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so /b/ how do i beat a taller opponent in a street fight? goin to fight some fagget who is around 6'4 and im only 5'10, any advice is apreciated
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>>710370975
Go for knees, not to break them but to fuck his balance up, use his longer arms to your advantage and pull him downward as you trip him, side saddle him and ground n pound.
If you're really that sure it's going to happen and have time to prepare, go to a nearby self defense class or martial arts school, explain your situation and compensate them for whatever amount of time it is that you have.
Don't go in there asking to kick ass, ask for them to teach you how to defend yourself.
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Shoot him.
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>>710370975
Fight cheap. Kick his kneecap backward.

Personally I'd do that or dive for the legs and try to wrestle him and put him in a headlock until he submits (helps if you've wrestled in Highschool like I have)

He'll have reach over you with longer arms so don't stand up and throw punches unless you can take a hit or he is scrawny
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You stand there and take your ass beating like a man.
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>>710371430
Alternatively this, if you try and you fight decently, you might gain someones respect for at least not being a bitch.
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>>710371198
guess im gona be kicking knee caps because fight is in about 4 hours, thanks for the tips man
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>>710371487
this guys kinda skinny so i doubt he will be able to deliver an ass, dont see giving up as an option yet as i believe i stand a good chance at taking him down
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>>710371569
Look into the hip toss and how to get out of various locks and grips, like both hands on your neck, both hands on your shoulders so on and so forth.
Shit, I did martial arts for a while, I wish I could help you out irl.
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>>710371430
Would you say you deserve a beatdown?
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Listen to all these fucking manlets. Would be easier for you to kys op.
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>>710371569
shit dude, this is shit advice. You're gonna want to keep those feet on the ground. Itd be safer to stomp his feet, keeps your foot closer to the ground. I'd go for a headbutt square on his nose, all your fucking weight behind it, stomp his foot, swing for the gut, you want to pull back the opposite arm when you swing and really get your back and shoulder into it. Then slide away.
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>>710371569
I'd say that going for the knees is good, when he is on the ground try to choke him out, just your arms around his neck and lock his legs down with yours. Then remember, when you want to choke someone out you have to like squeeze inwards, no point in just laying there trying to squeeze with your muscles only.
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>>710370975
Quit worrying about height and worry about weight, stamina, and skill.

You gonna stand up and box? You're Fuhkin stupid! Immobilize your opponent and beat them senseless into the concrete. Squeeze nuts, gouge eyes, bite, pull hair. This is a STREET FIGHT, no rules. Don't worry about "cheap shots" or "bitch moves" here. You're goal is victory at all cost.

As for stamina, exertion will be a factor, make sure you are prepared.

Now I know you're crying about MUH HEIGHT MUH HEIGHT. 5" is no factor.

To the weight now...
>2 trains moving at 50 m.p.h.
>Same amount of engines, cars, speed
>1 is empty
>1 is hauling 150 tons of freight
>Which is gonna hit harder?
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>>710371776
well his gf cheated on him with me
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>>710372094
Most importantly, wear a mouth piece or clench your jaw if you cant get a mouth piece. Focus on your posture, dont lock your knees, tip forward you want your weight on your toes not your heels so you cant be pushed over, and go for a gnarly headbutt, usually stuns the fuck out of them.
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I also recommend you try to get a technique for punching, if you have no clue how to punch it's basically you are to look at your opponent with your hands in a position you can defend yourself. Then go for either a strong hit with your dominant hand or a combo; jab-cross-hook.

Anyways use your hips and your legs to get the energy to punch.
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>>710370975
Hook to the jaw. Make the brain stem twist. Instant knock out. Anyone. Watch boxing one punch knockouts, you'll see
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If you want to "fight clean" like someone stated
Get close, real fucking close
Don't try to out box him his arms will fuck your shit up. Get close and start beating his body, if you know how to throw a proper punch you'll bring him down to your level easy then you can work his head.
Keep in mind though this is a street fight and the likelihood of it being a "clean fight" is low. The second he starts trying grimey shit start beating his knees.
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Back, down-back, down, punch
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>>710372171
The empty one?
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>>710372171
its not a street fight if its planned. Go in with a bit of whiskey in you man. Not a full gut of beer, but something to take the edge off.
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>>710372171
>>710372094
lucky for me i am pretty prepared because im physicaly fit, not a fucking body builder or anything but i do have standard muscles etc, so what i have gotten from most of the responses is fight dirty?
>>710371742
thanks bro ill be posting an update on how it goes later on
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>>710370975
I'm 5'7" and starting to date a 9/10. Height matters but only so much, insecurity is the bigger turn off so ignoring your height and staying confident makes a difference.
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>>710372232
Well then you take your ass beating like a man and move on. Don't be a pussy. I'm not sayin just take it and not fight back at all but you knew the consequences.
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>>710370975
get close, don't swing at his head cuz ur punch will take longer to reach, knee kicks r also good against tall men
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>>710372531
he is going too fight this guy, not fuck him
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i learned from a friend that said uppercuts work really good when going against a tall person is he right or will this not do anything?
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>>710370975
throw ur shoe at him
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>>710370975
>tfw 5'10" in the Netherlands
>tfw still got a gf
Doesn't matter have gf and sex.
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>>710372550
not gona bitch but i didnt actually know she had a bf, as this fucker is apperantly "always away"
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>>710370975
Don't listen to these clowns when they tell you to go for knee kicks OP. You're more likely to hurt yourself or put yourself so off balance even a glancing counter punch will knock you on your ass. Only answer here to fighting anyone is fight dirty. Tuck your chin, keep a guard up then go for raking the eyes, chopping at his throat and punches to the ears and jawline. If you manage to wrestle him down grab his clothing and pull it tight around his neck to go for blood choke if possible othwise jam your thumb into his eye or fish hook him until his cheek tears. Maximum pain infliction will keep him on the defensive and others will know you're a mean motherfucker
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>>710372232
I too have been in this situation OP, I fought the kid and managed to get a couple shots in but it was a loss in every way. My advice to you is dont go alone and if he tries to pick you up, spread your feet and give yourself a strong center of gravity.
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>>710372388
gg
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>>710372756
the problem with this is im not trying to go to jail for assault
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Coming from a 6'6" giy,if he doesnt outweigh you or have a wrestling background and you do,put tue big fuck on the ground and pound in his head. Hard for us to block when we are on our back.
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>>710372869
In that case try and fight him gently then...... kek
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>>710372648
uppercuts are a great second punch, when you've slackened his jaw with a headbutt square on the nose, but this only works if you stun him for a second. Specific punches are hard to land in a fight, and I'd suggest using an open hand strike, use the heel of your palm, less damage to your hand and wrist, keeping you in the fight longer. If his jaw is clenched you're just gonna hurt your hand.
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>>710372756
>grab his clothing and pull it tight
He getting in fight with bigger man not wrestling with his little sister.
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>>710372621
Underrated post. Kek
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>>710372967
well i mean like not gouging out his eyes n shit everything else is fine
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Cam we tall about his opponents testicles for just one moment. Nut shot, head shot. Fight over you win
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suck his cock.
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>>710373049
A blood choke will render ANYONE unconscious if it's applied well was my point.
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>>710372869
yeah you dont want to break kneecaps or rake eyes, this is actually fucking stupid to begin with, but mutual combat isnt really a big deal. I'd stick with my advice, keep your feet close to the ground, headbutts, gut punches, and foot stomping. Get some licks in, take a few, tell him youre done, then go home and wonder why the fuck you'd even go through that in the first place.
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>>710373215
Bitch move kys. This is a fight not a walk-in ball snipping clinic
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>>710373215
You've watched too many cheap ass movies dude. Trying a Johnny cage signature move on anyone pumped on adrenaline will just result in bystanders calling you gay for going right at the dick and balls
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>>710371569
Punch the throat
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>>710373324
Tell Bruce Lee that. Jeet Kun Do has many combos that focus on nut shots. Quick, effective, painful.
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>>710370975
Aim for the balls.
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>>710370975
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Get him on the floor. Fake like you're about to punch and then go for his legs. Drive your legs and push at his hips as hard as you can and he'll lose his balance and go down. Proceed to beat the fuck out of him.
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>>710373457
Did you miss that op is shorter?
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>>710373473
Yes I remember seeing the ol' cup and jerk once
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>>710373304
and dont forget, keep your weight on your toes, knees bent, and jaw clenched, if you cant find a mouthpiece. also remember fighting because of a girl is fucking stupid, not saying you should back down, I wouldnt, but its fucking stupid.
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>>710372550

If you didn't know then why is he trying to fight you?

Obviously the problem is the bitch.

Have you told him you didn't know she had a boyfriend?
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>>710370975
>organizing fights at later date and/or time
What are you, 14?
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>>710373519
>still goes for the bike
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>>710370975
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
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>>710373473
Lel!
I practice Krav Maga and about 90% of the shit we practice is going for the groin
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>>710373568
Anyone who puts a mouthpiece in before a street fight needs his ass beat on principle alone
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>>710370975
Waot for him to swing, grab his arm and break it at the elbow
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>>710373582
yea i did but this is one prideful fag he insists on a fight and told everyone and im not trying to be a bitch and back out
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>>710373690
What episode of naruto are you on buddy?
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>>710373409
>4chan
>calling you gay
>not being actually gay
wth
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>>710373663
It's hands down the quickest way to end the fight.
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>>710373690
Yeah cause I'm sure every street fighter with no practice can just catch a punch
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>>710373590
considering the fact that he wanted to make it organized im guessing to invite his friends and shit no im not 14
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In this thread. Retards actually waste time fighting when there's no money on the line.

OP, you shoot him. If you live in the states, make him come to you, on your property, and shoot him in the head. Make sure to kill him or else it may be more trouble than it's worth.

Wow, you people don't know anything.
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>>710370975
Give em the old 1-2
1 shot to the body to distract and lower guard, 1 power shot to the jaw while he's distracted

If you're inexperienced, just go crazy and don't stop hitting til you're pulled off or he goes limp
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>>710370975
Kick kis knee cap of
/end thread
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>>710373805
to much trouble, have to go to court n shit police involed yea not doing that
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>>710373676
had a buddy who carried one (well a thin piece of rubber he used as one, not like a full on sports mouthpiece) around because he was an asshole and always getting into fights. You wont look like an asshole when you are the only one left with all his teeth. I'd use a fucking mouthpiece if I could.
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>>710373718
Do what boxers do. Get inside as fast as possible. His limb length won't be an advantage, rather a disadvantage. Also, body strikes. Those hurt like a motherfucker and you are less likely to fuck up your knuckles.
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shoot straight and stab upwards.
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>>710373718

Well you both are losing and the slut wins either way.

Anyways, keep your hands up and aim for the point where the skull and jaw connect. If you hit it right it's basically an off button for humans.

Try to punch through your target not right at it. Like aim for behind it. This will give your punches more power.

And keep your fucking hands up.
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>>710373804
kekek you're going to get jumped by niggers
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>>710370975
uppercut his balls
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>>710373816
probably most solid advice, get your licks in, take thine licks ye shall recieve, tell the bro youre done and go home and count your teeth.
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This may sound ridiculous but cut up some chilis and smother your palms with chili juice. Wipe it on his face and he will be blinded, push him down and jump on his head. No-one will know you had shit on your hands if you make it look like a slap, just remember not to touch your own face or the joke is on you big boy
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>>710373917
>implying that shit wouldn't happen in a streefight either, especially if he loses
>Organized, so probably crowd all recording on their phones
Both play out similarly, except with one choice, you're guaranteed the last laugh.
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90% chance one of the two pussies out and there is no fight anyway
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Get in close so he cant use his reach against you, keep your hands up protect your head. Breath and stay relaxed If you think you have good enough reflexs wait till he comes at you and use his momentum against him a palm to the nose should fuck him up pretty good and if he doesn't go down from that his eyes will be watering and won't be able to see. Proceed to fuck him up
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>>710370975
SWEEP THE LEG!!
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Just don't fucking go. How hard is that? You already fucked his girl, what's the point in fighting him? Instead of fighting him, send him a pic of you slamming his girl.
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>>710374123
nah i have a few friends standing by incase this fucker tries to jump me
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>>710374330
this doesn't work in a street fight unless you know what you're doing
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>>710370975

If you can manage this without getting hit first, you may have a chance OP.

First of all, don't let him hit you first. If you are right handed, get close enough that you can 'flick' his nose with your left hand moving from bottom to top. You have do do this very casually so he cant see it coming.

This may sound autistic, but the reaction is the same 99% of the time. It completely distracts them, and they will pull their head back and squint. But as they are doing that you are twisting into a solid hook. If you connect at the jaw you should be able to knock him out, or at least disoreint him enough to lay multiple hits. Dont forget, hook strength comes from your legs. You really want to use your legs to snap your upper body around. Pull your arm in as you connect and hit with your first two knuckles or you may bust your hand.

Think figure skaters- when they pull their arms in while spinning they move much faster.

If you fuck up though, he will probably fuck you up. Good luck anon
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>>710370975
Keep moving
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>>710371301
/thread
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Try to kick him in the balls, then do a takedown and get him in a headlock , use your elbows to bust open his head
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>>710371569
Call your mom to come pick you up from school and avoid the whole thing. You're obviously pussy so no one will be surprised. If he's that tall he's probably an athlete (and easily distracted) and you can hide out in your basement till another sporting event comes along. He'll forget about you like everyone else has, because you seem to think that the whole world is concerned whether or not you survive through the day. Have a good one knee-beater.
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>>710374556
thanks man will definantly take this into consideration when the time comes
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>>710372621
Super Kek
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>>710374761
moms in another state, not in school so this doesnt work
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Wanna win? Don't talk or dance around just light him up. Most people wait, talk and don't want to throw that first punch. Light him up and don't stop till he's limp. Also look up how to align your back and arm when you swing. GG
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>>710375001
Yes go in swinging wildly. This will work fantastically.
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>>710370975
Use your shortness to your advantage. Get on your knees, then go straight for the crotch and suck his dick. Maybe he will think you are so cute he will stop beating you.
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>>710375149
Not wildly. But not striking sounds like a viable option too I guess, if your into that sorta thing.
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>>710370975
This isn't true I had a girl think I was taller then her ex when I'm actually 4 inches shorter. When fighting a tall guy you need to get up close because his reach advantage will knock you down everytime. Best method is choking I've taken down dudes twice my size by gerring to their back and choking them out.
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>>710371569post pics
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this thread was started by a very short man
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>>OP stole this dudes girl and now he wants to kick his ass

Try sucking his dick to replace what he lost. right in front of everyone. just yank down his pants and ask why he cant get hard. he'll leave you alone after that
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ITT: toddler sized midgets
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>>710375764
never really considered 5'10 to be toddler sized
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>>710372094
how is he suppose to headbutt his nose if he's not going to lift his feet? you think he's some kind of elastic man?
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>>710375764
How many 6'2+ old men do you see walking around? None because you'll be dead by 55 faggot. Enjoy your arthritis and slow death lanklet
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Life aint an anime

Unless your opponent is retarded and/or doesnt know what he's doing, youre fucked. Ususally small guys beat big guys because the big guy either gets sucker punched or trips and falls on their laces
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>>710373805
>I'll just shoot mother fuckers that want to fight me

You know how much a of a little bitch you are?
How the fuck are you gonna shoot anyone? I'm sure daddy keeps his gunsafe locked
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>>710370975
Stay low, jab and jump back, aim for legs, if he grabs you don't halfass struggle but toss your whole weight away from him

Defensively keep your hands up

When he messes up go for the kill
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>>710371198
>side saddle him and ground n pound.
Fucking homo!
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>>710370975
feint a punch following up with a swift kick to the nuts.
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>>710370975
Knees.
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>>710376296
fucking stupid you don't go for the legs that just leaves your head unprotected to get knocked the fuck out.
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>>710371307
>submit…
Sorry bro homeboy's gotta knock his ass out either with a hit or choking out

There's no such thing as submitting in a street fight.

And you don't get to wear your leotard either…
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>>710370975
Punch him right in the sternum as hard as you can. That's always how I drop niggers that are ludicrously tall.
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>>710375946
I'm 6'8" and 68 years old. Nothing personnel, kid.
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You autist anons have no idea how to fight. Very few good tips in here.
Keep your hands up, lead with strong hand.
Stay on toes, weight balanced.
Don't go in with an attack plan, base your mIves on the situation. Has he left himself open?
Keep your head cool and eyes open.
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If you're asking for fighting advice, you're pretty much fucked already. Just bend over and let him do what he wants, maybe he won't beat yout up after yout let him ass fuck you. Gl.
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>>710370975
Why are you fighting in an arranged street fight?

Also don't wrestle him if you have no clue how. I'm 6'5¨ and I (sort of) accidentally sent a guy to the hospital who tried the knee kick tackle thing. He was so angry that he just did not give up. I choked him until he literally stopped breathing until someone gave him cpr
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>>710376771
Lol shut the fuck up, you just listed some cliche bullshit. I've been boxing for 7 years and this is some of the most generic shit I've ever heard. Dont lead with your strong hand.
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>>710375946
A lot considering how much shorter the average person was even 50 years ago
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>>710376003
It really depends on the people involved. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a 4'0" guy beating the fuck out of a guy that was getting close to 6'0". This was in jr. high, the little guy was literally jumping to land each punch, just hopping and punching. The big dude was a huge pussy, little dude wasn't. Like they say, it's not the size of the dog in the fight.
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im pretty sure that is supposed to say 11'2 for the oriental guy
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jump
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>>710376934
Jeet Kun Do, why would I want my fasted hand farther away from the target.
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>>710377228
>Jeet Kun Do
Were the ninjitsu classes not accepting new students?
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>>710373029
Dude you don't want to slapping the dude like a bitch. Right as you're about to connect a punch you just need to make the tightest fist you can and punch hard as fuck. The density of a very tight fist and the high velocity of a hard as fuck punch will leave the most damage with what you're hitting and not your hand
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>>710376003
There was this dude I used to work on a pipeline construction crew with we used t call nigger joe or black eyed joe. He was a 5'3" mexican dude who would always come in to work Mondays with a new scar or bruises or cuts whatever. When we asked him about it, he'd never say much, just something like 'I had to straghten some shit out' or 'yeah I got into it with someone'. Come to find out, he'd been beating wholesale ass. The guys he fought would end up in the hospital. I know just hanging around the guy, there weren't many on our crew that would be willing to go toe to toe with him. He'd always say, the worst thing you can do in a fight is underestimate the other guy.
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>>710373663
Let me fix that for you…
Krav Faga
Learn to fight like a man faggot
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>>710370975
You fucked his girl. Now he wants to fuck you up. Here's what you do anon, it's 4chan gold and it's gunna be big and it's gunna be yuge:

Go to your local sex toy shop. Bring cash and purchase all the big black dildos they have on the shelf. Purchase 3 things of lube.

Prior to the fight lube the tips of the dildos. This will make sense later.

Meet this guy in the street with a huge dildo in each hand. Proceed to intimidate him by waving these night sticks of gayness through the air like a raging chimp. The utter disbelief of your opponent will stun him and his boyz.

At that moment when they are dazed, smack him in the face with the BBC dildos while screaming his gfs name. Put your knee to his neck and whisper to him that you're going to fuck him like you did his gf.

With the bag of extra dildos coat them with lube and beckon his boyz to take one each. Proceed to tell this guy his ass will be wrecked by his boyz. Command your new sith legion to do the deeds.

Stand back and let the primal gay anal fury of his boyz overcome him.

When this shitshow is finished, mount his woman in front of him and ride off into the night, and contemplate never reading /b/ again if you take this anon's advice.
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>>710373768
No…
It's the quickest way to be a homo
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Streeeeeem this or you are the ultimate faggot.
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>>710378029
Lel! Enjoy your honor when Jamal is digging through your pockets while you're knocked out cold.
I bet you abide by a "samurai code of honor" you little faggot.
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>>710374126
Hahahhah
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Stream or it didnt happen.
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>>710378055
I feel bad you took so much time to write something that bad and thinking it would be funny
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Pics of the unfaithful wench to which is owed all this violence? The two of you should get together and beat her with sticks instead of fighting eachother. She is the reason.
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But seriously, pics of the wench.
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Show us the harlot's booty hole.
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>>710370975
Tom Cruise is 5'7"
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>>710375857
>>710375857
>>710375857
Lol
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So thats a "no" on the pics of the slut and streaming the fight?
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>>710374383
This guy knows get his girl to fuck right at the fight time then text him saying "dude I'm not going to make it I'm too busy fucking your slut of a girl" and a short vid of you wrecking that pussy and hear about him loosing his shit in front of everyone.
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>>710378528
Because i demand booty hole pictures for my satisfaction. I must see the anus for which you fight.
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>>710371198
This. Side of the kneecaps. Also, get past his teach, snd open palm smash the ribs like a psycho. If you can slip behind him, kidney punch him like Tyson on pcp.
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>>710378055
You suck, and you're not funny, whiteboi.
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>>710370975
You're better off fucking with him more by getting her mother involved and saying she encouraged you to do it for a threesome's sake
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ALMOST 2017: Still caring what women think.

Wonders why he is having problems with women.

You need to disregard her thoughts and feelings, focus on what she needs and fucking provide it from a dominant position and never give into her psychological warfare.

Be a fucking man.
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Why am i the only one demanding evidence and streams. I thought this was 4chan. Be a little more savage.
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The key to success is sand or sugar if there isnt a beach nearby. Get two handfuls of that shit in both your pockets then say "Nah i dont wanna fight you man" when he lets his guard down fling the sand into his eyes and grab his dick. Begin stroking and as you do that flop out your own dick and commence pelvic rotations to get a good spin going, the higher the rpm the better. Once you get the rotation going run away as fast as you can whilst your dick is spinning, the inertia will propel you at 50mph
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>>710374770
Also consider some c or d batteries in your pockets depending on hand size place one of the best fitting battery sizes in each hand, this will make your punch like a ton of bricks.
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>>710370975

Bring a gun, bring a friend, when he starts going all bro on you shoot him in the leg. When the cops show up tell them he charged you after you told him you would defend yourself if assaulted, have your friend back you up, sue him for emotional trauma while he's in jail. Profit.
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>>710378954
That's a great way to break your fingers
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>>710378220
No I just don't fight like some pussy bitch
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>>710379200
Check'd
And yeah if you hold them with a limp hand like a pussy
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>>710370975

1) bring friends for backup, just in case his are there and fight dirty

2) you won't win standing up, everyone telling you to go for knees, nose, etc. are retarded... you will get picked apart by reach if standing with this person

3) while avoiding damage, get inside of this guy's reach and grapple, use your lower center of gravity to force fight to ground

4) dont go for clean punches, if you've done your job of taking him down, you should be in at least a somewhat dominant position. now you start raining elbows at his face relentlessly. elbows will hurt people, even thru blocking attempts, especially if you're in a dominant position and the back of their head is on the ground, they won't have to be clean. also, elbows don't break easily, keep dropping bombs as hard as you can, if you did this with fists they'd break

5) make sure your friends keep their friends off you long enough to finish the job
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>>710376474
Wrestle him down, start choking him with left hand. As he moves his hands to free from choking, start hitting unprotected face with right hand
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>>710371569
We're going to need an update anon
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>>710378220
Some anons learned to fight, and not from watching rocky movies or bum fights.
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>>710377952
A nigger fight huh
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>>710370975
Stay on the inside and work the body, hitting ribs and kidneys if you could manage it, consecutive punches add up quick
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>>710380126

this isn't rocky you fucking pleb
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>>710370975
Is he experienced? If not he might be armed. If he has a knife keep it as far away as possible from you. Get him so he is leaning down then knee him in the face. You could try snatching the knife away from him as soon as possible, but you could end up stabbing yourself.

If he has a gun, say shit like "I'll give you my wallet, my phone! What do you want from me? I'll give you anyth- Grab the barrel of the pistol, twist it, punch him in the jaw, knee him in the balls and grab the gun away from him.
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>>710380206
Kek
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what do u mean i remember slappin senior students when i was in 9th grade by jumpin
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>>710370975
bite his balls

to be honest height has nothing to do with manliness or anything , i know a retarded faggot virgin at age 35 and hes like 7 feet
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>>710380999
>>710370975
also putin is 5'6 and doubt if anyone would like to fuck with him
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>>710371569
post results
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>>710380999
>>710381131
Manlets detected
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>>710370975
Aim high
Strike low
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>>710373611
Top kek and checked
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>>710370975
u know ur gona get into a street fight with someone? what are you, 13?
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Get in really close, throw a few wild punches and then wade in and keep your head down. Then go low and tackle at the hips and push him onto his back, reach around the back of his legs and squeeze your arms and lift if he doesnt start to fall right away. After this do your best to stay on top and use punches, elbows and whatever else at his face, especially the eyes, and just go fucking crazy. Thats your best shot at winning.
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>>710372232
post pics
you have a right to if you win
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>>710370975
do the naked man.
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>>710372232
hehe ur a faggot. u should have some self respect and not fuck girls who are dating. youre basically having sex with a whore.
please let the tall guy just strangle you to death
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>>710373519
typical manlet with his sucker punch.
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>>710370975

strip naked
take shit in your hand
smear said shit all over yourself
scream like fucking banshee while charging
???
profit
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if you have a couple weeks to prepare,use weights,lift curls.presses,benches to build upper torso,wear ankle weights,too,use an 80 lb bag to hit on,,work up reeealll slow in landing hits on the bag,from every position,work up speed a notch every third day,,rhythm,stamina,leg bends,when you get to do the deed,,get in close,use the legs & butt muscle,legs,thigh,to arm shoulder, a taut spring knock him
up in the air,as in feet leave the ground,,a k/o.start the fight slow,diddle with him a bit,so he gets comfortable with something he can handle,letting him think 'easy money'. he has reach,negate that reach by staying close in.,bounce,bob,weave,make him follow you,
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>>710370975

only inbreds take the risk of obtaining possible brain damage.

Don't fight is the best advice i can give you my man. You only fight if you have no other choice.

you are a fool if you go to a street fight on purpose.
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>>710382300

>thinks "upper torso" works makes you hit harder
>thinks fights stay on feet and are boxing matches

someone's never been in a real fight, nor trained for anything
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>>710370975
>>710382648

Perhaps you are to worried about what people will call you. you should learn to not give a shit instead of purposely going to a street fight.

Any decent fighting instructor will give you the same advice. if its about life and death you run your ass off if you can. if you can not get away you fight.
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Quick scoop kick to the nuts. When he bends over, grab his ears and drive your knee into his nose, then throw his head at the ground. Jump on him, pull his head an inch off the ground and pound away bouncing head off the pavement. 25 seconds max and he is destroyed.
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Throw the bitch at him
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>>710370975
Well they're tall so don't let them use their reach. Get in close and throw hook shots. Letting them get distance is the worst thing you can do.
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>>710370975
>Steel toe cap boots
>Go for the shins or balls first
>Headbutts to his chin
>If you can't beat them, eat them
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>>710371569
You scheduled a fight?
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>>710371569

lol be sure to post pics of your hamburger face after you get your shit pushed for following all of this terrible advice
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>>710373643
180
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>>710384607
Newfag detected
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>>710384607
c'mon bruh
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