Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>709900739
>>709900452
Charmander is one of my least liked gen1 pokés, Cyndaquil is pretty good, all gen2 starters are acceptable for me but I still prefer Chikorita.
>>709900452
I think we can agree you are the qt one
>>709900191
You got a problem with Torchic??
>>709900754
I need to pay more attention to the threads
>>709900428
Physically cannot eat enough without feeling like Im going to throw it all up.
Claim
>>709901010
Have you tried something like vegetable soup or simply toast with peanut butter?
It doesn't have to be some lavish meal with all the bells and whistles, you know.
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Still here
Still here
カラミチーマス
>>709900855
Oh well, different tastes... uh I meant filthy plant starter!
>>709900893
No u
>>709901187
I get around it with more snacking on meal foods than big meals. Trying to constantly eat little things rather than eat a heap at once. High carb foods are good too, pasta more so than others.
>>709901814
No you! You are a super qt
>>709900191(Miku)
cyndaquil for dayss
>>709900293(Rory)
True, but I mght just get them separately. Granted it's30 dollars more, but I think it'll be worth it
>>709900517(Illya)
I'm more of a console gamer. I do play games on my laptop, but because my laptop isnt a gaming laptop, there's very little I can play. I usually play castle crashers, Nekopara, or left for dead. I recently got league, but I haven't installed it, or made an account yet
>>709902006
Ah, I gotcha. I tried that when I was hurting for money and it works well, but it's nice to sit down and have a meal, rather than snacks all day.
Have an easy day at work man.
The more you kill us, the stronger we become.
>>709902095
I guess that would work out fine. Though Im talkung about Melbourne PAX being sold out.
>>709902144
Im not leaving home for another 45. And yeah, it is nice to do, but in a kitchen you dont really have the time.
https://discord.gg/jm67X
my waifu is this discord
Big up you DnB heads!
>>709902644
thank
>>709902684
It's amazing seeing all these tunes on 4chan
.
>>709902752
https://youtu.be/TYYT15C42Oc
..
>>709902790
well, we shared a beer
...
We will return, stronger than ever.
>>709902449
You work at a college, right? Is there nothing else there worth eating?
>>709902882
We did, here's mine
>>709902095
Ah, well if you ever want to play something on steam sometime I'd be happy to!
https://steamcommunity.com/id/notagoodjoke
>>709902967
Oh I can eat there no problem. And at home. Its just the time issue. Constantly cooking one thing or another. Just as you finish one, you have 2 more waiting.
>>709903089
yo that's a great release, ed rush and optical were good together.
>>709903202
Yeah their fucking legends, did you get Optical's 20 Years Of Optical LP?
>>709903147
I can see how that could get annoying. Have you tried making a lot of meals one day and eating them over the week?
I mean, I get not wanting to cook every day over and over at work and home, but I think one big day of cooking and 6 days of just work cooking might be better.
>>709902494
i got permabanned by posting one image there
>>709903377
not really, i haven't listened to jungle a lot, i went more /mu/
>>709902449
Oh, well good call buying the three day pass!
>>709903104
Ok! I just added you. I hope we get to become good friends!
>>709902494
I got banned or something
>>709903531
Fair enough but Whats The Difference?, Sci-Fi Step Tech and all the other lost dubs from 96, 97 finally got released
>>709900928
Kung fu chicken gets disgusting after it's first stage. All fire/fighting should be deleted tbh.
>>709903418
Not enough room in the fridge. And Im living back with the famalam because saving money. I dont really cook at home unless I have to or I feel like helping out. When Im back on my own, its what Ill do to veggies, leaving proteins to be cooked daily.
>>709903740
wait really?
when???
>>709904021
cunt.
https://virband.bandcamp.com/album/nizhny-les-2006
LISTEN TO THIS NOW
>>709904021
I thought infernape was pretty good. Considering there weren't a lot of good fire types in sinnoh
>>709903682
Awesome! If you want to play something once I get back to campus I'd be more than happy to!
You and I can be bad at League together too until we figure it out more!
>>709904084
Vol.1 came out 16th September & Vol.2 came out on the 14th this month, 24 tracks in total
>>709904070
Ah... ok.
Maybe rice? Easy, cheap, filling.
this is how i imagine all of you to be
>>709904084
Now you listen to this.
https://noisesamurai.bandcamp.com/album/slunt
>>709904560
But that's the >>>/trash/erp thread.
>>709904560
That's not accurate, we erp as gay people not girls
>>709904435
did you get em?
send link please omg
>>709904579
AND NOW YOU LISTEN TO THIS OMG I'M DOING THIS I SWEAR ON ME MOM U LIL CHEEKY CUNT
https://chinesefootball.bandcamp.com/album/chinese-football
>>709904679
I'll do it later.
>>709904542
More pasta than rice. I hate cooking rice unless I have a cooker or a $3k convection combi-oven. It never comes out right. Pasta being just as versatile. Hell, even a cheap meat sauce can be cooked and frozen. And like all food with tomato, its far better the next day.
>>709904679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLlqr3yon_Q
Vol.2 is not on youtube apart from a few tunes that are on it but just buy or download it because it's something worth having most definitely
>>709904861
Meanie.... ;w;
>>709904542
A Tomoko Taco sounds much better. Yum!
>>709904624
This is not okay.
>>709904925
>3k convection combi-oven
Nigga, I make perfect rice in a 15 dollar rice cooker. What the fuck are you on? lol
How expensive are rice cookers in Straya? Hundreds of dollars or something?
>>709904985
I will check on soulseek.
>>709904861
What did you just give to me u crazy insane person
>>709904560
I actually imagine them as the qt pi anime girls being posted.
>>709905177
No worries dude
>>709904084
Really digging that bass and percussion, the vocals turn me off a bit sadly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9Ea6lgPeA
>>709904322
I'd usually just grab a houndour.
>>709904679
>chinese football
kek
>>709905177
It's an album called Slunt.
>>709904990
Sorry, am lazy.
>>709905177
go away your anime reaction memes arent funny
btw tbh you are acting like this pic
>>709904560
Did you get that image from this thread about a week or two ago?
>>709905360
maybe
>>709905164
No, but I still just hate rice on stovetops. Someone could put their rice on, using the exact steps I take, literally right next to my rice, and my rice would be fucked. While theirs is perfect.
>>709905229
I pray for you family, thanks.
>>709905276
Why, his vocals are actually amazing.
And yeah, Chinese Football are so good.
>>709905335
This shit noided me way more than Death Gribbos, thank.
Also don't be and listen.
>>709905348
Thank family.
>>709905477
yes we get it she looks fuckable attractive in that attire
moving on!!!
>>709905516
>>709905469
Kek I was wondering because after I posted it once I all of a sudden see it on here almost every time I stop in
my date stood me up
>>709905844
>>709905948
Good
>>709905477
My mother can relate.
My rice always comes out really good, but she can't make rice for anything.
I don't cook rice stove top tho, steamed or gtfo my face.
>>709905871
ive been posting in as many of these threads as i can to slow the spread of anime fags
i watch anime but at least im not a fag about it who tries to tell everyone
>>709906061
Leave him alone
>>709906312
Dude why don't you spam the far more cancerous furfags, and actual faggot trap threads?
>>709904366
Yeah, that'd be awesome! I'd very like that.
>>709905276
I thought you couldn't get one till post game
>>709906303
Its technically the same thing. Mechanically a roce cooker boils using absorbtion method, same way a stove does. Just more regulated.
>>709905813
Theres fuck all of her in anything else fam.
>>709906004
Now you just need a Black Sperm edit.
>>709906569
So you say, but I always think stove top tastes stale compared to using a rice cooker.
>>709905635
>death gribbos
No please.
And I'll be as lazy as I want.
>>709905948
There there konata, there are plenty of other fish in the sea
>>709906061
the date part is good or the killing?
>>709906356
I LOVE YOU!!!!
>>709906603
I'll have to work on it
>>709906812
Plenty of stuff swimming around in my ballsack that he can have too.
better than tinder!! plenty of horny sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>709900587
Sorry faggots, I've claimed ALL the waifus.
/Thread.
>>709905516
>>709901015
-hugs-
>>709906969
Can't claim my love for her.
>>709906858
If you had a boyfriend then you wouldn't be able to come here as often
>>709907189
*Hugs back*
>>709906969
You need trips to steal one fagtron. Only the most epic of gets can claim all
>>709906740
I guess its personal preference really. Rice is meant to be bland anyway.
>>709907258
-hugs your hug-
Shiro claimed.
That's some surprisingly calm spam today.
>>709907132
better than tinder! plenty of horny bitches of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>709907296
*Hugs your -hugs your hug-*
Stealing Tomoko
>>709907302
Hold me.
>>709907345
-hugs your *hugs your -hugs your hug*-
>>709906812
like you :3
>>709907209
I cum here every day :)
>>709907288
True, you flavor rice with other dishes.
Maybe this is just a local thing, but most of the time I see people cooking rice on the stove they add butter. And not just a little, I'm talking like an entire stick of butter. Just to cook a little rice. It tastes amazing, sure, but holy fuck.
Alright I gotta go visit my grandparents. NOW have a good day at work, talk to you later, chef.
>>709907288
T H I G H S
H
I
G
H
S
*Hugs your -hugs your *hugs your -hugs your hug*-
>>709907445
But you wouldn't if you have a boyfriend
>>709907547
>>709907410
Forgot to tag
>>709907402
What's wrong?
>>709907547
-hugs your -hugs your *hugs your -hugs your hug. while hugging your hug-
better than tinder! plenty of horny legal age sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>709907132
>all my new pics are too big
>>709907675
Oh, nothing. Just desperate for affection.
>>709907302 (You) (You)
*Hugs your -hugs your -hugs your *hugs your -hugs your hug. while hugging your hug- *While hugging your -hugs your -hugs your *hugs your -hugs your hug. while hugging your hug-
>>709907886
>>709907699
Forgot to tag
>>709907832
>>709907727 (You?)
>>709907827
Well, I can't hold you, but I can give you something better.
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>>709907966
Sachi's a fag not mai
>>709907537
I cook lots of stovetop rice, it all comes down to washing the rice beforehand, using the right ratio of rice/water, and then how you choose to cook it.
Azeri plov recipes have you parcook the rice, then you drain the water, and butter the bottom, layer some rice, butter, layer more rice, butter, rice, pour saffron infusion on top, then steam on low until it's nice and fluffy. A golden crust forms on the bottom that you can use as a garnish or to eat as is.
Best waifu
<3
>>709907886
Okay, you win.
>>709907886
-kisses you-
>>709907966
Am I supposed to be offended by an ms-paint edit? that's so lame.
>>709907853 (Ach) (So)
Dann eben hier. Servus. (<- nicht Moin)
Bist du auch der andere?
>>709908102
No.
>>709908061
*Hugs your "Okay, you win.".
>>709908089
*kisses you back*
>>709907886
>>709908164
This a cringe thread?
I mean, too most people it actually is, but even for the already low standards this is gay.
>>709908164
-kisses your kiss-
>>709908217
>>709908217
This is satire.
>>709908217
Yes
better than tinder! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
*sucks your blowjob*
>>709908232
*Kisses more*
>>709908015
She's a great one.
>>709908001
Nope, not better.
>>709908217
Someone's feeling left out?
*Hugs*
>>709908122
>Bist du auch der andere?
jo ich hab dich nur übersehen als ich das gemacht hab
>>709908279
There is always a bit of truth in every joke.
Like when I say I'd fuck a trap. I say it in a joking way, but I probably would.
>>709908493
You're pretty dumb.
>>709908417
-phone rings-
>>709908440
You tryna fight?
I give you my everything and this is how you repay me!?
Whur u at? I'mma bust a cap.
>>709908541
Fortunately, that was not a joke.
>>709908575
*Who is it?*
>>709906554
I'll let you know when I get back!
>>709908669
-They're telling me that it's "Black Sperm"
What a weird name.
>>709908651
your waifu is so cute :o
>>709907832
Mai!
>akari
>>709908651
Your waifu is very cute, but it's not what I'm looking for.
~Shiro