Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>708671604 >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708671604
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
2 threads 2 claims dear god.
Claimed
Well claimed on here as well hrmm.
>>708686150
Sorry man, she's mine.
The doctor is in, and she has a new phone.
>Samsung Galaxy J1 because the doctor is a poorfag
カラミチーマス
>>708686119
can I have one?
>>708686228
>what are trips
>>708686303
Forgot pic
>>708686394
You forgot your trips to friendo :l
>>708686394
Attempts to steal, Ryuko and Ryuko get heated up, lemme grab my nachos and watch the fun begin!
>mfw
>>708685312
I guess, I'm not really that into them though.
>>708685456
Nope.
Here
Sachi gave me a thread said it's the thread of the year
I said "Kyouko didn't do it so get the fuck outta here"
>>708686292
>>708686584
Maybe I'll steal your waifu instead.
>>708686696
Nice Legs
>>708686711
>see pic
>>708686711
>>708686488
Im on a role :o
>>708686672
Who cares who makes the thread, you don't read it every time and nobody replies to it.
>>708686696
Thats a big Pocky box.
>>708686596
Not even some good shitposting?
>>708686596
What hobbies you got? Do you like horror novels or movies or more upbeat things?
>>708686826
It's a reference to a song with the lyrics changed up a little bit.
>>708686672
but all threads i'm in are thread of the year :o
>>708685506
Oh, that's pretty nice then!
>>708685764
You're pretty wise i must say.
>>708685961
You'd be able to make one?
>>708686150
>>708686228
Not sure which is which so i suggest filenames.
>>708686696
wew thanks buddy. That's very kind of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlFQLk3mTzo
>>708687032
I rock them filenames!
>>708686964
Out of curiosity ever read the books in the Warriors Franchise?
>>708687032
I try to be wise and stuff.
>>708686584
Ooh let me have some of that
>>708687032
This is me (I'll ryukomytoy for now on)
>>708687253
Pole Nani best Nani
Nope are they any good? They are about kitters right?
>>708687212
Whoever made that pic seriously needs to have their teeth kicked in.
>BF1
>>708688049
Did you buy it lewdbote?
>>708687521
Ye quite dark for a book about kitters but very good read nonethelss.
>>708687507
>when your waifu is horny
>>708687253
I must you do indeed.
>>708687305
Well you do it well.
>>708687515
>that pun
So you up to anything?
>>708688232
>I must you do indeed.
I meant i must say
>>708688232
Planning on either playing Runescape or hopping on Tower Unite and finish the decor in me house.
>>708688232
Pinky-chan
>>708688129
Maybe I'll get some at the book place
here
>>708688232
Why thank you!
>>708688436
Theres so many of them... So how has your toast been today?
>>708688412
Maybe get me a bond hrmmmmmMMMMMM
>>708688090
Yes I did, playing it right now
>lewdbote
Fug
>>708688477
And with dubs.
>>708687253
>Out of curiosity ever read the books in the Warriors Franchise?
Warriors is my shit! I've read 37 of the books in all - including extras and bonuses - and played the shit out of the games on the site. Kind of want to re read the series now. It's astonishingly badass for a book about cats.
>>708688811
they never last
>>708688772
let's have vote. who thinks I should buy Nonon a bond!?
>>708688811
wubba dub dub
>>708688876
Hey it's trapfu:3
>>708688876
Very quite same here! What clan do you feel most at home in?
>>708688811
TRIPDUBS
>>708688995
Nonon votes yes!
>>708689039
Nonon wants to avert eyes, but can't...
>>708689039
Not this shit again!
>>708689135
Good taste! And I identify most with Windclan, but obviously partial to Thunderclan as well due to the series.
>>708688809
How are you enjoying it? I hear the bayonet charge is fun
No fug me, sorr
>>708689224
>>708689135
Forgot image T.T
>>708689049
Best trapfu, reporting for duty!
>>708688772
I just been reading one punch man here and there but I'll get closest to the first book as possible
>>708688962
Good try buddy
>>708689142
?
>>708689224
Don't tell anyone but I feel at home at Bloodclan, and Thunderclan because FEEELS.
>>708689336
I've been stuck re reading Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy. (In a good way)
>>708689325
Like Naruto cats or something??
Confirmed best trap wife where you been friend
>>708688412
Oh, well i hope that goes well!
>>708688436
Cutie.
>>708689448
Why does always happen to me.. :c
>>708689469
Which book just the first? I've read all of them and they are all my favorite c:
>>708689234
I'm having a ton of fun!
But I only fight at medium-range, so I can't really bayonet charge someone
>>708689659
i did it too rory and tomoko
>>708689593
thanks :3
>>708689945
Why so rude and lewd?
>>708688232
Thank you.
>>708689945
You post some pretty shitty stuff.
>>708689659
Because you react to it and feed them (You)s you sensitive shit.
Don't forget where you are.
>>708689593
Lol so this just showed up
>Luluco
>>708689741
This epic monstrosity! (Yes that is a painted portrait of my kitter)
>>708690099
Dubs speaks truth. I'm moving on.
>>708690075
why not
>>708690088
you miss the point
>>708690244
Don't lose your way.
>>708689565
Basically like Naruto but cats, yeah. I'd highly recommend reading it. It's a pretty great series and takes off rather quickly into the first book. And I've been at work and playing games too much to be here, sadly.
>>708689469
Bloodclan scum! Tigerstar was evil, but he deserved better than what Scourge did to him.
jk, Bloodclan is cool. I'm just glad they got shown the power of the other clans though. They were entirely too confident. City cats never learn.
>>708690336
What's the point?
>>708690385
Yeah that is quite true.
>>708690355
I won't ;3
>>708690142
>>708690124
^^^
Digit buds
lol it seems as if there are a lot of different versions of the collection x)
>>708689994
No problem, good luck.
>>708690088
I simply state how i see things, you are indeed wise.
>>708690385
Hmm
>cat jutsu could be cool I'll try it out for sure qt. What games?
>>708690497
You exhibited excellent taste by choosing KLK bestgirl, and also like the Warriors series. Just for that, here's a little video for you that you may enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_7zpLIfWQ
>>708690748
They don't actually have jutsus or anything, but the personification makes it very similar to how the 5 ninja villages interact and fight, and how the shinobi(or warriors) of each village interact with each other. Although, there are some neat skills that only clan leaders(or kage) can do that make the series pretty sweet. Also there's basically an Akatsuki organization of very powerful rogues that come up midway through the series, so there's that.
As far as games, I've been playing a lot of League, and also playing a lot of Diablo 2 again just for nostalgia purposes.
>>708691333
Trips dope ass Nani video u are the hero waifu deserves dear friend. Sounds cool I identify with rogues so I'll have to wait for the middle to see if I'll have a favorite kitter thanks for the summary bro
>>708691969
You are cancer.
>>708690124
Didn't notice this, what's going on here?
>>708691969
cute :)
>>708692054
I won't disagree with you
>>708692488
Hand cunt
>>708692392
goodnight and thanks for the stick
>>708692559
Hank
>>708692188
Me and Nani were talking about the book that quote is from then it showed up in a show I was watching
>>708692299
Thanks dub dub you still getting them rolls checked boi
>>708692704
hank is dead
i just.. fuck
>>708692706
Ah, alright.
Still drunk btw?
>>708692704
>>708692559
I don't really make a lot of friends so I was hoping to make a thread to maybe make some. I was hoping to start a waifu thread with hank steaks and hand-kun maybe they would call me hankhand-kun or something like that. I'd be the guy who would make the new thread and possibly get friends that way
>>708692621
Heyy :3
>>708692914
Very,yes
Gunna walk dog I'll bd back
Fuckin autistic virgins LOL
>>708693078
literally what
>>708693199
hey you're back
i missed you :3
>>708692621
>>708693199
why did you block out you and your friends faces?
>>708693186
Oh, hope it goes well then!
>>708693259
Been enjoying my week off with friends and my gf unlike you autists sitting in your rooms cumming to Japanese cartoons fucking faggots
>>708693394
insult me harder anon-kun :3
>>708693251
>>708693078
Heyy ; )
>>708693199
Yes, hello again
>>708693268
How's the family?
H-hey Senpais :3 otaku here claiming my Waifu! Don't steal her :3 unless you get trips you smug lewd bully :3333
>>708693598
Fine I think.
>>708693656
Pretty sure thats a husbando, but it still counts.
>>708693774
He was acting as though that was him, implying that we all look like that. Why waste your time in a thread you don't like? So what if we have autism and will never lose our virginities, we still have our Asian cartoons none of our peers understand or enjoy as much as us. We are clearly smarter and superior. Sex is overrated Kek
>>708693769
How's my shiro?
>>708693960
Good.
How's my wonderfulness?
>all of you
>>708693951
Did you actually write all that?
>>708694105
>write
>>708694050
>>708694158
So you did.
That's pretty sad.
>he watches anime
>he's older than 10
Nobody cares about your spamfaggotry, except a few people stirring the pot, other than that nothing comes to par you spastic retard
>OH I SPAM THREAD CAUSE IT'LL GO AWAY RIGHT?
>THEY MADE A NEW ONE? SPAM IT TOO UNTIL I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND MY STUPIDITY
>Mfw they keep making more threads
>Mfw they keep going
>Mfw they're basically cockroaches, not even nuclear warfare can stop them
Shit you're stupid pal. I use to spam these threads too, know why I stopped? Because I realized they weren't going to, and that I was wasting my time
>I also realize that I was being a fucking nigger faggot. Just like you. You stupid niggerfaggot.
POP QUIZ ASSHOLE
>he enjoys autistic cartoons made for little Japanese children
You're just repackaged bronies
>>708694035
Great!
>>708694050
na, i have less hair.
>>708694212
Pretty
>>708694477
>wasting all that time to type this instead of letting mommy change your adult diaper and bring you more pizza rolls
Only read the first line so you wasted your energy you fat virgin fuck. I'm sure your sausage fingers need a good stretch after that novel you just typed
So tired for no reason. Why.
Hey /waifu/ rate my Jewish sister
>>708694614
Hello Yuuko.
>>708694724
I wonder this all the time.
>>708694694
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>>708694781
Lol I love how y'all have pics saved of me and my gf. That shows how truly autistic and lonely you truly are. Be jealous it makes me happy. Make sure you don't use all the lotion you stole from the bathroom cabinet in one beat off session to an 11 year old cartoon character tonight while I'm plowing my gf Kek
>>708694863
I only read the first line of what you typed. Once again your intense autism let you to waste all the energy in your fat virgin fingers to shit out another novel of text that you and you alone read. Kys autist.
>>708695159
post vol.2
Is everyone ok in here?
>>708695159
>being this fucking new holy shit
u mad bro. I made that for you. don't deny me my you.
you little fagget.
>tfw you came here to shit on people and basically got shit on.
You must be just starved for attention to come online like a loser and try to be a bully or some shit.
Trolling a waifu thread is ten times more cringe then actually posting in a waifu thread. you're participating and trying harder then anyone in here.
Even now, in just this thread you have posted more then me. By a long shot.
have a good night fagget
>>708695238
>typing this big of a reply that fast
>being this butt blasted
^kek
>>708695159
>your intense autism let you to waste all the energy in your fat virgin fingers
You seem to be repeating yourself in each of your posts.
You sure you're not projecting?
>>708695159
It obviously took an amount of energy to make this?
>>708694987
You date your sister? Incestuous fucking scum. At least jacking off to cartoon girls is more commendable than fucking your own flesh and blood.
>>708695332
Meh, I've run out of pastas to entertain you.
Have fun wasting your time.
>>708695449
Must've been so angry you didn't read what I put. That lonely Virgin saved that pic of me and my gf, and said it was my sister Bc he's such a shut in that he is in disbelief that humans have intimate relationships. Fuckin weebs I swear
>>708695593
Hi atago
>>708695666
trips confirmed underage bote
>>708695593
Get out
Who cares about your bitch literally no one have a nice day
>>708695225
Yeah, i must go in a bit however, but how about you?
>>708695666
dem satanic trips
>>708695225
Just got back from drunk dog walking
>>708695793
Mmk see you later
>>708695793
I'm doing good. Just watching the peoples argue and training Nonon's account.
>>708695593
Nah I think Imma stay
If this post ends in dubs, a third party will win the 2016 election.
>>708695932
> Implying they're other ways to walk a dog.
(just kidding good to hear you're back ;3)
Does anyone miss esdeath?
>>708696083
Who invited mr idgaf ;)
>>708695593
Fuck you
>>708695540
I won't claim that I created the first Waifu thread, but I did create Waifus.
I invented Love. There's no deeper meaning to this. I literally invented Love and Waifus.
>>708696086
Looks like I'm a dumb pussy and it's time to off myself.
>>708696257
yes and no
>>708696012
What would you mean by that?
I hope to speak of it later.
>>708695082
Hello Chen
>>708695593
I'm fine with you shitposting, but don't ever disrespect Viper's name.
>>708696257
I do, i could relate to him in some ways.
>>708696257
I forgot he was gone
>>708696334
I mean Nonon's Runescape btw. Heheh
>>708696345
Not Chen. Just using a reaction image.
See you later.
>>708696257
No
>>708696257
He was cute, in a hostile sort of way.
So, here's the question.
Your Waifu makes you food, but it tastes really shitty. Do you think you would be capable of convincing her you like it, or would she see through your act?
>>708696158
Lol in a fight with my friend over some bs being drunk helps but bitches emotions man..
>>708696334
Oh when you get back?
>>708696542
Oh :(
>>708696564
I'd just tell her it's bad.
>>708696634
>it was actually her late grandmother's recipe that was passed down to her
>she cries and yells that you hate her family
Nice fucking going.
>>708696797
Kidding, of course. Anyone that sensitive is clearly bitch-tier and not fit to be a Waifu.
>>708696012
What level is it?
>>708696878
I seen you in the shrine threads. I missed your art
>>708696878
>>708697088
My main level 96. Nonon's is level 61. Currently building so I can get Monkey Madness done for Nonon.
>>708697221
Well, I do have a story going.
And thank you, I know my art is the best thing ever, and I like that people can enjoy it.
But what's a shrine?
>>708697403
What's a curse?
>>708697471
Moorgibbon was very large. Maybe thirty times greater than Earth in volume and about fifteen times more massive. The larger bodies of grayish-white liquid (this liquid was fairly more viscous than water and a little less dense) were too numerous to be called oceans. It was common to find sharp, pronounced, yellow mountains around these not-quite-oceans but the canyons were typically a dark pink, and smoother in texture. When smaller versions these micro-oceans/mega-seas appeared in less rocky areas, they could be considered big ponds, lakes, and rivers.
These ponds, which showed up in the plains filled with bright red grass and dark red trees whose fluffy leaves grew from trunks of inconsistant color, were home to frogs. These frogs seemed reasonably intelligent, as they were able to entertain themselves and each other, usually with battle and song.
When a silvery creature with a squid's head and a horse's body crept up with great quickness and agility from a pond, I took a look and discovered this pond had an underground conncetion to one of the micro-oceans. It made sense why the squidhorse could only live in the micro-ocean, because the tint of brown there wasn't present in the ponds. It was essentially a saltwater fish. Except, when it became a slow, orange, blocky sort of warthog, it showed itself to be a shapeshifting creature.
>>708697471
I don't really know what they actually call those threads, the one with the fortune teller
>>708697533
The new form of this organism showed interest in attacking the frogs and I decided to non-violently intervene. Imagine my surprise when, after teleporting the animal to the peak of that hill, it took merely a split second to use my same technique and return by my side!
The beast recieved a scolding from what seemed to be its master, who appeared near it and I just the same. This light green humanoid, posessing six arms, six legs, a rather energetic tail and a head that I insist kept no consistant shape, seemed to be the most intelligent life on this strange planet. Why, though, had I arrived here in the first place?
This question first entered my mind only when it was put there by the humanoid. Although the blue sun of this planet, which stayed in the sky longer than ours, was no indication of the passing of Earth days, I knew I had been here for quite some time. The humanoid initiated conversation, and what unfolded was stunning.
>>708697560
What's a fortune teller?
>>708696797
I'd then tell her she cooked it wrong.
Then I'd hug her and say 'I'm sorry.'
Crisis averted.
