>>710290205 You ever fuck one?
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>>710290205
You ever fuck one?
>>710290420
Nope, people poop from there
>>710290515
and people piss from the penis and birth humans out of the vagina, what's the big deal?
>>710290515
liking butts doesn't mean you like anal sex
>>710290604
Piss is relatively clean and I am not fucking somebody that is giving birth or close to it
>>710290632
I know, I am just answering his question
>>710290632
It does for me
>>710290205
goes back to the time when we walked on all fours
and could smell if a female was on heat from just one quick sniff.
ahhh dirtyvadgesmell.jpg
>>710290205
moar of this ass pls
>>710290745
The butthole can get pretty clean too if you take the time to wash it out like the rest of your body. Plus you can always use a condom if you're afraid of getting poopdick.
>>710290205
I don't mind if a girl has small boobs, I just really want her to have a nice, 10/10 ass.
>>710290755
i don't understand this , they are penetrating the pussy or anus
>>710290976
Is it that nice?
![Austin_Powers_512k_standard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9GtjUJ8.jpg "Austin_Powers_512k_standard[1].jpg")
>>710290976
>>710291211
double vaginal
>tfw a girl tries it for the first time.
>>710291454
Probably
I don't understand the hangups on anal. Everyone would be a lot more fun if we were all getting assfucked on the reg.
>>710292287
I don't want to take it up the butt
>>710291454
?? just the way i like ?
>>710290205
something to grab and push towards me when im fucking my gf
butts are awesome.
if it were socially acceptable we'd all be out there sniffing every attractive butt we'd come across like dogs do.
>>710290632
And liking anal sex doesn't mean you like shit.
>>710293667
no we wouldnt you autist
>>710290205
because they cant handle boobs
Why not like butts?
>>710294668
Don't get me wrong, I like butts too I just don't get why people are so obsessed and prefer them over boobs, legs, pussy, and everything
>>710292941
Well you wanna be a Star, don'tcha?
>>710294875
They are the shock absorber between your pelvis and her tail bone.
>>710294420
yeah
>>710295026
Not that badly
>>710295433
>>710295583
>>710295186
Butt look at all the attention she's getting! You don't think she feels absolutely amazing right now? Especially after a nice bump of coke ;D
THIS is the feminine ideal.
>>710290515
not right now you don't
>>710295583
That chick is at least 160 lbs
>>710295672
>>710296109
you have magical weight guessing powers do you?
>>710295754
I am not a fem
>>710295800
How do you know
>>710296277
>>710296619
>>710290205
>people
Only faggots and niggers are obsssed with butts. I appreciate a nicely shaped ass but I am really only interested in pussy. Anal sex isn't fun and eating ass is a meme.
>>710295908
Why do they not have ass?
>>710296675
Are these you?
>>710298170
yes. i am the one with the dick in my ass. no, it's not me. just vids i saved from the original anon who posted them.
Jonny H?
>>710298727
Ah I see
>>710299012
???
>>710299080
I know that ass
>>710299080
why do you ask? if it was me i mean.
>>710299305
Do you really? Where did you see it before?
>>710299310
Just curious
>>710299310
Is it?
>>710299432
It was attached to the rest of the guy
>>710292941
Thats a man.
>>710299432
ok.
>>710299471
already answered that, but no, it isn't. i just saved the vids.
>>710290205
Eh, sex isn't such a big deal anymore. This planet is too fucked to have kids on. Death to this species seriously.
Also are you an alien? Can you take me with you to your reptile planet? I'll learn to hunt with your tribe.
>>710299651
Correct
>>710299628
Oh so you think it is somebody you saw in real life?
>>710299651
Yes it is, as is the first one
>>710299709
Why do you think I am an alien?
>>710299628
i am confused by this line of questioning. you know the guys ass?
>>710299990
Dunno, kinda just feel like you are.
I will respect your reptile culture. Get me off of this fucking hellhole.
Yeah I know who's arse that is without a doubt
>>710300119
I want to leave too, I feel your pain
>>710300197
Huh, strange. You say arse so I am guessing you aren't from the US and if you aren't from the US you probably haven't met me (it's my ass)
Would you fucc?
>>710299788
>>710299990
I don't know how to feel about this. Why would you confuse me like this.
>>710300560
Sorry :(
>>710300506
yep
>>710300099
>>710300197
>>710300342
yeah... still lost.
>>710297270
>Only faggots and niggers are obsssed with butts.
>I appreciate a nicely shaped ass
Showing your hand a little soon there bud.
>>710300506
Would Fucc with Thicc Dicc.
>>710301191
You gay yo?
>>710301191
>>710300894
>>710300975
I think I've 404'd myself
>>710301459
nice and smooth. ad really tight around my cock
>>710301456
Yes
>>710301459
Nice. Love that tight shaved ass.
>>710301523
possibly
>>710290205
Have you ever touched a girl's butt, so nice and soft, mmm....
>>710301646
25 yo femanon ending up on chan again lookin at a guys arsehole. Where the fuck is my life.
>>710301847
OP here, hope you at least liked my butt since I am straight
>>710301847
pls respond
for me it was the thing someone did to me.
>>710301847
you have no life. that is why you are here.
>>710302100
Nice dubs. moar
toughts?
>>710290205
Genes passed down from our ass loving monkey ancestor baboons.
>>710302265
>>710302383
9/10
>>710302383
looks like a butt
Rate me?
>>710300506
If you had a cunt
>>710302383
That's not how you use a pillow 0/10 read the manual noob.
>>710302956
very nice
got any more angles?
>>710303175
how then
>>710302755
a good one or a bad one?
>>710302956
Spread pls.
>>710303550
pretty standard butt
>>710290205
you know thats a dude, right?
>>710304013
Wtf is this?
>>710304306
belongs in a REKT thread :P
>>710304483
oh my
>>710304407
Is it a dude?
>>710302032
Guaranteed replies
>>710306198
woah jesus, sauce??
booty you say?
>>710306302
He used to post on reddit and tumblr but deleted his accounts.
>>710306428
is there a collection somewhere, cause I'd love to see
>>710306302
His account was jwb-porn btw.
>>710306643
God, this just makes me feel ugly lmao
>>710307064
He really is a cutie.
>>710302032
It's a good arse, it looks like it should belong on a girl but it's a good arse still
>>710304013
Even if you turn the photo 180 it still doesn't look like a cunt
i like my butt
>>710308583
please dont post that evil here
No idea why I love them. But they just kinda drive me wild. Oc
>>710308583
its cool
>implying you wouldn't eat this ass
>>710290205
I all honestly people are naturally attracted to nice butts. A nice butt usually means the female is more fertile. It's all a subconscious thing.
>>710296675
No nut?
Butts rock
>>710311859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ
The anime Prison School answered this question the best. Link above is to the scene in particular
Holy crap the thread is still alive?
>>710312633
Nice dubs. Is this what you are taking about?
Mankind...
Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt.
Then, from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces... were boobs!
Women grew larger breasts, to take the place of buttocks.
The original source of life is the buttocks!
Boobs are just a substitute!
Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks!
If asked what you'd rather have, a copy or an original, naturally, I would choose the original!
Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, keeping the buttocks further back and to the rear hidden!
>>710307941
Thanks I guess
Any 1 here?
>>710290205
I like a nice curve to my women, anon. I love tits, but at the end of the day, I'd rather have my lower abdomen meet with the soft cushion of a nice ass than meet with goddamn dry wall.
As far as society goes, a nice ass is a nice ass. Shit just appeals to people, especially in media in the recent decade(s). Ya know, rap n shit. Yo yo yo bitch got a fat ass n all that. That's my guess at least.
TL;DR
>pic related.
>>710314104
Naked butt pls.
>>710315155
>>710290205
Waist-to-hip ratio. It's a good predictor of successful delivery.
>>710315346
Would lick/fuck. Moar?
A fat ass can have hotness of the gender-less variety.
Happy ending.
>>710315795
When are girls gonna start using jock straps tho? Lol
>>710315791
>>710316186
>>710316613
Boipussy.
>>710316984
nice
>>710301459
would creampie/10
long live the US
>>710302956
moar
>>710318460
i can send in kik
>>710309529
same guy
>>710319003
mods
>>710319272
he's 19 nigger
>>710319326
sure he is, and I am black
>>710319449
He really is 19. He was offered to work in Helix Studios but declined it.
>>710296675
stop posting
>>710318587
post it
>>710319003
Where did you find it? I haven't seen new material from him since he deleted his accounts.
