Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
I have returned
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>>709462081
Reimu OP please..
I'll attempt to stick to less objectionable images for the faint-hearted anon who thinks my pictures are creepy.
I'm here for Neptune and thus far have not seemed to garner her attention. If she's not going to respond to me in this thread then I'll give up and make this my final cameo.
>>709462259
I see you have already looked.
>>709462237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05rYpvIi0v1
-Koi
Rolling for that fortune yo.
>>709462273
Anon please.
>>709462302
I get the feeling he's very careful about that now.
Looks like i'm early for once
>>709462290
They're not creepy.
>>709462302
yes i already looked and im also looking at a bunch of fat chocobos
>>709462385
i still tend to sleep through some threads
My year didn't go so great... both money- and relationship-wise. I'd like a reading for either one, rolling for that.
(Also. Sup, mate?)
>>709462397
You're late by a thread.
>>709462273
Please what?
>>709462237
Welcome back!
>>709462385
As he should be.
>>709462397
*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*
>>709462445
Are they flying by the power of pure hunger alone?
>>709462290
I'll just say that you know perfectly who that person is, so there's no point into using the word "Anon".
>>709462290
Good riddance.
>>709462397
You've already missed one.
>>709462445
I sleep through a lot of them, it's fine.
>>709462541
Of course, if Chief isn't looking then the whole thing goes to shit.
>>709462538
The cold shoulder you're giving me is killing me
>>709462421
If I were staying it really wouldn't matter what anyone thought about their creepiness. I don't find any of my images the least bit creepy. But I guess that's because my brain doesn't quite work the same.
It's a strange world when you can sympathize with a yandere. They aren't all knives and blood, though. Neither are they the stereotypical fanatical love. They're lost, really. Confused and detached.
>>709462569
I truthfully don't. They posted no image nor signature and I'm not in the habit of recognizing people based on speech patterns
>>709462594
Well, I guess that concludes it. I'm out.
>>709462492
Sorry to hear that, Anonymous. Good luck with the rolls!
As for what's up, not much besides doing this! I finally got to play Morrowind for a good while today-- I've been trying to get it to work on my new laptop for a couple of days.
>>709462397
>early
>>709462372
One more reroll to get my future told.
C'mon, baby.
>>709462536
>>709462612
Early for me at least
>>709462541
jiiiiiiiii
>>709462694
See you when we see you
>>709462397
Wow right on time!
>>709462536
Shh
>>709462612
Hi love live friend
>>709462685
It's because of your approach! What am I supposed to do, though?
Still here.
>>709462802
Early for you is far too late for everyone else.
>>709462813
Heya.
>>709462536
Sorry, i'm replying here because i still have to learn how to link posts into other threads.
That's purrfect, because i wanted to play with you too, i was just waiting for a confirm because it wouldn't have been good to ask you if you lost interest.
>>709462813
Shush you!
>>709462372
I love the Dan edits, post a few please!
>>709462370
You should explain the situation to him, that you need him to be ok, for both of you, tell him you'll be with him through it.
Convince him it is what must be done.
>>709462841
Hug him!
>>709462612
But it does that anyways!
>>709462802
NE NE, GUESS WHAT I DID AGAIN!
Science.
-Koi
>>709462541
nope they're just standing around the big ass crystal
>>709462972
>Censored armpits
My sides.
>>709462694
Did you see my post with the fire analogy? You dont have to leave.
For me though I'm bugging out for the night in 10 minutes.
>>709462841
post more lewds for me to fap to, or just give me any attention at all. feels lonely
>>709463027
More than usual then.
>>709463122
Everyone knows that the armpits are the lewdest part.
>>709462922
Anytime, anytime~ We'll have to plan to play something together this weekend!
>>709462802
>not dedicating an entire reply to me.
hmph.
-Koi
>>709462899
I arrive precisely when I want to. I haven't even seen you in these threads for a while.
>>709463027
....You did it again, didn't you??
>>709463191
I thought the act of handholding was the lewdest thing ever?
>>709462841
>sample
>>709462972
>lewds
Shit thread
>>709463188
I can give you attention, or lewds, maybe even both.
>>709463299
I was in one just a minute ago. But I also sleep around this time usually.
Bullying is the best.
>>709463099
For what purpose though?
>>709463191
That's quite terrifying actually.
>>709463299
Nope. I absolutely DESTROYED a bushing.
https://imgur.com/a/O81ri
>>709463122
That's too lewd to handle
>>709463188
You pervert
>>709463327
Best thread*
>>709463247
You don't need to sign every post when you dump pictures you got from google images, this is an anonymous image board.
>>709463188
I was afraid it would come to this...
>>709463439
I only want Reimu OP though..
I don't even know who you are
>>709463462
because they can
>>709462965
Of course, Neptune. Anything for you. :)
Dan Riesling
>>709463531
its to be expected.
>>709463531
Please, you're making me feel bad about it
>>709463538
My ego, completely obliterated yo.
>>709463620
Thanks Dan, you're the man.
>>709463305
Yeah, but the armpits are the lewdest part of the body.
>>709463452
No bullying.
>>709463462
This is why Chief must always look. It keeps the darkness away.
>>709463531
You know what to do.
>>709462694
Can't help them
N, shame that you can't figure out wjo that person is, now that i mentioned that person in the other thread they conveniently disappeared, it wouldn't ne a good riddle if i gave away the answer.
>>709463214
Sorry for the different picture, it's still me, i'll be totally free in the upcoming days, so do you already have a day in mind?
>>709463620
(This one was made by a friend)
Dan Reesesling
>>709463744
Anytime.
>>709463646
This is oddly cozy looking. I like it.
>>709463214
You're trying to play games with people who aren't me
>>709463443
If I didn't see it, it didnt happen. Also, sleep? What's that?
>>709463462
How.
>>709463439
A combination of both is good. Hi Neps
>>709463759
Too late!
Bullying was achieved.
>>709463857
It definitely happened! And I think sleep is when you lose consciousness, I could be wrong though.
>>709463877
Don't bully too much then.
>>709463792
Aaaaand i did a mess because of how fast i was typing...yay!
>>709463857
Heyo Sonya.
>>709463794
What a day to be alive.
>>709463792
Coraline is terrifying.
Yaaay does Sunday work for you?
>>709463857
But you said you were super busy this Halloween weekend though, I was shut down and rejected already~
>>709463646
What should I do?
>>709463667
By feeding you once I gave you the impression that I'd be lewd any time you come by and ask for it, and that's just not the case, Anonymous. I'm a person, not a sex toy. If you wanna talk to me, then you have to actually make conversation, I can't just entertain you at will...
>>709463596
Did you join?
>>709463759
Wait... so Chief is a night light?
>>709463857
I went too fast and hit a pothole at about... 90 mph.
>>709464292
I didn't realize you felt that way. I'm sorry
>>709464319
Basically. We stick a lightbulb in his helmet and it all kind of works out.
Hey sorry, I didn't know the thread was live
How is everyone?
~fred
>>709464319
im on the only white one in that last pic and yes im a goddamn night light
>>709463857
Speaking of bullying I need to destroy you in golf too!
>>709464654
Hello fred. I'm doing okay. How about you?
>>709464292
You know Reimu you can talk and give lewds at the same time.
>>709463502
Welcome to Reimu's thread of advice and friends!~
Regular posters are encouraged to post with something that helps identify themselves!
>>709464248
Yep! It's perfect! Also Coraline it's probably one of my favorite movies ever, it's pretty grim all things considered even if it's supposed to be a movie for children, i still consider it as a horror, it just makes you so uneasy when watched.
>>709464025
I've done some research now on sleep, that sounds about right.
>>709464319
You should hear how loud I'm sighing now
>>709464248
...oh, right. Uh...
>>709464081
I like your ahegao. How goes it?
>>709464736
You only won because you bought all the golf DLC
>>709464573
I hope you can understand where I'm coming from... I'm not mad, and I'm not trying to be mean. I just don't know how to handle it.
>>709464736
Doing pretty good, excited for tomorrow
I feel the hate.
Why
This is such a strange but wonderful song that is putting me straight to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQEyezu7G20
>>709464736
You conveniently left right as I was winning last time, too..
>>709464887
I see how it is! *sobs*
>>709464882
I did really enjoy it too. Hum~ Maybe we could even rewatch it together someday!
Also KF2 is like, so perfect for Sunday because Halloween. It'll be fun.
>>709464998
What hate?
>>709464801
Yeah, I could... if I felt like it.
>>709464863
>helps identify themselves
>on an anonymous imageboard
That kind of defeats the purpose.
>>709464614
Huh... so behind the helmet... is actually just a lightbulb?
>>709464668
Just HAAAD to be different, eh?
>>709464887
Is this face appropriate? :^)
>>709464887
Thanks, bored, chilling, just ate two mandarins. What about you Sonya?
>>709464998
*Loves*
Sup all
>>709464920
I do. Just, it's hard to have any sort of meaningful conversation, I think, on a public place like this.
Would you check your email more often?
>>709462081
Hey, how goes your night?
-J
>>709465275
Make me go to bed.
>>709465062
Whoops~
>>709465275
Hihi
>>709464998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UwyKdCtXak
-Koi
>>709465285
Someone seems to have a crush, you know a crush with Reimu is like falling in love with your mother?
>>709465082
i dont have the yellow knockoff and im not upgrading a realm reborn to get it
>>709465062
if ya need an extra set of guns i'll be up for KF2 on halloween
>>709465353
You are getting sleeeeepy
Veeeeeeeery sleeeeeepy
>>709465371
Sup
>>709465488
Guessing they have a Halloween event going on, too?
>>709465285
I don't see how it's a problem if it's public or not, but yeah. I actually get my e-mails in real time any time I'm on my computer.
Should I buy a sound voltex controller? It's very tempting...
I love the music in those games.
>>709465353
Go to bed silly.
>>709465371
>>709465613
At least you're not glaring or pointing a gun at me anymore..
Weren't you tired too?
>>709465488
Oh lovely. That would work well. Maybe I can bug Seija into joining too.
>>709465572
That..is surprisingly effective.
I'd also be willing to throw my hat into the ring>>709465488
>>709465062
~fred
>>709465348
It's good! A little awkward for a minute there, but good.
>>709465453
...i-it is?
>>709465685
Just means I need to get more glaring images.
I was but alcohol is funny like that, I'm sure I'll be sleepy again soon.
>>709465453
I don't believe it's anything like that at all, actually.
>>709465583
Well, maybe there are things you wouldn't want to share with everyone on /b/, but don't mind talking about with one person, for instance.
>>709465074
I agree, although in threads like these we need to identify to let the thread be continuous, since sometimes people come seeking for help or tarots, we must prove who we are, you get where I'm trying to say?
>>709465348
I remember you being very late on a dead thread, hi there.
>>709465062
Right, i totally forgot about it, it will be perfect then to watch that movie during Halloween then, so is it ok for you to watch Coraline? Because we can watch another movie if you want, you don't have to watch it just because i like it after all, because it's not right towards you.
>>709464654
Hey there, Fred!
>>709465275
What's up?
I found an english subbed Aqours event, my evening has been improved. Maybe I should switch to an Aqours member to keep with the times...
>>709465685
Just talk to me for more than a minute. You'll get bored and fall asleep instantly
>>709465082
You little...
>>709465187
Trying to study. A little stressed and a little anxious but doing well compared to last week
>>709465196
It does. Oddly enough there was a brief period where I was legitimately afraid to sleep
>>709465814
Awkward?
-J
>>709465943
Hey lewdmu
>>709464654
I'd doing well with my packing making good progress.
You feeling better today?
-Koi
>>709466017
Really? Why was that?
>>709466062
I am actually, thank you for asking
>>709465906
Why should you care? You always stay anonymous unless you choose not to.
>>709466017
Do my homework, a report on chemistry.
>>709465572
i dunno, maybe
>>709465685
we'll all kill zeds together
>>709466018
Yeah, just a little. I'd rather not repeat it though! How are you doing?
>>709465906
I guess, I don't know what would be so embarrassing though!
>>709465685
Okay, well plan B is this mallet here. It's like, magical or something. Yeah.
We can give that a try next.
>>709465943
Losing at OJ, 1v1ing a friend in Brawlhalla
>>709465196
A human nightlight? Next thing you're gunna tell me there's a human typhoon.
>>709465488
>Not upgrading for based yellow birb
>>709466017
:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
Really though, I'm replacing them, and that one was stuck on there. Had to use a hammer, chisel, and diamond tipped grinder wheel to remove it.
KF2 seems fun but it's so expensive...
>>709465878
W-Why do you want to glare at me?
>>709465938
Hehe, you silly. I liked Coraline when I watched it. It'll be lots of fun, I'm looking forward to it now.
>>709466017
Does that mean you're going to sing me a lullaby?
>>709466253
Yeah! I'll go full medic too, maybe.
>>709466422
Wait..easy there. I'll go to bed when this thread ends, I promise! Don't hit meee.
>>709466442
There might be.
>>709462081
I need some advice
>>709466578
Look for it somewhere else.
>>709466329
who knows?
Anyways, I'm off to bed.
have a goodnight Reimu OP
>>709466578
What about?
>>709466549
Because bullying is fun~
>>709466442
why get the yellow one when the white one is the original
>>709466549
i should probably get a level or two on my gunslinger before then
>>709466464
it'll probably go on sale a couple days before halloween
>>709465066
Why don't you?
>>709466329
I'm cool, little buzzed. How about you?
-J
>>709466123
Certain life choices that resulted in a traumatic event and flashbacks...fun stuff
>>709466244
Ah, chemistry? I'll be no help there, I haven't taken a chem class in years
>>709466549
Possibly
>>709466442
Sounds expensive
>>709466549
Hit you? It's a replica of a wish-granting hammer. I'm sure it could grant a wish as simple as yours.
Just like, quit moving around for a bit, okay?
>>709466716
O-Oh..such a jerkface! Hmph hmph.
>>709466718
I'm extremely low level and I am bad, I should probably warn you. Aster could vouch for me!
>>709466858
Sounds shitty.
>>709466665
Goodnight, Anonymous.
>>709466718
>It's still early access
wew
>>709466900
Fufu
>>709466974
goodnight
>>709466600
Huh?
>>709466655
Are you Umi?
>>709466705
About why you haven't added me on Steam yet
>>709466549
I'll believe you if you say so, this will actually be the first time i do some serious things with someone on the threads!
>>709467077
Who else would I be?
>>709466756
No special reason, I just don't.
>>709466793
You must be, you just asked me that twice!
>*giggle*
>>709467174
I get Umi and Kotori mixed up.
>>709466858
Now I'm in Sonya's queue..
>>709466875
Y-You know on second thought, I'm totally okay being awake for just a bit longer.. Thanks for pitching in to help though!
>>709467019
I will bite you.
>>709467098
Mm, good good! I'll have your first time all to myself
>>709467259
Ever gave it a try?
excuse me lol
Well okay then
>>709467077
That's not advice...
>>709467374
One is blue, one isn't.
>>709466567
I don't habeeb it.
>>709466718
How, exactly?
>>709466858
Ehhh, only about.... let's see, $400 for tires... $150 for bushings... $200 for mounting and alignment... $750, with me doing most my own work?
>>709466900
maybe i should give myself a handicap and get drunk for the fun then. (and that'll give me an excuse if i do poorly for some reason)
>>709467019
full release is next month and its already gone on sale a few times
>>709467448
-kiss- add me, baka
>>709467491
I'm color blind
>>709467507
You just never know with these people
>>709466048
How are you doing?
>>709466422
Cool!
>>709467491
I don't think he'll be convinced. He added me thinking I was you and I never managed to convince him otherwise...
Shouganai
>>709467696
I'm doing pretty well, how about yourself
>>709467259
You are absolutely right lol, I just noticed that
-J
>>709467507
because its called the original fat chocobo
>>709467420
Well yeah, when I feel like it.
>>709467630
One looks like one of the new Pokemon, the other doesn't.
>>709467750
I think that's just how Ika is.
>>709467422
30 gigs damn
>>709467805
It's the original fat one! Not the original chobobo
>>709467768
I'm good, just chilling
>>709467885
Can we talk on Steam?
>>709468111
Checked
>>709467395
You're at the top of the list but don't tell anyone. Wait...
>>709467507
Guess how much you would be paying if you drove safely
>>709466946
Quite shitty. I'm still getting over it in some ways. Anyway on a better note, what have you been up to?
>>709467540
Yeah that'll probably work
>>709467779
So what did you do today?
>>709468111
Thats good, whatcha wanna talk about
>>709467922
Figured out I still had rocket league installed so that should free up some SSD space.
>>709467885
Yeah haha.
Yo Reimu been awhile since ive seen ya around. I hope youve been well! Ive actually got a question for you so I hope youll indulge me. Whats your take on dreams? I had this dream last night thats been on my mind all day. Not gonna bother typing out all the details but basically it was
>my first kiss scenario but with somone I met only once back in highschool. >Throughout the dream I keep dropping things im carrying and at the end I resolve to become a pilot (I used to fly and was going to get my license but gave it up) and he/she would go to a separate country.
I know this is super vague but could my subconscious be telling me im at a dead end or lonely or something though I dont particularly feel that way awake? I havnt had a partner in a year and im in my final year of my trade apprenticeship for some bg info.
>>709462735
Reimu Morrowind stream where!
Also I am surprised no tarots/rolls tonight..
>>709467511
Uhhh that works too.
>>709468202
Hello
>>709468217
Reimu, add me
>>709468174
If you can find me.
>>709468202
Right now I'm watching a Love Live event. Mostly I've been doing uni work.
>>709468247
It's just something unfortunate to have to deal with.
>>709468247
Wishing I had gotten a larger SSD now. 120GB don't cut it.
>>709468436
Really?
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>709468395
Now you're the one posting creepy pictures though
>>709467922
yeah but mako wanted me to get the yellow knockoff fat bird
>>709468535
Huh?
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>709468523
Why not? I'm in a good mood tonight. Not that it means people should help you with that.
>>709468222
I-I'm not good at conversations, sorry
>Also, check'd
>>709462081
I am Anderson. What's my future?
>>709467395
>First time
*That was extremely easy to misunderstand.
>>709462735
>morrowind
Absolutely based.
>>709468450
My first was 120GB a few years ago but I bought another one, 240GB.
It's enough for now but if games keep being 50GB it might not.
>>709468436
Yeah it was kinda funny to me.
>>709468683
Its okay, Im pretty good at talking and leading conversations haha
>>709468712
>Anderson has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "32".
misfortune comes your way
>>709468436
I read "uni work" as "Umi work for a split second and thought yeah, that sounds about right
>>709468395
Hi
>>709462735
Raymoo Morrowind stream when? I want to watch you fight cliffracers
>>709468673
I'll find you~
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>709468821
Netches terrified me at first. Then I found out they're pretty easy to kill.
>>709468821
What is Sonya-san up to this evening?
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>709468794
It's kinda funny to me too.
>>709468821
Umi work is also something that I do.
>>709468860
Sure.
>>709468712
*Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.
>>709462081
>Stabbs
Thanks for the song the other night. Got another relaxing one for me?
Thanks.
>>709468961
If you really wanna have some fun just keep telling him you're me.
>>709468800
That's cool
>>709468249
It sounds to me more like you're feeling like you can't hold on to anything for very long. You might regret not finishing your pilot license or maybe some other things you've dropped over time.
As for the person, well, did you recognize them as who they were in the dream or were they just standing in for someone else? I'm not sure if you're familiar with this or if it's just me, but sometimes in my dreams, people don't necessarily look like who they represent. I'll have a "mom" character, and it's my mom, but she doesn't look like her. But my dream self recognizes her as "mom" and treats her as such. Make sense?
>>709468345
>>709468794
>>709468821
Wow, you guys sure were late to notice that. I might do a stream sometime soon, we'll see!
>>709469031
What have you been up to recently
>>709469026
Maybe, could be fun.
>>709468821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKJjqaMzcL
-Koi
>>709469136
please stop
>>709468961
And then I'm going to bother you all day~
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>709468986
That was another anon, but they seem to have left early tonight. Sorry.
~Neptune
>>709469212
Sure you are. Too bad only a handful of people have contact with me outside this thread.
>>709468810
>misfortune comes your way
That's funny because I was hoping that the misfortune was behind me. I've had enough for a year.
>>709468968
It's been a while, but you may be mistaking me for someone else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHBGn2EjvwM
>>709469437
at least the year is almost over so maybe it'll turn around once january comes around
>>709469179
>Someone hating the buttery voice
Go die.
So I've been depressed for a while. Currently hiding in the bathroom cuz she tries to give me more attention and cuddling and shit when I'm depressed. I don't fucking want tht shit right now. I'm very confused about whether I want to stay with her. I want some time to be single and fuck other girls but I don't want to lose her cuz sometimes it seems she understands me more than I'll find again. I also don't want to hurt her. I took her virginity so she's too far gone for this to be an easy break up after 3 years. I don't want to break up with her though. I don't usually feel much emotion and wear different masks for different people and situations. I don't even feel love for my family though I know I love them and would kill for them. I do feel a little bit for her which is a pretty big thing. I don't really know what to do. Most of my friends say I should do what I think is best but kind of hinting at leaving her. If I do her and her sister won't have enough money to get a place together. This is one of about a billion things making me feel like killing myself is a good option. I just got my bachelor's degree today so I thought I'd be happy about tht. It seems the only time I'm happy is when I'm high but she gets super pissed off when I smoke every day so I can't do tht. I'm really not sure what to do. I guess tonight I'll check this thread and just drown in porn for a while then go to bed.
>>709469631
it's annoying
>>709468345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA
>>709469612
Even with more misfortune, life could be worse.
>>709469728
Y-You're right, okay okay I promised. I'll start the process of going to bed now..
>>709469713
Just ignore it then, fag.
The rest of us love it.
>>709465916
I was definitely on late. How are you? :)
-J
>>709468217
Hung out with my roommate who got in town and some old friends, how about you?
-J
>>709470991
>>709471112
We're in the new thread bwaka.
