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What is the quickest way you've seen a friend fuck up their life?

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What is the quickest way you've seen a friend fuck up their life?
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>>708757442
move in with chick after dating for two weeks
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>>708757696
wht hppnd?
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>>708757442
start retarded threads
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>>708757822
Be jewish
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Heroin
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>>708757442
marriage
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>>708757442
Be born.
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Malaysian ladyboys
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>>708757442
this is from a askreddit thread wtf
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Knew a guy whos girlfriend invited another girl over to fuck him in order to apologize for something. A couple weeks later he left his girlfriend for the fuck toy. Then eventually broke up with the fucktoy because she eanted to have sex with other people. Gave up on his longest running relationship. Should have just kept her on the side.
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Going to TJ with cash in pocket
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Selling drugs
>goes on alternating binges of coke, opiates, and anti anxiety meds
>got raided because drug binges made him sloppy
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marijuana
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This isnt askreddit
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Jumping off a diving board with a fire extinguisher tucked under their chin
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Debt and meth
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Oxy
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Playing Russian roulette with a semi automatic. Missing half his face and everyone knows
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get into game of thrones and other HBO bullshit dramas.

if he asks me to start watching it or breaking bad or anything else one more time i will rape his dead cat.
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Knocking up bitches. Instant life runer. Aim for the chin you morons.
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One word: Anime
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>>708758375
Story?
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>>708758600
Can't even an hero properly.
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>>708758628
This so much, what drama addicted simpleton bullshit. Walking dead is also gay

>oh no the worst possible scinerio!
>every episode!
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>>708758706
Doesn't really need the story, does it?
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>>708758729
He wasn't trying to die. Just be stupid and hard at the same time.
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>>708757442
Did too much acid and lost his fucking mind. Started listening to the radio because it was talking to him. Doing insane shit like carving stuff into his arms. He was convinced there was a plot against him and it only went downhill from there. I was pretty much the only one helping him the whole time.
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>>708757442
A guy I went to school with told me in confidence that he and his sister had sex when they were 7 and 8. They apparently didn't really know what they were doing.

Long story short, I asked the sister who freaked out. I made her have sex with me to keep it quiet, I told everyone anyways and he got the lovely nickname 'sisterfucker' and she never came back to our school.

As far as I know he still gets called sisterfucker and he would be 28 now
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>>708758742
i just cried with happiness that i am not the only one
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>>708758967
>The definition of being a piece of shit.
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>>708758888
I have often thought handguns should be banned. This makes me think they should widen the availability.
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>>708758483
75% of dealers
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>>708759060
>only a falsehood would believe the jools that post are anything but autistic works of friction
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im a fag alien need men to fuck me hard
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>>708757726
He move in wth his gf aftr dating 2weeks man
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>>708757442
anyone knows the name of this fat kid/who he is? is he a meme?
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sorry guy someone is using my photos
only want to tell if there's a guy with a big cock that want to have a good time call me
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>>708759102
Or firearm education could be a mandatory, non liberal public education. But sure idiot, just remove warning labels. It shouldn't affect your safe space.
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>>708759289
Im no mem u pussy ass bitch
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>>708757442
High school best friend converted to Islam
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>>708758983
>walking dead video game with just sound

Is this pedo porn??
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what's this faggots name again? i've seen his videos on youtube but can't remember.
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>>708757442
a bad trip on nutmeg
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>>708759382
well, touch your right ear with your left hand and make a peace sign with your right hand to prove that you aren't a meme. :^)
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Fukin Reddit question. Fucking copyFagsOf4chan
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>>708759488
the beast
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>>708759289
Fukin norms.
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>>708758815
Yes
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>>708757442
posting on r9k
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>>708759503
Really?
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>>708759505
like this?
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PLEASE ACCEPT MY YOUTUBE ADVERTISEMENT PLEASE
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Heroin. Sucks ass cause hes a cool dude and can be off of it for moths at a time but always goes back.
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>>708759590
at least you tried.

yes, like that. thanks OP.
i totally believe you now.
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>>708757442
Being naive
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>>708759714
/thread
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>>708759578
>in cheap dive bar in Malaysia
>drinking pop tab Budweiser that looks like it has been in storage since 1980
>watching "dancers" in swimsuits...no one in Malaysia wears less than a swimsuit
>friend is talking to mamma San
>disappears behind the coat rack
>a minute later telling me mamma set him up with the cutest shorty ever who just sucked him off behind the coats
>can't help but tell him
>mfw we are all watching him scrub his dick in the shithole sink 30 seconds later
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>>708759581
yup.. he sees... stuff... now. And hears some strange noices... also he's brought to the padded cell every other month. But with me he's kinda chill.. weird but chill (kinda..)
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>>708759558
i can't know every miimii
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>>708759917
>much explanation. very honesty

Yeah, right
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>>708758375
Yum
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>>708759979
Fukin jools
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>>708758628
>>708758742
Highly recommend stranger things on Netflix. Netflix original but it's amazing imo. Watch it in 4k for hi def mind fucking
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>>708759979
i am not a meme.
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>>708759916
what did you tell him? what creature sucked him? I NEED TO KNOW
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digged or doxed the wrong crowd
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>>708760071
>please watch sperg shit on the most expensive TV you can get

Just like your pampered, ill ass? Ha, no.
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>>708758704
This
I had a very good friend who was pretty cool but once he started watching anime he got fat and anti social now he's the biggest faggot ever
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Op saw the r/askreddit thread withthe same title
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My best friend knocked up his first girlfriend in highschool. Took him an entire month and everyone knew it was only a matter of time until he got her pregnant.
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>>708760135
I told him she had an Adams apple. To be fair the drinking age is lower in Malaysia and he had 0 experience.
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>>708757442
By posting on 4chan as a fat faggot.
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>>708760027
the problem with the stuff is, that u can't dose it right. He shurely had some latent shizophrenia too. Dunno what I should explain about it. He now has a set of cards he always mixes (kinda like tarot) and often just lays them out during conversations. I always get a chill when he draws "death" and stares and me, saying "nicee try, nice try"
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>>708757442
I was on reddit earlier (as I haven't been there in ages and wanted to see if anything changed). Faggot OP literally stole his thread idea from a trending thread there. Kys faggot
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>>708759102
Get rid of handrails, too. Mean IQ would climb. Win.
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>>708760202
I'm actually poor af, I only have a nice tv cause I get a hefty discount as a manager of an electronics retailer
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>>708757442
Younger brother--- was outgoing and was doing good in school.
When I came back from university abroad, he was in highschool and had gotten into drugs.

He started heroin while in his first year of college. All down hill from there.
Worse still, after he got out of prison, he became super religious and might be conservative--- despite him having two kids from two different women; both of whom have no education and barely function as adults.
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>>708760071
Stranger things is kinda gay. I wouldn't highly recommend that shit.
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>>708757442
Perks and oxy. /thread/
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>>708760432
I believe you. Have met the same types of people. Its called safrole poisoning and unfortunately for your idiot friend it is easy to dose with a cursory search and basic knowledge of tripping sites.

The ones that brain dead themselves jump into the pool without checking how deep it is 98% of the time
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>>708760452
>hurr Reddit is so bad

Yet anytime I post something from there, som1 here realizes it and points it out.
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>>708760620
Just my opinion you don't have to agree
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>>708757442
Not understanding the word "stop" in native tongue.
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>>708760486
>poor as fuck
>4K TV

Story discarded
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>>708757442
Got married.
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>>708760751
We don't. You are useless
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>>708757442
My friend died once. Is there any quicker way?
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>>708760076
:s
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>>708760486
>manager of an electronics retailer
>poor

pic one
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When my mate was 17 he fucked his 16 year old cousin. Her mother found out cause of love letter, caused a shit storm in the family. Mate is neglected by whole family. Tries to OD but he got found out. Cut his wrists, once again found out. Now he is in a mental hospital. Sad thing is he loved her...
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>>708757442
started using GHB
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>>708757442
Friend went from chill dude to fedora toting, tumblr browsing, MLP watching anime enthusiast. He also loved teh dank maymays and said he might shoot up a school.

We don't talk anymore
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>>708760806
>>708760964
Ok fine maybe not poor but the tv only cost $350 with my discount
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>>>/I/
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>>708761011
Same thing. Had a hot college gf as well. Moved into public housing, started browsing 4chin all the time, bought a bunch of fedoras and pins, and became a disgusting slob. Started hanging with single mother slags until she left him. Could only get people to visit by buying weed. Eventually everyone stopped coming over, housing kicked him out for massive mold/firehazard, and he moved back in with his mom.

Thing was his appearance barely changed at all. He was fat and pizza-y before everything and that red head hottie loved him.

Newfags, you could learn something.
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>>708760903
/thread
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>>708761174
>let me tweak my story until I'm not a faggot

Uber faggot.
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>>708757442
Start hanging out with niggers. Almost instant.
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>>708761174

How many inches?
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>>708760863
>we
>we are /b/ I speak for us as one
You're allowed to have an original personal opinion anon, I promise
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>>708761442
50"
>>708761410
I love you
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>>708760994
daaaarn, that's bad.... I feel sorry for him
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>>708761415
My cousin started talking black, wearing S&M under her clothes, never washing her hair and putting it in weaves and fucking black kids who post conquest pics online.

100% truth.
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>>708758600
how the fuck do you russian roulette with a semi auto
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>>708761463
>internet police

Neck yourself
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>>708761415
Shooting yourself in the face is still faster.
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>>708761573
>be a moron
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1st with poppy tea
2nd with slot machines and meth
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>>708761573
With a "Make America Great Again" hat on.
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>>708761718
>how my friend became awesome
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>>708761722
Spotted the single minded faggot
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So, we're saying mainly people fuck their lives up because they're stupid.
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Weed. Never seen somebody become so fucking stupid in such a short amount of time.
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>>708761925
You're boring
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>>708758600
>Playing Russian roulette with a semi automatic.

lol. (sounds more like Polish Roulette)
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>>708757696
Had a good friend do this dumb shit.
Met this broad at the fucking mall, after 2 week of "dating" they decided to move in together and move to a city 3 hours away. After a weeks of this she meets some other douche on the internet who lives several states away and just ups and leaves my friend with all their stuff, including medical bills and credit card bills. He bought everything they needed, like food, cable, internet, all on his credit card. Fucking idiot.
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>>708761573
im guessing blanks were put in with one live round
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>>708761994
Aw man. Keep going.
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>>708761529
Yep, threw his education away, lost all his friends (including me since I was a massive dickhead at the time). He is now 19 or 20, and I heard he got rejected from the army (he always wanted to join the army) because of his mental history. He is probably homeless now or something.
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>>708757442
Marriage
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>>708762052
How would you randomize it, idiot? He just thought all guns were the same you chuckleheads.
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>>708757442
Renting goods with multiple credit cards and selling them to a pawn shop.
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>>708761876
So, he WAS wearing one.
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>>708757442
Being born into a capitalist
overpopulated world where the whole
system is build to fuck up your life from the beginning.
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>>708762326
Spotted the shittiest fisherman ever.
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>>708762333
Haha cry more faggot.
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>>708758628
game of thrones is top tier tv. what the fuck are u talking about

if u watch no TV fine but if u watch some TV GoT is better than whatever it is
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>>708762317
He must've been getting shitty returns. Should have sold them individually. What was the cash for?
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>>708760732
There's a difference between looking at the different websites and reposting shit without the tiniest bit of creativity you mongrel
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>>708762333
You sound like a Nihilist Communist who never reads.
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>>708761947
>People who are under the influence of any substance are not as functional as their sober selves
>So using any substance, at any dose, even once, means you fucked up your whole life
Thats some solid logic you've got there.
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>>708762538
what's the worst case of "helicopter parents" you've ever seen?
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>>708762233
First of all, we have to acknowledge that playing Russian roulette with a revolver is REALLY STUPID. It is so stupid, in fact, that could never even get NIGGERS TO DO IT. So, playing Russian roulette with a semi-auto is SO FUCKING STUPID IT CAN'T BE COMPREHENDED AND THE ASSHOLE DESERVES TO DIE INSTEAD OF BEING A BURDEN ON THE REST OF US FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
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>>708762673
me too thanks

please include me in the screenshot :-)
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>>708762528
>Should have sold them individually
He did, sold bits to pawn shops all over, fuck knows what he was thinking and from memory the cash was for gambling. Ended up declaring bankruptcy and got a 20k fine
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>>708760071
stranger things was overrated as fuck.
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>>708757442
One of my friends had oneitis with a girl and she broke his heart. He started doing meth and overdosed.
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>>708762379
Spotted the shitlord who thinks he's getting a free wall from Mexico.
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>>708762606

>Friend start smoking weed
>Honeymoon phase, afterwards full on addiction
>loses everything because weed is more important

Like fucking clockwork, predictable little shit.
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>>708762415
>>708762572
And I'm on tonight
You know my trips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
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>>708758483
Don't get high on your own supply. Fucking casuals
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A group of my friends, all between 17 and 18 years old, decided to trip out on jimson seeds one night while i was at work. All of them were fine except one individual. This poor dude lost his shit and never fully came back. The cops found him that night in a convenient store sitting on the floor surrounded by loaves of bread. He was shirtless, had pissed himself, was bleeding from the nose, and talking animatedly to the loaves of bread. I lost contact with him after that but i heard that he got kicked out of his house shortly after this incident and became homeless. The next time i even heard his name was when he was at a local grocery store in the parking lot huffing paint or some other flammable shit. I guess he was getting belligerent with people because the cops were called. He refused to cooperate with them and they fucking tazed him. His response to being tazed was to burst into flames. lol. I shit you not.....whatever he was huffing on had gotten all over his clothes and the spark from the tazer set him ablaze. He had the craqziest fucking mugshot i have ever seen and it has been used all over the internet and attributed to a fuck ton of other stories. Most revently, like a week ago, i saw him in the local paper again. He had gone psycho and beat the fuck out of some woman, threatened to kill her, then threatened to kill the cops that responded.
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>>708761348
but they won't.
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>>708762784
dead?
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>>708762986
Jimson weed does tend to end people's lives but they can go on breathing for decades.
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>>708762887
>started smoking weed
>went to college
>smoked everyday
>passed everything and graduated
>stopped smoking, now self employed and going into business with other self employed individual
>mfw my life is fucked up because of weed
>like fucking clockwork
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>>708762068
He does a lot of other self destructive things that he can't seem figure out. Like relationship wise, he has this very small narrow minded view of his perfect woman, pale, petite, black hair loves anime and video games. All the women that fit his description are normally CRAZY. He also does stupid shit, like spend nearly all of his limited free time going to various anime/video game conventions. His most recent gf dumped him because he was always going to cons without her. He works 10/4 out of state so his 4 days off were spent doing weeabo shit. He also (trys) to play games like LoL competitively but hes just not good at them, but he's the kind of person who blames everyone and everything for his failure. He has been perma banned a dozen times from league for screaming at people and calling them names. At get togethers he will whine to us about how shitty his life is, but in his mind it's never his fault, and after nearly a decade of us telling him why his shit sucks and him refusing to accept it, we just stopped inviting him places
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In order
Heroin
Alcohol/anti anxiety pills
Acid
GF with serious mental health problems
sudden death of parent before age of 20
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>>708762572
I'm not a communist, wtf
Ofcourse i'm a capitalist myself because if not, the system i'm living in would fuck up my life really bad.
Also im sure i have read more than you in my life but science books, not Newspapers and anime like you would prefer to read.

>>708762415
When decreasing the overpopulation, they should start with you.
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>>708762986
Mugshot
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>>708763105
Yeah. If his death has taught me anything is that I should never love a woman too much.
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>>708763347

Good for you bud, are you aware drugs work differently for alot of people?

Have you even read the topic of the thread?

But please, keep justifying it for yourself.
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>>708757442
It's funny how people who give advice when they don't have their shit together. Nigga, do yours, I'mma do mine.
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remember to visit my youtube channel
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>>708763773
you can say the same thing for them..don't justify being against drugs/certain decisions just because some people are retarded
in fact a lot of people are retarded but don't blame the substance for them being retarded m8
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Have a kid in their junior year of high school. He's a great dad actually, loves his kid and his (crazy) girlfriend, but should've waited a few more years, in my opinion.
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>>708763840
wut u sain'?
>>708763912
i dont have it anymore and also u are not me
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>>708763773
but yes i get it, ur friend fucked up but it's kind of funny that its weed that sends him over. esp because weed is not addictive or crazy at all

surely he was going to fuck himself over really easily with anything if it was that fast
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>>708763916

I never said i was against weed you monkey.

>>708764022

>Weed is not addictive

Yeah okay bud. Just stop trying to defend it if you dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
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>>708762333
So true, money is nothing but a fucking piece of paper.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE USE THIS SHIT PAPER WHICH THE GOVERMENTS GIVE US?
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>>708760994
Thats pretty fucking sad actually..
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>>708764306
lets print our own paper and give it a value
fuck jews
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>>708764214
well it isn't
and i know what i'm talking about thanks for checking though babe
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>>708764425
checkem
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This thread stolen from Reddit
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>>708757442
Voting Democrat.
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>>708759087

ok
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>>708763347


Everyones different. Weed triggered psychosis in one of my friends and actually lead to full blown paranoid schizophrenia for 2 of my cousins (identical twins, isnt that weird?)

Im not against weed, I enjoy it myself quite often, but its not an inert drug. Some people cant handle an altered consciousness.
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>>708763912
subscribe d
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>>708757442
R.I.P Joseph aka The Beast
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>>708764444
Check the dub dab
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>>708757442
>What is the quickest way you've seen a friend fuck up their life?

Coke or speed. They're both completely fucked up substances. And pills. Equally fucked.
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>>708764510
Redditor detected and reported
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>>708760620
Are people getting paid to say that Stranger Things was great? It wasn't that great. Pretty boring actually
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>>708762052
Blanks can fuck you up and kill you at point blank range too...

Just ask Jon-Erik Hexum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum#Death
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>>708758457
the fuck.. you think it's normal that a girl lets you fuck her friend to apologize?? goddamnit this world is just fucking psychotic and full of apathetic attention seeking idiots, and this is why the human race will be extinct in 100 years
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>>708760994
In a couple of years, no one will care if you fuck any family member. He was just ahead of his time
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>Guy got addicted to Diazepam, not prescribed, street drugs.
>Gets heavy metal poisoning, Decides enough is enough and cold turkeys.
>Starts having seizures on day 3
>Damages his brain
>Walks around everywhere dead eyed and emotionless, He used to be a pretty fun guy but its like he lost himself, this is 2 years after he CT'd.

Its a shame
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>>708765013
it should be normal
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>>708757442
DOTA

he quit school for this game
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>>708764754
yeah. coke will do it.. i do it but once every 4 or 5 months. shit's not worth doing often.. doesn't even work after a couple days.. just speeds you up and makes you psychotic
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>>708765077
that's really sad.
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>>708761994
He actually got off pretty easy. That shit can really fuck up an entire life
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>>708765140
so you would do the same for her? bring another guy to fuck her? i mean dude, i guess im not a sex crazed maniac, i love it but i dont need sixty girls sucking my dick at the same time. sex is so fucking overrated
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>>708762692
Yeah
What's the point?
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>>708765101
i was on diazepam for 3 years. you cant withdrawal from it cold turkey.. shit's not even fun to do recreationally honestly
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>>708765361
>so you would do the same for her? bring another guy to fuck her?
No, because that's not the same thing.
>but i dont need sixty girls sucking my dick at the same time
well i do.
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>>708762811
>I will just mimic him until he bites

Babbys first jewry
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god im starting to realize most people are actually retarded
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>>708763347
>not everyone is weak minded

Conceited much? OPs friend doesn't represent the world. Can confirm weed makes dumb people dumber.
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>>708763469
>can't stop crying
>can't hold all your tears
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>>708762538
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>>708765507
it's not the same thing? for fucks sakes how is it not? man i rather be with a girl that has a brain and isn't a fuck hole. someone you can have an intelligent convo with, to have kids with and raise them right. you know why sluts exist? because of people like you. just bringing more retarded kids to the world that grow up with your morals. you treat sex like crack, there are better things in life. you have about 80 years on this planet, most of you choose to waste it by fucking sluts, getting them pregnant, and fucking up the rest of your lives because obvsiously if she's sex crazed she's not gonna hang around you for very long. especially if you have an income and can take all of it. stop thinking with your fucking dick
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>>708763359
Exactly the same as my example. Sounds like the same fucking person
>>708761348
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>>708763033
Underrated
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>>708765583
Heh. How does it feel?
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>>708765854
>you treat sex like crack, there are better things in life
for example?
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>>708766107
uhm actually having a relationship.. sex comes with it. but if you just want to control someone and have them as a sex slave to make you feel like a "man" go right ahead. But there are experiences that top that. travelling, friends, learning about the world, cultures, being aware of your surroundings. but man if sex is the only thing on your mind. go right ahead.. i dont even know why the fuck im getting triggered. the thing is ive been with sluts.. sure fun for the sex, but just boring in the long run.
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>>708766020
feels like i'll most likely be successful
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>>708763773
>I'm a whiny faggot
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>>708758953
wow
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>>708759916

I lived in Penang, Malaysia for about two years ~2008 or so. There wasn't so many bars, but a lot of ladyboys. They would troll the parks after dark and suck off random guys they met.
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>>708766388
>travelling, friends, learning about the world, cultures, being aware of your surroundings
>control someone and have them as a sex slave to make you feel like a "man"
Why can't I have both?
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>>708765077
It's messed up that homosexuality and its offshoots are accepted, but incest is not.
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>>708758953
i did acid for a long long time. too many times. i did it twice a week for about 2 years. i saw people go crazy on it, talk to imaginary people.. i never got that. i think it comes down to whether you have schizophrenia running in yur family or a very weak mind. plus a lot of nbomes which are phenethylamines. those can easily give you brain damage. LSD can be very intense but tends to not fuck you up in the long run
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>>708766794
There's a central park next to the naval medical center in San Diego where the exact same thing happens if you're interested. The cops don't even go in there.
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I had a Brother and I used to call him Ah-Yi, he disobeyed his parents and always practiced the easy life in doing things in terms of social, living and financially. He used to be my brother but now he's no more.He fucked himself up by joining the wrong people, always thought being badass and gangster was the key and in the end he became a "Samseng" a living burden to his Family as being disown. He had friends younger than him so he could overpower them and can communicate at an immaturity level with the youngsters while always hooked up with studs and assholes that works in gambling den and red alleys. Motherfucker doesn't even know what gratitude is, never really saw me as a brother but a tool. I promised her mother to take care of him outside her reach but should have let him rot instead
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>>708766869
sure man.. im just saying try to be a good hearted person and have another human being walking by your side for the rest of your life. not a vagina
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>>708766942
Not really at all.
It is the possible outcome of relations which is the danger.
Genetics are serious fucking things and sex between relatives that result in offspring is bad.
No room for argument there.
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>>708767007
They know the navy is full of queers, that's why.
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>>708757442
Buddy did a lot of b&es woth another friend when we he was strung out. He made a shit ton but eventually got caught, got in the paper, ect. Convicted felon now
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>>708757442
Marriage
/thread
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>>708767009
i've had many cousins like that. i'm sorry man, really. you can't change people, i've tried so many times but ultimately power can make a man lose his mind and morals
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>>708767007
Lol, I'm not suprised. No, not my thing, just an observation from the occasional walk for excercise. I changed my schedule to mid-day and after that, I surmised it was the cover of darkness that brought them out.
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>>708767180
A minor issue which can be solved with culling retarded children. Far less problematic to the couple and society.
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>>708767220
b&es? sorry you mind explaining the term to me?
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>>708767007
Is this where George Michael of Wham got busted?
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>>708767406
breaking and enterings
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>>708759087
Doggo protects
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>>708767272
Thanks my Man, I appreciate your sympathy and you're right. Power and Greed can kill a man
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>>708767406

Breaking and entering = burgulary of residences, but not op
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>>708757442
Heroin. In less than a year my friend went from attractive and popular to ugly and hated by everyone.
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>>708767472
oh ok gotcha. that sucks man.. i mean, no offence but he kind of got what he deserved. if you do things, be aware of the consequences. i bet he was a nice guy and all, im not saying he wasnt. but if you wanna be criminal that shit happens.
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>>708767511
read all of it
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>>708767199
Edgy
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>>708765361
>sex is so fucking overrated

found the virgin
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>>708767007
Those places exist everywhere on the planet.
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>>708767703

Maybe he ex-navy himself
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>>708767295
It is. They know they are trainwrecks. What tits tho. You wonder how some of them don't fall over and suffocate.
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>>708767199
It's full of seamen.
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>>708767802
>I'm so experienced with transvestites

Good for you.
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>>708757442
Heroine is the best.
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>>708767681
Yea I agree, he played the game and lost. I narrowly avoided that fate but I got out early when I saw what was coming down the tracks. Totally could've been me. That's my best friend too but he did deserve that time. My old friend/customer got locked up for making cp for heroin money, good way to ruin his and his kids life. Hell be put in 40 years. I'll find the link for u guys but on mobile atm
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>>708767804
>my friend, not me

Kek
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>>708767800
i fucking wish. sex makes things so dramatic
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>>708758967
So you're actually the one who fucked up their lives. Here's hoping you get a chronic illness.
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>>708768041
Ok so it was his wife's daughter, not his. I used to babysit this girl anons, when they lived in nc. You know your parents suck when they let their drug dealer babysit you

https://www.google.com/url?q=http://sanangelolive.com/news/crime/2015-03-14/man-sentenced-40-years-sexually-abusing-7-year-old-wife&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiC0oH_p-zPAhWEXD4KHQfxDywQFggLMAA&sig2=VacGoCWu4ihnjzkyJkKRVg&usg=AFQjCNGMjO1y4zoO-iSrThR-PQKOOoetzA
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>>708767852
Their vessels are long and hard as steel.
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>>708768041
damn man. i'm sorry
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>>708757442
cunt i knew selling weed , i supplied he earned good . i got arrested and taken down , the cunt tried crack , bye bye life

presently a drug haggled friendless wife beating piece of shit , no-one likes him , everyone has given up on him including me

L C
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>>708768446
>I'm not a degenerate, he is
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coke
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>>708768408
It was a crazy time in my life, it's over now though. Most of us died or got better. I'm glad I never had a kid that went through that hell with me
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>>708767180
>Genetics are serious fucking things and sex between relatives that result in offspring is bad
True but only for immediate relatives. There is a significantly lower chance of abnormalities of children born from 1st cousins than that of immediate relatives.
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>>708758286
^this, quickest way for anyone to fuck their life up
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>>708764754
/thread, heroin, coke and meth. Most people really lose it and start robbing people on crack
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>>708764404
Then we'd be the Jews anon, we'd become what we hate
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>>708768838
good on you man
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>>708764022
Weed is addictive, it would give the same withdrawals as heroin if it wasn't fat soluble. Source: wake forrests outpatient program twice
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>>708768316
Thread begins to devolve from this post on.
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>>708757442
>quickest way you've seen a friend fuck up their life?

shoot himself in the mouth
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>>708769231
Underrated
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>>708761718
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>>708768567
perhaps i am , but i sold only to him when he was already dealing and to no one else , you could not buy my green

however the cunts torture to his kids , beats the girlfriend , has shit on everyone he knows including his entire family , acts like the world owes him a fuckin favour and could not give a fuck about anyone but himself . I am no angel but i have decency and a moral compass , You however are a simple reactionry prick so do go fuck yourself , sideways if possible
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Had a fruend. Good guy. Big Time pothead like me. Small WV town. Weed was hard to get. He turned 21. Tried liquor. That was 30 years ago. He is still drunk. Homeless bum in Baltimore. What a waste. Only took one drink. He was never the same. I avoided alcohol. Fuck that life destroying shit. I like weed.
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>>708769906
>I helped fuel his lifestyle for money

You're so deluded.
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>>708769827
Loved Club Dumas. Great Book!
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>>708770171
Damn. Hoping the best for you, anon.
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>>708770171
Amen brother.
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One of my best friends started heroin and then moved onto speedballing when his gf left him. He then went AWOL and was found a few days later
He had overdosed and choked to death on his own vomit. Kinda shattered our friend group and we don't really talk now, it's too strange him not being there.
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ITT underage faggos realize they don't know jack.

(Who remembers that computer game?)
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>>708758628
Breaking Bad was actually pretty good tho fam.
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>>708758375
>Malaysian ladyboys
Share jour story
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>>708757442
Get addicted to pain meds. Now it's heroin
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>>708772418
>hehe, I'm doing it ma!
>>708772473
Read the thread
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>>708760452
>>708757442
Im glad op grabbed this thread from reddit and brought it here... im enjoying this thread and since im not a raging faggot i nevet have been to reddit and wouldnt have seen this thread...
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>>708773275
Me too. Good job OP you glorious homosexual
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Not a friend. Me. Porn. Yes, porn.

Started watching trap porn, then bi porn, then gay porn, then gay gloryhole porn. Decided "I'm doing this once."

Found an adult store with gloryhole in the back. Decided to try poppers while I was there. Got poppers up, fucked and sucked anything I could get my hands on. Got HIV.
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>>708757442
Heroin....
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>>708774760
Fuck. Timestamp?
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Me:lost all my friends & started reading pua.
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>>708757442
>What is the quickest way you've seen a friend fuck up their life?

coming to 4chan.
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>>708775290
Read this as molest all my friends
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>>708775456
>>708765950
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>>708759087
faggot
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>>708759087
The doggo cannot be fucked, for the doggo protects
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>>708759087
doggo protects
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>>708757442
Not really a friend, more of an acquintance. Guy got into a relationship with the town bicycle, she had a kid from some unkown douchebag and this dumb motherfucking shitstick accepted paternity over the kid, forcing him by law to take care of it. Meaning this bitch, should she decide so, can dump the kid on him and go fuck niggers elsewhere.

Nice guy tho, just extremeny cripplingly dumb holy shit. Guy isn't ever 30 yet
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>>708775999
TRIPS WILLS IT
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>>708775999
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>>708776073
At least the kid won't grow up underneath mom's business bed.
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>>708776448
Silver lining right there
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>>708776530
His life is nearly over, kid's isn't. The silver lining is all that holds this shit earth together. No offense.
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>>708759087
My doggo is special :^) haha looser I don't need to reply haha :^)
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Bought a crotch rocket in a state where it's legal to cut lanes
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Die from heroine overdose.
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>>708777226
>merely retarded
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By listening to me.
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>>708777516
Let's hear it.
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>>708758888
Playing RR is pretty stupid in general. Playing RR with a semi auto makes no sense and is just on a whole nother level of moronic.

Always nice quads
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>>708757442

> b/ me 12-15
> in a private school in Europe, friend with the alpha band of guys, everyone rich af no real parent supervision
> begin smoking, hanging out into bars after school and whole weekend, meeting other people we think are cool but are actually fucking 20ish low lifes
> everyone starts doing weed (alcohol was already common, not hard to buy when underage in my country) a bit of cocaine
> get expelled from school for some shit I did, parents send me to boarding school in some shithole, lose contact because no one gives a shit but anyone else in the group
> come back 2 years later in town, learn that one friend is in jail
> 4 friends in a car coming back from golf high af, get into accident, fight begins with other drivers who is with his gf
> Jailed friend gets a club from the trunk, starts fucking up the windshield, guy try to stop him
> the club broke in half and my friend jammed it straight into the guys throat... guy died
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steal a car then crash it
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SJW, twice

Unattractive permafat male: Used him as a living joke because he wanted to fuck one of them, ended up attempting suicide and was eventually committed involuntarily to prevent further attempts, developed PTSD, he's a drunk now

Ex-Girlfriend: Became paranoid all men are trying to rape her, exploded all friendships with men besides her boyfriend by acting like a shithead and treating them like dangerous animals, eventually pissed off most of her female friends, now has no friends besides her boyfriend and does not go outside, general agoraphobia eventually set in and, guess what, she started to drink too, now she's fat on top of it all

Wow I guess paranoid philosophies centered on hating large groups of people are actually just totally insane cancer bullshit. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
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>>708777743
He was kind of a loner and trying to be popular. This motivation leads boys to try all kinds of stupid shit. Thing is, he is still a faggot. I would say he should try again, but I don't want to go to hell.

Thanks
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8 months.. Left all of his friends aside for a hoe, the chick cheat on him a lot, he knocked her Up, and got married a couple of weeks ago
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>>708777972
That could have been you. Good thing your parents weren't slouches. You should say thank you.
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>>708778089
Fuckin phobias, how do they work??
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