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>>708557979
I have no idea who that is but it's actually me, Martin, who had dinner but did not walk the dogs. I should have a shower.
I should also delete the thread I made.
i tried to make kale chips
but i just burnt everything
and then i ate some of the burnt bits and now i have a tummy ache
I only listen to music written and performed by artists who've individually recreated the entire history of composition and instrumentation through trial and error.
>>708558326
The tummy ache is from the kale, not the burning.
>>708558102
What an adorable OP image.
>>708558247
It was a joke.
Circumsoldier is a drunk unintelligible Ukrainian man.
ive ascended 13 layers of existence into an esoteric realm of where i can experience every alternate timeline of music history playing at the same time
>>708556872
What comic?
>>708558366
thanks
>>708558326
>he fell for the "SOOPER FUUDS" maymay
>not just moving more and eating what you damn well please
>>708558366
I see. I was only modifying /jp/ copypasta. Going to shower now.
Is there anything I should do today? Is there anything I should do in life?
are you trying to tell me to stop being lewd with a married man
>>708558360
>>708558399
well i own a generic brand mp3 player that can hold a couple gigs of music.
>>708558477
No problem. You draw it or somethin?
I hollowed out my body into a series of resonant tubes and donated myself to the london philharmonic, where musicians spend all day blowing into my thousand orifices to create haunting melodies that harmonize with my unending groans of agony.
>>708558613
this right here is the real hipster
>>708558596
go further
>>708558360
>>708558399
Get on my level, fuckin scrubs.
>>708558431
https://e621.net/post/show/482413/anthro-arkaid-blush-brother-brother_and_sister-cat
>>708558613
not really, here's something I did a while ago though.
>>708558596
Fags can get married now? What year is it?!
>>708558360
i can get behind that
kale is fucking atrocious
>>708558549
i can't bear to be without my true love- doing nothing
>>708558799
the level I'm on is encrypted in the data of that image and every one like it. Said level gets deeper, wider, and more esoteric each time a new version of the image is created.
>>708558936
so why did you put it in your mouth
>>708558820
Christ, I can't believe I haven't seen the whole thing. Arkaid is fucking amazing.
>>708558869
That's pretty adorable.
I'd probably pay you for dadcest draws some time.
i am the sole owner of the never before heard third LP of miles davis' bitches brew where john mclaughlin eats wayne shorter's ass while miles jump ropes in the background
>>708558993
because i want to see what happens if i eat a lot of veggies and not a lot of meat
>>708558936
So just do crack- Then you can do nothing way faster and also crush your appetite.
>>708559075
yes
do that and share with everyone plz
eisen is rising to shkreli levels of music exclusivity
>>708559075
what's with you people.
>>708559186
And crash into a bulldozer and be incinerated.
>>708558993
There is nothing more- Only SUPER EUROBEAT.
I dug up wayne shorter's skeleton and ate the pelvis where his ass would've been in homage to that album.
>>708559152
absolutely do not do that
i cant top that im laughin so fu ck ling hard
>>708559346
dear god I haven't heard someone say Eurobeat since 2008
>>708559186
drugs are too scary and i am far too large and absorbent of a pussy to try them.
>>708559368
y
>>708559275
Would you deny my money because you don't wanna draw dadcest?
You prude.
Don't you wanna draw stuff like pic related?
>>708559334
Kowalski was on speed, there's a difference. I think.
Let's call it a draw, clearly we're the two most patrician people alive.
>>708559455
because it will make you into a bitch
don't be a bitch
>>708559452
Holy fuck I am all about that shit- One of my (slightly) guilty pleasure genres. NOT MY GUILTIEST THOUGH.
>>708559474
I suppose I would consider it.
>>708559481
Speed is a generic name for several drugs I believe.
>>708559563
But I'm already the queen bitch
>>708559675
>ylilauta
>>708559703
Want me to find you and hit you up on steam then? Maybe we can work something hot and steamy out.
>>708559675
is eurobeat actually a ylilauta meme
sophomore year of high school there was a kid who'd literally just play eurobeat loud af on his laptop in chemistry before the teacher showed up and we'd all dance like a bunch of nerds it was lit
>>708559815
only in the gay sense, you don't want to be a heterosexual kind of bitch
>>708559563
>implying a REAL patrician would fold and suggest a mutual submission which is just as bad as being a pleb
IF YOU AIN'T FIRST YOU'RE LAST!
>>708559675
I loved euro stuff but its a dead genre now
>>708559912
yaaaaass queen slay
>>708559916
actually, eisen submitted, I just extended an olive branch. I know I'm the best.
>>708560005
I just had this desperate urge to stab you
>>708559903
Oh, fine. Get my account through Clint. I won't be on today though.
Why can't I hold all these orgasms?
>>708560048
I can't help it
the new lady gaga album is coming out soon
i just couldn't help it
>>708560079
Good boy.
>>708559869
shrug
>>708559912
And is ylilauta a Finnish thing or wherever Spurdo came from? No, eurobeat is an /o/ meme and /o/ also happens to be the only board keeping truly dank memes like Spurdo and skullblower alive.
>>708560108
Someone has great taste.
>>708560204
Golly.
>>708560186
do you act super gay in real life or is it just to annoy me on the internet sometimes
>>708560217
ylilauta is a finnish board, the origin of spurdo and (maybe?) gondola (that might be kc though)
I hang out on kc all the time not yli
>>708559926
Probably why I enjoy it because most of the shit I listen to seems to either not exist today or exist in a far removed state it might as well be something else.
>>708560377
Trust me, I'm not gay at all in real life.
>>708560362
>3 bunnies with cancer.jpg
>>708560370
Don't worry I'll be gentle at first.
>>708560457
excellent
I continue to encounter that abominable fuckboy in the game room at temple
whenever we're playing melee I overhear the vapid, degenerate little cunt talking about his sex life and his fetishes and how generally disgusting he is
if ever there was a reason to go full omar mateen, he's it
>MARK CUBAN DROPS BOMBSHELL ACCUSATION ON TRUMP -nbc abc cnn hln msnbc fox news
>"I know two women sexually abused by trump"
>"HOW WILL TRUMP RESPOND TO THIS ALLEGATION?"
>>708560623
They should be asking bill about this type of stuff tbh
I fuck white butt boys.
with big butts.
>>708560623
meanwhile, irrefutable evidence of democrat operatives committing intimidation and voter fraud
*crickets*
>>708560799
Are you a person or a shitskin?
>>708560623
The media is p. great
>BIG BOMBSHELL TRUMP IS DONE THIS IS IT MAJOR ACCUSATION
>"I think trump may be racist." - Man we spoke to.
>WOW HOW WILL HE RESPOND TO THIS? HE'S DONE.
>Thousands of emails and tons of footage of DNC representatives admitting to rigging the primaries and plans to rig elections and frame trump supporters.
>"W-well.. t-this isn't verified..."
lugenpresse genocide fucking when
>>708561075
Is there a fic that goes along with this? Because I'm actually dripping
>>708560918
I find that offensive.
Please use the term "Basketball American."
>>708560821
>>708561051
not crickets. archive.org/web/20161019235348/http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/19/opinion/wikihillary-for-president.html
>>708561277
doubling down
I want to fuck dinos
Tails has cool feets.
Thread dead.
Probably via my shitty cub incest.
>>708561743
jesus christ he looks like he would cut that dick off if he could
>>708562101
adequate diagnosis, doc
>>708562287
hooray for musk
>>708560315
You too!
>>708561211
I don't think so, unfortunately.
>>708562112
He's a prostitute, so who knows
>>708562361
hooray indeed
>>708562403
It was a joke since I commissioned that picture.
>>708562287
Love this picture.
>>708562449
There is a colored version of this pic
I have a new favorite book
>>708562494
Does that mean you commissioned something that you think is "bad taste"? What was the joke there?
>>708562605
what a retard
>>708562605
No?
I told you that you had good taste when you posted my commission.
Just messin around.
only despair to be found here
goodbye friends I'm going to go mangle a guitar
>>708562944
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN BOY?
THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT AN EXPENSIVE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
>>708562944
lewd joke about the gstring here
>>708563026
mangle just means "play badly" in this context don't worry about it
>>708563089
I was referencing a line in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7zSUMvWjSU
>>708562801
Gosh, I know right?
>>708562837
Alright, thanks.
