Sex regret thread?
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Sex regret thread?
>Had sex with this black chick from tindr raw and I stressed for a week said i'd never do it again.
>Told me to come over one week later I did the same, so I blocked her to get myself to stop.
Twice had sex with an ex with no protection and came inside. Both times she texts me a bunch of times in the next few weeks saying she's late and is worried. Pretty sure she was just doing it to try to mess with me or get back together. But those were some stressful times.
>>709664787
Did you get yourself checked?
>>709664787
why? free sex is free sex
>>709665654
Sex is never free, you either pay for it before, or after
Fucked a stoner chick from tindr and got chlamydia. Gave it to a hot chinese chick. Feels bad m8.
Similarly, had sex with jap girl. Got glamydia. Was worth it. Regret having used a condom at all. Had 20 seconds of (very) delicious penetration. FUCK
I'm about to lose my virginity to a 3 way with me my best friend and this slut he used to fuck. I'm 20. Should I go through with it?
>>709663665
source and dont say marks hand.... link
Considering losing my virginity to an escort some point soon
options are a 50 yr old milf to act as a mum taking her sons virginity
or just good looking younger girls
whats ur advice bros
>>709665957
Yes, that's called a "practice chick"
>>709665957
wtf, yes
Had sex with a 20 dolar escort while i was drunk. She was fucking ugly and a nigger. Shot my self in the foot with that one
>>709666129
Can't get free sex? What's the problem?
>>709665496
Just jungle fever
Once I hung out with my ex and I was dating someone new.
My ex said she wanted closure.
We go to a public park so nothing bad could happen.
Ended up fucking in bathroom and cumming inside her.
0 pregnacys so far, maybe i drink too much sody pop
>>709665957
>709665957
you only lose it once, i think it's something you should do just you and the girl but it's up to you, be one hell of a first experience i'll say that much.
>>709665766
This is the most virgin phrase ever. I have a friend whi repeatedly says "you always pay for pussy one way or another" and it really the most neckbeard virgin perspective on dating and getting laid.
People who share this opinion arent having the most sex if any at all. Either that or they tend to be lame as fuck.
>>709665957
Exactly what would doing something like that accomplish? You'll feel great until you do it, then you'll feel like trash afterwards.
>>709666275
Dunno never really tried, just get mad anxiety when i talk to girls or think about it. think my brains just broken \_o_/
>>709666129
Tip get a high end escort not cheap shit like i did "was my third escort that was the fuck up" make sure you are thinking with your head and not your dick. Then when you go to her feel free to think with your dick all you want. I don't regret going to an escort though. It was nice and fucking hot
had unprotected sex with hot girl, caught warts, gave them to girlfriend.
although i regret that less than giving a legitimately crazy girl a second chance fuck.
I tried to wrestle a mare to the ground so we could do it missionary. She nearly broke my nose saying no.
Lied the next day, about it being from fighting with the blackberries, rather than getting slammed into the fence trying to trip her up.
//she only weighs 225lbs
////I was pretty drunk that day.
>>709666340
The initial plan was she blows us both first, then I fuck her till I finish, then he fucks her till he finishes, then we take an hour break and come back and fuck her together.
Had sex with my friends girlfriends friend.. hit it and quit it now I'm blackballed from the group because of that one fucking bitch
>>709666528
ye been wresting with the idea for a while, only been looking at girls that arent into like owo and shit and who have a decent amount of real reviews, pretty sure the ones ive narrowed it down too will be fine. just not sure if i wanna do it
>>709663665
i regret losing my virginity. If i never would have had sex then I would never try and i wouldnt be the mess thats sitting here typing this.
Got to fuck my lesbian friend but had to let her gay best friend fuck me first. Tfw she watched it all and laughed. I fucked her like I have never fucked anything before but being fucked in the ass before it was the worst experience of my life
>>709666665
>666665
damn, son
>>709666610
you know what, fucking go for it. Lifes short
Blew a dude I met on Craigslist. Don't regret blowing a dude but the guy was an asshole and didn't reciprocate
1. Met a dude on grindr. He was not like his profile picture. Sucked his cock and he sucked mine. Finished him and then he didn't finish me. We ended up fighting and he kicked me out.
2. fighting with long-distance gf on phone for weeks. so exhausted. go out with friends have an awesome time. 9/10 babe all over me. I told her I had a gf and it made her even more wet. Forced myself to not sleep with her because I didn't want my friends to tell my gf I fucked this chick. God damn I should have done it!
>>709666805
Shit like this is why I keep coming back
>>709666129
sounds like quite the memory to be
do it, you'll always get to look back on playing that roleplay
>>709666665
Or because you were just a fucking asshole. "Bros before hoes" may be a shitty aphorism, but man. It was bacause of you, not that bitch. Man teh fuck up, brah.
>>709667224
I know that feeling anon. Was in a long distance relationship for a year and a half. Like long long distance. Passed up the chance to have sex with 4 other girls for this one girl. We broke up a few weeks ago. Now still a virgin
>>709667224
Stay with the dudes then.
>>709666665
>>709666666
>>709667557
>Passed up the chance to have sex with 4 other girls
>still a virgin
Can't you hear yourself?
>>709667224
>If your friends rat you out to your GF THEY ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS
moron.
>>709663665
who is she?
>>709666720
Sex is not a big deal. When you do it its gonna be one of the first things you relise. Lost mine to an escort a damn beautiful asian one. It was awesome. But my experience may not be yours. Give it some more thought. And be safe bro
>>709668154
not OP but its Sasha Foxxx
Went to a hooker chick(18)
>We hit it off
>She wont stop fucking talking but whatever
>Ends up letting me bareback her because I was so nice and listened
>busted a huge nut in her
>later tells me shes preggo
>False positive, all clear
>say I will never fuck her again
>She calls, says she wont charge me cause she likes me
>fucked her again and filled that pussy twice
>pic related
>>709668391 thx m8
>Be me
>Stick dick in crazy
>Crazy gets preggorz
>Claims you tha daddy
>Find out she's been cheating with 3 other dudes
>Baby comes out brown
>I'm white
>Regret having to go through that
>Lesson learned
>>709668432
You weren't lying the bitch is fucking nuts. Please go tattoo "avoid this crazy bitch" on her forehead while she sleeps
>>709667942
Yeah wasn't just my friends ya fuckhead and I didn't trust this guy and his gf(who brought the 9/10). I was a lot younger then and didn't want to take the risk.
>>709668749
So dont say "My friends will tell" mention the other people, you dumb shit.
got drunk with a friend and her bf when we started talking about sex. he jokingly complained that he never got to try anal with her. i said it couldn't be that bad and to both our surprise she said if it wouldn't be that bad than we should just do it. we didn't know if she was serious but he got behind me and bent me over the table, i looked at her face and she didn't protest. we ended up actually doing it right infront of her. it was good but kinda painful because of his size. (which is why she said she wouldn't let him) i thought it was going to be awkward next time i was there but she didn't act weird at all. it happened again after that but i thought we should call it quits. eprantly he took pictures during and said he's release them if i didn't keep doing this. so it's been happening often latelly when she doesn't feel like having sex. it amuses her for some reason and now she always makes sure my pussy is inaccessible like by putting some tape over it. it was kinda hot at first but now i just feel like an anal only fucktoy. which isn't as fun as fun if you don't get a choice
>>709668401
Girls love a nice guy who fucks em up
>>709665957
honestly? I would say don't because the first time had such an impact on me, I wanted sex the same way the rest of the time. It might make want to only have sex with two people moving forward... unless you are super comfortable with another guy.
>>709668607
She actually got pregnant after I told her I was breaking up with her, she slept around so she could get knocked up and try to keep me with her.
Life ended up fucking her though, seen her a few years back and she was a lard ass in a wheel chair.
>>709668943
I cant quit though, she has an insanely tight pussy
it's like playing russian roulette every time cause I know I'm going to fill her up no matter how much I tell myself not to.
>>709665957
yeah that sounds like a pretty hot way to lose your virginity, will be all downhill from there for the next 4 years or so until you can spit some game or find the right ratchet
>>709667942
Maybe it's not being ratted out that he's worried about? Maybe he has at least a minimal amount of self-restraint and dignity, maybe even respect for his partner if you can even understand such a thing?
But what would I know?
>>709668369
yeah i feel like as soon as its over it will be like a brainwave and hoping it cures my damn anxiety towards the whole things, cheers bro
>>709668843
what are you even trying to say. Why u mad lol. Go outside and kick the dirt around...let off that steam haha
Fucked a fattie, on the tinder pics she was hot but irl she was disgusting. I was horny so i did it.
>>709665957
Maybe it'll be great. And a bunch people here are gonna tell you to go through with it and not be a faggott. But it's true, that you only get to lose your virginity once. I reckon virgin sex is one of the times worth having sex be meaningful, with someone you care about and have emotional feels for. Just saying.
On the other hand, maybe this will be the beginning of your life as a sexual boss, and you'll have a life of incredible kinky weird fantastic sex ahead of you..
Do what you feel.
>>709663665
>meet hot girl on okcupid
>drive to her city and get a hotel for the night
>we drink and play around she seemed ok
>make out take off clothes... and she lays on bed
>her look changes... she goes blank. I dont know how else to describe it
>she totally detached herself mentally and had no expression when I was fucking her
After her personality went totally cold and she became a different person.
Not sure if she was some kind of rape victim but sex was totally horrible. It turns out she had some crazy clinical bi-polar disorder where she basically becomes a different person.
After that I saw her one more time but - I couldnt even get it up. I called it off. Kinda sad too because she was hot but... holy fuck man. Never had a personality change / dead eyes during sex like that.
>>709669083
ty ty
>>709663665
every time i jack off to a black person
>>709665654
>hes used to paying for sex
>>709669083
He said "They would rat me out" not "I want to respect her"
So, again, if that were the case "they would rat me out" would never have been written to begin with.
Seriously, samefag or what?
>>709663665
Fucked a 6'4" black chick I was seeing in the ass while she held me down and sat on me. Later, I found out that she was a dude. Broke up a few months later.
>>709669074
you should probably stop. she will let anything in there if it pays enough. fuck that isn't even true she lets you do it for free
>>709669103
You're right, I'm going to go masturbate to lindsay mcguire
>hooker comes over, it's the second time she's come over. the last time (6 months previous) I mentioned fucking her and a friend
>so she comes over, comes inside and says, oh I have a friend in the car do you mind if she waits in here
>I say fine even though I'm weird about it (forgot about previous conversation)
>we go back into bedroom and start fucking while friend is sitting on the couch
>I'm worried friend is stealing from me or doing something shady
>can't cum
>end up going bareback so I can cum
>still cant
>nearly an hour passes and I get frustrated and stop
>put clothes on, pay her and go out to living room
>passed out hooker on my couch
>they leave and I jerk one out
mfw the friend hooker was hotter and I could have fucked her instead, or both at the same time
mfw I paid 150 and didn't cum
>>709669290
Right. I guess I expected too much of /b/.
Not sure who you're accusing me of samefagging but that's my first post in this thread.
>>709669300
Wtf man ass is ass
>>709668401
moar??
>>709663665
feel like im degenerating more every day, all i do is get off to girls i went to school with, its got to the point where im only really getting excited when i print of pics of their faces and cum on them. didnt even feel this bad when i first started watching incest shit, fml
>>709668988
Fucking justice. In a way
last GF, dont stick your dick in crazy
>>709669314
I'm trying, it's just so nice to have something to fuck on standby.
>>709666129
Have you tried tinder, like tried and fucked up, and then tried some more. I'd recommend that route if it's to lose your V. A friend of mine lost his v to a sex worker in Thailand. Says it's the one sex thing he regrets, although he's been more sexually active since.
Also, I would say that escort experience would do minimal for you getting over anxiety with women.
>>709666345
Met my ex girlfriend (my first gf ever actually) this summer, we hadnt seen eachother for 3 years, and we ended up getting shitfaced and having sex. At the time she was together with another dude and they had been together ever since we broke up three years ago. She started crying when she realized what had happened when she woke up in my bed next to me naked.
idgaf tho.
I also made sure her boyfriend got to know about this because I'm a petty ass nigga and I love cuckolding other niggas hoes.
>>709669456
More what, the story or pics?
>>709663665
Fucked a fat pregnant without a condom. my dick as had a bad smell ever since. hell even my urine smells worse.
>>709665957
I agree with
>>709669160
It's really up to how you want to lose your virginity, as its one of the few things you can only do once that you have total control over (we're going to say rapes/molestations don't count as your decision).
Honestly, it's what you want. Do you want to lose it in a 3-some with a slut and a friend of yours or do you want to save it for when you're with a girl you love and cherish and above all, trust.
I was hella nervous my first time through all of the bases, including when I lost my virginity. It was with a girl I loved at the time (and had been dating for over a year), and now I value sex as something seriously special in a relationship. If you'd rather sleep around that's fine, but know that typically how you lose it sets up the path for how your sex life plays out for the next decade or so. Sleeping around and not sleeping around both have goods and bads, so pick which you'd rather be.
>>709663665
>be me, 19
>gf doesn't want to take the pill
>I don't want to use condom
>she finds a birth control suppository
>a little waxy tubule that you stick up the vaj
>directions very clear: stick it up there, let it melt for 30 minutes
>this will coat her innards with sperm-killing acids
>sounds legit
>get all sexytime with her
>slip suppository in her while fingering her
>ten minutes later, 'baby, I can't wait'
>letsgetiton.mp3
>slip her the pork
>in and out, in and out
>stinging sensation begins
>'ow, what is that?'
>penis starts to burn from the inside out
>waxy flecks of acid have entered my urethra
>scream in pain
>>709669579
Dunno like, i kinda tried tinder but honestly i fucking cringed everytime i tried to write a description for myself. also dunno what id do if i matched with someone i know or went to school with, still live at home/where i grew up so dunno if that would be too awkward
>>709669620
pics mainly but boths fine
>>709669541
Yes, it's nice to have something to fuck but what if she gets pregnant or you get aids bruh. We get scared when we have no one and feel alone, like no one will ever love us. Just gotta cut that bitch off and live your life and go find a woman who isn't doing that. for yourself
>>709666805
Wow, so you're not gay, and you let a dude fuck you in the ass? Tell more, what was that like? How do you feel about it now?
>>709669756
>Slip her the pork
fuck me, I'm dead.
>>709669884
It's not about being lonely, I just like someone to pork bareback.
But I will try.
This chick messages me constantly to come over, sends pics and shit, it ain't easy.
>>709663665
Win story
∆5 day bender with a friend
∆ day 3. B me getting drunk at an X's flat with our friend. First time I've seen her since the split. Friend passes out and we go down to the bar. She buys me drinks and asks me three times if I'd like to have sex. Yes each time.
∆we drive back to my place where friend blacks asleep. She's on my bed. I climb onto of her and immediately blackout and fall asleep trapping her foir hours in whiskey hate and apathy. Win!
>>709666805
What?
Sexed a prosty way down Dunbalee and she were a fatty. Twenty years later I find out me best mate's sister is a lezzie! Unrelated, but wot, right?
>>709663665
lost it to a guy
all i remember is walking to his house then he was just in his room ass open
it was kinda fun, but i couldn't cum so he kicked me out.
idk i feel sick thinking about it
>>709666129
lost my v card to an escort. paid like 300 and had a great time. once u have sex you'll understand its not a huge deal.
>>709668927
Too bad for you :(
>>709670118
Is... Is this english?
The fuck is he saying?
Did you have a stroke mid-sentence?
>>709669175
She probably had a sex regret when she saw you naked.
>>709669175
God.. that sounds weird man.
>>709663665
I regret nothin
Fucked a half nigger
Knocked up some 16 year old girl twice. Once when I was 23 and another when I was 24.
Knocked up this half Indian. She actually had the kid but put it up for adoption thank fuck.
Regret nothin
>>709668927
Sure, I believe you. You're not even a guy!
>>709668943
>>709670118
Banged my mashers up the coot of this old dirty bird from penines, snatched her up real low too, a halfpenny for a hosepipe special. Nonsensed her cabbage and sent her on way
>>709669501
That does sound pretty low bro. Maybe time to review life decisions proper.
>>709670251
U wot mate? U WOT?!!
>>709669756
Just use a condom you goddamned retard.
>>709670580
Sounds like a rounder I once shagged in Bristlingstickle,
>>709663665
Got mega drunk last saturday night.
Was at a friend house. Was actually the last one to stay around 4 AM.
She gave me blanket and I was about to crash on the couch.
But as soon as she went to her bedroom, I went to her flatmate bedroom, found the panty drawer and later on her dildo. Managed to jerk off her panties while stimulating my prostate with her dildo, the whole thing while taking a video snap that I sent to some random contact I had from /soc/
Clearly I was extremely drunk. Kinda regret it tho.
>>709669175
Bipolar... I had a girl once, I liked her a lot but she was bipolar. One evening during foreplay she just started hitting me, and she also tried to gouge my fucking eyes out.
Bipolars are the worst of the worst
>>709669796
How old are you brah? Losing your V isn't that important, if you're still in your home town maybe you're quite young?
If you're mid 20s maybe move to a new town and reinvent yourself. It might be easier there to stop caring what people think.
Also, I highly highly recommend not fapping. Even if you stop for a while, you will realise new confidence in yourself, and a much greater urge to interact with women. Even if you don't get laid for a while, you will realise the power that you have.
It might be hard for you to imagine, but you can and will completely change who you are in your life.
>>709668927
does he use a condom or does he cum inside yo every time ?
> broke up woth ex
> she went to highscholl woth a girl 2 years under who had crush on me
> let her suk me and record
> let bro watch vid, i lived with this man
> he send vid to ex in hopes of getting revenge at me by fukin her
> shit hits the fan, everyome finds out go incognito
> absolute betrayal....
>>709671017
recently turned 20 but yeah dont really have much of an opportunity to start somewhere new yet unless i get a job after this year at uni somewhere further away.
>>709670740
Shuffled a gran on the boot of me wagon down on maggies lane, she was proper scruff, still slimed in her hair
>>709666805
Wtf
>>709668401
>barebacking a hooker
I once manhandled my Aunt Annie's ample fanny, and sampled my granny Fran's jam sandies.
>>709670580
>>709670639
>>709670740
What the fuck is this shit?
You people have been watching Snatch too long.
>>709671302
Atty mate! No walking about for these sallies!
>>709668432
Me too
>>709665428
Oldest trick in the book. Dumb ass
>>709670226
yeah it sucks, i don't even get why she gets off on it too.
>>709671056
no condom. he cums inside me every time.
>>709671405
Some say I been bangin the snatch too long, right !
>>709671715
No they don't anon, no they don't.
It's ok.
Fucked a coworker I really wasn't into because I was drunk and desperate. She followed me like a puppy for the next six months trying to get a relationship going even though I was very clear nothing was going to happen. Things got awkward at work until she quit and left the state.
>>709669083
He said he wanted it.
Its okay to want, bfs think of other girls all the time sometimes even crush and gfs do too so make sure you got your shit together when getting serious
>>709668401
I wouldn't fuck that even if SHE payed ME.
>>709671523
Had her daughter caught up in my spunkweb, dead to rights, she was.
>dumb enough to go to a gloryhole
>suck a pair of dicks
>watiting for HIV test
>other than that I am clean
>still anxious
Is it possible to get HIV in Finland?
>>709665957
yes, are u nuts. Opportunities like that don't come up often
>>709671180
You've got years of good fucking ahead of you man.
I lost my v to a girl I met at a bus stop when I was 21. I was so eager to lose my v, and I watched loads of porn, and thought that losing it defined adulthood, being a man etc. I kinda acted liked she was my gf, she was cute and all, but she had very different ideas, and I think her naivity was that she thought i would marry her, be with her for a long time. I said something stupid and she left and never spoke to me again. I didn't even really care. I realised after that I had used her, and still feel a bit stink about this.
If I could give advice to my 20 yo self, I would tell me not to worry about the 'sex' part so much, and be more interested in the interaction and relationship with girls thing. Not to say, getting hitched or anything, but just to enjoy flirting with girls, enjoy sexual tension and chemistry. Honestly, if you make an effort in yourself, have confidence in who you are, you will enjoy flirting, dating and sex will come. There will be a fuckton of girls your age who are still virgins, and a fuckton of others who aren't but don't even care about that because they are attracted to you and they like you who for who you are. Also it's okay to be nervous.
>>709666129
What are your escort do's and dont's? Honestly, im scared of backpage, and I can only do incall but I don't really trust it.
>>709665654
She's a nigger, saying sex is sex is like saying fucking a horse is the same as a human being
>>709671939
Only if you are black.
>>709672076
Solid advice man.
>>709666805
>I fucked her like I have never fucked anything before
give detail
>>709672296
kek. triggered
>>709666345
being this much of a blind faggot
one day you'll realize what a cuck you are
i am literally too stupid to read the signs.
>feelsbadman.png
>>709671862
>payed
paid
>>709672296
You apparently haven't seen the comparison jpeg.
I can't find the live picture one so here's this one, instead.
>>709671661
She doesn't even masturbate while watching, she just stands/sits there?
>be me 17
>beta af, shy but good looking
>decide to go on tinder after friends roast me constantly
>match with some 6/10
>figure "might as well get this over with"
>message her and so forth
>get to her house, super freaking horny
>mom answers door super freaking hot milf 11/10
>nearly wet myself there
>dad enters super uggo 3/10 not even that buff
>answer super beta like "i-im anon"
>"shes upstairs" dad grunts
>gallop like the horny virgin i am
>get the job done, pretty bad time tbh she cried really awkward
>decide to leave
>walk past parents room the two of them doing it right there
>dudes got at least a nine inch chupacarbra
>milf practically screaming
>daughter comes looking for me
>starts yelling at me for watching and jacking off
>mfw everyone looks at me like I'm the asshole
>leave and never return would do again 5/7
I feel like inseccurity has meant that sexual shit is at the base of things I regret. I dunno if regret is quite right because I think and feel like I do now because of what I've done, anyway:
-Not fucked my first gf, even though she wanted it bad but I was too much a porn saturated puss
-lost my virrginity to a girl who I hardly knew, never saw again
-I remember fucking my gf one time when we were both completly drunk... not sure how conscious she was.
-Coerced another gf into having sex, even though i knew she was vulnerable, she got weirded out while we were doing it and we had to stop. She ddidn't talk to me for ages after.
-Kept fucking this Asian girl without a condom, knowing she had a boyfriend still in back home. The bitch would skype him while I was in her apartment, and I had to be quiet so he wouldn't know, I was so cuck. Got so angry at her for it, and ultimately felt like shit for the whole thing.
>>709671785
Is you autistic, mate? You seem unable to have any fun in your life, like a bloody autist.
>>709668401
>she won't charge me cause she likes me
you're a fucking bumbo pal, good luck with the child support
>>709669127
Fuck, Who hasn't.
>>709668927
Lol
>bait
But I'm still going to fall for it.
Regardless if the story is true or not, anyone who gets threatened by "releasing the pictures" isn't that bad. Just let them release, who even gafs
>>709672968
not the first few times, but she has masturbated during yeah. once she even asked me to eat her out while her bf was fucking me, i refused but he finished before she could really say too much so that didn't end up happening
Fucking a guy from my current job probably. He was straight and married and he almost killed himself over the guilt, quit his job there too cos he couldnt face me everyday even though i promised not to tell anyone from work, still havent
I've got naked with at least 4 girls who I ddidn' really want to fuck (not attracted to), but thinking sex=good, let it happen anyway, couldn't get hard, embarrassing situation, etc.
>>709673768
releasing pictures like that can be really bad for me. if my family or people at my workplace ever saw them i'd be so fucking embaressed. i don't think i could face any of my coworkers
>>709670580
Nonsensed her cabbage. My sides...
When i was 22-23ish we had this house and i fucked my way through this harem of bitches. like 11 girls who were all friends. anyways i really fell for one of them but i played it wrong and pressured her for sex all the time and she broke my heart and to this day i still think about her even though shes fat now and lost her looks and has little fat kids. I should have passed when she threw herself at me and i shouldnt have let those party bitches use me for sex and drugs and popularity. Youth is a crazy fuckin thing
>meet chubby latina on OKC
>hang out once, and kiss a lot
>go hang out again another date
>in her apartment
>take off her shorts
>instant smell of fish stank vagoo
>fuck i'm horny though
>finger the fuck out of her
>hand is covered in stank
>get handjob
>do missionary but she's awkward about face
>fucking do me doggy anon
>hitting it hard and taking gasps of breath when i can
>stank is too bad but need to cum
>pull out and squirt on her butt and some on bed
>ask her if she wants to shower and go again
>nah anon i don't feel dirty
>drive home
>roll windows down the stank is eminating from my crotch and hands
>hours later when I'm home I text her
>yo clean yo pussy girl
>get a huge wall of text about how she's a strong woman don't need me etc
>have to shave pubes and shower like 3 times
>weeks later get a text
>anon i'm sorry about last time, wanna hang out?
>I'll clean up this time
>mfw she did clean up her fish pit, but it still had some stank
>>709674098
Better keep taking it in the ass then
>>709663665
this is my sex regret.
>boney
>elbowy
>laid there
>had black dudes on snapchat
>>709669756
>slip her the pork
living and learning
One time i fucked a girl with cerebral palsy. I genuinely liked her, but the sex was pretty messed.
She's in a wheelchair; can't really wipe herself much i guess. I take her out of her chair and take off her close. Pussy smells like old piss, gooey cheese clotted up in it. I try to convince her to have sex with me in the bath. She says no.
I have no clue how to clean her up without hurting her feelings so i just dive right in. I can barely maintain an erection because of the old piss and shit smell emanating from her.
I finally blow my load out of my half-erect dick onto her chest and then go to her bathroom to clean up.
Line of ants coming from outside window heading into bathroom. They're all walking up into the trashcan.
Open trashcan, find used maxipad with thousands of ants crawling all over it.
Hope she's into vomit.
>>709674098
Hide a voice recorder next time. Ask about the pictures, tell him you wanna stop, etc., get him to threaten you with them on tape. Go to the police. Blackmail is illegal.
>>709674804
i meant clothes. i can spell. i promise.
>>709669756
>slip her the pork
>>709669756
or better yet put it in after sex. You done used it wrong faggot
>>709669756
>let it melt for 30 minutes
Wll anything more impractical ever be invented ?
>>709674098
Exactly how would he release them? What's he going to do, print out thousands and drop them from an airplane circling the town?
Think it through, what's the worst he could do, is your face in the pictures? Is it undeniably you?
Even so, nobody gives a fuck about nudes anymore, society is so desensitized. If it was 20 years ago sure, but today it's just a fucking meme
>>709669756
Pork sword with waxy flecks.
Fucked this chick twice when I was 18. Found out she was 15. I broke it off with her and she flipped out. She went to the cops and said I raped her. I was charged with sexual imposition and since she's under 18, I can't get it expunged. I'm not a sex offender or anything, but it'd be nice to get the only thing on my record taken off.
>>709674884
i might have to if they keep holding this over my head. i can't keep doing this.
>>709674520
while i do like anal, i can't just keep this up. i've been fucked there more these last 2 months than i have all the rest combined. it's come to the point where i actually begged to just suck his dick instead but she wouldn't have it. he seemed fine with it tbh
>>709670118
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>>709670740
>>709671302
>>709671523
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>>709673389
>unable to have any fun
>autist
Wrong but also uninformed.
Fucked a girl that was at least 280lbs. Fattest I ever had. Woke me up to my pathetic existence as a chubby chaser. Won't ever do anything above 150 again.
>>709675114
really ? it's so easy, they can just make a fake account on facebook and post them there yeah they'll be taken down but not before atleast a bucnh of people saw and saved them or send them to people we both know, by email or something. even if you want to be a smartass about it yes printing them out would work and just dump the envelope in the postbox where i work. don't act like it's not easy or can't destroy someones life
Fucked a Sioux Indian. Worst sexual experience of my life. Fat, smelly, threatened to come rape me when I said I didnt want any more
>be me
>new chick at work, butterface negris
>starts talking to me
>we text a lot end up going out for food
>start hanging out a lot
>one night come back from movies we make out
>tells me she wants the diddly
>haven't had any in a while so I give it to her
>keep giving it to her for a few months
>we never use condom or BC
>one night hanging out, she's in the bathroom and left her phone on the bed
>bunch of texts coming in from someone titled "Fiancé"
>dudes coming over tomorrow from different state
>sketched out but I fuck anyways
>she wraps her legs around me so I can't pull out
>fml.png
>stop hanging out while the dude is there
>he leaves
>a week later she tells me she's prego
>fiancé only fucked her once
>who's kid is it??
>Started regretting it when i found out she was engaged to someone but still felt pretty nice.
>>709674098
Both revenge porn and extortion are illegal. If you don't want to do it then let them go to fucking jail.
>>709671939
> finland
> literally infested with niggers
> is hiv really possible here?
enjoy your culktural enrichment
>>709675893
>No new posts
them being in jail wouldn't fix the damage that's been done. people don't seem to get that. tis is something that can affect your life in a big way. it's not likea guy sending out his dick to everyone
>fucked a guy whom I knew had a gf
>fucked a spic
>fucked two drug dealers (at least I never bought anything from them)
>other one of them said he had a fetish for really desperate junkie girls, thank god I didnt get hiv or anything
>got drunk and fucked a really disgusting guy from my school who bragged about it and now everyone laughs at me
Being dumb and horny is not a good combination. I should probably consider becoming an actual whore
>>709676877
>Being dumb and horny
That's called being female.
Don't worry, you are not alone.
>>709663665
Not sex but I felt up my cousin while she was asleep, feel bad about it now. We were both 14 at the time
>>709665496
>Did you get yourself checked?
>>709666322
Indeed he did.
>Met slutty girl while clubbing
>She ended up back at my student house
>She asks me to fuck her when we were in bed
>Grab a condom
>After a few minutes she said I could take it off
>Fuck her raw
>Pounded for what seems like hours
>She said she wasn't on birth control
>I said to her where do you want me to cum
>she said anywhere
>I came deep in her
>She asked me to keep going so I did
Did that a few times. No birth control, always raw.
I was scared shitless but it felt so fucking good.
She was also amazing at head.
My only regret was not keeping her.
I never said goodbye to her. Just stopped texting her. Although about 6 months later she did text me saying how I was. I wished I texted back.
When my current gf gives me head I think of how shit she is compared to her.
My current gf likes to know about my past sex life and gets super wet when telling her. Even when we fuck she gets super horny when I talk about how I fucked other girls. Is this normal?
>>709674506
Currently in okc, hit me with a pic of said bitch
>>709676344
i see your point. you'll just have to live with the fac t that your assholle will be receiving alot of cum for the forseeable future. hope you don't get a bf soon, try explaining him your permanently stretched ass
>>709665766
You're just a beta who can't pull. Tinder = free sex. Don't even have to buy drinks or anything. Beta virgin nerd.
>>709675845
>she wraps her legs around me so I can't pull out
this is hot
>>709677783
My ex wife used to do this shit to me and then tell me not to cum inside of her. Too bad I never back handed her
>>709669300
You meet her on craigslist in the Beaumont area?
>>709677878
so she can yell at you that you came inside her instead of you calling her out on clutching you and trap you too lmao
>>709673852
You've got any other particularly interesting situations that happened between the three of you to share or it's pretty much the same that happens all the time? Thanks for taking the time to reply, by the way
>>709666665
>>709666666
>>709666802
This. I also wish I never had sex. It's not even as good as fapping.
>be me, 21 at uni
>co-ed dorms so chicks living there as well
>Jovian hamplanet lives across the hall and two doors down.
>6'1" tall, approx 300-400lb black chick.
>had my door open blasting music, her and her friends stick their heads in to say "hi"
>chat them up but uninterested in any of them.
>all of them fat to varying degrees
>weekend comes, knock on the door... It's the hamplanet.
>asks if I'd be interested in playing cards with her and her friends.
>not doing anything at the moment so go down and join in card game.
>They have drinks, set myself up with a glass of cheap brandy and chased it with grape MD 20/20.
>one friend suggest playing strip blackjack. low hand and anyone over 21 have to take off clothes.
>look around, in a room with 4 fat chicks, this will not be good but drunk so go along with it
>smaller fattie loses constantly and ends up naked in no time flat.
>two other fatties suck and lose their clothes leaving me and Tsar Bomba partially clothed.
>other girls call it a night and leave.
>biggie smalls suggests we keep playing until one of us loses.
>keep playing and I end up losing it all.
>stand there taking off my underwear in front of her and my dick flips out hard because alcohol.
>"... anon... you're HUGE!"
>she grabs my dick and uses it to pull me closer to her.
>"do you mind if I suck on it?"
>fuck it, I'm drunk anyways and tell her "go ahead"
>124/10 blowjob. To this day still the best I've ever had. Took all 8" of my dick down her throat with each stroke and played with my balls with her tongue.
>"um... anon... would you mind fucking me?"
>still drunk, don't care and said "sure".
>mounted the beast and fucked her for the next two hours thanks to liquor dick
>finally ready to cum, "I'm cumming!!" she pushes me off of her, rips off the condom, and starts sucking.
>eyes roll back and start shooting.
>sobriety kicks in and I look at what I just fucked and had instant regret.
Fucked up part is that I fucked her a few more times after that
>>709666805
>>709667183
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>>709669904
there are gay boards on 4chan, /b/ is not one of them. gtfo.
>>709678043
Dude it was such fucking bullshit. Literally have vid of said "don't cum inside me" followed by her wrapping legs around.
>>709666129
Tell women you're a virgin. Nothing gets panties off faster. Srsly.
>>709678452
every hole is a goal anon. even if she looks like trash it just means you won't feel bad when you move on to someone else.
> Be me, like chubby birds. Tits have to be at least a D cup to get me going.
> Be at a club. Pull a bird. Filthy as fuck. Getting dirty in the club.
> Haven't got anywhere to stay for the night, so this'll do
> Get back to hers
> Find out that what looked like a reasonable pair were actually fucking shit.
> Flat as a board fam
> Tells me to rip her bra off with my teeth
> Do
> Didn't get better
> Demanded I fuck her up the arse
> Probably the worse sex I've ever had
>>709678452
>Took all 8" of my dick
Dream on, kid. Guarantee you're 6" at most.
>barebacked and came inside a gril i met on 4chan who told me she has fucked 75+ men
i should pbly get myself checked but god damn she was surprisingly tight
>>709679132
Tbh what's an extra two inches nowadays, women are sluts and will always have had bigger
>>709678457
fucking racist faggot
>>709678075
i guess not really. she gets a little verbal sometimes, likes to call me an anal whore and stuff which makes me hate it even more. but it's usually just him bending me over to face her as he fuck me up the ass and cums inside me. the'yve taken a few more pictures than the ones they took in secret at first but that's about it.
>>709669756
top kek
>be me, between 16-18
>fuck a lot of girls
>fall in love with an amazing kickboxing girl
>she broke up
>be me extremly sad
>went on travel
>healed myself, got over it
>haven't had sex since april
>dont wanna hurt girls with sensless sex
>but wanna i need to balze soon my balls are way to big
>dont know any good girls to fuck
>what can i do?
>i am open minded and nice and i go to people, but i cant find them?!
>where should i search
>help pls
>>709677491
yup pretty normal
>>709676308
>infested with niggers
do you even know what and where finland is? finland is 89% natives, more than 95% white. let me guess, you're american and you don't know what countries are. you believe sweden, germany, and finland are all the same country.
>>709678452
LOST HAHAHA GOT EM BUDDY
>>709679412
pic pic pic
>>709679806
Back in 1992 there was only one black person in Finland. He lived in Helsinki and everyone knew his name.
Good times.
>watched a girl buttchug and anal fuck the top of a Jack Daniels bottle
>not much was left in it but she buttchugged the last of it
>I fapped after the party was over
>she ended up getting alcohol poising and suffered permanent brain damage.
>kinda regret not stopping her but just seeing that ass chug at that bottle makes me only feel half as bad.
Fucking my cousin and knocking her up. I bailed on my family and am now living happy in Canada
>>709678452
>Tsar Bomba
kek'd
>>709679664
Tinder if you're not some betafag
>>709666802
>>709678394
this. all i have to show for it is heartbreak from my former gf and herpes from my new one. wish i could go back to the simple days of fapping to cp on 4chan.
>>709678845
how is that even supposed to come up in conversation tho
>>709679132
if the bitch is 400lbs then he wouldn't be able to even reach the cunt with a 6". i'd say it's true.
>>709680339
> Hey, my name is Jane
> Sup Jane, I'm Mike the virgin, wanna bang?
>>709679969
>He lived in Helsinki and everyone knew his name.
let me guess, his name was nigger?
is it worth it to make a fake tinder profile? i dont feel like using my actual pics and would find some others to use
>>709680494
>>709666129
Go for the mommy show. You can only do this once, so don't fuck up.
>>709680339
I ain't him but there is this certain moment of discussion where you can bring up pretty much anything sex related before your first bang. This revelation just triggers kind of rapid deployment to that. Usually there is no need to explain anything they just fucking snap at it and boom, you get the pussy but prepare to hear some shit later on about every fucking detail.
>>709680843
Bouncy ball?
>>709668927
fake and gay
>>709679601
It's a peculiar situation, it's sad that you three used to be friends yet they're now blackmailing you. I wonder what is going on through their head, do you three still hang out normally?
>>709679601
what's wrong with her ? you're not an anal whore, you offered it for free infront of her. so an anal slut would be more accurate.
>>709674098
Just eat a lot of Mexican food and take a lot of constipation remedies before you see them. Hold in as much as you can until the next time and let that matter splatter!
fugd a black, she was gross. not wash
>>709681254
Actually just say you don't know why it happened must be the constant ass fucking. Then take some delight in the thought of them having to clean it all up after you leave.
>>709674506
haha that cracked me up. i fucking can't stand stinky vages. have a shower fucking filthy pigs
>>709681163
not really, we sometimes do in public to keep up appearances a bit, but i'm worried they might make me do it in a public bathroom or something so i try to avoid them.
>>709681214
ehm... ok. thanks ?
>>709681254
no thanks, while i wouldn't mind getting back at them that's disgusting and i can't just walk out covered in shit either.
>>709668401
Black armpits though
>>709681704
That retarded Mexican anon did make a good point, do they make you wash your ass before the act with an anal douche or something?
>>709665957
Don't listen to these white knight virgins telling you not to do it. Losing your virginity is no big deal, just do it.
>>709669300
>Fucked a 6'4" black chick I was seeing in the ass while she held me down and sat on me. Later, I found out that she was a dude. Broke up a few months later
A few months after you found out he was a guy?
>>709671009
>>709669175
>>709670264
Very common among people who were victims of child abuse for prolonged periods of time. Their subconcious generates another persona to free the ego of more severe trauma
>>709681704
Stash some baby wipes and fresh clothes outside. Dunno why, but I hate these two on your behalf, I want you to make them regret it. I hope you find a way out of this.
>>709669670
That's the clap
>>709682461
whats the clap?
>>709682053
they don't make me no, i do it myself. i don't want to risk pissing them off without knowing for sure it'll help me out. like if i knew i was only o their phones i'd just take those and flush them of some shit but i can't be sure.
>>709682342
thanks anon.
>>709682741
when her vagoo makes a clapping sound
>>709683109
brah im srs, my ex has a funny smelling ham sandwhich, now mine smells abit.. though its gone after 2 weeks now
