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let's talk about getting fucked by dogs some more
>>709456021
Come to Oregon ;)
>>709456531
let's talk about /ss/ more then
>>709456589
>going to america
yeah nah, i'll pass.
>>709456391
Oh boy, another picture posted every single thread.
I'm just gonna let this one die.
>>709456639
I don't have any pics on my phone so I just swiped a couple to get this thread started
>>709456633
Get here in time to make it great again
>>709456391
Dog boys being fucked, or dogs fucking boys, it's all great
>>709456926
america was never great lmao
but we can still talk about doggos
>>709456613
How bout no
>>709456837
I'll post some rare shotas
>>709457059
aw that's cute
>>709457005
Best doggo's are huskies and german shepards
Honourable mention to border collies
>>709457155
Cute shota is cute
>>709457501
huskies are the cutest, but mutts are the only good dogs. if u own a purebred dog ur scum.
>>709457629
Purebreed working dogs are just fine, it's pure breed show does or any dog bred for a certain look. This includes german shepards bred for appearance, poor doggos...
>>709457881
well now i'm sad thinking about inbred dogs with genetic issues. let's go back to talking about getting fucked by them instead. you ever do it?
>>709458011
Nope, pure top. I've had bf's who messed around with dogs and tons of guys I know fantasize about it
>>709458109
i'm a top for the most part, but damn if i wouldn't love getting pounded by a dog. you've seriously never thought about it?
dear anons, how do you get a dog to fuck you?
>>709457059
I've got lots at home. I just don't want to walk around with gigs of illegal shit on my person and then plugging it into my work server
>>709458544
well first of all they can't be neutered. if they are you'll have a lot of issues actually getting them horny. all you really have to do is get them horny and get into a position where they can fuck you. they should know what to do.
>>709458544
Put peanut butter up your butt
Bump
>>709458210
Nope. My fantasy there is to have a guy collared and on my leash, spanking him, fucking his mouth, teasing him about how i'm going to put him on all fours and let my dog has his way with his ass. Then petting the guy's head and letting my dog knot in his butt
>>709458934
come on, you've seriously never wondered what it would be like to get fucked yourself? although that fantasy is equally as hot.
>>709458712
I hope you mean you have lots of real shotas
>>709459085
I've wondered what it'd be like, but it doesn't interest me
>>709459205
are ya sure you're uninterested? i reckon you'd like it.
>>709459286
Yep
Why so keen on convincing me anon?
>>709459391
not really shota
>>709459205
Maybe, but even drawn Shota is technically illegal everywhere except Japan. There are a couple loop holes, but on the whole if you get caught with gigs of shota you can get charged
>>709459450
well i feel like we're pretty similar. that fantasy you described sounds great, i'm mainly a top, but getting fucked by a dog would also be pretty great i think. are you just completely uninterested in butt stuff?
>>709459544
literally only chiming in to say that it's actually protected by the constitution through freedom of expression via art in the US. You would think it wouldn't be, and I'm sure some places try to completely go past that in that case, but LEGALLY speaking, it's legal in the U.S. XD
>>709459544
Stupid laws, but oh well
>>709459620
Then get over here and get gagged, toyed with and teased while you a knot swells in your ass. Yeah pretty uninterested, I've tried it and it's okay sometimes, but mostly pleasing my dick feels a lot better than ass stuff
Bump my rump
>>709460205
Gay? In my shota thread? It's more likely than you'd think.
>>709460133
but >american
every fucking time i want to bang someone, i swwear.
anyway nice talking to you bestiality anon, i gotta go. talk some other time?
>>709460344
Good new everyone! I'm not American, I just live here. I'm British, with a deep sexy accent
>>709460437
Sure, drop an email and we'll talk
>>709459450
Really though, why do you have a picture of a little boy forced to stand against a wall while birds shit on his butt?
As op I can confirm
>>709461242
I had a very complicated fetish for birds shitting on things
Here's another pick of a cute boy, the victim of birds pooping on his butt
>>709461008
I'm not American either, but then again I don't live in America. Got an accent but you could never tell where I'm from
>>709461449
As long as you're not from Africa or Middle East anon, that's what counts
>>709461520
Oh God no
Someone other than me post dammit
>>709461808
Good
>>709462241
I can only contribute conversation
>>709462321
Then converse with me my man
>>709462451
I'm at work right now so I'm kinda slow
>>709459876
Uncensored?
>>709461008
British eh? got kik or anything?
>>709462818
Where do you work?
>>709463086
Yeah but eehh
>>709463086
And then it turns out he's got a brumy accent
>>709463228
Engineer for a small start up making plastic devices for mri scanners and stuff. My coworker was supposed to prep and order a bunch of stuff but he's fucked off to Alberta and the deadline is this weekend so it's probably not gonna happen
>>709463228
come on, don't eehh me.
>>709463642
That's awesome. I love engineering, took a physics/maths degree in uni. Hope the work isn't too boring. The accent is very posh btw
>>709463933
I prefer email or whatever
>>709464346
>>709464346
email's lame tho
>>709464880
ur lame
Also why should I add your kik, are you a qt twink
>>709464346
It's not as boring as it is frustrating because I've been gone for a couple months and my coworker has really let the place go. Can't find any of my tools, inventory is all over the place if there is even any stock left. Clearly I was the organized one all along
>>709465139
eh not really. mainly so we can chat about doggos.
>>709465139
Hey I'm a qt twink. I don't talk about doggos though usually.
>>709465479
Lots of places on the Internet to talk about doggos
>>709465286
Man that sounds annoying, good luck fixing it
>>709465479
into tall, dominant tops with accents and a love of animals?
>>709466663
Found a couple things I need. Contemplating just saying fuck it and going for and pint
>>709466663
Lmao what kinda twink wouldn't be. Providing you're not an uggo of course. What accent?
>>709466745
>>709467017
Go for it mate, get smashed
>>709467124
Some twinks suffer from a confusion that they should be with other twinks, it's silly I know
Posh british, deep, lots of words
>>709467113
Brumy. The English equivalent of Cajun
>>709467124
Means more work tomorrow though. I'll hold out for a while longer
>>709467376
How about, go out and get drunk then come back to work
>>709467586
>>709467357
Replied to the wrong post?
>>709467376
>english
Sold tbh. What do you look like? If people don't want fags posting photos here we can chat somewhere else.
i love how this thread went from shota to hooking up people into bestiality in like 30 minute
>>709468210
I'm not into bests little I'm just gay kek
>>709468331
Wow that autocorrect
>>709468383
are you into best bigs, then?
>>709468497
You know it.
>>709468157
I guess there are two English guys in this thread
>>709468621
same, call me ;)
>>709459876
>tfw you were actually pic related at one point in time
>>709468767
Tell us how it was anon. What was it like being a small dog
>>709468735
Sounds like a party.
>>709468742
Just shouted. No reply.
>>709469130
We used to dominate the world, now let us dominate your ass ;)
>>709469238
Sounds reasonable. I would post ass here but I wonder if people would get butthurt over an actual round smooth butt instead of cartoon round smooth butts
>>709469222
try again. also checked.
>>709469379
This thread is 90% me posting shota, and 10% someone else posting occasionally. Post your butt, as the 90% what I say goes.
>>709469524
>>709469428
Those trips were lit.
>>709469524
Alright here you are. I have more if people are down
>>709469677
trips AND dubs? what a world!
>>709467586
Oh no that is a terrible idea this is precision work I'm doing. Last time I got drunk at work I almost set the place in fire and broke a $3000 mill machine
>>709469677
You have a great ass, fuckable and smooth. You're a cutie
http://imgur.com/a/pS6iu
Have some of me
>Should I?
>>709468735
No one English guy I was just trying to poke fun at him. I do have an accent, but it's pretty terrible
>>709468984
I was 15 when I let out chocolate lab mount me after trying to prep myself with various things, It felt good but I don't think I've ever regret doing something more in my life I immediately jumped up and threw him off me and ran inside, spent 45 minutes in the shower on way-too-hot and hen another 20 afterwards just staring at myself in the mirror.
3/10 would not reccomend letting your dog pound your yound boipucci
>>709471047
Clearly you were doing it wrong
>>709470676
Gracias! Here's some more. I won't post more after this though probably though so as not to dilute the thread. Beautiful dick btw
>>709471022
Its a long one......
Still not committed yet, you can still say no
>>709471259
Totally, it's a slow thread. Go for it
>>709471047
Why'd you regret it? The shame or something physical?
>>709471134
Thanks anon. I love your ass, my dick and your butt are a match made in heaven
>>709471777
God damn it is. I just came back and nothing happened the whole time....
Alright I think I'll make it through then
>>709471946
Good boy, looking forward to it
>>709472056
Kek... kinky
>>709471777
%110 shame. I hated myself so much afterwards that I couldn't even face family for like a week, then I was depressed for a while
>>709471923
I guess so :*
Oh sure now that I'm starting to get busy this thread kicks off
>>709456589
I'm in southern Oregon, I'm down for some ;)
>>709472011
>>709472109
>Not full colour
>>709472337
I hope you're feeling okay now anon. We're here if you need to talk
>>709473087
>too cute to handle
>original gameboy .... color
Also my 21 is a duplicate. I'm not skipping one dont worry
>>709473050
I fucked up my reply>>709473370
>>709473429
Bitch nothing's too cute for me to handle
>>709473733
Show me your cutest!!!
>>709473822
Have some catboy
spent 3 hours on doing shit
>>709474256
>>709474256
Yes good, but I need MOAR CUTE!
I'm on hour 4 right now. What shit were you doing?
>>709474312
Doing what?
>>709474383
MORE CUTE
>>709475305
You can cute better!
>>709475305
And we are done
>>709475395
>>709475441
What was that called? I'm curious.
>>709475474
That one is just sexy :P
>>709475525
I cant remember. The folder name was this though
Luke_To_Meisou_Otona
>>709475305
uni
>>709475751
Have some pure, 100% cute, no sexy
>>709476460
Daaaawwww that's a winner :)
>>709476000
Fun times what are you taking?
you want some more of me?
>>709477200
memes
>>709477317
Sure. Let me see that cute little dick
>>709477325
Sounds hardcore
>>709477423
me in my panties
ill get to my little dick in a few
>>709477325
Ah a /pol/ university student
>>709477564
Finally done with work, time to get drunk
well I did my job. I'm off to bed. Night friends
>>709478078
Have fun engineer
>>709478522
Sadly no one around to have fun with. My usual bartender isn't working and this place is dead for some reason
>>709478926
No it ain't mister
>>709479365
I should get back into the dating game. That way I can always have a drinking partner on hand
>>709478926
Oh lol I didn't meant this thread I meant the bar
Anyone want to start a fresh one or should I?
>>709480749
If anyone is interested
>>709480164
I wouldn't mind filling that role mister
>>709462744
HNNGH
