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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708032240
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708042427
Everyone has different tastes.
ANYWAYS
You tried that Chinese rice hack that people have been going crazy over?
QOTT: instant turn offs?
>Best fox claimu
>>708042625
When the microwave has only one second left.
so they see me on the toilet with my legs wide open, my yeast infection is so fucking horrible my uterus is actually hanging out of my vagina. it is covered in cottage cheese
>>708042625
black girls
>>708042285(Yuno)
Getting together with friends in about 30 minutes for drinks
>>708042427(Big Smugger)
I also have about a year until I can do it legally, not that it really matters.
>>708042625
3D
>>708042625
"Daddy"
Best Chibi claimed.
>>708042483
I have returned to claim Diesel-sama once more.
![Susan [LQ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h37rNKw.jpg "Susan [LQ].jpg")
Hello
>>708042427
i envy you
>>708042635
Stay cute forever pls
>>708042584
Dem legs
>>708042703
fag spotted smh
>>708042625
See >>708042695
>>708042285
Do it, become Free!™ so that you can finally live the way mankind was meant to.
>>708042625
bagena
Just kidding, for me theres only 2
1.Black-I can not get hard.for black girls, I can't watch porn with black people in it I can barely even stand some half black girls.
2.L I B E R A L
>>708042689
DICK
>>708042780
Will do.
>>708042780
Meant hips lol
oh shit here come the cans of corn! they start beating me with cans of corn and stepping on my uterus.
>>708042780
>but there's no leg in this pic
>>708042831
Sorry to disappoint, anon
>>708042315
I'll have to remember those.
I've never seen you talk about anything but SNES games here, are you into SNES?
>>708042679
I just let it ring because I'm not an aurist
>>708042695
holy fucking racist
>>708042702
I'm MGTOW
>>708042703
I said turn offs
>>708042841
you too geez...
>>708042896
I'm liberal and Jesus fucking Christ you guys are racist >>708042955
DICK
>>708042625
>not being yuuko
>>708042625
>INB4 3d
Weeaboos and
>>708042695
>>708042689
Pics or it didn't happen
>>708042764
Hi cute Egyptian
>>708042955
>oh shit, here comes the cans of
POST DICK
>>708043053
We can't be friends anymore.
>>708042574
It can be a new experience
This is news to me. I have not
>>708042584
That's lewd, lil ship
>>708042625
Floor tiles
>>708042697
Oh yeah i forgot you told me you were 20 and drinking
>reported
>>708042765
What are you doing?
>>708042841
I dated a black chick before. What's bad about that?
>>708042259
We're not there yet ;^)
>>708042285
Oh my! But balls weren't touching
>>708042896
Hey there whatcha doin cuter?
>>708042955
Calm down oldfag post lewd. You always goin off about stinky lady beefer bits.
>>708043140
It's probably because it was a Hu Tieu My Tho place.
>>708043140
wow and smokes, probably going to play some witcher
>>708043140
To each their own. I just find black girls to be extremely unattractive
I'm sure there are plenty of nice black women out there
>>708043053
Konata pls
>>708043140
She's just trying to warm your cold hands
I swear!
>>708042949
>>708043042
^^^
Failed
>>708042483
Yousoro
>>708042285 (Tsunny)
I think your roodness is a sign I need to go back to lurking ._.
>>708042427 (Shinoa)
Yeah, Eli best student council prez easy. You've got some good eps coming up, I'm three quarters of the way through rewatching for the n'th time screengrabbing all the You scenes
>>708042695
>Mugi
>Turn-offs
>Black
kek
>>708042625
myself
meh that's all i got, i don't feel like sitting down and writting any more of this masterpiece
>>708043073
I prefer mio
>>708043074
ANOTHER racist...
>>708043139
can we still be lovers? c:
>>708043140
what the fuck?
>>708043355
I'd do you...
>>708043290
daddy please :c
Y'all know who it is.
>>708042625
Milf.
>>708043042
how can you be this gay
>>708043140
Low standards
>>708043053
I have black friends get memed on
>>708043290
My feet are cold. Does Amatsu have something for this? :(
>>708043436
Who is it
>708043355
bakabaka
i miss my ayase
>>708043355
>myself
>>708043434
That's okay. You're entitled to your wrong opinion.
>>708043193
Hello, who are you?
I'm just chilling and playing Fallout
>>708043434
No
>>708043434
To be fair i don't like chinks much either
>>708043495
Are you being retarded on purpose?
I'm out of here, hope you all sleep well tonight
>>708043140
>
>>708043434
Goddammit
>>708043442
She can herself a slut all she wants, it'll make only make me harder
But calling me daddy will make me softer
>>708043495
You'll freeze your feet
Have fun with that
>>708042697
Oh alright hope you have fun
I'll probably pass out soon, wanna finish this game though
>>708042896
Kek the trade mark made me lose my sides
What state should I move to?
>>708043053
Que?
>>708043140
Oh excuse me
Then it's completely straight
What a puzzle. I really wonder how you got infected
>>708043355
Noooo bb
You know I love you
>>708043608
fellow Mexicans > white > yellow > black girls
>>708043603
sorry I don't believe in old racist men politics ;-;
>>708043580
Nichijou wasn't even funny I just watched for mio :/
>>708043436
I like grandmas
>>708043442
shinoa doesn't count
>>708043802
it's 5pm
That was the most autistic thing I have posted all month.
How are you faggots doing
>>708043802
Bye bye
>Yuno
>>708043603
Just the lil cuterr Luluco
You're the cute ear fox with gun I like
>>708043608
Very fair
Confirmed
U a cute
>>708042625
People with facial piercings.
>>708043853
men going their own way
>>708043765
Possibly
>>708043805
They're already cold, it won't take much.
I'll just warm them by your engine
>>708043802
Good night
>>708043972
I really like your eyes
>>708043805
I suspect that your imaginary cartoon wife will call you nothing, Daddy.
>>708043949
that's not a big dick...
>>708043972
for once I agree with you, weird eyes
>>708043802
Goodnight beautiful
>>708043899
I watched for yuuko, nano, and hakase. In that order.
mai a shit~
>>708043958
What is this?
>>708043899
Shinoa is Asian or something
>>708043805
Is "master" better?
>>708042625
Probably small booty
>>708043899
I never said i liked Mexicans, that wall can't be build soon enough
But really, I don't care about race in the slightest
As long as they aren't fat
>>708043958
Thanks, U a Qt 2
Nigger I'm not posting my dick, that would be inappropriate.
>>708044079
Who you calling werid eyes?
>>708044029
T-Thanks.
>>708044029
No
>>708044072
Ok
>>708044122
Much, much better
>>708044226
I want to suck your dick
>>708044106
Uhm a cuter with bread for u senpai
>>708044122
Master sounds cheesy to me but daddy makes me diamonds
>>708044150
I like small girls ^-^
>>708044221
that's my preference
>>708044226
nigger private message me it
>>708044254
(You)
>>708042764
Don't have you a pyramid to look after?
>>708043276
Never been there either
>>708043278
You and your wow and smokes
>>708043282
She was lightskin. It was good
>>708043290
Mmhmm...She wanted to hold my hands!
>>708043355
Your dedication to your waifu is unmatched. I love eli
>>708043434
Meme
>>708043436
Kitty-bunny!
>
>>708043442
Cant be picky. Or you'll be lonely
>>708043802
Oh. Goodnight little loli
>>708043853
Exactly!! I don't get how! I know im pretty healthy
>>708044029
Meh. About to watch Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere here soon.
Holy shit you guys are faggots
>>708044369
Well shit me too but if they don't got the dunk that's a deal breaker my friend
>>708044444
5 4s
>>708044369
wait, which is your preference?
And who even are you?
>>708044444
Aaaaaaand RIP thread
>>708044502
Post dick, faggot
>>708044444
Uhhmff
>>708044444
>>708044381
thats me, thats my sad sad life
>>708044381
Who would want to hold hands with you
>>708043853
Texas obviously.
>>708043899
Well I don't believe in millennial white hating xirgender politics.
>>708043949
POST D I C K
>>708043958
Gotta admit, that's pretty cute.
Thanks, you're the first person to ever say fox instead of cat without me having to correct them like 3 times.
>>708044444
BOI HE DID IT
>>708044345
Does this girl have source material or is it just an image?
Thank you for the bread.
>>708044444
Welp
You killed it
![You Watanabe [072].png](https://i.imgur.com/urTGDi9.png "You Watanabe [072].png")
>>708043548
ayase
a
dead
e e
a a
dead
it's rood for maids to pry
>>708043853
:I
>>708044254
They're mesmerizing
>>708044296
Bully bote
>>708044381
Eh, I'm pretty picky about my skin colour
>>708044444
I think you replied to the wrong person. Nice get though
>>708044296
I see
>>708044369
I'm more into calling her names tbh
>>708044381
I want people but people don't want me
>>708044444
![You Watanabe [087].png](https://i.imgur.com/LssW1kX.png "You Watanabe [087].png")
>>708044687
>mfw post was a complete failure
back to lurking
Sorry for late reply was getting something to eat.
>>708041490
Well hello there
>who are you
>>708041636
Yuuko(r)
>>708042427
Actually i am super late
>>708044601
nigger what are you doing with mai waifu you sick, girl kidnapping fuck. Dont make me make this personnel.
>>708044381
Damn, where have you been to eat?
Goodnight /waifu/
>>708044381
I hope it'll be over for you soon
You don't deserve something like that
Have a good rest of the day
>>708044444
That get is a my que to leave
>>708044665
Texas seems fucking lame
Filled with retards tbh
>>708044554
that's just my preference of girl ethnicity or>>708044665
whatever
>>708044509
I don't play basketball
>>708044665
/pol/ has brainwashed you ;-;
>>708044369
(Y-You) too...
>>708044705
Ah, you're so flattering... May I see your eyes, Anon?
>>708044816
I'm finally seeing more of your waifu; what a cutie
>>708044444
.
>>708044787
back the shit off ill fuckin destroy you
>>708044816
>>708044888
My god
>>708044807
Goodnight
>>708044681
Well I'm glad you're interested in lil Luluco senpai.
She's a middle schooler and the anime is called Space Patrol Luluco
>>708044665
Boi he did it.
Also I do the lurk and I do it nice so as not to fuck up around cutes such as yourself
>708044687
ayase alive
>>708044887
Which eyes do you like better?
Right or L-Left?
>>708044950
>
>>708044444
Well alright then, I got quints.
>>708044705
I'm pretty sure my intentions were to reply to you.
>>708044888
And right back at you with those dub trips.
>>708044888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeGTt08xdWA
>>708044814
To each his own and all that
>>708044950
I see you, Wabbit
>>708045051
The left ones are good. The ones on the right seem a bit off, I am not sure why
>>708045052
Okay, just making sure. It seemed a bit random considering all I said was
>Possibly
What is Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere
>>708045189
If you are a juden, I must kindly ask you to leave.
>>708044814
https://soundcloud.com/koinc/she-got-donk
^^
>>708044807
*navy seals copypasta*
Good night.
>>708044814
I don't use /pol/, I just refuse to let my
hobby be ruined because of feelings.
>>708045049
Luluco is far cuter than Galil
You should post more often
>>708045348
GOY VEY, DON'T BE AN ANTI-SEMITE
>>708044444
T H E O N E T I M E Y O U D O N ' T A S K F O R L E W D S
>>708042625
Switches
>>708045348
>>708045383
>Luluco is far cuter than Galil
It's like you don't even love your waifu...
>>708045049
Thank you anon.
So is she a daughterru or however you spell it?
>>708045051
right is right choice
>>708045360
oh my
>>708045383
what boards do you like?
>>708045481
like light switches?
>>708045465
ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE?!
>>708045483
Hallo? Any juden in here?
>>708045248
You're pretty cuute with those eyes. (and S-scary)
>>708045617
R-Right is the right choice? H-How could you say that... Anon...
>>708045483
Hello Galil.
How's it eating?
>>708045660
Be a good goy and go get cucked by rapugees
>>708045679
I mean no scaring
>>708045720
Don't listen to him
>>708045720
her left if that makes you feel better ;-;
>>708045599
Mhm I guess but I like to imagine our love convalesced normal boundaries >>708045617
Oh my indeed
>>708045383
Bawww who me?
I will post more for u senpai but I think foxu girl is foxxy c:
I like her body parts they are not fat but not skinny just right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGbW44AEHeM
>>708045801
How many flips does it take?
>>708045825
You're s-sweet, Anon.
>>708045931
>convalesced
That's a ten dollar word that makes me happy to see.
Well you make sure to supply her with lots of bread and love.
>>708046032
sunshine
>>708046043
cutest smile in thread x_x
>>708045801
>Salil Sawarim intensifies
No moar alloha snakbaaaars ;-;
>>708046032
Hello again Kirino
>>708046043
However many it may take
>>708046157
They're all going to be sent to Ireland from now on, I spoke with my Zionist friends
>>708045543
Galil may not be the cutest, but she's still a 10/10 in my opinion.
>>708045617
/k/ and /tg/.
/tg/ is unrelated to liberals though.
>>708045660
Uh
No?
>>708045794
I had chili dogs earlier, and I was going to make chicken but its too late now so I'll probably make some oatmeal and/or scrambled eggs.
>>708045931
Yes you!
You're too nice
>>708046137
>>708046203
P-pick a card, any card.
>>708046157
Post best pic
>>708046341
I pick the right side(my right, your left) card
>>708045248
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizon_in_the_Middle_of_Nowhere
>>708044535
>>708044554
>>708044575
>>708044512
>>708044591
>>708044665
>>708044681
>>708044737
>>708044807
>>708045471
I guess the quints mean I have to now go and watch Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere. Peace!
>>708046123
Hi.
>>708046203
Hello Alice.
>>708046450
take care
>>708046341
that one!
>>708046283
a b c ck fit mu
>>708046283
Oh damn nice. I have only eaten some tomatotortellinipasta, a burger and some fruits today.
>>708044601
Not saying anything bad. Just as long you all good
>>708044631
You do. You're just a tsun about it
>>708044705
Oh
>>708044737
Dont say that fam
>>708044767
No one special
>>708044789
The outside world is a scary place
>>708044807
Night. It comes and goes
>>708046354
Sup qt lost u for a minute
>>708046123
Bawww what a cute gif
>bread
>you too sweeter C:
>>708046283
Anyway what did u do today? And how do u spell ur anime again I'll put it on my new phones notes to watch :3
>>708045617
Yep
Cirno claimu
https://youtu.be/DiO35Iw4cVA
>>708046694
when I missed the joke<
rip me
>>708046492
How are you doing this (appropriate time of day)?
>>708046613
I'm a picky sort of person though, so I would pretty much ignore what I say
>>708046613
no worries! might be hopping off here soon
>>708046746
Is this you?
>>708047012
No, I don't have a doll like that.
I have this, though
>>708046203
I will protect my potatoes with my life! (for about 15 minutes and then migrate away in fear)
>>708046283
hmmm, mind if I check your pockets for pennies? If you have more than 30 pennies in your pockets, you better be packing your bags for some summer kamp :^)
>>708046354
I refuse!
>>708046396
It turns out the "cards" are just blank pieces of paper.
>>708046613
It's the truth t b h f a m
>>708046746
I laughed and cringed the most I ever had when I heard that last night. 10/10
>>708046594
We still can't be friends
>>708046605
>tomatotortellinipasta
What even
>>708046683
I played Fallout 3 all day pretty much, what about you?
Its called Upotte
>>708046746
Cirnobyl
>>708047132
Oy vey, stay out of my pockets you goyim!
>>708046613
I-I'm not tsun!
>>708046683
Well I'll be playing OW with some friends
Catch ya later
>>708047132
Thank you, best voice
>>708046613
Aren't we all at least a little special?
>>708046906
Feeling good! Just got out of bed after a late and crazy night, just about to play some Overwatch with a couple mates, how're you?
>Sorry if I respond late
>>708047304
:-)
>>708047430
So.
Did she want the orange D?
>>708047381
It was really good
>>708047381
we can't be friends because of different ideologies?
you really are brainwashed...
please don't tell me you're voting trump
>>708047112
cute bobblehead
>>708047381
Hard to stay out of your pockets when they are dragging 5 meters behind you and clinking with so much change my ears are bleeding.
>>708047418
We are all different levels of special. My friend is so special, people gave him the nickname "autismo." Isn't that an awesome name?
>>708047132
Just spoil all the water and burn all the fields before you cede the land to the rapugees
>>708047260
Classic banter. You got me!
>
>>708047430
Ah, you're one of the Aussies. Playing games with friends is fun, I haven't done it in a while
Just getting fugged by osu right now
>>708047645
It's a Nendoroid.
Doesn't bobble, but it IS poseable.
>>708046906
I try not to be picky and oh okay lol
>>708046975
Then I'll be calling it an early Goodnight
>>708047284
Chase big girls. They need love too
>>708047386
You sure?
>>708047418
You calling me a snowflake? Im triggered
>>708047780
I'm s-such a joker!
>>708047815
night night, wish I didnt have to work tomorrow
night /waifu/
>>708047780
If we spoil all the water, and burn all the fields... won't the rapugees think they've returned back home to the middle east?
>>708047815
Hey smugger how goes?
>>708047541
Hey qt whatcha doin
>>708047381
Mmk thanks I think oblivion is my favorite Bethesda creation wbu?
You excited for new skyrim?
>>708048158
No, because your women are white and not wearing Hijabs
>>708047631
But what is it and why does it gave such a dumb name
>>708047645
I'd like to be friends with you, but that's the equivalent of being friends with someone who is burning down your house.
I am, Clinton is a retarded bitch who wants to reinstate the AWB and nobody but those two have a chance.
>>708047722
I don't trust banks
>>708048191
>I've only ever played Fallout 3,NV and Skyrim
Skyrim is my favorite out of those I'd say, although I did absolutely love NV.
Not particularly.
>>708048191
>""""New""""
>>708048377
Rapugees will fix that "white" problem in a few generations.
>>708048480
But you of all people should trust the banks! They are all run by your juden brothers.
>>708047815
I like this image
>>708047861
>
Is this you?
>>708048158
They'll be right at home then, won't they
>>708047541
Well we didn't fug, but we held hands and hugged, watched fireworks together aswell. I felt so fucking good about myself.
>>708047780
Yep, yep. It's really fun, just need to find time to do it is the only hard part.
>>708048715
Having friends to do said games with is also a necessity
Also, sounds like you found yourself a nice person to do stuff with. Good for you!
>>708048635
Being cucks is the solution to your problems
Typical Europeans
>>708048561
Mm?
>>708048191
Playin games
>>708048715
Just take it slow mang. Let her get to like you and then you fug when shes ready. Dont be a douche and rush things.
>holding hands
Lewd enough.
>>708048894
It's just a remaster, it'll be identical to Skyrim, just look a bit prettier
>Ran-sama
>>708049038
Handholding is the farthest point of lewd. It only gets less lewd from there
>>708048679
Burnt landscape?
Check
No water in sight other than Abu Kabab's piss?
Check
Defenseless women everywhere waiting to get raped?
Check
Nassar, allahu akbar, we've found paradise!
>>708048844
Y-You 'Muricans aren't helping much with any of this... ;-;
>>708047722
Wow! We named one of our friends "crab" because he is so special too!
>>708047815
Nice. Whatever you do just don't buy a rope.
>>708048480
It's tomato tortellinis i don't know how to explain it. Google it
>>708048679
Yep! Only thing wrong is the eyes.
>>708048832
Yep, that can be the hardest part to find friends to do stuff with. I've been with these guys for several years now. They're awesome.
Also, thank you.
>>708049038
Nah, I know to not push it, I'm not even that interested in the sex, seriously the most thing I want is just platonic intimacy, I wouldn't say no of course, just, it's not at the top of my list.
>>708049144
Dubs confirms.
>>708049038
Cool what kind?
>>708049046
Oh sup Ran
I meant that it's a newer version I guess but thx for the correction
>>708048480
Try oblivion it's #1
>>708049406
Well I guess now I have an idea where she's from! That's cool
>>708049423
I have a couple friends I've known for years, but school takes a higher priority than games these days. I miss doing things with them.
Dubs do indeed confirm
>
>>708046613
It's not so bad, but do you at least go shopping?
>>708048635
>Implying Jews trust other Jews
>>708049370
Ah, I thought it was one big ass word.
Never had tortellini before.
>>708049490
I'll pirate it whenever I get a PC I guess.
>>708049171
Well we're trying to remain the last bastion of hope
I guess the election will show how that will play out
>>708049490
But at the end of the day, it's no different
too bad the combat will still be shit
>Ran-sama
