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>>708685597
Anything better than these two girls together?
>>708685772
nothing!
>>708685925
Get it Rita!
>>708686012
rita wants this
>>708686231
Rita gets what she wants
>>708686077
Hot damn that's a fine ass
>>708686293
no traps pls
>>708686487
>>708686538
go here fag >>708684932
no gay tay trannie here pls
dianne kruger
>>708686722
>>708686832
good lord i love her, never seen this before
>>708684914
>celeb thread
>starts with cara
rip thread
>>708687820
u a gay?
>>708684914
I saw some stupid inspirational video about this chick
she was basically doing what every white girl out there does, and she was being hailed as a "special and powerful woman"
The fuck? I wish I could make stupid fucking faces and say stupid fucking shit and be hailed a hero.
And another thing I just noticed
why the hell are these girls dressing up half naked
for other girls?
no straight dude would willingly go to one of these concerts, so why are they wearing mini skirts and bending over so damn much
and then we're supposed to feel like the patriarchy is objectifying women?
I don't get it.
>>708684914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X57LihY2Ymo
Who is your celeb mom?
>>708689294
Christina Hendricks, who else?
>>708689753
What would she do for you?
>>708689839
Breasfeed me
>>708689294
chastain obviously. gentle pegging is her game
>>708689753
mah nigga
>>708689294
>>708689839
/mcu/ pls go
Anybody got pics of Melanie Martinez?
>>708690311
YESSSS
>>708690311
Fuuuck I love those fat juicy titties
>>708690437
>>708690478
>>708690541
I'd suck those bad boys dry
>>708689959
>>708690000
How do you anons feel about my mommy?
>>708690686
100% breeding material
Cute, cuter, Mackenzie.
>>708690786
My favorite British MILF.
>>708690786
sub par, sorry anon. Hendricks, Chastain and Dunst are the ones for me
>>708690786
Your mommy is gorgeous
>>708690939
Could you blame me for wanting to mommy her?
>>708690956
That's ok
>>708690930
cute
>>708691072
Not at all. I know I wanted her to be my mommy pretty badly when Bedazzled first came out.
>>708690930
Now that is damn nice
>>708691223
>>708691015
Do you anons suppose her irl son likes seeing her in bikinis?
Dunstfag standing by
>>708691293
I know I would
>>708691470
Post her fat titties in dresses?
>>708691293
>>708691484
Same here.
>>708691577
why do they have to be in a dress?
>>708691719
I think the tease is sexy, don't you?
>>708690541
Where are you taking this...thing?
>>708691722
Xcx + ora =
>>708691805
of course but its nice to have closure on what they look like
more cara
>>708691074
The cutest.
>>708691250
Kenzie is always nice.
>>708691666
16 years old and she already has herpes
>>708691941
Definitely, I fapped so much when she did it
>>708691719
>>708691941
Fuck, im hard
Why do white girls like niggers so much?
>>708692089
good work anon
>>708692160
she has that effect
id like to see some naked celebrities plox
>>708692028
Those are some funny pants, i mean wtf
>>708685772
Nudes. Nudes are better than that.
>>708692197
take a guess
>>708692224
She sure fucking does, ugh
>>708692224
And yet this scene is still so fucking hot
>>708688210
I wish I was an ugly lesbian who grew up in a wealthy family.
>>708692284
They look cool.
>>708691484
>>708691578
I would tug while she poses in them
>>708692494
Don't we all
>>708692430
>>708692491
i've already finished to her, have fun
>>708692224
She's trying to seduce for first sex an apparently virginal and definitely beta male king. But he's the king, so none dare call him beta and he gets girls like this.
>>708692750
id have to stroke my dick too
M-My m-mistress mate Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world... I-I c-can a-assure you I-I f-find the utmost r-respect f-for h-her and w-worship h-her p-properly... I-I c-cover h-her whole l-life l-like a-a blanket and m-make s-sure she i-is always b-beside m-me wherever I-I go... She i-is b-becoming v-very recognizable wh-when w-we g-go out b-by most people... Unfortunately sh-she h-has b-become q-quite the t-target f-for m-men... They a-are always a-after h-her e-even though sh-she is arm l-locked w-with me... S-Some m-men c-come r-right up t-to u-us and lade their h-hugs and k-kisses... I-I've s-seen m-more than a f-few m-men grab h-her ass as they p-press up against h-her... Even the o-odd o-one I-I see his hand d-disappear into the unknown r-regions of her pants... Th-This is usually m-marked b-by her screeches and y-yells as I-I-I s-suppose they are d-digging around in there trying t-to find what dreams a-are m-made of... I-I j-just st-stand there in a s-sissy stupor, amazed and p-partly admiring th-the audacity o-of these top o-of the line Alphas... S-Such courage I-I feel should b-be r-rewarded s-so I-I let th-them h-have their f-fun w-with her f-for a-a while... A beta-dweeb l-like m-me breaks out his pen, s-sits b-back and takes n-notes a-as the alpha's h-hands and f-fingers r-roll o-over h-her luscious b-body... H-Her p-panties b-become an immediate t-target f-for them... I-I take n-note, writing furiously w-with my nerdy pen h-how their hand d-dives r-right into it... A t-true Alpha d-doesn't w-wait t-to be asked l-like a-a sissy boi, b-but t-takes b-by force what others merely j-just h-hope t-to achieve... T-That h-hand w-works l-like a m-motor in those p-panties: Victoria i-is a-a helpless m-moaning mess w-within a-a few m-minutes and i-is practically b-begging the Mighty Alpha f-for m-more... She f-fully accept his L-Lordship and p-power over her and quickly f-forgets m-me while in h-his embrace...
>>708692771
Will do. Thanks
>>708692411
who is this
>>708693915
Zoie Burgher
>>708692504
Not really, but whatever
>>708694058
On Kenzie they do..
>>708693255
Is Liz the kind of mommy that would pose for her son?
>>708694244
On the floor they look better
>>708694265
Oh yes. She loves making him happy.
>>708694382
That's lewd.
>>708694451
Would she start wearing something more covering and then slowly strip down to her bikini to get him teased?
>>708693682
ayo
>>708694531
It is
>>708694612
Oh fuck, wow
>>708694952
Mackenzie is too cute for that...
>>708695187
Lies
bump
>>708695466
I never lie...
>>708695559
Don't believe you bro
>>708695658
Why not?
>>708695462
Mmm
>>708695715
I just don't
>>708695818
Wayyy overdue for motion picture debut in a leading role
>>708695818
topanga titties
>>708691983
I agree with this 100%
>>708695889
Well I will never talk lewd about Kenzie... here..
>>708696072
Where will you? I'd love to hear what you have to say
>>708686332
Except for fame and talent.
>>708696171
Kik?
>>708695717
>>708695462
she's gorgeous.
>>708696323
Sure
>>708694608
Shut the fuck up you faggot
>>708696374
anondovey
>>708695717
>>708696357
>>708695462
>>708696520
Mmmm fuckkk!
Anyone wanna kik and jerk for jj with me?
>>708692411
What is this?
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill
>>708692197
Why do black girls and asian girls and Latin girls and indian girls and all girls like white guy so much?
I don't know, but I think staying out of prison helps.
>>708696733
/lgbt/
Go there.
>>708696972
Helping to raise the children you made is also a plus.
>>70868491
>>708696520
Nice lips
>>708685204
Hashtag Lap Ride?
>>708696733
as much as I love jerkin it to jj I just jerk'd
Every 19 year old virgin here dreams of being her ass licking slave
>>708687820
i dont think you realize how many people on this board are madly mirin this beautiful girl
>>708699364
Source? Qt here
>>708699364
I love her
>>708696496
Good god
Bump 4 Cara
Cara has best belly
>>708699226
hell yes
>>708699762
hair color, camera angle & resolution suggest its from the 2015 movie "Paper Towns" (the only one with Cara in a main role so far)
>>708696496
your autism is still going strong I see.
>>708701215
See she got in there with Taylor?
>>708701435
Cara a CUTE
>>708699942
She is cute, isn't she?
>>708701222
You would know it.
>>708701603
the kind of girl you just want to hug
>>708701359
what do you mean?
>>708702199
I would not let go
>>708702318
>>708702317
She stayed in Taylor's apartment. You know what a Cara sleepover is?
>>708702432
Shame she will never have sex with me ;_;
No more celeb mommy posting?
>>708699364
>that moment she turns around you realize its a man.
>>708702042
Was Elle cute?
>>708703100
>>708702454
Taylor has always been a Dyke, she only dates men to make albums.
>>708699226
Not really. She has HIV positive
>>708703218
theres your
>>708703229
I know. I'm just happy Cara hit it.
>>708703117
Elle was and still is cute.
>>708697375
probably the cutest girl to ever exist. past her prime, but we have pictures
>>708703451
Was she cute last night, will she be cute tomorrow?
>>708697375
>>708703473
is that chloe?
>>708703518
i was like no
but then
>>708703518
i was more like YES
>>708703518
nice
>>708703518
oh fucking yes
>>708703800
Just yes?
whats with this fine specimen? why is nobody obsessing over her?
i cant be the only one who thinks she taylor swifts upgrade
>>708693862
I-I w-wish my m-mistress w-wasn't so d-disloyal when these m-men c-come a-at her... She s-says she l-loves m-me b-but I-I d-don't really believe her... I know I d-don't deserve h-her and I-I think she j-just stays w-with m-me because I'm convenient f-for the time... I-I'm pretty sure she w-wants t-to walk away w-with these alphas and l-leave me f-forever b-but she's afraid t-to ask them, seeing they're complete strangers... And she's also afraid o-of my reaction to such an unexpected decision... I-I see this complete deviousness in h-her eyes s-some times... I m-make sure I-I don't trust her...
>>708704060
>>708703667
Maybe?
>>708703969
She is cute everyday.
>>708704206
I saw this today, what do you think?
>>708704060
fuck you hiroshima for file size limits
just nuke the alt-right spambots and server cost should be halved
>>708704430
Mhh....
>>708704589
I mean... did you like Ariana before?
>>708704556
Please be baiting
>>708704556
Can't believe Taylor fucked this girl
>>708703518
>>708704719
Yes I did.
>>708690930
lel, still just greL Doug and Lindsey
lil nigga
>>708704807
What do you like about her?
>>708688478
Truth teller deserves some recognition.
>>708704966
Everything.
>>708704966
I like how now that she has AIDS, nobody will touch her.
>>708704719
No she's a fat bitch just like you go back to tumplr
>>708705539
Trumplr?
>>708705583
did I stutter?
>>708705684
Yes
>>708705718
Toppler
>>708705776
Tubler
>>708705230
It seems she doesn't have any 'i am a whore' pics...
is she safe from shit Hollywood side?
>>708704430
>>708704719
>makeup for a week
>every time, all the time
like, how does she even look in reality?
>>708704771
i do the same thing in website illustrations, just a screenshot of an average programmer workflow IS boring to computer-illiterate peasants - so you put some random stuff around the nicest looking laptop you have in the office, just for the photo. whats the wrong with that?
>>708703667
underrated post
>>708705962
>whats the wrong with that?
she's a stupid, vapid bitch that lacks an upper lip and resembles a box turtle.
>>708705230
Ohhh fuck
>>708704783
yessss
>>708705600
Tee VVitch is a good film.
>>708706168
wait, isnt the whole thread dedicated to women who have literally nothing begtter to offer than their body?
or am i mistaken about the meaning of "vapid" (not english native speaker)
>>708685772
>>708685471
literally who?
>>708706366
such a cutie. would love to cream that face
>>708706670
anon just has a hate boner for emma stone
>>708706684
why couldn't she look like that forever?
>>708706682
That's Rita Ora. You like her?
>>708705826
Yes she is. 100%.
>>708706285
Huh?
>>708706752
i was still talking about karlie kloss lol
>>708706801
Too much makeup
>>708687950
if he was gay, he'd be into that manface
>>708706929
oh my bad lol. i was wondering why youd hate emma
>>708706309
>>708706801
I do
>>708707116
emma got pretty fat at some point and if i ever was a fat shaming misogynist it was when i saw her like that
>>708707194
fuck those nipples are amazing
>>708707300
Damn..
>>708707403
i know
>>708707507
Why is she so attractive
>>708707492
away
typing on a phone sucks.
>>708707300
Can she get anymore "I will suck dick fire fame"?
>>708707300
>that heartwarming smile, completely ignorant to those ugly and probably annoying braces.
when was the last time you smiled this fucking good for a stupid photo, anon.
>>708707301
fuck she looks good here
Would she send this card to her son away from home?
>>708707617
fixed it
>>708707559
she works for it ;)
>>708707656
Its an addicting smile, and the braces are cute imo.
>>708707773
>>708707492
>deleting your post to fix a trivial spelling mistake
>admitting you are posting from an inferior peasant device
pic fucking related
>>708708044
oh well.
question is still the same
>>708708091
Bella the hottest
>>708708273
she is a low life whore
>>708707773
With another picture inside to tide him over.
>>708708421
tide him over...?
That smile...
>>708708637
Would love to see more
>>708692224
I would prefer..... Interview with a vampire....little Kirsten instead.
>>708708637
chloe my waifu
moar
>>708710423
Celeb thread, not bimbo hooker thread.
Sooo cute.
>>708696838
Brother....... You are the smartest one in this thread.
>>708710686
Yea kinda
>>708701215
Suicide Squad........
Pay attention nigger.
>>708710925
Ma man.
>>708711081
Kinda? Super cute!
>>708711431
You made me appreciate her cuteness
>>708711750
I'm glad you noticed her. :)
>>708711865
But she is to pure to be here
>>708712217
Maybe you are right...
But that's why I fornid any lewd talk on here.
>>708712329
That's very nice of you, lewd talk about Mackenzie should be private !
>>708713072
I like your thinking anon.
>>708686293
Ayy Lmao
>>708713822
Is summer already?
