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>>709484781
>>709484781
Sadly my butt is just okay, not very impressive.
>>709484888
show it to us and let us be the judges
>>709484997
I linked to it. You should click the link.
>>709484825
I can say you are though.
>>709484702
Did you eat anything with it.
Snarf demands all butts, even druggie butts..
>>709485119
anything with what?
>>709485222
ass 4 trips
No one replied about my butt.
>>709485277
Syrup.
>>709485222
Only trips and you demand something like that? At LEAST quads.
>>709485392
3D isn't allowed.
>>709485119
But all the cool kids are doing them
>>709485392
Depends on who you are butts are always appreciate
>>709485470
But I even posted it in a separate thread.
>>709484781
>>709485470
it wasn't my syrup though
>>709485222
Druggie butts are hairy and not on my phone atm
>>709485634
Who even are you
>>709485487
That's what losers say to make them feel better about themselves.
>>709485658
Now I'm so confused.
>>709485922
Me, myself, Martin.
>>709485922
it wasn't my maple syrup that was smelling up the building
>>709485967
woof
Beep
>>709486080
Who did it belong to then.
>>709486114
boop
>>709486031
I don't even
>>709486080
weeeeeeeeeeeem
>>709486114
peeb
>>709486160
I appear here.
>>709486242
And here.
>>709486114
boop
>>709486160
I don't know
>>709486183
how you doing?
>>709485922
Have you even tried them? Drugs are quite magical
>>709486080
That's just promoting the setreotype that we all carry around maple syrup
>>709486277
>>709486242
relax
>>709486297
How do you know it's not yours then.
>>709486337
Never
Fuck I think I was just hit by a small earthquake
>>709486459
So how can you really comment?
>>709486337
do you not carry maple syrup around with you?
>>709486459
cause mines closed and in the fridge
>>709486559
did it jiggle stuff off the shelves?
>>709486297
im alright. kind of warm though. its a little humid here.
how es tu?
>>709486559
spoopy
then.. ask nicely
>>709486459
I am relaxed though.
I don't know what this movie is, but I want to watch it
>>709485861
Post your butt.
>>709486677
I'm good. I've finished my exams and I have the rest of the week off, so I'm not really going to do anything for the rest of it.
my whole building smelt like maple syrup today
>>709486670
Not since my last bottle was stolen. Thanks to the recent heists a few years ago the cost have skyrocketed. Can't afford to carry around something so valuable
>>709484846
KYS faggot
>>709486899
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>>709486744
i guess its called The Slayers
>>709486889
why did it smell like that? was it a pancake party?
>>709486635
I don't have to be a chef to know when food tastes bad or isn't cooked right.
>>709486670
>fridge
Cold syrup? This is a joke.
>>709486725
relax more.
>>709486677
>>709486670
I might be mistaken, its not showing up on the map they have.
>>709487047
thx bb
>>709487139
I'll read this thread and go to sleep, then.
>>>/jp/16026638
Good night!
>>709486897
it's called liquid gold for a reason
>>709487125
I don't know. I went to the grocery store and when I walked back in everything smelt like syrup
>>709487139
it keeps it fresh
>>709487173
maybe it'll show up in a minute or two
>>709487233
night night
>>709486838
I did once and it wasn't received well
>>709487139
Drugs aren't food though
>>709487296
It did show up.
>>709487139
real syrup should be kept cool
>>709487173
maybe it was your tummy grumbling
>>709487196
yee
>>709487296
only in canada. what a delicious smell though~
>>709487334
post ur bum
>>709487389
did it knock stuff over or just shake stuff up?
>>709487418
it smelt great, it was just very confusing. so whatcha up to?
>>709487296
I think that's why Americans are so angry all the time. They only have that aunt Jemima crap and not the real stuff
>>709487418
Do you really want me to?
>>709487476
Just shook
>>709487418
Maybe I do want something to eat.
>>709487233
Night.
>>709487296
It stays fresh anyway. It just makes it cold and bad.
>>709487334
It doesn't need to be. The point is you don't need to do something to know about it or have an opinion on it.
>>709487418
It lasts long enough anyway without being cold.
>>709487501
probably
>>709487517
how was your day?
>>709487545
but this is real maple syrup, it's best when it's cold and fresh
How long should I keep this in before I come?
It's already been 15 minutes.
>>709487501
Yes, do it.
>>709487675
Fine.
Nothing much happened today.
>>709487675
What is "real"?
>>709487716
Forever
>>709487476
i am curled in bed with the tele on. i think i will eat some syrup for breakfast now~
>>709487501
i can not eat the fake syrup. such a horrble "food" item.
and yassss post bumbum
>>709487517
mmm yeah make pancakes
>>709487545
i guess. but it gets warm on food anyway
>>709487716
i heard you can suffer some damage if you leave a large thing like that in you for longer than a half hour. i dont know
>>709487798
like not store bought aunt Jemima stuff
>>709487916
wish I could curl up next to you. I'd give you lots of cuddles
>>709488148
fresh linens too make it super comfy~
>>709487916
But it makes the food colder.
>>709488148
But it's still store bought right? Is it straight from a tree or something?
>>709488257
not really
>>709488350
It's like putting hot food in a cold plate or icecream in a warm cup. Just no
>>709488252
I need to wash my linens soon
>>709488257
it's pretty much straight from the tree
>>709487545
To some extent you do. Not in a situations but in most
>>709487727
>>709487916
Alright fine, your choice
>>709488500
the syrup warms up rather quick though.
but you can just microwave it or heat the bottle in some hot water.
>>709488503
wash them right meow
>>709488570
very spicy
>>709488570
thank you for sharing the bum~
>>709488570
Needs to be waxed. Added to the collection, anyway.
>>709488570
Literally filtered and reported
>>709488503
I like processed things.
>>709488628
Then the plastic melts a little into the syrup.
It's better to be room temperature at all times.
>>709487916
I want angle hair pasta for some reason
>>709488628
I'll go do that
>>709488723
but unprocessed maple syrup is so much better
>>709488723
most if not all the real syrup comes in glass. and you dont boil the water
>>709488745
mm that sounds good~
>>709488834
then itll be nice and warm and better for butt cuddles
>>709488954
butt I don't have someone to give me butt cuddles
>>709488834
Never had it but fake sugars taste good so I dunno.
>>709488954
Sounds like a lot of work to get what you could have by not putting it in the fridge.
>>709489066
i thought we were butt cuddling!?!?!?
>>709488723
Good
>>709488681
Better response than I got last time
>>709488707
I've contemplated doing that, but the hair continues all over the body and I don't have the money for that
>>709489084
it does taste massively different from fake syrup
>>709489149
oh right. you'll just have to cuddle me harder so that I don't forget
>>709489263
As a Canadian can confirm. Syrup and maple syrup taste nothing alike
>>709489084
the taste is far superior to the fake syrup. like its really delicious. i think they should stop making the fake stuff or maybe if everyone had the real stuff no one will buy the fake anymore.
>>709489167
hey hair is nice. being fluffy all over is nice~
>>709489263
oh i will cuddle it so hard. so very hard
>>709489263
>>709489481
Ehhhhhhhhhhh.
Dunno. Never really had it before so...
No matter what though don't put it in the fridge.
>>709489481
I've got the physique of a twink so the hair isn't too nice. My only hope is to hit the gym and get buff, but that has its own issues
>>709489659
Embrace your twinkiness.
>>709489645
fiiiiine dont put it in the fridge but get the real stuff instead!
>>709489659
who says that someone who is twinky has to be hairless? we all dont have to conform to these stupid gay stereotypes or standards
>>709489481
cuddle me almost to death
>>709489645
the difference is like fresh seafood vs non fresh stuff. they taste similar, but one tastes better
>>709489885
oh i will cuddle you dead
>>709489765
Gotta save up money for the waxing then. It's 2016 you'd think by now they'd have a pill for that or something. I don't mind wearing wigs, I've got quite a few. Curse my mongol blood
>>709489823
Self image though. I wouldn't mind a bit of hair just not as much as I have
>>709489966
then it'll turn into a struggle snuggle
>>709490027
meh i tihnk you have a nice amount.
>>709490054
i like the sound of that~
>>709490149
will it just make you snuggle me harder?
>>709490227
mmm so much harder.
it is time for bred. see ya jeffbutt~
if you see butttiger later say hi for me~
>>709490364
I will, nini
Where is snuggles at
>>709489823
>>709489885
I don't even eat it all that often at all. Maybe three or four times a year.
Plus it's probably more expensive.
>>709490478
it's more expensive. but it's worth it
>>709490530
>>709490598
Probably bad for you too.
>>709490744
a lot healthier than normal syrup. but both aren't super healthy anyways
>>709490823
On the avoid list.
>>709490149
Best news I've heard all day.
Gonna go to sleep on a high note.
Night everyone, stay in drugs, don't do school
>>709490910
syrup in general?
>>709490964
night
>>709491054
I do that anyway, yeah.
Goodnight, fags.
>>709491189
night snarf
So it's just you, huh?
i have a closeness fetish
only if I can actually connect properly
hey that only took 10 minutes
Doesn't all sex involve closeness? I mean, literally being close. Like, so close that part of you is inside the other person.
smarty boots
I used to have a really nice pair of boots. They were aircraft mechanic boots made for and sold to the USAF specifically. I miss those damn boots.
>>709493522
Hey Jeff, How are you?
>>709493705
I'm good. katten said hi >>709490364
my pullup bar came in, but it's too big for my doorway
>>709493781
What? it's too big for all your doors? even the one to go outside?
Ahh dam i missed him again. Tell him to hit me up on steam sometime.
>>709493919
Just quickly how long do you cook pork for? What should i look for when i cut it?
I've not done Pork chops for along time.
>>709493951
yeah, for all them. I just need to get a coule small blacks to jam in between it and the door and I'll be good. what're you up to?
>>709494013
I'm not sure, I've never really cooked porkchops
>>709494069
Well yesterday i missed the gym as i went to a work related seminar. Today i went to a hospital to see how much it will cost to de-commission four steam generators.
What did you end up learning today?
>>709494165
not a lot. I did my last exam, and now I have the rest of the week off
>>709494275
Oh nice! So you are off untill xmas?
>>709494349
no, just for the rest of the week. it was the last of my midterms
>>709494403
Cool so it frees you up for a sweet Halloween party.
What are you dressing up as?
bump for porn
>>709494520
I don't have a costume. and I'll just be hanging out with friends instead of partying
>>709494594
ahh ok then. i thought you might put a ears on and have a BD hanging between your legs :P
What do you drink?
My roachies and Eric are moved back to their original cages. New water dish for the roaches and I did some rearranging of Eric's cage to make his hide more burrow like. The roaches are eating right now, and Eric is on the glass and not showing signs of stress. My spiderlings have both rearranged their respective cages for the fifth time since I put them in there, the millipedes are still millipedes, and the vinegaroon seems to be rather restless. All in all they're doing very well, which makes papa happy.
>>709494741
I have rye whisky and the stuff for making martinis in my fridge. I also like vodka mixers
>>709494949
Cute.
>>709494966
ahh cool. you like White Russians?
>>709495124
yeah, they're pretty nice
>>709495124
how you doin'
>>709495246
I used to have them all the time when i went out. then i got into Raiders Lime cocktail.
>>709495377
So-so. just relaxing right now. You?
>>709495534
I've never had one of those. how are they?
>>709495534
in queue for league. Literally had three tries at a lobby, and it's still going
>>709495635
It's just midori and milk and is called all sorts of things. Green bastard etc. For me it's Raiders Lime as the local footy team are the Raiders, green is their colour and they are sponsored by a milk company.
It's an acquired taste TBH.
>>709495761
LoL? why not overwatch or dota?
>>709495966
I'll have to give it a try sometime
>>709495966
overwatch is tf2 but with waifus
>>709496127
It's good but you always get weird faces when ordering it.
>>709496142
True, but it's popular right now and so fun to play.
ana is my overwatch waifu
>>709496328
is it an uncommon drink?
>>709496328
after watching what the tf2 devs are doing, I am gonna need massive amounts of counseling.
and besides, girls dont have cocks.
>>709496533
and so i fucking post a girl.
brb suicide
>>709496366
Yeah it sorta a non-common drink. people usually don't go for milky drinks when out.
>>709496533
Have you got a link to said doings?
this thread sucks
>>709496639
they brought ctf_turbine to their bad matchmaking and took some good comp maps out. and copy+pasted scream fortress from last year. i crie
>>709496575
tell us how it goes
>>709496581
do you usually drink milky drinks
>>709496759
hey riley
>>709496815
heeeeeeeeeyyyyy
>>709496876
how you doin?
>>709496815
i was gonna but then i just deleted it from my hard drive and the need to suicide vanished
>>709496759
Evening
>>709496803
Oh so no new content or changes.
TF2 = dead.
>>709496815
yeah i like the creams :)
>>709496981
had a meh day, friend cancelled on me without saying anything so she could hang out with someone else so now I'm drinking
how are you???
>>709497085
afternoon dear sir
>>709497085
I'll give you some cream~
>>709497088
pretty good. finished my last midterm and I have the rest of the week off.
also for some reason my entire building smelt like maple syrup
>>709497160
the canadiams are invading your building
>>709497219
but the building is in canada
>>709497088
Well what did you expect from girls?
>>709497160
If i can have it fresh daily, from the tap.
>>709497248
the mexicans are invainding and using maple suyrp to disguse themselves
>>709497266
idk, you don't expect a freind to do that shit
>>709497085
now i embrace the suicide. will u be my kaishakunin
>>709497266
I'd even let you suck it right from the tip if you wanted to~
>>709497301
uh oh, what should I do?
>>709497354
pictures of trump will scare them away
>>709497301
Then i guess you lost a friend. Good thing there are heaps of other people out there.
>>709497329
Is that the guy that catch's you head?
>>709497354
Only the tip?! I want the whole thing!
Suicide is never the answer
>>709496142
and a playerbase
