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New celeb thread
Elle!
inb4the-m-m-my-m-m-mistress-Jessica-Alba-guy
Emmaaaaa
>>710077614
please don't be fuckin with us anon
>>710079091
Sucking...
>>710079106
Still waiting
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba is becoming q-quite the fumble-nurse... The last 3 t-t-times she bought me a s-strawberry sundae i-it slipped out of her hand o-onto the ground the moment she was handing it to m-m-me... "Whoopsie!" she a-a-always says... Finally this l-last time I-I w-was too desperate f-f-for a taste to pass... S-She licked her i-i-ice cream cone smiling and watching as I r-rescued and devoured what remnants I-I could from the g-ground on my hands a-and knees... If she wasn't my b-b-beloved I w-would honestly think sh-she was doing this on p-p-purpose...
>>710079620
Not you again
whats the chatstep room?
>>710077787
Aw fuck Maisie done started looking like an 80s coke whore
>>710077787
more like that ?
>>710078430
She legit gets uglier the older she gets
>>710080093
Nah. She just doesn't have the same innocence to her looks. She's still hot as fuck.
>>710077787
are you shitting me?? That's really them?? masie looks fuckable for once and sophie actually looks worse than usual...fuck this pic. bad form, peter.
lavren!
>>710080093
Like every other person that's ever lived?
Yea she's not 17 anymore but she still looks incredible.
>>710079620
>>710079709
I-I would h-handle the s-sundae m-myself b-but she i-is the one wh-who i-is p-paying f-for it and I-I d-don't w-want t-to offend h-her be being p-pushy... I-I'm t-too m-much o-of a-a sissy sponge t-to buy m-my own... M-Many o-of h-her f-fans j-just h-hope I-I'll slip up and g-give her an occasion t-to leave...
>>710078366
She is pretty but if you look her head is all asymmetrical as fuck. One ear wayyyyy bigger than the other, one eye higher up. A friends sister has this same thing, half of her face gets redder than the other as well.
>>710080391
i'm going to p-put my f-foot up your ass, you s-s-stuttering bitch
>>710079853
>>710079629
>>710079367
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>>710079200
My Ariel folder thanks you.
>>710080391
Just so you know we all generally ignore you.
>>710080391
Th-They write t-t-to me the most t-terrible things... Several have t-t-told me wh-what type of rope has the b-best tensile strength, including one who o-o-offered to purchase m-me a beautiful strong r-rope with which to h-h-harm myself......
>>710080606
well for the folder then
>>710078892
the best
>>710080093
you are legit a fucking idiot
Ariana grande please ?
>>710078121
I heard a rumor she had nudes out. I don't believe it. Can any one confirm one way or another?
>>710081586
this lil hoe?
>emma is getting uglier
Are you okay bro? Come back down to reality
>>710082029
I want to feel her lips
>>710081942
>>710081905
YES
>>710082175
larger version is on /hr/. her lips look very sweeet
>>710082230
why do you want this lil hoe?
>>710080674
P-Please f-forgive me g-good sir... I-I know h-having a-a world cl-class m-m-mistress can be grating at some times b-but there a-are also s-some fine and fun times a-as well...
>>710082175
https://youtu.be/3yDP9MKVhZc
>>710082346
no
>nigger fucker
>fake tan
>too short
>tries to come off like jailbait and fails
>>710081878
If there was any, they'd have been posted here over and over.
CAN WE STOP POSING QUASI MODO RAPEFUGEE QUEEN FUCK YOU FUCKING WEABOO AUTIST VIRGINS SAGE THESE FUCKING SHIT THREADS
>>710082334
Sweet enough to kiss?
>>710082346
I'm close with a look-alike, so I wanna use some imagination
>>710082657
is ari a lil hoe?
What would you do to this little coalburner?
>>710082591
Of course. Made for sweet kisses
>>710079091
nip doe
>>710082591
>>710082838
omg give it a rest
>>710082756
Make her crawl around like a cat
>>710082736
That doesn't seem too far off
>>710083328
how much of a hoe is she?
>>710083465
so delicious
>>710083216
There a picture from the front? I want to believe that is AW, but I am struggling.
>>710083798
well fuck me sideways first 4chin pass user I see
did the layout change its after midnight. i actually like the layout
>>710084144
>>710084155
>>710084200
dubs combo checked
>>710083772
shailene woodley, actress from the film it's the stars' fault.
>>710084098
>>710083496
>>710083624
>>710083692
Pretty far up there tbh, like a cammer that never shows the goods
>>710084848
Last night was fun
>>710084560
Too. Much. Photoshop.
Doesn't even look like a photograph. More like CGI or something.
>>710085205
Fucken emma watson, ariel winter they destroy celeb threads especially ariel winter she looks discusting a real fat bitch with a face of a dog
>>710085670
TAY
>>710085090
>>710079709
What the fuck is with this person?
>>710085602
AW is the only reason I am here.
>>710084939
It was
>>710085890
WHERE'S MEREDITH
>>710085602
>complaining so many people like someone
shiggy
>>710085732
The person he is replying to is a faggot, that spams these threads with ugly "celebrities" and underage b8.
>>710084200
Hey Gramps! Didn't see you there
>>710083845
I knew her
>>710086433
>>710086411
Beatiful...
>>710086387
Age is right but that assumes he mated.
>>710086510
>>710079559
stilllll waiting.
>>710086931
Loved the new outfit
>>710086817
thank u
I have no more to add but thank u
>>710086988
perfect
>>710087195
>>710087293
>>710087449
beauty
>>710087449
Your arse
>>710087751
Has anyone fucked it?
>>710087868
Probably. If you're honestly banking on the very minimal chance she's still a virgin of anything assuming you even have a minimal chance of coming within 1 mile of her, you're delusional.
>>710088150
you are assuming too though
>>710082502
>incoherent rage
>no qt emma gf
>>710088997
>>710088788
Olivia!
She's so hot.
She's a big part of the reason I watched The Newsroom.
Wanted to fuck her character Sloan so bad.
>>710089024
Why even bother covering the age? It was clearly stated in the first picture....
>>710088150
Thats a little harsh no? Who knows but Emma seems fairly normal regardless
>>710090082
Probably means she's good at covering her tracks. Doubtful she's anything near a virgin or prude, she's just smart. Doesn't bother me either way, shouldn't bother anyone else. Everybody has sex with someone at some point, don't ever dream of losing your virginity to a celeb lol
>>710090313
I'm not a virgin and im sure she isnt. I just meant who knows about anal
>>710090627
30/70 chance I'd say.
>>710090904
30yes 70no?
DID SOMEONE SAY KATE BECKINSALE THREAD
>>710090960
Yes, as per industry standard.
New thread ---->
>>710091343
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>>710091343
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>>710091343
>>710091292
>industry standard
lol. you just mean normal standards? i dont know how many women like anal but it always seemed like those who did were more vocal and a majority didnt
>>710080293
>still hot as fuck
>implying
Inb4 emma is purrfect fag/shit taste
Please stop defending that feminist and hypocrytical cunt
>>710083216
Who?
>>710091467
>cant even spell hypocritical
kill yourself asshole shes a goddess
>>710081386
Well yeah put her in front of a bunch of niggers and of course she's going to look attractive. That's like arguing Pepsi is the best soda by handing me a room temperature coke after pouring cat piss in it
>>710091980
I mean the entire set was taken 10 days ago and shes gorgeous.
Literally perfect
>>710082029
>>710082756
Put a bullet between her eyes.
>>710091906
>Not denying the hypocresy.
>Hurr she's perfect because I say so.
Whatever you say, faggot
bump
>>710079091
Oh! I get it!
>Pot brownies!!
