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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>709367162

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed
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>>709379474
HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN DONE YET! WE STILL HAVE A WHOLE NOTHER MONTH! UNLESS YOU'RE GIVING ME EGGNOG, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
>>709379356
How was today mang?
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>>709379474
claimed
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>>709379746
who the fuck is that?
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>>709379262
Fine whatever you say
Maybe, but if not i can probably order one
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>>709379864
The girl from that one shot in the Pokemon opening.
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>>709379665
Pretty decent. Didn't do much except routine. Made Silat and Grunbeld is dark souls 3. How about you?

>hugs makoto
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>>709379665
YOU AMERICANS HAVE WAY TOO MANY HOLIDAYS YOU DUMBFUCK LAZY SHITS
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Ro claimed! <3

YES SHE'S A CHILD BECAUSE I'M A DISGUSTING LOLICON FITE ME IRL 1V1

Hugh sorry, she's just so kiot
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still here
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Akatsuk!!
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>>709379866
Blame my work!
>Although I'd stay up that late for a certain someone anyways.
They're like, $20 over here. So they shouldn't be too pricey. And the quality isn't half bad, mine's still going strong after a year.

>>709379986
Sila- wha?
I was working on the car today. Got 2 of like, 10 bushings done. And they were the easiest ones. Gunna try and make it over to my dads with a lot of time to spare tomorrow and try to finish it all up. Otherwise, it's bike to work, and then a lack of sleep for the week to get it done.

>>709380076
FUCK YOU KANGROO FUCKER! JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING EGG NOG!

>>709380135
Isn't she a submarine?

>>709380213
DATABASE DATABASE
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>>709380149
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>>709380271
ILL GIVE YOU EGGNOG. MADE FRESH IN MY BATHTUB.
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>>709380271
Oh boy you must be really tired at work now. At least you're getting it fixed. How many shekels is the fix gonna cost? Silat is a berserk character that is an antagonist at first.
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>>709380553
A WHOLE BATHTUB OF NOG?! FUCK YA!

>>709380741
Nah, no work tonight. Tomo... well, TECHNICALLY tonight, I go back in. And free, that's in my late-grandpas driveway. Dad's helping me with it.
http://imgur.com/a/Vbfa4
>I've also been hooning on these tires
How I'm not dead, I'll never know.
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>>709380427
hm?
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>>709380918
IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN CONTAMINATED
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>>709380925
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>>709380918
Holy shit. I'm surprised your tires didn't fall of man, what the fuck. It's almost as bad as when my axle broke when I got off the freeway.
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Shinobu
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>>709381149
words anon type them
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Shitpost
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>>709381112
BUT WHY?!

>>709381296
>Axle
>Broke
How the fuck did you even Nonon?! Like, literally how?

>>709381606
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>>709381502
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>>709381869
Ruga-chan it's best chan
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>>709381869
I dunno man. It was a shitty truck that my uncle bought me awhile ago. That thing struggled to climb hills. I exited the freeway and started hearing my car rumble and used my mom's insurance to tow it to a shop, the said the axle broke and that I stopped in time. That thing looked like a snapped twig
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>>709382071
ok then guess not
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>>709381606
I think that's probably the closest to a lewd i've seen you post, toy.
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Phone hot as fuck for no reason. Later
>10% battery down in 15 minutes
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>>709382362
Hmmm, might've been the differential that gave out. Was it directly in the center?
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>>709381869
BECAUSE I SAID SO
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Onodera claimed.
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>>709382666
ROREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>709382665
No, it was a little to the side. The mechanics said it was probably caused by years of poorly handling speedbumps and potholes
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>>709382965
CONSIDER THE CONTAMINATION JUST EXTRA LOVE AND YOU'LL BE FINE
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>>709383163
Hmmm, if it was real old, probably had a live rear axle then. That's scary m8, glad you made it safe.

>>709383171
THATS BOT HOW THAT WORKS! YOU CAN DO THAT FOR A LOT OF THINGS, BUT NOT THE NOG!
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>>709383390
ILL DO WHAT I WANT TO THE NOG! NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE BATHTUB NIGNOG.
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>>709383456
YOU ARE A NIGNOG YOU FUCKBUCKET!
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>>709383599
YOU FOOL! YOU WERE THE NIGNOG ALL ALONG!
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>>709383390
I'm glad too. Imagine if that happened while I was on the freeway, wew. I'm so tired! Auuuugh!
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>>709383708
THAT MAY BE SO BUT YOURE STILL A FUCKBUCKET!
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>>709383870
Hello slutty maid.
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>>709383764
Why can't you go to sleep yet?
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>>709383974
hello oniichan
>>709384144
whats up?
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>>709383820
I NEVER DENIED THAT
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>>709384313
My dick
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>>709384080
I'm about to, I was working on an essay. Cause that's what I say!

Nighty Makoto! Hope your car gets fixed by next week!
>kisses makoto nighty
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>>709384337
FCKR

>>709384436
Night Nonon! Sleep well!
>Wew~
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>>709384313
How are you?
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>>709384419
ready for me?
>>709384945
I'm alright, just lying in bed
how are you?
>>709386366
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>>709380135
It's alright, she's actually a decades old ship. I'm happy about you picking the best Ro.

>>709386366
Morning.
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>>709386496
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>>709386496
I'm alright. Just lying in bed, a little bored.
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>>709386537
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>>709386931
>>709386531
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>>709386973
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claimed
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Morning!

>>709379965
The lass type trainer?
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>>709387051
Cuuuute.

>>709386973
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>>709387230
>>709387051
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>>709387230
>calls someone cute
>is cute
>>709387314
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>>709387447
>>709387447
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Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
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>>709387666
roll
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>>709387666
Roll
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>>709387764
re-roll
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>>709387666
Should drink ethanol from your roll alone.
Roll.
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>>709387804
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>>709388082
Re-roll
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>>709387616
>>709387616
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>>709388267
>>709388267
>>709388267
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>>709388344
>>709388344
>>709388344
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>>709388191
good morning
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>>709388669
>>709388669
>>709388669
Goldfish a cute.
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>>709388696
>>709388763
Good morning you two. How are you guys doing this morning/afternoon?
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>>709388779
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>>709388779
It's the only one I have :(
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https://youtu.be/E2qLD9c3Gq4
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>>709388876
started out rather meh
but i just got a notification that a foreign package has been delivered to my post office, adressed to me
so its probably my yuno merch and i am hyped as fuck
did you sleep good?
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>>709389004
Its a interesting person in a uninteresting thread.
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>>709389004
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>>709389179

So much truth.
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>>709389207

>tfw you sleep two hours and then you feel refreshed the whole day
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>>709389064
Oh shit son! Get hyped!
I'm slept pretty wrll, not long enough though. Totally didn't stay up way too late watching anime or anything.
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>>709389004
Smoking alone in a night walk core.

>>709388885
I'm sure a lot of people here don't even have one.
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>>709389297
the problem is i really dont want to go out
oh the problems of being anti social
you gotta learn from my mistakes man
any important classes today or can you slack off today?
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>>709389303

My tabacco high quality
It bring every girl to my door

except I don't accept any girl
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>>709388876
It ws alright. Work went surprisingly well. I got an email saying my lootanime should be coming in soon so that's exciting. I also got accepted to voice act for a minecraft character for an upcoming series so I'm pretty excited!
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>>709389521
Heh, it's like a lure?

My tobacco is the poor man's choice. Because fuck spending more than 4€ per ounce when I just want it to get the hash burning.

So... does Burial also put you in the design mood or something?
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カラミチーマス
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>>709389269
The best feeling
>>709389303
That's probably true
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>>709389824

I got 175g for 20 euro.

It doesn't, I just like to smoke and chillax drinking tea when I'm listening to it.
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>>709389478
Need to get over it for that sweet waifu merch. Not that I'm one to talk.
Unfortunately today is my most busy day, so no slacking off.
>>709389722
Drawfag and a voice actor, Mr. Renaissance man over here. That sounds pretty cool though. Getting paid for the part or just doing it for the fun of it?
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Pls die all of u.
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>>709390216
No u
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>>709390005
That's a good deal, I'd have to spend 50€ to get the same. Do you buy volumes or what?

It works for me but when it comes to coding I prefer something more relaxed like Echo Grid.
Either way chilling with Burial, smokes and tea is something I dig too.
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>>709390125
yea very true, might just get a haircut while im at it
but i was planning it all for tomorrow
oh fuck that sucks, good luck then
>that pic
so damn cute
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Twisting my weed and she rolling my swisher

>>709389892

True dat.
Alicee

>>709390364

I buy bags.

And yeah, I drank more tea than water these days, to be honest.

Also listened to a lot of Wiz Khalifha, Lamar, Kudi and Desiigner.

I'm turning black inside.
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Hey goyims, what's up?
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>>709391197
It's a quiet night
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>>709391284
its 2pm
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>mfw thisi thread
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>>709390578
Then those are some huge bags, I need to see if I can find those here.

What tea do you drink? I usually drink raspberry or citrus and jasmine during night.

I would give a lot to have a sesh with you were we smoke and drink tea to whatever music we feel like listening.

Lately I'm kinda stuck in what got me into shoegaze in the first place, My Meme Valentine, Candy Claws, Astrobrite and some electronic/Japanese gaze thrown in there.

Your next step to become a black man is to praise chicken and watermelon. Seems like you're in a hip-hop phase but I'm surprised you're not much into Aesop and Eyedea anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eRrWfUjr40
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>>709391284
What time is it over there?
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>>709391351
It's actually 3pm
But I meant it more as a joke
Y'know, quiet silent night?
>>709391445
^
How are you Galil
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>>709391491
I took the day off work because my back hurt and I could barely get up
Heating pads are a gift from God himself
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>>709391491
i don't
cut me anyway
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>>709391491
feed me breakfast yuno
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>>709391581
Oh that sucks something happened?
Yes they're great, got someone to take care of you though?
>>709391659
I'd rather not
>>709391715
I mean sure, I make a mean omelette
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>>709391373

I can't really listen to emotional rap like Eyedea's when I'm high. It gives me really deep toughts and feelings, and I'm not listening for myself, but because normies like this kind of stuff.

Well, I guess I will always prefer Ride over meme popular shoegaze.
I mean, is a classic aswell, but whatevs.

And yeah, it would be fun, maybe we will have the ocassion in the future.

I have exactly this bag.
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>>709391976
feed me lunch? :o
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>>709391976
Nope, just woke up like this.
I'm doing it myself, I'm a proud, independent black woman
I suppose I could just jerk off all day long and play Skyrim.
>>709392008
Daily reminder that smoking is suicide
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>>709392161
whats the difference?
sure thing
>>709392230
thats annoying, perhaps you slept in a bad position
kek i bet you are but still getting up for drinks and such while your back hurts is annoying
>back pain
>jerking off
dont do it
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>>709392008
>I can't really listen to emotional rap like Eyedea's when I'm high. It gives me really deep toughts and feelings
I like that though, at least when I can take some time just for myself.
Marathoning Madoka while smoking pot between each movie was quite an amazing experience.

>I'm not listening for myself
Kinda expected it with all those normie names, but there's some amazing bands that normies can listen to easily, my selection is Gorillaz and Tame Impala but I think Aesop should be fine too.

>Well, I guess I will always prefer Ride over meme popular shoegaze.
I think we can count MBV, Slowdive and Ride as the big trio of memegaze, MBV is my favourite out of those because of the textures and fuzzy guitars. Slowdive is too mellow, even for me, Ride is great but not as fuzzy as MBV.

I'm gonna buy rolling papers, back in a few minutes.

>>709392230
Breathing is suicide too, oxygen will burn your cells and age you.
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>>709392496
lunch is had later in the day
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>>709392496
I fell asleep in my chair, which is probably it.
Yeah, its not so bad now though, I've been laying on the pad for an hour and a half almost. I think I'm going to make a corndog for breakfast.
BOI I BOUT TO DO IT
>>709392526
You fucker
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>>709392545
yea but if you wake up at 1pm there is no difference lunch is my breakfast
>>709392719
yea that is definitly it
>corndog for breakfast
everytime we talk i am amazed how american you are
maybe take some painkillers to get through the day?
DONT YOU DO IT
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>>709392526

I have filtres already, I just need to inject it in them.
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>>709393027
fair enough
will you make me dinner aswell?
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>>709393027
What's so American about that? I'm just out of sausage and chocolate chips so I can't make pancakes.
I will when I can find them, I need to stop leaving them sitting around
YOU CAN'T STOP IT
>>709393087
>filtres
What the fuck even, God damned Bongs.
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>>709393239
i wll make you anything sacho
what do you wanna eat?
>>709393260
its very american because not only are you the only country with corn dogs, i cant imagine eating something like that for breakfast
also do you need sausage for pancakes?
you dont have a cabinet behind your mirror?
i mean i dont but most Americans have
IM WARNING YOU
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>>709393260

We were talking about tabacco, you lacking attention mongol.
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>>709393685
>Other countries don't have corn dogs
Holy shit, it feels damn good to be an American.They're a perfectly fine breakfast food, especially with syrup.
I mean, you don't NEED them but I also don't need any of my guns, or my games.I just like them
No, I have a cabinet next to it though.
ITS HABBENING
>>709393778
Filters, not filters
Only the first half of that is true
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꒰•‧̫•ू꒱.
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>>709394156
'Murica fuck yea
wait i may be mistaken what a corndog is
its a sausage (usually a hot dog) coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick right?
how is that good with syrup?
alright i guess thats fair, opinions differ right?
you should store them in there
STOP IT YOU FOOL
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Will write words for (You)s
>>709394639
Yes, that's it.It just is, not as good as a sausage on a stick though (which is like a corndog, but with a sausage and not a hot dog and wrapped in a pancake instead).
Opinions may differ but mine is always the right one :^)
I should but that's a too much work
ITS TOO LATE
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>>709393685
make me something dutch :o
>>709394840
write cut me yuno
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>>709394564
Ooo killem
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>>709394995
Thank (You)
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>>709395351
Baaaaaww
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>>709394840
so its just a sausage on a stick? but why on a stick, why not just eat it?
typical american
how is that too much work? jeez you are even lazier than me
RIP YOUR BACK
>>709394995
want some hutspot bb?
its mashed potatoes and mashed carrots with some unions and bratwurst
its good
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>>709395421
Because the stick is for holding it, the same reason people like chicken legs better than breasts
I'm not that lazy
IT WILL RIP IN HEAVEN
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>>709395391
merry christmas
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>>709395421
sure bb
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>join BF1 game that my friend is in
>enemy team is winning
>by about 600-700 points
>my team isn't even at 200 yet
>and my entire team (32 people) consists mostly of retards that think they can use sniper rifles
>a majority of the scouts cant hit shit
>only ones that can are the two people in my squad that are scouts
>my friend is a support, me a medic
>keep trying to fucking rush to objective Alpha or Objective Bravo to at least capture a flag
>in the end, we get C but it didn't even fucking matter because our team was fucked from the beginning


In total the entire match time was about 12 minutes
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>>709395637
i will pray for your back
but i gotta go
see you around foxgun
>>709395942
swing by later. you know where to find me
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>>709396578
Bye Tsun Yun
>>709396439
What did you expect, honestly?
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>>709396741
For them to be at the very least be at 300 or 400 tickets

Was upsetting

Sad that most people can't hit across a valley at around 300 or so yards with an infantry bolt action gun though
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>>709390125
Just doing it for the fun of it~
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Dead thread.
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Dead community.
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Dead website.
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Ryuuko claimed.
Sick edition
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>>709398046
>>709398071
>>709398098
RIP

Am sorry.
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>>709398046
>>709398071
>>709398098
Dead miku.
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>>709398046
>>709398071
>>709398098
dead laptop
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>>709398395
Urusai! I will take care of my precious now.

>>709398307
She'll never die as long as I have her copy.
>knives are hot

>>709398209
F
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>>709398580
F is for friends who do stuff together?
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>>709398580
U IS FOR URANIUM BOMB.
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>>709398863
>>709398863
>>709398863
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