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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708016051
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
>>708021028
Thanks for support the REVOILUTION
>Im allways here and watching you
>>708021057
NO , im waiting for pasta boi
>>708021196
I DONT WANT TO START IT WITH OUT PAST BOIT
>>708021216
NOW I FEEL IT !
Hello lovelies
>>708021616
Its over
>>708021616
Get sobered up you fool lmao
>>708021216
Did kitty-bunny miss the attention?
>>708021402
What is saving up? :^)
>>708021616
Pasta boi is ded
>>708021402
>>708021571
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>708021343
Come on now, i haven't done anything that bad, have i?
>>708021616
Your drunk.
Go home.
Hey kids, wanna listen to Death Grips?
>>708021616
Graf go to sleep
Miia claimd
>best fox claimu
Nice filthy early bake
>>708021854
Hello snek chan
>>708021807
Shit music :^)
>>708021854
claimed*
fuck
>>708021215
NO NEED TO. JUST A PLACE FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS TO STAY IS ENOUGH
I HAVE TIME
>>708021402
ÜBER WAS?
>>708021917
hello
>>708021216
Way to relate to all the wrong things, it's blatant wish fulfillment isekai.
>inb4 "b-but muh suffering"
Still has a self insert main character being lusted after by beautiful women, all the while checking every cliche of the genre. Next you might even go "b-but it's not cliche trite, it's a subversion!" which is the most abused term lately.
>>708021678
ITS not if we are here
>>708021698
I know you still love me inside
>>708021742
NO , he wirte to me on telegram so i bet he will be in 50 min
>>708021790
Fuck off u weak head :^)
>>708021807
HI
>>708021854
Fuk off mei
>>708021807
Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull.
>>708021616
It's nice to know someone is watchign over me
>>708021790
Yes, yes you have
>>708021908
it was on time then delete image maymay
>>708021807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzOfaJfnOzo
>>708021995
Very well then
>>708022052
What if i pull your tail gently?
>>708022087
Tell him to get on ASAP or there will be casualties
>>708022087
:^)
i love you too bby
Shiro claimed.
>>708019917 (tali)
Nah, without the vagina.
>>708020056 (JuggLover)
That picture is just too much. Way too much.
I'm sorry I said you like lolis.
>>708020155 (triangle dude)
Karen or lewds?
I like both. Thanks!
>>708020236 (Hamakaze)
>waifu pimping intensified
>>708020346 (Salz)
So sagt man. Ich hab von den Deutschen bisher nur die Kreuzer erlebt und die sind gelinde gesagt gewöhnungsbedürftig.
Immerhin hab ich noch meine japanischen dds :3.
>>708021216 (Laura)
It's called Ro500 and is reason for disgust and shame.
They took best German Unterseeboot and made her tanned and shit. Why? Just... why?
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>708021807
Do your homework instead.
>>708022128
I would never abuse my slaves and ask for lewds.
>>708022225
it will feel very nice~
カラミチーマス
Awake now
>>708022087
Idk bb. I'm not feeling it
>>708022431
I'm not a slave anymore? I see how it is...
Yes i'm the real one
Tenryuu claimed
>>708021698
Ikr
>>708021742
No homo
Only alcohol
>>708021807
Oh, hello there
Pay debts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
>>708021995
Das ist geheim
>>708022326
Naja, die deutschen Kreuzer sind gewöhnungbedürftig, aber die BBs hauen alles wieder raus
>10,6 km pure sekundär Rape
Es ist es wert
>>708022087
No u
>>708022326
Pimping saturdays
>>708022440
Morning sleepy head~ Slept well?
>>708022326
What is it's genetic structure? XX XY XXX or XXY
>>708022435
Does it anyway
~yoink
>>708021995
Well ok then...maybe i could just assist in merging the dimensions.
>>708021807
how is my favorite greek teacher doing
>>708022689
It's 5 pm for me right now. Had some really spicy noodles before passing out. No regrets.
Tomori, a total yandere and best waifu :3
>>708022304
yea but he is offline atm
>>708022305
boi stop
>winks like in old times
>>708022490
Deep insied you , you feels it
>its a little light in a dark tunnel
>>708022689
Hama i still love you buritos
>>708022326
NO PROBLEM
THE NEXT LEWD WOULD REQUIRE A VESSEL TO POSESS
>>708022600
UNNÖTIGE GEHEIMNISKRÄMEREI
WAHRSCHEINLICH NUR EINE LISTE ÜBER LEUTE DIE DU MAGST
>>708022721
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL
>>708022600
But I don't plan on drinking tonight
>>708022721
n-no please~
>>708022779
Hello blue
>>708022875
Oh, I had a pretty good laugh about spicy noodles and hellfire last night with a friend. 3 PM here
>>708022935
No you dont, you're just drink
>>708022972
It's never too late for a change of plans.
>>708022600
Would you recommend a corsair case?
>>708022935
Nuh. Uh
>>708022935
no fuck u
>insult you like in the good old days
>>708023135
Drunk*
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>708022509
Of Course your not a slave.
You are a sex slave :^)
>>708022935
Graf pls
>>708023151
You just want to take advantage of my drunken state :^)
>>708022960
Give this a lewd shot
>>708022984
>rubs vigorously with a smirk
>>708022087
Oh, hello there, long time no see
>>708022110
Get out the way or get up torn
Ain't a picture big enough to fit
What we dig up from the core
>>708022212
Hello
I'm actually a pretty big fan of Red Warszawa already, but thanks anyway. What's up?
>>708022431
Yeah, sure, mom
>>708022600
It's been some time. I'm working towards the debt paying.
>>708022842
I'm pretty good, just listening to music right now. You?
>>708022779
What a fag.
>>708022600
Ich warte ja noch auf die deutschen Zerstörer. Aber die Russen sind auch schon mal nicht übel.
>>708022960
I shall not grant you the honor of possessing mai waifu, but I'll see if I can sack in some innocent soul.
>>708022721
I don't have a high enough resolution picture to say for sure.
>>708022689
More like heresy saturday.
Sexy, sexy heresy.
>>708023338
Well thats how we would answer the question
>boy
>girl
>or herm
>>708023335
Yeah I thought I remembered you liking them.
Nothing much just uni being a bitch like usual, but now I got a week's break to recover and unfuck some of the things I ruined, like throwing away my wallet with all my cards and id in it.
You?
>>708022779
IT'S BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE I LAST SAW YOU
IF THE TIME AT THIS SIDE OF THE GLOBE WOULDN'T BE THIS LATE I'D LOVE TO STAY ANT CONVERSE WITH YOU AGAIN
HAHA, CAN'T BE HELPED THOUGH
JUST KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE STILL REMEMBER YOU
>>708023338
HAHA, SURE THING
REMEMBER
LIFE IS AN ILLUSION,
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM
BUY GOLD
BYE
If you're wondering about the half A press, read this before commenting to ask why. I use a special notation that allows for half A presses. Specifically, if you enter a level already holding the A button, then that A press only counts as half. It's actually pretty important to distinguish between the A button being PRESSED and the A button being HELD. While pressing A allows Mario to execute several kinds of jumps, the holding of A allows Mario to swim in water, do little kicks up slopes, grab the owl, and twirl slowly. So if a star requires the A button to be held, the pressing of the A button could have been done at some point in the past, and just held until that moment. For instance, let's say there are two stars: one that requires the A button to be pressed (1x A presses), and another that only requires the A button to be held (0.5x A presses). Individually, these stars would both require a full A press. But if these stars were collected one after the other, then the A button could be pressed during the former, and held all the way through to the next star to be used in the latter. In this manner, these stars together would only use 1 A press, whereas they would take 2 A presses if done individually. So during a 120 star run, you would round these half A presses down, but on a star-by-star basis you would round them up.
>>708022960
Naja, es ist mehr so eine Liste über Leute, mit welchen ich nichts anfangen kann und mehr Infos benötige
>>708022972
I can send you a care package :^)
>>708023153
Sharkoon and Cooler Master are okay too, but in that case it depends on what you like and prefer
>>708023335
That's good to hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0xNNI9P4GA
>>708023338
Naja, die deutschen DDs werden so wie die Russen sein, nur mit 150mm Geschützen, also fast schon Mini-Kreuzer
>>708023225
A sex slave is still a slave... And I never even signed the contract!
>>708023135
i said that on ts3 when u join (i wasnt drunk boi)
>>708023153
Lets make Waifu better together boi (love me then pls if u dont feel it)
>>708023159
Do it like you do
(we can do it)
>>708023248
WAtttt do you want Amatsu CHANNNN ??
>>708023335
Only few months :^) Where is hando kun when i need him ?
>>708023546
But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.
>>708023311
ah not there it's really sensitive~
>>708023335
sitting in ts3 and talking to some lads and being bored as fuck so nothing new
>>708023546
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A HALF A PRESS A A PRESS IS A A PRESS
>>708023335
This artist apparently only has 2 tracks and you can't even upload them to youtube due to copyrights. Both are pretty good.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ubkwso.mp3
>>708023248
I hope it makes you violent.
>>708023651
What happens if i just keep going? Will you break?
I will fuck your sister.
>>708023474
Do you even know for sure the chromosomes you got? Ever had them checked?
>>708023510
But isn't monetary value an illusion as well?
>>708023567
Also ohne den t4 Kapitänsbonus...
Bis wann soll jetzt eigentlich mal das japsen dd remake kommen?
>Decide to take a nap then play Fallout 3 for a little bit
>End up playing for 8 hours
Oops
I-i guess i'll just lurk then
>>708023831
You can take her away, I don't want her
>>708023567
>coolermaster
Good man
>>708023567
So its all down to personal preference
>>708023580
I'm down lol(fine here's my love for your drunk self)
>>708023881
>>708023627
>>708023707
We need to build up speed for 12 hours
>>708023881
Nice fox you have there
>>708021616
HURRAH!
>>708021698
Sort of...
>>708022056
>Implying every female in that series wanted Subaru's D.
>Thinking that he's a self insert/generic despite him not using weapons, that of which he makes up for by smarts; which also is unncommon among isekai MC's.
I'm aware that I might have listed some incorrect reasons, but I thought that it was Subaru that caused a lot of people to not like the series as much as others did.
>>708022326
It's going to take me a while to find it unless you have a link.
>>708023225
When will you answer my question?
>>708023567
You'd need like a couple of permits to do it :^)
>>708023580
I want you to go to bed
And send me another vocaroo
>>708023765
It can make me whatever you want :^)
>But really, it can make me one horny son of a bitch
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>708023571
Id count posting lewds as signing it.
>>708023881
Bye
>>708023846
XY m8
>not getting checked at birth
>>708023831
Shes kind of a cunt tho. Full tumblerina status
>I'll just fuck your waifu
>>708023877
joo
>>708023771
y-yes so please stop~
or i will need to put that tail in some fun places~
>>708024022
Shhh
>>708024038
She's a cat, you racist
>>708024061
I'm not leaving, but i might play league and throw Syndra's balls at everyone's faces
>>708024051
Sort of? I feel like that's not the whole truth
>>708024135
d-dont you tempt me with a good time
>increases pressure to heavy
~tali
>>708024118
>tumblr
Fuck that, I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that
>>708024118
>XY
Lol, those are the chromosomes 100% of gay people have. Faggot.
>Shiro
>>708023135
These literally made me have trouble thinking, mild indigestion, and just pain.
>>708024058
I bet you drunk wank.
>>708023846
Evtl. zum nächsten Patch, obwohl ich so einen schon gekillt habe. Nur echt mit dem WG-Mitarbeiter hinter dem Bildschirm
>>708023971
I picked one of them. Keeps everything cool.
>>708023984
Correct
>>708024058
I'm german. i don't need permission. We'll see us next year.
>>708024283
You arent incorrect. However it is also the chromosome of every straight male as well
Before Pasta boi is comming (and i gonna be dead)
I love you all and pls press F for me to pay respect
>>708024061
>I signed it for you
I seem to remember this being said
>>708024227
:v) hello fox
>>708024477
F
>>708023984
Smugbug
>>708024038
I'm offended
>>708024118
Mask
>>708024135
Snek
>>708024477
F
>>708024269
>wraps you with my tail and starts massaging you with it
i warned you~
>>708023971
If you like plastic atrocities.
Phanteks for life.
>>708023580
Nope, drunk
>>708024312
Sounds like you need to have some more spicy noodles :^)
I hope its not an acid reflux. I get those when I eat spicy stuff
>>708024346
At least I don't send pics
>>708024422
The customs will stop it
>>708024477
f
Post femme fatale's?
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>708024227
Just make sure to not do anything weird.
>>708024552
Shhh
>>708024477
f
>>708024812
There's always a first time.
>>708024621
Eyes
>>708024651
Keelah' that feels
...nice
>>708024946
Waifu's Distract you from your true duty to the Emperor.
Waifu's are heresy.
>>708025062
I bet you'd love that
>>708024477
F
>>708024422
How much was your build?
>>708024621
Desert fox
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>708025163
And leave me all alone?
I'll be back later.
>>708025262
It's a good thing I like my waifu more than the Emperor
>>708025339
Bye
Pasta boi is here ......
>>708025405
Filthy heretic.
>>708025311
Chubby cheeks for them cheek pinching
>viet texan
>>708025163
kekd hard
>>708025311
I wouldn't dislike it.
>>708025453
I forgot my image
Claimed!
>>708025583
Absolutely disgusting display of Heresy.
>>708025142
Who dis
>>708025262
>muh emprah
Kek'd, this loyalist doesn't even know bout Chaos
>>708025329
Lost to that pic
>>708024710
This was Korean grade Kim chi spicy. The ones with black packaging
>>708025683
>>708025465
>viet texan
The best
>>708025542
Remind me whenever I get drunk~
>>708024051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISN8-6x0Lg
>>708024422
Die sind auch nicht mehr das, was sie schon mal waren...
Mich interessiert mal, ob ich danach noch meine Fubuki (nur dann T6) habe, das neue T8 Schiff oder beide.
>>708024552
Hello
>>708024946
I never do anything weird
>>708025714
>>708025142
Forgot pic
>>708025795
When are you planning to get drunk?
>>708025790
Oh, I normally just eat the spicy chicken cup of noodles with extra hot sauce
By any chance, were you the anon talking about playing destiny the other day?
>>708025844
Nurgle loves you, Emperor sees you as nothing but a pawn for his games
>>708025862
How's your weekend been famalam
>>708025465
>>708025795
>Viet texan
With the addition of Chinese, here.
>>708026154
Pretty nice except now im trapt at a birthday party where i know no one.
>>708025714
It's not THAT funny
>>708025795
No. You're the best
>>708026083
>eating other Asian noodles but pho
End your life pls :^)
No lie, pho ga with a bit of lime and Sriracha sauce is god tier
>>708026154
The Emperor Loves me, He guides me in Battle and watches over me through life.
>>708026063
I will be for sure this Halloween
Maybe I will be before that too
>>708026228
It's basically the same
:^)
>>708026228
We had this talk before
>>708026358
He's rigjt abour ir beign rhe same. We all have smol eyes ',^)
>shinoa
>>708026473
Still here, faggot?
>>708026228
Ching chong my my ding dong 5 dollars?
>>708026276
How did that happen
>>708026294
I have a horrible sense of humor
>>708026311
>
>>708026705
>tfw ignored
>>708026473
top tier qt tbh
>>708021498
Ok faggots party's over
>>708026705
Looks like I am, for whatever reason.
You're back?
>>708026473
a cute
>>708026473
a shit
>>708026741
>wife's extended family
>>708026473
A shit
Getting way too late.
Sleep well, everyone!
>>708026979
Hello
>>708027200
Good night
>>708026914
Shh, I can't be bothered with all those people replying to me honestly.
I'm fine too, just living the dream and it being really quite underwhelming. At least you're doing fine, eh?
>>708026979
Nope, but everyone was posting it seemed like and I decided to pass by for a few
>>708026741
I see
>>708027200
Night
>>708027385
Oh gonna ignore me too, teacher?
>>708027385
I noticed that as well. They all drunk or what?
Still busy with studies I'm guessing.
>>708026294
>not including hoisin sauce
Kys
>>708026358
Asian parents are pretty darn nice
>>708026364
Indeed we have
>>708027385
The best way to get "popular" is to dissapear for a while.
I'll manage like I always do.
>>708027555
>Has the trips
>Has the feets
I think I am in love
Quick claim before next thread
>>708027533
Yes, you are being ignored at this very second
Get out of my personal space please.
>>708027594
Yeah, I guess you could say that, I'm mostly not really interested in here that much
>>708027793
Yeah, I guess. Whatever happened to the milkman?
>>708028525
He's doing well at fireman training, I assume he just got bored of the threads without feeling the need for a melodramatic goodbye.
>>708027709
>
HOW DID I FORGET!?!?!?!?!?!
ITS THE PRIMARY PEICE FOR A DELICIOUS SOUP IN THE DISH
>>708028525
Oh. Was gonna ask why are people so into gorillaz since i dont see the appeal in them. But okay peace lol
>>708028525
Seems like a lot of people are not really interested in this place anymore.
>>708028704
> without feeling the need for a melodramatic goodbye.
that's something I could learn from, but anyway I'm gone
>When you carry a team, but they can't do the simplest task so you fail anyway
>>708029078
Honestly it wasn't even meant directly at you.
Take care.
>>708029126
>when you do 20-30 spy missions for Ivara Chassis and you don't get it
>when people use Concealed Explosion on Nightmare alerts on squishy frames
>when people pump extra power into excavators
Pubs are shit.
>>708028708
I don't blame you too much, if you don't like your phở with it then so be it.
>>708029749
>76% of damage
>450 kills compared to the other guys 300 combined
>9 revives
And my effectiveness dropped massively when carrier died, but Nekros is still too OP
>>708030283
On that Nightmare alert I mentioned (it was only Earth Excavation but that shouldn't matter) I had 16 revives and 500 kills, everyone else combined had <300.
I stopped picking people up because I could power and defend the excavator just fine.
>>708029078
Grandpa wait!
D-don't leave...
Wow, things got really quiet
>>708030540
Could be worse, could be a Limbo who has his team do all the work
>>708032082
I leave groups with Limbos.
Usually they are just trolls who throw everyone into the rift.
>>708032207
I like this image
