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butts
>>708470895
no u
>>708471038
no ur butt
Nice.
>>708471092
pls
Are we safe
>>708470895
where are his nipps and deick?
>>708471201
pls ur butt
>>708471215
something something fursecution
make elves great again
Yuki hates Snarfs.
>>708471215
i will protect you
>>708471347
oh i will
>>708471462
what was the druid you were making for?
>>708471542
and I will too
I get nothing from naked men irl but Furry gays give me a raging boner
help
>>708471607
ohhh my~
i am going out for liquor and smokes. be back soon. want anything?
>>708471691
it means you're gay
>>708471607
WoW.
Elves are old and not cool anymore.
>>708471347
Huh?
>>708471462
You're trying to guilt me.
>>708471542
So we're not safe still?
>>708471691
You could show us?
nibi cum lava in my butt
>>708471899
as long as i am here. but i am leaving so good luck~
>>708471691
repeat that while saying you're not gay
>>708471863
bring me your pork chops
>>708471868
cool
>>708471899
I made a bad joke. what're you up to?
>>708472279
kkkk~
>>708471952
Bye
>>708472279
Probably Overwatch
>>708471863
I want brownies plz!
>>708472654
If you do play then invite me
>>708471899
Nope, Yuki hates Snarfs.
>>708473198
I think you're saying that on purpose to push me away.
>>708472998
I don't remember any names
me irl
>>708473409
Add 150lbs and no muscle
>>708471867
>>708472101
But I already "checked"
IRL dudes do nothing.I can handle the dicks I guess but any other part is a big turn off. Even the dude moaning or looking at me kills it
>>708471919
n-no
>>708473381
jeffarell
>>708473701
you're pretty gay
>>708473609
im knot that fat, fuckboy
>>708473381
I say it because its true.
>>708473821
You're like 300 something lbs.
Jeff, make Yuki stop hating Snarfs.
yuki pls no hate snarf
>>708475005
between 195-205
>>708475308
You are lying.
I don't even know what's going on
>>708475648
snarf says you hate him
I never know what's going on
I don't hate anyone
>>708475641
im not though?
what made you think im 300? thats just gross
well then snarf shouldn't have any more problems
>>708475743
She is madly in love with me, but bitter that I'm already taken.
>>708476715
but also you're a gay and yuki isn't
>>708475890
They yukky picture of your potbelly that extends out like a foot.
>tfw you will never have snarf because he is already hitched
Pretty jelly rite now.
>>708476880
ur just makin shit up now
>>708477024
Are you saying you never posted belly?
>>708472674
no bornie for you
>>708477239
woof
This thread is humor at its finest
>>708477169
im saying I did, but a foot is way to much
I weighed myself like 5 days ago and it was 203
>>708476843
I'm bi.
>>708477349
>AM says this isnt a foot ass, obese, 300lb, fat ass stomach.
>>708477239
Nah that doesn't look like 300
>>708477596
nanar make me some swede baked goods
>>708477349
well like you said, you're taken and yuki wouldn't want to take you away from your man
>>708477436
did you bring me your pork chops
nibi, that is no where near 300, especially on my 6' 2" ass
>>708477755
ther only one left and i want for making taco
>>708471691
Same.
>>708477742
There, now git me brownies
>>708477933
i dont have any
>>708477948
but i can make you taco
AM get yo fat ass outta here.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO WRIGTRTREWGSRGDTFSHRAEJSTHEDnjrtfhbgn
>>708478027
Then I take back me semlas
>>708478027
oh, then it's okay
I refuse
>>708478123
How are you tonight Nibi?
>>708477734
Have you NEVER seen a fat person before?
>>708477803
That is exactly 300.
>>708478167
fuk u then
>>708478174
we can hav taco party
>>708478123
That used to happen to me so often before. Usually the numbers one.
>>708478223
I have but not up close.
>>708477755
Yes she would. You know how women are.
>>708478283
we'll be munching tacos all night
>>708478417
I don't though
>>708478283
Fine, take em! Lucky for you I like you so much >_>
>>708478211
Thinkin about asses.
>>708478321
Rarely happened with numbers, now I keep getting bullshit words that DO NOT WORK.
Also Nibi, if AM really is 6'2, he's probably around 220-230 judging by the picture.
>>708478557
I'm surprised you even responded to be honest.
>>708478557
Asses you say?
I'm dipping buttermilk biscuits into mustard because I have nothing to eat.
>>708478321
mew
>>708478498
ohhm y yes~
>>708478526
das god damn right you do <3
>>708478716
thats gross dude
eat ass
>>708478716
That sounds so gross.
>>708478627
Words? Like type the following into a box? I haven't had one of those here in years it feels.
>>708478816
???
>>708477292
Fuck off, Eve.
>>708478816
>>708478894
It's either this or military grade rations that taste like chalkly brown sugar.
>>708478835
nick wilde lucario
>>708478716
but why mustard?
>>708478816
I'll munch your taco and you can munch mine
>>708478835
whose ass?
>>708478896
?
>>708478816
Git here, I'm taking you instead of the brownies
>>708478630
Thats like 300lbs
Most people out here average like 300 and look just like him, then you start getting to like 500lbers and 700lbs that look like fucking wreaking balls and their whole body jellos like a water bed with every step.
>>708478894
I havent had numbers in months.
>>708479145
This is actually really interesting to me. I wonder how it decides this.
>>708478933
At least it's food
>>708478894
do you not understand a mew?
>>708478933
eat the rations
>>708478996
and we can add delicious toppings~ ;3
>>708479010
and what do you plan to do with me?
>>708478996
mine you fuck
>>708479257
Interest: Low
Annoyance: HIGH
>>708479316
>>708479271
Keep you as my roommate, and occasional toy... >u>
>>708479271
Why though
>>708479366
Both rank high on the annoyance scale for sure.
Get +
>>708479271
we'll just end up getting the toppings everywhere
>>708479301
only if you're nice
>>708479271
The rations aren't even food. It's literally a solid brick of fat and carbohydrates. Tastes like a stale graham cracker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZRFr9G6zg&feature=youtu.be
>>708479586
am I ever anything butt
>>708479475
i dont play with toys :C
>>708479478
fine i will take it back since you cant appreciate it
>>708479586
sometimes its fun eating messy~
>>708479605
graham cracker are good though
>>708479641
you were knot very nice when you called me a fuck
>>708479718
taco's always end up messy. it's so hard to keep everything inside them
Could this thread get any gayer
>>708479718
Fine, we'll just sit quietly and stare at each other's faces then :P
>>708479849
I suppose that could be arranged
>>708479830
WELL DONT BE A FUCK THEN
>>708479830
mm yeah they do
>>708479902
sounds good to me~~~~~~
>>708479849
Well you joined so
Carry me home
Mountain momma
>>708480179
*GLAREGLAREGLAREGLAREGLAREGLARE
>>708480260
So it got less homosexual by a decent percent
But this flirty, tilde shit is
Too much
>>708473409
Nice balls. Those must be a heap of trouble when you have to put pants on and go outside.
>>708480150
FINE, I'LL BE WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE OF A FUCK IS
>>708480179
are we going to spend your whole long weekend munching taacos?
>>708480286
glare my taint
>>708480408
i think so~
>>708480467
... Okie *GLAREGLAREGLARE
>>708480467
but what if I want to eat something different. like sausage?
>>708480555
lewd
>>708480559
i suppose we can mix it up a bit
>>708480640
So lewd
>>708480640
if you have them then I'd like to put your sausage in my mouth
>>708480791
>>708480640
Bring me Yuki's girl cock.
>>708480878
that IS a pretty good ass, but mine wins
>>708477345
Dude I weigh 198 and I don't have a hulking fupa like yours. Get real.
>>708480878
what flavour?
>>708480772
want to join our taco and sausage party?
>>708481117
oky doky
>>708481194
Sure, I love tacos <3 I'll bring eggs for the sausage
mewo mewo
>>708481182
your's is higher quality and I just can't compete with that
>>708481194
maple flavoured, with a tasty centre
>>708481244
mmm truck yeah
>>708481358
oh yeah?
>>708481437
ooo and i can get some chorizo too
Those.... Don't exist.....
>>708481437
get fucked
>>708481548
chroizo sounds really tasty
>>708481574
only by you
>>708481548
Wait, are we talking lewd sausage or normal sausage?
>>708481705
you bet your maple ass it does
>>708481748
what are you talking anout?
>>708481705
dont lie ur loose, sloot
>>708481558
Post your vagina.
>>708480563
??
>>708481814
N-never mind... I'll bring the eggs ;>.>
>>708481886
>Post your vagina.
That's a first for me in a G fur thread
>>708481913
yeah bring those eggs ;3
>>708481754
it's only maple sometimes
>>708481883
I'm no sloot
>>708481892
I didn't do what you said.
>>708481886
You first.
>>708482271
what else is it?
>>708482290
So?
>>708482024
>implying there arent people ITT that dont have vaginas or want to be one
t. Freud
>>708482191
Wh-why are you being so flirtatious about eggs... .//.
>>708481705
He's like a bicycle.
what game do I want to play tonight, thread
>>708482290
Penises aren't vaginas.
>>708482463
i realy really like eggs....
>>708482554
wolfenstein
>>708482339
it's also cute
>>708482503
an unridden one
>>708482554
europa universalis
>>708482615
Okayy. I'll bring the prettiest eggs I can find
>>708482660
Two flat tires, and off the chain
>>708482660
tahts not flavour!
>>708482691
mmm yeah
>>708482554
Russian roulette
the bottom life www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlpH_1v1Fc&feature=youtu.be
>>708482660
I have played like 100 + hours since the last patch that came out
>>708482442
You replied to me about it.
>>708482563
True.
But no.
Maybe when you get all the pokemon in the new game.
>>708482790
I found a hen. Close enough?
>>708482772
they're full tires, and the chain is oiled up
>>708482790
you didn't specify it had to be a flavour~
>>708482812
witcher 3, unless you've beat it
>>708482959
make her lay eggs now
>>708483074
i thought i did?
>>708482953
And you asked, or it was at least tangential to the initial reply.
>>708483099
Chicken, lay eggs.
...... It's not working...
>>708483074
Sounds hot
>>708483099
no you were just asking me about my butt
>>708483074
beat it thrice
>>708483329
Just play some overwatch and get more halloween boxes.
no, overwatch is bad
>>708483174
squeeze it
>>708483210
oh. well what was the other flavour it had?
