S/fur : nobody requests birds edition
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S/fur : nobody requests birds edition
>>708838967
because beaks are sharp and shit for blowjobs which is the best sex
>>708838967
Birds are hot when done right, like practically everything
The bird is the word
>>708838746
Until you consider that they pushed back my only counselling session by a full month just so I can attend this dumb live firing exercise.
Why counselling you might ask? Because I want to kill myself. They know that.
So if anyone asks why I was never given counselling for my suicidal tendencies, the response will be "It was postponed so we could allow him to kill himself".
There are already so many measures in place to prevent recruits from becoming an hero. And all that is for nothing once you have live rounds.
>>708839302
hmmm...
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odd
>>708839302
I have been in for 2 weeks and never received any counselling for my an hero.
My parents don't know I want to an hero.
If I do end up doing it, at the live range, someone's going to end up asking questions that makes the army look negligent and uncaring - Which they fucking are.
So much power I have. All I have to do is turn the rifle 180 degrees around.
>>708839657
maybe ask them nicely to?
>>708839756
don't do it!
think of the poor taxpayer!
>>708839926
The gov't doesn't give a fuck about the taxpayers, why should I?
Look at our ministers' salaries. It's fucking stupid.
>>708839302
this is easily my favorite krystal pic
>>708840381
>>708840177
I know, I was just making a distasteful joke
Unfortunately most governments care very little for their people, if there is anything I've learned from U.S. politics at least, it's that a citizen has to fight for every little scrap of life/liberty/happiness
>>708840441
bit too washed out, like the origional more
Whelp, that's all my birb stuff
Man, I can never get decent sleep. Even if I get a reasonable amount, I always wake up too tired to function.
somebody posts bats
>>708840142
>>708839791
>>708839556
>>708839146
oh man, look at those beautiful birds
ima cook a potato
be back in a bit
Leaving. Here's some shark.
Have fun... or something, y'all.
You guys need medical advice.
>>708842562
The army, in its infinite wisdom, has disallowed me from obtaining it.
>>708842552
later
>>708842562
are you a doctor? How do I cure furry-itous
>>708842800
just try to kill yourself and get kicked out
>>708842562
Save yourself, it's contagious
>>708842891
Failed attempt will result in prison - solitary confinement.
Successful attempt will result in eternal liberation from the cruelty of life.
>>708843122
just say you want to kill yourself and have a plan
>>708843189
They already know that, and evidently don't care.
>>708842844
Stop masturbating for two months, and don't go on any websites that may have furry pictures on them for the same period of time. After two months find someone to suck you off and you will now be attracted to people and not animals
>>708838967
who drew this?
>>708843189
well enjoy army cuckery. My ass is out next week
>>708842891
don't encourage him, you shit
>>708843355
Whitemantis
>>708843349
wow, you sound like an expert...
>>708844102
I really hate this giant gaping doughnut ass trend
>>708844369
blame the pony fuckers
>>708843355
nice dubs, sauce?
>>708844792
>>708843490
>>708845071
Rouge a best.
I'm outta bats
thread seems pretty dead anyway
pink pills starting to do their thing
g'night all, until next time
Night all, GG no re
>>708845988
Alex, I hope you can hold out until you get help. Stay strong.
