Celeb thread - crackpot edition
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Celeb thread - crackpot edition
>>710546682
>crackpot edition
What?
>>710546791
I think OP means celebs that are a little bit (or a lot) crazy..., nutzo..., flakes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, OP.
>>710547047
Is Kirstin Dunst crazy? How?
I don't keep up to date on celeb news
>>710546682
M-My celebrity m-mistress Jessica Alba h-has j-just f-finished kicking the sissy out of me saying I was born a knave a-and w-will probably b-be one the rest o-of my life... I-I d-don't know what h-happened: all I-I did was ask if I-I c-could j-jack into a f-foam cup in front o-of h-her...
>>710547215
Fucking hell shes hot with that shorter hair...
>>710547215
Did she suck your dick when you were fresh meat to her, or has she always just beat the shit out of you?
JJ?
>>710547676
mmm
>>710547807
I recently lost all my pics of her so I'm trying to get em all back...
>>710547852
Anondovey?
>>710547943
Yep.
Guess I join cs.
>>710547934
Lost them how?
>>710547934
How does that happen? Did you delete them in moment of guilt?
>>710548163
>>710548225
Hard drive failure.
>>710547215
herpes
>>710548322
What sucks is she probably wont get nude when she's 18.
>>710548460
Maybe she'll get nude when her career starts going even further downhill which won't be long I don't think.
>>710546682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
you're welcome
>>710548672
She won't until she's past her prime physically
>implying she's not already
>>710548672
beautiful whore. love that face
>>710548968
>>710548672
Lia hasn't, and she's all but completely forgotten.
>>710549310
Must mistake you for someone else then. Kek.
>>710549275
That's true, hmm, maybe we'll never get to see JJ naked then.
>>710547934
best place to go is cum on printed pics site. there's a 20 page thread of her.
>>710549447
Lol no worries. Just wondered where cs came from. If ur anondovey then im the kik guy from earlier lol. If not....then ill just be quiet haha
>>710549619
Ah from a few hours ago.
Chatstep.
I still don't know who you are. I mean I don't have kik since over a month so...
>>710549533
I'll keep that in mind, thanks anon.
>>710549763
Yeah it was about 3 weeks to a monthish
>>710550095
More feet?
>>710550173
Ill look for some
>>710550095
Hmmm...
UI?
>>710547671
I-I w-was s-so ecstatic l-last w-week b-because she m-made a-a special whole n-night to spend w-with me g-good sir... I-It started s-so well w-with b-both of u-us having a g-good c-conversation in the l-living room... B-But a-after she w-watched m-me j-just s-sit there o-on my s-sissy hands f-for half an hour the n-night ended w-with h-her g-giving me rabbit punches, karate chops and v-various judo kicks... I-I g-guess she w-was expecting s-something and wh-when she d-didn't g-get it I-I got it...
>>710550746
Initials on kik.
https://www.reddit.com/r/xxpornoxx/comments/5b4l9w/deadly_sexy_amber_nevada/
>>710550871
Oh. No
>>710551215
Nosh! But its cool bro. Ill let it sit as a mystery and stop messing with you;)
>>710551451
What are all these shots from? Is she selling clothes or something?
>>710551491
Either you are the one who once asked for my kik name and never started chatting with me or you are a troll.
>>710551566
Would buy her socks any day.
>>710547381
she's retarded. there's a difference
>>710551729
Lol. Neither anon. Neither. But seriously its cool. Let it go and ill stop
>>710551884
Nah I'm curious.
>>710551948
Have it your way:D
anyone can really contribute on REAL CELEBS?? its only teen that think that they are real celebs....
>>710552567
Better?
>>710552508
You lie...
>>710552567
Kenzie is a real celeb. Hollywood actress and plays in hoge blockbusters.
>>710552785
How do i lie?
>>710552864
Don't have you on kik. And if I already mentioned your initials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGuDfUMKP1g
>>710553544
this is much better,real celeb....
>>710553584
love that song
moar jj pls
that lip bite pic that shes wearing a black top
>>710553584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyIfWL2FGNA
>>710553193
Oh but you do
What's up ma nigas !
>>710555271
Mhhh...
Looks like Kylie finally leak a sex tape video http://www.chaostrophic.com/kylie-jenner-sex-tape-finally-found-ybtj/
>>710555594
U actually guessed it earlier but at the time i felt like bein anon lol
hayley
>>710558658
More Ariana please.
>>710559051
what you like about her?
>>710559188
Her ass and feet.
>>710559188
Her ass is just fabulous. Partly, it's what she wears, partly it's her ass itself, and partly it's the way she works it. All in all, she's got the best in the business.
>>710559584
you're pretty descriptive, nice
>>710546682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyApkCSExao
>>710560286
Those little tits
>>710559815
Keep posting her.
>>710560461
Lewd...
>>710560693
keep describing
Evangeline Lilly has delicious armpits
>>710561653
Selena makes me so hard.
>>710561423
get out of here with that armpit filth. post her left thumb.
Her left thumb is so fucking hot!
>>710561765
My fucking god
>>710562548
oh god! stop teasing with that left thumb! i need her to give a thumbs up! I'm edging so hard!!
more pits
>>710562756
I think you should keep posting Selena, anon.
>>710563857
it's such a shame to see her so covered up
>true crackpot
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba has j-just tied me up and st-stopped m-me from enjoying m-my supper, saying s-sissies should o-o-only eat when the mistress allows t-them to, n-n-not when they want to... She s-said g-good news has arrived.. She has been in t-t-touch with a Castratologist and the f-fee f-for t-turning a-a manlet into a p-permanent disgrace was r-r-rather cheap... She s-said i-it only makes s-sense t-to perform such a pr-procedure upon the semi-men of society... It helps t-to remove the confused emotions they m-must always be going through... Then she g-grabbed h-h-her c-cell phone, started tapping on i-it with her finger, a-a-and smiled at me...
>>710565219
post matt
>>710565163
stutter chan!
>>710565140
True Crack
>>710565163
I-I f-fizzled up l-like a-a little sissy stick and immediately begged h-her n-not t-to unman me... She l-laughed and s-said without d-doubt I-I was the biggest c-coward she e-ever has s-seen in her l-life before untying m-me...
>>710565163
Hey buddy. Hope you do well.
Another Crackpot
>>710565418
Hello g-good s-sir... I h-hope you aren't thinking about taking my prized m-mistress away...
>>710565708
Thanks g-good s-siir...
>>710566936
I already told you not to say sir to me...
>>710567654
More Tay?
>>710567654
Cool shoes!
>>710567725
Sure.
Reckon she's fucking Drake?
>>710567878
if not drake then she gets her filling elsewhere
>>710567223
P-Please d-don't stuff m-my face w-with your f-fist and bandy my cr-crumpled b-body around the side street like a tennis b-b-ball for this offence...
>>710568294
Kek'd.
That's why I like you.
You got humor. You are pretty sarcastic.
>>710565701
M-My m-mistress just f-finished grabbing m-my throat and shaking m-my l-limp body so fiercely I-I'm sure all loose c-change is out of me... I-I'm s-sure I did something h-h-horrible t-to her to receive this treatment but I d-d-don't know what... I have b-been finding she sometimes does th-this at random f-for no apparent reason... M-Maybe she h-has a toe ache...
>>710568919
Those legs.
>you like my dancing, daddy?
>>710569120
Gorgeous arent they?
>>710568658
You spelled "autistic" wrong
>>710569240
Absolutely, I love em.
>>710569469
Anything youd like to do to them?
>>710569240
not as much as you
>>710569296
I know what I spelled.
>>710569614
Kiss and softly bite them, starting from the calf and working my way up.
>>710569865
Oh you!!
>>710570108
Sounds hot anon!
>>710566351
wish there was good pics of him and Selena
>>710570272
Definitely would be. Guess I'll be cumming to Tay tonight.
>>710570789
Lol why not right?
>>710570912
Love Selena
>>710570885
Exactly. She's such great eye-candy.
>>710548076
I'm going to see her butthole before she dies. I'll settle for after.
>>710571029
Too right you are
>>710571029
>>710571559
Whoops wrong folder lol
>>710571559
Kristen too, you've got good taste.
>>710571666
Well thanx anon. Anyone else you want
>>710571813
anyone that we can be lewd with
>>710571813
Who do you think would be hotter getting blacked, Kristen or Tay?
>>710571980
Hmmm. I have a rather ridiculous amount lol...no one sounds particularly good to you?
>>710572270
vj always does
>>710547206
>Is Kirstin Dunst crazy? How?
she's a redhead
>>710572314
Sounds good. Gimme one sec to pull that card
>>710572576
You the clean up guy?
>>710572392
fuck off randy
>>710570972
>>710570912
Her friend is hotter
>>710565547
>>710565547
>>710572644
Lol. Idk who ur talking about but i could be....basing that off the assumption of what i think u mean haha
>>710573160
cleaning up off kylie's ass...mmmm
>>710573474
Sounds pretty good to me...
Somebody post Rihanna's legs godammit
>>710573618
Me too, anon. Sounds like heaven.
>>710573739
Think id take the face tho
>>710573896
Smart, see her facial expressions as you lick her all over.
>>710574177
Then i can watch you work that ass
>>710574292
Mmm, fuck yes. I'd kill to.
>>710573896
>>710574177
>>710574292
>>710574483
>this conversation is the gayest shit i've seen on /b/ in 8 years
>>710574483
For what? To clean her ass or for me to watch?
>>710574734
Either but I meant to watch.
>>710574861
Kik?
>>710574910
dont have one. chatstep or something?
>>710575022
I can. Make a room?
>>710575150
room: kyliej
pass: 12345
>>710575288
Cool gimme a few to get over to my pc where i have more
>>710575517
Okay
>>710575517
You here?
>>710548163
yes
