What's the most unhygienic thing about you?
I usually shower maybe twice a week
I usually fap and jeez in my pants and I wear them for a while until they start to smell bad
I eat my buggers.
They are supposed to strengthen your inmune system.
my dick isn't cut and im starting to leak because oldfag. gotta wash the d if my gf is going down there, sigh...
>>710128585
Yeah, when you're five years old, not 25.
>>710128835
Joke's on you. I'm 34.
My workclothes that I wear under my overalls, I think I haven't washed them in two weeks.
>>710128964
Oh god.
>>710125645
Dont wash hands after taking a dump or piss
>>710125645
Some days I forget to brush my teeth in the morning.
>>710128964
kek
>i shower once a week
>i wear the same pair of socks and underpants for days
>after eating chicken (wich i do alot) i always leave the bones on my table in some bag or mug or other thing i can put them in and don't throw them away for weeks.
I'm a dissapointment.
>>710125645
I've been drinking a 12 pack of beer almost every day for a while now, when I go to the gym I can smell my own balls after a while and my sweat on my upper lip smells like stale beer. I do shower every day and brush my teeth twice a day. Sometimes it smells like onions
>>710125645
>be me
>poop giant turd every day
>wipe clean but always shit in colon
>as day goes by it leaks out my asshole
>by end of day my ass is a mess
what do?
>>710129106
Me neither i have a habbit of not getting piss or shit my hands though.
>>710129274
butt plug
>>710129274
wash it i asume
>>710129274
buttplug?
>>710129274
Stop shitting a titanic every day you lard arse.
>>710129274
Don't wear a white skirt, swamp assed motherfucker.
>>710129321
>>710129352
BUTT
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>>710129306
Same, but everything else is clean
>>710129274
I just insert some tp in my anus.
>>710129106
I never do at home. I might rinse my hands with water after taking a shit though. Whatever, I very rarely get sick
>>710125645
I don't brush my teeth nearly as much as I should. It's because my teeth are so fucked up position wise that I get really depressed having to look at them.
>>710129187
How the fuck do you forget that? Maybe my breath is just horrible but I always brush right before bed and right when I wake up brushing is the first thing I have to do.
>>710128964
10/10
if i would be drinking a glass of water i'd be spitting it out.
>>710125645
My balls stink petty bad. Like 4 hours after a shower they're slick with sweat. It's ripe too. One time I hadnt showered in 3 days and I stood over a air vent standing next to my gf and she literally puked. Like barfed. Made me think I should wash them. I eventually did. I shower daily and they always stink and are sweaty.
Piss in the sink to save water.
>>710129274
Strengthen your sphincter. You've been shoving too many dicks up your ass so it's loose and leaking
>>710129468
Same here anon. I feeeeel you
>>710129499
>right when I wake up
What's the point? You got someone smashing food into your mouth while you sleep?
gee i wonder if there are sweat glands there?>>710129579
>>710129579
>>710129579
>>710125645
I never once retracted my foreskin until I was 14
That means no washing
>>710129274
I've never laughed so hard at a post before, thank you anon
Also in drunk
>>710129587
Hero.
>>710129579
protip: Use slip underwear instead of boxers.
I never wash my hands after masturbate my girlfriend. I love to keep the smell
>>710129579
you probably have a chronic fungal infection. swamp ass is what the military used to call it. try some lotrimin ultra.
also being overweight can predispose the folds of skin and scrotum to stink/fungus.
>be on opiates years ago
>opiates causes giant, rock-like strength, pebble shits
>would sometimes bleed badly from my little tight asshole
>learned from a girl in jail that if this happens
>no problem, anon!
>"just insert your thumb into your pussy hole and you can coax the hard poo out without straining!"
>do this every time I shit now. It's amazing
>girls are gross too
I don't brush my teeth as often as I should.
I never wash my hands after jerking off.
I used to never wipe my ass. My underwear would get crusty with shit, then I would just throw em behind furniture, I do the same with cum shirts. had a cleaning lady quit working for us because she didn't want to pick up my shitty undies anymore
>>710125645
>Got drunk
>Puked on side of bed
>Quickly pick it up
>Move out 6 years later
Had rot on my mattress...
>>710129700
Same here, nobody told me i need to.
>>710129587
I always piss in the sink. If there's a drain in the floor I piss in that too. Sometimes I'll pee in the tub. I have to rinse it out afterwards or it gets all smelly. The sink should always be used for pissing. Don't have to worry about pissing on the seat. There isn't one! Trying to get more bros on board with this idea.
>>710130041
nobody told me how to jerk off, are you retarded?
This is a pretty obscure one. I have a skin bridge on my shaft due to a botched circumcision. It slowly fills up with smegma because I have no way of getting it out without a needle or some shit, and fuck that. It takes about 2 years for it to completely fill. After it is completely filled it is ready for me to push it out. I push it out, throw it away, and am good for another 2 years.
>>710130146
fuck you dude
>>710126850
Same
>>710125645
I am gay
>>710130134
Your fucking uncle told you how to jerk off, he even showed you
>>710128964
Kek you must be me
>>710130146
Fucking lol dude, me too. I often stick pencils through the inside of my skin bridge for fun. The smegma is so stinky. I thought about getting the skin bridge removed but chicks don't care.
>>710125645
Hmmm where to start
>regularly wear same clothes and underwear for days at a time
>also sleep in those clothes
>no toothbrush
>shower twice a week because too cold
>havent changed bed sheets in 2 years, blanket held together by old cum and sauce stains
>never ever wash hands, even after shitting or wanking. Bonus points if i shake someone's hand
>no deodorant because waste of money
>piss in bottles when lazy, forget in room for weeks
>eat food in bed, crumbs everywhere
>underwear is more skid marks than cotton
>long as fuck nails, too lazy to cut
>pick nose relentlessly, possible store for later use in afore mentioned hand shakes
>never vacuum, mop, etc
>food and meat prep on bench, never wipe down after
I only brush my teeth if I'm going somewhere or if I notice my tongue tastes terrible
I don't clean myself up after I jerk it, so if I do and then don't shower my junk smells like death
Here, related story
>late night
>decide to get high because degenerate
>load up my g-bong with a full keef hit
>hit it
>start coughing
>continue coughing for 20 minutes
>puke down shirt and onto bed
>don't even care
>fall asleep in my own vomit
>wake up next morning, smell's so bad I puke on myself again
>throw away sheets and all clothes
>room still smells faintly of vomit
>>710130146
Hahaha that one is pretty funny anon
>>710129832
What's slip underwear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byADO1XW-w0
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>>710130404
shit lol i thought i was the only one. mine is way too small to stick a pencil through. that is insane. and ya girls have never even noticed or asked about mine so i dont really care enough to get it removed.
>>710130451
I hope you die
>>710129891
Pics NAO
>>710130134
I was 13 when I first masturbated fully. I knew what it was but I didn't realise I had to keep doing it until you come until a friend told me. I though you could only do that from sex.
I think I was retarded as a child.
>>710130404
>>710130611
So you fuckers put your smelly smegma-loaded dicks into chicks like that?
Oh god, what if a girl was blowing you and she pushed the smegma out into her mouth? I'm gonna fucking vomit
I havent washed between my balls and asshole for about 3 years
>>710130538
a G-string.
>>710129236
Better than my roommate.
>go into his room for vacuum
>trash from months ago everywhere
>smells like frier grease from his work mixed with his man stink
>mold on cups
>stack of moldy plates and bowls
>wehaveadishwasherwth.gif
>wears same pair of clothes for weeks at a time without washing
>wealsoownawasheranddryer.fml
>does not shower for weeks
>sink filled with beard hair, toilet covered with pubes
>shit crusted all over toilet
>bed with no sheet
>the sides of bed have more crust that pizza hut
>Closet smells fowl
>don't dare open it
I live with a cave troll. I spend $50+ on febreeze every month to keep the smell contained.
>>710125645
I haven't cleaned my teeth for 9 months.
>>710125645
Haven't done laundry in about a month and started reusing underwear cause I ran out of clean ones. Reminds me I should try to find some time to deal with it today.
>>710130769
haha its not that noticeable really. its kind of hard to explain without a picture. usually i notice when it is ready to come out and just do it on my own. then the bridge is completely flat for a good year and completely unnoticeable unless i decide to fuck a doctor or some shit.
im a homeless videographer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMOwc1H8pQ
I wouldn't say there's anything. I shower every day with soap, I brush my teeth twice a day, I floss. Oh yeah, one thing is that I, errr how do you say in english, pulling my toenails I guess? (Like biting but not biting, but fucking the nails up with my fingernails). But that's not unhygienic per se, more that it looks gross. Lets just say I never smell. And if I do, I know there are some people who'll tell me because they know I absolutely hate people who don't take care of themselfs hygienically
>>710131051
Where are you from anon?
>>710131174
Not from the middle east. Those people smell horrid.
>>710125645
Mine is pretty fucked but i dont do it any more (got caught by landlord). Basically i was sitting round one day wondering how much shit humans make. Sure i could crunch the numbers in my head, few hundred grams per shit about 6 times a week, but i needed something more visceral.
So i decided to keep a shit/compost bin in my cupboard. Every time i needed to shit i would squat over this leg rest box thing i had that was hollow inside. I would take the lid off and start shitting, then replace the lid when i was done. Obviously i couldn't contaminate the poo volume with piss or toilet paper, so i would hold a bottle over/up to my dick and piss into that while i was shitting. Afterwards i would sort of hobble walk to the shower so no wiping paper necessary. I did this for about 6 months, at which point shit was starting to ooze through the joins in the wooden leg rest box, and the landlord noticed the smell on an inspection. Filled that bad boy up but never got to weigh it
I have really oily hair, after 24 hours it looks horrible.
>>710131012
Next time it comes around take pictures and make a thread, you'll become Internet famous
>>710131239
fuck off you knob. I bet you're from Oman aren't you?
>>710131361
Why dont you shower then my maximum oiliness comes in about 2-4 days.
>>710125645
I wear the same underwear for 3-4 days, I wash my Jeans maybe once every 6 months.
>>710131361
Try washing with hair product one day and then shower without the next. Alternate like that. I also have super greasy hair and this helps
>>710126850
>>710130272
Twice a week? That's disgusting. I bet you smell of stale sweat and urine..
>>710131174
I'm from The Netherlands mate
>>710125645
I don't wash or brush my teeth, I sleep in the same clothes I wear during the day, up to weeks at a time. When i masturbate i just let the cum dry on my clothes or sheets or whatever. I piss in bottles so i dont have to get up.
>>710129106
enjoy your worms
>>710129432
Buy mega tampons
>>710131676
"When i masturbate i just let the cum dry on my clothes or sheets or whatever"
Glad i'm not the only one.
>>710129579
Air out after the shower, like dry your nads with a fan. Wear gym shorts and boxes for more air flow
>>710129587
Been doing that for years
>>710131299
Also got rid of the box by leaving it at a kfc drive through window that forgot my supercharged sauce
>>710131511
Ty anon, I'll try it.
fuuuuck
i thought i was bad
>>710125645
>chewing the dead skin around my fingernails whenever i'm stressed
>shower twice a day, but soap and scrub my whole body maybe once a month
>i'd sometimes take my used condom, fill it with water and toss it out the 13th floor and watch millions of my potential offspring splater on some poor bastard's windsheld
>>710131361
This and tea tree oil conditioner = no more greasy fucking mess
Also look up dry shampoo
love to stoke my asshole all day long and then smell my fingers
>>710125645
After I get undressed after work I take a piece of that clothing, rub it under my balls, and smell it to see how smelly I got after a days work.
I don't know why I do it.
>>710126850
Same
>>710125645
>What's the most unhygienic thing about you?
my gf..
>>710129891
Holy shit, same.
>>710133329
do tell
My cat has ass worms that fall out and turn into little yellow beads. I let her sleep in my bed.
>>710132511
Kek
>>710125645
I only brush my teeth once to two times a day and I don't change my underwear until it starts to smell bad.
>>710133471
She's gon die.
Take her to a vet you irresponsible cunt
I wash my hair but haven't showered properly in maybe a year.
im hungover 4 out of 5 days of the week.
i can shower all I want but the moment i sweat I have that alcohol shit come out of my body.
i just quit yesterday because I realized life pretty cool and the person I lost wouldnt want me to be weak and hit that shit everyday like a faggot little coping mechanism.
Haven't brushed my teeth since my birthday in march.
>>710133471
A vermiculin plunger costs like 8 bucks. Ew
>>710133737
Me too anon, what was her name?
>>710132626
TY anon
I only shower when I need it ( if I'm leaving the house), at most twice a week. I've gone a few months without showering or brushing my hair or teeth. I'm fucking disgusting. When I leave it that long my hair gets so matted I have to take a whole day or two to fix it or consider shaving it off. I'm severely depressed but it's not an excuse.
For a good two years my bedroom looked like something out of Hoarders until I got my shit together with that. Rotten food and trash everywhere. Therapist keeps me on top of things like that by helping with to do lists. It helps. Has been nice and clean for a while now.
Don't change clothes often, tend to wear the same pair of jeans for weeks and just change the shirt around.
>>710125645
i shower about once a month
>>710129274
stop doing anal faggot
>>710126850
i haven't showered in about a month now, usually its two months between showers.
>>710129274
>mfw i too have chronic mudbutt
I regurgitate my food after I eat to get a 2nd, 3rd, and sometimes 4th taste.
>>710125645
Me.
>>710129274
I tought i only have this problem. My solution so far just find a place and wipe again, keeps you clean.
>>710130889
Kek.
My fingernails. They're clean today because I'm not at work. I grew them out for guitar picking and I plan on going longer
>>710129622
You don't know how things work, do you?
Haven't brushed my teeth in maybe years
>>710126850
>>710130272
>>710133214
>>710134992
Where are you from?
>>710125645
My anus. I don't clean it very well on purpose. I like the smell and the feel of mud.
>>710130451
How are you alive?
would love to see pics of you nasty mofos
>>710133646
Good luck /b/ro.
I don't use shampoo or conditioner or anything. Just really hot water to wash my hair. According to the lady who cuts my hair, she's never seen hair in such nice shape. I've been doing this for maybe a year. I have longish hair for a guy. Hockey flow hair.
I keep cumming in my trash can for months until I replace the bag. Also i put my fingernails under my toenails and then smell it.
I only shower once maybe twice a week...and when I Fap I just cum into my underwear...and I fap at least once a day and so sometimes I have 5-6 loads of cum in my underwear that I am wearing ....
>>710131051
I also tear off my toenails. Sometimes use them as toothpicks or chew them into little pieces. I always leave them in my bedside table. Drives my wife nuts.
>>710129274
>>710135217
>>710135648
I too have this problem,/b/ros. It fucking sucks. I have to wipe all day long. Even if I shower, I still need to wipe a few hours later.
And no, I don't do anal or stick anything in my butt.
>>710129274
yea, I just wipe a couple times a day, stupid anus, keep your shit together.
I bite & eat my toe nails. Also bite & eat the skin under my feet.
>>710137552
Awesome.
I cum in my underwear sometimes when fapping in bed. Too lazy to clean up or get up.
>>710125645
i have chlamydia and Im too lazy to get treated
>>710129941
This
>>710125645
I only shower once or perhaps twice a week.
I blow my nose in the sheets of my bed.
I only change underwear when I shower.
I always cum in my foreskin. I just close it with my fingertips when ejaculate. Then i unload cum into some tissue. After few hours i take my dick out and smell it again and again. I also stick my finger under slippy foreskin and then smell it and taste it. Piss only makes it better.
>>710127210
I do the same thing. Jizz my pants 2-3 times per day. I'm 26.
I grew up never being told anything by anyone about sex, how to do it, or what it means to get hard. One day late at night I was watching TV alone, and ended up finding the porn channels by accident. Then, I ended up grabbing a big stuffed teddy bear, ripping a hole in its butt, and fucking it raw until I came inside it for the first time. I also always had a male friend come over and play games with me and sleepover all the time, and one time while he was still asleep, I pulled down his pants and boxers, and masturbated until I came on his butthole. Then I pulled my pants back up and went to sleep.
>>710129700
I was 23 when I first retracted my foreskin. Had a thick layer of hardened smegma. Took 2-3 weeks before my dick was clean. It was almost as it had fused with my dick. Too bad I didn't take any pics.
>>710130889
Is his name rich?
>>710129579
Baby powder
i like to touch my toe nails all the time then smell my fingers
>>710128742
>Implying you have a Gf
>shower only once or twice a week, can go several weeks if I don't go outside or interact with others
>use all my laundry as cum rags
>rarely brush my teeth, but my dentist say my teeth are fine and healthy
>I change my sheet only once every 2nd month
I never go outsdie so I don't see why I should bother with personal hygiene
I can't smell myself anyway
>>710129891
Duuuude no fucking way I thought I was the only one!
>>710139748
Same
I`m eating in the bathroom while taking a shit
> i Do this regularly
>>710129579
Slightly same here. Shower every morning but end up smelling like sweat at the end of the day. Fucking put axe, shampoo, soap.
Eat the skin and nails off my fingers
I use a razorblade to cut off my cuticles and I eat them aswell
My fingers look okay though, surprisingly
>>710125645
>I don't brush my teeth
>shower twice a week
>haven't washed anything besides pits, genitals and crack in 9 years
>wipe pee off toilet seat with sock
>wear said sock for several days
> wear same shirts, shorts for weeks, only change underwear
>>710127210
>I usually fap and jeez in my pants
>jeez in my pants
Laughed louder than I should have
>>710140518
Disgusting fuck
You ''people'' are repulsive. You should all be exterminated.
>>710126850
Thx dude
>gf has retarded dachsund
>never potty trained it
>I got tired of being the only one to clean up after it even though its hers
>she still doesnt clean up unless someone is coming over and Im not there
>after 3 days she knows I break from having shit on the floor and I clean it up anyway
This dog really fucking should "run away"
>>710129579
Go to the drug store and buy a tube of off brand clotrimazole. Its the cream you use for athletes foot. Apply daily under your nuts and between your legs. This kills the fungus that causes the smell. They sell the same cream as jock itch relief but it is more expensive for the same stuff.
Sometimes I'll rub areas of my chest or shoulders back and forth with my fingers, making sausages of dark dead skin mixed with the days dirt. Then eat it.
>>710141287
Have you tried hitting her?
I often forget to wash my bellybutton
>>710129622
dont know shit huh?
The cheesy residue underneath a toenail is a tasty treat.
>>710125645
I actually enjoy fucking black girls here and there
>>710134222
Check!
but i kinda have the same problem, ill wear the same pair of jeans to work for weeks but i will change the shirt around, only because i have to.
ive gone months without showering
ive gone a year without brushing my teeth, but ive started again, kinda.
>>710126850
Yup, same
I bite off my nails then stick em in between my teeth and smell em.
>>710130592
subliminal shit?
>>710141287
Jesus Christ, you should fucking 'run away' you pathetic loser.
>>710125645
-Once banged a black girl solely to see if they're any different from other girls. They are, they're disgusting.
-Banged a few mudslime girls, mostly anal because "they gotta stay virgins!". They're also pretty disgusting aswell as inbred but if I'm drunk enough I stop caring.
-The apartment I own is at the top of the building with a slanted window. I once forgot to wash a pot for so long the stuff in it came alive. I just put out on the slanted roof to get it out of my apartment where I forgot it for years.
I don't really have any other disgusting/unhygienic stuff.
>>710132626
Ayy I have this. It really does work on the grease
>>710141172
This.
Also requesting the guy who eats the gf-worms from her ass.
>>710129274
Baby Wipes I am an alcoholic and have anal leakage, the best thing to do is use wet wipes.
>>710129891
Wow and i thought /b/ was dead. This post is the golden needle in a multinational stack of hay.
>>710128585
They also fight plaque like a mother fucker. Probably explains how I could go years without brushing my teeth but the dentist would say I had excellent teeth.
>>710125645
Chew my fingernails and spit them everywhere.
>>710130474
brush your teeth all of mine fell out.
>>710126850
Yep. Me too.
Jesus fucking Christ... no wonder most of /b/ is single and can't even get laid
>>710125645
>I eat my boogers
>I eat my earwax
>I eat my bitten nails
>I used to eat my pimple-juice
>I tasted my own cum
tfw you'll never be clean lad, why live
>>710129468
photo or fake
>>710142776
I thought I was the only one.
As long as you wipe her butt first, and clear the eggs away, it is quite safe to eat the little worms, though sometimes when she strains to push them out a bit of shit or a wet fart comes out. But that's cleaned up in a lick : )
She loves it, and I feel like I'm taking proper care of her this way.
>>710143319
fuckyounatsyfucks/10
I have a female flatmate who smokes.
Not just in one room, but every room.
Before she arrived it was a smoke-free flat.
She's therefore the most disgusting cunt on the thread.
Don't smokers realise that they smell, and make everything else smell like microwaved dogshit.
>>710129274
Metamucil will change your life. Get the powder drink. Your slimy little turd nuggets will glide right out be dive into the bowl as gracefully as a synchronized swim team.
I have fingernails that are slightly too long because it helps me cut gunpowder
I slap my dick with raw meat
>change underwear half a month or more
>use a pair of socks all the week
>dont shower if there's college
>only use two tees in the week
>wear a dirty coat to go outside
>pick up my nose and stick the boogers in the side of my trashcan
>whipe ass 'til it's almost clean
>wash teeths once in a day.
it's a bleesing and also shitty dont being able to smell.
I don't have time to shower every day and I haven't shaved in 2 weeks. So I shower every 3 days
This is only a recent thing though. Loves me a shower.
>>710144229
Necrophilia isn't a bad habit dickcheese.
>Had a gf who licked every inch of me (even my unwashed ass).
>Had a gf who sometimes had brown panties because of the shitting. Nasty bitch.
>One clean gf who brushed teeth 3x times a day. Very hygienic.
>Had a fuckbuddy who loved facials and then just let it there for an hour, then washed it off. Or kept it in her mouth for a long time and then let it drop in a bowl to put it on her ass for fucking with a dildo. I miss her.
I didn't wash my ass when bathing...until I was 19
Took a girlfriend to tell me nicely to wash my god damn ass
>>710144254
>2016
>not changing underwear half a month or more
>not using two teens in one week
>>710129274
> more fiber in your diet
> wipe your ass more often
> use rubbing alcohol on your tp - cheap wetwipe
> keep the hair on your ass short
>>710144051
Get her to switch to a pipe for indoors, get her some Dunhill Nightcap for nicotine and tobacco flavor to get her interested, and some aromatics to make the place smell pleasant. It's actually cheaper per ounce than tobacco unless you buy the fancy shit, so thats attractive too. Throw $60 dollars at it ($40 if you're crafty), if that's worth having a decent smelling place. Cigars are a pleasant smelling alternative, look into Rocky Patel "The Edge" Maduros, very nice. Even the bargain non branded cigars are great, just surplus or slightly malformed, but just as tasty while being cheaper.
>>710125645
I pee in the sink, although that's not really hygiene. I just like the cold porcelain on my balls.
I don't brush my teeth every day even though my mom is an orthodontist.
I shower 5-6 times a week, though, but almost never with actual shower gel or real shampoo. I just use the shitty soap at the gym and shower there.
>>710125645
I haven't washed by bed sheets in almost 3 months, so they are covered with hair, dried semen, dead skin, grease and the occassional light streak of shit
My record is 11 months without washing them
I also wiped hundreds to thousands ejaculations worth of semen on my old mattress, which when I finally had to throw it out, looked like a beautiful orange aged semen creme brulé
Sometimes wear a pair of socks over again. My feet don't sweat a lot so they still feel clean enough to go to work in.
>>710129891
can confirm this shit works
>>710129106
Same, unless I piss or shit on my hands directly. George Carlin says it's okay so it's okay.
>>710144814
Show pics of mom please.
>>710144143
>>710135699
That's not clean.
>>710129587
I piss in a cup and pour it into the sink. I've been using the same cup for about 2 weeks now. Sometimes mold spots grow on the bottom of the cup.
I barely brush my teeth, and now my mouth smells like literal shit.
>>710125645
I have two water bottle that I fill with tap water (clean enough, I live in Denmark). Then store in the fridge for a couple of hours so it's colder than from the tap.
I clean them not as often as I should.
>>710130451
Hey you sound like me alot but i wash my hands
>>710128742
I feel ya. Same here
>>710133646
Im like you but instead of quitting i buy a 6 pack of beer thinking i wont drink more than that but end up getting liquored up anyway, been going on everyday for like 5 years now
>>710145592
Filthy degenerate
I only wash my hands after toilet if someone wuld notice that i didnt.
Also eating my boogers at age 32.
>>710137074
10/10 will try /b/ro
>>710143259
kek
>>710131755
You can't get worms from your own shit if you don't already have worms.
>>710137792
>And no, I don't do anal or stick anything in my butt.
You don't need to lie here anon
>>710126850
i was semi dating this girl.. bitch did the same. smelly fuck.
>>710129622
jesus fuck, retard alert
>>710125645
My keyboard i imagine
>>710129579
i use a solid pit stick and apply it down there. smell awesome always
>>710129274
wash instead of wipe
christ you americans fucks
my top second to middle tooth on the left is broken, slightly black, and the front left tooth next to it has a black bit atop.
>>710147882
we don't have bedays overhere
>>710129579
Gotta wash between the folds of skin, stretch it good to get in there. In all seriousness, the other blokes are probably right; if its bad, and reoccurs bad, it's probably some kinda bacteria or a sweat-related problem. Powder works wonders, and clean undies daily.
I eat my cum and chew the shit out of my nails and calluses. Other than that I have a morning routine that takes an hour and a half, involving all sorts of creams and washes.
>>710129273
i was the same, dropped beer (and cigs and coffe) 6 weeks ago..
man.. it's fun to actually see clearly and remind yourself how much life fucking sucks..
on the other hand, i feel stronger, mentally stronger not to give a fuck and just live my life and find things that satisfy me..
try to drop it, it somehow lifts your spirit up.
>>710148003
Do what I do and for your last wipe, put the toilet paper under a tap to get some water on it. Cleans you up really well
>>710130932
are you a limey
>>710130932
...why?
I never brush my fucking teeth. I know it's bad and unhealthy,but i either forget it or just don't want to,because im lazy as fuck when i stand up
>>710141587
You glorious faggot. I retched.
>>710125645
I only shower once a day.
>>710130932
pics
I normally shit and piss in the shower so it goes down the drain. Saves a lot on water and toilet paper...The biggest benefit is that you can totally clean your butt after with water for a proper cleaning. I refer to them as ''Shower Brownies''
I like using my underwear stucked between my buttcheecks all day long, i also sometimes scratch my anus with my fingers above the underpant and then smell and lick my fingers, also do this with my ballsack, scratch it and smell fingers lates.
PS: I'm a straight male
>>710125645
I've worn the same under ware for 2 months now
>>710144721
>rubbing alcohol on tp
Yeah that works just fine if you wanna burn your anus off
my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeeeeeeenus peanus! :D hahah
ITT: the most unhygienic thing about you - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
I don't brush my teeth, but they look alright.
I don't dare start, because then my flatmates might realise that I haven't been doing it for months.
Any advice?
i like to give myself a dutch oven before i go to sleep
>>710151930
They already know.
>>710135648
>>710129274
>>710135217
>>710137802
I have always had this problem, and I didn't find the solution until I became a father, and decided to see what it's like to wipe your ass with wet wipes.
I always wipe with toilet paper first - gets the job mostly done, then I use wet wipes (just buy the store brand baby wipes, they are the same thing and waaaaaay cheaper). You basically have to shove your wet wipe sheathed finger into your asshole a little bit to get that last little bit of shit. Do this until the wipe comes out of your asshole completely clean. I haven't had shit marks on my boxers for months.
>>710152707
That's for damn sure. They definitely know.
>>710126850
I shower once every 3 months btw I am from nigeria
>>710125645
I piss in the sink when I'm not at home.
Usually clean my penis after cum on my bother's bed sheet
>>710125645
Lick girl's assess
>>710125645
>rarely brush my teeth.
>eat my scabs & dandruff.
>suck the blood out of the gaps in my teeth.
>hemorrhoids.
>>710153166
What's worse, your mother whining about the laundry, your father whining about you hitting his side piece, or you whining about how your father stopped fucking your ass because he blew out your O-ring?
>>710128742
and circumcising would stop the leaking how exactly...?
>>710125645
I pick my nose a lot, and chew the shit out of my fingernails.
>>710129273
have the same thing but with weed, i've been smoking 1-2 grams a day for a few years now, and when i start sweating real bad it smells like sour weed.
>>710153791
My two years old half-sister screaming under me and my father
>>710125645
i dont wash my teeth since 15 years ago
>>710154419
You already said brother. Be a faggot, not a lying faggot.
>>710129941
you probably should if you go near other people, dried cum has a really strong smell, you might not smell it, but others can
>>710129941
same here m8
>>710131051
mijn neger
All the shit OPs dad leaves on my cock.
>>710154854
What's ur logic asshole? I can't have more than one brother? Come to my house if u feel alone and we made you feel better.
>>710143259
carefull man, eating nails can fuck up your appendix
Often I slip a small amount of piss in the coffepot at work. I hate alot of my co-workers and its nice to watch them drink my piss. A few times I have mixed in a bit of jiz after I rubbed one out in the bath room.
>>710130889
>tfw I'm almost that bad, but I don't eat in my room so the smell is basically self-contained, and I don't have shit on the toilet seat, but dead skin is piling up
Gotta love being clinically depressed and lacking a will to live.
>>710142899
it all makes sense now
>>710156309
pure evil
When I went to basic training I would reuse the same uniform for 4 or 5 days straight. On our 5 day field exercise, I changed my underwear zero times, my shirt once and my socks twice, once only because it poured.
I'm typically clean, except I only brush once a day.
>>710125645
My room. Pic related
>>710129700
What the fuck is wrong with you?
my hygine
>>710126850
You not not believe this because of the media, but showering every day is actually not healthy. It strips your oils, dries out your skin, makes you more susceptible to acne and dandruff.
They say shower thoroughly once or twice a week, and if you're going to shower more, leave out shampooing every single day and just hit the hot spots like pits, crotch, butt crack
>>710130146
pics?
>>710129187
I haven't brushed in about 5 days
>>710157921
People like you don't deserve medical help.
i dont brush my teeth at night. only at the morning... guess i'm not remotely as fucked as you are
>>710129951
When did you grow out of that
>>710125645
The short answer to your question is yes.
>>710125645
i like pepe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxZLV5pVxhw
>>710157285
Pic related
>>710130658
>>710136365
Lol being a dirty mother fucker actually makes your immune system stronger. The more you expose yourself to, the more your body works to protect you and can learn how to better do it through small exposures
>>710156535
clean your room you will feel human even if its only fro a day
>>710153271
eating stuff that comes from your boy is where i draw the line
>>710129891
dudes are fucked tho
>>710129951
god damn
>>710159232
If I had the will to, sure. As is, I spent most of the past week just laying in bed. Couldn't even give enough of a fuck to eat or drink.
Have a major thing for cute puddle sluts. Love fucking them hard raw dog when they are flying, like a cheep rag doll. Just pound their holes raw then creampie them. Haven't caught anything. Yup playing with fire. But love fucking the cheep drugged out whores
>>710125645
Haven't showered since yesterday and I feel grimy as fuck, trying to cut down on showering every day since I hear it isn't so good for your hair (Which I am losing anyway.)
Anyway probably haven't really cleaned, changed sheets or vacuumed the room of my apartment in probably close to a year.
>>710129432
same do have been doing this for years
>>710159881
Charles.
>>710126850
same here
>>710129700
i was maybe 12 or 13 and did it only because i liked the feeling was watching porn and slowly pulled it back and then started freaking out because the skin had never gone that far back i thought i done goofed moral of the story people should teach this shit in school
>>710160198
...just don't wash your hair
>>710160311
Not Charles. Poor bastard, though.
>>710149904
>Saves a lot on water
Lol no it doesn't
>>710130451
our ogrelord Shrek ?
>>710125645
I shower three times a week. Everyone says you're supposed to do it every day, but if I did that the way I shower, I'd have no skin. Not to mention it keeps my immune system in check because my body regularly is exposed to bacteria, making it harder to get infected and catch illnesses.
>>710128585
come on. everyone eats their own snotters.They're tasty AF. Its getting harder to get a clean snot as I get older. Nose hair is a bitch.
>>710129579
maybe shave or trim pubes dry your balls with towel when getting out of shower, shower every day i shampoo my pubes
