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>Autistic Skyscraper
The rules are as follows:
>FIRST DUBS after update chooses next action for the civilization
>IF THAT FIRST DUBS IS A TRIPS OR HIGHER good fortune for civ
>IF 69, unknown event
Check the updates. This gets pretty intense guys, so don't hold back.
Op doesn't let his world die easily.
>Sedwick lives.
>Population: 4
>Resources: 20 (-4 per turn)
>Status: stable
shameless self bump until the marauders come through
>>709116581
Become shut in NEETS
Never leave the apartment. Never leave their rooms.
>>709117028
good one, but they are indeed trapped on the roof
>>709116581
Everyone become monstergirls and breeds into a population of 20 people.
UPDATED IMAGE, sorry I forgot to enlarge.
>Population: 4
>Resources: 20 (-4 per turn)
>Status: stable
>>709117260
Cannabalization
They must be getting hungry trapped on a roof. Pick someone to eat.
>>709117322
Even though they had plenty of resources to stave themselves off, they decide it's a good idea to eat jim, the weakest link.
>Population: 3
>Resources: 20 (-3 per turn) (+4 for eating Jim)
>Status: zombie like
>>709117634
Preserve the body from the elements
Use the bones for shelter
>>709117634
buld shelter, and think of ways to harvest the exhaust for power
>>709117919
good idea
>>709117634
Everyone breeds til 20 people and become monstergirls.
>>709117634
They practice wizardy and alchemy in hope to create new resources
>>709118122
The remaining people have taken up wizardry and alchemy!
They didn't want Jim to know their plans and studies, but good things for the future!
They all become Blue Mages!
>Population: 3
>Resources: 17 (-3 per turn)
>Status: spellbinding
>>709117634
>>709118526
nah. here comes the dragon instead
>>709118816
>.709116581
kek, nice try
>>709118526
They use their magic to turn into monstergirls and breed their population to 30 of em.
>>709119011
The wizards use their astral energy to conjure up 27 monstergirls. The resources are in danger if nothing will be done to help.
>Population: 30
>Resources: 14 (-30 per turn)
>Status: thriller
>>709118526
Beat up the roof top to show it what for
>>709119436
Conjure up 30000000 resources.
>>709119436
The monsters feel suicidal and jump
>>709119436
The people suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole
>>709119553
This
>>709119670
Roll
>>709119670
Rolling
>>709119553
Roll
>>709119670
This one OP
>>709119670
Op right here
>>709119553
Rolling
>>709119670
Less go
>>709119670
Come onnnn
>>709119553
roll
>>709119670
>>709119670
Dubs now
>>709119553
Rolll
>>709119553
roll
>>709119670
Coooo
>>709119436
Plane crashes into building in background
>>709119955
Winrar
>>709119955
Winrar op
>>709119553
rollling
>>709119670
>>709119955
Op theres a winrar
>>709119436
DRAGON ATTACK
>>709119955
wasted
>>709119670
>>709119955
Op lets gooooo mmake it happen
>>709120117
What do you mean wasted? You're wasted.
>>709119670
>>709119955
Come on op
Andy sixx's asshole isnt gonna suck itself
Dragons killed and drops 200 resources and 34 dildos as loot.
>>709120200
wasted again
>>709119670
>>709119955
>>709120166
Its now double dubs
>>709119955
The wizards conjure Andy Biersack right from a concert.
He bends over and proceeds to shit, and the monstergirls form a prompt line to extract it with their mouths.
>Population: 31
>Resources: 0 (-31 per turn)
>Status: whatwhatinthebutt
>>709120265
roll
>>709120286
>>709120090
a plane smashes into the building killing them all
>>709120286
The people build a giant statue in tribute to andy sixxs generous asshole
>>709120286
meant andy sixx my bad fellers
>>709120286
The blue mages conjure Infinity amount of resources.
>>709120286
The people build a statue in the form of a giant log of shit
>>709120464
Rollin
>>709120286
HAMBURGER MEATEOR.
>>709120464
Gogogo
>>709120286
The group conjures an infinite amount of resources, but as a drawback the sky is changed to an image of a nickelback album
>>709120395
reroll
>>709120286
>>709120449
Reroll
>>709120286
A dragon gets jealous and lands on the ledge and shits on everyvody and andy sixx eats some of it
>>709120592
Roll
>>709120286
>>709120449
Rerolll
Monstergirls learn feminisim, decide not to share hamburger meteor, elder wizards die
>>709120592
Going for this
The civilization experiments with psychedelic mushrooms, half have bad trips and are locked away in the loony bin. The rest of the population find the answers to the universe and start building Buddhism temples.
>>709120592
Hehe
>>709116581
Put all autists in ground, create potato farm for extra food
>>709120677
Wasted
>>709120677
Wasted
>>709120677
Wasted.
>>709120733
wasted
>>709120677
Close enough.
>>709120677
Wasted
>>709120677
Wasted!!
one of the mages is Donald trump and he is elected as the president of the rooftop. He builds a wall
>>709120844
Wasted
Half of the group adopts Nazi Ideology and moves to the other side of the rooftop
>>709121057
Rolling
>>709121122
Wasted
>>709121122
wasted
>>709121131
/every civ thread
>>709121131
Reroll
>>709121057
Roll
>>709120677
After their run through with psychedelic shrooms, half of them have bad trips and are thrown into a makeshift prison. 6 monstergirls die from starvation and the prisoners aren't looking too good either. The remaining able-bodied patrons in the bar begin to build temples for buddhism after claiming to know the secrets of the universe from the shroom trips. Andy Sixx is still getting his asshole sucked out
>Population: 25
>Resources: 0 (-25 per turn)
>Status: mutiny
Rooftop splits in half, men on the right, women on the left.
>>709121303
Infinite resources are spawned by blue mages.
>>709121303
Prisoners turned into food by wizards.
Buddhism temples lead to spiritual knowledge, rooftop is lifted in search of heavin in skies just to find Andy Biersack having a rectal prolapse
>>709121303
andy sixx uses the power of the booty god to get
unlimited resources
Civilization is still zombie so they eat the prisoners
>>709121303
Gandhi appears with the gift of nuclear weaponry
Andy sixx gets taken away and killed by a giant bee
>>709121303
nuclear bomb kills them all
>>709121551
roll
Food box is summoned by wizards. Infinite food, thus infinite population potential.
Aliens come and kill all but two
>>709121633
oh shit son
>>709121633
Detsaw
>>709121633
roll
>>709121920
what?
>>709121551
Rolll
Aliens are secretly North Koreans, and set up army bases on roof top preparing war with silly america
Atmosphere turns toxic because of fumes from rotting bodies, sky becomes brown
>>709122236
can see where your originality stems from
>>709121633
A visitor enters the atmosphere and wreaks holy wrath upon our rooftop dwellers.
Laser beams line the sky as all are vanquished, save for two Blue mages who were able to fend off the UFO.
One lowly mage dies in the onslaught, and Andy Sixx lies face first in his own feces.
>Population: 2
>Resources: 0 (-2 per turn)
>Status: victory
>>709122470
infinite sex resources take over new skyscraper and rape aliens
Aliens rape the last two people. They hatch four inter species Alien/Human creatures that only live off red bull and homosexuals
>>709122470
mages fuck and have triplets
>>709122470
One sex changes (if they aren't already different gendered) and they fuck and have a lot of kids.
>>709122099
Kek
A resource generator is airlifted to the roof. It generates +10 resources every turn.
>>709122684
Reroll
>>709122684
Rolll
>>709122470
Eat the bodies
>>709122569
Mfw I get two doubles and a 69 on my first night back on /b in years
Use the bodies for food resources. Conjour up monster girls
One of the wizards summons a harem (5) of succubi
The rest of the civilization grow 100 marijuanas. Enough for hemp shirts/ropes/kites and enough ganja to last 3 non violent turns. Jah bless.
>>709122599
The two mages reproduce and have 5 kids!
Too bad they havent eaten in ages!
A blue mage dies, and one of the kiddies.
>>709122569
>69
?????
The sky darkens
>Population: 5
>Resources: 0 (-5 per turn)
>Status: ripdad
>>709123207
But how did he summon them?
Use the bodies for food resources. Conjour up monster girls
One of the kiddos finds a bag of marshmallows and hides it from the others.
Two of the kiddos build a rocket
>>709123254
Mage teaches kids in the art of sorcery, they all become mages.
Use all dead bodies as fertilizer for a farm.
The remaining mage reads into the creation of the philosopher's stone and produces it using one of his kids.
With it he produces 300 resources with all the corpses.
the Mage is Joe rogan and this has been an episode of fear factor thanks for watching
>>709122684
Reroll even though I already got dubs
Use dead bodies to lure pigeons and use them as a steady source of resources
>>709123532
damn, i want this. roll
>>709123512
roll
>>709123532
roll for this
>>709123621
Roll
The kids are too distracted with their new iPhones to pay attention to the mage's teachings, he dies a slow and lonely death
Dark skies, winter is coming, Gods demand a sacrifice, a virgins heart in exchange for 300 resources and a starbucks.
>>709123512
rolld
Aliens return with 250 potatoes
>>709123254
They eat the corpses. Also incest happens
>>709123878
Reroll
Suddenly it rains penises. Resorting to anything they can they eat these penises.
They find two cows, a beached whale and a German shepard
Conjure dildos and sell them on the market
>>709123960
reroll
>>709123878
Roll for this
>>709123254
Eat the bodies already! Food abounds!
>>709123960
Roll
Population grows by four as a tribe of African savages join the civilstion
>>709123604
Reroll
>>709124154
Reroll
>>709124198
Reeeeeeeeroll
>>709124033
C H E C K E M
Japan invades a builds new Tokyo
>>709123844
The remaining mage teaches his children how to perform sorcery, and they too become mages.
The round up all of the cadavers and use it for fertilizer for a rooftop farm.
>Population: 5
>Resources: 2 (+2 per turn)
>Status: enchanted
>>709124222
>get trips
>get ignored
Wow
the mages make another child and train them to be a druid so that they may make animals and plants for food.
A kike manages to steal all the resources.
>>709124231
Rerorrrrr
>>709124306
Someone got dubs before you autist
>>709124348
reroll for this hoy hoy hoy
literal fecal matter rains from above, turning all mages to niggers
>>709124306
read the post. first dubs after update .
>>709124400
Damn jews
>>709124393
Trips>Dubs
The Spanish arrive and set up a pub, Mexican wrestling and a taco stand
>>709121057
>>709121299
Da fuck OP! This please!
>>709124455
Double dubs lie
>>709124511
dubs of truth
>>709124336
reroll
>>709124427
See >>709124455
Also double dubs should get me something at the very least.
OP STEP YO GAME UPPPPP
gays got bombed
using their combined power, they create a pocket dimension of infinite size to house their farm. more space for rooftop, same amount of resources
>>709124336
gonna keep rerolling
>>709124648
Yout dubs are not strong enough to override double dubs.
>>709124668
roll
>>709124576
stop bitching
> aliens invade again this time befriending the mages and teach them inter galactic space travel
>>709122099
Stop missing duba 9's out you ass hole! Faggot fuck.
>>709124711
>>709124455
>>709124511
wasted dubs
>>709124400
but we got a get
>>709124711
Dubs can disprove dubs because the double dubs came after first dubs after update
>>709124800
All those dubs are rolling for a resource generator that OP doesn't want to add.
>>709124400
A jew parachutes from the sky and steals all of the turnips and potatoes our mage family were growing. Boo to him!
>Population: 6
>Resources: 0 (-6 per turn)
>Status: itsGassinTime
A group of sand niggers passing through the area decide to stop by thinking the wizards are friendly and will provide them shelter. Unbeknownst to the sandniggers, the wizards are aryans who do not wish to taint their land with niggers, and decide to ambush them while they sleep, as a result gaining all of their resources and learning the ability to make kebab from their farm which now has sufficient fruit and vegetables.
>>709124888
TRIPS!
>>709124808
You need a double dub or higher to negate it.
t. Meme king
>>709124888
TRIPZ
>>709124888
Roll incase trips not valid.
>>709124888
Respect.
>>709124888
Lawl.
>>709125033
GET GETS GET
>>709124888
FUCKING KEK
>>709125033
Op has no choice now.
>>709116581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDc8PVCvfKs
>>709125122
gtfo
>>709125033
>>709124888
NYEEEEEEZZ
Bump
Bump
>>709124888
A group of sandniggers pass by the area, and are immediately kill by our Blue Mage family.
They gain knowledge of the kebab spell.
Parachute Kike is still observing
>888
Tent shelter bonus and resource bonus!
>Population: 6
>Resources: 100 (+14 per turn)
>Status: allahu
Hurry the fuck up Op.
Jew exchanges gold coins for kebab then is killed. Mages purchase a missile with coins.
>>709125576
shut the fuck up, I don't see you drawing this by hand
>>709125543
A helicopter comes and drops off like 10 babies, then leaves.
>>709125543
Mages shoot fire at parachute kikes, take all resources and learn their jew magic. Gain infinite money
>>709125676
Reroll
>>709125716
Roll
OP your thread is shit!
You biased faggot fuck!
Also
Everyone is kill.
>>709125543
a sega dreamcast falls from the sky and kills the jew
Mages kill Jew. Moses comes and angrily ropes the rooftop in two, separating the mages
Neo from the matrix is seen jumping from skyscraper to skyscraper ans knocks the parajew out of the air by which he crash lands and the mages convert him into their slave.
>>709125807
Rips*
The Jew has a child and indocrinates them to be a new Jew on the land. During the teaching the baby jew hoards much of the food for him and his dad.
>>709125827
Kek roll
>>709125543
a ps2 falls from the sky and kills the jew
>>709125716
roll
>>709125678
Fuck yout fucking faggot.
It rains
>>709125543
Cast Gravity on Kike causing him to fall. We scan the kike and determine he has 20 HP, we do damage determined by the value of the doubles (22=2 HP) after this post, he leeches 10 resources every turn he is not killed, but when he is killed he grants 100 jewbucks and a map leading to a market.
Parachute Kike is triggered by the non-kosher kebabs.
Commits suicide by jumping off roof, drops his bag of shekels and dredle before jumping.
>>709125922
Winrar
OP HERE. I'm getting tired guys, so I'm calling for someone to end them all.
>>709125543
the jew kills the mages with his jew gold
>>709125922
Wasted
>>709125827
Roll
>>709125997
Drop niggernuke.
>>709125997
they all choke on dicks
>>709126007
getting more resources is never a waste.
>>709125827
Looool roll
>>>>709125543
they all die by the ugly barnacle
>>709125997
the jew sneezes and they all die
>>709125827
Pls
>>709125827
GET PLEASE
>>709126100
ching chong
>>709125678
Fucking faggot fuck! Kill thy self.
>>709125922
The mages kill the jew and absorb his mind spells.
Infinite Currency/resources aquired!
>Population: 5
>Resources: ---
>Status: ballin
>>709126254
the mages make more people, and begin work on a rocketship to escape the rooftop.
everyone is kill
>>709125997
THE MAKES ACCIDENTALLY CAST THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD SPELL. THEY STOP IT BY SUMMONING UP OP HIMSELF, AND SACRIFICE HIM TO THE GET GODS AND THEY ALL RAPE HIM AND FUCK HIM. HOWEVER, THE SACRIFICE WASN'T SUFFICIENT AND OP DIES IMPALED BY A THOUSAND NIGGER COCKS AND SO THE WORLD IMPLODES, ENDING THE STORY. THE END.
ALSO CHECK EM!
>>709126345
reroll
>>709126371
Holy shit roll
>>709126345
roll
They all feltch fart and their ass hole falls out. Everyone is bread.
>>709126345
rerolling
rolling
this roll is a get
>>709126345
rerollllllll
>>709126254
with unlimited resources, mages become too powerful.
with overwhelming power, they transcend the rooftop, and enter space. they go their seperate ways, in order to distribute the power. the next time the collide, the universe will end.
end of civilization
>>709126774
get, watch, right now.
>>709126345
they finish the rocket, and leave. the end
they all teleport off the building safely and go to burger king to have it there way.
>>709126698
>>709126371
Same. Rol
>>709126877
kekt and chekt
a good ending indeed
>>709126900
DINGDINGDING
>>709126900
Get to work op.
>>709126933
burger king came first
>>709126900
HE SEES DIS
>>709126767
>>709126738
>>709126689
>>709126671
That was a waste of time I forgot to load ctrl + V.
I was rolling for this.>>709126371
>>709126900
WINRAR
>>709126900
B saw it first
>>709126900
EL USUARIO NO DESTINIDO
>>709127012
>>709126993
>>709126973
>>709126933
burger king won before
>>709126900
Rip.
>>709126900
Done.
>>709126900
winrar!
Shame OP won't do it because he's a little faggot fag fag
>>709126900
Welp
>>709126900
He see
>>709127042
Get off my /b/ newfag
>>709126900
Zowwy
>>709127233
>>709126900
ANOTHER FUCKING GET
>>709127233
GET
>>709127233
>>709126900
>>709126900
WELLLL
>>709127233
Hurry the fuck up OP >>709126371>>709126900
Lets get this done so we can all get on with our lives.
>>709127233
>>709126900
>that's all folks
>>709126877
END
GG GUYS i'll go again some day where I can stay up longer
see ya
>>709127399
WELLL
>>709126900
WELLL
>>709127233
>>709127481
>>709126900
>>709127233
>>709127399
Stupid nigger
>>709127481
>>709126900
>>709127233
>>709127399
Fuck this guy
>>709127481
Cya later you fucking cock smoking little faggot.
>>709127481
No one join his next thread.
>>709127481
LOL I ain't coming to your thread after that move, faggot.
>>709127598
>>709127620
>>709127637
Burger king post literally the get RIGHT BEFORE that post
>>709127481
Yeah fuck him.
>>709127481
No one I'll miss you.
I'll do a thread if you guys want?
>>709127481
Fuck off.
>>709127481
FUCK OFFF
DId you guys seriously want that POST that bad?!? Jesus I'll do it.
Fucking inblants I just want to go to sleep
>>709127481
No one cares.
>>709127481
Leave.
>>709127481
Bitch.
>>709127481
What a pussy
>>709127481
Fuck this shit I'm out
>>709127824
Roll it out already then, faggot.
Rightfully end this op. You know how
True ending or op is forever a faggot
Eh I'll stick around for the rape
Ugh
