This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 300lbs
>>708663660
I'm 8'7" and 60lbs, bring it on!
>>708663660
>300lbs
Haha, what a fatass.
>>708663757
kek
i am american. i shoot him with my m4a4
>>708663660
i break his knees
btw i'm 5'10'', 350lbs
>>708663660
Fart in his general direction
>>708663660
keep fucking walking
>>708663660
ask the strange woman next to me who she is and why she's following me, then thank the hero for alerting me to her presence
Thank my lucky stars that in this unlikely hypothetical situation, I have a girlfriend
>>708663660
.45
Game over
>>708663959
>
>i break his knees
>btw i'm 5'10'', 350lbs
You up for that kind of physical activity?
I'm 5'8'', 840lbs, I break his knees. I sit on him
>>708664129
fuck you you know nothing about me
Encourage him to live it up before the joint deterioration and heart palpitations go into full swing.
>>708663660
uppercut to the bean bags.
winner manlet
>>708663660
ask him where his girlfriend is and he needs to slap my girlfriend's ass
>>708663660
slap his ass, ask him if he wants to try something new and diferent.
ill sweep the knee sensei
no mercy
>>708663660
Slap his butt and wink at him as I call him a big boy
>>708663660
Probably confront him, get my ass kicked, and then file a civil suit against him and bankrupt his ass.
I'd call an ambulance for that guy.closed head injuries are very bad and he'll be slapping his own ass.bye bye big guy
Probly tell him too smell his hand and then die laughing
>>708663660
grab my laptop and translate the measure to meter and kilogram
Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in America and try to get out before a radical immigrant or nig shows up.
>>708663660
Shoot him.
>>708663811
This is how body mass index works.
>>708663660
put a band-aid on my right hand and be on my way
>>708663660
Show him my gun.
Muscles can't block bullets.
/thread
>>708663660
that is Nochtli?
well, he can have her.
http://www.vkmag.com/images/vk_thumbs/58053/thumb_vk_van_politieagente_naar_succesvol_model_nochtli_peralta_alvarez_deed_het__vk_thumb_item_large.jpg
>>708663660
allahu akbar
wtf is 7'2'', 300lbs ?
don't you americans know how to count properly?
take a shit in his "protein shake"
>>708663660
I'll do nothing. My girlfriend will slap the shit out if his ass. Poor bastard...
>>708663842
This
I am 2000 lbs I will crush him
Im 6'10" and 340 pounds, bring it the fuck on
>>708663660
Sprint towards him and spear his legs
Chop him down like a tree
>>708663660
Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend ad probably I'll never have one.
>>708663660
I'm 8'4 and 450lb, 4% body fat. come at me faggoot
I'm 5'6" and 480lbs, I'd destroy him.
>>708663660
pop a boner
>>708665154
kek
>>708663660
Kick him in the knee those big fuckers always have bad knees
>>708663660
im 6'1' and 230 pounds also doing kickbox since highschool.
I think ill be ok.
Wonder how he can even reach so low considering my gf 5 foot Latina
sit back like a bitch and get KKKrat to finish him off
I pick her up by the waist and slam her pussy down on his cock until preggers.
Empty whole mag of airsoft AK47
>>708665473
Kek
>>708665555
Witnessed
Im only 6'2 200lbs. Id climb him and choke him out would be my brst bet. Or getclose enough for a headbutt
>>708663660
>girlfriend
>implying..
I don't have one, good luck slapping nothing..
>>708663660
Nothing, Girlfriend is dead, plastered all over the next wall.
>>708665154
You would Roll into him with your bowling ball, Physique.
>>708663660
Get a crane to pull him out
>>708663660
Obviously punch him in the dick. That brings any man to their knees.
>>708665555
chec'ked
>>708665740
>Yeah, cause I fucked her to death. Cuck.
>>708663660
punch his balls
Slap the fuckers ass and hope like hell he doesn't swing my way. If not fuckers gotta catch me first.
>>708663660
first I would yell at him to leave my gf alone (if I had one) then I would drive her and me to a safe well lit location on my mobility scooter and we would eat Poptarts and cereal from the box until help arrived.
>>708664232
I know your a fat ass...im 5'9 and 205 pounds and still considered slightly chubby...i cant imagine having another 145 pounds added on...
>>708664291
...for you
>>708663660
Thrust to idle, then thrust reversal and a bit of air brakes. Then taxi Mike on Alpha then Zulu. Expect gate 6.
>>708663660
Do a 360° and walk away
>>708665843
>using cuck
>>708666035
>5'9
>205lb
>slightly chubby
you are fat anon, don't fool yourself
>>708663660
I'm 3'02" and 1148 lbs
I step on his foot, pinning him in place
>>708666198
This is impossible. you''d just be facing the way you started.
>>708666417
>being this new
>>708663660
I shot him.
>>708666035
lol "slightly chubby". You're fat, don't kid yourself chubs.
Wonder why he slapped the air like that.
>>708666459
>falling for the b8
>>708664477
tripledubs checked
>>708663660
Wait outside his house for him to come home...
>>708666469
This is why guns are needed. People in wheelchairs can't do taekwondo.
>>708666417
No, if he moonwalks. You 360 and then moonwalk, this means you are Michael Jackson and your gf is 10 yo. Probably you will buy another one.
>>708666567
>uh oh I missed the joke, better say it was bait to save my ass
>>708663660
i'd like to see him try
>>708666244
>projection is a helluva drug.
>>708663660
mace him (because my taser stopped working).
>>708663757
AYYLMAO
>>708664484
/thread
>>708663660
how big his dink?
>implying women aren't falling all over him klunge-first
>>708665398
> 6'1' and 230 pounds also doing kickbox
Thinking that matters against a guy over a foot taller and 70pounds more
>>708666490
>>708666301
I dont have a double chin or manboobs but i do have love handles...
Wouldn't consider myself fat...now i WAS fat about 2 years ago...but lost like 40 pounds and no hight added
>>708664034
don't kill your self, it was just an ass slap
>>708663757
Jahahhahhdvshbahahabhsvhsbjdjebhfv
>>708665398
im 6'4 230 lbs done muay thai most my life , use steroids and even i would shoot this fuck in the face instead of trying to fight him, also ill fuck you up bitch.
I would wonder why he is smacking his own ass
>>708664246
Havin trouble seein, shorty?
>>708667387
>>708664980
thats bull
>>708664314
this
>>708663660
Assuming I had to fight him; ide go for his vitals (eyes, balls, throat). A guy that size is going to smother you with punches so trading with him would be out of the question. If I stunned him ide instantly throw him into a standing arm bar and break his shit. Wouldn't be much of a fight after that. Kinda tough fighting with a shattered elbow ;)
>>708663660
I'm "only" 6'4" and I want to go to asia just to walk in the streets.
>>708668056
forgot pic
>>708663959
Eugh. Fat and a manlet. A fatlet, if you will.
Nothing. The joke is on him, she does not exist
Look at him shocked and say "dude leave my brother alone, just because he crossdresses doesn't mean he swings like that"
His night is ruined and you and your gf won't be bothered ever
>>708667927
Should probably just take the fight to the ground.
Ask him if he's natty. The guy on the right is 6'8" and 330lbs.
But seriously, I would kill to be 7'2". He is a fucking giant. Imagine cosplaying as a Predator or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSjA3voJydk
>>708663660
turn my wheel chair toward him remove my oxygen mask and ask why hes gotta be a dick ive got 2 months to live and i cant deal with this shit
>>708664034
Pathetic lol
Did this guy get down on his knees to slap her ass? I don't think he could reach it standing up.
>Smack his ass
>Never regret it
>>708664246
Lol i guess thats why they say the meek shall inherit the earth. All the pussy halflings just wait for the real men to run out.
>>708664634
Pathetic
>>708663660
I invite him into our bedroom and watch him pleasure her in ways I never could.
>>708666469
Pathetic
>>708663660
Pick up the remainings of my gf ass
>>708666608
Even more pathetic
>>708669897
And run
>>708667387
So your just a fucking retard?
>>708663660
Well, he would give me a High five
>>708663660
Spill cyanide on him by accident.
Start swinging, he probably wouldn't expect it and id get a few licks in before he decked me.
>>708663660
I would ask why did he slapped my hand
>>708669026
that dumb bald jailfairy with those shitty facetats is a lying sack of shit. He is not 6 8 and he is not 330.
>>708670490
Yes, he is. His name is Martyn Ford, and he is a roided freak.
>>708663660
wait patiently, then bout three weeks later shoot the cunt in the back of his kneecaps whilst he is out jogging. Ass rape him with a rusty 12 gauge and carve the words "queer pedo" across his forhead with a chisel.
I am not a jealous man.
>>708664843
7'2" = 7 feet 2 inches, or 86 inches/218cm
Hah... You think this guy stands a chance?
>>708663660
Slap his ass I guess
>>708663660
I'm 5'11'' and 138lbs. I'll jump up and bite his ankle!
Realistically speaking though. I would kindly ask him to knock it off. And tell him that he has the chance to be a cool guy and still being built. I don't see why built dude's are usually dicks.
>>708664252
kek
You are the winner of this thread! Thank you
Obvious choice, I slap his ass
>>708663842
Not after the shill gets elected.
>>708663660
my girlfriend? shes not MY girlfriend anymore
He slaps my girlfriends ass? I probably let him fuck her then I get on knees and suck her pussy juices off his monster dick and then bend over for my turn.
I'd still fight him, just because he's large doesn't mean I'm a pussy. There's honor to be defended.
>>708663660
Kick the fuck out of him
>>708664980
I am 4000 lbs ! Wont do anything I m too fat ...
>>708663660
I used to figth every day in the army so I'll probably kick his ass btw I'm 5,9
>>708663660
yeah, we Dutch people are tall like that.
(actualy, tallest in the world).
Except for Nochti (girl next to him), but she is spanish/dutch.
>>708663660
No worries, guys over 6 ft can never be ripped.
Grab him by the pussy.
Tip fadora keep walking
>>708663660
I grab the heaviest object that I can swing and break his fucking head with it
>>708663660
>have no gf
>go on
>>708667124
Bud I'm 6ft and 210 lbs, you're fat m8
>>708663757
The Human Pencil
>>708663660
Slap it too.
>women are for ass slapping
>its why i let her accompany me
>>708663660
I would plan my payback
I'd start slow, growing out my hair, dying it a nice blonde, laser hair removal every where on my body.
I would then get breast implants and learn how to feminize my voice
Left and right I would fuck men, any man first until I learn what it takes to please a hard cock.
Finally once my training is complete I would find him, I'd play hard to get at first, but sooner or later he would fall for me
After a long night of passion and my fake pussy is full of his cum I would start laughing at him and call him a faggot for fucking a dude.
>>708663959
>slaps your girlfriends ass
Don't worry this can't happen to you.
>>708667124
Post a picture of your body
>>708663660
Hi, I'm British and unlike an American druid, I like everyone I know fight using our fists and not weapons. As a result of this us British people usually can handle ourselves in a fist fight so I'd probably fight the cunt. If I get knocked out, I get knocked out but everyone will respect me more for defending my girlfriend. Plus I have friends so we'd probably jump the cunt.
>>708663660
I'm just happy to have a gf anon, I imagine I'll be happy to let it go as that evening I won't be sat on my own all night, in the darkness, eating alone, with nobody to talk, nobody to hold, nobody to love or love me back, nobody to talk about the future with, nobody to make plans for the weekend with, nobody to be motivated by; I'll just be sat counting down the days until my death which will only be acknowledged by 3-4 close family members.
>>708673762
>I have friends so we'd probably jump the cunt.
>chav detected
>>708673262
What would you consider as a healthy weight for someone who's 6'2"
>>708673762
You're a fag m8
Steel toe to knee, then to face
>>708673333
I dont know if he wants to be fucked or wants revenge
>>708663660
What can I do? I'm fucked, might as well buy them condoms and a room to.
>>708674047
Not OP but I'd be very happy knowing I've got friends who've got my back for tough situations.
Social class is irrelevant, safety in numbers applies.
>>708674130
Okay 'm8'
>>708663660
slap his ass
>>708669026
>would kill to be this tall
>to cosplay
Mate...
>>708674327
Exactly. This guy sounds like a keyboard warrior who finds it impossible to make friends and I turn thinks everyone else is lower than him.
>>708674077
Maybe 195-205 assuming you're not swole.
>>708663660
tell him to build a wall and run for president
>>708674341
'faggot'
>>708673333
Checking that glorious sequence of repeating digits.
>>708663660
I would headbutt him in the dick until one of us was unconcious.
>>708663660
Out box his slow ass. Maybe single leg him and choke his ass out. Catch him in a heel hook. Really most anything I wanted to.
sweep his fucking leg and laugh my ass off as he trips and knocks himself out from the 7-foot fall
>>708673709
absolute savage
>>708673762
>american druid
We have those?
>>708674653
Damn, you are a cool one! Ever been in a fight bruh? Boss fights doesnt count tho
>>708671913
>just applied for FOID card
>Shillary might actually win unless Wikileaks drops some video of her sacrificing live babies to Baphomet and I may never get my Glock
>>708668862
>>708668862
>>708666035
I'm 5'9 and 105 pounds. Bring it on.
>>708674955
No. You have a bastardized and ruined version of what being a druid actually is.
>>708674653
Shut up you fucking pussy, you've never been in a fight before. He'd tear your jeans off and ram his pulsating cock deep into your ass.
>>708675245
Is he just screaming Alex Jones.
>>708663660
Take his legs 1st, taller people can move fast and hard to bend down. Once hes on the ground you have many options, you cant feint kick or punch, go in for a hold of any kind. If he stands up be aware of your surroundings just in case he tries to run you into something. When he loses consciousness you can stomp his face. I seen this dude fucking with someone smaller than his, bigger dude got fucked up pretty good it was funny.
>>708665755
Hello Old Friend, my old friend.
>>708675302
5'8 actually.
.762
Shoot him and hollow out his corpse for the winter.
>>708675372
So... hippies? I'm pretty sure brits have those too. I don't think the ones here use guns, though.
>>708675570
So many wannabe mma fighters.
Get a needle with air in it and inject that cuck
>>708675816
this
just fucking shoot him.
>>708663660
shoot him in the nuts
>mfv im a nigger
>>708674623
Ooo look at you not understanding the use of sampling and the basic English language.
>>708666035
>slightly chubby
>>708675816
Wanna be? how do you know i'm not? just a internet faggot huh. Let me guess, you're a trump supporter... in denial.
I would make him sit down for a whole month.
Leg day!
>>708663660
Knowing all you are cucks, you're just gonna let him fuck her while he's at it, too.
>>708669861
Nigger
>>708663660
>He's 7'2'', 300lbs
its a giraffe cuck thread...
>>708669908
Consider the alternative.
This way manlet wins. It's all about using your environment to your advantage. Only a fucking retard would walk into a fight he's pretty much guaranteed to lose.
Are you implying you're a retard?
>>708663660
Implying anyone here has a girlfriend.
You mean waifu right?
I'd laugh at him, no one wants his freak bullshit in their life. Women like masculine men within reason, not some giant monster. There's a reason these freaks are always the villains in horror movies.
>>708676927
I believe it is spelled c-u-c-c you retard
>>708676972
so true
>>708663660
Bite his dick off
Idk. Slap his as I guess? The fuck you even implying? That you are such a faggot that you cant slap a guys ass? Gtfo
>>708677167
Why
>>708663660
Do a 360 and walk away
>>708663660
>wat do
bend his ass over and force him to CHECK MY DUBS
>>708663660
ayyy lmao I know one of those girls IRL
kanker
>>708664477
all my keks sir
>>708663660
tell him that his size is seriously detrimental to his health and that he is stupid for wanting to be that big. then watch as the meat head gets mad at me.
he beats me up I go to the hospital, Sue his ass for beating the shit out of me, break up with him, then. finally I move to Europe and gtfo of the states.
>>708678268
*break up with my girlfriend, then move to europe.
>>708667104
Lol you're a fucking dumbass
>>708663660
why would he high five me?
>>708673709
kek
>>708669026
That's not a 4" difference you fuck tard
>>708673262
Bud im 6'5" 180 lbs. Your fat mate
>>708663660
Immediately break down to my knees and suck his dick and hard and fast as possible
>>708663660
Call the police and have her file sexual assault charges against him
Like a sensible person
>>708664272
only feasible answer. i love being bi
>>708663660
He looks kinda succesful, already married most likely. Slander him as a womanizer :P SJWs rip him apart on the media....
>>708663660
Tell him he can be a hulking, beautifully strong adonis of a man, but he doesn't need to be a dick too.
>>708663660
well , i would definitely get reked by him. but i would leave a mark on his body and his soul that will never go away as a reminder of what a utter douchebag he was for putting his hands on my women body. it would be worth it :-p
>>708663660
Thank him, because he found me a girlfriend with a simple slap on her ass as a price to pay
>>708663660
God made man. Sam Colt made them equal.
>>708663660
Ask him about his rapidly deteriorating joints. Good god at 7'2" and 300 lb. That guy must be in constant agony
>>708666035
>fat manlet mocking fatter manlet
Seriously, a guy that tall and big... you kick him in the beans in the first split second you get. Capitalize on any good handwork that sets up. Run like a pussy/pull out a weapon. He wants to wield that big body harass my woman then fair can suck a dick.
You niggas think you can takd out his knees? You're going to crash into those like a miata into the side of a red wood harder than paul walker.
>>708663660
find out who he is and where he lives. Then after crafting a perfect alibi, and donning a gasoline proof suit that leaves no odor, pour 10 gallons of fuel on his house at 3am in the morning, ensuring that he is inside and light it. If he gets out just put a bullet in his skull.
I ask him how the weather is up there?...This triggers his childhood insecurities about his freakish height. He breaks down and starts to cry, I hug him and tell him it's not his fault, he looks deep into my eyes, we start to kiss, I sweep him off his feel and carry him up to my bedroom, we make slow, passionate love.
>>708682563
*feet
fag
>>708663660
shoot him with my gun
fuck his corpse
???
dominance
right hook him to the face, he probably has a glass jaw like stefan struve. his tall ass would be on the floor with little cartoon birds above his head.
>>708666667
Yo, did no one see how close that was?
>>708663660
Punch his dick into his abdomen. btw I'm 4'11" 375lbs
