ITT First world tragedies
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ITT First world tragedies
>>708558999
che kek'd
Happened to me today... Rough
>>708558999
kek'n'check
>>708558999
More like 3rd world tragedy
>>708558999
just shitty presidents like the rest of the world, absolutely not a first world thing
is this enough?
>>708558999
kek.
>>708559312
Yep, still using an iPhone 4 is pretty rough.
>>708561345
for fucks sake
>>708561767
FUUUUU-
>>708561345
for cucks sake
>>708561968
this isn't a rage/cringe thread
>>708561886
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>708561886
Just the worst
>>708562098
actually a shitty education looks a tragedy to me
>>708560503
I dunno, Russia has a pretty good President
What's his name? Vladskimir Pootskin?
>>708558999
/thread
>>708562368
/post
>>708562493
/lost
>>708561968
this is hilarious actually. imagine a normie tweeting from a trench.
>just got #trenchfoot a day ago. SO ANNOYING. Why do we have to fight the austrians anyway? no one else here wants to do it anyway. Fuck the generals.
>>708560503
Which one would be the shitty one? You had better answer correctly.
>>708562565
I think that would constitute insubordination and could lead to a court-martial. Military law is a bitch.
>>708558806
80 percent of that is completely salvageable.
>>708562985
What are you, poor? You eat food off the ground too?
>>708562985
if you are fast enough to pick it up in 5 seconds
>>708563182
no im just not a goddamn wasteful savage. I'm just assuming that ice cream fell out like that; only the bottom layer is fucked man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIZtiAtlkZk
>>708561197
You have to eat all the eggs
>>708563282
not the same anon. you said well
>>708563182
>letting salvageable goods go to waste
What are you a some kind of richfag?
>>708563446
>>708560721
fucking nigger
>>708563282
lol poorfag stfu please. This is a 1st world thread we just go home and get a pizza delivery
>>708563553
Of course I'm rich, isn't everyone here? I just made over $350,000 dollars this year so far, by the btw way
>>708563397
kek why is that chicken all bloody
>>708563555
Well played Mr trips
>>708562059
>_< This happened to me today
>>708562136
Scooby?
>>708563701
nigga I WENT OUT to get that ice cream. You think I'm gonna leave it there?
>>708563777
> Well played Mr trips
> Gets trips
>>708558806
crash and burn this thing
>>708563777
>>708563555
you too my friend
>>708563777
OH GOD
>>708563606
should have pissed all over it.
>>708563870
Because I'm a badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9V8E12clcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ
Theme for this thread
>>708563606
this makes me cringe more than the edgy goreposter
I'll give you a first world tragedy, its called refugees..
a god damn tragedy
>>708563756
>only 350k near the end of the year
>richfag
>>708563759
I keep seeing that too, every time I see that thumbnail, I'm expecting a chicken with a bloody head.
>>708563235
Raged
>>708558806
What the hell is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!
>>708563606
just noticed the droplets of pee on the floor
>>708564140
Have we ever heard back from random ecko shirt guy?
>>708560721 #
Niggers gonna nig
>>708564312
#BlackFriesMatter
>>708564223
I would have asked for a total refound
>>708562332
>Daddy putin
>President
Mother fucker do you even know how other governments work at all
>>708563913
Should of*
>>708560887
Nice
>>708562059
every fucking time
here is the ultimate homo
>>708564693
Is this nigga serious?
>>708564693
thanks goy
>>708562668
Both of them you nigger faggot
>>708562059
^This is pretty fucking aggravating. It's the one fucking thing my white privilege is powerless to protect me against.
>>708564693
That's wrong you nigger.
>>708564312
>>708564531
what country uses paper instead of tin foil on cookie sheets?
>>708561968
fuck
im mad now, we need wwiii now and wipe the 25% of world population to teach them hell and the valor of life again
>>708558806
How does this even happen? Were you eating it on the way home from the grocery store with your feet?
>>708564962
Shit Toe
>>708565123
kek'ed audibly
>>708560721
He'd better watch out for the filth in the background
>>708562083
is tha fucking kreashawn
>>708565207
he's already grabbin the cash you tart
>>708558999
Kex n' chex
>>708564962
Open your eyes and you won't step in shit. tbh this is a pretty regular occurrence in the third world.
>>708564728
would fuck that lil sweden virgin ass unless some mudslim already did
Do you live in india? Never have this problem
>>708563895
You're a big guy
>>708565409
You are supposed to put the coin IN THE FUCKING THING.
Goddamn just read the sign you fucking madman
>>708565056
what kind of culinary retard has never heard of parchment paper
>>708565105
this has happened since beating your children has become against the law.
This shit
>>708563039
naw, the best way to do it is 1 skittle in a bunch of M&Ms. Then you sit back and keep an eye on the bowl at the party and wait for the reaction of the person who gets the skittle.
>>708560503
The rest of the world is irrelevant which is why we rarely reference it.
>>708564728
The kids on the show were told to act like that.
>>708565400
this is a pretty regular occurrence in europe these days tbh
>>708561767
Oh Shiiiiiii this mother knows what he's talking about
>>708558806
How is that a problem?
Breyers doesn't even melt or go bad.The shit isn't even actually ice cream.
Search it out on youtube if you don't believe me.
I haven't touched the stuff since, and neither will you after watching.
>>708565027
takingthebaitthishard.exe
>>708565729
it's still too much natural for being fake.
he is an imbred faggot
>>708565666
Hail satan
>>708565957
why is it .exe? shouldnt it be .jpg or.png? you can't upload exes to 4chan.
>>708562332
>>Pootskin
I full lalwed at that
>>708566101
>implying
>>708563468
Mother of god that is head wrecking
>>708563606
Niggas gonna nig
>>708564623
>trying this hard to be mad
k
>>708563606
Fuuuuuuccckkkk. Must be a nigger
>>708563777
>>MFW I don't have an apprIATE REACTION FOR THIS WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES
>>708561886
This one is the agony of having the edge of your sweatshirt be damp right? I haven't worn a sweatshirt in so many years that it took me awhile to remember
>>708566392
I'm laughing my ass off at your favourites, Gabriel
>>708558806
this should be YLYL
>>708566522
What do I win?
>>708565607
"Help" is on the way!
>>708566392
you put some time into that one, i'll give you credit
>>708566666
Jesus fuck....checkered
>>708563606
Nigger
>>708566666
MOTHER OF GOD
>>708566522
I'm blowin up too hard it's only ~1/10,000. And this board sees a lot of posts
>>708558806
I totally get that lots of people have it worse than basically anyone in a first world country, but that doesn't invalidate people's feelings of frustration/sadness/whatever.
As they say, saying peoe shouldn't feel bad because someone else has it worse is like saying people shouldn't feel happy because others have it better.
>>708562497
He doesn't even fucking try
My sides have been deleted then deleted from the recycle bin again
>>708558806
its on rubber mat so easy to clean. only the part on ground is ruined.
id consider this a best case scenario.
>>708566642
images?
wtf you expect from this fucking image board
>>708566666
I don't know what you're talking about, also, unholy quints checked
>>708566666
shiiiieeeeeeet
>>708564064
son of cheetos guy
>>708565409
My fucking girlfriend did this the first time she ever saw one. I left her there.
>no white boys allowed
what went wrong?
>>708565570
What kind of retart calls it parchment paper. Talk about redundant
>>708566666
okay okay. I've been comin here for a while. I don't remember wtf this thread was supposed to be about but it's a fucking chekem thread now. You don't see this shit every day.
inb4 fucking everyone else jerking off in other threads
>>708558999
>>708563555
>>708563777
>>708566666
>>708567223
Fuck you
>>708560887
This bitch is the perfect amount of nigger grab her bidehpoosy
>>708562059
Why do you use so much fucking syrup
>>708567287
what kind of retard says retart
>>708565409
Brother used to hit mine when it went by him because he is a cunt.
>>708567290
Check these then
>>708567313
the jews fuck us every day.
>>708567352
because diabetes is delicious
>>708564634
Half dinosaur?
.....notice the light beer?
>>708567469
OK you win this one faggot
>>708567352
it does taste good as fuck, also I love sponging it with bread
>>708567468
try again
>>708567549
thanks fampai, i haven't won anything before. i am going to screen cap your post and hang it up in my good boy chamber.
>>708566895
no doubt; that looks in pretty good shape too. if they didn't waste so much time taking a picture, it'd be frozen again by now.
>>708562059
For fox sake, I was the trip 7s
Fox GET
>>708567675
jeez.. so much work to clean up all this mess
>>708566266
im still trying to figure out what he said; i was hoping he'd reply and explain his typo.
>>708558999
chekked.
>>708563777
Fucking magical and Czeched
>>708567807
Cute capybara
>>708567220
>Claim you're Slav/Mediterrenian/Iberian/Irish
>Checkmate racialists.
>>708563756
So did the worst player in the NFL
>>708567220
Shes a horse faced white trash nigger lover, that's what went wrong.
>>708563468
If you knew anything about framing you'd just know that it was a bunch of shitty mexicans doing the job.
There's nothing unusual about that.
>>708567287
As opposed to wax paper. Fucking manlet. Lrn 2 culinary.
>>708567468
k, i checked them but they have some sort of disorder.
>>708563415
Why is the hand white?
>>708568320
Fixed
>>708564962
Only faggot wear flip flops.
>>708568252
I could beat them with my belt for a job like this. it triggers my autism
>>708568008
BOOB check'd
>>708563606
>Nignog detected
But even niggers should have more hygiene than that. I mean, come on.
>>708568414
i don.
I don't understand.
>>708568417
yeah, right. ream men wear sandals... with socks
>>708564634
Start the reactor Quaid
>>708561886
This is the worst
tragic
>>708568683
>see you at the party, Richter
>>708568683
>>708564843
when was this taken?
>>708564634
start the reactor
>>708566666
What the hell is going on in this thread, will we get >7085555555 aswell?
>>708558806
first world problems;
Niggers
SandNiggers
Homosexuals.
>>708560193
Hey heres another thing to say
>>708565613
I know, the fucking street sign ones are the worst. Sometimes they include the stand, sometimes they don't.
>>708568903
no idea
>>708558806
This is why I stopped watching Maury.
>>708568843
>Hey Benny, SCREW YOU!
>>708562059
THIS IS WHY I STOPPED EATING MEAT
Nuff said.
>>708566392
I really really like your other tabs. Alas, with the degeneracy on this site, I can't tell whether only two or all three of them are b8.
>>708566426
I'd kill myself.
>>708566522
Screenshotting for appropriate reaction.
>>708567058
better hope that's wrong for his sake!
>>708568394
Because its a movement where whites give a hand to help black people that don't actually want to be helped.
>>708569452
Post it nigga, I need it for, well you know, science
>>708568833
>>708569724
Aw shit
>>708569769
My fucking sides
>>708569724
did she survive?
>>708564312
I can smell that charcoal now
>>708567287
Who says /b/ isn't educational?
>>708562157
this would have looked better if you had edited the logo in black in front of the white lines of the building behind it.
>>708569724
>loosing mass for increasing speed
smart move
>>708566426
Megan Fox thumbs...
Bleeeaurgh!
>>708567275
>>708563235
REFUND
ANGRY PHONE CALL
>>708568976
>being this much of a roody-poo
>>708569543
>Baptizing Ak's
Why is Russia such a /k/ool place
>>708569978
>loosing
>>708559312
I actually wish this would happen A LOT more often
>fuckin digital snitch devices
>>708570111
Even more trips.....someone screen cap this shit
>>70856346
two nights after noticing it I would be hacking at the corner with a hatchet
>>708563039
You're a fuckin evil son of a bitch
>>708567220
She looks like girl version of TheSmithPlays
>>708569095
I'm more than thoroughly confused.
>>708570087
>typo
>>708563983
I dont see whats wrong here?
>>708567220
I mean, if you're gonna fake a profile to try and upset people, at least realize that Tinder doesn't allow profiles that are under 18.
Try harder bruv. And don't use MS Paint next time.
>>708569895
why doesn't it catch on fire in the oven?
>>708569095
explain??
>>708569595
Here nig
>>708570671
Science
>>708563555
Name of the girl?
>>708570637
one of my favourite pics of all the time.
so satisfying to watch
>>708564634
I was in that thread
Guy said ama, but wouldnt say if he has put them fingers in a vagina
>>708570719
You're doing it wrong
>>708567290
yeah dude, i made this post >>708558999
and last saturday i got pic related
it's raining trips
>>708570029
Glad it wasn't just me who noticed that!
Fucking degenerate mutants!
>>708570521
>Diet Coke
>>708570908
He makes one like every 6 months or so....last one was good, he has a pretty cute girl
>>708558806
Triggered
>>708570944
Fuck using the correct technical terms. When I learned that you could do this shit, I called it screenshotting. I still do. If you've got a problem with that, you can call 911 and voice your grievances.
>>708558806
>Breyers
that shit's 4th world
rip rich piano
>>708571067
Didn't you know? Have a Diet Coke === you can eat anything.
>>708571241
This is not a YRYL thread faggot
>>708567525
Yeah dude she's on a diet, show some respect.
>>708571031
Fucking triggered now I know about them!
>>708569095
shiny and chrome
>>708570698
basically if it's not near an open flame or too close to a heat source it won't ignite. A really awesome way to make turkey is to cover it with a paper bag, it allows the perfect amount of moisture to escape.
>>708562083
don't get it, its a trap or what?
Who's dead?
>>708571535
Shove a full (opened) beer up its ass and bake
>>708567220
>senior nursing student
>16
Reeks of Photoshop
>>708563039
probably tastes like tootsie roll
>>708571401
What, I'm not upset.
>>708571241
TRIGGERED
>>708570908
Self made firecracker I guess?
>>708567459
James?
>>708571744
>child prodigy
>>708571735
Is the cupcake ok?
>>708571907
it died later of eternal slurping
RS 07 general, post banks, skills, etc. Can someone help me out with some skills. Help please
>>708562289
lack of education is a massive third world problem
>>708566101
what the fuck are you talking about it is a gif being renamed to a jse there is no exe involved whatsoever
>>708567220
That is some pro photoshop you got going on there, you should work for CNN
>>708570157
Holy fuck. I hope that butter boot cried that day. fuck.
>>708567843
thanks obuma
>>708565607
a boat full of new germans!
>>708570671
the burning temp for that is 400 degrees, some of them are higher like 600 degrees but as long as you don't go higher than that it won't catch fire, it might turn brown and singe a little.
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