would you blow a dog for $1000?
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would you blow a dog for $1000?
I'd have to save up for it, but sure.
>>708698516
Kek
>>708698516
I was about to make the same joke
>>708698295
how long would i have to blow it?
>>708698516
Damn you, you beat me to it
easy money.
>>708698295
Nothing I haven't done before. Didn't get paid for it, though.
Fucker I'd blow a dog for a Klondike bar!
>>708698295
Ur mum blows dogs for quarters, cuckboi!
Without a second thought. I can always use an extra 1,000 dollars.
I've always wanted to give one a footjob.
>>708698295
Easy money.
>>708698787
until he's finished obviously
for how long? I'd probably blow it for $1000, but taking the cumshot is another story.
I do it for free every chance I get.
>>708698295
The bad part is when the knot gets stuck in your mouth
I do it before sooo...... why not?
>>708698516
FPBP
yes. i could buy drugs with that money.
I'd do it for free.
Dont you get diseases sucking dog dick?
>>708700154
might get fleas it's pretty ruff
>>708698516
Are you me? Also, /thread
>>708700329
Im talking about brucellosis
no its not worth the medical risk.
>>708698295
I'd blow 10 dogs a nigger with aids and all the old men in the nearest nursing home. FOR FREE and I would swallow.
>>708698295
i legit 69 my dog for free daily, sure ill take a lil cash
This is the biggest reason why I miss my ex-girlfriend, she was my dog's whore can she loved the humiliation
>>708700656
extremely rare, at least in the US, ~100 cases per year and it's from wild animals not pets
Rolling for horse cock
for a G, ill blow that dog dick til he nuts and ill drink and slurp up every last drop. and then give it a kiss, too.
>>708701141
This
dogs have a tendency to cum a lot but its not that salty and the texture of the cock is smooth af
I've done it for free many times... and would pay money to do so.
>>708700997
Im not in the usa and i have an opportunity. Not sure if i wanna gamble it
>>708701309
LOVE the taste. Like ocean water with a little metallic taste mixed in.
All you anons sucking dog dick are you make or female ?
I'll do quite a bit for $1000, anon. Bring me the dog and I'll suck it off. $500 up front, $500 after he cums. It's not the first time I will have had a dick in my mouth for money. It won't be the last.
>>708698295
Not for a grand. Ten grand maybe. Hundred grand plus, sure.
>>708701686
Inb4
>I'm female but no tits and timestamp.
Wut happening in this thread
did someone say 1000$ ?
>>708701833
Fucking Prude
>>708701686
Male. Straight with humans, bi with other animals
>>708702312
>>708702132
thats her now?
It's refreshing coming to this thread and seeing everyone say 'i'd do it for free'
the world is fucked up. i'd do it for free too
Make w the webms or Dropbox. I'm trying to jack it over here
>>708698295
I'd blow 1000 dogs, and you wouldn't even have to pay me.
is it illegal, in the US?
the amount of dog fuckers is astounding. Didn't know there was this many of us.
>>708702898
No you fool, the mods will fuck the thread now
>>708702898
Hot. Who's that?
>>708702714
That's my man. Same here. I'd love to have a marathon dog cock sucking event. Be drenched in dog cum when it's all over.
>>708702458
without the dreads yea its her
Id do it for free fam
>>708698295
I'd do it for free. In fact, I recently let a dog's knot tear my ass to the point where it bled.
>>708698295
Already have for $0
I enjoyed it.
>>708702141
Whatever, nigga. Five digits isn't gonna change my life.
>>708702898
what the fuck
this is fucking disgusting
>>708703862
Nigger that's hot.
>>708702132
a true gift to this earth.
god damn she is so cute
>>708702312
What's her name again?
pornsocket, good website for beast.
>>708704393
its fucking tattooed across her chest....
>>708704454
>tfw never been able to find a beast footjob vid in my life
>>708699329
>until he's finished
he/she/one/they/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe you insensitive prick. You don't know how that dog identifies.
>>708704454
I always expect to get malware when I look for beast tho.
>>708698897
>green text story time
>>708704732
Use any decent adblocker and you're good to go friend
>>708702898
I love physics!
Look, the shadow from the dick extends into the open air so smoothly!
>>708704069
DUDE YOURE FUCKING HOT SKYIRIFfrfrrf
>tfw can never find good vid of dogs licking inside of girls mouth
Only if he promised to not tell anyone
>>708705185
>tfw dog
>tfw human bend over
>why homin
>hoomin opens mouth
>oh boy i love that white stuff on their teeth
>so good
>Lick all over
>hoamin licking my tongue
>whatever gets me more snackies
>hoamon bend over
>look like the doggie next door
>i hate the doggie next door
>i bite hoamoons ball scak because i would hate that to happen to me
>>708702898
More of this
post gorgeous/huge dog cocks
>>708698295
i'd blow a dog for $10
>i'm not even poor
>>708705574
Requesting husky d
>>708702898
>>708698516
AHAHAHAHA
>>708698295
i suck nigger cock daily, of course i'd suck dog cock.
>>708704938
Sheeeit, ive been bamboozled, this is a shoop
did someone say doggo dick look like a job for pic relate
>>708698295
I wouldn't blow a trap with a passable face and nice tits for $1000, I sure as hell wouldn't suck off a dog. What the hell is wrong with you?
>>708698295
id blow a dog for $0, love that red meaty cock
>>708698516
PUT ME IN TEH SCREENCAP REDDIT XDDXDD
>>708698295
not even gay but that thing gives me a boner
I would PAY to suck it...
>>708705537
I never intended to take the full knot.
I let him hump me like he's done a dozen times, but this time he managed to squish his deflated knot inside my rectum and began pounding away. I decided to go with it and allowed him to scrape the insides of my colon with a knot that expanded to something bigger than I could handle.
I whimpered and cried a little because the pain was so intense. I panicked and pulled away from him, tearing my sphincter in the process. It took three big wads of toilet paper to bring the rectal bleeding to a stop.
I didn't die, but it did take 1-2 weeks to fully heal.
>>708705537
>in highschool
>get home about 20 min before others
>want to try it
>let dog out of crate
>massage sheath
>suck as cock comes out of sheath
>continue for 5-10 min
>stop and give treat
>enjoyed it and decide to do again
>repeat for weeks/months
>for years later dog would get hard upon seeing me after being gone for a while
i always suck my dogs cock, swallow all of his lovely cum
>>708706582
Same for horsecock and balls.
>>708706788
Should have let him mount you instaid.
>>708706738
Controlled knot is more fun. Don't force it.
>>708698295
Nah, m8. I mean I'd totally have my price, but it would be higher than a grand.
>>708706302
Yep! Perfect whore wife.
>>708707007
I have one of those! BD Rex, good toy.
>>708700790
Story with photos please
>>708698516
Proof that /b/ is still alive. Thank you, anon.
>>708707007
I did manage to get 3 successful painless knots out of the four occasions that I took the knot. I think the panicking and pulling out prematurely is not good.
I'd let it cum down my throat for 10
>>708706935
da best
>>708707005
nah, too small. I've got things like >>708707007 now.
>>708707125
What size?
>>708707073
watched interview with her cuck husband
>he didnt know about it before shit blow up
fucking kek probably the biggest cuck known to man this bitch had trains run on her by 4-5 guys on regular fucked dog and come home to this poor cuck and probably first think she do is kiss him
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>708700702
Medical risk?
dat movie where actual actress touch horse cock it was movie from finland or iceland faped to it hard when was kid
>>708707458
Yep! Seen all the vids :)
sucking dog cock is so much better than human cock because they cum constantly, so much fun
>>708707812
love ryanna
>>708707431
Small size, Cant even take the knot, fun to use tho.
>>708707839
what does dog cum taste like?
for that i suck his cock and left him fuck me
>>708698295
>>708707812
Name? More?
we need more dog dick
Bro I'd do it for free. $1000 EZ.
>>708708028
Very iron rich. Kinda like salty nails.
>>708708011
Once you get the knot you'll love it and never go back. It's so filling.
What about dogs sucking u off?
>>708707812
where to find more
>>708698295
why does it look so gross
>>708698295
>would you blow a dog for $1000?
shit man.. I'm so broke I'd fuck your mom, your sister and your wife or gf for a thousand bux
>>708698516
10/10
>>708708062
>>708708496
fucking noobs cant even find this vanilla shit
>mfw this noobs will cum buckets if they ever see deep web dog videos
>>708708842
>noobs
>deep web dog videos
please stay the fuck off my /b/ until you are at least 18 years of age.
>>708708842
post some then
>>708708842
>if they ever see deep web dog videos
>deep web
>>708708732
it looks beautiful, a big hunk of red meat that keeps cumming
>>708698295
>would you blow a dog for $1000?
Shit! for a 1000 Dollars, I'd fuck YOU in the ass
>>708709102
>not posting Promiscuous B.C.'s deluxe album
Dog penises are so fucking disgusting. Show me anything you think is gross, a dog penis is grosser than that.
ohh fuck, i want a dogg dick inside me
>right now
>>708709631
Ever had one?
>>708709028
Tor link to knot?
Is doggo pron illegal to post? Cause I'd like to see some webms if not
>>708708496
Just reverse image search, literally hundread of pages of it
>>708709419
>First Lady (Second Hoe)
all my lost
>>708708496
http://www.pornsocket com/media-gallery/45843-teeny-girls-with-dogs.html
>>708709631
Buy a silicone one and you can have it whenever you want
>>708709854
just make sure you log in to your chrome first :^)
>>708709746
no, but i suck a dogg dick once
a vagina, aaand my doggo two times lick my cock
>>708709748
Bumping for science
>>708709824
Answer plz
>>708709962
i mean, i prefer wait for a doggo, i try before to put something into my anus, but dont works very well, so,
>im waiting
>>708705086
It's fake you fucked up faggot
>>708709824
Not if the mods are asleep :^)
>>708710246
Needs more lube
>>708710086
depend where you are nigger
tor doggo videos are illegal everywhere
>>708710287
I mean I'm not going to get the interweb police to kick my door in because I'm on this thread am I?
>>708710426
Merica
>>708709824
I think it's like loli, not illegal everywhere, but illegal in some states.
In my state bestiality (and video of it) is illegal, so personally I'd prefer not to have it travel through my router, but that doesn't mean you can't post it.
>>708710386
>i use vaselina that time
No but I would strangle one for free...again
>cont'd?
>>708710519
I don't have any I'm curious to see some
Dildos aren't though!
>>708707812
source?
>>708710604
Popcorn ready
>>708710562
There's your problem. It's way too thick and sticky. Cooking oil is too thin. You really need proper lube.
>>708710698
ow, like what?
>>708710507
then probably illegal if you own or distribute it
i dont think you can get in trouble just looking at it on the net
>>708710562
No. Get yourself some proper lube. Jesus.
If you can't get a bottle of lube, coconut oil will work in a pinch.
>>708710812
Thnks
>>708710794
Really any water based lube. I like J-Lube and BadDragon cumlube
>>708710863
thank u
>>708707812
This is one from Ryyna I havent seen, got the full sauce on this one?
>>708711025
well, imma buy some coconut oil, and later buy a bottle of lube
>but, if i try to put a dogg dick inside me, do i need lube?
>>708702898
moar dog dick pics/webms
>>708710981
check your laws nigga
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708707812
kayla and who is the other dog? has she ever sucked on cock?
>>708711403
Bump
>>708709748
Duuude we need the sauce of this right now
>>708702132
The queen of what /b/ might have been.......
>>708711367
Anything in the butt requires lube.
I was fucked by a dog. I couldn't take the knot.
Protip: protect your asshole, ladies. When he's thrusting around your special place for an entry it could slip in the wrong hole. Dog dicks are kinda sharp and that thing hurts like a motherfucker when it accidentally pops you in the anus.
>>708711529
http://beastyfarm.tumblr com/
>>708711537
I'm pretty sure /b/ is responsible for doxxing her and ruining her life. She had to move to a different country and is estranged from her family.
>>708711791
story?
>>708711614
duh everyone knows doggos love buttholes
>>708699329
Does a dog really finish? Or does it just get bored. Since it constantly produces ejaculate...
>>708710696
>be me 2 small kids at home
>3 months and 15 months old
>nice time of year here 65 degrees
>Nieghbors dog barks nonstop
> windows have to be open
>nicely talk to Neighbors about this
>neighbor says don't worry anon all is good
> keeps on barking for months wife is half crazy kids up all night
>I'm up half the night talk to neighbor again
> don't worry anon it will stop
>it doesn't dog is crazy all nights
>losing my mind ask good friend across greenway
>what do I do anon?
>don't call the cops we will take care of it
Con'd?
>>708711907
The story is that /b/ doxxed her and ruined her life. She had to move to a different country and is estranged from her family.
>>708711791
This is why we cant have good things.
She's the hottest zoo bitch I can recall......
I'm a college student.
>>708711791
when /b/ was fun good times when we did shit for the lols not giving a single fuck
now just whiteknights and normies no more fun to have here all the fun basement dwellers left long ago and moved to another chan
Best site. At least at one time.
http://zootube365.com/
>>708712212
No, that would be Jenny.
>>708698295
Female here
If the dog is big enough I'll do it for free tbh (no, not big as in dick size)
>>708711602
Or a dripping pussy. I packed this one chick's shit tube, damn near exclusively for a year, and she never once need lube. Her words on the matter not mine.
>>708712212
She's amazing. But knowing the Hell she went through has stopped me from ever putting out vids or pics with my face in them.
>>708712321
Pls be my ai gf
>>708698295
I'd blow a dog for free. I'd even blow a horse for free. It's it's got a dick, I'll blow it. Especially an animal dick. Shit's hot as fuck dude.
Needs more assault knot
>>708712321
how old?
>>708712454
>the matter
thats still to small
>>708712314
LuLz [lelennyface]
i like the i think it was czech girl Anna something more
>>708710623
Anyone got sauce on this?
>>708712154
...sure?
>>708712426
Aight fam
>>708712485
Me? 18
>>708712434
Even a cat dick?
>>708712617
HNNNNGG
>>708702132
Is it just that picture or is her chest piece off center?
>>708712321
so what's your experience so far?
>>708704938
youre a moron. ill understanding of math. this can be explained with geometry alone.
>>708712321
>fantasy story time
>>708712686
I've tried. It didn't end well. Like its not so small that you can't, but you only get 5 seconds or so before they get angry.
>>708713010
>>708713101
I sucked my dog off when I was 12ish and that was pretty much it
Kek
where can you find more beast stuff online bros? cant find it on moth erless anymore
>>708713288
whoa anon. girls a freak!
>>708712686
>>708713305
>that was pretty much it
Why was that when you'd do it now for free? Why'd you stop after one but still crave it?
>>708713305
how big was his cock?
also, how long did it take him to cum?
>>708712075
it has to run out of fluid at some point, unless you're at one end sucking and the dog is drinking from a water bowl at the other.
>>708713305
what does dog cum taste like?
>>708712395
>putting out vids or pics with my face in them
How about a few with just your body?
>>708713633
Chicken
Let's see who can post the largest fattest dog cock pic ;o
more interested seeing a girl get fucked by a dog
More cock pics?
Keep the pics comin
>>708713633
Salty coins and milk
>>708713403
that's daring
>>708711931
>duh everyone knows doggos love buttholes
duh everyone loves buttholes
>>708713495
Because I felt disgusting after doing it even though I enjoyed it
Dog got hit by a car a few months later and we never got one again
>>708713499
Maybe 5 or 6 inches? I don't really remember too well
It was hard keeping it my mouth. Maybe 15 minutes?
>>708713633
I'm not sure how to describe the taste other than really old, but salty chocolate
>>708698295
Make it 10,000 and you've got yourself a deal
For 100,000 you can have an audience
For 1,000,000 you can film it
>>708711614
Go on. Full details, please. I've got a cock to tame.
>>708712617
Can show pics of body at least?
>>708698516
I don't get it
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