Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread 2
One set of dubs down.
DEAD
Trying the dick shot again
spork critical hit
GOING FOR THE SECOND DUB
>>710313699
o shit
FALL OFF THAT FUCKING PLATFORM
>>710313699
we got dubs in the last thread do those count
I point to his dead brother on top, while smiling and looking at him
>>710313699
Second set of dubs wins!
Now the bosses will start to pick up in difficulty. But first, the second optional boss that we unlocked.
Crossbreed Priscilla!
Roll
>>710313838
Yeah, he's slain
Rolling
>>710313892
Trying to cut the tail!
>>710313892
isn't the nest smough and orstein she is after them and crossdressing nigger
>>710313892
Priscilla.... is somehow like a furry... But i like that
Damn, cutting at her tail again!
smash with blunt axe
For the tail!
We got this
>>710313892
stroke her furry tail
roll for win?
>>710314053
Trying again, i want that dagger
>>710314018
No, she can be attempted in any order for these guys. I found her easiest, so I lined her up first.
>>710314100
YES! a hit! swinging again!
>>710313892
trying again for stroking her furry tail
>>710313892
For the furry tail!
roll
>>710314018
You need the peculiar doll to get into the painted world.
So you need to fight the stray demon first.
(You dont have to but its on the way.)
>>710313892
check my fucking glorious dubs niggers
>>710314177
>>710314100
That tail's looking pretty loose. Keep it up!
>>710314100
>>710314177
Going for third dubs
>>710314136
too bad there is no option to strip her naked and fuck her raw
>>710314100
>>710314177
NO STOP WALK OFF THE PLANK ALREADY, SHE DIDNT DO NUFFIN
>>710314177
one more time
>>710314177
Good job, but im taking that final hit!
>>710314198
Damn, you're right. I should change that. I forgot you needed the doll to get into Painted World
>>710314266
Third dubs!
>>710314266
Good job, you killed her and betrayed her.
>>710314100
Nice
Roll
>>710314266
fuck it's all my fault.
>>710314266
>>710314177
>>710314100
After severing Priscilla's tail, you decide to bail and leave the Painted World of Aramis.
She still grants you the next Trips that is required.
Moving on. They only get harder from here.
This will probably be your first speed bump. The game is on now
>>710314433
>gets dubs again
>>710314311
Of course i am right, after all i wasted about 1k hours on this goddamn game.
these fuckers. Right, let's go
>>710314555
Winrar fuck you ornstein
Come on trips
>>710314555
:-O
>>710314555
Ornstein goes down first!
Smough becomes Super Smough!
We need 4 sets of dubs!
Taking down fatso
now more dubs
>>710314471
check 'em
>>710314555
We in there
>>710314471
Ornstein did nothing wrong
>>710314555
wow, I did it!
dubs get
>>710314644
1 hit down, 3 to go!
>throws lightning spear
>>710314471
>>710314629
wow the flavor for this is amazing. i'm impressed. true to the game and everything.
here's some tits as thanks
>>710314555
>>710314611
Welp, 3 more dubs
>>710314471
kill the fat fuck first
Grab smough by the tiddie and twist reall' hard
>>710314765
>here's some tits
>posts a dick
Um... uh... thanks, I guess anon...?
>>710314555
>>710314611
>>710314644
Third dubs get!
>>710314611
>>710314644
2 hits to go
>>710314504
i'm on a roll aren't i, new rule i get trips on this and we use za warudo on super smough.
murder the fucking trap, then murder Smough
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>710314929
1 hit to go*
My bad
how many more dubs?
>>710314932
oh well worth a shot...
Swingin
>>710315044
None.
>>710315044
One more now, right?
>>710315044
none
>>710315088
Good hit anon, SMOUGH DOWN
>>710314645
45 --> 44
>>710315044
>>710315088
>>710314611
>>710314644
A winner is you
>>710314611
>>710314644
>>710315044
>>710314555
According to my rules, this counts.
Good work, O Champions of the Sun!
We're getting close to the halfway point. Unfortunately, we missed the window for the 3rd optional boss, but we can still make the 4th.
1
2
3
4
>>710315360
4
>>710315265
was too hard the las time!
4
>>710315360
DELETE THIS
>>710315360
>>710315338
delete one and counting is finished
>>710315360
delete
1
>>710315377
finished the count AND got dubs
>pats self on back
>>710315556
Holy almost quads
Rolling again
Is the count finished?
>>710314266
>>710314433
>>710315088
i'm on a roll
3
>>710315556
>>710315377
>>710315633
Final dubs!
DONT KILL ANYONE
>>710315293
>>710315327
>>710315338
>>710315377
Counting and one set of dubs is complete.
>>710315556
Thanks to the Moonlight Butterfly, this gets -1 and will be counted as dubs.
>>710315633
Third dubs!
We're all done with Seath!
We're now at the halfway point.
>>710315633
Yes, and now we only need 1 more dubs
>>710315360
delete
>>710315731
But, is quads
i guess that counts too
>>710315734
here you go m8
Even steven
rolling for slathering him in vicks vaporub
>>710315678
4th optional boss unlocked.
Kekking heartily about this.
The criteria was "Someone posts a DS related image that I have not seen before". Good work.
>>710315731
>>710315678
can't get em if i force it though :/
99
>>710315875
Reqesting the optional boss after this one is defeated.
Swinging!
>>710315858
Can i roll for this too?
Come on digits!
>>710316026
by all means, rolling for it again
>>710316018
4th optional boss doesn't trigger until we...
Have a long nap in a comfy ... bed. :)
>>710315731
Use Links ice arrow!
Let's kill this guy
>>710315731
KILL IT WITH WATER
>>710316119
>>710316166
We must combine our vaporrub with the even dubs for the slay
>>710316125
Ohhh, i got what you are saying anon.
>>710316265
adding even more vaporub
>>710316166
Even!
Even dubs get
>>710316332
top kek
also offbyone kenobi
>>710316325
damn it! MORE
praising with all i got
>>710313548
all we need is Tarkus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbHtRggFsNA
>>710316395
WHY ISNT THE VAPORRUB WORKING
>>710316470
I DONT KNOWWWW
>>710316466
Nice shot! boss down
>>710316466
>>710316166
Solaire saves us!
Even the same dubs! We've made it past the halfway point! Good job!
>>710316522
Lol now we get those sweet dubs
>>710316466
Nice.
>>710316604
it worked in the end...
>>710316633
One set of dubs down!
Trips are also already fulfilled by Priscilla.
Only need 1 more set of dubs!
lets go
>>710316633
Hey.. I'm usefull..
>>710316633
>>710316711
>>710316593
Get that firesage outta here
>>710316633
>>710316711
Double dubs down!
>>710316593
Damn, shit is getting difficult!
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
trips and 9 left?
>>710316755
>>710316711
>>710316633
Welp. Overkill.
Prisilla provided our trips. Moving forward!
>>710316593
all that shit for the asylum demon - fire edition? fucker is easy
>>710316756
four 9s left
>>710316593
Reskin lmao.
Roll
praise the sun
>>710316820
This one sounds as hard as actually fighting the centipede demon without the cheese
>>710316797
5 9s are needed. going to need some teamwork on this one anon.
sun.praise.
>>710316899
does that count as 2 nines?
>>710316755
>>710315088
>>710314433
>>710314266
most gets i've got in a thread i think
>>710316820
Shit..
And i though DS was hard.
>>710316820
what does this even mean
dont fail us
>>710316820
Oh shit what
>>710317051
>i can't even into english
>>710317051
it just means your last 3 digits are numbers like 123, 234, 345, 567, 789, 890, 901,012
>>710316820
Roll.
trying for this weird thing
Attempting
>>710317214
it's no harder than rolling trips
I think it's time we rest at a bonfire...
maybe savor the souls we got?
Rolling
>>710317214
>>710317153
oh I was thrown off by the first 2 examples
rolling
>>710317285
fuck that
rollin!
>>710316995
then i miss the trips :/
>>710317278
sort of.
>>710317346
>>710317347
Not what were looking for, but we had that in the last thread
>>710316820
ill give it a shot. note it does not mention that it has to be the last 3 digits.
>>710317347
So close anon.
We need to get gud
>>710317346
Rip so close
>>710317433
"dubs" and "trips" don't mention that they have to be the last 3 digits either. but it's understood. like this.
bitch.
>>710317433
read OP
>>710317484
ruthlessly explained, but true.
>>710317484
Hey 484 ma luck numba
Swinging
WEW
come onnnnnn
Going for the beast
>>710317665
almost
>>710316820
678 get
Roll
ATTACK!
>>710317401
roll to beat demon, i'm not letting my luck hollow.
QUADS
>>710317718
BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE
>>710317702
I was kidding i meant 789
i feel like this isnt possible
B0ss 2 hard
Switch mode easy.
>>710317788
nigga you had ONE job
>>710317788
Fuckkkk
SPAM POSTS FOR 901 012
>>710316820
>fires a tranquilizer dart
>>710317766
This is possible you quivering pussy
>>710317823
Can anyone smell 890?
I think i can smell 890
>>710317908
spear guy shoves a spear up your ass
I have an urge to skip, but we only got one.
Who knows what's ahead?
Throws lightning spear
Keep it up guys. Hazel blessed you with a roll!
>>710317943
Mike.
Kek
>>710317728
nope. i'm just an npc the chosen undead will rape with a drake sword.
123 is the get for this boss
Trust me
>>710318110
123
>>710318065
Your dog is adorable anon.
Rolling
>>710318110
I was kidding its 234
>>710318191
234 get!
>>710318211
234
get
>>710316820
>Uses victim rhetoric to make him khs
THREE FOUR FIVE
>>710318254
Damnit 345
3455555555555555555
>>710318326
34555555555555555
>>710318343
SON OF A FUCK
>>710318343
so close
>>710318065
Puppy powa?
>>710318343
Come on man!! Stop screwing this up!
>>710318098
wait did i get or...?
>>710318405
Based Hazel!!!
>>710318446
456
>>710318382
Ive never died this many times to the centipede demon before
456 get
go numbers go
>>710318466
fire ring OP
FIVE SIX SEVEN NIGGERS
>>710318446
>>710318466
The power of averages compells you
>>710318552
567
567
567
567
Satan guide my cock!
flail whip pathetically.
>>710318565
How dare you!
>>710318621
67867867867867867867868776867867868768687867867868687
Roll
>>710318670
678
>>710318678
FUCK YES WINRAR
>>710318678
YES!!!!!
>>710318678
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
>>710318577
So close anon
>>710318678
HOLY SHIT NIGGER WE DID IT
The centipede curls up in a spiral and emits a foul smell.
On to the next boss!
I hope you guys are tired, because we've found a bed!
>>710318707
What fresh hell is the bed of chaos going to be?
>>710318678
Wew lad also, almost at 250 OP
>>710318678
Happiness
CHARGEEEEE
>>710318769
easy
>>710318844
see?
>>710318844
>november 2016
>people still using wew lad
>>710318769
Rell
>>710318944
EEEEEEEEEE
>>710318769
What does bed mean?
>inb4newfag
>>710318952
>current year meme
>>710318769
What...
We are never going to beat this game.
>>710319014
holy shit that thing is too ugly to be a doge
>>710319038
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710318952
>2016
>still uses current year meme
250 posts reached my friend
Rolling
>>710318769
didn't you say something about a bed earlier
because I could use a nap :^
>>710319175
>Current year current year meme
Wew lad
>>710319096
I've only had one group beat it before.
I've hosted this thread a few dozen times.
Skip......... We will never reach 77
Im going to get 222 and 333 with this post alone
>>710319078
the boss's name is Bed of Chaos
>>710318949
i'm an idiot ignore this we need trips not dubs.
>>710317723
Nice hit
zzzz
>>710319259
I agree, im about to KILL over from being so tired.
I need a small dark room to lie down in!
>>710319343
Thank you my good sir
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
ALL POSTS BELOW THIS ONE WILL NOT BE COUNTED
>>710319520
OP new thread is needed! quick!
