why are women so crazy about horse dong?
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why are women so crazy about horse dong?
>>709850956
if is not creampie im not interesed
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>>709850956
milk
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>>709850956
>women
me
More please
I'm crazy about women being crazy about horse dicc
>>709850956
it's not just horses, if a girl goes alone for too long and either lacks or gotten bored of all her toys then playing with the family dog isnt that far away
>>709850956
all women lust for horse those obscenely large equine foal makers
>>709851508
personally i just love seeing horny bitches being freaky and making the move to have sex, rather than the guy being the one initiating the shit
sauce?
>>709850956
I wasn't aware.
>>709851649
This, but with horses.
Andas dogs.
>>709850956
Interesting. but i do not condone.
>>709850956
They arent.
I'm zoo, I know and have known a lot of girls also into zoo and almost none of them were interested in horse cock.
>>709851763
when you're having sex and shes either on top or youre doggying her and the cock pops out and she instantly reaches and grabs it and pushes it back in... fuuuucc, the best feeling ever
>>709851150
this
Beast thread? I don't object, but donot have anything either
>>709850956
>709850956
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>>709851915
>bitches starting shit in public with kids around
yea thats not gonna happen mr zoo, they might grab a feel though if the opertunity presentsi tself, a close friend to my stepsister sucked corse cock, they were a group of 4 girls playing with it and all of a sudden after they stroke it hard she started sucking on it.
>>709852282
>bitches starting shit in public with kids around
Where did that even come from?
>>709852282 (me)
I do not have anymore details than this, also yes, they were all female riders or whatever the fuck it's called in america
>>709852426
>They arent.
>I'm zoo, I know and have known a lot of girls also into zoo and almost none of them were interested in horse cock.
mods must be sleeping, i like it
>>709852516
And you are quoting why?
>>709852631
Sorry I thougth you said you worked at a zoo I should had realized you meant a mental institution.
Confusion bump
>>709852789
No..
Zoo as in zoosexual, people who are attracted to and have sex with animals.
human cock psychically can't satify a woman, they need a big horse cock
>>709853082
Horse cocks are psychic now?
>>709853082
My cock satisfies them just fine, better then a horse cock ever can. you cant even put a horse cock in anything.
>>709850956
HOW DO WHITE BOOYOS EVEN COMPETE
>>709853122
They can really hold a conversation.
>because unlike niggers, horses are useful
/thread
>>709852891
every woman has fantisized about horse penis at least once in their life.
as for the porn industry it's more about money/work than getting your rocks off, I wouldn't be that comfortable having a guy telling me where to put my legs and when to look at the camera when im trying to fuck a bitch, also the amount of retakes and changing positions and wating for mic guy and camera men to move around, fuck that
>>709853345
They're actually more concerned that you can keep an erection. It's the most difficult part of being a male porn star.
>>709853345
last part is just me going into the norm of where we may end up seeing horse porn not really talking about your situation anon >>709852891
>>709853446
I just slap it against her ass or pussy to get the blood flowing and im good to go again
>>709850956
It tastes like cherry jolly ranchers
>>709853645
That must be the last words of most of the male porn stars out there. They have stunt cocks on the side for when you can't deliver.
>>709853082
>psychically
>>709853831
horses are always erect and ready for the women you can't satisfy
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>>709853831
and then there's those whose sexually incompitent so when you go soft and smack their asses to revive it they go "haha what are you doing?" and you're too kind to tell them that having sex with them is a waste of time.
where's more videos like ops??
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>>709850956
A E S T H E T I C
Its big black and not in prison
>>709850956
Horses are usually owned by white families.
White men are usually small down there.
White women usually enjoy being loose down there.
Usually.
>>709850956
>women
You mean men right?
>>709854684
and it doesnt have to worry about paying child support
everybody wins
>>709854731
nigger
>>709854770
mr. hands was just a abnormality, done on a dare i believe
>>709850956
Women luv the horse cock because it's huge and black and cleaner than a nigger
because some white male cuck paid them to.
white girls actually like dogs, because they eat peanut butter and have better motion
>>709854778
Indeed its great actually
>>709854888
This, also trips of truth.
Too bad they only last like 10-20 seconds max.
>>709854867
No, he did that all the time.
The video everyone sees was made almost a year before he died.
Source, I knew him.
>>709854867
>mr. hands
There have been tons of others
>done on a dare
Pretty sure he got fucked by horses a lot. The only reason he's famous is because he eventually died from it.
Enough chit chat faggots post more vids/pics
>>709850956
I wish I could be a sexy white women and have a rich cuck husband who paid for my stables and well hung stallions that i could suck and fuck everyday
>>709855177
10/10 source, would never doubt
>>709855186
At least he died doing what he loved, a lot of dead people can't be so lucky.
>>709854800
Micro dick detected. Not even a nigger just saying man.
>>709855326
He died well after he was fucked from internal bleeding.
>>709850956
>why are women so crazy about horse dong?
more importantly, why are men so crazy about women and horses.
>>709855404
If I died from internal bleeding because I was crushed with hundreds of horny naked women I wouldn't mind all that much.
Anyone got good vids of men getting rammed by horses? (Not mr hands)
>>709855555
holy shit gg /b/
>>709855285
GT is usually pretty reliable.
>>709855555
Pents of paradise
>>709855555
Ahhh crushed by women true quints.
>>709855666
>this is now a get thread
>>709855666
>satanic full house
What is happening
>>709850956
Is it snowing in that picture?
>>709850956
>hot webm in the OP
>There's nothing else here except a bunch of faggots and cuck posting
best thread confirmed >>709855555
>>709855630
^_^
>>709855555
Your quints have unleashed my boner.
>>709855843
Wheres the horse d at fam!?
>>709855901
>boner
Show pics
>Requesting gif or jpg
>Mobilefag
>>709856226
I had my D in a horse about 45 min ago.
>>709855555
Somebody make this a banner, the dreams of /b/ all wrapped up in one post.
>>709856309
Mare? Post pics
>>709856357
Of course a mare.
I posted pics in the last thread.
>>709855555
>Mods not making this a banner
>>709856386
Didn't see em. Post em again pls
>>709856386
Damn. Would be hot to see a dude fuck a stallion's ass.
>>709855555
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>>709856433
Why?
Why are you guys so obsessed with cramming your dick into a shit hole?
>>709856424
>>709856502
Full of fish?
>>709855555
>>709855666
>>709855555
>>709855555
a single tear for a true patriot
>>709856520
Because they are trash
horse buttholes look gross anyway
You sick fuck
>>709856520
>why
Gay.
I just want to see male on male. Has nothing to do with the shit(hole) aspect. Just the male(hole) aspect.
>>709856750
I dont into gay or butseks.
>>709856568
New computer
>>709856732
Horse cock jesus has blessed this thread.
>>709856558
How would one go about getting a mare to fuck? Would I need my own stable and horse?
>>709856978
You can rent stable space usually if you don't have room for your own, and you should use your own horse.
Using other's horses, especially strangers, is a good way to get kicked by the horse or shot for trespassing.
>>709856978
I've always done it with my own. I think it would be wrong to do it with someone elses. so yes, you need your own.
>>709856978
Depends how tall you are, to keep a horse you probably would need a shed for it, as long as you befriend it and it's JTRHNBR
>>709857063
>>709857065
In what States is it legal? Not tryna get arrested for getting some pussy.
Where the webms at?
>>709857135
Oh, I dont remember.
I just dont tell the police what I'm doing.
>>709857181
>Implying the person you rent the stable from wouldn't tell the police if they catch you
>>709857248
I dont rent a stable though.
>>709857135
Vermont, Wyoming, and West Virginia don't seem to have any laws against it.
Still there is no real way to get caught unless you're retarded. Your own space your own horse, and don't tell the cops.
>>709857065
Have you shared your mares with anyone ever? I don't remember.
>>709857248
>Implying they're not all horsefuckers
They probably have little powwows about their horses
>>709857337
No, I haven and I wouldn't.
That would be like sharing my wife. Just wrong.
POST PORN OR SPIDERMAN
Bitches are also crazy about dog dong
>>709857429
What's the cheapest way to get a mare?
>>709857429
Some people are into both.
I doubt I would share either if I was into that stuff.
My family is taking our new dog in to get neutered soon, I feel bad for him.
>>709857523
Get a free one.
>>709857605
Oh, poor guy.
In general I dont like animals being altered.
I'm thinking my roommate's new stallion is going to need to get his balls cut off though. He's just too much of an asshole.
>>709857610
>How
>>709857767
find someone giving away a horse for free.
look on craigs list or facebook..
>>709857701
The dog's temperament is fine, but it's just something you're supposed to do in my parent's eyes I guess. It has some minor health benefits, though it's kind of like cutting off your breasts at birth to reduce risk of breath cancer. I feel like a responsible owner generally won't let their dog go get other dogs pregnant so it shouldn't be an issue of random breeding either.
I have heard when bitches are in heat they sometimes drip blood or some other liquid around this house, is this true?
>>709857840
the only time that happens is if the horse is sick and the owner is unable to put it down
>>709857922
Dont males squirt thier cum too?
>>709857922
Yeah, they leak a lot.
Some lick themselves enough that they dont really make a mess on everything.
some can leave a trail of drops wherever they go.
I have one of each right now.
>>709857925
Or they're moving and can't take the horse with them where they live next.
Happens with dogs all the time, people that don't have money problems often don't care as much about selling it, instead searching for a place the animal would be happy.
>>709858041
yes upon arousal and orgasm, but not menstrual blood.
>>709858075
Ah, that sounds like a downside because I hate cleaning things. I hear some try to put doggy diapers on them for that time, but that sounds like even more of a pain.
>>709857925
Not true at all.
My favourite mare right now was free. She's a great little horse, I got her when she was about 5 and had her for about 5 years now.
My second favourite horse only cost me $300 usd.
But, there are plenty of young healthy free horses around. not just old and sick ones.
>>709858075
Rrally wish I hadn't spayed my dog (pic related). She'd make some adorable puppies.
>>709858216
in general it's not too bad. I dont mind.
>>709858216
>yes upon arousal and orgasm, but not menstrual blood.
But will intact males will lick themselves and cum? Or hump things? masturbate?
>>709858258
Well.. maybe.
I dont think non breeders should breed dogs. I believe breeding should be to make and continue the breed and keep the breed lines strong.
Not just to make more puppies.
>>709858413
>I believe breeding should be to make and continue the breed and keep the breed lines strong.
>i believe in inbreeding
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>>709858522
Tell me again how to get good german shepherd dogs by breeding together a random street mongrel and a husky.
>>709858522
You are a moron.
He means that you leave it to the professionals who will keep the gene pool diverse enough to not have them inbreed, without losing the unique characteristics of each breed.
>>709858675
>professionals
>>709858765
Experts?
People who are practiced and understand the genealogy and methodology of dog breeding.
>>709850956
>why are women so crazy about horse dong?
Um... start looking for woman elsewhere if that is your experience with all women.
>>709850956
damn what's the sauce on this?
A lot of /b/tards are idiots that just want to argue and manufacture faults with anything you say.
Also, fuck new moot. this new file size limit had made about 1/4 of my muffins unpostable.
>>709858671
>>709858675
>>709858878
Thing is you can do this shit for some dogs when you need policedogs or for showdog faggots, whatever, But "you shouldn't breed dogs because they'll be mongrels" is shit.
>>709850956
Bump for OPs source
bump for more women with horses
>>709860237
google the fucking file name bro
>>709861187
No luck with this...
>>709853446
don't they just pop viagra these days.
At least they aren't niggers.
