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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11570025
>>710465425
hello yukki ^_^
>>710465486
>nice feet
>>710465538
Yo!
>>710465573
so guess how I did yesterday
~tali
>>710465491
The threads from march were actually really bad though.
>>710465723
Excluding the ERP
>>710465491
Why do people consider autistic an insult?
You're literally saying that I'm smarter than you.
Congratulations, you played yourself.
INB4 mavis is garbage
>>710465645
Good?
>>710465878
new pasta
>>710465491
I have crippling autism
>>11570025
I got 5 leads in one day
also i finished kill la kill and need a new animu to watch....
>>710465878
what gets me is anyone ITT, or on this board in general, calling anyone else autistic. The irony is strong.
>>710466186
first response was meant for
>>710465893
>>710465785
And spam, and all of my posts.
>>710466186
Nice, I still need to watch KLK. I'm watching a few airing anime right now
>>710466400
it's on crunchroll for free and probably hulu too. also i need suggestions is ace attorney any good?
Good morning everyone..~
>>710467013
good morning, kitty?
>>710465491
oh fuck off. i remember writing some BRILLIANT posts in march.
>>710467190
then why are you saying fuck off
>>710466499
i tried watching it but it was a bit too over the top for me. I haven't seen ace attorney either
>>710467247
>>710467256
the point was to be over top and fast paced tho. the story is actually GOAT tbh.
also I decided to give DBsuper a try....kinda skeptical tho
My husbando
>>710467147
You can call me kitty if you want to~
How are you?
Convince me to go to sleep /waifu/
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>710467676
yay kitty chan!
also doing fine had back to back good days at work. may get promoted to manager even...gotta decide if I'm gonna make sales my career or not though...
>>710467430
hello foxxxy
>>710467742
just masturbate repeatedly until tired
>>710467871
Foxxxy?
i miss dio and the schwanz king
>>710467871
>just masturbate repeatedly until tired
Way ahead of you, I just need motivation to get off 4chan.
>>710467956
Why
>>710467771
Hello, syndra~
>>710467871
Oh, that's very nice. So you're a salesman at the moment or~?
>>710467914
i already have a foxxy chan and just foxy looks weird so you get 3 xs
>>710467971
well what do you have to do tomorrow? anything important?
>>710468207
yeah i'm a door to door guy for a construction company.
>>710468276
But, why call me foxxxy? My husbando is a doggo
>>710468276
I see, i see~ Do you enjoy your job?
>>710468276
>anything important?
Pfft no, I just want to wake up early because the early morning is comfy.
>>710468445
yeah when it's going well but the problem is it isn't consistent...i have to use the good times to save up for the bad and I'm not great at doing that.
>>710468457
well then either stay up with us or go to bed for comfy mornings.
![Syndra [339].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xkxOBYG.jpg "Syndra [339].jpg")
>>710468207
Good morning.
How are you doing today?
>>710468653
Eh, comfy mornings it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight everyone.
>>710468653
Oh, I see. Well that must be a bit annoying to have an unstable income. Hopefully you'll get that promotion~
>>710468769
I just woke up but I slept quite well so im happy~ How about you?
>>710467427
Idk, I'm not a fan of the crazy, over the top anime. KLK, One Punch Man, etc. I like dbz though
>>710469345
good night
>>710469739
see that's the thing even getting the promotion doesnt make it stable...just increased in general
>>710469774
it seems ok so far but im only on episode 1 of DBsuper
>>710469861
>>710469739
also your waifu is a super cute (just noticed)
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>710469739
Also woke up a bit ago. Being lazy, dont want to go to class because its snowing heavily.
>>710470578
snow? where are you
~tali
Chi claimed!
>>710470816
hello chi chan
>>710469861
Oh, well that is unfortunate.. I think I wouldn't be able to do a job like that so i'll just cheer for you~
>>710469953
Oh why thank you, Tali is very cute too~
In fact she is probably my favourite character in ME~
>>710470578
I see, you should go to class at some point though. Or are you planning on having a lazy day and staying home?
>>710471045
Hi Tali! How are you? :)
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>710470738
Latvia.
>>710471315
I will, but there is not much today anyways.
>>710471315
yeah see but the potential for big bucks is there but i also have the ability to become an electrician which would be steady but i have no idea what the growth rate would be...
Also thanks that's why i chose her as my waifu
>>710471332
going through career decisions, see above. also are you still the femanon chi poster from before or a different one?
>>710471578
neat country I think. dont really know much about it .
>>710471578
Claimed <3
>>710471821
yeah I'm the same from before! How could you tell I'm a femanon? :0
>>710471968
you posted timestamped pics before member?
>>710471868
OwO what's this
>>710472112
you might have me confused with another femanon I've never posted in waifu threads before yesterday aha but it seems like y'all are p chill
aylmao
>>710472361
some of us just have a nose for genitals. For example, I can smell a dick from over 300 miles away.
>>710472413
fair enough tbh? maybe I act femininely or something I dunno
are you tali still? out of pictures or ??
>>710472583
Huh? no I'm just Anon, I'm not Tali. I think Tali has like, 300+ pictures maybe.
>>710472360
OwO
>>710472361
>both chi posters are femanons
what are the odds?
oh well then nice to meet you...although just like with her i must ask for a timestamped pic just for female verification. no tits required as you aren't really attention seeking unless you happen to be feeling exhibitionistic
>>710472583
yeah >>710472413
wasn't me
>>710471821
Well i'll hope the best for you anyways~
>>710471578
Well that's good~ I have quite a short day of classes today and then it's weekend once again. How pleasant~
>>710472829
that means a lot tbh. where are you from btw?
>>710472693
You're a true gentleman, Tali.
>>710473051
aylmao
>>710472634
oh oops sorry!!!
>>710472693
I'm not rlly comfortable showing my face but I'm here
>>710473132
lel kek xd
>>710472916
Finland. You might not have ever even heard of it though~
>>710472971
eh i try to be nice most of the time....depends on the attitude of the person I'm talking to really
>>710473168
i'll take your word that that's you (time stamps are to be hand written on paper for future feference)...also did you whiten the area around your teeth? there is like a bubble.
>>710473346
I'm a huge hockey fan so I know of finland.
>>710473465
I see~ We do like our hockey as well for sure. It's probably one of the only sports we are good at~ Where were you from again?
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710473831
>SoCal
>go ducks
finnish forwards are good but your goalies are meme tier.
>>710473947
*hugs*
>>710465347
sage
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>710473987
*hugs back*
>>710473465
aha yeah I have teeth like a smoker (though I'm not one) it's a bit of an insecurity of mine, no matter how obvious the editing is
but okay! will do in the future
>>710465347
saging
>>710474009
What do you think sage does?
clmd
>>710474156
Just saging this thread.
>>710474191
But what do you think sage does?
>>710474221
sage
>>710474087
how's it going yoyo chan
>>710474136
don't be insecure about things that don't really matter. you're at least an 8/10*
>*personality not actually known value/10 may actually vary
>>710474177
>lewd
>>710474311
what's a guy as nice as you doing on /b/ of all places?
>>710474397
this is /waifu/ remember. also i used to be terrible tbh. like just plain awful and would blame others and women for it. then i realized it was me and stopped being a little shit. got me quite far after that. also where are you from chi?
>>710474655
forgot image
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710474311
I don't know, i'm just drinking coke and eating biscuits and talking to you before i have to go do a 2 hour computing class. You?
>>710465347
Saging this
>>710474873
I'm saging your reply
>>710474397
I am nice too... owo
>>710474827
laying in bed at 1 am waiting for unconciousness and talking to you and chi. probably telling things about my self that i shouldn't too.
>>710474655
East coast USA! And good to hear you've changed for the better :)
>>710475035
oh yeah I'm sure you are!!! I've just never talked to you before : o
>>710475244
>tfw when USA but west coast instead
>>710475035
well you're definitely cute^_^
>>710475365
lmao no way where on the west coast?? I go between DC and Philly
>>710475435>>710475365
woah oops I totally misread that as east coast ignore me
where on the west coast anyway?
>>710475244
The other you did tho. She is cute as hell btw. You are too. /waifu/ the community of silly qts and angry anons. You can talk to me now if you want. What did you have for breakfast? I've had some flakes because I was lazy to make something.
>>710475365
The Best! You too is one best.
>>710475486
orange county, I'm like the half way mark between san diego and LA
>>710475531
I'm starting to run out of non-lewds because my phone is kill so I don't have all my images...
>>710475746
Oh, sad. Well post the lewds then. Naked is qt too.
>>710475746
I think I've been to Orange County before to visit family friends, it's a nice area if memory serves
also same I'm on mobile and running out of images pretty fast lmao
>>710475531
aw thanks ur too kind :3c and I had cereal + milk and yogurt + peaches because I'm weird lol
srsly peaches and yogurt are god tier breakfast AND healthy
>>710475886
Posting lewds of your waifu is pretty disgraceful tbh
>>710476062
Nope you are not weird at all, I eat that too. It is healthy and tasty in fact.
>>710476130
That is why I try not to do that. Except maybe going full lewd in Discord. I have those moments.
>>710475886
agreed but i still have a few left. just giving fair warning before I run out
>>710476062
well if you ever come back be sure to visit ^_^
>>710476130
not really, only full austisms believe this to be true
>not appreciating your waifu in every form including nude
>associating simple, beautiful nude images with only sex and not beauty
>>710476232
ah thank goodness! my sister makes fun of me for it so I thought I was the only one
how was ur day otherwise? I had so much classwork and so many rehearsals now I'm super tired :(
>no pic b/c I'm out
>>710476362
You ever been to the east coast m8?
>no pic because none left on phone, too lazy to google
>>710476461
not really besides florida, wait I did spend 3 months in Goose Creek, SC in the navy for nuke school...but those are bad memories.
>>710476362
Let's think of it this way:
If your rl girlfriend would send you her nudes, you most likely wouldn't show them to your friends. When you're posting lewds of your waifu you're pretty much doing that but worse since literally anyone can see them in these threads. I do appreciate lewds of my waifu but I don't go around showing them to everyone. It is disrespectful to your waifu.
>>710476362
Oh ok.
>>710476391
Well first, get more pics, others will not like that you don't have a 40 Gig folder of your wife apparently. Second, I am fine, just need an unhealthy smoke and a walk maybe. And your sister sounds like the bitchy type (no offence). Who would not like a peach once in a while? Or any fruit would be nice.
>>710471578 (cute pic)
>>710476965
but m8 that's where you're wrong. I do also show IRL lewds of GFs to friends, because
>she is an exhibitionist
>I think she is so lovely i want to show her off
>I get off on the idea of other people wanting what I have
now yes just up and doing it for no good reason without her consent would be fucked up. but waifus are imaginary and can pretty much be what ever you want them to.
![Syndra [351].png](https://i.imgur.com/1v5bPGE.png "Syndra [351].png")
>>710477194(no pic)
claimed
well m8s it's been fun, but it's time to call it a night and get some sleep
>goodnight everyone
>>710477422
How come you're always active in the morning?
Are your classes too boring?
Ohayou
>>710479244
>Mornin'
![Syndra [30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvkI2z6.jpg "Syndra [30].jpg")
>>710479003
Yes, thats more or less it.
>>710479244
>>710479263
Good morning toys.
>>710479244
Lewds
カラミチーマス
>>710479547
still building your harem I see
here
Hey guys!
Just finished up Kill la Kill. Man what a fucking good show. I feel stupid for skipping it so many times.
>>710479547
Add me to harem. I get bored a lot. Harem seems nice.
>>710479884
REMMU!
>>710480405
Roobsy boobs! Good jobu! How are ya today?
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>710480695
Es why are you here? I thought you would not come back here?
>>710480695
ok esdeath
>>710480695
Lol
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>710480046
Building?
I think 4-5 is enough for now.
>>710480910
I am yes.
But it doesn't change the fact Es does that shit everywhere. He talked about this shit in Discord all the fucking time. Annoys me time from time.
>>710480996
I WANT IN! Or is there some special stat I need to have to enter harem? Because I entered Smug-harem by just him rolling dubs.
>>710480564
Hello, you little devil.
>>710481249
You know, idk what it is but I seriously take a liking to cute girls with a little bloodlust or have a little blood on them. What's your preference on that, seeing Flandre as your Waifu?
>>710480564
I'm so tired I'm probably gonna pass out. 4chan was a mistake tonight x.x
>>710481132
I don't think you join the harem out of free will
Just know that Syndra is nice on the surface but ice cold on the inside (and a QT at heart <3)
>>710481327
I know. Look at this nazi adult Flan.
>
>>710481391
Oh ok.
>>710481431
I know that just by looking at how Syndra talks. But I am submissive. Ice Cold sounds fun.
me brb, gonna go for a talk with a friend.
>Flan
>>710481605
That doesn't really answer the question, but it's a vague answer I guess.
>still flat
>>710481725
I will answer once come back, I hope you will still be here.
>flany
>>710481792
looks like a man
>>710482148
She is a 13-16yr partial cyborg murdering machine...
>>710482223
her body looks way too big to be a 13 year old
look at those shoulders
>>710481725
Ok I am here.
>What's your preference on that, seeing Flandre as your Waifu?
Oh well. The reason I chose Flan over others is pretty damn simple: She is a destructive vampire loli. A FUCKING NUCLEAR VAMPIRE LOLI!! How can you not like that? I am just the kind of person that would be kind to everyone but deep inside I love to watch the world burn.
>>710482223
Looks fucking neat to me man.
>>710482275
Here's all the main characters.
>>710482312
> I am just the kind of person that would be kind to everyone but deep inside I love to watch the world burn.
>edgy
>>710482564
No but he's not. Not at all
>>710482564
I do like to watch people cry. I am sorry if that is not your thing. And I hate edgy shit. So please. Do not call me that.
mio is mine
>>710482704
It's called sociopath
And not wanting to be edgy doesn't make you any less edgy
Did anyone claim her?
>>710482829
I am sorry but I do not make memes about world destruction and how society is fucking dead. So not edgy. I may be a sociopath but I am definitely not edgy. Edgy is a fucking meme tbh. Please for the love of god at least know what actual edge is. I am not edgy. I am just a little broken inside, not edgy.
>not edgy
>not edgy
>not edgy
>>710482844
FAMALAM!
>>710482978
>I'm not edgy, I'm just edgy
>being this edgy
>>710482978
I'm not going to remember you next week anyway
>>710483044
At least I have more edge than you! Be ashamed! I am better than you at something!
>>710483092
k mate. I still have no clue to who I am talking so it doesn't matter much.
>>710482978
>someone attempting to be badass by acting emo or overly contrarian.
>I-I'm not edgy!
>>710483199
You're better at being a faggot than I am, I bow to your knowledge
Claimu!
What have you all been up to?
>>710483227
You silly, I like you anon. Your opinion matters really "much" to me.
>>710483281
Thank you.
>>710483339
Hello Nui. Almost got your quads there
>>710483425
There is always next time. >check em
But hello to you to, never spoken to you before i believe.
But you doing anything?
>>710483833
I suppose we never spoke before, have we?
I'm doing okay. My virtual machine finally installed and I gotta leave the classroom I'm in so the students can have their class
How are you?
>checked
>>710483199
If it matters to you
>>710483945
I guess we really never had anything to say to eachother.
Ah, that's cool.
And i've been fine, wasn't feeling well yesterday but i'm well now, just listening to music as usual today.
>>710484259
Jibril you cuck <3
I am gonna go take a shower. Cya all peeps sometime later.
>>710484321
Sounds like you know me?
Did you switch waifus again?
>>710484470
I am Pete from the other Discord. Ofc I know you. But seriously, time to take shower. Will reply after long-ass shower in which I will think about how much I fucked up in life. cya
>>710484262
I guess not
You're feeling better today then, I take it?
>>710484575
>commiting heresy on top of heresy
any name I might actually recognize?
>>710483339
dats mine actually
>>710484575
Your waifu reminds me of my favorite undead jester.
>>710484751
Yeah, feeling decent now.
I'm just back to the usual now.
>>710485028
You lie as usual!
But what have you been doing?
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>710484904
Hello toy
>>710485204
Hi Syndra, having a good day?
>shows up to claim
>goes to sleep
mfw
>>710484845
New CC, Pete, Flan. My only names. Heresy does not matter much to me. I was in the search for True waifu back then. This what you see is Flandre Scarlet, my final (hopefully) wife.
>>710485190
You remind me of the best qts of qts.
>>710485614
nope you ain't stopping you heretic
![Syndra [344].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0svUak9.jpg "Syndra [344].jpg")
>>710485413
You could say so.
Dealing with my last class before i have to go deal with my train.
How about you?
Everyone in this thread should contemplate suicide and Fuck off
>>710485845
>>710485768
Ah, easy day in classes then?
Was doing D&D all night. We finally got around to playing the first session. It was quite short since we were still trying to figure out what to do exactly. But I had fun regardless. Luckily, I haven't had to sing or anything of the sort...yet.
>They're actually going to make me sing in as high a voice as I can, or attempt to do my characters voice. Which isn't going to happen. But god damn I'm gunna try!
>>710485614
Why thank you, jester wings cutie.
What have you been doing?
>>710485614
new CC
didn't expect you to be this new
How do you even know me then?
>>710485824
why does she look crosseyed, she looks retarded now
>>710465425
Ayy just finished that show like a week ago
>>710486395
perhaps get your eyes checked, the eyes arent crossed and she certainly isn't retarded
>>710485761
Why? I really do want this to be my wife. I fucking love this QT. A FUCKING VAMPIRE LOLI NUKE BASICALLY. I mean come the fuck on, How can you not like this?!
>>710485845
What does "suicide" mean? Is that some type of dance? I would love to suicide.
>>710486178
Discord.
>>710486065
Nothing much. Just had a shower, going to a flee market or something, getting some homemade sushi there.
>>710485190
But since I never lie my usual is no lies at all
And I have been good, much cuddle
>>710486513
well the eyes look of in the first pic, her right eye is closer to the left, while the left eye is centered and and the eye shape throws it off more, but then again its 5 am and no sleep so far
>>710486534
and thats exactly why your gonna move on in a week or two
>>710486534
>A FUCKING VAMPIRE LOLI NUKE
Call me sappy, but i generally find it advisable to pick partners based on who they are rather than what.
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>710486037
Yes, as usual really.
That sounds fun. Have you atleast tryed singing anything?
>>710486818
She is a loli nuke. I am sorry but I am attracted to loli nukes.
>>710486910
Oh. Well that is what "they are". That is my way of describing the personality. She is cute but has not much knowledge of human kind, so she is not at very good terms with humans. When she gets mad or just in her happy mood she becomes a machine of destruction. I fucking love it tbh. And she has a smug side to her too.
>>710486818
i think you should get some sleep friend
i have been nice with you but its really inadvisable to insult other people's waifu
especially with what you got
Anyhow, going to flee market. Be back once in the usual cafe. So in like an hour or two.
>>710487187
>Flan
