>General secrets and feels thread
Have a crush on a guy i went to college with for 2 years, never got the chance to tell him because i know i'm not his type.
Not sure if it was a mistake but i introduced him to my friend and they have had a relationship twice now.
I don't really think about it because i just want him to be happy, but i can't help but dream of us being together.
SO 4chan, any secrets?
I stole the sticky tac
hi
i watch Dance Moms
I can only get hard with identical twin porn because its the only way I can be sure they're related.
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
:(
>>708485121
awwww
Heeft het zin om nog langer te wachten?
I've been infatuated with my cousin since she was 9 years old. Even though she is now of legal age, I am much older than her and probably will never have her, which kills me. I molested her in her sleep tens of times throughout her teenage years. I dont do it anymore but still lust for her. We have a very close relationship now and she says she considers me one of her best friends. I dont know if she knows about all the things i did to her.
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708485867
How did you even molest get in her sleep? Wouldn't she wake up?
>>708485956
you're a bit slow today, busy?
I woke up needing to take a piss at around 4AM. There was a pregnancy test in the trash bin. I decided to take a walk, just to clear my head and see the sunrise.
I never came back and I never returned her calls. This was three years ago.
>>708486035
I got really good at it. Its a strange thing to say, I know. But I could probably write a manual on how to decrease chances of waking girls up. I wont obviously.
I never had sex with her, if thats what you meant. I did penetrate her with my fingers a couple of times, however. Both vaginally and anally.
>>708486251
so the pregnancy test was positive?
>>708486307
Oh ok I thought you actual penetrated with your dick, I was like how the fuck?
>>708486469
Never checked to see. I assume she never got pregnant because I never heard about it from her, but I can't help but wonder.
>>708486516
Yeah, no. I used her hands and feet to masturbate but anything bigger than my fingers at very slow speed would probably have woken her up.
>>708485121
how do you necessarily TRY to finger someone? Did she play itsy bitsy spider with your thighs or somethin?
>>708485121
>tried
what? did you stop her or something? why would you do that?
Was raided for cp. Since I was a minor I got off scotch free while my brother has to go through the court system. They came for my desktop. Apparently my brother also had looked at cp.
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>>708487251
>things that didnt happen
>>708486938
Lol I thought you had like amazing skill or amazing passions lol
I attempted suicide once for having a 1.9 GPA. Nobody except myself, and the dude who fixed me up knows about the incident.
>>708487387
Thanks for thinking my life events are so obscure that they don't sound truthful
>>708487512
>1.9GPA
Basically brain-dead with a GPA like that
>>708487512
try to kill yourself with safety scissors or something?
Got involved with another girl, though I'm married.
Affair lasted 2 years. We decided to stop.
She met someone, got married too. Year later tells me she wants to have kids. Not with her husband but with me. She says no one would have to know. I agree.
She gets pregnant. Gives birth. Kid is our mirror image. She tells no one.
Fast forward 2 years.
Her marriage is meh, as is mine. She wants another kid, same way, I agree.
Fast forward 2 years.
We've had an on-and-off affair. I have two kids with her. She LOVES them and says they're her life.
Occasionally I buy them wonderful gifts, as "the rich uncle friend".
Our kids make us so happy in an otherwise crappy world.
Don't have to pay child support :)
Still fuck her once a month.
>>708487481
Amazing passion????
haha, i do wish i could shake off my lust for her, it has only brought me stress, honestly
When it comes to skill... I even internalized her sleep cycles and deep sleep/ rem sleep ranges
im kind of a creep i guess but only about this
>>708487697
Your the boss
>>708487697
That sounds like a win all around. Damn, you're lucky.
>>708487768
>molested minor in sleep
>internalized her sleep cycles for more efficient molestation
>I'm kind of a creep I guess
>>708487768
Patients lol sorry, don't worry I feel the same way about my sister, haven't fingered her or anything, but still it's there
>>708487527
You must be from the UK or Australia where this shit happens regularly or no? This only happens in the USA if you blow your data caps on cp every month using java script and Windoes with tails.
>>708483591
You fucked up, OP. You've got to at least try. If you get in, you get in. If you get rejected, at least you have closure. It would have caused you less pain when your friend eventually started dating him. At this point, you probably can't even try anymore without seriously upsetting your friend.
>>708487855
you got me figured out
i try my best to be a net positive in her life otherwise
like i said, i dont do it anymore but know i would have her if a could so yeah, im a bad person
>>708487902
used to have a job that involved providing pedo information to various agencies. Can confirm the FBI do care what you're downloading, but there are so many fucking child molesters and cp distributors in the USA they have to deal with that people who just view it are rarely the priority.
You're still on their lists, and if you get pulled in for something else they'll just happen to confiscate all your electronics to run through the forensics lab.
When I was little I did something regrettable. I managed to convince my entire school that I was a foreign student. Made a false background entirely and sadly it got out of control to the point that I had no choice but to go with the false narrative I idiotically made up or be ostracized by my peers. I grew up with friends but none of them knew my real home life and I manged to have the lie go to completition. Congrats anon's. Nobody knows of this :)
I have friends who I invite over sometimes to sleep with my asian girlfriend. Something about watching her get viciously gangbanged just really does it for me.
>>708487697
Is your wife a bitch?
I was living with the girl of my dreams. I legitimately thought she was going to be my wife. Then I fucked up. One night I got super plastered, and I cheated on her. She left me. I was forced to move back home with my parents across state.
So now here I am, a grown ass adult living with his parents, unemployed, no degree, no relevant experience, no plan and no direction. The woman of my dreams has now moved in with someone else, someone who succeeded in the exact degree I failed in years ago, and is making six figures. Though I can't complain. All of this is my fault. I flunked out of college. I cheated on the woman I loved.
None of that is my secret, however. My secret is that I'm very seriously considering suicide. I've sort of off-handedly mentioned to people that I've entertained the idea before, but I've never really let on that yes, I fully intend to actually kill myself. I can't, unfortunately, or they'll probably start keeping a close eye on me and doing what they can to limit my access to say, the guns in the house. But I've been planning it for a few months now. I have a well written note all typed up. Most likely what I plan to do is go out to the lake in the middle of the night, trudge out as deep as I can while still being able to handle the gun above the water, and shoot myself through the mouth into the brain. If somehow I fuck it up so that the shot wouldn't kill me and I'd just end up braindead or something, I still won't be in any position to save myself from drowning after I go unconscious. I wish there was a way I could do it without hurting anyone else, or at least to be able to tell them first. But unfortunately that would just ruin the plan.
I... dropped the screw... in the tuna.
>>708483591
My whole personality is a lie that I created as a defense mechanism in middle school because I was constantly bullied and fell into a four year suicidal depression. A big problem now is that I dedicated so much of my time to learning to not give a fuck that it's adversely affecting my life, and it's hard for me to care about literally anything, whether it be a job, college, or people. On top of that, the personality I created for myself is actually pretty funny and likable, which means I have a lot of friends that want to spend time with me and, though I try really hard, I literally do not care about them or anything that happens to them at all. On top of that, because I'm also moderately attractive, the funny guy angle works pretty well for me and I can get a lot of pretty attractive girls, but every time I start to get close to a girl, something clicks in my head and I decide I don't like them anymore, so I push them away as fast as possible. I've gone through this cycle multiple times with some girls. It's the one thing I actually feel bad about but I have almost no self control and it keeps happening. On top of that, I'm afraid of actually going to see some kind of counselor about my life because I know there are some things that I've pushed really far in the back of my mind to forget about and I dont want to dig them up, on top of not wanting it to be affirmed that I am actually a terrible person.
tl;dr - I'm self-absorbed, self-destructive, and probably a sadist/sociopath, but I have too many people in my life to be open about it so I pretend I'm a decent human being, which makes me uncomfortable 24/7.
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>>708488934
I'm Asian and I let all my Asian bros bang my white girlfriend. Something about watching her get viciously gangbanged just really does it for me.
>>708489828
wow anon, you sound exactly like me.
different situation, quite possibly way worse.
still, my lifes been so sad and deperessing, its like normal for me feel terrible about being alive all the time but i have good friends who care about me and i wouldnt want to hurt them. i wish there was a way to start over in a new town by my self but that would be hard.
>>708483591
I go on omegle under the 'thicc' tag and send people pictures of my ass without telling them I'm a guy
I have never "fallen in love" with anyone in my life. I've tried to hit it off with a couple of girls before but always cut them out just before i reach the dating stage. I can’t understand why i should dedicate my time for them. The world works on a reward punishment based system so what do i gain by being in a relationship. The 1st few days of hanging out with a new girl is exciting after that it just becomes a slog.
I have never felt remorse in hurting people (99% of time), Usually the people are my close friends. The smallest weirdest things can set me off(i get the angriest if someone questions my intellect for example calling me an idiot) here are some instances. 1)A close friend outperformed me in a major university exam so i wrote an anonymous letter to the anti-cheating cell stating that he had cheated in the exams and after some hearings they debarred him for 2 years. 2)I stole and hid my friend's final assignment and records which resulted in him failing that year.
These are only a few instances and there are many more but I've never felt any remorse (not to sound edgy but on the contrary i love to see everything fall apart in their lives due to my actions). If someone insults me (or if i feel insulted) i never do anything immediately i usually wait for 5-6 months before doing anything because it may lead back to me. All my friends think i'm a pretty nice guy .
I'm also pretty rich and I'm pretty good,pretty good looking and in med school ,yeah .
>>708490003
I think about it a lot. I really romanticize the idea of leaving my life where it is and moving somewhere completely new under a new identity. You're right, though. It's hard to do something like that, if not impossible. You can't ever truly bury your past, because it's what makes you *you*. Even though I'm not transgender in the slightest, I sometimes think about just getting a sex change and becoming a girl, just to feel like I had the chance to enter a completely different life. But you face the same problems as if you were to move somewhere new. You still can't bury it.
>>708483591
tits or gtfo
>>708490456
10 years ago. Liar.
>>708489629
Hey bro straight up, you fucked up. Hard. But I've been there too. A few years ago I was 31 with a shitty job at a coffee shop, no education, no prospects, no gf, fucking nothing. I wanted to kill myself too.
Now I know this may sound really lame, but I had this customer who would come in once in awhile and he was really my only friend. He told me one day that his friend killed himself, and so I told him that I'll go on my break now and sit down with him and eat some food. Turns out he was a really heavy christian (guy I was talking to, not the guy who killed himself). I started telling him how I've been thinking of killing myself lately honestly, and he invited me to see a sermon at his church (a more traditional one rather than a new age one). I agreed and it was the path to a new start for me. It's surprising how much strength I found in myself through God. It's like having someone you know is always there to talk to, and loves you despite your fuckups. Now I have a bitchin job (took a big of experimenting to find what I'm good at) and am dating a girl that I really really like.
Now I know that sounds super gay, but hey, there's NO reason why you can't start over. Start slow, take it easy, one day at a time, and build yourself back up. I found God helped me build myself back up. If you don't want that, that's fine, but just saying it made it easier for me, maybe it will for you too.
>>708489629
your plan is shit, and you will notice why if you ever enact it.
Rather, you should look for free help with talking about suicide. I don't have suicidal thoughts, but I get into panic attacks and existential crises. I've talked about it with a psych, and he explained that because of your circumstances (sunlight, etc, see 'seasonal depression') and emotions, your body can secrete hormones that make you feel like shit, and then the mind scrambles to rationalize why you're feeling shit and bombards you with thoughts and memories of your failures. It also works in reverse, you can be thinking about bad thoughts and this triggers the secretion of those same hormones.
My chief method of dealing with it is to distract myself, watch youtube videos, and not think about it and think about the positive. I get mixed results, I don't know if there's better ways to deal with it, but it works for now.
On the side of having no plan, I advise you have a 'plan b' and go from there. For example, my plan B if everything goes to shit is to accrue some savings and move to a country with much lower cost of living. Like eastern europe or south east asia. If need be I can ping-pong between my current country to make money doing menial minimum wage jobs if I have to, then move back to the other country where the money can easily sustain me and pay for my house for a long time.
If you're a USA citizen, you already have the ability to move and work in some islands in the atlantic without visums or permits. Look into it.
now im really really disapointed since the importnce i give to this kinda thread is great!!
yesterday i was told by fellow anon, after i shared my secret of A.V making out of whatever. that WE ALL DO BEHAVE IN SUCH HONORABLE MANNER!!!
so, inocent me, for 3 times i thread it yesterday and only one lost soul asked what the fuck was that
u can imagine my disapointment
>>708490984
Are you having a seizure ?
>>708490559
>>708490868
Thank you both for the advice. My plan probably isn't perfect, but I don't know what else I can do that's better. Why specifically do you say it's shit? As I'm shooting myself would not be a good time to find out.
As for finding God, I was raised christian, but I fell out of it. I lost my ability to believe. And honestly, that's not something you can just choose to do. I respect Christian values, but I don't believe in God, or that even if he did exist, that he would care. I don't where to build myself up to, or how. I just feel so stuck.
Found my parents' sextape, jerked off to it, made a digital copy for my personal pleasure. Probably watched it more often then they ever did.
>>708491062
I think I understand the 2nd half of the post, if only barely.
He made a thread 3 times, either a feel thread and nobody replied and it got buried on page 15, or he made 3 threads with that picture as the OP and nobody inquired about what appears to be a seran wrap fleshlight or how to make one. I suppose he wanted people to ask him how he made it, rather than just posting the instructions, so he could feel important.
The first half i'm not so certain, besides the first sentence which obviously means he gives great value to feels threads. what is 'the secret of A V making out' ? alternating voltage making out? is that item in the picture a seran wrap makeout practice device instead of a fleshlight? does it plug into alternating voltage for some reason? did he hide a vibrating egg in there? Or does he use it as both to make out with, and as a fleshlight? Only google translate will know.
>>708488054
the reason i never told him was because of a conversation we had.
He told me that if someone ever told him they had a crush on him, and he didn't like them back, he would stop being friends with them.
I thought about it and realised i would prefer to keep him as a friend rather than risk it on something so stupid as a relationship.
But hey, if he asked me to fuck you know i'd go straight away.
>>708490456
if you want to see some random guys on the internet tits, i can sure, but its not exactly "sexy" lol.
>>708491859
Well that's a little shitty on his part. But I guess in that case you made the right call. It's possible he may have even just said that to discourage you from going after him (even if it wasn't true), because he knew.
>>708491995
that was my thoughts on the situation, especially since he told me that i am not his type.
Thanks for the advice anyway, you would have been right but i missed out a pretty big detail eh?
>>708491455
Don't worry. If you ever go through with it I forsee you failing and pussying out though. It will be a learning experience. And no it has nothing to do with whether firearms work in water or anything.
Anyhow, may I ask if you're a picky eater?
>>708491859
Then take charge and fuck him.
I'm a registered sex offender that didn't do the crime.
>>708492335
I'm a total beta, there is no way i could build the courage to even start that conversation.
Oddly enough he has told me all about his relationships and we trust each other a lot. To the point where we never really lie.
>>708492382
did you even try to dispute it?
>>708491735
You should become a cryptologist or some shit and if the other guy is here please do try again your post has piqed my interest.
Grew up in a family of alcoholics. My mom once blew me while drunkingly apologized for being an alcoholic. I left there when I was 18 and live in a different country now.
Posted this before, but here it goes:
Ever since that drunk threesome, I've been dying to get in my gf's BFF's pants again. If possible in another threesome.
The girls know and both would probably be fine with it "if it just came to be again". Only downside is that BFF now has a "boyfriend" of sorts (officially they're a couple, but she confided in my gf that it doesn't feel like a real relationship to her) which might make this comlicated.
>>708483591
Are you ugly , if yes then don't bother he doesn't like you
If you are reasonably cute, ask him out WTF could go wrong.
If you just want to fuck him just tell him he'll be happy to oblige.
If you are a man fuck you faganon.
>>708485522
Nee
>>708492667
I'm a guy.
I'm Bi.
He is gay.
>>708492563
Did you enjoy it?
>>708492656
You should consider killing yourself for being a faggot
>>708485522
Misschien
>>708486251
Negro detected
>>708492751
I pretended she was not my mom and enjoyed it, yeah.
>>708483591
>>>/soc/24471014
he wants it so badly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXD7poaO7udzx326qZPpkFA/videos
>>708492928
i am really confused why you replied to me with that... but okay...
>>708483591
I want to fuck the bunny.
>>708493046
Who doesn't?
>>708492742
Oh, sorry dude.
>>708493046
She's a big slut.
>>708493046
Now who doesn't?
>>708492676
Ik heb het laatste beetje aardige zelf voor jou vernietigd. Het minste wat je zou kunnen doen is vandaag, het liefst nu, met me praten. Als dat teveel gevraagd is, weet ik het ook niet meer.
I'm in love with an eight year old girl
I just want to play with her, hug and kiss her all day long but I can't...
>>708493189
Hou je kankerbek.
>>708493234
Als jij me een tijdmachine geeft, zal ik mijn kankerbek houden.
>>708492268
I don't see how it's relevant, but somewhat of a picky eater.
It's not that there are a ton of foods I don't like. I just hate cheese. Americans/Europeans love to put cheese on absolutely everything, so it shuts down a lot of options.
>>708493234
Doei
>meet girl on okcupid
>we have lots in common, talking for hours
>after a few days, we meet up, unexpectedly leads to a hook up
>she stops responding much after this, says she felt guilty about it
>we meet up again and just talk for hours as if nothing ever happened
>figure everything is going fine now
>she stops responding altogether
>I continue trying to contact her until she tells me she is going through a stressful time in life, and wants me to leave her alone
>miss talking to her
>notice she still logs onto okcupid regularly
>create a 2nd profile, using a friends pictures
>start chatting with her
>she happily talks with me for a while
>we have been chatting a lot now, and she has no idea who I am
basically she really likes talking to me, but only if she doesnt know its me...
>>708493469
Ik wil godverdommen zoveel
>>708493189
Huilebalk
>>708492410
people say dumb shit all the time, when trying to scope out their true 'principles'
I've done it before myself in the past. I told myself and others that 'If x happens, I'd do y because I believe Z'. Internally, I was simply trying to ask myself what kind of person I wanted to be and to structure my thoughts logically.
I learned though, that no matter how much you tell yourself that you should think or feel a certain way, your emotions don't give a shit (duh).
In other words, just ask him out on a date. Cinema dates are the worst, you should ask him to your house and cook dinner, give him something to choose too, like ask him to bring a movie of his choice. This way you won't feel like it's only your responsibility to make sure he has a good time.
Worst thing that could happen is that he initially rejects you, says he can't because he thinks it will 'ruin what you have'. At this point you should state that you've already crossed that bridge and that you can't just ignore what you just said and go back, you need a real answer. If instead he rejects you and takes distance from you, don't worry he'll come back.
> 16
> dat feel when no gf, have a friend with same feelings, often complain to each other
> 17
> that friend found a gf, I did
> 18, now
> Almost every night think about it, why te fuck is he so lucky and I am not
>>708493550
Ik zal jou ook eens helpen als je hulp nodig hebt, zeg, en bedankt.
>>708493566
I wish i could have done that, but as time went on and we moved from college, he has gone to uni and i'm now working nightshifts.
Not to mention i still live with my parents (18, moving out hopefully in a few months) and can't cook.
Basically, i'm a failure in life with no balls to do anything. How's your day anon?
>>708493597
Ik heb geen hulp nodig.. ben sterk zat, niet gaan zitten zeiken maar doen.. van je reet af komen en doorzetten, of van een flat af springen.. maar niemand houdt van een zeikert..
Ik heb seks gehad met mijn zus
>>708493762
Ok abdel
>>708493469
you have a small dick
>>708493762
Ik ben je zus.
>>708493762
>work in Trader Joes
>see really cute blonde kid with a Nirvana shirt
>he gets in my line
>co working steals him
>never see him again
>feels bad man
Have crush on a girl I met in college. Asked her out, said yes, but it turned into just friends hanging out
She is quite shy, never acknowledges me in person unless I say something. And same goes for text, never messages first but is willing to talk for hours once I get her going.
I've caught her looking at me quite a few times from a distance.
When ever I try to hangout with her she's always "busy" but leaves it open for either of us to bring it up again, and agrees that we should hang out.
Двач продался мылу.ру. На этом буржуйском форчане меня не понимают. На доброчане забанили ни за что. Не знаю, куда идти.
>>708486516
Hommie not the dude but sex with someone asleep is possible.
I got the okay from my gf before but i can beat on that pussy when she's asleep and not wake her up. Its about movement and constant focus on breathing
>>708493542
I dont understand...
I'm in love with my twin brother. I don't know if he feels the same, but I can't help be feel bitter when he talks to others like they're friends, especially male. Myself: I feel I would be cheating on him if I was to even feel anything nor make friends with another person. I intend to die next year and I hope he will for give me for that. He is all I want, all I need, my lover for live. I would never have been alone.
>>708493308
What you need is a plan moving forward. I won't assume I know you or what you're feeling, but I also have my moment where I feel that the decisions I make now and the failures I've made in the recent past will heavily impact the kind of job I will have or what my potential employer will grill me for in an interview. I feel stuck that if I would go out and get a mindless drone data-entry job in an office I might luck out and get the position, but this will destine me to an unfulfilling life as an office drone that I've been bombarded by through hollywood stereotypes.
I could get a job in fastfood or picking vegetables or construction or something, but I feel that having such a job on my resume would again taint the opinion of a hypothetical future employer. Why would they employ somebody who fucked up their college tract and (in my case) took 2 extra years to finish their studies and then took a job at burger king over a fresh graduate?
I could go back and do more college but that would take a crapload of money. So I feel stuck.
What I have considered, and what I advise you to do, is look for a career track that has apprenticeships, and has vocational schools. But who in this day and needs carpenters and welders? Is there even demand for new ones or are is the market saturated and the people who signed up 10 years ago going to be filling all the positions until they reach 65?
cont.
>>708494247
Ik dans volgende keer met jou.
>>708494537
I asked you if you're a picky eater because chef also falls under this category and is what I intend to do if my current plans fail. Unlike other vocational school type deals there's always going to be a demand for restaurants.
Start doing shitty menial jobs to save up for culinary school, in the meantime apply for veggie peeler or dishwasher at a restaurant. This is your internship. This time will be spent proving to your boss that you don't slack off at work when he's not looking at you, and that you're not a cunt. Your eventual goal is to work as a chef then start your own restaurant. You do not have to do this alone or save up all the money. A bank can loan you money, and they won't give a fuck if you passed college or not.
Lastly, watch a lot of gordon ramsey's kitchen nightmares on youtube to learn what to avoid doing (if those idiots can apply for a restaurant loan, so can you), and if you're not doing already, start volunteering to help out around the house for your ageing parents. Laundry, cleaning floors, cooking dinner once in a while. I also coped with feeling guilt towards my parents, and though I know they love my I felt like a burden. This helped me a lot and taught me the skills to no longer be a slob once I had my own place again.
Good luck, I'm out.
>>708489828
Im 90 percent certain this is all part of some fucked up family shit u went through along woth bullying. Basically go talk to a counseler and be open with ur friends. Nothing u said is fucked up tjats normal for u. And you gotta start seeing urself as normal because bro all of that though some is you pushing youself to do different is you man. You just need to start going with your gut and talk to people about this. If u tell everyone u know and have a heart to heart you wont be lying to anyone and youll connect on a deeper more meaningful level tham u have before. And youll be closer to those people. Start now before you spend anymore time feeling like shit
>>708493229
Get close to her parents, show them you care for her. They might ask you to babysit her.
Make a little girl happy anon!
>>708490219
Sociopath right here folks!
if a girl tells you
>I don't know. I just feel like i would destroy him.. I know that I would find someone else but i worry he will not.. Fucking guilt. I feel so guilty all the time. As if I'm respnsible for his feelings
what would you make of it?
>>708493930
чуваааак
Пиши на английском и сразу понимать начнут xDDDDD
>>708495450
Sound like helpless helper syndrome all over the place.
Is she talking about breaking up with her current SO? Probably cheating on him?
>>708495817
all she's talking about are her guilt feelings and that sex is not great because he is inexperienced while she has experience
and she met me, felli n love with me and how i made her feel
>>708495146
>>708490219
i think he does have sociopathic tendencies, but that doesn't make him a sociopath. Sometimes this can be an advantage, for example people who need to make critical and logical decisions without being deterred by stress, shaking hands, etc. Think for example surgeons. Of course it would be bad if he secretly commits malpractice on somebody else's surgery to make sure their success rate is lower than theirs, but I hope those stories are from anon's youth and he can take distance from them and say it was irrational behaviour that he won't repeat.
since he's rich I'd also recommend anon visit a psychologist so he can talk about these things without consequences. The first thing to admit is that indeed anon's behaviour was irrational and petty. There's always a bigger fish. Why sabotage your friend when there's also going to be 20 other guys that are better than both you and your friend?
>>708495952
Given that context I'd say stay the fuck away. This can only end badly. If the two of you end up in bed, she's gonna be torn apart by guilt. If you don't she's probably gonna get worse and worse in her own relationship.
I have broadcasted on chaturbate several times.
>>708483591
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Cam chat blackmail guy reporting
>>708496282
she broke up with him, we ended up in bed and had something going on for about 5 months and then she went back to her guy in january of this year
she had those guilt thoughts throughout 10 months now
>>708489828
i used to be a catfish for almost four years anon. i can kind of relate to being absolutely dishonest and nothing being real, but i think the difference between you and me is that i actually cared for the people and hated myself for it. somewhere through your post i got the feeling that you distanced yourself because you hated it, maybe because you thought you were doing something bad? idk, but what i can tell you for sure is that things have more meaning if it really is you. if you really hate it, it isnt worth having. dont you hate these girls you can score? hate these friends? just fuck it. fuck it all. be honest and fuck it all away. if it has no value then it has no value, and it might sound difficult but you'll be trapped forever if you keep this up.
>>708496472
Johnny?
>>708495990
Its not that my friend was better than me . Its just too Much fun when you screw with people and they don't know who it is and its fun seeing all the things theve build up come tumbling down.
I have trust issues which means that I can never completely open up to anyone even if they are a psychologist. I don't think I even completely trust my parents.
Also I don't think I'm a sociopath since they always have a history of bad upbringing and abuse. I'm also not charismatic people would probably describe me as a shy but honest guy.
>>708490219
honestly i would fuck you up the best i could anon. even if it meant i would be jailed. people like you don't deserve to be in this world.
>>708484676
Im not sure why i laughed at this
>>708496632
I know people would fuck me up if they caught me thats part of the fun but you'll never get me anon :)
>>708493469
i dont know dude, maybe you can try fucking things up for her and then real you swoops in to save the day?? i dont know if that game would work though.
>>708496808
I've had suggestions to try to break her, or lower her self esteem, in attempts to make her come back to the real me, but I don't know how to be mean to a girl... honestly I don't know if I could do it
> Born as girl
> 21
> Doll face
> Huge chest
When I see some good looking faggot around all I can think Is how much I would like to have pannis and penetrate him behind. I like men but I would like to fuck with them being another man. Have no sex in a long time because has vagina and boobs makes me sick. So unfair. Deep inside I hate womans, I don´t feel like one at all.
Nobody knows.
>>708495669
Я так и делал.
>>708483591
Shut the fuck up
>>708497125
А почему не понимают? у меня норм.
>>708496908
well i dont think she would ever break to the real you in any regular ways
consider this
make a fake account on whatever just to message you, something to remain anonymous, perhaps an okcupid that has no profile picture or something of the sort and get to talking. after all of the time of being anonymous you should eventually break it to her that it's you but only after you feel she wont leave you. does that sound like a good idea?
>>708491707
webm?
>>708497352
is this english?
>>708495450
>>708495450
tell her that she needs to reaffirm that her first responsibility is to herself.
First off, she's not doing anybody favors by continuing a relationship or having sex purely out of a sense of duty or because 'it's what a good girlfriend would do'. Hearing that the sexual experiences you've had, were all sparked by the feeling of 'duty' and that you only got into it later during the act itself, feels like a fucking stab in the heart.
Many people from all walks of life struggle with 'sunk cost dilemma' in their relationships. If they break up, they will no longer have a friend with which to remember all the things they experienced. They'll have to start anew from scratch. All that time will have been for nothing. That mentality is bad. What if you stick with your current partner and 2x the current time you've been together, and still feel miserable. What then?
We don't have enough details for the rest, so I'll give some general advice on whether somebody should stick with their partner or not:
>tinders age restriction fucked up my life
met gf on tinder (yeah yeah i know) and dated her for like 5 months
messy break up a ~6 months ago
no gf since
life is basically falling apart, generally depressed, limited friends
i feel like a gf is my solution because it gives me someone to go to that i can talk to about anything
tinder makes minimum age 18
probably no gf for next 2 years
last 2 years of school
fuck my life
>>708497778
First, when you're together do you feel safe, and as if all your problems melt away? Or do you feel like you're walking on eggshells?
Second, how does the relationship feel over long spans of time, do you often think about the relationship negatively when you're not together? Is the state of the relationship or your partner's actions making you feel depressed in general/when doing other activities without partner? (this can only be really examined over periods of 3+ months, I suggest you keep a diary)
Third, can your partner change when you make it known that you deeply care about something? This works on two levels, something menial and easy to fix on their part like not letting the dirty dishes pile up until friday or something (make sure you're not shittesting him though and just finding excuses to be upset, but actually something that you care about and always secretly hoped he would get better at without actually talking to him about it). the second level of this is some long term stuff like e.g. being more spontaneous which will take much more time and work.
Fourth, how do they react to stress? There's no easy way to test this. I mean stuff like, when they're under intense pressure to pay back a large loan or something, do they become irritable and start shouting at you? The hardest part in this is that you just have to wait around and see what happens, you can't shittest them by eg sending a text pretending to be a hot girl asking them to cheat on you, or withdrawing affection, then getting mad when they don't initiate either. If you do that it ruins the entire purpose and just makes you a shit human
You need to talk to them, tell them that your relationship is going downhill (keep it vague) and identify areas where you can both work on. If by the end of 3 months you see no improvement and you
>>708495450
have meanwhile fallen in love with somebody else, tough luck. But she can't guarantee that she won't fall in love with a 3rd person either
>>708484676
Kek'd
Im planning to break my bf heart
That way when i kill myself he will be happy about it and not sad
>>708498640
femanon or faganon?
>>708495146
>>708495990
>>708496632
>>708498482
I'm genuinely intruiged by how it feels to love a person. Is it like in the movies the world slows down all that shit. Ice always thought that the true love bullshit never existed until I read a few anon's posts
>>708498715
Failed tranny
So i guess faganon
>>708483591
I'm attracted to 15 years and up
I'm dating a cute red head who is 16 who just divorce her parents and is now living with me along with her friend who also wants to leave their control parents. we plan to get marry and have lots of children very soon. she is also very racist against anyone who isn't white or Asian because of public education she she attended to and was even worsen when she went to summer school. The people she told me they were dumb ugly niggers and spics with no manners with a victim complex attach. She wants to have as many children to out breed these people I wouldn't blame her. Her motivations are justify and understandable also she has pink nipples which is nice and rare to find god bless red heads
I am in love with a woman who is not my wife and this woman is engaged to someone else. We were together for about 6 months while my wife and I were separated. Heart stopping, world shattering love. We were supposed to get back together after I finished basic training and tech school. I consider killing myself every day.
>>708487251
Almost happened to me a month or two ago, I stopped it in the nick of time though. Too fucking close
>>708498836
to give a description of how she looks like she basically looks like Jessica from Rick and Morty if that helps
>>708498305
you need to talk to a psychologist not a gf.
I know it sounds scary at first, but it's so liberating if you go in with the attitude that you're never going to see this psych again after you stop going, so no matter how they judge you, you can just cut all ties and there's some human somewhere you will never meet again on the street that thinks badly of you. So what? They probably deal with legit nutcases and will forget you.
also putting all your feelings on the table helps you reorganize your mind.
Make sure that it's a psychologist not a psychiatrist, the latter's job is to put you on drugs. The former talks to you.
Lastly, since underage ban, just tell parents that you're feeling general anxiety and while doing exams you blank out under the pressure and forget everything. If they tell you that you can always come to them for anything, tell them that while you know that, there's always the feeling that whatever you tell them, they will always remember it and could come between you. A psych would make you feel safer because there's no fear of judgement. (assuming your medical insurance or school provides free counselling)
>>708487697
wtf? nigga you a magician or somethin?
I'm obsessed with my adult daughter's huge tits.
>>708496975
what the fuck?
>>708498996
nice dubs
the dude psych at my school is a cunt and i dont know how to find out who the others are without asking but i feel like asking anyone just leads to like suspicions about my mental state.
outside of school is just way too fucking expensive.
I could find a way to find out who the other counsellors at my schoolvare but I dont feel like my life is really all that bad, despite everything. like i'm not suicidal or anything so yeah its just weird. if things get really bad i know i have help within arms reach
thankyou anon feels good to not get called a faggot for having feels <3
>inb4 faggot
>>708499335
double dubs
does that shit have a name?
also pics of daughter?
roll
>>708499936
ya boi got trips
>>708499840
Not going to post pics. Can't risk it.
>>708499972
roll for quads
>>708499999
HOLY FUCK
>>708489676
Aww here it goes...
>>708497288
Хз, наверно хуйло безграмотное.
>>708500050
You like?
>>708500148
when the dude who gets 5's is in reply to u
i feel like a part of something
>>708499999
Ch-checked
>>708483591
My 8/10 aunt unusually likes taking me with her during baths, I only realize why she was fond of it when i reached my senior years when she was charged of fucking child abuse for nearly molesting my 12 year old cousin.
Im a nigger
>>708498305
fucker make a fake facebook account to use tinder. just make one thats 18 years old and use it for tinder. how stupid are you. also underage b&.
>>708500397
anything happen in the bath?
>>708498750
how to describe it.
its like having a cheat way to constantly be happy no matter how shit life is. that person just does it for you. like genuinely happy. you never want to leave their side. its wonderful.
>>708500457
yeah mate i'm gonna go searching for chicks 2 years older than me
Ive wanted to break up with gf for 8 months now but im stuck on how to do it and worried that if i do she'll do something bad
>>708500586
its fucking amazing but the aftermath (unless you marry them) is always pretty shit
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
I want to get a divorce from my wife so i wont feel guilty when i suck cock and get buttfucked
>>708499763
no one will care if you're mentally ill shut up and ask for help. and if people do itll go away. not like it matters. don't be a bitch about it. fuck people's opinions.
>>708498750
I'm
>>708495990
and
>>708498482
I can only talk for my own relationship. Before that I also had a phase where I thought about other people around me in their relationships, and whether love was real or just hormones and if some people like me just had no possibility to feel 'true love' beyond hormonal stimuli, or at all. After somebody developed feelings for me, I quickly started developing my own back.
stage 0: attraction: you either like their appearance or are attracted to the way they feel about something or somebody. This is mostly related to infatuation and putting somebody on a pedestal. There can be a possibility where you project feelings or characteristics (thinking they like you/somebody back, thinking they are just or generous or whatever) onto the other person without having proof that they actually are that way. Leads to disillusionment sometimes when this proves to be untrue.
stage 1: doki doki: you ask eachother out, you're generally really happy when the other party replies positively or does something for you. Eventually you make out/both get naked together and your heartbeats spike. It's like the kind of feeling you get when you legitimately think you're going to die/panic attack/high on adrenaline mixed with fear. You're both really afraid that you will fuck something up resulting in 'the mood' being broken. This usually is quickly followed by disillusionment when the kissing/sex act/whatever reveals itself to be much less of a big deal than you anticipated. You both feel like you cocked up but neither party cares. You proceed to explore how to fondle eachother in an effective manner until one party asks to stop. Mandatory 'was it good for you?'
stage 2: honeymoon phase: see doki doki but with less heart attack. Still really happy whenever they reply positively or give you a gift.
cont
>>708493927
Take control, make it easy for her
>>708487697
>>708485522
>>708492676
>>708493189
>>708493234
>>708493550
>>708493293
Stinkend Holländer
>>708500512
she'd caress my stomach and rub my thighs, she would say weird things while i was a kid, I don't remember much, that shit was when i was still 10
>>708500586
>>708500699
I don't know , how does that work ?
Like how do you get the incentive to spend time with them?
Why are you happy?
>>708500799
i would try to sum it up in my own words but you nailed it
I've been with the same girl for almost three years. I love her, and I want to marry her. She's perfect. However, I'm still hung up on the girl I was with before her, whom I was with for about two years. Things weren't always great with us, which is obviously why it ended, but I still check her facebook and message from time to time to make sure she's doing OK. I also often still think about her sexually too, as she was great in bed.
>>708496367
Name?
>>708494331
If you are genetic twins would that make you gay or would it count as Masturbation?
>>708501002
why u wanna know?
>>708498836
>>708498979
Also forgot to mention we're planning to either move on the country side or live in a nice small town away from the city and depressing / hellish suburbs filled with nothing but section 8 people
>>708500799
Stage 3: mellow out: feelings less intense but still there. You feel like shit when they do something that you feel is like betrayal. You feel like utter shit when you do something that they then interpret as betrayal/or something that disappoints them (e.g. forgetting an appointment and they call you and they've been standing there for 15 mins). You might feel like you're depressed and sometimes question if you deserve this relationship of if she'd be happier with somebody else. However whenever you get together you feel like all your problems, whether they are problems with the relationship or with work or whatever, just fade away until you're alone again. Certain workdays we don't really talk as much as we normally do and distance builds up between us, at which point I wonder if the relationship is heading towards amicable dissolution. But then she does something spontaneous to show affection, to show that she cares and I feel relief.
stage 4: ??? haven't got there yet.
>>708500955
to be honest its difficult to put into words but imagine a time when you were utterly contempt with life.
its like that all the time and thats just when you talk to them
when you then get to do all sorts of shit with them and fool around etc its like smashing 12 pingers with no come down or risk or actually having to take drugs (bad analogy but its the best feeling ever)
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>be me
>16, so two years ago
>depression
>stop going to school
>get kicked out and put into short term
>Met some great people
>Didn't feel any better after a month
>Put into residential
>It's ok
>a month in this girl is put in it
>pink hair, nerdy, cute
>Turns out she was there a month ago
>before me
>She tried killing herself 3 times
>That's why she came back
>She made my stay worth it
>Literally the best person I've ever met
>4 months later it's my last day
>I give her a 3 page note
>number included
>an hour later she is breaking down
>she read it
>I leave
>had a friend that was still in there
>said she tried to off herself
>Never came back from hospital
I will never forget you Mabel
pic related
Went to a specialized school for work with a class of 14 people. 5 out of the 14 were black. The teacher was also black. By graduation 5 people had been kicked from the class. 4 of the black students and one dumb fuck guy. The remaining black guy was going to fail out but the teacher gave him last minute extra credit so he'd pass. We all get sent to different places and I got stuck with that one black guy.
The fucker is a complete retard and looked to drag me down with him until I cut ties with the guy. Even now years later higher ups are still telling me to help with fucktard because they think were friends.
What I'm trying to say is I took a shit on is pillow, jacked off in his milk carton, and upon finding out that he is to stupid to lock his door tipped off a few sketchy people for steal his stuff on regular
>>708501086
I am an avid user, maybe i've come across your room before. And if i haven't yet, maybe i want to
>>708501261
I don't broadcast anymore
>>708501115
Hmm its kinda curious.
I don't think I'll be able to emotionally invest in anyone this much. Even if all these are real I doubt I'll trust anyone to open myself up to then thus much. I hate most people and cannot stand to be around them. All the women I know are intolerable, silly and delusional.
>>708501312
Still tell me the name?
>>708496908
>>I don't know how to be mean to a girl
White knight virgin
I dated a guy just because I wanted to be away from my crazy family it hurts because he really loved me. Now that I think about it I deserve being used for nudes by a guy that didn't really care about me after what I did to my ex boyfriend. I hate myself so much for hurting probably the only man that will ever truly love me.
>>708501639
i'll love u if ur cute
>>708501791
smooth as butter anon
>>708501791
I feel I am okay looking but everyone thinks I look Indian
>>708483591
Oh my fucking god.
I don't know if I'm bipolar or not.
Recently I've been distant from my wife. I've been tired. I quit my full time job over the summer (because it was Bullshit. Some lady was really forcing me to do shit that was against my values). I'm going to school part time. (I've had a really good full schedule).
anyways. I walked out last night but I'm staying at a friend's place for now. Because she wants another kid. But I told her I'm not ready, FOR NOW. than she brings up old shit saying that it sounds like I don't want another child, EVER. I told her Im sorry and that I do another child. but not one soon enough. I want to enjoy our son right now. I want to wait a few years. Just enough to where I have a steady job.. I remind her to be happy with what she has. A home. A son. A husband. it could always be worse.
She keeps getting mad at what I say... It's just a fucking long story /b/ Help me. . . I can provide more details if you want. I just want someone's advice
CONTEXT: 21/M/AZ. DAD DIED IN CHILDHOOD HOME FIRE A YEAR AGO. MOM IS IN LATE 60'S. YOUNGEST CHILD OF PARENTS. 3RD YEAR IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. FAM HAS HISTORY OF DEPRESSION/BIPOLAR/ALCOHOLISM
>>708501411
I think that's also part of the process.
by nature we're always trying to affix meaning to the behavior or words of others. Trying to be mindreaders. Does a partner do something because they genuinely feel something for you, or are they just pretending to themselves? Do they actually put importance on you or are they with you because they just want a bf/gf and you happened to be around.
I also have some vapid people around me that I find have disgusting morals and are just constantly drifting from relationship to relationship every 2 months. I think that they're mostly either afraid of 'missing out' on a hypothetical perfect partner that doesn't exist and thus have issues with commitment, or they set unrealistic expectations for the unspoken rules of what their partners should do or what their relationship should be like post-honeymoon phase. The strongest relationships are the ones where you treat each other like you would a best friend and clearly lay on the table what's acceptable and what isn't.
But yeah a relationship is mostly about constantly probing each other on how you're feeling. 'theory of mind' if you know what I mean.
>>708501470
NOPE. I'm not a girl btw
>>708502023
probably because you do, fucking retard
>>708502284
lol I don't think I have any resemblance to an indian
>>708502023
I think ur cute.
>>708502023
>>708502394
you look like an indian, but it still fuck your face
>>708502394
I'm Indian and yes you do look Indian and not the good kind.
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>>708501105
>>708498836
>>708498979
>wake up comfy
>sleeping right besides future wife
>go to gym
>come back with food prepare
>leave for work
feels good man
>>708498814
>failed tranny
How in the fuck? Is a dick popping out somewhere or some shit?
>>708502460
well that sucks I'm Portuguese
>>708502244
I'm bi
>>708501639
Aww, sweety... I'm sorry... I have been in that situation as well and I know it hurts... You will be loved... You just have to find the right person...
>>708502663
And i have my account banned from chaturbate so... it does not matter
>>708487664
Goddamn i kekked thanks
>>708487616
Implying that GPA measures intelligence and not how brainwashed you are
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>>708502790
Lool why?
Shitshow? Huge toy?
>>708502211
Well I don't have any friends just people I hate less than others and like I said if I treated my partner like I treat my friends that would be easily traced back to me.
I don't think I'll be able to compromise my personal space to make room for anything much less another person. My doubt would not be weather they like me or they're merely pretending. Its that I know there are people like me all over I just don't want to end up near someone like me.
>>708502784
somehow I can't seem to believe that someone will love me better than him even though I didn't love him... I feel I screwed up my only chance at true love
Fucked younger cousins ass while she was sleeping, she was fucking tired. I left all my cum on her ass crack.
My brother fucked me during a threesome with his girlfriend.
>>708503047
how old is she?
>>708499999
check those
>>708503047
wtf
>>708503161
you a guy or a girl?
>>708503028
I don't do scat. I have a few plugs. but i don't think they're huge. The thing is i love edging and being dominated so the show ended when i cummed. That usually make the show last for hours. Maybe is the shows so long they banned me. Or maybe they thought i was underage. I didn't verified my account to earn tokens...
>>708503195
Guy
>>708503034
Try to remember that eventually you will find the right person... I know it's hard to think that after hurting so badly... But you will find the right person... And if you didn't love him it wasn't meant to be...
>>708503161
oh juicy sounds yummy
>>708503207
Kinda curious now, got kik?
>>708503301
thanks I will keep that in mind
>>708503326
no. i haven't
>>708503302
Was kinda hot.
>>708503161
I have a fetish of my brother fucking me but I never had a brother only sister's. I think girl and guy siblings fucking are hot I know it's fucked but in some countries there's no stigma attached to marrying cousins...
I shot a man in Reno.
>>708503367
email?
>>708503438
man I almost God wet thinking of my brother fucking my pussy I know it's fucked but I think it's so hot
>>708503501
No sisters only brothers.
>>708503537
Why so interested? I'm not giving my email on 4chan... And I'm not interested on men.
i dont feel like writing a personal essay so ill be quick
>be me
>manic depressive
>love girl, be with her for 3 years
>slowly losing my mind
>eventually she caves and breaks me off, haven't spoken since
>developed an eating disorder, lost 100 pounds from the beginning until the very end, and then i put back on some wait, going back and forth 10 pounds a month at a minimum, eat <1500 calories a day most days, or binge eat and starve myself to compensate
>have uncontrollable obsessive thoughts over what happened, the lack of closure i have, and what "could've been" or whatever
>have horrible nightmares that wake me in the middle of the night drenched in sweat
>definitely going to kill myself, just don't know when
>>708503647
oh shame. I have a fetish since I can't fuck my brother since I don't have one I'dike to fuck guys who are like a brother to me.
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>>708503350
If you ever need to talk about it my kik is xTwistedxRagex (i know... The name sucks) my name is Sam or Sammy (what ever you prefer). Oh and if anyone other than the person I'm sending this to adds me and is a pervert they will be blocked.
>>708503612
If you're cure I'll pretend to be your brother and fuck you
>>708503668
I just wanna see anything you have saved to satisfy my curiosity
>>708503825
Nice. Wish I had a sister.
>>708501235
I recently met a girl in a mental hospital. She was there for a suicide attempt. We liked each other but she started acting crazy (who would have thought) and now I don't talk to her despite she and her friends messaging/texting/stalking me.
>>708483591
The whole world seems so small and gray.
Every action that I make seems more pointless than the last.
The people I meet seem less interesting each time.
In my life I am nobody.
In my dreams I am nobody.
In death I am nobody.
I'm so tired.
Tired of existing and not existing.
Tired of the nothingness that lives in everything.
There's no way out,
before its all over
and I'm too late.
>>708502023
Are you a Trap ?
>>708503920
Why u think i saved something?
>>708503722
That pic is A E S T H E T I C
>>708503350
I used to have Kik but so many perves sent dick pics so I prefer Facebook or histogram we can talk via instragram my instragram is vanessaradcliffe45 or you can talk to be via Twitter vanessalovesmetal
>>708487697
Teach me, sensei.
my one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFLXL9Ch_c&feature=youtu.be
>>708502051
In this post I don't see evidence of being bipolar. you might have left some details out. You don't need to provide them, having it in your family is already enough proof that you're at risk of having it.
Your real problem sounds like a communication breakdown between you and your wife. Your fears of being unable to provide for a second child are grounded. From the way you're describing it, sounds like she has some things that she feels but is unable to find the words for. Either that or you're leaving it out. You need to have a sitdown and talk to her about it. Is she afraid that if you wait a few years it will increase the chance that your second child will be autistic? Is she afraid that if she waits a few years her body will no longer have the capacity to regenerate after childbirth (resulting in permanent stretchmarks/sagging boobs till her knees whereas a younger her would be able to revert)? Maybe she's undergoing postpartum depression and subconsciously her instincts are screaming that if she gets pregnant again she might feel happy once more. Perhaps she really wants your children to have a small age gap between them, and if they have 3-5 or more years between them they will grow up with a weak bond.
By the way, if you ever need to illustrate to your wife why you're so afraid of being bipolar you can show her this movie in case you never heard of it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485947/
It's about a guy who immagines the lives he could have with 3 different women depending on which one he picks. The blonde woman gives an exaggerated and slightly stereotypical insight in what it's like to live with somebody who's schizo/pipolar (it's not really clear). Though in my opinion the movie is garbage and depending on if you watch the extended cut ends up pulling a 'sophie's world' ending of 'it was a dream all along'
>>708504017
ha ha that's not even an insult in 2016
>>708483591
Quick story.
> be me 2 years ago
> go out for a cheeky nandos with a bunch of guys after the late lecture
> double chicken pitta, creamy mash, peri chips and coleslaw
> decide to get our drink on so make a move to Camden
> at a club with two mates who stayed the duration
> eyeballing some 8/10 qt (friend who wasn't drinking told me she was a 5 at a push, but didn't care)
> find out she goes to the same uni as me and has seen me around
> I'min.Png
> put the moves on blah blah and I convinced her to come back to mine, I needed to shit but the toilets were fucking grim so I thought I'd wait
> get back to appartment and before I could put the kettle on she was bready for entry
> moisterthananoyster.jpeg
> i start on top but felt a rumble in my stomach and still needed to shot so we swapped position
> so she's on top and we're both pretty drunk and it was getting fast and getting good until...
> she let the tiniest fart rip
> i took this opportunity to let out the nastiest silent fart I'd been holding in
> carry on for a bit more until the stench elevated from the sheets
> she burst out crying and locked herself in the toilets for 20 minutes
> she came out i told her it happens and she gave me a blow job then left
> never saw her again but she gave shitty head so not bothered
>>708483591
>Be me 15
>Met this cute, cool girl
>Let's name her C
>I'm a 6/10 beta fag
>Friend's a 9/10 metrosexual fag (I think he probably IS a fag) let's call him R
>R and C don't know each other YET
>Me and C get to know each other really well. We like the same things and think the same about almost any topic
>It blows my mind how 2 different people could think So alike
>Anyways, One day I introduce my friend R to C
>I'm a sicko, I have fun seeing how people react in different situations.
>So I tell my friend all about C
>He says "She'll be mine"
>He doesn't think about anyone but himself. He's also racist, xenophobic, and stupid. The entire opposite Of me.
>The objective Of this is to see how She'll act in the bad situations that this relationship is sure to bring
>They start talking
>A while later they start dating
> She eventually gets to know him and the horrible person he really is
> She says she doesn't care because no One as good looking as him Will ever want to be with her.
>I get really disgusted with her
>Anyways, they take each other's virginity.
>He turns her into his little sex slave
>She's all about that.
>I become her BFF (So I can know all about the relationship from the inside)
>I start telling her things about R that she doesn't know
>He cheats on her
>She knows. She starts regaining her dignity.
>HE eventually breaks up with her.
>She's devastated
>I'm utterly disappointed with her by now.
>I'm lonely So I make my move.
>She rejects me.
>OfCourseSheDoes.jpg
>I say fuck her and move on
>A year later he says he wants her back
>She blindly agrees
>He keeps cheating on her
>She doesn't care now
>They got married
>He Beats her now
>Well, not now because she's Dead
>She couldn't take It anymore and killed herself at the age Of 25
>Tfw this may be my fault
I don't really care though. Fuck that bitch. But no One knows that their relationship was my idea. All Of It just to study how she reacted to shit.
I genuinely don't care about anything anymore except my job, family, and music.
Also, I used to regularly browse infinitechan and librechan to find hebe material. Only one person knows I am attracted to minors and that is my ex who thankfully is on good terms with me and has no reason to rat. I recently deleted all my stuff and stopped going to those sites but I know I will always be a MAP
>>708504056
I'd imagine it turns you on to look at your old content.
Just in case you do or you wanna make some new stuff, you'll always have an audience here
[email protected]
>>708503953
that's not unusual for a someone with anxiety disorders and mental illness to do of course it depends what her underlying mental illness was that she attempted suicide. I can tell you obsessive thoughts are apart of the anxiety aspect of depression so don't be to alarmed by her odd and creepy behaviour
>>708503501
Wow! You sound just like me. I'm in love with my cuz and my brother's gf too. ha Oh well.
>>708504290
LOOOOL Yes geeza!!!
>>708504313
that's so sad but you can't blame yourself for your friend being a shitty person and cheating of her and then him beating her. That wasn't your fault even if you introduced her to him she still made the choice to date him and then come back to him after him worrying her. This is no way your fault you didn't cheat on her you weren't the one who hit her so why all the guilt?
Long story short
>have gf of 3yrs
>no longer enjoying the relationship
>have longtime crush on a best friend of mine, she's young but we get along perfectly and match in almost every way
>don't think she feels the same about me
>not gonna jeopardize our friendship by telling her
>also probably gonna break up with gf soon.
Shits gay.
I was looking around for my cock ring in a panic earlier thinking that my parents would find it and be like 'what the fuck'. Turns out I was wearing it the whole time.
I'm undercover at a rehab clinic.
>>708504106
I messaged ya! I forgot my Insta password so I made a new account. If I remember my old one I'll talk to you on that one lol
>>708504924
Funny thing is...I actually have had this happen to me before
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>>708504929
My friend died of an od after a dealer went undercover at a rehab clinic. She took her normal dose, but she had lost her tolerance...
>>708499999
Checkkkkk
>>708504223
thanks anon. this reply really helped a lot.
>>708505288
What do I win for that?
>>708505080
that's a bit sociopathic you might need to see a counsellor about this problem...
>>708504436
I want to love her but she's so erratic I can't afford to get involved.
>>708505093
yeah, not that kind of undercover
I report drug abuse, solicitation, and any and all sales.
I'm not there to ruin already ruined lives
>>708505570
nah, i dont care, i really enjoy it
>>708496975
>>708489629
If you hold a small amount of water in your mouth while shooting, it will blow your head off.
Otherwise you will most likely survive.
>>708483591
I want to fuck my little sister so bad
>>708505029
it's like the nsfw version of finding your glasses on your head
>>708506244
that your little sister in the picture?
>>708506244
shes hot, how old is she?
>>708506244
more pictures or you are bullshitting
im in love with my cousin, i literally cannot stop thinking about him day and night, we message each other all day long but I don't want to tell him and ruin what we already have
>>708506453
She just turned 19
>>708506499
>>708506559
U a grill?
>>708506374
Yes. Fuck yes.
>>708483591
I fucked my gf's little sister last summer, she still has no idea and it makes me paranoid as shit every time I go to their house that she'll mention it
i spy cammed my wife and i have sex the other day. she sat on my face, sucked my dick and i fucked her. i am thinking about showing the video to a friend of mine. he has always thought she was good looking so i think seeing the video would turn him on.
>>708506763
how old is the lil sis?
>>708506782
You should.
>>708506839
We were both 20, she was 18, this was just over a year ago now
>>708506660
You need to ask them tits or gtfo
>>708506663
Post more of the tight body of hers anon
>>708506882
okay. you've convinced me. i'll do it! :)
>>708506763
Tfw i was talking to a hot girl and her little sister for a while and managed to fuck it up. Got bra shots off both, that's it
>>708499999
>>708506991
I didn't even know at the time, they have a fairly common surname and don't look particularly alike. I'm fairly sure she's gonna use it as leverage against me at some point
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>>708506660
nope, i like women but I also like my male cousin, it's so confusing sometimes
>>708506999
mmmmm
>>708506951
>>708500914
i ride crowded buses on a regular basis, just so i can touch girls asses. i get turned on by the fact that they are uncomfortable or even better, scared. i usually go to stations near a middle/high school, because those girls get scared the most easily
>>708486307
I would like to read such a manual
im in a pretty serious relationship, i think my gf really loves me and a say i love her but im not always sure thats true
