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op claiming id
kill me
hillary lost
>>708580251
jose is such a cute little birb
>>708580487
oh look another raging homosexual to add to the registry
what does it mean, to be cute?
>>708580748
whose registry?
>>708580807
moots personal faggotry.dll
>>708580954
i'd rather be on yours~
>Dad calls me and insults me for ten minutes before hanging up
>>708580659
As cute as they get.
Argonians cock
>>708581056
may i have the folder
>>708581230
Yeah, let me upload it.
>>708581056
as hard as it might be, for your own health you probably should discontinue communication with him.
>>708581464
thank
>wanting a folder of SPIC BIRDS
>>708581555
trips of objective truth
alternate is to confront him in a duel to the death, deal a mortal wound and reconcile in his dying moments
>>708581750
That is less preferable but might work also.
>>708581750
YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME I AM BEYOND THE REALM YOU CALL REALITY
>>708581555
He had good reason to act that way. Besides, I can't afford to discontinue communication from a source of food while being a NEET.
oh he's brazilian actually
>wanting a folder of FAVELA BIRDS
>>708581875
You know I said it as a joke but if you think about it would probably solve the problem more permanently. Death is pretty good closure.
>>708581913
>he thinks I can't judge matters incomprehensible to the human mind
you underestimate me
kill everyone that disagrees with you
This is true wisdom.
>>708582047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqK9DPxvqU4
Hillary fucking bombed in the debate
didnt want to talk about any of the accusations, was pretty amazing
>>708582253
I didn't realize youtube was this clickbait now
>>708582425
trump fucked up a few things though
"nasty woman" is going to be in all sorts of condemnatory headlines and his refusal to accept the terms of the election was politically idiotic (since if he loses, he can protest it anyway and the fact that he lied in the debate wouldn't matter one iota)
>>708582253
That title is cancer.
>>708582467
yeah that's one spicy title
but i do like how comfy that loud cate is
odds fap
evens naw
enjoy you're orgasm
>>708582721
that is the last video I will watch on that channel until they correct their sinful practices
I am DISGUSTED
81%~
>You will never get young men pregnant
you know nibbles of all the things you say you'll never do I'm confident that that one is actually not going to happen under any circumstances
unless you count trannies
>>708582047
no not really not at all but it frees you from pain
>>708581990
stop acting like its something to be proud of
you're an adult now
>>708583647
I mean, I think about living people WAY more often than dead people.
>>708583647
Hey. I see you doing that thing you do.
Namesync, work with me here.
>You will never have a boyfriend, turn him into a girl with black magic and get him pregnant.
>>708583647
Hey, I'm just joking around. Better than crying about it. And I said my dad had reason to be mad because I recognize my situation isn't something to be proud.
takes a little to get 'er goin' but she takes you where you need to be in the end
I would have stopped before the comma if I were you to be honest.
Roasted.
>>708584051
then change it! go out and do stuff, any stuff
find something you're good at and dont give up until you do
I'll be here all night.
>Snuffles has ignored me
I am in tatters.
>>708584365
i swear to god if one more mother fucker says this to me tonight
do not fret, i am here to feed into your desperation
>>708584296
I have no intention of going outside.
>He was turned into potaters.
and I thought comedy was dead
>>708584296
katz literally offered to pay him to draw porn earlier
there's a career there
>Talking to Tom
>>708584468
I am only playing.
I molest you enough in private as is.
>>708584469
Oh, Dom.
My sweet. How I have longed for your tender embrace.
Hold me.
I'll be real
sweet potatoes are tastier than squash
especially sweet potato french fries
and I have no idea who tom is
>>708581671
Sweet potatoes are shit.
But I am biased as I have to side with my name sake.
tomás
>>708584653
only if you shave.
literally fight me to the death
He should change his name to SweetPotaters.
>>708584993
he meant the email field my man
>>708584914
Only after March. I need it right now because Iowa is hell in the winter.
>>708584993
No, I mean you should read my address in that post.
Imagine all the places you could store a potater, like ur butthole cavity.
HA
well then
oh yeah I put a potato up my ass once
well kinda it was too thick and I was uninitiated so I gave up
Didn't we all put ice cubes up our ass once?
Or was that just me, George, and Ice?
>>708585086
unbelievable
me david and your mother are going to tie you down one day and wax your face
and your mother is going to be there just so you won't get boned over it
Have you ever tried freezing your own poop and putting it back up there?
shameless.
>>708585086
i'd like to visit the deserted, dead northern US in the winter sometime. montana, the dakotas, you name it.
I wasn't in that thread but I'd done it before the thread occurred.
No nibbles that is gross.
>>708585105
KYS faggot
>>708585348
I am surprised you two didn't tie me down and drip wax on me when I was there.
Maybe when I move back in a year if I don't go to North Carolina.
>>708585436
I'll have an apartment soon if you want to visit.
I must of reminded katia of some unpleasant memories involving frozen poop and his butthole.
what the fug
SF, you didnt stuff your frozen poop up his butthole, did you?
No, nibbles, I did not shove frozen poop up katia's butthole.
>>708585699
what the fuck is there to do in iowa?
>>708585984
dogs
>>708585984
I want to say corn related activities.
>>708585984
Me~!
But no, there isn't a lot to do.
Cornholing?
Do his corn hole doggy style.
we could dress like stereotypical rednecks but gayer and eat corn while having gay sex
that sounds like an activity
anything that's offensive to someone has potential
does this count
>>708586068
but kyle does not even wear his collar consistently.
>>708586092
but you do not even wear your collar consistently.
All the corn was harvested a while ago anyhow.
>>708586365
I found it.
I could snap a pic of it and my tail.
>>708586365
he runs wild with the pack but only because he can take the alphas knot consistently.
>hillary something subreddit took to making a
> < upvotes is the amount of times trump sucked putins dick
awww
so until the next corn season there's literally nothing huh
indians always have corn
I wish there was a pack to fuck around here.
I haven't boned a dog in ages.
Use a real corn on the cob and freeze it.
>>708585530
More of this
>>708585530
Moar
well then
STAP
>Local populations confused by relieved of sudden disappearance of feral dog populations.
Nibi, go play somewhere else.
The adults are talking.
but*
don't worry nibbles someday you'll grow up and you too will develop a refined taste for sodomizing quadrupeds
>>708586466
hm. i acquiesce.
>>708586471
you animals, making the poor child run naked for your sexual gratification.
>>708580251
KYS faggot
>>708586831
I hang dogs from trees.
So I can raise the woof.
>Be physically older
>Virginity is a social means that you're younger
Human social orders are a strange thing indeed.
>>708586999
I'll consider it.
Luke and Stairs are the only ones to have seen it so far.
it was a joke I'm pretty sure bestiality isn't mediated by age or sexual experience
actually...maybe a little on point 2
>>708586999
yes the poor thing just whined about it the entire time
he didn't enjoy it at all
>>708586992
Did you sodomize someone's quadrupeds?
>>708587274
no but someone once told me a cat is fine too
pop that fucking zit.
>>708587191
am esteemed circle.
>>708587227
i bet you took pleasure in his utter humiliation, as i would have.
>>708587369
Katia I am assuming.
>>708587227
At least I can control myself in the snow.
>>708587515
blushing is hella cute
>>708587515
How are you
>>708587515
Ha.
>>708587568
pansy
I do not blush.
>>708587551
I think it was anime
anime is degenerate
>>708587675
It was like, fucking below zero.
How you could do that is beyond me.
>>708587458
Putrid.
>>708587744
So is homosexuality.
oh shit I have two exams tomorrow
goodnight
>>708587808
I wanna do some real polarbear'ing this winter
maybe I'll come up to Iowa
fare well.
>>708587597
agree. i lament that i have become so comfortably homosexual at times.
>>708587628
started my new job today. it was hard with the pain in my shoulder, but i wasn't incapacitated. much more work than my previous job, but the pay is better and i have much better hours so i do not mind.
>>708587674
my phone has not yet gone off.
what the fuck are you deviants talking about
>>708588040
What's it doing?
>>708588040
what is your job dom
>>708588000
Well, I was talking to David about visiting.
Though if you two were to come here I would not object.
>>708588040
I am covered in chemicals still.
sex is so passé.
>>708588152
broke it, remember? it's been doing better, it's just painful to reach for things, precisely like what i do every time someone wants something from the cold case.
>>708588210
take a god damn shower.
>>708588636
Oh, I didn't know you broke it.
and I was asking what the job was.
>>708588741
deli counter at an upscale grocer.
good sex leaves you feeling euphoric for a day or two
>>708587458
What kind of dog?
>>708588636
>sex is so passé.
agreed
>>708588922
the kill yourself kind
>>708588812
Now I want a good sandwich.
I haven't had anyone complain about my sex.
haha
>>708588995
i can offer you one for gentrified prices
>>708588847
thinking objectively about sex diminished the pleasure greatly.
>>708589029
Yet.
>>708589161
say what now?
>>708589029
YOU'RE A WHYTE MALE
>>708589161
It's alright
makes me miss a shop that use to make amazing ones.
>>708589166
I am quite good at what I do.
>>708589216
it's a pedantic conversation. let us skip it, because i feel shame.
>>708589277
local place?
buying friends for 60 memes each
HAHA
>>708589360
there was a nice sandwich shop and deli that we had but it sold and turned to shit.
>>708589337
Put forth witness testimony.
>>708589510
If there is someone here who would like to testify may they speak now.
>>708589497
that's the worst. still a sandwich place?
Why do people consider other people (Most likely government AI programs) over the internet... "Friends"???
>>708589738
because we cant get real friends
>>708589711
Yes but they made a lot of people sick.
>>708589360
>feels shame
now I refuse to let it go ever
>>708588922
shep, I believe...
>>708589807
I cant get real friends. Why would I look for fake friends?
>>708589866
amazing edit
also what the fuck
What the hell is wrong with Nibi tonight?
>>708589931
real friends > internet friends > imaginary friends
>>708589848
i imagine they did not stay in business long.
>>708589860
god why.
>>708589848
>Everyone who ate their now wears their baseball caps sideways and has ballin ass shades regardless the time of day.
>>708590084
shame has been central to how my sexuality works since I can remember
laughed
>>708590084
They still are.
snuggles/cuddles > sex
>>708590180
i think that might be my problem.
>>708590202
unfortunate, i says.
>>708590361
Its a very real problem, you aren't alone.
Why even have sex when you can have pizza.
>>708590452
Why not have sex and eat pizza.
>>708590452
>>708590540
why not snuggle and have pizza
why have pizza when you can have alastor
>>708590445
i no longer feel shame sexually, and thus am unable to enjoy sex.
>>708590019
Why would you want friends if you dont have friends?
>>708590335
see>>708590452
>>708590652
>>708590335
Thats actually very true.
Sex, still great though
>>708589936
Yeah, I didn't edit it... Also, this is furries.
Why have sex, snuggle, eat pizza, when you can cover your genitals in cookiedough ice cream?
cookiedough ice cream is the best ice cream.
>>708590836
i am unmoving.
>>708590851
>shoving ur dick in a wet hole that could have shit in it
>having a warm body hug and hold on you tight while they kiss and nuzzle your neck
which one seems better to you
>>708591142
I like mountain berry
>>708591210
what brand?
>>708591278
store brand because I'm cheap.
>>708591142
Allow me to cover your genitals in the ice cream.
>>708591376
same. kroger is enough for me.
>>708591394
but i despise being cold.
>>708591206
have you ever considered shoving your dick in a warm, wet hole while a body hugs you and kisses and nuzzles your neck
>>708591594
you have a point
>>708591594
at the same time?
>>708591466
Would you prefer if someone put the ice cream in their butt like a bowl for you?
butts might have shit in them but vaginas might have babies
take your pick
>>708591871
no.
>>708591932
Out of ideas.
>>708591908
id rather just snuggle someone and not take the risks
Technically, penises shoot out babies too.
Very smol bebbahs
>>708592256
those are some strechy fuckin' pants
>>708592514
those are underwear.
>>708592701
same thing fuck you
Who wears underwear to a pool?
>>708592140
loving someone is a risk
in fact the more you invest in someone the more risky it is and snuggling with strangers is pretty weird
>>708592820
Careful saying that to gay men.
being in a committed relationship is becoming half a person.
I rather snuggle with no one and hate everyone.
>>708592951
i've had my heard broken many times
i just try to enjoy the time i have with someone
>>708593113
._.
>>708593366
Hey, maybe people should stop thinkin in hindsight and listen to me for once.
Gasoline horseys will take us away.
>>708593730
Okay, I'm listening. Please explain.
Snuggles, the children. How are the children?
>>708593827
Too late now, now you're thinkin and seein in hindsight.
>>708593943
they are just fine friend, no change
>>708593998
Tell me how to change that
>tfw finally get to see your hunnibuns after a few weeks apart, and he ends up sick and sleeps the day away
>>708593864
That blue thing is cute.
>>708594091
The threshold has been passed, the doors have been sealed. There is now only one outcome.
>>708594352
>Islam not on there
These kids are dumb
>>708594091
Explain what you said the other day. Jealousy and abortions? I am still confused over if it was an insult or not.
