Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
my waifu > your waifu.
still here
>>709621400
Please don't tell me they're the kind to act as if nothing happened after a large argument...
Ehhh, generally it goes from meh to sad. But we'll see.
I'd say I'm 5 minutes away, but I'm only halfway through my shift....
why even bother having a waifu if you know they'll never be as good as mine?
These are straight up cringe threads
Claimed
>>709621725
i only post here ironically
>>709621628
>>709621527
You mean that?
>>709621763
yeah, you're my waifu now, faggot.
>>709621541
https://youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8
>>709621541
>>709621644
Kek'd as fuck
Claimin' the daughter as usual.
Why does it have to rain..
>>709621896
rain is awesome you faggot. i love the rain.
>>709621788
i'm proud
>>709621919
Rain is bad. Unless it's snowing.
>>709622014
so where does my new boyfriend live?
>>709622017
rain is fucking awesome and you're gay if you think otherwise.
>>709621685
Lol. No, it's more of like "just because we stopped doesn't mean I'm done with you" kind of thing. Aww, don't be sad I'm here for you!
>>709622054
>M-my opinion is better than yours because i say so!
Sure.
>>709622054
You may know it as burgerland
>>709622074
Hey, I'd rather take that than "I'm going to act like we never argued, and if you still act mad, then there's something wrong with you" because that just makes me more mad!
I actually don't think it's any kinda sad today. Just... tired.
>>709622194
my opinion is OBJECTIVELY correct.
>>709622200
>all of the cute boys on the internet are american
every
time
>>709622254
Yes yes, of course. Keep telling yourself that
>>709622310
give me ONE reason rain is bad. oh wait, you can't.
>>709622238
I see, the passive aggressive stuff is the worst. The only way to win is to be even more calm.
I'm bored, play with me!
>tugs makoto's dress
>>709622310
but rain keeps the normies inside. and keeps them quiet.
>>709621730
who's this perfect girl?
>>709622254
well we do call it the greatest nation.
>>709622468
america is literally one of the worst first world countries i can imagine
daily claiming.
>>709621730
I recognize that yandere pose
>>709622385
Which I learned to do. I have become the master of "Swallow my pride, and just accept it" because of my raising. All in all, when I finally did snap at that shit, it got me kicked out.
Hmmm? Play? How so?
Dark souls 3 pvp is shit
>>709622770
like you're waifu
>>709622800
Lonely fagboy, have a (you)
>>709622851
hey i may be lonely and a fagboy but that's kind of rude, anon.
>>709622502
it kinda is actually
all dark souls pvp are shit
they see me rollin' they hatin'
>>709622874
Don't start shit if you can't take shit
try to catch but I backstab'em~
>>709622875
yeah. if i were travelling the world i think america would be at the bottom of my list. there are just so many better places to visit before it.
>>709622921
oh i like taking it, alright. ;)
>>709622590
Same, I've slept many nights outside because I was kicked out. Always made sure to bring my phone and money then went to a nearby park to sleep on the slide.
Play!
>>709622770
I like it the most in the series
>>709622947
You're even gayer than Fran, stay away from me
>>709622978
The series as a whole is love and hate
This you know seems more kind than the tsundere yuno
>>709622947
at least we aren't the middle east
>>709623002
fran? am i meant to know who that is?
and there's nothing gay about wanting a cock deep in your butt, anon.
>>709623026
at least the middle east has good food kek
night
>>709623051
dont dismiss the burgers fam
>>709623112
gn anon
>>709623113
i don't really like burgers tbh
Guess i'll use witty file names as the 3rd yuno~
>>709622625
>
>>709622978
>Park
Nah nah nah nigga, if you get kicked out like that again, you say so and you can bunk it at my place for a night.
And by kicked out, I mean literally, I moved that very day. It was a rather hectic day.
>Play
>That picture
O-Oh my...
>>709622341
Okay, i can agree that rain isn't all that bad but it's really annoying if you need to go somewhere outside, don't you think? Of course you could use an umbrella if you're walking but getting around by walking is too slow. Also i dare you to try and use an umbrella while riding on a bike. The rain is annoying because it makes you soaked all over. The feeling of your clothes sticking onto your body is one of the worst ones.
>>709622397
It maybe keeps them inside, yes, but they still can be loud and annoying on the internet. Though im not fully certain on how much they use it.
>>709622354
Heya
>>709623288
nah i love walking in the rain. just wear a rain jacket u dip.
They all died and it was your fault~
>>709623146
why not?
>>709623390
people try too hard when they make burgers, they put on way too many ingredients or just gourmet ingredients and it just ends up being shit. and on the other hand some burgers are so cheap they just taste disgusting. there's a very fine line between a cheap, tasty burger and an expensive, gross burger. from my experience it's too hard to find that perfect burger.
>>709623002
It's a lot of cancer because of the community.
>>709623215
Oh, thank you! But I did talk to my best friend about this and he said I could stay if it ever happened again. Oh boy, I didn't know it was that bad. But I've gone close to that point.
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>>709623485
Talk dirty to me
Claimu
>>709623559
Good claim.
>>709623346
Well you're a weird one. In more than one way. I guess a rain jacket would suffice but it still leaves your pants under the rain. Which is not very pleasant.
>>709623215
>>709623406
Shush
Go to sleep.
>>709623602
i like rain because it makes me feel like i'm a detective in a noir film.
>>709623485
As long as you have somewhere to go that's not a near downtown park. I work around the homeless all day, and that is NOT something that's safe at all.
It's been for the better. Outside of the fact that some of my stuff is still at the old house, it's been WAAAAAY better at the new place.
>
W-Wewew Nonon, don't tempt me~
>>709623657
Guessing you've got classes today?
>>709623546
Okay!
https://youtu.be/pAmGnve0O4o
>>709623785
I see. The park isn't near downtown lol, it's a five minute walk from my house. No homeless in this suburb, but the are worse things though.
>
Nope! :^)
>>709623459
oh. well what kind of food do you think is good?
>>709623785
Yes, also something else that i shouldnt miss.
>>709623939
Yes, toy.
>>709624093
that's a loaded question anon, i like all food. i just think burgers are overrated.
cut me yuno
>>709624183
Call Me Maybe.
actually a good song tbh
>>709623602
Your folder is so cute
>>709624063
Don't tell me... are there wannabe gangsters?
You little...
>>709624136
Traaaaaain, don't miss it!
Chen is God.
>>709624063
Aww yiss~
Thank you :>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2UMxbxha8
>>709624136
No.
Slut.
>>709624367
Thanks for the image, friend. I appreciate it.
Sorry to break it to ya fags, but I've already claimed all the waifus.
/Thread
>>709624254
No, there are real gangsters. Would you believe me if I said I know where to buy white horse? Cause I do.
>smiles and kisses makoto
Hehe
>>709623636
>shot through the hear and you're too late
nice lyrics
>>709624254
I'll try my best.
No promises.
>>709624344
Come on
>>709624529
Well fuck, if I wanted anything like that, I'm sure my dad would know where to get some. Hell, if I had to take a wild guess, I'd say he could sell me some himself.
You are really sending some mixed signals here, you pink haired tease!
>>709624642
Leave earlier if you have to! Wait, you're not still in bed, are you?
>>709624642
Nope
>>709624729
Good morning, toy.
Best type moon claimed.
>>709625013
Marry me.
>>709624866
Good morning Karen-chan. How did you exam go?
>>709624867
Hello toy. Have you slept yet?
>I'm assuming no
>>709625078
>implying I would marry a heathen
>>709625079
Maybe later.
>>709625013
Slut
>>709624729
Toy
>>709624790
I wish.
I still have classes.
>>709624867
Please?
>>709625100
Marry me instead.
>>709625013
I doubt Shiki would date a gnome like you
>>709625236
Stop asking.
>>709624790
Lol. I like to mess around! I told you I wanted to play right? And what better than to tease someone?
Oh, I'm getting sleepy.
>buries head on makoto's chest
>>709625236
Maybe, how are your odds of survival for the incoming ww3?
>>709625159
Have you tried supplemental melatonin? I don't find ur works myself, but others find it very effective
>>709625236
Hello master
>>709625236
But you have to take trains to get to those classes, no?
>>709625358
I should warn you, I take teasing a tad further than some.
Then you should sleep!
>>709625100
I can change, I'll change for you.
>>709625079
Yo, alice. Exam went great (I think)
But fuck that, my SAT2 results came in and I scored 1900. I'm fucking happy about that, tbh.
>>709625648
>I can change, I'll change for you.
I have one demand, every single thing at the wedding must have pork in it.
>>709625566
Okay then, nighty Makoto! I'm gonna catch some Zs
>pants makoto before leaving
>>709625784
I-I'll do it...
>>709625945
And we'll get a dog
>>709625648
SAT2? I'm not sure what that is, but 1900 sounds hella fucking impressive. I assume it's just a general test for your knowledge in a field?
>>709625784
That's a lot of pork. It's not even that good
>bacon is good though
>>709626010
If it goes nuts I'm using you as a meat shield.
I'll be leaving to school now. Make sure you make it a fantastic day today!
>>709625547
I'm fine. Everyone worries about my sleep far too much.
>>709625896
Night!
And don't do that!
>>709626062
>It's not even that good
I want the kebabs to leave.
>>709626113
Samoyed's can't go nuts, they're made of hopes and dreams.
>>709625284
Maybe.
>>709625517
I live in the middle of nowhere, if anything comes they wont find this place.
>>709625566
No, i live in dorms thaf are 10 minute walk from the class.
>>709626123
Peace, dude.
>>709626171
Okay, if it's one of those fluffy cloud dogs, I'm down.
>>709626062
Yes it is! I'm so happy.
It is just a general test, but I picked math levels 1 and 2 and literature
Scored 610 and 580 on maths 1 and 2 respectively, but I scored fucking 710 on the literature. It's good shit.
How's it hanging with you?
>>709626259
Wait, then what do you take the trains to?
>>709626473
Fluffy dog best dog.
>>709626259
Time for real life stalker.
>>709626129
I'm a worrying kind of person. Morning to night there's generally something on my mind
>>709626171
I figured, but then there's all that pork still to be eaten
>>709626473
>you fucking smarty
That's pretty good Karen! I'm glad that things went so good for you. I'm shit at math, and literature is just as bad
I'm sitting in bed, since I have nowhere to go and nothing to do today. I'm going to have to get up to use the bathroom soon though or I might blow up
カラミチーマス
Walking home in the rain is peaceful
>>709627059
Do you have a coat or am umbrella this time?
Kyouko claimed
>>709626473
اسمحوا لي أن اللعنة بك الماعز، سيدتي
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2I17Zm8kI
Seizure warning.
>>709626791
I'd prefer to not be on a list of things to worry about.
>>709626259
Please do.
>>709627133
Yes~ It has a short length, but it gets the job done
>>709626520
My parents home.
To help with work around the house and to wash clothes.
And im finally done with classes.
>>709626764
Got my hard bass collection ready
>>709627501
But only if you go to sleep.
>>709627670
i am ur new sss
>>709626764
The little corgis are pretty good too. Very non threatening.
>>709626791
Parents were so happy I got to buy a game not included in my allowance, got titanfall 2, can't wait when it finishes downloading in three years!
Weekend today? Playing anything?
>>709627276
كلا
>>709627501
It's too late. I worry about anyone from here that I've spoken to a bit
>>709627580
Good. No getting sick this time
>>709627735
I'm not sure it works that way
>>709627748
I don't get to buy things anymore :( #NoJob #CollegeLyfe #KillMePlease
>>709627670
Ohhh, okay. You go over there quite often, ya?
Off you go then?
>>709627838
sssh he doesn't know that...
I feel tired but it's only 1pm.
Should probably nap at some point
>>709627954
>Sanya waifu
>Not going to bed as the sun rises
C'mon son, step up your game.
>>709627954
A kitty
>>709628072
>Alice waifu
>not stabbing myself with scissors and returning as a transforming demon
What's your point here Mako...
>>709628190
That you need to step up your game, obviously. :^)
>>709627838
Wasted effort, sorry to say.
This goddess claimed
>inb4 3DPD
>>709628251
Bully :(
>>709628278
Most of my worrying is.
>>709628339
Cool
>>709627838
Yeah. It was too much of a hassle trying to get better.
I'm bored
>>709628413
Nuh uh.
>>709628616
You and me both Kokokokoko.
>>709627898
I try to go there every weekend.
Not yet!
>>709627954
Did you go to sleep late?
>>709628831
you're my sex slave o:
>>709628726
That's a fake Kokokoko.
>>709628974
I'm a real kokokoko
Just because I'm not you're no-life self doesn't mean I'm not a kokokoko
( °ω°)
>>709629139
>Calling someone a no-life
>On 4chan
>On /b/
>>709629269
>implying /b/ isn't filled with Normies
>coming from someone who bakes almost every thread
( >ω<)
>κyουκο