Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
doot
This is a moth.
I claim this moth
Here
>>709156751(Magma Admin)
Hey Courtney, feeling any better today?
>>709155737
Supergirl
>>709156993
mandatory cc claim
>>709156719
are you sure about that, it seems like everything heath ledgers joker did was done to break batman, which he did.
>>709156751
on it, will be back in about Ń̴̵̴̛̪̪̟̺͔͕̮̪̟̓̿͋̓̔ͬ̒̽̊ͤ͗ͯ͊͜u̸̶̸̗̤̹̦̭͙ͯͨ̓̍͗̍̈̏̐̉̓͆̋̚̕M̶̢̗̟̱̣̮̻͖̰͉̱̝͗̾͒ͣ̈̓͗͋͆̌̅̔̆͂́͆̚͘ͅb̡̈͑̾̓ͦ҉̹̱̟̱͖̖̰͙̻̣̣͙̮̳̳̥E̮̘̗̯͉̰͚̼͓ͩ̐̌̔̐͗ͮͧͣ̈ͬ́̀͝ͅr̵̵̟̦͈̮͎̭̺̝̦̦̖̩͆̆̃̊ͣ years
>>709157120
i thöught it was a möthe
>>709157201
yandere chan claimed
>>709156659
Why the barcode?
>>709156913
Nope, never have.
He is he pinnacle of American justice and the embodiment of freedom and everything I stand for.
Punisher is also nice, but I can't stand the "fanbase".
>>709156987
Nope
>>709157025
Fuck, I meant to last night but I passed out, sorry man.I'm doing it right now
>>709157120
whats wrong with lewd + loli?
If I really love her it should be okay, am I right?
>>709157251
neat. Claiming the queen of yanderes then.
oh boy...
this thread again.
>>709157288
Hitlerdubs
The barcode because she is a huge hitman fan :3
I played the new hitman with her and she wanted to get a tatoo. I loved her hair too much and thats the reason why she got the tatoo on her bald ass ^^
>>709157288
try giving it a chance, its a really fun series
kek you are a meme
ĩdk he is a bit too edgy for my taste
>>709157502
moning alice
>>709157228
No u
>>709157361
T-thats true~
Lolis are cute after all
>>709157502
Nap worked with no unwanted side-effects. Even slept 2 hours more than intended.
>>709157502
aliceu~
>>709157580
she loves it giving me feetjobs :3
and I enjoy it too
God damn it, I'm fucking Italy.
>>709157573
I'll watch it whenever I get a chance I guess
I am not a meme, I just think freedom is the most important thing in life and Captain America is freedom.
He's not that edgy in the good comics
>>709157717
Feet are gross
>>709157127
Yeah, much better. I took some medicine before heading to bed last night. Seems like its doing the trick.
>>709157204
Ok, good luck!
>>709157502
Hi Alice~
>>709158014
Pogo is ok I guess.
>>709157863
you are a pretty big meme dude
but did you know Capt. America is bad now
>
marvel went full sjw and made a white cis male a bad guy
also the main villain is basically Trump now
>yuno
>>709157863
handle it
>>709157717
I dont like feet but if she makes you happy then it must be real love
>>709158041
Cute butte
>>709158106
I love pogo
https://youtu.be/pAwR6w2TgxY
>>709158152
Where did her hat go?
>>709158149
Only because red skull has professor x's brain now and he used to to brainwash stebe
>>709158149
You aren't American, you don't get it
Nyet, that doesn't count
>>709158152
>Loli and feet
At least there's no scat
>>709158425
>>709158296
I'm not into feet stuff too but she is, if it makes her happy I can enjoy it too :)
>>709158425
whats scat?
>>709158296
Pogo is sick.
>>709158557
Nerd
>>709158635
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>709158660
I hope he feels better~
>>709158557
Thats the spirit, lolis are very romantic when it comes to doing things only the other partner likes
>>709158635
Boo boo
>>709158296
Thank you~
>>709158635
You dont wanna know ;~;
>>709158967
kek
You got me.
rate my loli
>>709159137
what is he begging for do you think?
>>709158660
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAuFAgHpzc
>>709159296
He is begging for pardon for getting her a malware.
>>709159301
This is my favourite track from them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMeP_ywgp9o
>>709158041
Glad to hear it! So what are you up to today? I'm waiting on the boss to get here for my orientation so I may drop out of thread soon.
>>709159069
More butte pls
>>709159137
Hehe
>>709159208
Lewd but cute. Would snuggle any time she asked me to/10
-
https://youtu.be/K121OG3O70U
>>709158296
I wore her hat :)
>>709159499
Good choice.
>>709159802
dude?? How did you turn of you sexuality???
please tell me I think I have a serious problem :/
i wish for the mothe to notice me
>>709159545
Not much, just cleaning my room to pass the time. I didn't think it'd be so messy ಠ_ಠ
>>709159802
Like this?
>
>>709159968
Well first you gotta type out a normal sentence that other can understand. Next u take eyeball out of that girls mouth, then you remove finger from puss puss
>>709160025
Noticed~
>>709160034
Yes .///.
カラミチーマス
>>709160295
ahahha :) I love how calm you are.
Okay, my question is: How do you not want to abuse lolis or other waifus?
I fapped to euphoria and I enjoyed it and now its turning into 3d gore :(
>>709160295
I hope that satisfies your butt desires
>>709160297
Hi Rem~
>>709160297
dude thats kawaii :)
>>709160034
Rooms always get messier the moment you decide to clean them. Pretty sure it's some kind of natural phenomenon or something.
L-lewd!
>>709159499
can't he just get his own computer? what is he doing going into other peoples computers and getting them malware?
>>709156993
>cock goes where?
>>709160682
Its even messier when you share a room with someone and they make most of the mess
>>709160953
Well, it's his computer bu that's where Miku is installed. She is a VST.
>>709160541
Everyone has something that turns them on, if you want to fap to hyperdeath untra gore then you have every right to. Just dont kill people because that hurts. Anime girls are just acting, they arent really dead~
>>709160573
It does a little bit, thank u
>>709161177
Nice double dubs fufufu
>>709161113
Beat the shit out of them.
>>709161113
Why the fuck aren't they cleaning then!?
>>709161177
Is there a dancing miku plugin? I need to find this.
>>709161177
oh yeah. that actually makes a lot of sense.
When you only have one class today and your professor ends class 30 minutes early in a 50 minute class
>>709161254
whats your fetish?
my fetish is gore and corpse abuse :(
>>709161417
http://www.geocities.jp/higuchuu4/index_e.htm
QOTT:Why don't you have a girlfriend?
>>709161254
You're welcome~
>>709161261
I'd love to, but I'm not that strong. I'm very scrawny haha.
>>709161388
To be honest, I'd want nothing to do with my roommate as he's annoying and every time we have a conversation, I'd rather kill myself. So I figured if I clean the room, I'd be too tired to deal with him
>>709161853
QOTP:
why are you asking?
>>709160573
Hiii
>>709160616
>
A little blood is always cute
>>709161685
I'll look into this. Thanks.
>>709161612
I like lovey dovey stuff and cuddling.
>>709161930
Her head is purple.
Her butte is nice.
She has a great fashion sense
Shes got it all~
>>709161977
Why are you asking why I'm asking?
>>709162167
Hi.
rate my waifu plz
>>709162277
FUCKING FURRY GET OUTTA HERE
>>709162125
How was your day today, beautiful~
>>709162128
Your head is purple too! Maybe you'll grow up to be beautiful too
>>709162439
Hi.
>>709162471
>
>>709162277
why are you asking why i am asking why you are asking?
>>709162602
I asked you first
>>709162535
How's the studying going?
>>709162715
no you didn't, you asked the thread.
answer my question
>>709162277
She has a fluffy cat butte. Also nice double dubs
>>709162450
Which one is the waifu?
One on the left is being very rude, why isnt she helping that poor girl? She looks hurt. I wonder who did that to her. Still cute/10. If the one on the right, shes very cute. Would nurse her back to health and love her tenderly/10
>>709162477
Oh wowe~
>>709162725
Pretty good.
How about you?
>>709162827
You aren't part of the thread?
Answer my question
>>709162865
Not a cat.
>>709162975
I don't study, never did
I've never failed though.
>>709163135
Me neither
>>709162998
Is she a bat? A rat?
>>709162998
exactly, i'm a human separate from this thread.
i asked you, using the thread, why you asked the thread a question.
now give me your answer.
>>709157573
>>709157618
>>709157638
>>709158041
Hello friends, sorry, I'm in class
>>709161853
Because I have a waifu that will never leave me.
>>709156993
She's mine
>>709163237
Fox
Here's more butt though, because you meant well
>>709163375
But she isn't real
>>709163250
You are participating in the thread, so you are part of the thread
Give me yours first
>>709163529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olRbG-9mfa0
Her voice is the one thing that breaks through.
She'll eventually break through this glass wall.
Just to be with me.
>>709162865
You look pretty enough already~
>>709163291
It's ok! How's class going?
Nami claimed
>>709163529
RIP Galil, you got Italy in Diplomacy
>>709163673
S3rl's MTC saga is a better love story.
>>709162477
For now, kinda boring. Nothing is really happening
>>709163529
how am i participating in the thread?
>rhetorical question, don't answer.
i'm cooking.
i am using the thread to contact those who are participating in the thread and those who are also using the thread. but i'm not a part of the thread, my posts are.
also why should i answer a secondary question when the first question is still to be answered?
>>709163673
You're waifu isn't real
Mine is though
>>709163752
Yeah, I know.Fuck Italy man, Italy is shit.
best girl
>>709164044
3D Slut
>>709163808
No.
>>709163917
It's okay if she's a fake I'll still accept her.
>>709163912
You nigger
>>709164044
3DPD
>>709164094
She doesn't exist
>>709163917
Especially compared to the glorious Russian empire >:^)
Best of luck against an experienced Austria and Turkey, you're going to need it
>>709164177
Existence is arbitrary and subjective.
>>709164177
resorting to name calling?
but i still don't have my answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fikv5ByrVyM
>>709164189
Russia a best
Cheeki breeki iv damke
Oh fuck, there's experienced players?I guess I better watch out for them
>>709164249
But its not
>>709164398
Rogonosets pedik
i mean please
>>709163723
Gasp
Wooooowe
>>709163529
Cute fox butte~
>>709161853
I did have one a few days ago i promise~
But i wasnt really looking for a relationship with her so i let her down gently. I think we're still friends we talked and laughed on the bus
>>709164177
Yes she does.
>>709161930
That sounds fucking awful, do you not have a friend that you can room with instead?
>>709161529
Lucky lucky!
>>709164436
is that bulgarian?
im sorry, i dont know that language.
could you translate it for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDcz3j9my4c
>>709164436
It seems that the eastern powers are all pretty experienced with the game whereas the western powers are relatively new. (little chance of a western triple THANK GOD)
i wish the mothe woulf fucc me
>>709164556
>556
Nice numbers
>>709164568
No, she doesn't.
>>709164613
Cuck fag
Its Russian BTW
>>709164704
I guess I'll just have to pray I don't lose right away
>>709164912
fucking furry
>>709164912
She'll always exist in my heart~
>>709164912
how interesting, russia has a word for cuck.
now, could you answer my initial question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n8troSSIhU
>>709163879
Surley there's something you could do to spice up your day.
>>709164556
I wish I had a headband as cute as yours~ can I have it?
>>709164601
Sadly I dont have a lot of friends irl. And the ones I do have, we all live in different cities.
>>709164912
The entirely depends on which way germany goes. If he moves west, he will occupy france while you can deal with Italy's usual Mediterranean diplomacy. But if Germany leaves France unchecked, it will likely lead to France entering the mediterranean and sandwiching you in a terrible situation.
My job has its own discussion board and I've just been fucking around on it all day
I'm getting paid to shitpost :o
>>709165504
Post dubs and dubs2 on that board.
>>709164912
Oh man i was so close
>>709165268
Oh, this isnt a headband, those are her moth antennaes. Tsukasa is a moth. But she does wear a headband over her antennae when she goes outside, you can have some of those~
>>709165504
Never flip those!
Also im about to watch episode 5. What a great anime, its so comfy. Happy birthday tsukasa and the other one with the long hair!
>>709165635
as long as it gets approved by the admin :o
>>709166110
never
glad you're liking it
gets better and better as we meet new characters
>>709166110
m:othe
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Roll+a+wizard/funny-pictures/5563044#d6908f_5562600
rollerino
>>709165268
I feel you there. Sorry to hear that.
>>709166791
roller
>>709166212
TSUKASA
A
CUTE
>>709166761
möthe
>>709166992
ehtom
>>709166110
Oh thank you möthe~ I'll be looking forward to it
>>709166821
Its ok. Thank you though
>>709166791
For some reason I am a video game.
Oh well, what a coincidence, since I am getting into game dev at the moment~
>>709166791
Rolling for you
>>709167305
Woah at first i didnt understand and i was going to post tsukasa making a very confused expression which would symbolize my confusion, but suddenly my shitposting brain reversed the words, and i realized that the words spelled out mothe when reversed by my brain isnt that cool? So now im no longer confused so i can post a happy tsukasa
>>709167571
*fluffs
>>709167786
Cynthia a cute
>>709168070
silly shitposting mothe
>>709167786
>>709167571
A lot of poke-waifus, eh? :^)
>>709165268
Shoot up a school.
Jk I dunno what to do
>You will never bayonet charge the British for freedom
Why even live
>>709165075
>
>>709165144
But not IRL
>>709165159
Of course they do
You first.
>>709165316
Shiieeeeet.I guess I'll just pray.
>>709165504
You lucky fag
>>709166110
I like 556 better than 555 anyway
>>709168070
>>709168373
Well, you know, there are a lot of cute girls, but I just liked her the most~
>>709168679
Is this IRL or Is this just fantasy?
Open your eyes and seeeeeee
>>709168544
Well I mean you coulddd, but nothing good would come from it.
>>709168373
Of course! Poke girls are beautiful.
>>709167786
Oh nice! What programs have you used so far?
>>709168070
Ahhh so cute~
>>709168957
You won't see your waifu, because she's just digital, and not physical.
Mine is though, get rekt
>>709168369
I never shitpost and i always look both ways before crossing the street
>>709168913
Shea very cute. But why does she like to put easter eggs in her hair?
>>709169076
No u
>>709169223
Is your waifu the gun or the bottle?
Or maybe the hand?
>>709169094
Why thank you best eyes, but if your goal is to eventually have me fully leave this place you're doing it wrong.
>>709169223
Pray fox, pray for your land to not get taken.
Pray for your soldiers to not die in a fire.
Pray for your ships to not sink in a storm.
For I am your bane. I am your end.
>>709169411
I just couldn't let you sit there all alone~
>>709169408
The gun silly
>>709169418
Fag
>>709169408
i always shitpost :O
>>709169699
meany
>>709169545
Take some ice cream as thanks and to settle your stomach
Shiro claimed.
QOTT: Would you rather claim your waifu for yourself or claim Jerusalem on behalf of the true faith?
>>709169923
fuckface
>>709169997
I will claim Italy.
>>709169408
I wonder what would happen if we swapped clothes?~
>>709169923
Govorite, pozhaluista, po-angliiski.
>>709169991
But I still have the issue with my card, can't afford icecream.
>>709170122
nyet idi v jopu
>>709170072
>Italy
Worse claim than Kirino.
>>709169699
Bang bang
>>709169743
Thats good! Me too~
>>709170083
*fluffs harder
I would probably see a butte
>>709169997 (You) (You)
>>709169997
Jerusalem is already under Israeli control though
>>709170006
Kiddy diddler
>>709170122
EnglishTransliterateKakogo khrena ty prosto grebanyy obo mne govoryat, ty, malen'kaya suka? YA budu imet' vy znayete, ya zakonchil vershinu moyego klassa v Navy Seals, i ya prinimal uchastiye v mnogochislennykh taynykh naletov na Al'-Kaidy, i u menya yest' boleye 300 podtverzhdennykh ubiystv. YA trenirovalsya v gorilly voyny, i ya verkhney snayper vsego vooruzhennykh sil SSHA. Vy nikogda nichego dlya menya, no prosto yeshche odna tsel'. YA istreblyu vas nakhuy s tochnost'yu, podobnykh kotorym nikogda ne videli ran'she na etoy Zemle, pomyanite moi grebanyye slova. Vy dumayete, chto vy mozhete uyti s vyskazyvaniyem, chto der'mo ko mne cherez Internet? Podumayte yeshche raz, svoloch'. Kak my govorim YA obrashchayus' k moyey sekretnoy seti shpionov cherez SSHA i vash IP trassiruyetsya pryamo seychas, chtoby vy luchshe podgotovit'sya k shtormu, lichinku. Shtorm, kotoryy unichtozhayet zhalkiy malen'kuyu veshch' vy nazyvayete vashu zhizn'. Ty chertovski mertvym, malysh. YA mogu byt' v lyubom meste, v lyuboye vremya, i ya mogu ubit' vas v boleye semisot sposobami, i eto tol'ko s golymi rukami. Malo togo, ya aktivno trenirovalsya v rukopashnom boyu, no u menya yest' dostup ko vsemu arsenalu morskoy pekhoty Soyedinennykh Shtatov, i ya budu ispol'zovat' yego v polnoy mere, chtoby unichtozhit' vashu zhalkuyu zadnitsu s litsa kontinenta, vy nemnogo der'ma. Yesli by vy tol'ko znali, chto bezobraznaya rasplata vash malen'kiy "umnyy" kommentariy byl o tom, chtoby obrushit' na vas, mozhet byt', vy by proveli svoy grebanyy yazyk. No vy ne mogli, vy etogo ne sdelali, i teper' vy platite tsenu, vy proklyatyy idiot. YA budu srat' beshenstvo vse nad vami, i vy budete tonut' v nem. Ty chertovski mertv, detka.
>>709170072
You better not
>>709170579
Bang bang indeed
Lab is finally done. Exam on Wednesday
>>709170402
Heresy, but the good kind of heresy.
>>709170664 (Grüß)(Gott)
>>709170709
ENTARTETER IRRER!
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>>709170760
You seem down
>>709170780
Wonder
>>709170299
Hi shiro!
>>709170579
You'd look cute in Admin clothes!
>>709170780
Hi Alice~ How was the lab?
>>709170709
Nyet
>>709170709
I love that English Translate Navy Seals Copy Pasta Yes.
And I will...
>>709170865
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>709170865
You're just mad that you will never fight for the IDF because you're too unhealthy :^)
>>709171071
She's so cute
>>709171153
Oh...
>>709171056 K(You)teko
Claimed
>its thunderstorming in SoCal. I don't wanna work today
Hello all
>>709171577
>California
Ew, why?
>>709171410
Waiting is dude in the left just to be clear
>>709171577
HELLEW TALI!!
>>709171658
I.. ta.. ly..
>>709170976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjMflvCJqo
>>709171864
i... ta... ly...
>>709171197
We're only unhealthy because you poison our wells, Sozialdemokrat!
>>709171658
My wifes family lives here and high min wage. Literal only reasons
>>709171197
Your character is as well. Catgirls are a cute!
>Proceeds to sketch Courtney as a catgirl
>>709170976
Hello Yuuko, how are you?
>>709171071
Wasn't too bad, finished the lab really quickly which is nice. The lecture took forever though
>>709171841
This answers very little
>>709172453
Space balls
>>709172470
Doing fine here. Confident about the test?
>>709172273
I have friends in NoCal. Only reason I'd cosider moving there tbh
>>709169076
Nah. I'm too Asian to shoot up a school. Need my education
>>709172241
Bruder. Für das deutsche Reich!
>>709172674
NoCal isnt as bad as Socal though
>>709172835
>>709172835
cynthia is a great wiafu tbh (not top tier tho)
>>709171918
?
>>709172241
If you can not defend even a well, how will you defend the Holy Land?
>>709172273
I'd recommend moving whenever possible
>>709172327
Galil is a fox
>>709173127
Furry
>>709173034
My real waifu is something like this tbh
http://66.media.tumblr.com/f7ff950e6b0a65c22faa592211051141/tumblr_nz0137Bdsh1t3wiiko1_1280.jpg
Nino
>>709170780
Labs are soooo annoying, how do you survive?
>>709156993
i wish could have my fantasies happen with my waifu in VR
please spread the love and share this and give this nigga some subs so he can build a pc that supports hentai VR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrzmg5TeeA8
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1477/334/1477334017512.jpg "Syndra [62]")
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