why are you sleep deprived?
>>710855009
Season ends in 2 and a half hours so hopefully Ill have a break from autism
>>710855080
that's a shit excuse. stop playing anime games.
>>710855032
no real reason, just aweful self discipline
>>710855207
kek, best reason for it i suppose.
let this thread die a peaceful death, we have better things to do
>>710855588
the shota must flw
>>710855175
end ur lyf
>>710855841
i thought we were getting nuked
>>710855961
something makes me think that would be illegal
Anyone got any shota Magna in English
>>710856044
yea i've got the Shota Magna Carta if you want that
>>710849175
I think I remember you from another thread Mr aussietismo I'm pretty much in the same boat, can't socialize well with new people at all while sober, will probably be a Virgin for a long time
>>710856069
Any sites?
>>710856613
none that i know personally
Thread is dead?
>>710857406
i cbf posting images any more
>>710857387
Aww
>>710849667
>Be me
>Have 9yo brother
>He uses the 'cold' as an excuse to cuddle
>Even when its hot out
>Never get my blankets to myself ever again
>Wonder why faggots romanticize cuddling
>>710857938
aww that's cute, anon. do you cuddle him a lot? i feel it's something that i missed out on when i was younger.
>>710857991
He cuddles me when he feels up to it. He moves around so fucking much in his sleep though. Luckily he is a heavy sleeper.
>>710858130
make sure you cuddle him often and tell him that you love him. you'll regret not doing that one day.
>>710850882
>webm
wwwwwwwwwwoooaaaah what is the source on this :O
>>710858179
I do my best, anon. If he didn't feel my affection towards him, I doubt he'd be in my bed almost every night.
>>710857437
Thanks for you contribution anon. Got the job done, although ran into a little turbulence at this >>710848638 reminded me of a story about an anon who was experimenting with anal beads for the first time and yanked them out of their partner ''like they were rip starting a lawnmower'' it's hard to jerk while laughing....
>>710858308
do better than your best.
>>710858457
How do I do that?
>>710858497
idk, do what you do right now but twice as much?
>>710858497
Stimulants,
>>710858521
We do some brother-y things that would look suspicious given the nature of the thread we are in.
>>710858550
Maybe.
>>710858655
nigga i don't give a shit about the fact that this is a shota thread, 3dpd and all that. just make sure your brother knows you love him and shit.
>>710858717
>>710858802
>>710858717
>>710858802
>>710858867
Well... that's the end of this thread :P
MODS!
>>710858717
>>710858802
>>710858867
MODS?
Rip I. Pieces to those. Rave souls who posted cp
>>710859032
>>710858945
lol why do people do this? Go back to being a youtube hero
>Posting nudism pics
Why do people do this?
>>710859077
Because it is fucking disgusting.
>mfw people on /b/ like traps, transexuals, shota, loli, bestiality, gore and every degenerate shit but scream mods and play white knights as soon as they see cp
>>710859302
keep it 2d. that's all i care about.
>>710859259
Stop body shaming children. It's not their fault they look like aliens until they're like 14ish.
>>710859259
Kill yourself
>>710859259
wow nice projecting so glad you could make up your own mind and not spew out bullshit like a good little sheep to make you "fit in"
>>710859321
>>710859325
>>710859380
And here are the people who actually enjoy looking at cp. Well done, you guys. Are you proud of yourselves? The lack of disgust on this subject is appalling.
>>710859302
Normie logic:
>Going to war to slaughter other people for the government is noble and proud
>Pictures of naked children are the worst thing in the world
>>710859709
>Normie logic:
>>Going to war to slaughter other people for the government is noble and proud
you're the only one saying that here, friend.
Thread dead?
>>710860248
after those posts? probably.
>>710859642
im sorry i didnt know basic human anatomy is wrong.
go project your religeous beliefs elsewhere faggot
>>710860296
Is it because they were naked or because they were girls?
>>710860306
I don't have an issue with nudism pics personally (I go to a beach a few times a year) but they are against the rules...yet retards still post them.
>>710860422
because they're against 4chan's rules.
>>710860444
Right. Well, I have to go in a few minutes so I can shower and get my brother's clothes ready for school before he wakes up. Thanks for the shotas.
>>710860568
hug your brother before he goes to school, anon. and cya.
bump
>>710862219
i'll bump my penis into your butt, anon.
>>710850882
It's called kemoshota
>>710862441
no, it's called trash.
niggus
>>710862252
ew gay lol
>>710862973
shouldn't you be screaming at 12 year olds in anime games?
>>710863001
Like ur mum?x DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>710863041
no she's asleep
>>710863059
gahteem
>>710863084
faggotry when are we getting married
>>710863115
When you neck yourself
>>710863161
also when turnbull legalised faggot marriage, right?
>>710863199
Or assisted suicide
>>710863234
assisted suicide is the most bitch-ass nigga form of suicide. just jump off a bridge faggot, lmao
>>710863285
suits you
>>710863324
no bully :(
>>710863376
Learnt like how to do 3/4 of the questions on the exam(I stopped the last 10 mins of the lecture before the 4th). Hope its fairly easy
>>710863432
for your accounting shit? what do you even do in it?
>>710863466
I'd tell you if I knew
>>710863494
lmao true
so how does ur hunt for a boyfriend
>>710863530
fine because it doesnt exist
>>710863834
i don't even remember, are you a full fag or a half-fag?
>>710863866
ask ur mum
>>710863898
demi-fag then, i take it.
>>710863930
alpha omega
>>710863951
I am the alpha and the omega. I am the fag and the antifag. man the bible had some great quotes, you gotta admit.
>>710864003
that was cringe
>>710864063
CRINGE XXDDDDDD
shouldn't u be writing blog posts
>>710864128
doing that after my exam on wednesday
>>710864171
is everything in the future for you?
>>710864224
2 assessments to pass courses
one has a more immediate and difficult deadline
>hoe
how do I pick
>how do I pick*
>>710864282
toss a coin. works every time.
>>710864568
choice is obvious
>>710864608
no. toss a coin.
>>710864702
you're not my mum
>>710864742
whoa what if i was, how trippy would that be?
>>710864773
but yeah, uni sux
>>710864882
then why'd ya go, dummy?
