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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>709693279
I'm done I can't take all the shitposting
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>709693259
-Hugs back_
>>709693350
Heyo Sacho! How is your depression?
>>709693345
Hey Miko.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pictures/the-5-most-dangerous-guns-in-america-20140714/derringers-0206907
I am triggered as fuck at this
>>709692789
I won't let my line die with me
Also, I'm probably going to fap to him.
>>709692916
Hey Pete, what's up?
Ceiling is not a valid answer
>>709693477
-hugs harder-
>>709693468
Cute waifu, anon.
Do not be alarmed
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>709693350
Hi again I had a shit day but it's always better around night time
>>709693500
That article is as cringe as Pete Evans
![[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days 3 - 04 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.12_[2016.08.16_02.20.07].png](https://i.imgur.com/IJz3t6W.jpg "[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days 3 - 04 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.12_[2016.08.16_02.20.07].png")
>>709692686
Oh shit, didn't notice them quads.
>>709693553
-Gets harder-
>>709693675
This makes me alarmed and beyond
>>709693675
Only 9 off
>>709693705
You're still at it?
>>709693500
First, I am not Pete anymore. I don't call you a 12 year old autist do I? Second, sky. But seriously I am good. Trying to survive this night. Not sleeping, chugging Pepsi and eating cookies while signing paperwork.
>>709693675
Could not really say that was close. But good attempt anyway.
>>709693844
You can't count, anon.
>>709693675
One day it's gonna happen.
>>709693675
9 too many
Sorry Tripsguy
>>709693721
Who is Pete Evans?
>>709693724
You'll notice these dubs
>>709693860
Still
>>709693887
You have the diet of an autistic man child
>>709693242
Oh, you had another when you woke up. That explains a lot.
>>709693253
>>709693724
AM or PM though?
>>709693887
>not Pete anymore
How long will this claim last? A couple weeks again?
>>709693776
-kisses lewdly-
>Best fox
I'm sad i can't use a greatsword with one hand
I guess i'll just use a regular sword
>>709693485
if serious: getting a bit better
if memeing: crippling
>>709693720
i prefer night to day really
how late is it for you?
>>709693916
Hes a Paleo faggot.
When the follower asked if Paleo couldhelp with her osteoporosis, the celebrity chefresponded: “I would strongly suggest removing dairy and eating the Paleo way as calcium from dairy can remove the calcium from your bones.”
>>709693485
Hey Pete.
>>709693911
I meant 11
>>709693279
>>709694077
Gettin the dubs
>>709694063
haha, made you doubt yourself. it was actually 9 the whole time.
>>709693967
Sure.
>>709693968
This is my final claim mate. Pete was a placeholder.
>>709694040
Good. Stay positive!
>>709694057
How was your day if I may ask?
>>709693911
>>709694063
No wait, 675-9=666. So yes, i can
>>709694187
-wraps arms around you-
![[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days - 11 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_13.45_[2016.07.13_15.16.32].png](https://i.imgur.com/aGJEnxe.png "[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days - 11 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_13.45_[2016.07.13_15.16.32].png")
>>709693916
Sorry, I don't see them.
>>709693968
AM. Pretty sure 4chan goes by 24H clocks, unless it was going by my system's time.
>>709693887
I already know you as Pete and I don't know your waifus name tbh
I was never a 12 year old autist though
Why not sleeping?Sleep is the second most important thing for the body you know.
>>709694052
>Paleo
What?
It sounds retarded though, calcium+calcium=more calcium, not negative calcium.
>>709694226
-Bites that arm- No touchy!
>
>>709694022
holo tho...
>>709694255
>>709694320
I didn't even see this before i posted
>>709694331
You're fucking retarded
>>709694187
It was alright, time could have been better spent but it wasn't entirely up to me.
>>709694296
>negative calcium
Sounds exotic, like antihydrogen.
>>709694296
Flandre Scarlet. Maybe a 5 year old autist then. No sleep because it is 29th of September and I have to finish all this stupid house business till October. I fucked up with time a bit.
>>709694413
Judging by what you post, you are a bit more retarded than me.
>>709694414
Well, I am not the one to talk.
>>709693987
*Kisses lewdly back*
asui tsuyu best girl
>>709694598
I'm shitposting a thread where people claims drawings of girls
>Spoiler: They can't talk to girls in real life
>>709694731
Well good luck then.
>>709694359
Holo is a cat, obviously
>>709694331
-pets the flan-
Cute.
>>709694874
does she like caustic acid by chance?
>>709694296
Oh, he knows things 'most doctors dont know'. And that giving raw liver and bone broth to a baby is healthy.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/paleo-diet-cookbook-for-babies-under-investigation-pete-evans/6309452
Daily reminder that Galil is best fox
>>709694237
That's because they're over here
>>709694500
>Anti hydrogen
Spooky as hell
>>709694598
You're dumb, stop procrastinating so much and maybe you'll get more sleep
>>709694731
My waifu is real though
Trump's ded
>>709694638
-grabs your cock-
OwO
>>709695161
Nice sample
>>709695126
>My drawn chinese character is real thought
カラミチーマス
>>709695082
He should eat a polar bears liver fucking hell this pisses me off to no end, do it to yourself but don't fucking kill a baby with this shit.
>>709695270
>
>>709695031
She is scary too at times.
>>709695126
Kek? I am trying to pay my bills and manage the house. The land owner thinks I did not pay shit and this house is built illegally and shit. I bought the fucking house. So I have to translate the papers from Arabic to English and write shit in, like visa information and how much I payed for it. It is bullshit honestly. If I don't do this shit till October I will have more trouble to go through. Fuck that.
>>709695240
Brb, ill be back in about 10-15 mins
>>709694187
Yeah. Okay kid
>>709694237
Hmmmm. Maybe I saw them around but don't know their name. What time zone are they in?
mandatory cc claim
>>709694731
you mean your shitposting in a sea of shitposts.
what you are doing is making no difference,
we will still be doing this tomorrow.
>>709695702
fuck that is disgusting as fuck.
hmmm
>>709695702
Dude, what the FUCK? MODS!
>>709695851
hug me yuno
>>709695899
-hugs- thanks for your dubs
>>709695606
Maybe you should have done it earlier instead of looking for a waifu
![[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days 3 - 09 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_20.51_[2016.09.03_14.59.55].png](https://i.imgur.com/mbhOimQ.jpg "[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days 3 - 09 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_20.51_[2016.09.03_14.59.55].png")
>>709695676
Same as me. EST.
>>709695126
Nope, not there either. Maybe they're here?
>>709695827
>>709695859
>>709696041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i7qZxICwgQ
>>709695676
Alice are you going to try and make me sad? Because if you are I am already in a depressing mood. But good to see you. Hope you doing ok.
>>709695702
Jesus christ...
>>709695776
Hey hey!
>>709695973
I did all that shit together. Multitasking boi!
![Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 04 [1080p].mkv - 10.png](https://i.imgur.com/8sG73Lq.jpg "Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 04 [1080p].mkv - 10.png")
>>709696041
I am out of here
>>709696041
See you in court, faggot.
>>709695126
Antimatter is a scary thing, even if it's in a lab. >>709695554
Alt-medicine/nutrition nuts are always off the deep end. Does this guy also believe that an alkaline diet is better for you?
>>709696170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjY6xA8CMA
>>709696306
you're getting slow
>>709696170
I want to kiss this cump vampire's belly!
>>709696639
cuddle me yuno
No only I can cuddle with her
>>709695983
I'm sure I must have seen them around then. What is the full name of their claim?
>>709696170
I will believe this is your last claim when you've stuck with it for more than a couple weeks. I won't be convinced for a couple months at least
I'm doing okay
>>709696170
Apparently not good enough
>>709696386
Even people who are just vegans can be insane quite a bit of the time, honestly I don't get how not eating meat saves animals when I'm just going to buy the meat they passed up or the store will just throw it out (therefore wasting the animals life for nothing)
>>709696639
Fight me Yuno
>>709696386
Antimatter tastes great, though.
>>709696639
kick me yuno
It's not a fight if you're gonna lose. :<
No.
Heyo!~
>>709696918
BEAT ME YUNO
>>709696786
I'm a vegetarian. It's a supply and demand thing, that's the reasoning behind how not purchasing animal products makes a difference.
>>709696808
Oh shit, waddup Waifu Machine
>>709696874
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens fucker
>>709696922
ERU!
Its been forever man, how've you been?
>>709696786
That lack of meat and essential amino acids makes them a volatile bunch. As a fellow Texan, I thought you might enjoy this:
http://www.dallasobserver.com/restaurants/vegan-brisket-its-a-thing-at-this-new-dallas-vegan-restaurant-and-its-pretty-good-8816822
Austin would be proud.
>>709696487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3baPUqa2E
I am in a mood for extreme rock rn.
>>709696638
My belly!
>>709696738
Fair enough. Actually I am seeing what will happen myself.
>>709696786
I know.
>>709696874
hello you know gah sigh
>>709696786
foxxy
and hello to anyone else
>>709697208
>stupid, uneducated claim about vegans and nutrition
>Texas
Someone call 555-I-AM-NOT-SURPRISED.
>>709697119
Pretty good, I just got back from my date and tomorrow I'm going to a funeral
>To meet her parents
>Its a weird occasion. Kek.
But yeah it has been a long time
I wouldn't want to see your ugly mug so no thanks.
>>709697375
Oh you~ don't sigh :<
Your happiness escapes.
>>709696993
~
>>709697534
Can I have another hug yuno
>>709697610
Consolation hug for missing a dub~ -hugs-
>>709696041
Have some OC
>>709696110
https://youtu.be/mGGfhGmY40U
>Rory-sama
>>709696738
Pretty sure it's just Lum.
"Lum Invader, known in Japan as simply Lum"
Oh, well there we go.
>>709697109
If there is less demand, prices get cheaper, I buy more meat.You stop nothing but your enjoyment of delicious, juicy, greasy hamburgers.
>>709697208
They're also fucking yellow and its gross
>Vegan brisket
T R I G G E R E D
I will admit that veggie burgers aren't bad, but 99% of the time I'd rather have a normal one
>>709697235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0pIGmiqarc
>>709697375
Mask
What's up fam?
>>709697432
How'd the date go?
That's kinda awkward, who's is it?
>>709697491
I laughed tbh
>>709697437
Rape me Yuno
>>709697235
I want to kiss your little cute vamp belly!
>>709697534
I'm pretty sure that isn't how happiness works
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOgZYaNRn8
>>709697944
bout to beat ME3 for the third time
>tali romance is objectively best romance
>>709697802
Hmmm. Doesn't look familiar to me. Must be around at the times when I'm not
>>709697949
are you pete?
>>709697950
I guess...
>>709697999
https://youtu.be/uBh_gqghnKs
Nice trips
>>709697235
>extreme rock
you sent japanese black metal. i sent nu metal.
stay in your hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDPMhxGeTRw
>>709697761
i have had that happen to my nails before, its annoying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZiWIntw1M
>>709693968
Hah, yeah I guess so
Sorry about th late reply, i got caught up in doing stuff
>>709697999
Hello bby
>>709698179
Im trying to peel it off with a toothpick.
https://youtu.be/uf2Mo1vM2zE
>>709697944
ooh. I am up for some Sabaton!
>>709697949
no pls.
>>709698179
I am not good at understanding which type of music is which. Sorry.
>>709697944
The purchase of 1,000 pounds of meat will decide the life of an animal, but isn't enough to fuckin' change costs. People meme about vegans more than vegans actually shit about anything. I've noticed retarded 'I AM SILLY'-esque strawman arguments on both sides.
>>709698357
woops meant for you I guess >>709698044
>>709698290
Delet this
God damn, I Need to fix my filters.
>>709698041
I don't think he posts a lot anyway.
>>709698341
how's it going rory
>>709698050
so what you up too?
>>709695240
*Grabs yours harder*
>>709697944
Its senpai, she said that it would be a good opportunity despite the occasion. The date was fun, we saw Sausage Party. Pretty gud shit.
>>709698483
Yes I am. Nice to see you anon. Which anon you is?
>>709698538
not much. just lurking mostly. what about you?
>>709698499
-hugs-
>>709698341
bad idea, it was caused by biting.
use nail clippers or just bite it out, it will be painful but it will heal properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUlK3S_9IOo
>>709698357
google if your guessing or if your unsure.
>>709698243
I thought it was all leftover from last night. That would have been pretty hardcore
>>709698525
That might explain it
Are you a student, Noir? What do you do with your days
>>709698538
At work.
https://youtu.be/J51LPlP-s9o
>>709698541
-strokes your cock-
-w-
>>709698023
I don't know anything about any ME games except that one had cool guns and then another had shit guns, and the really big guys are cool (Their name reminds me of Klingon, but I dont recall it)
>>709698357
Coat of Arms is fucking great tbh, I am absolutely loving The Final Solution.I wish I had soundproof walls so I could play it loud as fuck
>>709698464
Vegans here are real cunts tbh, they always rub it in your face about how healthy and natural they are.
Also, that describes every argument ever.
>>709698594
You confused me for a minute, I meant who died
I may go see that soon, I enjoy dumb movies.
>>709698452
hello~ english muffin again?
>>709698661
Good to see you found someone
>>709698357
-blows a raspberry on your belly-
>>709698838
*Strokes yours back*
Wtf am i doing with my life
>>709698954
Yes, hello
>>709698675
see >>709698023
>>709698768
hello alice out of wonderland
>>709698833
you work at the cafe yeah?
>>709698884
Krogan, big lizard fellas. also yeah I'm using the black widow rifle which is the biggest gun in the game. cost me 250k to get it but totally worth it.
>>709698768
Yeah most of it was all last night and after noon, shits hectic.
Nah, I just smoked a small bit when I woke up, there wasnt much left thismorning anyway
>>709698680
atleast you deleted it
>>709698768
I would be attending school this semester, but there was something wrong with my account so they dropped my classes. I need to head up there and get things fixed. Right now I'm just working as much as I can. I'm even at my job right now.
>>709698993
>wtf am I doing with my life
Me ;)
-jerks you off faster-
>>709698884
OH! It was her aunt, her aunt and I were kinda tight so I wanted to go anyway. Her aunt was super nice too, made me cookies and stuff.
Would recommend sausage party, 8/10 dumb comedy
>>709699078
near the end of it then?
>>709699081
that wasn't me :o
>>709698727
I like to learn from people and my mistakes, not Google.
>>709698884
I like all of them. Firestorm was great.
>>709698954
Yeah. Thanks.
>>709698976
I don't like how you have pics of my wife on your PC or Phone... Was she your wife sometime before?
