General Celeb Fap Thread
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General Celeb Fap Thread
emma dump incoming
>>709923816
are you saying you want more
>>709923339
you guys think Jlaws brothers fap to her nudes? cause i sure do..
>>709926633
You think so, or you fap?
>>709926873
i fap.. but i would imagine so
>>709927276
Now THAT is more like it!
>>709926949
hard to believe her daddy is a out of touch overrated 70's rock star.
>>709926873
>>709927325
i would fap now if anyone would be so kind as to dump
>>709927702
sauce?
what ever happened to jennete mccurdy being "leaked" ..why havent i seen those tits yet?
>>709928189
yeah.. this is what i need
>>709928187
T swift nudes or fakes?
>>709928356
love some nudes.. stay hopeful anon
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba w-was a p-perfect angel t-today until I s-sat down f-for l-lunch... She c-came b-by, t-took my fried eggs, dumped them on the floor a-and pressed her f-f-foot into them... Then she p-picked them up and p-plopped them b-b-back on my plate saying, "There, it's now a perfect meal for a half-man."... I-I know a dongless wonder l-like me has n-no r-right t-to approach must l-less stay w-with such a beautiful celeb w-woman and I-I appreciate the c-candor o-of h-her dealings... She knows I-I'm a useless sponge... She b-brings h-h-home the big b-bucks while I-I shine m-my knappy 3 incher a-all day...
can someone post more jlaw for my boner plox?
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>>709924203
>>709925077
>>709928942
>>709928942
>>709929229
>>709928293
thanks anon
>>709928932
That's some hot fantasy.
ill specify for the faggot i refuse to tag. jennifer lawrence. plox.
>>709929743
I have better ass
>>709930146
Bigger is not better.
>>709929452
plox??
>>709929743
Them tits
If I had to pick something about Alyson Michalka that stands out, her face wouldn't be something I'd mention.
>>709932098
Different strokes
>>709932761
sauce!?
>being this obsessed with celebrities
gee, how are you different from women?
no one wants to dump jen lawrence...?
>>709933286
take this waltz or something
>>709933341
post her yourself, fucking lazy ass
>>709933200
Wait what? Went did she do this whaaaaa
>>709933560
thanks based anon.. i need fap material today
>>709933624
like 3 years ago
>>709933939
>>709933616
see i have nothing to post? thats why i come to these threads.. i dont stockpile nudes of celebrities like a virgin. but if they come around in celeb threads, i fap sometimes.
>>709933912
OMG. THANKS ANON HOLY SHIT. And that is her on the Plaza webm? Sauce?
>>709934150
better than tinder! plenty of horny bitches of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>709934570
Seriously? She looks like n old man in drag
>>709934164
you masturbate to celebrities like a virgin tho, what are you doing at home on sunday? loser
>>709933837
you know you can google them in 5 seconds right?
>>709934819
..you're home on a sunday. and, per my previous post, i fap IF they come around and i feel like a fap. i dont collect them like someone who's never felt a vagina. Also, fun fact, for people with jobs or careers? its not uncommon to be home on a sunday. ya know work in the morning. im sure you'd know nothing about this freeloading in your moms basement
>>709930389
Who is this?
>>709934981
crucify me for wanting to bring some nudity to these always boobless celebrity cuck fests that you fuck boys call threads
>>709935229
its fine i wanted to help. every once in a while someone is begging for them like they really dont know that they are all over the internet.
gotta admit i sounded like a jerk
>>709935139
Freeloading in my rich moms basement coming from a celebration of the day in my country (national day) and partying with my reunited high school friends and girls and getting a handjob while you slaved away all your week and got shat on by your boss and all you have to brag about is making people find you porn so you can feel valued and in control for once in your sad shitty life. have fun being stressed and upset :D
>>709928932
>>709935767
LOL at "partying with all my friends and getting a handjob" while posting 4chan. yeah that seems likely, i bet they are all like "whoa dude you told that random stranger, we are impressed and you are the man!"
>>709936357
Well I'm sorry you can't accept others having lives happier than yours, I hope it makes you feel better. Talking to women in real life and feeling them physically can't compare to that though, you should try it sometime
>>709933286
It's from a movie just right sarah silverman on xvideos.com and you'll get the whole scene.
Chloe
>>709936624
Said the guy who is literally trying to claim he is partying with a bunch of people and getting play while he whines on 4chan. Just how long is your neckbeard, wizard?
>>709936802
It's not long enough to cover your shame of having to make people do things on 4chan because nobody respects or shows you appreciation in real life, and that all you got going on is 24 / 7 frustrating stress slavery. I'll be having fun while you hate your life :D
>>709937188
I'm not the same guy you were arguing with and calling a wage slave, sorry. Just someone who noticed the hilarity of expecting people to believe you're hosting some kind of party at your house htat involves everyone watching you post on /b/ and get handjobs. REAL LIKELY
>>709937312
>hosting at my house
lol, you were so triggered by my bragging you couldn't read properly. as I said I'm sorry your life is worse but it's not my fault. it's not that hard to get laid, you just have to grow a pair bro
>>709927994
Who is this
>Freeloading in my rich moms basement coming from a celebration of the day in my country (national day)
>partying with my reunited high school friends and girls and getting a handjob
Sorry, was there some point where you mentioned NOT being in your mom's basement for thsi party?
>>709937844
>coming from a celebration of the day
it literally says here
are you so insecure you can't accept someone getting a handjob lol?
>>709933200
Sauce
>>709938041
No, but your post sure as hel made it sound like you were still in your mom's basement. And if you're seriously suggesting you're frantically replying on /b/ like an angry autist while people "party" with you and give you handjobs... lol. You are the one who has never had a handjob. No one at any party ever wanted to give a handjob to a nerd defending himself on /b/ anyway. At best you're alone, in a corner, posting on your phone, while other people enjoy the party and you fantasize.
>>709937188
what is with this wage slave meme?
literally what do you do? youre rich and complaining? you deserve to be robbed and killed
>>709928343
someone turn on the fucking anti-aliasing on that dress
>>709938954
Oh, I really don't want you to be anywhere near equal to me. Bragging about living in my parents dungeon and fabricating friends, parties, and getting play? Nah, I'll stick with my life.
>>709939080
>has to struggle for his money and still has zero free time for fun and enjoyment
>wants me to die
ahahahahah feels good to be superior
>>709939257
>i'll stick to denial so i don't kill myself
lmao
>709940090
Yeah, because the skillless loser who lives with their mom and lies about every aspect of their social and sex life, those are totally not the people on the verge of killing themselves. Where are you, fucking Slovakia?
>>709940090
>literally not answering the question
what is the wage slave meme? most people have jobs if you dont youre a lucky fuck. you arent making money you just have it
>>709941133
sorry you don't have parents loving enough to save for you anon
>>709940607
>being this triggered
close, I live in east europe, and the girls are both hot and easy because they've not been infected with christian bullshit, enjoy slaving your life away and not enjoying it lol
>>709941541
So you arent even getting a job? im sure your parent really think youre cool
>>709938393
The To Do List
>>709941713
still lolling at the idea of you being at some banging party and everyone is gathered around watching you argue on /b/ and cheering you on while offering sex acts. now im just starting to think you're autistic and genuinely believe that everyone else should buy your fantasies. How's it goin there, Chris-chan? Written any Sonichu comics lately?
>>709942290
>still trying
lol...it'll benefit you more to get a life man, brotherly advice
>>709941726
they're ok with me eating their money because they don't hate doing things for their kids.
>>709937781
>>709927994
Jaimie Alexander
>>709942530
Here's some fatherly advice, an unemployed liar living with his mommy doesn't have a life, they are struggling with life.
Emma?
>>709928806
Anyone have the video of this?
>>709943177
only the best
>>709943451
>>709943126
at least I love my life and enjoy it tho, here's a pat on the back for trying.
>>709943451
forever the best.
Can always brighten my day.
>>709943557
Do you though? You invent fictional scenarios to brag to strangers online about and then spend hours arguing that they are true even when in theory you are the middle of that scenario right that moment and it's obviously not true.
That's not what people who are content with their life do, it's what people who desperately want others to believe they have a better life do.
>>709926155
Did she get bolt ons right before she died or something?
>Maybe I just never noticed because I couldn't even pretend to give a fuck about her.
>>709943792
>it's all fake others dont live better than me stop telling me that!!!!11
lel, coping mechanisms will only keep you and prevent you from living the life you want my man, get a less busy job and start hitting the club and force yourself to talk to people and maybe we'll be equal one day.
>If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize every Em you've ever wanted. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
>>709927342
What kind of celebrity is this?
Who?
She looks like the lost Kardashian. The one who was stretched horizontally. Let's kall her Karen.
>Karen Kardashian.
>>709927954
More like Brad Pittifully small wiener.
>my dick is so huge, I have to tell people every once in a while.
>>709943591
always is right, she makes me smile
>>709944141
You've been arguing on /b/ for like two hours dude, you are not partying at a club or getting a handjob.
i'd raw dog it
>>709928189
True story...
>nobody cares.
I never found Jlaw particularly attractive. Not at all ugly, just not attractive. But during the summer of 2014, I somehow kept watching movies she was in, and she grew on me. I decided I would like to smash.
Few days later... Fappening!!
>>709928506
More like Collin Fail!
>>709929327
More like Jude Lawl!
>>709923339
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/cat-face-ep
>>709944461
>his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already, the potions ready
>he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop wands,
>but he keeps on forgetting spells he wrote down
>>709927542
sauce?
>>709933912
Does anybody know where I can find this stabilized? Google isn't helping.
>>709945321
i always thought she was ugly and uninteresting even with the fappening
>>709945066
thats what I was saying the entire time, that I got back from the club, but you guys got so triggered about your shitty frustrated lives you focused on that lol
>>709928277
More like Justiny Wiener.
hey perks anon, if youre there what scene do you want a webm of
>>709929229
More like Joey Little!
>>709936757
you are too stupid to live.
Emma anon still her?
hardguy_11198
Bi dude, has nudes of his cousin. Only sends if he gets dick pic
>>709948241
Hows it goin
>>709949172
Lewd
>>709949172
How are you Emma?
>>709930146
No you dont cuck.
>>709949621
I'm good how are you
>>709949453
Noooo
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very beautiful w-woman and I-I'm v-very l-lucky t-to have her... She i-is c-considered o-one o-of the greatest w-women i-in the w-world and h-has m-many f-fans... U-Unfortunately, h-her f-fans d-do n-not approve of m-me... They s-say I-I'm n-not w-worthy o-of her b-because I-I'm j-just a commoner... S-Some o-of them g-get v-very upset...
>>709950146
Do you still want kisses?
>>709950366
I-I know I-I p-played every d-dirty l-low-down trick and d-deceit in my r-race to enter h-her panties b-but they shouldn't b-be s-so mean...
>>709950430
I like kisses
>>709950828
With tongues?
>>709950976
Kiss...
>>709927774
he's a dirty dirty jew....
>>709950749
O-One f-fellow s-said he wanted t-to introduce m-me to h-his p-pack o-of 12 pit bulls... Another f-fellow s-said h-he hoped I-I get l-lost in the swamp and devoured b-by crocodiles... Then h-he hopes the crocs shit m-me out quick s-so he can throw my remains into a meat grinder and f-feed m-me to his pigs...
>>709951487
Mind if I squeeze your arse?
>>709951636
Another p-problem I-I have w-with h-her i-is the am-amount o-of greasy f-fingered 30 somethings wh-who approach us and f-find a-a w-way t-to t-touch h-her b-boobs and butt, all b-by "accident" o-of course...
>>709952321
I-I m-m-mean it's becoming s-so common she should just wear a-a sign while outside s-s-saying "Touch my buttocks please"... These m-men s-simply w-won't take no f-for an answer...
>>709951692
as long as you be nice
>>709953586
What if I finger you?
Anyone else fapping to the goddess?
>>709953945
only of its good job
>>709954970
if*
>>709956144
>he doesn't want to hate-fuck her
>>709956306
Oh but I would be cumming like a horse if the goddess let me lick her ass
>>709927276
dolly parton is a qt
>>709956878
Okay virgin boy
>>709957295
Hnnnnng
>>709927954
we have the same looking and size dick. thanks
yes and multiple females fight over me.
i guess i found my real father
>>709957686
>>709957760
Furiously fapping
>>709923339
rolling
that cleavage
>>709957967
I keked
>>709957760
>>709957990
>that space between
Need more Maisie. Cumshops and webms
>>709927774
adrian brody is so ugly he ruins this within two seconds
>>709958645
Well i came
>>709958820
to that? kek
>>709936651
LMFAO
>>709958820
>>709959863
fuck NO
>>709959863
FUCK YEAH!!!
>>709959863
She looks underage, a solid 14 year old
>>709959863
ugly goblin
Anyone have Kat Dennings?
>>709960140
Is that a bad thing?
>>709960489
fuck that bitch is ugly
>>709960489
stop keep thst shit to yourself
>>709923339
Has anyone seen this yet? Clinton supporters attack homeless Trump supporter lady.
https://youtu.be/mFOfmzlXLBk
>>709960794
yes
>>709960844
yep that bitch is as ugly as to watch a son die
>>709961224
kek
>>709928490
you can see her pulse on her neck
>>709930146
man-boobs or gtfo
>>709927912
jojojo puto amo!
>>709936412
the best por lejos!!!
>>709962520
Sorry im 5'11" 140lbs
>>709963347
>i have better ass
>Sorry im 5'11" 140lbs
Trap altert. You might look like taylor swift in drag but no way are you a normal looking guy.
>>709963534
what the fuck? im straight
>>709964029
hahahahaahahaha
good luck with that, beanpole
>>709964190
ive had five years of relationships already fampie. im not skinny
>>709964391
dude 5'11" 140 is skinny. wtf.
>>709964591
yea well im not. i used to be skinnier. i used to be 150+ also. but right now im not skinny ive been skinnier
>>709930697
thats all it takes for you?
>>709958495
shes like 12 here
>>709965473
she was 16 and could drink legally. released when she was 17
>>709927954
>tucking his dick while hes bored
one of us, one of us
>>709965788
>>709965473
this was her at 12 or maybe 11
>>709945637
>>709944822
and this was thirteen>>709960987
im the same age as her
>>709926949
Is this reall!?
>>709928825
I loved her on Mr Nobody. She's not incredibly attractive but I fell in love anyway
>>709928854
Speaking of Mr Nobody, did anyone notice how Katy looks like Jared Leto in drag?
>>709967501
>>709967501
new bread
