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gey
>favelabird
>>708847352
FEEL THE BURN
LOVE THE BURN
>>708847212
well 1hr and i goto gym, then i come back and cleanup and change, then i head over for pre drinks
>>708847402
Seems like you could just rant and yell on podcast. see if anyone likes it
>>708847554
I put everything I owned into my backpack and then grabbed my rifle to do squats
this may have been a shitty idea
>>708847402
I'll take a look at it. were you only off for the beginning of this week then?
>>708847614
so a little while then. are you gonna farm until you have to leave?
>>708847700
it gets easier the more you do it
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rat's feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar.
>>708847808
I know. I used to work out regularly. Then I stopped because the semester started and I was just tired all the fucking time.
>>708847311
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
>>708847382
no penny for you
>>708847614
mehhh. i could yell at you~
>>708847705
i was off wednesday and thursday.
>>708848048
Shape without form, shade without color
Paralysed force, gesture without motion.
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us-if at all-not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
>>708848048
how was the time off?
>>708848024
did you only do squats?
>>708848229
no I also did crunches. I don't know where my single relevant weight went so it's a bit irritating to find heavy shit to lift up and put down outside of the shit I can stuff into my backpack
>>708848208
thumbnail looks like he is bleeding
>>708848228
it was pretty okay. mostly just derped around at home with a couple buds.
>>708847705
Yeah, then i will be shit posting at the gym :P
>>708848048
Yell and me and i'll muzzle you wem.
Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death's dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And even voices
In the wind's singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.
>>708848516
we can yell at eachother though!~
>>708848458
sounds like a fun time
>>708848516
but that's what you're normally doing anyway :3
>>708848590
Only between bouts of kissing!
Let me be no nearer
In death's dream kingdom
Let me also wear
Such deliberate disguises
Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
In a field
Behaving as the wind behaves
No nearer-
Not that final meeting
In the twilight kingdom.
>>708848347
working out feels so nice when you're finished though
This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.
>>708848745
yeah it was fun. buddy gerald and i got a blow torch for pyromania shenanigans. much fun shall be had with this new tool
>>708848772
wew!~~~~~~~
>>708848987
not right now it fucking doesn't
to be fair part of this is something I ate probably (it's a mystery what)
Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Walking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.
>>708849064
what are you gonna set on fire first?
jingle lingle lingle
>>708849117
have you been eating your veggies young man
>>708849255
Keep me entertained for 2 hours.
>>708848745
well yeah. i can also say that you're here posting like normal too!
>>708849064
What's up?
>>708849277
yes nigga I had vegetables at all 2.5 meals I consumed today
I'm just out of whack
i how a dog eats your clay heads and turns them into poop
>>708847437
KYS faggot
>>708849380
hey snarf. why 2 hours?
>>708849434
I was thinking more, you normally post from the gym. but yeah, I'm usually here most nights
Don't fight dads.
The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms.
In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river.
Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death's twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.
>>708849437
yikers
well get back in the whack
>>708849246
we first made some firestarters and thats about it so far.
>>708849434
watching the tele and just being a potato
what you doing
>>708849613
hi yuki~
>>708849675
no fuck you whack and I are OVER
>>708849530
Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the shadow
For thine is the kingdom.
>>708849607
Thinking more what?
>>708849739
Playing the telly and waiting for gym time.
you?
>>708849775
bitch don't yell at me cus you fuck with wack ass niggas
>>708849925
I ain't a ho D'Juan is a REAL MAN he gon' take care of me and my seventeen babies
>>708849613
which one are your dads?
>>708849739
big or little blowtorch?
>>708849911
I meant to say you normally post from the gym
>>708849911
i just told you what i was doing tigger
whens gym time?
>>708850051
aight but they ain't his tho
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the shadow
Life is very long.
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the shadow
For thine is the kingdom.
For thine is
Life is
For thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
>>708850092
>>708850117
Gym time's in about 45 mins then i'll be back.
>>708850253
I mean two or three might be it's really a mystery
>>708849607
Its how long I have left til closing. How're you?
>>708849613
I'll fight your dad.
>>708850372
does he want more?
>>708850092
its a small one. meant to be attached to a handheld canister of propane. we may upgrade to a trigger and bendable nozzle because this one goes out when you dont hold the canister straight up. its a bit annoying
>>708850340
how long will you be at gym?
>>708850516
I'm gonna go with absolutely not.
>>708850502
I'm good. just sitting around doing nothing. is the story very busy?
>>708850593
gonna set a lot of stuff on fire then?
>>708849739
Hello
>>708850092
All of you.
>>708850502
pls don't
>>708850734
Hell no.
SO TIRED
>>708850616
your pussy must look like a beat up baseball mit
>>708850758
which one of us is your mom then?
>>708850796
does it ever get busy at night?
>>708850734
lol yasss. we can mess around with like giving that burnt colour rainbow to tools and knifes and shit. we will find all kinds of uses for it.
>>708850907
oh he ain't picky about that he just not tryna pay for any more niglets
>>708850593
well if i shitpost too much i can be upto 2hrs, but if i just do one post between sets then maybe 1:15?
>>708851234
ohhh. two hours is a long time. what are you going to do there?
black families are ruined by racism because they have no agency
nobody has agency, we just don't pretend for niggers
>>708850758
Then I will become your daddy.
>>708850937
No, were in the middle of a middle-class residential area.
>>708851036
just try not to set yourself on fire
i am happy to be american white mutt
>>708851751
does the story ever get really busy?
>>708850937
Does there have to be?
>>708851751
Everyone of you are already.
What is an American?
>>708851415
the same things a usally do there. lift things of weights to tear my muscles so they will grow larger.
How long will you be a potato for?
>>708852160
that's normally how it works, but I guess you could have just magically happened.
whatcha up to?
>>708852199
kattens always gonna be a cute potato
>>708852394
like a Mrs. Potatoe head?
>>708851753
wouldnt be the first time~
>>708852199
how many pounds will you lift?
i wll be potato all night
>>708852394
4ever potato.
>>708852605
my body parts are not removable like them though
>>708852605
like an anatomically correct mr potato head
>>708852751
have you ever burned yourself badly?
hey, you all are faggots right?
What do you think of prince albert piercings? I might get one.
>>708852862
the worst is probably a flash burn i got on my hand that like made the skin all hard and slightly swollen. couldnt close half my hand entirely because the skin was so tight
>>708853002
nah
>>708853002
I have Prince Albert in a can.
>>708852751
Would you not like for me to remove your arms for ever better sexy times?
>>708852862
well not that round, maybe like a sweet potato?
>>708853002
Depends on the cock.
>>708853002
I find them gross and the thought of someone piercing their dick and putting a ring there makes my skin crawl.
That being said I have been told it makes sex better but you won't be able to be soft for a few days.
>>708852923
lewd luc. very lewd.
>>708852394
I am magic.
Overwatching.
>>708853339
That's the idea.
>>708853002
OW OW OW WAWAWAWAAWAA WAA WAA
BLULULULULULU
>>708853165
i would prefer to keep my body part attached D:
no matter how much better things may be without them
>>708853114
>>708853165
>>708853308
>>708853512
prolly won't get it then
>>708853114
sounds painful. how long did it last?
>>708852923
is that the second one?
>>708853165
yeah, a thin little potato
>>708853425
I'll join you
>>708853733
Yep
>>708853545
>>708853545
What!! you no trust me with your arms?
>>708853665
post you cock and i'll judge.
>>708853733
if he was a green bean he'd be too thin for me.
>>708853733
swollen for maybe several hours. i went to bed and it was ok after but still hard for a few days.
i wouldnt mind being a sweet potato frie
>>708853846
can they be put back on? like will I be ok?
>>708854027
Of course they can be put back on. It's just temporary until sexy times are over.
Well i gotta go to gym. cya in little bit.
>>708854027
>>708854268
okays. i expect you to elaborate more on how this removal will be incorporated into it.
>>708854377
ohhh i see
Hooray
>>708854268
see you in a bit
>>708854027
I wouldn't mind eating a katten sweet potato fry
"The only reason to be an artist is to escape and bear witness."-Philip Guston
>>708854443
>>708852198
A citizen of the USA
>>708854488
i am delicious.
i am like a fine mayonnaise. i spread nicely and everyone can have a taste
>>708854693
ooo
>>708854742
Is that all it is? A person who just so happens to be allowed to live in the US?
>>708854912
>>708854912
I'd love to get a load of katten mayo. I bet it would taste delicious on the right kind of meat
>>708854937
I'd say so. A stricter definition might also include being born and raised in the united states
>>708851503
we must maga
>>708855195
So "American" is a wholly arbitrary and meaningless label?
>>708855026
yasss
>>708855073
mmm~
>>708855555
will you share your mayo with me?
>>708855555
>>708853846
late af but here
also it's my go-to cock photo, so you may have seen it before
>>708855679
why of course!
>>708855710
ohh i like him~
>>708855328
The answer is different depending on who you ask, but that doesn't make it meaningless
>>708855871
do I just suck the mayo out? or how do I get it?
>>708855919
What about a person like me? I was born here, raised here, live here currently, yet do not describe or identify myself as an American unless doing so ironically.
>>708855984
spoon it our squeeze it out
>>708855862
eh it may work out. how big will it be?
>>708855984
>>708856142
you guys are just weird.
>>708856142
I'll give it a squeeze
>>708856216
no ur weird
>>708856216
if i'd get it, it'd be on the smaller side
>>708856216
so how does taking limbs off make things more fun?
>>708856302
why not both?~
>>708856057
If you go to another country, people will call you American. Just because don't call yourself American doesn't mean you aren't a product of America
>>708856419
a squeeze and a suck. sounds like fun~ what does your mayo taste like
>>708856641
its got a slight spicy kick to it~
>>708856302
you want to suck out mayo from a sweet potato wem.
>>708856332
like a earring or a nipple peircing or slightly larger?
>>708856419
I dont have to tie them up. Just take them off and put it in a draw.
>>708856527
fag
take my trips
>>708856884
Trips to where?
>>708856754
sounds yummy~
>>708856810
that's a normal conversation at this hour. and wouldn't you want to suck mayo out of a sweet potato wem?
>>708856983
You know i would, but it would have to be lite mayo.
Mayo is actually pretty gross.
>>708856810
that doesnt sound fun :c
i like to use my arms
>>708856983
we can share with tiggerbutt
>>708857095
girl i am only lite
>>708857174
it really is and i dont use it on anything
>>708856810
a bit larger than the average loop earring.
the second one on pic related
>>708857175
*touches tail
>>708856527
I am no more a product of America than I am a product of Germany or Russia or France or anywhere else. My genesis is a hodgepodge of different philosophical and artistic traditions from Eastern and Western Europe, the Indian Subcontinent, as well as East Asia spanning several thousand years. I am a mix of 20th century Japanese and Irish immigrants with no routes in this nation dating before 1900. If I go to another country I will be called an American if people know where I live and traveled from. I have no specific mannerisms or speech patterns that identify me as being from any place in particular.
>>708857174
nothing wrong with seperated chicken periord and oil.
>>708857197
it would be fun for me. you'd just have to lay there and take it. You can yell all you want but i'd have your legs in my paws. :)
>>708857254
Oh yeah, decent size. you done any sounding?
>>708857175
Hi Frank. long time no talk
>>708857095
you'll have to ask him about it
>>708857197
ok, well both give it a suck and a tug
>>708857270
>>708857435
Sup
Heeeeeeere we go...
>>708857435
isn't sounding where you stick shit in your urethra?
no
>>708857435
The taste.
The taste is wrong.
Blehhhh
>The seven angels with seven trumpets
>Donald Trump
>Melenia Trump
>Ivanka Trump
>Tiffany Trump
>Eric Trump
>Donald Trump Jr.
>Barron Trump
Then I saw three impure spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet
>frogs
>pepe
>>708857435
>>708857435
hat sounds spoopy :c
i want to keep my paws please
>>708857471
yasssssss
spread me on toast bb
>>708857551
touching tails thats what
>>708857409
Okay, then. It was nice talking to you
>>708857471
if we did share i think we'd just end up kissing and forgetting about the potato :S
>>708857551
Long time no talk. what's doing?
>>708857579
what?
>>708857601
No it's metal probes not shit you autist.
well are you even sure the peircing will fit down you pee hole?
>>708857645
I figure it'll be a whole lot better than eat a human female's period. so yeah theres that.
>>708857747
ok you can keep the ones on your legs while i thrust into your potato hole.
>>708857885
clown
And yeah that's true but whatever product that is shouldn't be eaten either.
>>708857885
I meant "shit" as in metal probes, and other things.
i'd go for the smallest one, then switch when it became comfortable, kind of like ear gauges
>>708857885
i want to keep all paws thoughhhhhhhh :C
mash my potatoes tigger
>>708857885
There is no tail
>>708857885
Nothing now. Life consists of working, sleeping, catching a hockey game since the season started.
>>708857747
I'm gonna eat you all up
>>708857885
I think it'd be kinda hard to ignore him with him ready to spray his mayo everywhere, even if we were kissing
>>708857749
Don't every talk that that fool. He thinks he is famous artist or somthing and likes to think he can talk philosphy.
>>708857989
I bet you eat all sorta weird stuff when you realise what it is.
>>708858073
That's true, but you gotta pee out of it too you know. so having a piss hole larger than the pericing going in would seem like a smart thing.
>>708858147
Buit they are just cute baby potatoes, i don't want to hurt them.
>>708858148
you forgetting the gym in that list. why you no go any more?
>>708858167
lite mayo kisising, then we can use to to mash his potato hole.
>>708858167
cover me in maple syrup
>>708858335
what are babby potats? my paws?
>>708858335
I don't care what it is. I just care about how it tastes.
>>708858147
>Australian soldier
>Using the Austrian A1 variant of the AUG.
>>708858510
sorry?
>>708858510
Aussies do use augs doe
>>708858335
he'll end up a fully mashed potato with both of us going at it
>>708858421
you can't squeeze maple syrup out, you'll have to suck it
>>708858421
your mayo containers. if i smash them no more mayo will be made.
>>708858424
then why you have chicken periods?
>>708858621
guy is correct.
>>708858728
i can pop a tap in you
>>708858768
ohhh. dont worry about them~
>>708858335
I'm pretty bad at work life balance. It was easier when work fully encompassed life.
>>708858510
moar gumball
>>708858593
>>708858621
They use their own version.
Not the original Austrian A1.
>>708858931
that's how you get raw sap. if you want maple syrup, then you have to go to the end of it and get it from there
>>708859002
Ok
>tfw your main gets a second nerf in a row in the PTR.
First it was the speed nerf
Now the healing nerf... ;_;
>>708858931
w-why do you want them mashed?
do you knot like them?
>>708858932
Well just don't turn into a drone after 5 years.
>>708858768
I don't know what you mean
>>708858768
Had to learn when I was going to army but decided no
>>708859014
>Weaponized autism
>>708858335
I am wall aware of the man named Fool
>>708859014
what can i say or do.
if i drew it i would say wow i am an idiot thanks for correcting me. but i didn't. so what.
>>708859098
teach me the way of getting jeff syrup
>>708859153
dont really mash them. its just a metaphor
>>708859114
Frog guy is gay
>>708859153
It's time to for me to go to sleep
>>708859250
I have gun autism.
>>708859304
Just thought it was funny.
>>708859304
well it's a long process involving heating and cooling, but at the end you have to squeeze and suck to get some of it
>>708859331
Blizzard watched this when designing Lucio, and even based the colors off this guy too.
https://youtu.be/EQ2Y_hbDXZU?t=35
