acidic basic bitch
hi dude how's it going
I just woke up.
Feel sick. Work in like an hour and a half.
Soup. I'm drawing stuff, anyone want a sketch? Preferably porn requests
>>710258963
Draw me a big bara daddy with a tasty uncut schlong
Pls
>>710258933
when you get to work, cough on everything you see out of spite
>>710258963
draw the character pictured here, I don't really care what he's doing, but there's not porn of him yet that I could find and rule 34 etc
>>710259209
I'd rather just do my job.
That way I can pay off more debt.
>>710259396
what're you in debt from
>>710259482
is that "the hacker known as 4chan"
>>710259482
D-dom...
>>710259483
Personal loans, school, and medical.
>>710259543
ripperoni pepperoni
tfw no debt feels mad good tbh
>>710259643
I don't know how that is.
>>710259535
anonymous is coming for bill "sex slave island" clinton...
>>710259543
k-kyole
>>710259788
basically it's a lot less worrying than the alternative
the rest of life is more or less the same
>>710259795
I'm not gonna lie I really dislike all the shit that's come down on bill's head this election cycle
I obviously don't like him politically but I'd like former presidents to remain at least vaguely dignified
ahhhh whatever
>>710259795
How are you?
>>710259910
i feel like it was ultimately impossible for him to remain dignified considering he was impeached and is married to hillary
still a funny uncle though
*meows*
>>710260074
oh yeah there's no way it was gonna happen I just really would've preferred it
he's a cool dude I can't really pretend to care about the rape if I'm being honest
>>710260084
hi kissu how's it going
Oh, hi kyle/dom as well.
>>710260169
Is okay, doing a science lab that I forgot to do a week ago.
Math test tomorrow I have not started studying for it yet so that will be my day.
You?
i can never trust kiss posters again after that time katia masqueraded as him..
>>710260040
i'm good, ate a doughnut, goin to work soon, etc etc. you are being forced to relax by your workplace?
>>710260169
heard about the child sex ring?
Morning sunshines and/or starshines
>>710260317
Yes. This weekend. They wouldn't let me have my overtime.
>>710260280
I'm definitely on that shitposting at work grind rn finna go play some melee in 3 hours when I'm finally done
man I wanna play melee
you're not secretly katia are you
>>710260317
yeah I did but I still don't really care, unless it helps trump win. It's difficult for me to feel emotional about people who do horrible things...I'm much better at feeling emotional about the victims of the horrible things, I guess. But I'm very rarely angry with the perpetrators, I couldn't tell you why, I might just be a natural villain
>>710260417
nef have you read 20th century boys
>>710260487
>They wouldn't let me have my overtime.
The scoundrels.
>>710260487
spend the time playing video games.
>>710260507
a fun lovable uncle with a deep dark past..
>>710260507
Yeah
>>710260595
Maybe. I have a ton of N64 games now.
I did not know that ever happened.
>>710260417
m-morning
>>710260507
No of course I'm not.
You kind of have me in the mood to go practice waveshining for a few hours. Unfortunately homework takes priority.
>>710260692
>>710260664
and an excess of unpaid time
>>710260603
urasawa has the hugest boner for tezuka in the entire fucking world
never enough robots
I'm definitely 3/3 for urasawa works though, I think they're all actually absolutely brilliant at this point
>>710260692
>needing to practice waveshining
man I'm clearly light years ahead
>homework takes priority
and this is why
I will NEVER do homework instead of melee
>>710260774
Once I go full time I'll have PTO.
9 1/2 hours a month. I'll have 28 1/2 hours at the end of November.
>>710260832
Tezuka is pretty much the Jap Walt Disney
>>710260832
I do not need to, I just want to.
Practicing the basics is important I also haven't played in years so it will be a good warmup.
I am sure you are better than me at melee though considering the difference in time played.
>>710260755
>>710260970
true
disney's better tho because america
>>710261026
naw fam practice ledgedashing
that's the difference maker right there
fuck I'm here for another 2.5 hours and all I want to do is go play meleeeee
What the fuck is this class
>>710261152
Ah yes, that is something I always needed to finish mastering. How the true chase is made.
>>710261026
I'm back to being a cripple. Hows things on your end?
>>710261152
'murica
>>710261180
chemistry if I had to guess
>>710261290
tfw ledgedashing into dash nair, fully invincibly, and hitting while taking center stage
fox is busted
>>710261180
Introduction to 2nd grade science.
>>710261310
I am okay, but slipping in school a bit. Your leg again?
>>710261352
Well yes, but what a waste of time this lab is.
I play Falco, not fox. fuck fox.
>>710261398
Pretty much. Come over and teach me some practical chemistry
wait is nef broken again? Stop breaking yourself dumbass
>>710261486
yes do
>>710261486
I would have to have some minute form of intelligence to teach you anything.
>>710261180
>>710261559
>
>>710261582
I am sure you can figure some of it out.
>>710261658
I will print this out and use it as my lab.
>>710261707
You've known me for 4 years.
You should know~
>>710261707
hey, you said it, not me
it's not my fault you didn't know I ship top falco/bottom fox super hard
>>710261891
>I ship top falco/bottom fox
You are a hopeless irredeemable degenerate.
>>710261862
I have not even been around for four years.
>>710261486
Back is the main problem, leg was a result of the spine injury
>>710261707
Thief
>>710261559
Yuuup
It's just the same old injury, biting me in the ass
>>710262035
You aren't Katia.
Are you?
>>710261989
you mean this doesn't turn you on?
>>710262132
have you considered cutting your leg off and getting a new one
>>710262229
Refer to the first reply in >>710262132
>>710262146
>>710262317
Have you considered cutting your...
no I guess that wouldn't work huh
>>710262146
*clapping*
>>710262146
Yes, I am Katia hello meow
>>710262132
I will plagiarize my way through school.
That is unfortunate, are you back to not working then?
>>710262229
Maybe just a little.
>>710262337
Ahh, The Sad Puppy Pose
Remember I don't post here much.
>>710262474
I can see the growing arousal from over here
>>710262542
we love you anyway
>>710262613
the heat coming off my genitals could boil water.
>>710263287
it's too bad I haven't lost to a falco in awhile
>>710262474
Yup, back to being worthless
>>710262442
I am already pretty spineless without losing my spine
>>710263451
this calls for a wizard of oz type quest for body parts
>>710263341
I will break your streak in a dominant and ferocious manner.
>>710263451
That is unfortunate, hopefully you can recover this time you are needed to keep your family afloat.
>>710263649
wow that post actually turned me on
I have a problem
>>710263649
Yeah it's not nearly as severe as last time. I don't need to spend an hour just preparing my leg to stand up.
I'll also be doing a course of physiotherapy.
>>710263622
https://streamable.com/07zn
This thread fucking sucks. You should kill yourselves you lonely pathetic fags. If you want to talk go to Facebook or something. You avatar fags don't seem to care about anonymity anyway. You don't really get what this site was made for, do you?
>>710263886
if I need sound to appreciate this it's a no go, I'm at work
>>710263929
keep talking like that it gets me off
>>710263838
You like smash too much it seems.
spacies are the best matchups
no one else is as fun.
>>710263886
Well that is good, physio can do wonders.
>>710263929
lol
>>710263937
Never mind then. Basically, a pair of Australians convinced North Korea that they were part of the Australian golf team and joined in a friendly tournament.
As you may realize, they were not professional golfers or even casual golfers.
Where's the porn? Just a single picture? You guys are lame
>>710264087
There are at least 3
73 replies... And 9 posters? Holy fuck
>>710264022
Well at this point it certainly cannot hurt
>>710264022
I def. like melee way too much but I'm only really sexually attracted to space animals
and marth
also, incidentally, the three characters I like to play most
tfw no exactly 6'2 bf to be my falco
>>710264069
oh dear that sounds risky
>>710264154
3 out of what... 60?
>>710264237
the thread is perfect as it is
this picture seems relevant
>>710264192
It didn't go too bad for them
They DID come second last though, just in front of "the Nepalese ambassador's 15 year old daughter"
>>710264192
Falco is 6'2"?
Those are the 3 most fun characters so your enjoyment is understandable.
>>710264237
I know you're right, 3 is way too many.
>>710264336
Man it sounds awful to be a 16 year old girl in north korea.
>>710264358
Falco is 6'2 and fox is 5'8, yeah. Dude I don't even like star fox games and I'm way too in the know about this shit.
I also play falcon but only if the CAPTAIN AMERICA skin is on the setup.
>>710264443
I like puff, but mostly just if I feel like being a faggot. I only play puff against scrubs and wall of pain for a quick win.
>>710264443
She is an ambassador's daughter, aside from having no net it would be fine.
>>710264580
I play puff for the sicknasty rest setups. One time I 4stocked a ness player with nothing but uptilt rest. It was really funny.
>>710264592
>having no net
>16 year old girl
Dude even I'd shoot myself.
>>710264708
Up throw rest on people that can't DI is delicious.
>>710264797
it's ridiculous on people who can DI, since it's one of the only unreactable throws in the game. There's basically no time between grab making contact and fox being in the air.
>>710264838
gooote
can you guys just post porn wtf
>>710264708
I didn't even have home internet til I was 16
>>710265256
yeah but you're old and live in australia
actually I'm old now too but less old
>>710265392
Yeah but even here that was a bit odd. Parents just didn't feel the need for it I guess.
>>710265521
your parents are actually monsters you know that
>>710265569
Nah, mum is just technologically inept
>>710265732
Monsters, I tell you. Denying your children internet is basically child abuse.
I have a new PC now, with extra goat
>>710265822
extra goat as in new screencaps or you got an asriel folder or what
>>710265820
The internet ruined me, so they probably should have denied it for longer.
Anyway I am gonna try to have a nap before my pathfinder session
>>710266234
the internet may have ruined civilization, you're just down there with us, now
goodnight you wizened cripple
Extra goat as in extra goat!
>>710266487
holy shit the goat is spilling over into real life
*frantic bleating*
Time for school, be back later.
goodbye kissu u fucking queer
only goats remain
bye, love you too jules
blown the fuck out
seems even goats did not remain
Only MeeeeeeEEEEEE
EVEN NOW THERE IS GOTE FOR MAN
coolio
>>710268363
>tfw 6'3, so I can't play Falco
>>710268528
close enough
be my birdboy bf pls
uhghgghghghghgh
>>710268608
Not a fan of birbs.
Or boys.
>tfw cant think straight because you constantly think about feeling up men
>>710268792
>Not a fan of birbs.
Fair enough, beaks make bad blowjobs.
My alliteration is lit by the way
>Or boys.
Liar.
>>710268844
Prove it.
>>710268926
since you don't use a name it'd kinda be a pain to go through and find the posts you make featuring gay porn
>>710268832
iktf
>>710268998
It's one of the perks.
And it's only ever cute furfag stuff.
>>710269166
it's definitely pornographic though you gay homosexual faggot queer
>tfw can't think straight because you constantly think about food and your lack of self-worth
>>710269260
It's merely for artistic purposes.
Guys irl are uggo
>>710269336
Nah it's because you love cock. And guys are beautiful. Especially me.
Oh I have some self worth I can fill you with.
I dont think I could kiss sf and look into his eyes even if he was a virgin.
>tfw lowkey shipping nibi and caitlyn
>>710269519
ouch
I don't think anyone would want to kiss Nibi anyways.
>>710269453
Maybe if you say it enough, it'll become the truth.
And that's debatable.
>>710269633
It is debatable, but I trust nobody's opinion but my own, so I win the debate every time, in my head.
>>710269732
Maybe if you were skinny you'd be better.
I'm just kidding please don't take offense.
>>710269968
roooooasteeeeed
honestly you should just say things like that to me every day and I'll eat less it'll be great
>>710270074
I really need to get my shit under control.
Let's work to become hot.
>>710259788
i want to cum on asgores soles
>>710270266
hotter*
we're already mad sexy
i keep forgetting there's a 2MB limit now instead of 4
>>710270341
Nah now I fuggin got pudge on my lower abdomen and I hate it.
Plus there's the infinite flaws that were already present before I got fat and uggo.
>>710269570
At least people dont lie to you.
>>710270366
it's actually fucking with me mad hard I can't post most of my melee webms anymore
send help
>>710270482
you're really obsessed with the pudge on your lower abdomen dude
and naw girl you beautiful
>>710270586
I'm not actually that insecure regardless so it's all good.
>tfw dont eat for a few hours I can see my abs.
Lol fatties
>>710270664
At least I now know im not attractive at all, which is why I cant get anyone.
I can see the top four of the pack as I always have been able to, but the bottom two got even more lost recently.
>>710270589
Well it's because it's never been like this before. Noticing it reminds me every day of who I've become.
>>710270802
that's really not true, I think the reason people keep insulting your looks is because your personality is so fucking vile most of the time that we just go with whatever will make you feel like shit
>>710270889
I've not once in my life ever had abs so I'm pretty ok with that whole situation
>>710270802
it's probably more to do with you being a boring cunt.
>>710270962
>because your personality is so fucking vile most of the time
Yeah that's what made me not necessarily hate Nibi, but no longer wish to humor him anymore.
I mean I feel like I'm close to getting better now, just a series of unfortunate events lately that haven't let me progress.
>>710271178
I thought positive encouragement would work, I was apparently wrong.
Are "unfortunate events" randomly binge eating huge amounts of food or something else.
>>710271279
Yep. It's nothing too complicated. Just kinda slipped up again in that regard in a devastating way for me this past weekend and yesterday. Also been procrastinating a paper, which always makes me feel like shit.
But still, I guarantee that I'm getting better. I know it.
>>710271540
>procrastinating a paper...which makes me feel like shit
dude I'm barely aware that I have papers due before the date
I'm becoming increasingly aware that I'm the single worst student alive
>>710270962
>>710271041
I guess its because im ugly and boring, so even if I fixed one I cant fix the other.
Not like either are fixable anyway.
>>710271635
literally nobody actually think it's because you're ugly, and boring is in fact fixable unless you get a degree in actuarial science (in which case you'll have enough money that boring will cease to be a problem). But boring is definitely less of a problem than hilariously unpleasant.
>>710271635
the latter is fixable, retard
>>710271633
Well once again, you're not me.
I expected to start this paper the past past weekend, and have it done and thoroughly revised several days before it's due.
That's just how I work best.
>>710271635
You're ugly because of your shite attitude, not because of the way you look.
>>710271776
>literally nobody actually think it's because you're ugly
Yes they do, otherwise they wouldnt say so.
Which is why virginity is the most important figure of human worth.
>>710271900
If I ever got anything but an A on papers I'd do the same thing, but I have never seen a correlation between the amount of work I invest and the grade I get.
I barely see that for tests actually but I pretend to study anyway.
>>710271906
>nobody ever lies to insult people
You're not ugly. You're an asshole.
>>710271841
You cant fix autism
>>710271900
Niggers are shit and white women seem to only want to fuck them these days.
Though it can be attributed as their "monkey see monkey do" attitude.
>>710272171
>Niggers are shit and white women seem to only want to fuck them these days.
do you just take the cuck threads 100% seriously or
>>710272042
Asshole chads get all the sex they want.
Wheres the sex if im such an asshole?
>>710272301
You're right, I should clarify - you're a socially incompetent asshole.
>>710272171
i'm sure your shaman can give you something for it, redskin
>>710272042
I just recently learned that my current teacher actually cares about how you write in a fuggin 100-level English course. It upped the ante.
I need to study for hours and be very comfortable with the material so that I'm not in danger of getting too panicky or needing to overexert myself much.
>>710272270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
This is an increasing problem these days.
>>710272462
>tfw I've never taken a low level english course in college, only upper levels, and I still need to take the introductory english course eventually despite exclusively getting As in those
And you study for hours, whereas I get Bs and free time. Different strokes, amigo mio.
>>710272473
statistically the much bigger issue is just white people not having relationships and children at all, not white women fucking black men
can't watch that, at work
>>710272653
This is just for an elective in a subject I enjoy.
Free time is poisonous.
>>710272391
How about I give you the dicc?
>>710272653
No, the problem is niggers. White women are stupid cattle who listen to jew media and have this extreme "let black men destroy your pussy" zeal.
>>710272834
electives are cool like that
>Free time is poisonous
Do you know HOW MUCH MELEE I get to play?
>>710272866
see image
>>710272866
how about you do a rain dance for my amusement?
>>710272834
>free time is poisonous
That is such an autistic thing to say
>>710273037
Where are the proofs it is not the case?
>>710273037
I'm unfortunately all done with them now.
My latest endeavor has been to remain in my office until very late in the day so that I am more likely to spend my time on work and not go get food or play Overwatch.
Do you know HOW MUCH FOOD I get to eat?
>>710273066
How about you dance on this dicc for my amusement
>>710273142
that webm is fucking great
thank g-d for russia memes
>>710273292
>My latest endeavor has been to remain in my office until very late in the day so that I am more likely to spend my time on work and not go get food or play Overwatch.
Wow, that sounds...hilariously unhealthy and soul draining. I'll pray to Fox for you.
Goodbye boys have a nice dayyyyyyyyyyy~~~~~
>>710273292
Why are you even taking a 100-level English course this far in your degree?
>>710273370
Later nerd.
>>710273418
Because electives are a thing.
I narrowed down my choice between this or a 300 level course, but I was more interested in the material of the 100 level class.